The Weird Non-Porn Stuff People Jerk Off To

[@ComedyCentral]

0:01 Jay scats to a Corey Feldman performance 1:04 How to fill a bookshelf 6:35 Caller Topic: weirdest non-porn thing you've ever jerked it to 26:04 Jay and Dan draw each other some porn

[@cohenkane2148]

I worked at a 'naturist society' resort. At age 18. Weird jerk offs to weird posing after dark. Weird wild stuff. 1990s. Oof faah.

[@Cdumps21]

I've paid for comedy central app for over a year just in case I want to watch Jay's special again. That and the Comedy Jam is the only thing I've used it for.

[@seemslegit2412]

where can I see the uncensored drawings? 😂

[@seanob9245]

32:27 Smoke Break 🚬

[@isukye]

jays drawing was 10,000 times better than i ever expected im like shocked

[@kylebdemented1]

Comedy central needs to realize what they have here. Two phenomenal comedians and on air radio personalities that are clearly great friends and are surrounded by a radio crew that seems to love what they do. In my opinion this kind of chemistry/potential is not an every day find and CC would be silly to not capitalize on this opportunity.

[@loveiscactus4294]

how r they not capitalising? it's on their network.

[@kylebdemented1]

@@loveiscactus4294 I mean it in the sense that I think they need to promote them more and get them more visible to the random viewers. Obviously I'm biased, but I think jay and dan deserve more when you consider the level of comedy they produce

[@jkwalzo]

Couldn’t have said it better. They have something special and hilarious.

[@HeavyShowsNYC]

And here we are a year later and they cancelled it.

[@HeavyShowsNYC]

Jonny Burrito I should’ve been clearer. They cancelled having any of it on video. They often talk about how the CC team doesn’t record video anymore.

[@michaelkhan7012]

This is the best thing comedy central's got, we need longer videos.

[@cohenkane2148]

Yup, we just gotta keep makin noise, fuckers will hear

[@ah4246]

Michael Kahn just do the whole fucking show Comedy Central listen to Michael Kahn he will Mongolian skull fuck you if you dont

[@GoodYegg]

I'm standing firm: I like Christine's laugh

[@johnnyblaze2485]

Im with you. We got an army of two

[@ElkinsEric]

Three!

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Count me in! #cacklecackle

[@lyricwilliams4106]

Iconic Jacob “I respect u a lot”

[@KrisKringlez]

“You got a real slammer on ya” Well done,Danny Sodermuffins

[@charlest5604]

That killed me. Brilliant off the cuff line

[@bobbybane8556]

No one: Random dude: Dididliy bibibli dibibd dibilidy bibde dooooooo

[@askingwhyisfree7436]

bruh.

[@austins449]

No one: You: took my profile pic

[@ericspencer4599]

The lingerie section of the JC Penney catalogue

[@CrumpetsNBiscuits]

You guys are amazing. I miss the show so much, i mean the live bits. Can't wait for more.

[@bogie3462]

Is there a better comedy duo? They hit from the jump and don't stop

[@Cdumps21]

I've already listened to this 5 times on Sirius XM. It's awesome to see the video. Thank you all so much!!!

[@mwj9433]

Jay's actually kinda a good cartoonist lol

[@rileymcgill2307]

wish I could just subscribe to these videos

[@daltonmckelvey392]

Please Comedy Central for the sake of humanity never cancel this show!!!!! Crackle Crackle

[@Myrzghe]

The book turning out to be a photo album was great banter 😂

[@eaeaeafdfdfd3334]

Crackle crackle..., Thanks for making the day better guys and gals @the bonfire

[@kaimiloab.1032]

Dan is thinking of the book "The Joy of Sex"

[@_m_m4]

I love these guys 😋 I need friends like dan and jay in my life

[@michaelrohrkasse6110]

I can't believe they censored stick drawings

[@ah4246]

lol dj lou on the smoke break looking like a prison uncle

[@maxbrown1748]

Ahhh the old days when it was just Dan and Jay ripping it up and killing my gut with dumb laughter🤣

[@thasco]

Crackle Squared

[@goofy4018]

Crackle cubed

[@edburns584]

If comedy Central would upload the full show like a podcast they'd see a real jump in listeners

[@eddygatlin]

ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOS CUTTING SOMEONE OFF OPENINGS I SEEN TO A VID

[@jesserains7633]

Just got out of jail and I'm glad to be able to watch you guys again thank you

[@glenlagees8359]

too much information that no one cares about.

