Patrice O'Neal vs. Rich Vos

Patrice O'Neal and Rich Vos in studio, with a phoner from Bob Kelly. Newly married Rich Vos returns from his honeymoon with a bit of a chip on his shoulder, harboring resentment for the fact that Opie and Anthony didn’t attend his wedding reception. With the wedding reception invitation responses conveniently tucked away in his purse, Vos was planning on coming to the show to air out his grievances, but he runs into a roadblock when Patrice decides this is the perfect opportunity to go in on Vos for marrying Bonnie, being brainwashed by Bonnie, not inviting anyone to his wedding and then being upset that they didn't attend his Carolines cupcake wedding reception.

[@fliparachi3647]

"This nigga married for an extra 30 min. of material." Long live the king.

[@johnnybgood774]

Love when that caller called Opie out and they pretended like Opie was right

[@dmc3079]

It was dead silent... Ant had to chimed in, but deep down, you know Ant was being sarcastic.

[@Gecko....]

​@@dmc3079No he wasn't, he was a codependent little b*tch. He and Jimmy always rushed to defend Opie, they were terrified of his little moods. It's actually embarrassing how weak they were and now the show is over they speak their minds.

[@orangetang74]

​@@dmc3079timestamp?

[@cooperchambers630]

Opie is definitely a dipshit but the caller in this instance was far more braindead, picked one of the only times Opie moved on at a good spot

[@BikingVikingHH]

Time stamp?

[@shawnwbronx]

“Hey it’s Vos” kills me.

[@DaBearsv3]

I come back every so often because it fucking kills

[@Overqualified1]

Only someone as easy to entertain as a 3 year old would think that kills.

[@shawnwbronx]

@@Overqualified1 fawk yeah.

[@OrphansCorpse]

@@Overqualified1 i bet you thought Ralphie may was funny

[@christiancampbell3430]

@@OrphansCorpse He was hilarious.

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

4:32 lmao Patrice’s laugh kills me after the “hey it’s vos”

[@atlntcostv7293]

Perfectly timed after that Bombed joke

[@jackjohnson1128]

29:11 Patrice saying "This is Bonnie's doing, he's upset because of Bonnie! No guy gets upset over this!" And just like that, Treeky explained the Will Smith slap.

[@diodorussiculus2186]

Got damn

[@jacknapier6668]

Holy shit Mr P is still slangin game from beyond the grave

[@jerrysanchez7039]

😂😂😂

[@evanschulte6153]

Patrice just busting out laughing at that guy that called in was amazing

[@sambasquad10]

@Rafii Guasp 🕖 Yl

[@petershury7135]

…………….. hello

[@blakelip3]

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

[@blakelip3]

HELLO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@javierq9394]

Vos is fighting for his life😂

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

Vos and Patrice look like they were modeling for TJ Maxx clothes

[@RickDrift]

A+

[@TheDrewgutterz]

Your comment should hang itself from one of it's ties

[@cjr1881]

So?

[@deeginese6756]

Drop the "clothes." Concision, bitch.

[@sca8217]

Patrice would be proud of this comment.

[@jimmalone4851]

Opie reads a message Fan says "stop taking calls in the middle of good bits and killing the rhythm" Opie brings it up and kills the rhythm. Fucking amateur

[@rustymertz]

Fixated and livid at the smallest of critiquing.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

It was hilarious when he did shows with Vic and Carl in a restaurant with radio sensibilities.

[@Cory_w7292]

​@@rustymertzwith all due respect I believe you judged to harshly, Opie isn't that exaggerated of a personality to warrant the army of hate. Seems odd and fixated

[@JoeSmith-zd9fs]

Opie and Vos knew they stunk deep down, that's why they were insecure about the slightest criticism. It's always the insecure ones who even read message boards desperately looking for praise and validation, then all they see is criticism haha 😂

[@itriggerpeople4433]

Patrice using Vos as a comedic punching bag is always hilarious

[@rigo1124]

Legend has it Vos is still trying to get his point across.

[@jordanjacksonshouseofhorrors]

Here’s the thing

[@neroclaudious6396]

@@jordanjacksonshouseofhorrors Firsht of Vawl

[@itriggerpeople4433]

@@neroclaudious6396 I read that in Patrice's impression lmao

[@LRrealest]

Third of all

[@diadem03destiny29]

That was mind bending to listen to. The crash noises helped.

