Payday 2 Official Soundtrack - #09 Razormind (Assault)

[@MrTheil]

The official "FUCK STEALTH" theme

[@XflashjonnyX]

I suck at stealth in all game AND real life! although i get cool music from the games...

[@theuselessteammate2097]

WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

[@duality6918]

What’s stealth?

[@memelord97-99]

@@Villalpando09 *dallas screams in pain, Bain:* Guys, Dallas is down! Go get him!”

[@highlander6573]

Stealth is for pussies

[@atmorton0440]

When you steal a pen in store and a worker catches you

[@Echo-gb2vx]

*I N F A M O U S*

[@sirnuggetsboi9758]

You gotta go loud rip coworker

[@jacks_here_]

*my reaction That s my pen mate

[@sansskie1151]

Dont die

[@darkness_alloy3582]

Sir, you stole my pen.

[@gamerduck4597]

My only reason to throw a grenade in stealth

[@SuperGoldShard]

i remember i was doing the diamond heist on DS and i almost stealthed the whole thing and right as i was about to throw the diamond in the van i yeeted a nade so i could hear this then dip

[@user-xt7el4nm7p]

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

[@igoturdlcrighthere7290]

DuckOverlord but why do you have a grenade in stealth?

[@user-xt7el4nm7p]

what else to get

[@mowfoysawesomechannel2815]

hail our one true god simon viklund

[@mrwhatchacallit4185]

“I didn’t que up Razormind to raid the Department of Justice silently” -Badger

[@ju2tunknown]

Queue

[@manman-yy6pg]

@@ju2tunknown 🤓

[@Name-nw9uj]

@@manman-yy6pg 🤓

[@manman-yy6pg]

@@Name-nw9uj 🥸

[@cosmicneko7225]

"LETS. FUCKING. *GOOOOOOO!!!!*"

[@vulcan5567]

"I'd be happy to give the Department of Justice their bullets back"

[@nekooccult3466]

"This ammo doesn't belong to you"

[@Glacial_floofs]

@@nekooccult3466 "does it matter?"

[@evanlanger4808]

@@nekooccult3466 5 BULLETS LEFT

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Lmao

[@kanelutz2609]

Name 5 things that arnt clocker

[@Khornecussion]

" He's like Thanos, but worse. A BUREACRAT. " *Vomiting sounds*

[@turbochargedtransit7241]

NO

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@Samuel Parsons "because it's genuine"

[@memesrdreams4854]

"EUUUUGHH!" *"NO!!!"*

[@BrainL101]

​@@memesrdreams4854"kublikong, why was that "no" so gutteral? 😂"

[@redacted8983]

YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!

[@Jukantos]

*Laughs in Aced Counterstrike*

[@Memelonian]

*laughs in explosive bow

[@cum_monstercrust]

laughs in *F L A M E F L O W E R*

[@DemonetizationReal]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[@a.k8185]

*LAUGHS IN FULLY LEARNED BRAWLER SKILL TREE*

[@ichiban_co.]

Pros to stealth: more of money and less enemies Cons to stealth: dont get to hear the legendary soundtrack Pros for going loud: everything is more fun Cons: dallas needs a medic bag

[@JamesTheAce0]

AAAHHHH I'M DYING

[@theformerkaiser9391]

AAAAAHHHH, I NEEED A MEDIC BAG

[@Idontlikeanyonehere]

“Dallas it would be very helpful if you could SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS”

[@cedagent_8797]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5WwZZugg6hgq68

[@randomperson1844]

"GET THE FAK UP"

[@mateodomijan5722]

"We're going stealth" "Listen pal, i didn't buy a fucking minigun to rob a bank silently"

[@LegitJeremyTH]

Imagine minigun put silencer

[@theradiodemonstudios7865]

@@LegitJeremyTH imagine a minigun with double barrel and explosive ammunitions

[@aidot1284]

@@theradiodemonstudios7865 hmmmmm

[@Von_Karma]

"I didn't crank up razormind and bring my rpg just to bonk a security guard with my melee and dispose of the bodybag for 20 minutes"

[@CriticalPing]

@@wodoszczelność no.