[@Ryan-ez6mt]

For what possession of meth

[@Pruittwaldo]

I know that feeling 😄

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Lou's smile while Jay's describing the chest hair of young James Earl Jones makes me so happy for reasons I can't describe.

[@slipphilton6141]

My dad had a book of the 1900s about everything important in the 1900s and I remember one page had Woodstock pictures and another page and two girls flashing at a concert.

[@ringobarooka3192]

The most important podcast in the 🌎

[@vincentdominic6690]

Love these videos they're so awesome I wish they always have videos their own channel rock on Crackle crackle mofos

[@justincox272]

Those evil Jacob drops do it everytime

[@kggregorie]

Hilarious that the only time Danny can rip cigs is with Jay

[@SunrunnerGal]

Nobody else lol when Jay laughed so hard he blew out snot? No? Just me? 'K. Good stuff!

[@roberttorres4893]

They both look so glassy eyed in this episode. 😁

[@Ortclone]

8:19 the genuine look of shame on Jay’s face . Hit him bellow the belt

[@brianwooden4025]

Jay doesn't even know it but the pic he drew was pretty dope

[@bogie3462]

Dude Big Jay is a legit cartoonist

[@12345AgainstOne]

the editing in this is great

[@notsafeformiranda4271]

You guys should do a series where you all practice drawing pornography and actually try. It would be so funny

[@Fryed_Bryce]

That sounds like a scheme hatched by a kid who's mom put a strict parental control on their computer

[@vincentdominic6690]

Hot coffee I love these videos

[@Lowclef]

My sister had a coffee table book of the spice girls and everythingwith Posh and Ginger Spice got it quite often.

[@brandybantiess-welch1707]

I came here for the Soderpop, stayed for the Christine. She's cold blooded and I love her🖤💖🤘

[@MrDesmonday]

MAKE THIS A TV SHOW!!!

[@dragon3allzdeep325]

Jay was so salty!!! Lol

[@Cotton-15]

I had that time life book. Can confirm.

[@cindyo6298]

Anatomy Books...years later I got a biology degree.

[@LOVE-of8iw]

Big Jay Oakerson is the shiiiiiiiiiiit!

[@jotun.616]

The doin it well vid lol forgot about that

[@christopherkendrex8075]

I would pay so much for both those pictures

[@ryanjordan4868]

Please keep The Bonfire around!

[@ElkinsEric]

Evil Jacob is funny AF! Ya got a pinned dude?!? Lmao!!!

[@sanbalestrini]

Jay's freudian slip...

[@robertanderson9460]

weirdest one for me: a nat geo with topless people outside of the indiana jones last crusade place

[@Alex_Chilton]

Anyone else just now getting the bonfire algorithm 5 years later?

[@dankoni]

1. gadget from rescue rangers 2. pink ranger from power rangers intro 3. rebecca from tailspin

[@87amsed]

This list doesn't even need context 👍😂

[@Fryed_Bryce]

1. Hannah 2. Fuckin' 3. Montana

[@polarbear138]

It was WWF No Mercy not WrestleMania 2000. Both are great games 👌

[@Chezmono]

18:43 Dan needs to play a young Hannibal Lecter.

[@roejogan4374]

Congratulations on 8m subs! This was hilarious 😂

[@lopiklop]

bras have changed over the decades

[@tomn.2037]

Where would I find the full episodes?

[@AkaFigga]

Just search on KZbin for the bonfire audio. But shhh dont tell comedy central it's a camper secret

[@glenlagees8359]

sirius xm player. 5 bucks a month.

[@zackflora6165]

Totally remember that Time/Life hippie picture. Big ole painted melons.

[@axemeagain2554]

during the smoke break... you were "typing" did you say Sorry Axe! ?

[@mattmclain8902]

"Got a real SLAMMER huh bud?"

[@frankydank]

More bonfire please

[@ericspencer4599]

The Real Bettie Page is a great book with lots of pictures

[@fkmbmw]

best show in the world

[@stevenmarsh7155]

When I was about 10-11, my Ma's collection of Enquirer magazines. They were always good for a night in.

[@corvettevalentine4480]

Don’t know about tampons but Greek mythology was pretty good

[@mattyisinSD]

first time I've ever heard anyone use the term "white and black" to refer to monochrome photos

[@theredball]

Dunkaroos reference 🙌

[@acesb24]

Mariah Carey CD booklet

[@brewitt1]

Viva la bonfire

[@cmsmith1031]

Old Jewish grandpa showed his grandson pornographic books? No way lol.

[@monkeyearcheese420]

Scarlett the gi joe red head with ninja stars . Ermergerd

[@al4385]

Nosotros Papaya to you.

[@Fryed_Bryce]

I too am from the slept kingdom

[@terranceboyce8278]

Weird jerk material : bra ads in junk mail 😂

[@porterjustporter3153]

Oh Dan it’s 6 to midnight not 12.

[@shankthetank2372]

I gotta get me some Vazaleam

[@rickardo3950]

What episode is this from so I can scam it off someone??? Thanks CC

[@xpurpled]

How many cigs a day does Christine smoke 😂 omg

[@Fryed_Bryce]

I think it'd be better to ask how many cigs a day doesn't christine smoke

[@maddelinepapermoon8509]

I have the Marylin Manson book its fucking amazing

[@vinny667]

You can leave your wife at home Jay

[@johnestupido1418]

I like big Jay, he sounds like Dave Attell and looks like Andrew Dice but fatter.

[@sugaredwards6207]

History of the Rolling Stones book , w/ lots of scantily clad groupie pix was mine.

[@JohnnyUtahFBI]

Mariah Carey Touch my Body video….

[@SacredFeline]

Jay thinks Asians are the only people who can program video games lmao

[@1stTimeCaller]

Blurred slick figures

[@BG-rx6ts]

Like asmr?

[@spensert4933]

Big J is so fast!!!!

[@brianjohnson9802]

You mean his timing? Of his drawing?

[@NigelOdinson]

Or his sexual endurance... give us details god damn it ;)

[@spensert4933]

Timing and fast mind.

[@Fryed_Bryce]

That's what your mum said

[@literallynobody25]

I made out with the atmosphere

[@pointlessopinion611]

#I am Ryan

[@antoniomontana386]

Crackle crackle muthafukas

[@mjweber0313]

Soder in a hoodie kinda looks like Igor from Young Frankenstein.

[@lyricwilliams4106]

Trip*Like*I*Do baby daddy he is

[@zackflora6165]

It's pronounced Egor

[@gaelk2301]

:-)

[@jrbird1983]

My 600lb. life and Downblousing

[@TheDoubleO420Show]

Wierdos

[@amberschroer3637]

Just thought I’d tell you that I worked at PTs in Louisville - a world famous strip club that catered to high end clients and I had regular customers who were food fetish freaks and would bring bags of food into the VIP room and would want me to sit on and/or dance with each item (hamburgers, hot dogs, buns) and they always just wanted me to look at them but they always looked at the food . So weird

[@amberschroer3637]

Oh and it would cost ya $550 before tip!

[@Fryed_Bryce]

I would totally do that for $550. I'd even shave my back first. I'm pretty broke. Seriously if anyone wants to watch me do that for $$$ DM me

[@amberschroer3637]

Bryce Joblin hmmm... Niiicccee for shaving the back first!!

[@sarahlovee4229]

I like to use my imagination...does that count? Technically there's porn playing in my head but not real porn just things I wish were happening a.t.m lol

[@glenlagees8359]

imagination qualifies as "non porn", so yes.

[@Fryed_Bryce]

the future is now sarah step up your game

[@mopnem]

Don't know quite how I got here. But I know this, the host is godawful.

[@grimey5.565]

Unfortunately I'm waiting for them to cancel this show over something ridiculous like they did Opie and Anthony. When this company has something amazing they're really good at learning how to destroy it.