[@robertpetty6630]

Gotta respect Vos, everyone in the room is attacking from multiple angles and he doesn't stop fighting

[@thisislargemouth5566]

I always thought he was fairly underrated. He's a funny guy. He's no Patrice but he's certainly funny.

[@OrphansCorpse]

Why did you write it like a poem you drip

[@DCMA247]

@@thisislargemouth5566 I agree.. but the legend of Vos is he never gives up and his crowd work is about all ever. But I get and hear what both you are saying, respect. RIP Patrice, he saved me from myself awhile back. Keep your pimp hand strong. Cheers!

[@evansgate]

why'd you write this like a poem

[@SanAntonioJoker]

@@evansgate because he's in love

[@toneriggz]

Saw Rich walking by in Penn Station recently. Dude had on a mesh tank top and short shorts. I imagine Patrice used to roast him every single time they hung out.

[@lucaszembrzuski]

I bet Vos was "dodging" him

[@jessdckey7712]

sounds like rich is off the wagon and looking for a gay drug dealer.

[@stephenb2276]

@Bravoler and the 200th episode. Patrice rips him for popping out of a cupcake instead of the gimic oversized cake

[@joshuayettou3552]

@@jessdckey7712 Hahahahahaha!!!!

[@bryanmckinney1098]

Looking like The Zohan.

[@showtime9797]

Opie is unbearable in this version

[@dmc3079]

HOLD ON HOLD ON. What??? I can't hear you, some one is talking with their mouth full of food....

[@WilliamWallace-jn1vn]

Not a surprise.. he hits the brakes every time, all the time

[@briandavey1139]

You think greg can any of these guys on the phone? No talent less charisma

[@Thisisahandle701]

"Vos married material" lmfao

[@MIS315]

She cheated on him. Now they have a shitty podcast together

[@Respect2theFallen]

"Hellooo???..???" That guy's comment didn't go as planned 🤣😂😂😂😂

[@joshuayettou3552]

I just got done listening to that part. Too funny 😅

[@blakelip3]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chemismokebender1362]

That shit was hilarious 😂 Patrice’s laugh made it even better

[@riqofromtha_6]

😂😂

[@leslienovakovic3819]

Patrice goes “its 2005”. Fuck time flies

[@jorgovan-ni9kz]

Novaković? any older relatives of urs from Serbia maybe?

[@diodorussiculus2186]

God what magic fucking year

[@gustavoguerola1675]

Take me back

[@juliananthony1226]

I’ve been listening to a bunch of Nopie radio…I truly forgot he was on the show. It shocked the shit outta me to hear his voice

[@Women_Rock]

Why does Opie bother interrupting with “HOLD ON HOLD ON” when he just turns down everyone else’s mics anyway when he wants to speak.

[@luismaldonado5262]

28:58 Instead of having a cupcake I had a porter house that night 29:04 That was a good line but nobody heard it No Opie, we heard it, it got what it deserved.

[@howdoweknow9125]

Only thing missing was a car crash

[@jessdckey7712]

Why so serious?

[@TheMattmanPart1]

@@jessdckey7712 For me, him yelling over legendary comics into his mic to the point my speakers crackle is what put me from laughing, right into agitated mode. After the 5th time doing this without any reason, I only feel rage despite this meant to be a comedy show. To be fair, this video autoplayed on its own so it kinda just happened to me before I had a chance to brace myself to listen to him so i am moving on.

[@jessdckey7712]

@@TheMattmanPart1 I’ve never denied opies flaws and to be fair all three guys have flaws. Jimmy’s flaws aren’t really big enough to be worth mentioning but opie obviously had thin skin and wasn’t funny. I will go as far as to say that he’s funnier than most if the people that try to trash him. Anthony’s flaws are much longer. He’s a creep. He had to take his gf to pediatrics. That should be enough said. One thing that I respect opie for is being a man and while Anthony would cower 95 percent of the time when opie was a dick to him. Other than the two on air fights, Anthony would only fire back with a passive aggressive jab and then say “come one man I’m joking” in a high pitched voice. Anthony was scared opie for whatever reason. Even though I find it entertaining when Anthony trashes opie (more so in the beginning than lately) I’m also annoyed because we all know Anthony would never say this to his face. I can’t respect a man that is passive aggressive and cowardly. Anthony pretended like it was all behind them and in the past the two times they talked on the phone during opies solo show at Sirius and then he continued to trash him after opie lost his show. I think he does it for two reasons. 1 he’s trying to over compensate for the years of being opies bitch and 2 he’s trying to get subscribers. Every time he has a long segment of trashing opie he puts it out for free on KZbin. It’s been said a thousand times but they all suck without each other but I get it why they won’t come to their senses and get back together. Their biggest strangers and weakness is that they’re amazing at self destruction. I just don’t see them rising from the ashes one more time. They’re pushing 70. I still hold on to a little hope though. Sorry I got sidetracked. What I originally intended to say was that their flaws are the reason I love the show. If opie wasn’t a douche bag and Anthony wasn’t a hilarious creep I probably wouldn’t spend so many hours relistening to a show that was best described by Sam Roberts as “the most toxic show in the history of radio) . I don’t mean for this to sound shitty but if opie really gets under your skin that much, then you must be kinda weak. It’s just entertainment.

