Commenting on Porn Videos - Emma Willmann - Stand-Up Featuring

Emma Willmann admits to commenting on porn videos and explains what happens when two people with masculine energy play Would You Rather. (Contains strong language.)
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[@Polemicist_]

THAT LAST JOKE THOUGH: "...would you rather a woman so butch she looks like she builds the closets other gay people have to come out of." BRO! That is the best comedy one liner I've heard in years!

[@lexirodriguez1098]

100%

[@テイラーサム]

Then you should listen to some better comics...

[@northhallbabe13]

I KNOWWWW

[@roachkid2818]

A real master of the MIND

[@socalpsych]

That's totally a Louis CK inspired joke. I mean that in the best way.

[@sharonschiebold4979]

Emma is so funny and clever! “She looks like she built the closet that other people come out of”, just brilliant. More Emma please! 😍😂🤣

[@davecirius4113]

That line killed me!

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

Thank you!

[@jacksparrow9227]

She has the haircut

[@GTAHomeGuy]

That joke was NOT even close to funny! What is past hilarious???

[@anactualalpaca7016]

line made me spit pepsi all over my lap

[@MissMeistil]

"Well Steve that's f*cking gay!" pure gold

[@TheSweetestCocoa]

"There's me too and there's not me" 🤣🤣🤣

[@redloopy]

Good to see pete's transition going well

[@sunnysoto1084]

Solid

[@andrewhogan6533]

Damn, thought the same thing

[@gibbyrockerhunter]

I wish he saw this

[@andrewhogan6533]

@@gibbyrockerhunter you mean she

[@gibbyrockerhunter]

@@andrewhogan6533 sorry. I guess the news about Pete didn’t fully sink in yet.

[@TheLegendofphantom]

This was awesome! Great jokes, good pacing, solid delivery, can't wait to see more of her comedy!

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

I appreciate it!

[@midnightisnice]

Shut up chris

[@augusts1]

Do a search w/her name here on youtube & you'll find more by her.

[@TheLegendofphantom]

@Nicholas Santiago lol you doin okay nick?

[@midnightisnice]

@@TheLegendofphantom 🙄 I’m fine I suppose. You Gucci?

[@waiyi9]

"because I self-actualize with the guy" 😂😂😂

[@linaride]

This woman is a goddamn hero. I both read and appreciate porn comments that save me time. XD

[@jv-lk7bc]

big damn hero

[@DocReeg]

That last joke shook me as a straight man. And I CAN'T UNHEAR IT! Thanks a lot, Emma. Now I'm gonna go watch some more of your jokes and try not to have an existential crisis, because you're awesome...

[@myboatforacar]

You do you! Labels are inherently approximative! That said, I would go for the butch woman, 1000% 😂

[@sainttheresetaylor2054]

​@@myboatforacar why? a lot of straight women would rather go for a butch woman so I'm curious

[@a.i5785]

really appreciate her hardwork. Always judge how good a porn is by the comments. So this lady and others like her out there are heroes.

[@Vohlfied]

"This is great but now I am fucking dead."

[@elizabethbradley436]

Vw

[@kimimoons]

I'm inspired to start making comments on porn too now. Gotta help the community!

[@pcbangbros8350]

If you go into the porn comments and it's all about what the best LoL build is for a certain character you know you found the right video.

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

@@pcbangbros8350 spittin' faxx

[@dillonthevillon3719]

That last line got me 💀 she’s a good comedian

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

Thank you!!!

[@hernalexito]

@@EmmaWillmannComedyyou’re so adhd replying to most of these comments

[@thugvida]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I love hearing new jokes

[@malenotyalc]

So does Carlos Mencia...

[@voodoosleeper]

She needs a whole special, she makes me laugh so hard.

[@immasurvivor]

Having a great eight minute set does not mean a comic is ready for that. We fans gotta stop begging for specials from everyone, we are fucking them over, when they can do one and do it right, they'll make one.

[@welpiguess]

@@immasurvivor right, shes great and all but there's still time for that

[@pickledparsleyparty]

This is the first I've heard of her and I'm laughing my ass off. She and Louis in the same night must have been a fucking awesome show. Like watching Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005.

[@voodoosleeper]

@@pickledparsleyparty It's a wild coincidence you would say that in a reply to me specifically, because I also saw Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005 🤯 What are the chances of that, on a random comment thread on a video about something completely unrelated. Weird.

[@pickledparsleyparty]

@@voodoosleeper I wonder if we'd learn that metal fans and Emma Willmann fans overlap a lot. It is a crazy coincidence here, though :)

[@TakaComics]

“She looks like she builds the closets other gay people come out of” Ok THAT is a funny gay joke 🤣

[@fabled.]

Steve never had a chance 🤣

[@starshaped73]

I appreciate this comedy because it’s very verbal 🤣

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I try I try

[@trebor5]

This set is polished and 10 minutes that can hang with ANYONE 💯

[@tehBrymann]

Solid set! (Insert pronoun)'s good!

