Black Jesus Ain't No Pimp | Key & Peele

Jesus saves Mary Magdalene from her p*ssed off pimp…
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[@miguelparada2286]

"CARPENTER? Then why does your house look like s***?" "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."

[@thedivinebandit]

There's a double entendre there. Churches and their behaviours. 😅😂

[@user-ef4zq2be8g]

Guy was an interior decorator

[@aleksandarspasov6815]

@@user-ef4zq2be8g Didn't know he was Czechoslovakian

[@hefeibao]

That line killed me.

[@andrewadachi9306]

It has the same energy as the interior decorator form the sopranos

[@DiotraxSecondlives]

"i've been busy with non-carpentry work" is my favorite line

[@josueando]

frrrrr

[@hushni]

He have to be defensive about it.. And im on the floor lol.

[@maximilianokoweindl8048]

😂😂😂

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

@@hushni Sounded like a politician to me for a sec lol

[@ObservableObserver]

All Popes in history decided to dress like Galaleroy instead of dressing like Jesus for some reason 😄

[@kamotetopz6776]

Cause pimpin is life

[@iktheboy7594]

👍🏽👍🏽

[@kendrickt_murda8486]

Pope's pimping 😂

[@petermichaelmoore4908]

What popes are you looking at? 😂

[@naturalnaiad]

Underrated comment.

[@deflatedrabbit5232]

"Wtf? I slap you and you wanna turn the other cheek?" "FRONT HAND!"

[@yellowcapspringstein6078]

"BACK HAND!"

[@josephperez2004]

No no, I got it now... FRONT HAND!

[@Dem0na1375]

No no there is no front hand back hand it's just a slap

[@soloa24]

😂

[@mortemoccasus2412]

BLACKHAND!

[@MrAceMcGee]

Galileeroy is canon now as the 13th disciple

[@jhetttiernan2623]

As a devout Christian I say that I accept Galileeroy as the 13th apostle

[@dingledowery]

That position is already filled by Clearance lol

[@MrAceMcGee]

@@dingledowery Correction...14th disciple

[@MoroccanRose85]

The Book of Galileeroy was taken out of the Bible by the Council of Nicea.

[@KumarTyrion]

After all these years i still find key and peele sketches that i havent watched😂

[@mestrinimaster3602]

Aleluia brotha. Praise the lords

[@mijoveri1]

You and me brother, I haven't seen this one either

[@angiebams123]

And what a glorious day it is

[@MarcYanruw]

Like me right now 😂

[@harrysvu]

Jordan's portrayal of Jesus is incredible and is honestly true to his character. I don't see any reason why a person of faith would be offended, Jesus wasn't disrespected in any way. When he turned his other cheek that was cold af

[@rogerraya8614]

I agree!

[@ffjsb]

As a Christian, I found it hilarious.

[@sakibmir5360]

Lol when he turned his other cheek .it was sarcastic because in practical life u can't do that If someone kidnaps ur one daughter,u will not give her another 😂

[@wideawake5630]

I'm a retired Christian minister and I loved it!

[@dziewiaty]

​@@sakibmir5360that was you trying to be clever or did your really name your daughter "Cheek"?

[@L.i.am95]

I honestly thought the whole "key and peele skit I've never seen before" thing was a myth, but here we are

[@johnnywalker8815]

Yeah it's getting ridiculous at this point.😂

[@cyberguroo]

The thing is these f**kers do not have a specific catalogue or a series somewhere, they just keep dropping these random episodes all over KZbin 😂 and you just have to keep discovering them.

[@Bighomiehobbs]

Facts I thought I’ve seen them all guess not

[@andronis6452]

@@cyberguroo untrue, it was a tv show on comedy central. You can probably stream it somewhere

[@mauriciocalderon8641]

"I have a Saying" "uh!" "it goes like this..." "you gonna love this" "Shut up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChunkySalsa75]

More accurate depiction than any televangelist has ever offered

[@keithkammerhofer80]

"Non carpentry work".. "OK!..THAT'S IT!!"😅😅

[@millyeleven9969]

😂😂😂😂

[@thomasreske4628]

‘Mary Magdalene !! Where you at, b…h ?” 😅😅😅

[@WJen8]

How am I still finding Key & Peele skits I haven't watched 😂 pleasant surprise!