[@SereneSimian]

leave it alone

[@cousinzeke4888]

It's so pathetic how Opie brings up people bashing him (rightfully) just to get the guys to defend him.

[@NG-cf7zh]

Opie slammed vos about being sensitive about his wedding but fast forward to Opie talking about how people went to Atlantic city after HIS wedding.

[@Scrimparmy]

Leave it alone

[@petershury7135]

Just leave it alone !!!

[@NG-cf7zh]

*sniff* I'm fine with it to be totally honest widya

[@bobobandy9382]

*high pitched voice* I WASN'T UPSET

[@03hobie]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!

[@fabiancabadas2126]

Voss actually getting mad at strangers is freakin hilarious

[@J.Braxton]

lol the caller about Opie fucking up the flow is spot on

[@duke3250]

IM OPIE AND IM GONNA TALK NOW

[@MrDudezProductionz]

Lol, I'm Opie and I agree with everything you just said. Now let's go on break lol.

[@-Trauma.]

*car wreck* You wanna play?!

[@jessdckey7712]

Be more funny

[@HamsterWheelGaming]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON

[@joshuayettou3552]

😌😂😂😂

[@josephguzman4737]

5:42 patrice laugh starts interesting convo , Opie side lines it for it to finally start 8 mins later

[@bobobandy9382]

Ironically, he derails the show with a comment about how he derails the show.

[@yamama-wg2kk]

"if the river runs red, take the dirt road instead"😂 had me dying and i know it shouldn't had

[@sethritchie4032]

39:40 "He's still excited about this new feeling he has, and it's called BITCH!" Patrice can just kill lol. RIP

[@mr.niceguy777]

Even back then the fans were calling out opie for being a comedy handbrake and going to callers when everyone is laughing.

[@dmc3079]

Boy, did he get butt hurt with that

[@eismndmsoaidhndmsm]

18:37 patrice with a nugget of wisdom

[@malachir2418]

This is ticking down slow. _what’s ticking down slo-_ *YOUR MARRIAGE!* 🤣🤣🤣

[@newyork5165]

I saw Vos at a deli on Long Island. He looked like a Florida jew.

[@herpittyderpitty5309]

Well, if the star fits, wear it.

[@parttimeposter1998]

Was he performing there?

[@Selfloathingmisanthrope]

@@parttimeposter1998 no, he was in his natural habitat.

[@yorrichardmorgan]

New York 516 😆

[@taLLdavidproduction]

Hey its Vos

[@imnotalizard1397]

5:47 Oh Opie!

[@newyork5165]

I'm not a lizard yea, it's annoying. The fact that he pays so much attention to the haters is ridiculous. Even know it's true. He used it as a way to point out his importance to the job, because he knows that he is not funny. Just listen to his new podcast.

[@paulmartindale6637]

Weird I was literally at 5:47 right when I read this! 👀👀

[@billybutcher4995]

I hate how everyone wouldn’t make fun of opie bc they’re scared he’d kick them off the show. It’s almost impossible to find the positives with that guy.

[@salmanmazumder6148]

And I hate that bonnie and Craig Ferguson of all people were in Patrice's documentary, and leaving out Nick Dipaolo and Anthony out. Like FFS it seemed like they didn't know him thaat well. It was just okay.

[@kobra]

Nick dipaolo yes. Anthony maybe.

[@InnerDness]

@@kobra Anthony probably didn't know Patrice as well as Nick, but a lot of the (hilarious) recorded conversations about race and politics involve Anthony. They both should have been in the documentary

[@theremnants6655]

yeah Bonnie being in it so much was weird..

[@tolloromassi99]

Wtf does Craig Ferguson know anything about Patrice??? Who made that awful "documentary"???

[@nickcarter3491]

Opie literally shouts over Vas entire story..