[@jahfaricoumarbatch3947]

fr fr XD had me rolling

[@Imperatorius45]

She is good

[@mikebar42]

It

[@bobbydetter332]

Top tier comment

[@blackdynamite5016]

Girl Pete Davidson was great!

[@malehlohonolo8463]

"..and then there's Not Me"😂😂🤣

[@ColonelBanana]

Can’t just cut me off right at the end like that. Tf yo. I was mid cackling.

[@misterpalmer]

Aw man! That was good stuff! I was engaged and grinning (or laughing) the whole time. I'd love to see more of Emma! 🙌🏿😄

[@fabioalvesshow]

"Whoa Steve, that's fucking gay" 😂

[@mmrw]

This was the funniest standup set I’ve seen in a long long time

[@thedemigodking_2107]

"Well Steve that's fucking gay" That took me out lmao

[@Assassinkid23]

"What I realized Steve, that's fucking gay"😂😂

[@akalawada]

The closer made me choke LMAO

[@rebeccar685]

6:05 really got me rolling 🤣 Cause yes we've all seen this play out at least once. so funny

[@BigGahmBoss]

Please post more of her stand up. She's hilarious

[@reggietemple6186]

putting a vote in id like some more as well

[@mumandubula1788]

She's super funny, I need more of this

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

💖💖

[@Civilmonkey1]

Very entertaining, skillfully crafted material. You can see the passion for comedy

[@PrideSage99]

Damn, I need way more of Emma's comedy in my life 😂 this set was fucking great.

[@galaxylucia1898]

I almost didn’t click on this but I’m so glad I did cuz Emma delivered the goods! I hope she/they blow all the way up and get a special because she had me cry-laughing for 8 min😂😂😂😂

[@justincoleman3805]

They? I only saw one person.

[@rileyrichlen2862]

@@justincoleman3805 shut up

[@reut0094]

@@justincoleman3805 they has been correct singular grammar forever, this is not a new thing with the pronoun movement.

[@rolandomota7771]

i saw the title and knew it had to be good and it exceeded my expectations

[@heathervolny]

Obsessed with Emma!!! Hilarious!! Needs an entire comedy special

[@ohnotagain851]

She's good. Been a long time since I saw someone with so much potential. Wish she goes big. She seems like she's on something. But her timing is gold. Stellar delivery.

[@Boswell1]

Emma is hilarious. I can't believe I've never heard of her before last month.

[@wewereneversane9833]

That's actually an awesome set. LoL's were consistent, I like this one.

[@benvanderkinter2204]

Fracking! I laughed so hard I was in tears lol. Great joke!

[@JazzyB9481]

"There's 'me too' and then there's 'not me'" 💀💀💀

[@xdmztryvsvedine2773]

I love that I just came from the sneak peek of Louis’ new special. And here I have a new comic I’ve never seen, telling a LCK story lol

[@raichuraichu7632]

Bruh she had me rolling throughout the whole joint hahaha 😂 she's got a funny ass vibe

[@margaritaiov330]

laughing out loud alone in bed kind of funny. loved it!

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

[@kellieanguiano3796]

She’s great! Really enjoy her humor. Would love to see more of her standup.

[@bridgetrodriguez8258]

Emma is hilarious!! This was so funny and anytime I see or hear her perform, she makes me laugh.

[@Redhead77]

Definitely an underrated comic! Can't wait to see her flourish!

[@nanceemoes7815]

"The other day I confused fracking and sharting" 😂

[@JuaniqueVerde]

This was hilarious! Fracking vs sharting had me ROLLIN!! What are they eating down there in Argentina?! 😂 😂 and leaving comments on porn vids?! Lmaooooo!!

[@ChaosMechanica]

Really enjoying her. Totally want to see more

[@gustavnilsson14]

Short but so damn good Been looking at alot of the new features on CC lately but Emma hits the hardest by far! =)

[@rascalflattsfanpage]

these jokes are KILLER im glad shes doing well post pandemic

[@sylviasnow1768]

This is a solid set and feels fresh excited to see more

[@TheCCBloom]

Great delivery and mannerisms and Funny! 👏👏😂

[@anthonybravo7079]

She's like the funnier version of ellen

[@killerblingxbl]

She’s the comedian Hollywood PRETENDS Ellen is.

[@pooyanmanoochehry2629]

And she gets extra points for not doing a lame dance for no reason.

[@khrashingphantom9632]

So young Ellen? Lol.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

I'm sure it's fine. She'll be hated by the time she becomes so famous that everyone just assumes she's awful.

[@khrashingphantom9632]

@@jasminehouston-burns1691 Agreed. There seems to be a direct correlation between how much people HATE!!!!!!!! a person and how successful/famous they are.

[@stadiomustafa1265]

In my opinion absolutely hilarious !! Someone commented that she should get her own special, i totally agree !! Making a note to remember her name and hopefully we will see a lot more of her !!💪👌👍❤

[@katiechafin8391]

I agree!

[@gasser5001]

I'm dead. I haven't laughed this hard at stand-up in a minute. Sharting and Fracking. LOOOOOOOOOL

[@KnifesIOS]

Glad I gave it a chance

[@Ghost-wm1db]

I love Emma! Noone deserves a Netflix special more ❤❤❤

[@JohnHudert1]

“You have NO IDEA!” Oh, Emma, you may have saved that marriage!! Keep up the good work! ...so brave.

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

THANK YOU for recognizing my service!!!

[@jakemertz2660]

Lol I didn’t want it to end, absolutely killer 😂😂

[@thisismyrealname2860]

Wow that whole thing flowed really well, funny stuff and well put together

[@isabellablau_2]

Just saw her live last night at a show in LA -- now I am looking up all her stuff!

[@ShuroP]

The end frkn killed me, PUahhahah

[@meyeehaw608]

I need the whole set!

[@dicknarcowitz]

F'ing killer material and delivery. The last ten seconds made me laugh so hard I broke a sweat.

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

Thank you!

[@whispersmith]

@@EmmaWillmannComedy Agree with that, and I'm real tempted now to try to find those porn comments

[@kwatts7420]

You had me at fracking ☠️

[@ersia87]

Dang! Was a long time since I lughed this hard!! xD Had to watch it twice because I couldn't get enough.

[@carolinamackay9004]

Brilliant! This is great!

[@cc.99.]

I love you!!! Your comedy is literally amazing!! Your genius is connecting to levels like laughing gas, thank you for being You!! 😘 4:40

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

Damn, only knew her from CXGF, Crashing and The Good Fight, where she doesn't really have time to shine. She is hilarious! It's been a while since I've last stumbled upon such a real down-to-the-bone-funny comedian. I can't wait to see more of her.

[@FireTeamEnt]

That’s how you end a set. 😂 I don’t know if that really was the end or just where they decided to stop the video, but that was perfect.

[@ctag45]

One of the best new comedians I’ve seen. Something for everybody

[@blackhd92]

you should get out more...

[@neilseletlowhisler2522]

WHEEZING at "hey guy's, umm..." The timing

[@branden3102]

The ending is so perfect! "Well Steve...." Magnitudes funnier than most, love what your doing.

[@aristeraaristera]

I want to press the like button repeatedly for this one!

[@gabrielplourde6791]

That ending! Chick is a boss

[@alien-rat]

I would definitely watch a comedy/Netflix special starring this chick she is hilarious!

[@topgurl9313]

I've heard her 'Not Me' joke several times but I still laugh hysterically

[@Twigglesnix]

Just found you by accident, outstanding work! Will check out your other stuff.

[@redukos]

It's 5 A.M, I can't sleep, I stumbled upon her, I never was so happy to be insomniac My god she's hilarious, I love this woman !

[@CoolHandLou420]

Great set,looking forward to a lot more from her.

[@sithlorddread8721]

The last punchline got me good

[@anniesob7174]

Awesome set! So good!

[@jeffreyevans9431]

...and another 10 for that dismount .

[@Distaval]

I choked on my waffle fry at the end! 😂🤣🤣 I’m with Steve on that one.

[@NoPastNoFate]

Usually I end up thinking “KZbin, you don’t get me at all” when I watch videos from the suggestion feed…but today KZbin nailed it. Watching Emma was like waking up with a thoughtful gift from someone that knows you like no one else. She is my new favorite comic.

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

This is so nice. Thank you!

[@zivlang5049]

Finally, a funny comedy central clip!

[@sheilapeek5700]

Emma is so funny and likeable! She needs to be on TV again.

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

Hey girl hey! Thank you Sheila!

[@theadamblock]

I didn't know she did stand up. Awesome!

[@timothyvarner]

This was so good. 🤣 Excellent work!

[@KyleExplosion]

The crowds reaction when she mention Louie tells me all I need to know.

[@hildawg16]

Emma is the BEST.

[@edjecollins4141]

That last "Would you rather" question is a really difficult one for me. They are both a fantasy of mine.

[@methyod]

based

[@yerrrrrrrr4567]

incredibly based

[@mikejettusa]

Hilarious 😂. Can't wait to see more

[@simonedulcie3853]

Thank you for the laughs!...You are f’in HILARIOUS!!! ...I love your energy! 😄

[@billyblackattacks]

First time seeing her. She had me rolling

[@solitaryflower]

That fracking/sharting bit would have had George Carlin glowing with pride. Absolutely perfect. And the "doing stuff for other people" joke is gorgeous.

[@c.j.6115]

Not sure if you will ever see this,but you are absolutely hilarious Emma

[@samarabolling8418]

Hilarious 🤣 please give us more Emma

[@kassiogles5577]

Waiting for that Emma special

[@h0rriphic]

I’m furious I just found out about this comic, today. She is soooo funny wtf

[@danal1366]

Love her! This is better then most of the people comedy central gives hours too 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@hoffie]

😂 awesome set!