[@KeiGambit]

Because you never bothered to watch the actual show.... how are you people STILL not able to just watch the fking show? Lol

[@Wormmmmmmmmmm]

​@@KeiGambitDon't break a leg getting down from your high horse

[@KeiGambit]

@@Wormmmmmmmmmm Just sayin, the show is the cat's pajamas

[@davidmaltais2912]

​@@KeiGambitrelax.buddy

[@AAblade7]

Whenever I hear Galaleeroy I die laughing

[@mrlucius57]

These men are some of the best actors/comedians ever

[@jojonas5463]

_the most accurate depiction how the Bible was read in the times of their origins_

[@RThyrring]

Galeleroy? GALE-LEROY?! 😆 I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tonystark559]

The funniest thing is that he manages to have every comeback until he uses a line in the bible verse lol

[@JesusLovesEVERYTHING]

That's biblical lol that's how you shut down a demon

[@tonystark559]

@JesusLovesEVERYTHING correct lol

[@sunwukong32]

Funny enough, it also works against Christians in debates.

[@SportFundMedved]

Those two are my favourite comedians for the past couple of years. All sketches are brilliantly plotted, staged, performed and hilariously funny. Way to go!

[@chinarc64]

Man her acting skills and dialog delivery is hilarious 😅😅😅 love to see her often in ur videos ❤❤❤

[@dennislaskowski3773]

I've been busy with non-carpentry work.😂

[@DJAyflasHman]

Galileroy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickkrasny1562]

1:43 I love how he’s trying so hard to suppress his tone and keep his cool 😂

[@bristleback1759]

This sure has to be one of best comedy of their work. 😂😂

[@omario4823]

Galaleroy. Whoever came up with that name 😂😂😂

[@kabirsaifullahi4320]

Galileroy is crazy 😂😂😂

[@YosefTesfaye10]

Marry’s act is tho 🤘

[@azharshaik4333]

That JEWS part was perfect 😂😂😂

[@akashdewangan1]

peele always knocks it out of the park

[@TheGame4eva]

This happened in the bible for me 😂😂😂 is all canon

[@roumen278]

I really like that they have used Rusalka from famous Czech composer Antonin Dvorak as a background music 😁

[@gregd806]

1:09 THIS KILLS ME, the blind chicks part.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Funny enough the blind chick's are quite popular!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kur-o-taku1347]

Galaleroy came in w/ that opp shxt fr fr😂😂

[@sami_keren]

"It's 12 men"😂

[@mrBogart26]

i want that last supper hanging on my wall

[@gauravkumar_b.1067]

I have been busy with non carpentry work😅😅😅

[@adlizaharudin]

The fact that reading the title already made me laugh 🤣

[@retrodemos9062]

Front hand backhand

[@Kellybelleee]

I lost the other two to leprosy. 😂

[@doommega]

i cant get enough of this..

[@watermystic14]

GalliLeroy: Shutup. LOL that made my day

[@sidneycurry8508]

these two lov them they do the best skits no one ever done i been watching them for yrs There skits just be off the charts .

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

The writer is a mad genius! Ofcourse there talented actors & comedians who bring it to life perfectly but the writing really is on point.

[@benedictbuberwa3943]

This was incredibly funny 🤣

[@mariajoelcosta8676]

That actress who played Mary Magdalene acted so well! 😂😂😂😂

[@andreimacabanti8536]

"that ain't gangstah ..." Hahahaha

[@tonystark559]

So they removed the book of enoch and the book of Galileeroy in the bible.

[@johnrobert385mm]

😂😂😂

[@parciushmarak9858]

"two blind chicks who actually, you know, get requested a lot..."😅

[@usernamedkjahstill5003]

I don't understand how I keep on finding new clips of the show

[@PapaYogito]

"What yall havin?"