[@mikecamacho1993]

"Hey, its Vos" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stupid as it is that shit cracks me up still when I hear it. The crash is like an exclamation point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OnexMan1350]

If opie only knew how wrong he was about operating the radio show.

[@03hobie]

But he's been doing it since he was 18

[@poopooslinger8607]

Ugh he is insufferable I wish Patrice treated him how he treats all bitches

[@OnexMan1350]

😂​@@03hobie

[@Cory_w7292]

No Opie = no Anthony existing. That's the reality

[@Gecko....]

People like him with multiple personality disorders and huge egos cannot see their flaws, everyone else is at fault and are against him because of jealousy or bitterness. This is why he's never changed despite losing his friends, job, and is unable to get another one. Most people would look at themselves to see what went wrong, not opie though.

[@SwoopGD]

"He really married material." - Patrice was a fucking legend

[@blubla9]

HEY ITS VOS

[@dessy073]

Im so high i thought dude crashed his shit while callin in

[@samhaber1384]

Same

[@senseiii3986]

Lol they used to play sirens that sounded like a cop was behind you

[@ohjaeciii]

Vos is a journeyman boxer just hanging on the ropes taking punches but still returns fire whether it connects or not. That's why he was a good punching bag on the show next to Erock. He could take a sound beating and keep coming.

[@sca8217]

"Patrifffsshh" Vos has fuckin' Popeye forearms.

[@Daynnikes]

Bonnie never divorced rich lol they’re still married I’m amazed

[@yamama-wg2kk]

19 years already. Can't believe it

[@s0lid_sno0ks]

They're still married to this day.

[@hoopjargon]

“Hey it’s Voss” is never not funny

[@Staechion]

“Red rug event” 😂😂😂 Patrice was a fool

[@landajimmy]

LMAO

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Such a goon. Just makes me laugh no matter what lol.

[@landonjones676]

Opie at 5:50 is as telling as anything. It’s almost suicidal how him not being able to just ignore a comment while they are on one is insane. It crushed the funny immediately.

[@alexiryo]

Opie is horrendous in this one

[@HaightTheGreat]

Opie stopped the show to complain about a fan cpmplaining about stopping the show. Thats Inception level bullshit.

[@oWR3CKL3Zzo]

No self awareness.. He's a sociopath with aspergers

[@itstherevolution]

34:45 whoohoo Vos what a vicious comment lol.

[@alhassant9204]

HERE'S THE THING. HERE'S THE THING

[@ColinPierce]

Opie has serious problems lol

[@Joe-vj9ss]

18:25 - Anthony’s tone with “I never disappoint” is fucking spot on lol.. that’s partly why Patrice and Ant were so good together haha

[@nocapbussin]

@45:00 Patrice had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣

[@nikrobinson6672]

God Opie is the worst.

[@goreds551]

"Voss is ready to settle in his twilight years, he needed to marry a twilight bitch." LOL

[@StudioFourHundred]

Patrice was the absolute best shit talker to live. Hi’s shit always hit super deep, always true

[@Trapinnewyork44]

This pure fucking gold 😭🤣🤣

[@antb2002]

I miss Patrice! He was one of a kind and funny as hell. It’s true what they say...the good did young. In his case, the GREAT died young!

[@newtoy7791]

He was two of a kind.

[@bobobandy9382]

The good did young.

[@Redroom66]

11:48 I love how Patrice is giving vos shit then calls him self out for doing the same shit. So funny 😂

[@joejosa8985]

37:03 that rsvp was great

[@Scrimparmy]

52:10 lol bobby tells Patrice to shut up and then asks him “uhhh what did I just say?” Lmao

[@shhhake]

i was dying 🤣

[@joemendoza2292]

Opie goimg off about the person complaining about going to commercial too soon. Remember Opie knows comedic timing (sacasm of course).

[@vincebrogan2878]

Well, yeah, I mean, he's (according to him) the Doogie Howser of radio

[@diegocastillo3143]

Bawby: heeeyy Patrice: you fat phony 🤣🤣

[@Spootnik]

This is a clip that badly needs a Nopie edit

[@fentonmulley5895]

39:21 Patrice with perfect timing. This may be the best usage of the word ever uttered by a man.

[@fentonmulley5895]

Hey your right!!

[@joemendoza2292]

"I had a chance to meet Madonna". Wow Opie, who would of thought a room of straight men wouldn't give a shit about Madonna?

[@donmooney21]

Loyal Opie doesnt do things for friends, he only involves people that can benefit him or stay up late for rolling stones concerts

[@brandonperkins9844]

Yeah opie do exactly what the person was saying by stopping the fucking flow to complain and everyone having to agree with him

[@DHodges187]

Just go back to listening.........good damn right.

[@blakelip3]

Blue flame cans 😭😭😭😭

[@RepublicTeaRoom]

Opie is despicable AF. 😡

[@tiffanyfranko2938]

That first caller made me furius.. why does Opie take these calls!!??

[@LivingBGLegend]

When I think of rich cos snorkeling I think ‘seahorse’

[@thankyoujodi]

Lmao

[@Drscottyjones]

How do hotels know which bloody sheets are worth calling the cops for?

[@philippweisang]

If I were a serial killer, I'd always have a pack of rubbers on hand

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

Cue the car crash

[@diannawilliams6923]

Robert Kelly is a good friend!

[@pozloadescobar]

This clip really explains why Opie has no friends (except his huge fragile ego)

[@dmc3079]

But he probably would have went to Vos' wedding though.. PROBABLY.

[@lancegoff6575]

36:44 that RSVP bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@joshualanhan9267]

By far the funniest part of all this is Opie doing radio with a mouth full of food. LOLOLOLOLILIK🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 genius

[@MrEvanNoyes]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD! ALLEN FROM LONG ISLAND! GO AHEAD! ………..”Hello?”

[@2tontonygalento63]

"He's actually excited about this new feeling that he has, and it's called BITCH"

[@KingNep]

RSVP stands for Really Shitty Von Party 🤣🤣🤣 they were goin innnnn on his ahhhh

[@turnupthesun81]

If Vos was a boxer he’d be Diego Corrales when he fought Jose Luis Castillo. The guy has 0 quit in him.

[@Nabiki73]

Experiment: Count the number of times you think "Shut the FUCK up." anytime Opie talks during this segment.

[@sketch2347]

the calculator broke.

[@yatheo2969]

Women callers always STUNK

[@tryhardtrynot]

01:06:25 So glad you included that Geico call haha (01:06:50 favourite part)

[@sketch2347]

At the end where Dopie demands Vos thanks him for being his (vos) friend, is one of the cringiest things I've ever heard in my life, the entitlement is unmeasurable. What a fucking dud.

[@Dthesun]

yeah it's sad that vos and Patrice knew not to step on greggshells. they were still trying to make it.

[@TheRGFam]

Opie even said he does that to see how far he can fuck with someone so they should've been like fuck you ope and his bit would've been ruined

[@philippweisang]

@@DthesunI hate that too. Especially considering Patrice always spoke his mind (except for somethings on race e.g. O.J. didn't do it) and Vos took so much bs from Opie, eventhough he could have annihilated him at will. Really wish the guys would have trashed him the way they trashed funny people atleast once.

[@Cory_w7292]

I think he was exaggerating the heal character at that time, it was suppose to be cringy

[@sketch2347]

@@Cory_w7292 i hope so

[@VashStarwind]

Lmao some times the callers are so cringe. That guy completely bmmbing was hilarious l0ol

[@michaelemswiller5434]

34:46 vicious Rich Vos comeback

[@wkeon]

Good thing that was toward Patrice and not opie cuz hed be exiled

[@dominicthelordkabinga]

He killed his wife

[@mvanse]

That telemarketer call was painful

[@tedsretardretardium6174]

Between the shitty calls he takes and the constant bombing, Opie contributes more dead air than anything else.

[@bootysauce_]

4:32 lmfaoo

[@yoitsdakid920]

Do I want to see the voicemail? 😂

[@oduneyeman]

Opie is terrible

[@Dead2you]

i saw Rich Vos perform at the Comedy Cellar in the Village (McDougal St.). This dude asked a heavier woman who was eating macaroni and cheese in the front row if she was pregnant. she in fact was not. the look on bros face and his "recovery" was CLASSIC Rich Vos. dude put his foot directly in his mouth. it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life. lmfao.

[@blakelip3]

That first caller when he told vos sex with a woman on her period is better 🦗🦗🦗🦗 HELLO 😂😂😂

[@rhymesgalore81]

He married material lol

[@AZAR7787]

Bro... which point of the show does he say that?

[@dominicthelordkabinga]

45:50 Patrice, “That’s going to be the menu at his reception bananas,bananas” Rick, “ Oh you’re definitely be there then” 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳.

[@DHodges187]

So I swam away from her.

[@IIIDarkIII]

5:38 why would you read that out loud OPIE?