[@Exodia0715]

The official theme of “Weren’t we doing stealth?” “Not anymore (spools minigun)”

[@KurkoBaine]

*Screams in Heavy

[@DimaWydad1908]

Most American gun in the game, I love ‘Murica

[@KurkoBaine]

@@DimaWydad1908 'Murica, Fuck yeah

[@sundeeprandhawa6007]

*loads rpg*

[@pyroman4554]

I didn’t buy a mini gun and queue up razormind to raid the department of justice quietly!

[@phalane]

#1 reason to go loud: Badass music by Lord Simon Viklund

[@Ipodcrazy]

Phalane #2. CosPlay as the Puppet from fnaf while robbing banks

[@elijahr4848]

The_Ipodcrazy N O

[@Ipodcrazy]

yes

[@Maggotry309]

No it's GOD VIKLUND

[@simuntorurjoen-jacobsen3706]

NO, ITS OMNIPOTENT ALL KNOWING LORD GOD MASTER OF FUCKING EVERYONE VIKLUND

[@OldieAviePk]

Some dude:Why does loud even exist it is terrible Me:

[@noqls]

*High pitched screaming and flying drop kick over a fucking Toyota*

[@donacdum7102]

MAKE THE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!

[@PeachDragon_]

Loud>>>>>>>stealth

[@smyleypop8857]

That some dude should play Hoxton Breakout overkill, he may change his mind

[@rranee_]

i see now

[@dontquestionmyprofilepictu1177]

This music plays, one cop pulls out a electric guitar, one a drumset, and one a dubstep piano.

[@Gootogoguy]

No offense but it's synth keyboard. Not dubstep piano.

[@hfydyvbnv]

You again

[@hfydyvbnv]

Cool and epic

[@KillaIn556]

I question your profile picture

[@x3-LSTR-512]

@@KillaIn556 no

[@conflict6224]

omg is that a gym bag? CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Denvigen]

The Eternal Phoenix 88 OH MY GOD HES GOT A MASK!!! CALL THE ARMY

[@kskr8610]

*glasses

[@F.Shaggy]

rong rong

[@dontquestionmyprofilepictu1177]

The Eternal Phoenix 88 yeah I seen that vid

[@dmitrijtsirkov5486]

The Eternal Phoenix 88 Waita second is thata gym bag? CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!!!!!!!

[@TheKstrider]

*Is ok with an armed criminal that's answering the pager and pretending to be a guard* *Calls the police over a gym bag*

[@navycalvin9337]

*and answers in Japanese*

[@lazyvideoproductions2979]

The reason why guards become suspicious over a bag is that why is there a bag in a bank? Or a abandon military warehouse? Dad can leave traces that's why. But this is payday. Just be happy that we won't have to deal with the guards calling cops for answering pager

[@osos3867]

Calls US army

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

Cop when he hears someone answer the radio in a different language and pitch of voice: I sleep Cop when you put on glasses: *W O K E*

[@gigaswardblade7261]

Guard: “come in!” Payday boi: “yeah I just hate my job, over.” Guard: *does not even acknowledge the comment*

[@BillMCypher]

"heisters, please rise for your national anthem."

[@ethanedwards3357]

*"WULULULULULULULULUL"* (DALLAS WAS DOWNED!)

[@mvksk3809]

*THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A DIFFICULTY TWEAK*

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

Me: about to complete heist Cloaker: *WULULULULULULULULULU*

[@hfydyvbnv]

Sneaky fucking cloacker!

[@ap_fj]

go tank build.

