The Weird Non-Porn Stuff People Jerk Off To

[@ComedyCentral]

0:01 Jay scats to a Corey Feldman performance 1:04 How to fill a bookshelf 6:35 Caller Topic: weirdest non-porn thing you've ever jerked it to 26:04 Jay and Dan draw each other some porn

[@cohenkane2148]

I worked at a 'naturist society' resort. At age 18. Weird jerk offs to weird posing after dark. Weird wild stuff. 1990s. Oof faah.

[@Cdumps21]

I've paid for comedy central app for over a year just in case I want to watch Jay's special again. That and the Comedy Jam is the only thing I've used it for.

[@seemslegit2412]

where can I see the uncensored drawings? 😂

[@seanisnotreal]

32:27 Smoke Break 🚬

[@kylebdemented1]

Comedy central needs to realize what they have here. Two phenomenal comedians and on air radio personalities that are clearly great friends and are surrounded by a radio crew that seems to love what they do. In my opinion this kind of chemistry/potential is not an every day find and CC would be silly to not capitalize on this opportunity.

[@loveiscactus4294]

how r they not capitalising? it's on their network.

[@kylebdemented1]

@@loveiscactus4294 I mean it in the sense that I think they need to promote them more and get them more visible to the random viewers. Obviously I'm biased, but I think jay and dan deserve more when you consider the level of comedy they produce

[@jkwalzo]

Couldn’t have said it better. They have something special and hilarious.

[@HeavyShowsNYC]

And here we are a year later and they cancelled it.

[@HeavyShowsNYC]

Jonny Burrito I should’ve been clearer. They cancelled having any of it on video. They often talk about how the CC team doesn’t record video anymore.

[@isukye]

jays drawing was 10,000 times better than i ever expected im like shocked

[@michaelkhan7012]

This is the best thing comedy central's got, we need longer videos.

[@cohenkane2148]

Yup, we just gotta keep makin noise, fuckers will hear

[@ah4246]

Michael Kahn just do the whole fucking show Comedy Central listen to Michael Kahn he will Mongolian skull fuck you if you dont

[@lyricwilliams4106]

Iconic Jacob “I respect u a lot”

[@bobbybane8556]

No one: Random dude: Dididliy bibibli dibibd dibilidy bibde dooooooo

[@askingwhyisfree7436]

bruh.

[@austins449]

No one: You: took my profile pic

[@KrisKringlez]

“You got a real slammer on ya” Well done,Danny Sodermuffins

[@charlest5604]

That killed me. Brilliant off the cuff line

[@GoodYegg]

I'm standing firm: I like Christine's laugh

[@johnnyblaze2485]

Im with you. We got an army of two

[@ElkinsEric]

Three!

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Count me in! #cacklecackle

[@CrumpetsNBiscuits]

You guys are amazing. I miss the show so much, i mean the live bits. Can't wait for more.

[@Cdumps21]

I've already listened to this 5 times on Sirius XM. It's awesome to see the video. Thank you all so much!!!

[@mwj9433]

Jay's actually kinda a good cartoonist lol

[@eaeaeafdfdfd3334]

Crackle crackle..., Thanks for making the day better guys and gals @the bonfire

[@kaimiloab.1032]

Dan is thinking of the book "The Joy of Sex"

[@ericspencer4599]

The lingerie section of the JC Penney catalogue

[@rileymcgill2307]

wish I could just subscribe to these videos

[@Myrzghe]

The book turning out to be a photo album was great banter 😂

[@daltonmckelvey392]

Please Comedy Central for the sake of humanity never cancel this show!!!!! Crackle Crackle

[@_m_m4]

I love these guys 😋 I need friends like dan and jay in my life

[@bogie3462]

Is there a better comedy duo? They hit from the jump and don't stop

[@SunrunnerGal]

Nobody else lol when Jay laughed so hard he blew out snot? No? Just me? 'K. Good stuff!