[@rovsonkshetrimayum6752]

They ve been playing front hand back hand from time immemorial

[@rickrepublic5722]

So incredible that they can make it so hilarious but not offending 😂😂

[@youtubeistryingtocensorme]

Lol I know that’s the best part

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Idk why he slapped him when he wasn’t ready for it.

[@darknykz]

'Hey Ya' 🎶🎶

[@wallomaie1752]

The way she said Jjjjeeeeezuuss is wild yo😂

[@IstandonFaith]

2 years and I’ve never seen this master piece 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@baba-voss8018]

I couldn't laugh, I couldn't laugh at all but when I saw that PIMP slap... Aww naaahh😭😭. I just might be going to hell

[@SpoileralertGMA47]

😂😂“You can have him I’m done”

[@Just-C]

Love her ❤❤❤❤😂😂

[@fonzieskatesurf]

for SMASH

[@ntdscherer]

Wrong cheek! Although the important part is it was with the back of the hand; they got that right.

[@reckerproduction9468]

The way She says no 😍😍😍😍

[@808Prince]

I have a saying too... 😂😂💥

[@mod8126]

I'm gonna stay here with Jjjeeeezus

[@Greatblakhoosh]

Surprised he wasn't called Pimpeus.

[@stephenbwalya4352]

What y'all having??? 😅😅😅

[@FreshtexBlackman]

"Galaleroy"

[@vlachyna]

Nech toho 😂😂😂😂 Hodně dobrý 😂😂😂 Pak ze nemáte smysl pro humor 😂😂😂 Magdaleně odpustil už i Ježíš 😂😂😂

[@anthonybonifer477]

Last supper eaten in daylight..at noon... I actually said this to a guy earlier today ... 😅

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

'What yall having' Nice touch 👏

[@queenofpain7067]

That painting 😂😂😂

[@dannibee5439]

Not Gala-leroy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sukhmindervirk]

living legends!!!!

[@LockedIn-bj7zc]

I'm staying here with jeeeeeeeeezzzuuuussss

[@zakzack2222]

"I have a saying..."😂😂

[@reversflash716]

Ancient speech sounds so strange nowadays

[@moriakpotato]

I love Galileroy's saying 😂

[@fishrak5]

That ain't gangster 😂

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

I’d love a priest to react to this.😂

[@user-so3uk9os4k]

Didn't saw that slap coming 😆

[@Himal_Rulz]

legendary script😂

[@kishadavidsins]

Do we find new key & peel skits or do they find us lol

[@Justchill13548]

The way she say no😂😂

[@medusagorgon8432]

All that and he still wanted to know what was on the menu. Wine for sure.

[@nevasoba5953]

That was hilarious

[@ZubairKhan-vs8fe]

Galeleroy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinuntainted1547]

Gala-leroy😂😂😂😂

[@renewalofmind2266]

Yes!

[@badfinancialdecisions]

Jesus christ I've never seen this one before!

[@jayczzzya]

Galaleroy 😂

[@chr.sdavid1]

i thought it was katt williams for a sec 😂

[@comment.highlighted]

That was funny… 😆

[@schwakyl000]

🎶 *I don’t know how to leeeeeaaaave him* 🎶

[@TheFatalcrest]

XD if Key was instead Kat Williams that would only sell it harder, this was awesome.

[@jimmysandonato3403]

Galaleeroy always gets me

[@tishamac529]

What in the crinkle cut fries mustache

[@tayeb7031]

1:40 that's a sopranos reference!

[@harrydatgoat6719]

Noohhhh, Im not going with you Galaleeroy, Im staying with JeeeeeeeeZus

[@carllavell8673]

Galaleroy 👀😂💀

[@strvinar]

These two. Man. 😂😂

[@rakotonirinanary3672]

They get it 😂

[@stepanhrebicek8309]

I was not expecting a czech opera aria (Měsíčku na nebi from Rusalka) but it did put a smile on my face

[@SSgJuliusBalingasaPAF]

Can you tell me the title of this opera? Thank you

[@stepanhrebicek8309]

@@SSgJuliusBalingasaPAF Rusalka (it means something like water fairy/demon). It was composed by Antonín Dvořák