[@noqls]

@@hfydyvbnv Stupid bloody spies

[@kingtachanka400]

Random kid in school: why is everyone running around? the quiet kid:

[@Girafferss]

He do got the improved vest on tho 😳😳😳

[@HugeCharlie]

Bain: Civilians are an asset! They will come down harder on you if u kill them.

[@thearcticdivini]

uh oh

[@oil7875]

///STUDENT ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///⚠

[@snailboi179]

Quiet kid: kills teacher Bain: alright ramblers let's get rambling

[@spudgod8375]

"Why are you aloud to buy a fully automatic high powered shotgun with extended mag" "Your right that's why I bought TWO fully automatic high powered shotguns with extended mag"

[@DimaWydad1908]

Get those cool lasers on it too

[@Wooper751]

@@DimaWydad1908 and bring about 2137 ammo bags

[@Chiropan_UY]

And dragons breath

[@JJCreggadeath]

To drunk to die by therussianbadger

[@thebestcerealbrand7345]

“You are up against the wall and I am the fucking wall”

[@ness6714]

The song incarnation of "stealth is optional for this mission."

[@m3gawither7734]

When you eat the drywall at Home Depot and you gotta make a run for it because that one worker who everyone hates is saying, “that’s illegal”, and, “why are you naked, why did you kill that lady with a hammer, I’m calling the cops”

[@winkletoogan]

this happened to my son Nathaniel once.

[@RedPanda0010]

So relatable

[@nebula1862]

I then hid in a crack of a shelf and ate a dog

[@koopertrooper7008]

its always that one guy 🙄

[@Gravity_studioss]

@@winkletoogan Hey, aint he Nathaniel B?

[@DodgyKaede]

My friends: we go in silently, we get out silently Me: *shoots the guard* My Friends: why the fu- oooooo...

[@tulenich9948]

And host restarts the mission

[@splashdown4889]

@@tulenich9948 "DAMN YOU MERASMUS!!"

[@BigDamo53829]

Yeah but what friend would say go quiet If your friends with someone like that you should stop being friends

[@area1844]

imagine stealthing with friends when you can solo stealth it. Going loud with friends is way better

[@bullphr0g489]

@@BigDamo53829 Only if they're not fine with it, in any case me and my friends do stupid shit all the time and laugh at it so it depends on the group honestly.

[@pacificocean7571]

"Brace yourselves."

[@ISPanesLocos]

breizyursel

[@theslimeassassin3287]

*Now, GIVE EM’ HELL!*

[@mayodraws3441]

Stay frosty

[@scoopadoop1084]

*about to complete a full stealth overkill mission with a huge stealth bonus* Hey so uhh what did you set the assault song to? Oh I set it to razormind, I went loud last hei- GRENADE OUT

[@yardenar2717]

BRUH.. REALL?

[@fnafinatic09]

Only overkill?

[@dym5559]

@@fnafinatic09 That's what I was going to say rn

[@crylune]

who doesn't do stealth on dsod

[@Papo_Swag]

I wish payday came back, it’s like the only good bank robbery type of game

[@basedmale4719]

GTA V: Am i a joke to you

[@Papo_Swag]

Whisper Jet OH YEAHHHHH

[@glockquestionmark]

@@basedmale4719 Yes.... nooo...

[@holdguard4624]

Why can't Hardline have some love these days?

[@Papo_Swag]

Doge haven’t even heard of it Ngl, but what I meant was how payday had funny masks and cloakers and whatever

[@OldSport3291]

10 years of Payday, it's been a crazy one fellas

[@napoleonbonaparte9815]

DALLAS ON ME NOW! DALLAS FOLLOW ME! DALLAS, FOLLOW, ME, NOW!

[@jusstzy997]

GET THE FUCK UP!

[@DaSaintDemon]

KEEP DRILLING YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[@rasmustheowl8585]

Ellis Carey Arms, out stretched. *raises hand*

[@mmmmm9910]

Ellis Carey GUYS THE COPS ARE TAKING THE BAGS

[@XflashjonnyX]

Yo dawg i herd you liked police... SO I SENT THE ENTIRE STATE AFTER YOU!