[@ah4246]

lol dj lou on the smoke break looking like a prison uncle

[@eddygatlin]

ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOS CUTTING SOMEONE OFF OPENINGS I SEEN TO A VID

[@michaelrohrkasse6110]

I can't believe they censored stick drawings

[@edburns584]

If comedy Central would upload the full show like a podcast they'd see a real jump in listeners

[@vincentdominic6690]

Love these videos they're so awesome I wish they always have videos their own channel rock on Crackle crackle mofos

[@slipphilton6141]

My dad had a book of the 1900s about everything important in the 1900s and I remember one page had Woodstock pictures and another page and two girls flashing at a concert.

[@thasco]

Crackle Squared

[@goofy4018]

Crackle cubed

[@maxbrown1748]

Ahhh the old days when it was just Dan and Jay ripping it up and killing my gut with dumb laughter🤣

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Lou's smile while Jay's describing the chest hair of young James Earl Jones makes me so happy for reasons I can't describe.

[@jesserains7633]

Just got out of jail and I'm glad to be able to watch you guys again thank you

[@glenlagees8359]

too much information that no one cares about.

[@Ryan-ez6mt]

For what possession of meth

[@Pruittwaldo]

I know that feeling 😄

[@justincox272]

Those evil Jacob drops do it everytime

[@Ortclone]

8:19 the genuine look of shame on Jay’s face . Hit him bellow the belt

[@kggregorie]

Hilarious that the only time Danny can rip cigs is with Jay

[@notsafeformiranda4271]

You guys should do a series where you all practice drawing pornography and actually try. It would be so funny

[@Fryed_Bryce]

That sounds like a scheme hatched by a kid who's mom put a strict parental control on their computer

[@ringobarooka3192]

The most important podcast in the 🌎

[@NuzzlyNyxi]

18:43 Dan needs to play a young Hannibal Lecter.

[@roberttorres4893]

They both look so glassy eyed in this episode. 😁

[@bogie3462]

Dude Big Jay is a legit cartoonist

[@dragon3allzdeep325]

Jay was so salty!!! Lol

[@ElkinsEric]

Evil Jacob is funny AF! Ya got a pinned dude?!? Lmao!!!

[@12345AgainstOne]

the editing in this is great

[@vincentdominic6690]

Hot coffee I love these videos

[@ryanjordan4868]

Please keep The Bonfire around!

[@cindyo6298]

Anatomy Books...years later I got a biology degree.

[@Alex_Chilton]

Anyone else just now getting the bonfire algorithm 5 years later?

[@roejogan4374]

Congratulations on 8m subs! This was hilarious 😂

[@brianwooden4025]

Jay doesn't even know it but the pic he drew was pretty dope

[@Lowclef]

My sister had a coffee table book of the spice girls and everythingwith Posh and Ginger Spice got it quite often.

[@jotun.616]

The doin it well vid lol forgot about that

[@dankoni]

1. gadget from rescue rangers 2. pink ranger from power rangers intro 3. rebecca from tailspin

[@87amsed]

This list doesn't even need context 👍😂

[@Fryed_Bryce]

1. Hannah 2. Fuckin' 3. Montana

[@zackflora6165]

Totally remember that Time/Life hippie picture. Big ole painted melons.

[@christopherkendrex8075]

I would pay so much for both those pictures

[@MrDesmonday]

MAKE THIS A TV SHOW!!!

[@Cotton-15]

I had that time life book. Can confirm.

[@cmsmith1031]

Old Jewish grandpa showed his grandson pornographic books? No way lol.

[@mattmclain8902]

"Got a real SLAMMER huh bud?"

[@robertanderson9460]

weirdest one for me: a nat geo with topless people outside of the indiana jones last crusade place

[@terranceboyce8278]

Weird jerk material : bra ads in junk mail 😂

[@theredball]

Dunkaroos reference 🙌

[@LOVE-of8iw]

Big Jay Oakerson is the shiiiiiiiiiiit!

[@stevenmarsh7155]

When I was about 10-11, my Ma's collection of Enquirer magazines. They were always good for a night in.

[@xpurpled]

How many cigs a day does Christine smoke 😂 omg

[@Fryed_Bryce]

I think it'd be better to ask how many cigs a day doesn't christine smoke

[@polarbear138]

It was WWF No Mercy not WrestleMania 2000. Both are great games 👌

[@sanbalestrini]

Jay's freudian slip...

[@frankydank]

More bonfire please

[@brandybantiess-welch1707]

I came here for the Soderpop, stayed for the Christine. She's cold blooded and I love her🖤💖🤘

[@axemeagain2554]

during the smoke break... you were "typing" did you say Sorry Axe! ?

[@tomn.2037]

Where would I find the full episodes?

[@AkaFigga]

Just search on KZbin for the bonfire audio. But shhh dont tell comedy central it's a camper secret

[@glenlagees8359]

sirius xm player. 5 bucks a month.

[@lopiklop]

bras have changed over the decades

[@fkmbmw]

best show in the world

[@mattyisinSD]

first time I've ever heard anyone use the term "white and black" to refer to monochrome photos

[@corvettevalentine4480]

Don’t know about tampons but Greek mythology was pretty good

[@brewitt1]

Viva la bonfire

[@monkeyearcheese420]

Scarlett the gi joe red head with ninja stars . Ermergerd

[@shankthetank2372]

I gotta get me some Vazaleam

[@rickardo3950]

What episode is this from so I can scam it off someone??? Thanks CC

[@acesb24]

Mariah Carey CD booklet

[@ericspencer4599]

The Real Bettie Page is a great book with lots of pictures

[@porterjustporter3153]

Oh Dan it’s 6 to midnight not 12.

[@maddelinepapermoon8509]

I have the Marylin Manson book its fucking amazing

[@SacredFeline]

Jay thinks Asians are the only people who can program video games lmao

[@al4385]

Nosotros Papaya to you.

[@Fryed_Bryce]

I too am from the slept kingdom

[@sugaredwards6207]

History of the Rolling Stones book , w/ lots of scantily clad groupie pix was mine.

[@vinny667]

You can leave your wife at home Jay

[@johnestupido1418]

I like big Jay, he sounds like Dave Attell and looks like Andrew Dice but fatter.

[@spensert4933]

Big J is so fast!!!!

[@brianjohnson9802]

You mean his timing? Of his drawing?

[@NigelOdinson]

Or his sexual endurance... give us details god damn it ;)

[@spensert4933]

Timing and fast mind.

[@Fryed_Bryce]

That's what your mum said

[@JohnnyUtahFBI]

Mariah Carey Touch my Body video….

[@1stTimeCaller]

Blurred slick figures

[@BG-rx6ts]

Like asmr?

[@mjweber0313]

Soder in a hoodie kinda looks like Igor from Young Frankenstein.

[@lyricwilliams4106]

Trip*Like*I*Do baby daddy he is

[@zackflora6165]

It's pronounced Egor

[@literallynobody25]

I made out with the atmosphere

[@antoniomontana386]

Crackle crackle muthafukas

[@pointlessopinion611]

#I am Ryan

[@jrbird1983]

My 600lb. life and Downblousing

[@hectoracosta7347]

I accidentally clicked but I’m first view ig

[@senorgilley]

Jay got so hurt when they didn't like he's picture. Hahahaha

[@gaelk2301]

:-)

[@TheDoubleO420Show]

Wierdos

[@sarahlovee4229]

I like to use my imagination...does that count? Technically there's porn playing in my head but not real porn just things I wish were happening a.t.m lol

[@glenlagees8359]

imagination qualifies as "non porn", so yes.

[@Fryed_Bryce]

the future is now sarah step up your game

[@amberschroer3637]

Just thought I’d tell you that I worked at PTs in Louisville - a world famous strip club that catered to high end clients and I had regular customers who were food fetish freaks and would bring bags of food into the VIP room and would want me to sit on and/or dance with each item (hamburgers, hot dogs, buns) and they always just wanted me to look at them but they always looked at the food . So weird

[@amberschroer3637]

Oh and it would cost ya $550 before tip!

[@Fryed_Bryce]

I would totally do that for $550. I'd even shave my back first. I'm pretty broke. Seriously if anyone wants to watch me do that for $$$ DM me

[@amberschroer3637]

Bryce Joblin hmmm... Niiicccee for shaving the back first!!