Community 38 Greatest Quotes

[@poyam615]

Britta: When’s our culture gonna outgrow this wedding thing. Annie: You’re anti-wedding now? Jeff: No, she’s just pro-anti.

[@yagowoebckengarcia6173]

No to what both of you said!

[@annushankar3032]

underrated line !

[@arirhamdar394]

perfect description of britta

[@Pedro_eqw]

That's why she is the worst

[@JayA-rl1ps]

Liberals in a nutshell

[@RomanZolanski123]

I still love “you’ll play the role of my father” “I don’t want to be your father” “perfect you already know your lines”

[@ayodejifayemi3453]

I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MichaelHattem]

“You were out there and you weren’t looking for me!”

[@cacs2201]

This one stopped being funny at the end tough...

[@arirhamdar394]

it's brilliant

[@ronnieDshman18]

So fucking good

[@noahardon5208]

Jeff Winger: “The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note.”

[@jenm1]

God, Jeff has the laziest lines ever.

[@liiiiionnnn]

@@jenm1 yeah.. that’s kinda the point of his character

[@rachnakapoor2685]

I thought they were pretty quick though

[@marekb1556]

I liked "Okay, I will talk to Chang... But if you find my body, dont believe the suicide note." better

[@ebgsdb6662]

I use this regularly.

[@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr]

"Fire can't go through doors, stupid, it's not a ghost" "Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid, they're not fire"

[@lumine4418]

You need to check the door before you go through it

[@JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd]

oh OH

[@crow_7717]

Lol I love how writers leave small details for us to find

[@Pedro_eqw]

I don't remember that, what's the context?

[@noahadams8746]

Pedro The first line was said as a small joke, but then the second line was said a bunch of episodes later as a much delayed nod to the previous gag

[@psyclops973]

"The only difference between Señor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Señor Chang is." -Troy

[@adamdevlin4533]

et tu brute! am i using that right?

[@expiredmilk5435]

@@adamdevlin4533 no et tu? means you too?

[@adamdevlin4533]

@@expiredmilk5435 do they find thoughts in our butts?

[@Greendalewitch]

@@expiredmilk5435 "We gotta tell people!!!" *Walks out of the study room and into the middle of the library* "MINUSES ARE MADE UP"

[@VinnieG-]

if chang was dictator I can actually see him being much worse xD

[@elidamelova5664]

Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a “pool party” that turned out to be a baptism. Shirley: Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.

[@ailleurs5404]

What episode is this?

[@juliemesser2053]

😂😂

[@jackeyrich2877]

I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture!

[@bubblegumbitch2191]

I love that episode so much

[@soapthesoap]

reAdInG rAinBoW *sob* rEaDinG rAinBow

[@sketchyjulia]

I HATE YOU PIERCE! I HATE YOU SO MUCH (screams into the void)

[@shortandfat5916]

I HATE YOU PIERCE AAAAAAAAAA

[@tiramysu6584]

"Oh well, more fish for Kunta"

[@x7universe76]

“If you mess up one more time, I’m segregating the school.”

[@rojumiller665]

x7universe best quote

[@Alice-zy6gj]

Dean: *hands Annie an orange* Annie: “what is this?” Dean: “scene 4”

[@ryandevlin5651]

"To meet different people" "Stop calling me different!!"

[@madhavdharaiya195]

Honestly one of the best episodes

[@natalyamartirosyan]

one the best quotes honestly

[@guusgeluk3693]

"Who are you texting all the time, everyone you know is in this room!"

[@robofistsrevenge3288]

"Troy, you can't bring that in here!" "Yes I can, it's all-terrain, dummy!"

[@A_ldo..]

👌

[@coltonwilliams9090]

Say what you want! I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!

[@jaxbell3326]

@@coltonwilliams9090 famous last words 😂

[@jamespeeler6229]

“The professor was so old…” line kills me

[@joel6672]

I don't understand that joke

[@miraeshin8652]

@@joel6672 she quit the class after the lesson in setting up jokes so she only learned to set up jokes not finished them like "the professor is so old,. . . ."

[@jorgeneedssleep7978]

Especially the way everybody leaned in to hear the punchline

[@niteshprabhu6791]

I think the joke was there was no joke just the statement which sounded like a setup for the joke but was not

[@mngbb11]

@@niteshprabhu6791 Yes, but as Mirae stated, beacuse she only took the class on set ups, the joke doesn't work without that vital bit of info

[@lbboardingb3356]

Pierce: I don't hold grudges Jeffrey. My father held grudges, I'll always hate him for that.

[@jimmy4417]

oh i just got the joke

[@chloebissada3096]

@@jimmy4417 It took me about 4 rewatches to get that joke

[@reyy1812]

Lmao

[@Its__Good]

Pierce: "I need to send this email before the post office closes."

[@kingofbirbs5705]

No one else like this comment! 666 is the perfect level of irony

[@memo.i.garcia]

welcome to Japan

[@JorgeRodriguez-ox3hx]

Britta: “Annie, I know I’ve never told you this, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers”

[@emmajeema]

Many do...

[@beatrizf9563]

😂😂😂😂

[@tarsierontherun]

I mean, it's certainly impressive that none of the children in that long line was born out of wedlock.

[@MaxOakland]

@@tarsierontherun why would that be impressive

[@nategwright]

@@tarsierontherun line of wives _and_ mothers, so maybe not all were married.

[@s29nv1sr1]

I think this is extremely underrated: Abed: "College is where most mental health problems manifest" Troy: "I hope I get multiple personalities" *beat* "it gets lonely in the shower"

[@giovanna5380]

which episode is that?

[@s29nv1sr1]

@@giovanna5380 Unfortunately, I don't remember. I think it's in season 1 though

[@chloebissada3096]

@@giovanna5380 It's the pottery episode in season 1

[@ipodbaby]

chang: are you ignoring me because im korean? shirley: chang youre chinese chang: oh like theres a difference!

[@malbua7066]

Firuza H. This is even funnier when you realize the actor is Korean

[@marcperez8268]

Later on in the show he tries to read Korean characters and says he really thinks he’s korean

[@psyclops973]

We don't know his nationality but we at least know for sure that Chang spoke chinese. In the episode where a rival company tries to merge with Hawthorne Wipes, there's a scene where Jeff and Pierce's new asian girlfriend have a brief conversation which ends with her handing him a wet wipe with the label "Red Dragon". Chang then appears and mentions that her name also meant "Red Dragon" in chinese. Jeff then used this info to expose her as a corporate spy.

[@marcperez8268]

Psyclops No it’s confirmed he’s chinese. The GI Joe episode at the end Shirley says it. That’s what I was talking about in the above comment

[@Monki_29]

@@psyclops973 Chang is a chinese surname you RACIST PIECE OF CRAP

[@Vexe]

"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"

[@vicmartone]

It paid off so well throughout the show

[@darlgearhart988]

I quote that all of the time lol

[@divinemusa8731]

Me watching beast stars

[@mrhanekoma86]

You’re streets ahead.

[@Alertacobra12]

- Me when I first watched Hentai

[@Mbehrhshhenr]

3:00 “Greendale’s music department is flat baroque.” Can we just take a moment to appreciate Dean?

[@mattnorris7124]

I never picked up on this because that is not how we say baroque where I'm from.

[@tonyzacker8946]

... now I get it!

[@TheSazukiultra23]

“That’s like blaming owls for how much I suck at making analogies.”

[@submissivelover]

That's pretty fucking clever

[@perunplague9794]

“I know what an analogy is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on it.”

[@123duker]

@@perunplague9794 Jeff's facial reaction is absolutely perfect. He's trying to find a flaw in her analogy of what an analogy is lmao

[@theshadow9238]

That one was so funny

[@atdyeam1605]

She really Britta'd it

[@rodzilla6053]

Greatest quote "I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."- Piece Hawthorne

[@SchulzEricT]

That reminds me of "one and done I always say. I say it once." Solid joke. (From "Zombieland")

[@phatnecc7307]

Best quote in my opinion, "You mess this up one more time and I'm segregating the school." Dean Pelton

[@jodzict]

“I’ll tell you what my father told me the night I lost my virginity, ‘Just pick one, they all cost the same’.” -Pierce Hawthorne

[@azeezbashir1734]

I dunno

[@numbo655]

No...

[@Anonymous_Individual]

I’m surprised, “NOW THIS IS A MAN, WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!” Wasn’t on the list. Best line of the last three seasons

[@casht6195]

This Dan Harmon seems like a real interesting character, sure hope he doesn't overplay that joke.

[@greywillner901]

“I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty.” “You can excuse racism?”

[@oldboygamer9985]

😳

[@jacoblevenson7934]

They kept the episode this was said in but they removed one of the best episodes of the series for cosplaying Dark Elves?

[@notdonaldtrump8447]

Is joke?

[@schlongersaurus]

@@jacoblevenson7934 wtf

[@thesubsplashingok6073]

jacob levenson from elder scrolls games or what?

[@soupalex]

"WHAT is UP with that CAT!?" "IS SOMEONE T H R O W I N G IT!!?"

[@EricZucchini]

I had to pause the episode because I couldn't stop laughing

[@123duker]

Abed - "What about the zombies" Jeff - "BACK BURNER, this cat must be dealt with" lmao

[@rosericorico4980]

I laughed so hard at that scene

[@tasnimanimanimaa]

I was pissing myself why was the cat just being thrown? 😭

[@barbaracelestrini7694]

ONE OF THE BEST LINES

[@mallaidhdevlin4512]

"You sat in a room for twenty-six. Straight. Hours! Didn't that bother you?" "Yeah I was livid." "Then why didn't you leave?!" "Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends."

[@meinkungfu]

Precious Abed ❤

[@randalljameshamilton-zwing6914]

Awww...

[@rp9674]

Abed the mind bender heart breaker

[@capricorn1993]

Jeff waking up Pierce. "Discrimination lawsuit." Immediately wakes up. "Preposterous!"

[@garf4264]

No you gotta know how to do it

[@jaxbell3326]

Oh my god I think Pierce is dead!

[@lukerussell3782]

Dan Harmon: “Chevy, for the last time. The line is (what’s going on?)”

[@susurrus5047]

Will this take an unexpected turn?

[@willauman2804]

The fact that streets ahead isn’t in this is streets behind

[@paballomatlhabegoane3697]

the video maker got changnesia

[@emmcapellan8196]

hahahaha

[@William.Shakespeare]

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Beause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!

[@giotavares]

@@William.Shakespeare ah yes, poetry

[@MrGakn]

@@paballomatlhabegoane3697 No, I’ve always dean that

[@bbschroeder7125]

Troy: “You’re more of a fun vampire. You don’t suck blood, you just suck.” All time favorite line

[@Luna-ps6ei]

"knock knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good come in, for a second I thought it was Britta"

[@katie8881]

Britta: "If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fill it with oil and hispanic voters."

[@jennifermunoz9758]

This is my all time favorite Community quote!!! Lol! 😂

[@vickyvale711]

@@CP-ns5ed to be fair, she usually goes on some political rant, so this kind of joke is on brand for her

[@auroranicol]

she wasn’t wrong here

[@psyclops973]

Troy and Abed restaurant scene: "They said market price... WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!"

[@vicmartone]

Gary Gulman has a great bit about market price

[@drkFenix9]

I imagined a posh waiter looking back at them and replying to this - "Somewhere with Class...." :D

[@tiffiguevara2926]

This is my favorite! Hahaha

[@jarrickhillery8664]

TROY AND ABED AT A REEEESTAURANT.

[@imd123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED HARD AT THIS SCENE 😂😂😂

[@EmmyJay12]

“I loved you in IMDB” literally dying over this one It literally gets me every time

[@NickRoman]

except they cut the even funnier part where just after that he says to Annie, "that was tragic"

[@Rumblecore]

"Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it UR-A-GAY"

[@liammckinley2976]

Switzerland would like to discuss the threat of earth 2

[@reverzive4166]

The tropical paradise of Somalia graciously yields

[@fedo4849]

as someone who is from uruguay, that joke was VERY relatable

[@veronicavaz4350]

@@fedo4849 y la emocion de ser mencionados es increible aunque sea asi

[@mondler107]

CRISIS ALERT!

[@maximumforehead3452]

"Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines."

[@ethanbowman4748]

"Of course I am Abed" *Intense music*

[@nmcintosh8769]

Britta: "ROXAAAAAAAAANE!" Jeff: "No!"

[@bennywelton]

Happy Housewarming Troy

[@BroZilla-vh3tu]

@@nmcintosh8769 “Bathroom?”

[@heetseekingsage_6090]

@TadTod27 "I'm gonna get a drink" *Stands up* *WHACK*

[@Hola19280]

Troy: “My worst fear is waking up as a donut” Abed: “You’re afraid you would eat yourself?” Troy: “Wouldn’t even question it.”

[@rotsu2108]

my favorite exchange in community will always be: troy: jeff, what does a pregnancy test look like? jeff: like a little white plastic tube with a thingy at the end troy: okay so this is definitely a gun

[@gabeestrada8854]

HAHAHAHA

[@mkale1749]

“They never reroute parades.” “They rerouted Kennedy’s parade.”

[@agnostos6378]

@James Cooper clever

[@ethanbowman4748]

@James Cooper Now, that was streets ahead.

[@MatterBucker]

Ethan Bowman I wish Kennedy was streets ahead

[@athithanandavathanan3990]

"Annie, you're acting like a little schoolgirl and not in a hot way."

[@cooperredmon3430]

Athith Anandavathanan yeah that was a gross oversight by the makers of this video. Easily one of the best quotes in the whole series

[@MiniSage]

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

[@ultrabigfella]

@@MiniSage Britta and Annie's actresses are the same age, so that line is always funny to me.

[@howardsaintpaul7232]

MiniSage shut up shut up shut up you insignificant clod

[@notabot5062]

@@howardsaintpaul7232 Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

[@rosemenon]

“STOP SAYING I’M DIFFERENT” will always have me laughing my ass off for 5 minutes straight no matter what.

[@LimeGreenGlasses]

"My self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves."

[@keretaman]

Who said this 😂😂😂

[@TaeminsAnkle]

@@keretaman Duncan lol

[@zachsutton9866]

And writing time travel stories is really harrrrrrrrrrd

[@cokiecat1013]

gucci babx no it was the dean

[@Maria-le5jp]

Dean when he was filming an ad with Britta and Troy hugging - "if you don't get this right, I'm segregating the school".

[@calcium6253]

STOP CALLING ME DIFFERENT

[@eleanor252]

"Oh my God, my cousins funeral is today. I knew I had somewhere to be"

[@rangelsedits]

“Poor Dmitri”

[@Coratlan]

Missed one of my favorites: "i can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty" "you can excuse racism?"

[@karda009]

El Principe I woulda liked an inclusion of 'You know what else is nice? The rainforest. Too bad our fascist oligarchies are raping them to make hamburgers LOOK IT UP!'

[@juliagregory3319]

My favourite is "Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!"

[@toomanybanks7]

Julia Gregory my absolute favorite scene. just reading your comment made me laugh because I visualized Jeff struggling in that straitjacket😂

[@meadahagain]

karda009 Britta😂

[@matthewzeller5026]

@@stewardsteward9822 uhh wtf. Context? Did I miss something or are you just plugging a random song?

[@SoRatedR52]

Wow, no one talking about the best lines of the show. Jeff - "I'm saying you're a football player, it's in your blood" Troy - "That's racist" Jeff - "Your soul" Troy - "That's racist" Jeff - "Your eyes ?" Troy - "That's gay ?" Jeff - "That's homophobic" Troy - "That's black" Jeff - "That's racist" Troy - "Daamn"

[@msixteenb]

Best scene on community

[@SoRatedR52]

@@msixteenb Hands down that's the scene that made me completely fall in love with the show ahah

[@lanrelogan2468]

That scene is hands down what got me hooked

[@SkinsFirstGeneration]

whats the relationship between thats homophobic and thats black? is the joke that many black people are homophobic?

[@Pedro_eqw]

@@SkinsFirstGeneration Probably?

[@JamieAllen1977]

"Pierce has given me something I've been looking for my whole life.... MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!" Troy - best line ever

[@gregolas5873]

One of my favorites from Britta and Shirley: "Excuse me Britta, I think we about the same age." "Yeah, unless time is linear." "I'll make your ass linear." "That doesn't make any sense!" "I'll make your ass sense."

[@calmbbaer]

One of the few times Britta was right and Shirley was wrong: Britta's 28 in season one, Shirley's the same age as Jeff, and Jeff turned 40 in Season 5.

[@marcusmadden8142]

Gregory Fister SO FUNNY, should’ve been included

[@ZR38315]

@@comeonandkissme that is in season 5

[@samparker5488]

@@calmbbaer shirley is a couple years older than jeff she's 12 during the foosball flashback and he looks about 9

[@reyy1812]

It doesn’t make sense

[@nathanielstein8904]

The devil coming in and yelling gay marriage kills me every time

[@StyxTBuferd]

the *deanvil

[@emperornorton6348]

no, it's the Deanil

[@Me-vn3gz]

I was gonna like this but it’s at 666 so

[@JessicaAVoigt]

Plus he's dressed really slutty

[@arirhamdar394]

their reaction is hilarious

[@NaotoNaka]

The best one for me is from Abed: "When you really know who you are and the things you like about yourself, changing for other people isn't such a big deal".

[@nickbentley8107]

I can’t be the only one who remembers when Troy said “I’ve seen enough movies to know that poking a hole in the back of a raft makes it go faster”. Had me rolling

[@dylanadavis6522]

Ah yes in the flashbacks of all their fights we didn't see.

[@gregolas5873]

There's too many good Britta quotes to even name. "Knock knock! Who's there! Cancer? Oh good, come in! I thought it was Britta!"

[@TheStranger513]

That was good

[@Alertacobra12]

Pierce:"- Death is that you?" Britta:"- No, it's me, Britta" Pierce:"- Oh"

[@olandir]

And the always classic "Oh, Britta's in this?"

[@smiley_face2872]

“We were just-“ “About to-“ “Eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go last!?”

[@Fannyceph]

Shirley : "I marked you as spam" Pierce : "Who the hell's Pam ?"

[@starstriker8268]

"F, F minus" "What? Did you say S?"

[@reyy1812]

Pierce had so much potential but he had to be racist and homophobic Not to mention the constant s3ggs jokes It’s sad, I actually liked his character sometimes :(

[@luckyDancer100]

@@reyy1812Chevy didn’t get along with the showrunner, and the majority of the cast, so I think they purposely wrote him as dislikable.

[@KeiFresh]

Um where is “What does a pregnancy test look like? Well then this is definitely a gun”

[@elelder5]

KeiFresh iconic

[@sirocco2810]

That entire episode could be on there for real.

[@tripikice]

best episode no doubt

[@235T1NGR4Y23]

Number one for me.

[@arko9151]

@@RobustNut you need to see it for youself

[@FrumpleTb]

“Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin”- Elroy

[@reyy1812]

Lmao I always liked him That episode was so weird

[@NJGuy1973]

He was like God spilled a person.

[@loganfrench8824]

“Yell at me all you want! i’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!”

[@christalkelly9599]

Logan French I almost forgot about that one and it always cracks me up. Lol

[@daringducky6236]

christal kelly For real, Troy has so many amazing quotes that a vid like this could never possibly do it justice

[@christalkelly9599]

DaringDucky true true

[@uniboy13]

"It's called all terrain dummy"

[@olobzjr]

You forgot the greatest Community quote of them all: *POP! POP?!*

[@apapods]

POP WHAT MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT?!

[@aidan1469]

@@apapods pop the pop

[@adamgordon3163]

I always felt that was a little forced

[@highvoltage7797]

Adam Gordon It’s making fun of stupid comedy catchphrases.

[@aidanta1128]

Yes

[@dangrahamdrums]

“The professor is so old.........” is a genius line and you can see her trying not to laugh after it.

[@boomerbomb1]

“My name is Alex, dude!” “Well maybe you should spend 5 hours sculpting that on your face”

[@12171010011010]

Favorite quote - "an analogy is a thought with another thought's hat on it"

[@Havealook-qf7xe]

12171010011010 and then Jeff tries correcting her but then realizes that it kinda makes sense and lets it go

[@TheStranger513]

@@Havealook-qf7xe What about 'Complisult' and 'Explainabrag'

[@Jotakumon]

"He’s the one making bad bridges, that’s like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies."

[@RandomPlayIist]

Not enough Britta in this compilation.

[@lenonel3286]

@@RandomPlayIist they really Britta'd it

[@therandomizer-oy9nf]

“Ok so this is definitely a gun” will always be the best line in the entire show

[@kiritosbrothero]

"Pizza, pizza go in tummy. Me so hungy; me so hungy." --Britta Perry, 2011

[@Ladililn]

Oh, Britta's in this?

[@TheLADYinORANGE]

That was one of the best episodes...what timelines did that line show up again?

[@SC-gn6bc]

@@TheLADYinORANGE she said it in most of them I think

[@virginiapeterson1404]

Just so you know jeff, you're now creating 6 different timelines

[@sullyycow]

Profound

[@jordynstevens3945]

“I’m giving you an all tomato, meaning you give me the whole tomato or else.”

[@paulhenke1149]

“If there’s three doughnuts, you don’t eat one and then lick another!” ~Troy

[@888pil]

the set up "the professor is SO old...." is a genius joke

[@dippotyrannosaurus]

caramel coffee To this day I still don't get it.

[@martianmanhunter37]

She stopped attending after the class on set ups. She never learned the punchline.

[@888pil]

the joke is that annie only attended the class for setting up jokes, but never got around to learning about punchlines. so when she goes "the professor is so old..." it sounds like she's setting up a joke so the study group, and the audience expects that to be followed up with a punchline - but like she said, she dropped the class after set ups. so we don't get a punchline and THAT becomes the joke. :)

[@thamiris.]

omg you like two of my favorite things in the universe: soshi and community. ily.

[@888pil]

Thamiris Almeida bless

[@duygupolat1901]

Jeff: Good luck Pierce: Don't need it. Never had it. I think this is the coolest and at the same time the saddest quote ever.

[@NoPowerintheVerse]

Duygu Polat That’s probably my favorite Pierce quote from the show and that scene is my favorite Pierce scene.

[@duygupolat1901]

@@juli8288 Well I choose to interpret it as "I don't need luck, I never had luck." Considering his abusive father, failed marriages and inability to relate with people. Also the fact that he says this line on a boat he made himself because his friends let him fake die to get an A in a very stupid class.. I don't know I find it very sad but cool at the same time because he just never gives up.

[@redskullz1249]

It's maybe Pierce's best moment but...umm...he was a born into a millionaire family. Dude was plenty lucky.

[@TheImapotato]

The line that although I relate to Abad as the greatest Aspergers character put in media, I felt the trueness of Pierce's statement and liked him after that. He had persistence!

[@TheImapotato]

@@redskullz1249 Having money was never what he 'wanted' He used it to try and blackmail, control and buy intimacy but all Pierce wanted was to belong to a family and have friends.

[@melinarosen911]

"donde esta la biblioteca?" " me llamo t-bone la arańa discoteca" will always be superior in my mind

[@paigestubbs9718]

discoteca muñeca la biblioteca es en bigote grande pero manteca

[@Kettwiesel25]

Manteca bigote gigante pequeño Cabeza es nieve, Cerveza es bueno!

[@Jack-sy8mr]

Buenos días, me gustas papas frías Bigote de la cabra ¡es Cameron Diaz! Yeah boi! Boi! Yeah! What? It's 2009 Word

[@psyclops973]

"I'm an activist! Words are my weapons! I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons."

[@SamSoundly]

“Why would I sexually harass someone who turns me on?” - Pierce

[@bian2208]

umm.. no

[@andrewitzla]

HEAT Youth Ministries maybe because it’s not the exact quote?

[@purplerainzz]

* Shirley says something in her ‘sweet’ voice* Her husband: “Don’t use your sexy voice on me” * Everyone else being disgusted *

[@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr]

"Guys, um, why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations, they're not supposed to take-" "your breath away?"

[@ChipJohnson]

F. F-.

[@joeking88]

I feel like Chevy Chase just wandered onto the set one day and they just shot the show around him and he had no actual script as he thought it was real life.

[@BananaManPL]

Just like Creed from The Office.

[@TheSpokenBanana]

"Hey Chevy, don't get on our show." "...Screw you, I'm getting on the show!"

[@bradregan4709]

thats how good he is! best one for sure

[@WardNightstone]

makes sense

[@akertheinternetwanderer467]

Ooh and he left the show because he felt like people were disrespectful towards him now it makes sense.

[@Jijijijijij5]

Frankie's "you're so dumb" rant to the Dean in season 6 is still one of my favorite parts of the show.

[@Vojife]

I'd also add the Pierce: "It gives me sonic hearing." Abed: "All hearing is sonic." Pierce: "What?" bit.

[@Rumblecore]

"What? Do I have 3D Vision now?"

[@williambeck8966]

The Dean will forever be one of the best parts of this show.

[@Chris-hp9be]

"Even his shadows"!!

[@danielponder690]

Go heels! A UNC grad, so is Ken Jeong who later went to Duke for medical school

[@aiba6540]

Season 3 onwards was when I realized he gave the show so much value. Such a great character.

[@RomanZolanski123]

Robertson Thirdly yep, when I started the show I was in 9th grade and thought he was so unfunny, annoying and forced. Nowadays at 21 I just love him. He’s Greendales soul.

[@danielguevara6921]

I guess I am the only one that didn’t like him that much.

[@rumplestiltskins7590]

2:35 Jeff’s “okay” sounds so tired no wonder he always wants more alone time with all that the rest of them get into.

[@SirZapdos]

I remember when this show was about a community college.

[@sheilakemunto5728]

Me 2

[@incog0956]

I find it funny how some people think that's just your opinion and not an actual line from the show

[@TheLADYinORANGE]

Quoted Abed

[@doepekdmdkk]

@@incog0956 it's actually quoted

[@kissit012]

@@doepekdmdkk it literally isn’t. Do know what quotes are?

[@ReubenManuel]

Haven't seen anyone mention when Annie breaks Abed's disc. Troy: Whyy? Annie: I stepped on it Troy: WHY? Annie: I was dusting the TV Troy: WHHYY?

[@ReubenManuel]

or when they start a secret vote to keep Jack Black in the group, so they cover their eyes; Annie: We won't know the results Pierce: Well say your vote outloud Shirley: We'll know eachother's voices Pierce: Troy's got a point

[@arirhamdar394]

Reuben Manuel yes that voting scene kills me everytime lmao, i never see those lines in community compilations tho

[@gleo1016]

*christian bale batman voice* Annie: This scene was a challenge for everyone involved

[@Sina-dv1eg]

"That's like blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies" -Britta Perry

[@billybarron1]

That many quotes and you missed the best one: "Fact: In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun"

[@Caffrey987]

I vote best episode.

[@azeezbashir1734]

I don’t get it

[@Havealook-qf7xe]

Professor professorson. It’s one of the best episodes

[@Revealingstorm.]

@@azeezbashir1734 because the person with the fake gun usually gets shot because people think it's real

[@azeezbashir1734]

Wow really that was it. What if there is no real gun

[@lukemartindale3567]

One of my favorites Jeff: Pierce will say something more racist within one minute Troy: You're not my mom, Shirley Pierce: She's not? Jeff: 29 seconds

[@mia-ci2ur]

so glad someone said this i love this one

[@jonniboye6399]

Jeff: "Are you staying for the party?" Abed as Batman: "If I stay, there can be no party."

[@BrianCole]

May favourite “the word he’s looking for is sass. He better pray he don’t find it”

[@foxygrin]

I'm pretty sure it's 'urban' not 'sass'

[@BrianCole]

Went back to check and it’s “sassy”

[@vitornunes1515]

In what context was that again?

[@BrianCole]

@@vitornunes1515 documentary episode. Dean wanted Shirley to be more sassy

[@oscarcowper3362]

"He never wears a shirt; he never wears shoes. Why hasn't he died from lack of service?

[@mide8845]

”

[@Bree_999]

Community is one of those shows where even if you have seen it, some of the scenes and lines will always be out of context

[@carriondeath21]

Pierce in hospital: Britta: knock knock Pierce: is that you death? Britta: no, it's Britta Pierce: oh ☹️

[@StefveoX]

Hahahahaha I forgot about that

[@ambernichelle9368]

this needed “POP POP!” and “This better not awaken anything in me...”

[@mattnorris7124]

Specifically Magnitude's "dying" pop pop after the paintball explosion

[@chloebissada3096]

@@mattnorris7124 POP WHAT MAGNITUDE? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY?!?

[@Hayanomie]

4:52 spot on Rene Zellweger impression.

[@spiralSZN]

I was dying to hear "Troy and Abed in the morning!"

[@ItIsOnlyJonathan]

Nights

[@thisguy6214]

nightssssssssss

[@sallyjrwjrw6766]

Troy and Abed are in mourning

[@ItIsOnlyJonathan]

@@sallyjrwjrw6766 shooting lava

[@angelinaxtriana]

that could be its own video

[@pigozz]

Dean: Because of the environmental weeek we are changing the name to envirodale. Starburns: But we are already called greendale.Dean: Ok we need to print new posters..Secretary: But we already printed 5000 of these. Dean: Well then print 5000 more, im trying to save the planet here! - genius

[@123duker]

Between the exchange where Prof Duncan asks Jeff "whats wrong with your degree, i thought you got it from Columbia", to which Jeff responds "but now i need to get it in America" & that Dean quote about saving the planet ---- the pilot was so strong, i knew i found a strong show i would love.

[@tejassivan1799]

This video made me watch the show and now it's my all-time favourite. Thank you.

[@theeunknown2620]

The greatest quote is from Chang Annie: You can't do that. Chang:(shouting) HAVE YOU MET ME?

[@mistertrackk]

His greatest quote was the ha gay one amigo

[@davidm1586]

Wasn’t that Troy?

[@bar1825]

@@mistertrackk that made me snarf yo!

[@karenwantstoanimate7242]

morgan lily - no, it was Chang

[@zac2636]

ahh what about: "Is it ok if we do accents, sugar?" "Troy, Georgia the country not the state"

[@foszter]

"That's right, former member of the Soviet Union, capital is Tbilisi, and we kindly ask you to mind ya p's and q's"

[@loganc1962]

1:44 me when the... me when... when the...

[@superslowmojoe401]

I can’t take it anymore

[@neeks3713]

im seriously at my limit right now

[@Sheriff_K]

The "that's gay, no that's gay, that's racist" joke was great too..

[@619Gotenks]

Sheriff K that's one of the best written pieces of dialogue ever on television. Second only to Britta and Jeff, "What do I know, I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad!"

[@BronwynAlexandriaa]

Sheriff K yes!!!!! Honestly one of my favorites lol

[@richardrobbin2731]

Shirley's "you People.." at Britta is pretty funny. But only in complete context.

[@200mccsa]

"You're a football player Troy, it's in your blood!" "That's racist." "In your soul!" "THAT's racist." "In your eyes?" "That's gay." "That's homophobic." "That's black." "That's racist!" "Damn..."

[@riffhammeron]

My absolute favorite

[@anthonylongobardo2623]

the cut back to changs face after the hatred of renee zelwegger line is too perfect

[@dominikal.6504]

it is so accurate

[@BronwynAlexandriaa]

Anthony Longobardo I literally CRIED OMG

[@loitlois]

God yess 😂

[@ReubenManuel]

Yeah the resemblance is uncanny lmao

[@zachb1344]

I know this was in season six but my favorite quote is: “Now this is a man who knows how to marry his own cousin”! Just the way he says it gets me every time.

[@nirmalsuki]

The show was, and remains to this day, a work of pure genius.

[@LaraBartel]

It was truly streets ahead

[@filosuu]

Dan Harmon Is streets ahead

[@tootruetrivia5715]

“Oh I am the Dean, and my desk is so clean. At this moment, I am staaaapling” 🎶

[@samylemzaoui2298]

the most underrated moment in the whole show like when i first saw it i had to rewind it like 6 times because of how perfect it was

[@dylanadavis6522]

I sing this all the time. Every time I see a stapler.

[@dylanadavis6522]

@Русская Лунел season 3 episode 18 is what Google said.

[@TheLADYinORANGE]

For some reason I remembered like an episode in season 5 (I think), where Dean's dressed as a peanut bar... "BARACK OBAMA IS SCAAAARED OF MEE!"

[@dylanadavis6522]

@@TheLADYinORANGE haha that's one of my favourites. Gets me every time.

[@nirmoreno192]

"What exactly happend in the class earlier?" "You pulled 40 minutes of Theory of Anesthesia out of your butt." "Yes, yes I did."

[@malhecha]

"GAY MAAARRIAGEEEE"

[@boznsjbruhstudios6383]

Ha gayyyyyyyy

[@fretzil]

I finally know what thats from

[@margotharris3670]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Caffrey987]

shirley is messed up lol

[@Nicknamefivenumbers]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@TheQueenofScream4]

“Don’t eat the crab dip!” “Oh my gosh Joshua’s a racist” “You chloroformed the janitor!”

[@crisdd0302]

Stop yelling at me! You're the one who's yelling!

[@reverzive4166]

My whole brain is crying

[@jcolinmizia9161]

It’s going to be a maze.

[@zachsutton9866]

I can explain!...... let me explain..

[@mattnorris7124]

Don't eat the crab dip is not complete without the 'YE-YAEEEEHH"

[@uwaiskhan4343]

One of my all-time favourite lines: "He has Asperger's" "ASSBURGER" *Troy and Pearce laugh* "It's a serious condition!" "If it's so serious, why didn't they call it meningitis!"

[@ethereallens]

Troy and Abed in the moooorning

[@greghamel2632]

nightsssss

[@Cecehandle]

Aww man...I was gonna say it😩☹️

[@corean3polar]

With just an o or with ou?

[@VoenDomar]

Troy and Abed are in mouuurning...

[@PepalaPow23]

@@VoenDomar wait you were saying mourning with a u?