[@jasii7206]

This gives so much nostalgia to my first assault it was mall crasher and I felt so powerful. Nowadays instead of a simple AR I use a M249. So much power!!

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

i use akimbo shotguns, they hit like a garbage truck

[@ovencore2549]

use the negev

[@ryancoopersnissan240sx8]

The comically smol but powerful Krinks with The Crits™.

[@Угаракер]

And then you went to play PayDay?

[@minute0420]

@@Угаракер no that's when he went to buy payday

[@somethingsomethingcrotasen1643]

In the words of therussianbadger "I didn't buy a mini gun and queue up razor mind to go in quietly in the department of justice" This is a bad copy paste why am i getting likes?

[@p4ladin167]

A man of military shitposting culture, i see.

[@sachamo1374]

"I'd be more than happy to give the departement of Justice their bullets back"

[@Captain_Torres]

*what do you mean i can’t run a full dodge crit build with 3 concealment and a snubnose minigun with an rpg secondary at the same time*

[@obe1katoby89]

Like I don’t mean to raid on your parade but you can’t stealth that mission

[@Yeet-mr7mw]

“I didn’t buy a mini gun queue up razor mind to rave in the department quietly”

[@TriggeredLuigi]

"Hey are we going loud or keeping it quiet?" "Actually... don't answer that."

[@Kaziedell]

When you out of home and left the oven on

[@OttoVonGrillhelm]

That's actually really good.

[@kondoiiall3681]

"razor mind"

[@_nocturno]

💀💀💀💀💀/// MOM ANGER IN PROGRESS ///💀💀💀💀💀

[@GAME-jn1ft]

GRAN LEFT THE OVEN ON AGAIN Twice already this week

[@johnt3606]

I too rob a bank and kill an entire army of cops on my way to turn off the oven

[@oofet6627]

0:03 what happened when I tried to out-pizza the hut

[@toothpastegobbler4434]

Underrated comment

[@tangoes4216]

Lol.

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

Out-pizza the fuck? Nani the pizza? Are you fuck?

[@SomeDJRobot]

w

[@MackieLevyn]

This is a certified hood classic.

[@Lorda_zz]

Tried to use it as gym music, ended up robing the gym

[@littlelitos9406]

Hate it when that happens.

[@sumor3943]

When the lunch bell rings: Girls: ugh, why is everyone running? Boys: 0:03

[@thatoneguywhostares2170]

yeah me and the boys were running to mcdonalds to buy lunch

[@theswawusmachine]

teched thrower McChicken

[@bluesnoop3115]

ASSAULT IN PROGRESS IN CAFETRIA

[@DIOBRANDO-ib1kk]

CLOAKEEEEEEEER

[@AtlasNeos]

as a boy, the cheese sticks are *mine*

[@mcslater_5281]

" Connection To The Host Has Been Lost"

[@SkrunkyTheClown]

*"AAAAHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG"* -Dallas

[@BunnyTwist]

best song in game that’s a fact

[@zuvayxd]

and thats a fact

[@Snuggs_]

Left in the cold > Razormind

[@loganperkins8405]

Donacdum = Razormind

[@KillaIn556]

The best of me=donacdum=razormind

[@p4ladin167]

DonAcDum & Backstab > Razormind

[@waltertabora9566]

i just remeber screaming "LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO" every tine i hear this when i was a kid

[@BR-dj1bo]

*"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"*

[@kimlul1204]

Why would anyone dislike this

[@jonashemmersam4294]

Raul Gonzalez: Hentai Hunter no they are actually white in-game, this can be seen when their night vision thingy is up

[@fahrifatoni3362]

Random guy GENSECs of course!

[@rifqytrust7842]

why? because people hate going loud

[@xlink9777]

The cops disliked it.

[@arizondere7185]

the only thing wrong with this song. is if you're listening to the assault song in-game, you're probably getting ass-raped by cops by the 20 second mark

[@canuafam]

"If Badger doesn't have the highest body count by the end of this, I'm going to be mad." -Heavenly (I think)

[@rm14hitman]

Grouse, actually

[@2k10yt]

"alright, we're going stealth" 5 minutes later:

[@JamalSnitchy]

Where like?

[@Nico30337]

*Me playing as Bodhi with my friends in loud* *One of my friends are Wick* *I get down.* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK HELP ME

[@CardinalSn]

That's a Jimmy line, not Bodhi

[@sacred_eikthyrnir]

Dallas county, bssjfndndn, help

[@artyoshka]

Joon Week

[@InsertNameHere12345]

Game: *Dallas In Downed* Dallas: I NEED A MEDIC BAG Wolf: *Using drill* Game: *Cloaker Noises* Chains: *AFK* Hoxton: *Defending* Game: *Hoxton Is Downed* Game: MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER Game: *Wolf Is Downed* Game: *Chains Is Downed* Bain: What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future." "Don't worry, I know so me people. You'll be out fast."

[@naturespa4143]

*LOST TO 5 BULLDOZERS CHARGING* This song made everything worth it

[@RickyUltra]

When i think of payday 2, this song comes to mind immediately

[@Chancnns]

WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!

[@mahmoodali2437]

Better late than never !

[@kerianu]

Capital hill Siege January 6, 2021 when u see a cloaker and Bulldozer running at u

[@dripwarden.mp4826]

This is the song that plays in my head when I’m at low hp in a game

[@MadnessJackey]

give'em hell.

[@gustavorodrigues5574]

brace yourselfs

[@woofer-x8i]

stay frosty

[@머스크마누라]

you can do this

[@Patchedd]

All right ramblers, let's get rambling

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

Capitan here! You cant hide from ME! * talks to crew * you know your training boys!

[@Chiropan_UY]

When a person brings a minugun and ab rpg to stealth "I dont think thats suposed to go there"

[@mrxenomorf5079]

The BEST soundtrack in games EVER

[@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM]

/// 💀💀💀💀 /// DANCE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS /// 💀💀💀💀 ///

[@RibbidyJamGames]

Ooo yeaaaa :)

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

All units be advised! This is The capitan! Lay down your weapons and Dance! :D

[@Ipodcrazy]

Dancewish difficulty enabled

[@waffles5960]

//DEFEAT CAPTAIN DDR TO COMPLETE THE ASSAULT\\

[@OverReaperCh]

And Wolf. Stay out of the Dance Floor!

[@SimplicityMarx]

"Hey, I'm running a sale on dishwashers, wanna buy one?"

[@epictrollmanmoment]

what are ya referencing btw

[@r.i.pwindowsxp6876]

bain: you're gonna give me a heart attack!

[@_divided_]

Me running from the school staff after throwing a lamp at the quiet kid and saying "brighten up"

[@suhsnow]

Dance assult in progress intensifies

[@VantaViolet]

I searched “that one payday 2 song” and this is what i got and it was exactly the one i was expecting

[@xiaosky123]

possibly the most iconic song of pd2 for me

[@LegoGohan-]

"We going in loud or are we keeping it quiet? Actually Dont answer that" -Badger

[@mainecoon807]

1 more reason for ruin a stealth

[@KelradRez]

Most intense shit ever

[@chrissfilms8060]

2:05 when your about to secure the last bag of loot in big bank and the cops are closing in

[@bentischer7224]

00:45 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@marzthesharkhead4970]

when your playing video games at 2 am and the light in the hallway outside your door turns on

[@MoskHotel]

1:37 Drilling intensifies

[@TGHjustin]

I lowkey have so much nostalgia for this game!

[@Vintenuthewizard]

me with the microgun mowing down enemies while listening to this playing: AHAHAHAHAAAAA I AM BULLETPROOOOF

[@divorcegaming2881]

I SAID STEALTH (proceeds to restart and kick everyone)

[@Echo-gb2vx]

Bro don’t hate on this sick music it’s worth it

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Kicking my armor would probably lead to a damaged or broken knee. I'd advise a against it.

[@DIOBRANDO-ib1kk]

Ok

[@Generic_Username3510]

"Dude were doing stealth" "Objection. Razormind."

[@troopersmokey]

there's an unbelievable amount of amazing tracks in this game but I can say that this is one of my favorites. Going loud with Rust and a SAW light machine gun.

[@davidwashburn3824]

How about a minigun with a rpg?

[@UserNme_1]

BAINNNN, I COOKED 5 POUNDS OF METH AND THE FBI IS AT MY DOOR!!!!!

[@aidynellis7973]

did you see that yeah a armed man with a mask enter the bank

[@medicineman5344]

Aidyn Ellis Isn't that suspicious? No.

[@torranmurray9999]

Is he mocking us?

[@medicineman5344]

Torran Murray Yes i know its suspicious but we cant do anything about it. Our suspicion meter isnt full. idk how this works but its payday.

[@torranmurray9999]

OMG he just killed steve!

[@bobthebagel9532]

I’ll check his pager to make sure he’s ok

[@Boykisser.Incorperated]

0:52 HERE COMES THE DOOOOOOOZEEER

[@microwavehelicopter2708]

BREAKING NEWS: Immortality has been discovered. Not by a scientist, but by a musician.

[@ThePrussianTurttle]

This is what the blitz sounded like

[@feuergolem888]

HEY HOXTON ! COME DANCE WITH ME! HOXTOONN! (fav song btw)

[@pantherxd1077]

“Thats the alarm. Time to do some heavy lifting!”

[@matrixofthelostyt1615]

I love how RussBadger is so influential on the game community that most of the comments are quotes or memes from his PAYDAY 2 videos.

[@vdubden10]

ikr, its so annoying

[@doctordogelordtmg9637]

A tradition's back representative went to my school on the last day to give out gift cards I couldn't help but laugh

[@jakt95]

*On dance floor* God dammit Wolf!

[@hlgnpoi8344]

Big "Aww fuck it, I never liked Plan A anyway" energy here

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

Girls' changeroom: *Casual banter* Boys' changeroom:

[@LocalHolehead]

wtf are you blokes doing in there? Will you need a medic bag?

[@noqls]

How about a little drop kick and high pitched screaming?

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

To be honest I just followed the shitty joke format so the monkey-brained KZbin commenters would understand it and laugh. It's more than likely _both_ changerooms are this

[@amt1179]

i played this music while right clicking nfts........ noice

[@trystanleblanc5969]

SO MUCH NOSTALGIA, SO MUCH MEMORIES! what a fun game

[@samurexatlas7373]

It's stealth if there's no witnesses.

[@heyjoji1954]

I swear these soundtracks can be used in a Rave

[@Soy_sauce_vr]

"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK."

[@Jemoto-wn3nw]

How it feels when you got the ball in gym capture the flag

[@spaceman1176]

“CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK”

[@zipical]

I love stealth games but this... Hits different

[@kyototomokui6676]

This song is amazing, Payday devs should totally put it in their soundtrack!

[@drunkoffcreativity_official]

No one: Literally no one: Me when Payday 2 is on sale 90% off: 0:03

[@The-Alpha-And-TheOmega]

1:49 my personal favourite part

[@skel_6548]

You know we rushin in when your team loads in razormind

[@KelradRez]

DALLAS IS IN CUSTODY WOLF IS IN CUSTODY HOUSTON IS IN CUSTODY HOXTON IS DOWNED

[@AC-ly4ho]

When the skulldozer rushes the vault

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

"yeah let's go stealth" 10 seconds later: