Comparison: Illnesses Ranked By Life Expectancy

[@WatchDataVerified]

Apologies for an editing error! "Column 18" is meant to read "Brain Eating Amoeba"

[@fionaroberts7658]

It’s okay, now we know. :)

[@thepresidentofvirus6380]

NEW CORONA TIME LEFT 10 DAYS TO LIVE.

[@thepresidentofvirus6380]

2021 WILL BE RULLED BY COVID.

[@waterman4633]

Ph i thought it was just some kind of scp disease.....

[@markalex2433]

10 likes and 4 replies? Impossible btw happy new year

[@sadoats3356]

*_When the doctor says i have 2 minutes to live but then i get the "life" disease_*

[@fridayyy.2102]

man that would be a relief

[@fridayyy.2102]

not

[@FreddyImran32]

Lol

[@samakaasquareplanet9694]

You already had it

[@samakaasquareplanet9694]

wait i noticed if you say that then it means you were L I F E L E S S

[@knifeprty2000]

My favorite illness, “Life”.

[@honeydew05]

Same bro

[@YoungMatson]

Life is shiet bro

[@ferdy206]

Ur name pronounced everything lmao

[@mainhandle101]

hahahahahahah

[@Stinkyshark2001]

Thats deep bro

[@Guybuy14]

When I see that life is a disease: *panik* My doctor said I have no diseases: *kalm* I have no life: *panik*

[@Arya-zi8no]

underrated

[@B0rgerX_]

finally, an original comment!

[@epicohuman2047]

hol up

[@user-nq6ln1wv8b]

LOL

[@A____B]

@@epicohuman2047 wait a minute

[@SinSnxpes]

Me: *gets obesity at age 70 to live till 135 years old*

[@HerMoisture]

Yeah, this is big brain time.

[@kejo2530]

1000 iq

[@kyonata9149]

LMAOO

[@samakaasquareplanet9694]

You be like making this meme: *It's big brain time*

[@legendori0974]

Lmao

[@tyhooper3602]

Doctor: What's wrong, what brings you into my office today Me: I got tested positive for life

[@ninadepeuter1393]

brain.exe stopped working.

[@user-no7vm8of3s]

*"you.... w h a t"*

[@eisthebestletter7836]

*Wut*

[@samakaasquareplanet9694]

Me sitting right here watching: Hol' up elese how were you alive

[@nyveoo463]

i agree, Life is an Illness

[@pablo450e]

Lol

[@Fullecci]

Bruh

[@wisteria115]

oh "bleep"

[@jest2828]

Nooooooooooooooooooo

[@ooof6897]

Yes master hampter

[@pablo450e]

2:51 Wow, I didn't know that life is an illness

[@SilverEtherii]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@bruh.3177]

r/therewasafailedattempt

[@thegamerj117]

r/joemamahasdied

[@rifatafrin77]

r/eughhbraindamage

[@toes5971]

r/pufferfisheatsacarrot

[@mauronunezcarrillo6866]

For a second, I thought “sepsis” said “stepsister” 😂

[@rdiclst6908]

I was gonna comment that 😂

[@Marinesman]

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@whisksksk]

@@Marinesman*AMEN*

[@martyoof]

@@Marinesman Obama

[@thereisamonkeamongus3758]

When I’m 73.2 years old I will get the disease “life” and then I have 73.2 years more to live ;)

[@albertfernando8032]

"24 Hours Online Schooling With Extra Hard Homework" Time Left: 2 Hours to Live

[@grantelsing]

That Life disease is pretty bad...I hope no one gets it🤣🤣

[@pablo450e]

XD

[@bruh.3177]

𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁

[@Avery.85]

I have it

[@Avery.85]

@@bruh.3177 yeah

[@MJGTMKME123_Official]

I have life

[@mrrainbrow423]

Damn, cops are really busy doing all those cardiac arrests.

[@nonamesaretaken5616]

dad jokes

[@spoooopypoooooooooopy970]

@@nonamesaretaken5616 philza is that u

[@mizukittyakinyama]

the cardiac cops

[@alexdrahomaretskyi2792]

Who is Cardiac, and why is he under arrest?

[@samakaasquareplanet9694]

Bruh

[@guy.like.me1]

I know him, i saw him at jail with his buddies

[@boscoyuen8970]

Lol

[@mizukittyakinyama]

no, that's not the case. the cardiac cops are going around arresting people

[@2killnspray9]

Covid19 : 23 days in 0.3-0.5% of cases : all live in 99.5-99.7% of cases.

[@juels508]

yup

[@petarramovpetar7509]

Ikr

[@davidcrueger-cain6869]

Dang I never realized life was an illness

[@eisthebestletter7836]

Bro same

[@jejemon773]

There is a man in my country that he was trying to save his son on a burning house when his leg got stuck by a falling closet making him harder to escape and the fire burned his left leg. and some years later he got the flesh eating virus and somehow 12 hours til death. i hope he survives

[@thesidecharacterr]

Me too i seen this comment 7 hours ago aka your comment

[@dizzy_jump]

did he make it

[@jejemon773]

@@dizzy_jump yes he is currently alive today

[@RoxNoAnne]

I had COVID but my symptoms died down quickly so I might live a full life My dad on the other hand, I'm just holding out hope for him Edit : Dad still living, forgot to give an update in January

[@Tahazif_TheCool22]

Congratulations

[@Tahazif_TheCool22]

I also hope for your dad

[@B58-Minecraft]

That's not good

[@owen3drblx661]

How is it like?

[@joonapuurunen5602]

Is he fine now?

[@dinofeek6321]

I knew that life is itself an illness that's why it have so much difficulties and suffering 😢

[@prasadguy]

Yeah

[@Official_Neneko]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@chloelovesroblox2758]

life is an illness? i feel like somebody who said that is deppressed

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

Same

[@flexpg3d745]

Uhm..my dad has cirrhosis and he lived like 10-15years? Can u explain? Also please pray for my dad he has stage 3 or 4:(

[@kathleencostello4821]

If untreated that is how long you have left to live

[@IcyBune]

??, Good,it is so good,nothing wrong, if your dad treated well the percentage of life is high,yiu must be thankful

[@hyojukim0924]

1:10 I used to have Pneumonia and fortunately survived, it was really hard to control your cough, fever, and runny nose. I even skipped school even though I didn't want to for like 4-5 weeks. If you ask, then maybe I am a Pneumonia survivor. Guys, change your clothes after running, jumping, dancing, or whatever you do that will make you SWEAT. And if you ask again, I was in elementary grade 2... Keep safe guys and Happy new year(IM GOING TO SCREAM AHHHHHHHH)!!!!

[@fushito98]

Happy new Year and happy to hear you survive bro a good luck for you

[@kingmazlo6847]

i’m really happy for you,i hope you’re good now

[@LIN-ek5dw]

My dad's grandma used to have pneumonia like every year, she was in hospital few weeks and always came back very healthy. And she was 93 years old. She died of stroke in May.

[@YBHector17k]

It doesn't get better the pain just last longer -Lildic

[@Tulip_OIsen]

I had Pneumonia when I was in 2nd grade. I was hospitalized for 2 weeks but I'm fine now

[@thepea2066]

Yeah I have a disease called Life, it doesn't hurt but I can feel it destroying me

[@Mr-.Facts.]

My 96 years old great grandma had Covid and she survived!

[@dxntgetdrxpped8232]

I read this comment and said not true... Then I read your name

[@Mr-.Facts.]

@@TheDel4873 Indeed ( :

[@Mr-.Facts.]

@@TheDel4873 Wow

[@Pablo450a]

Wow, that's amazing!

[@SRCB0]

i salute your great grandma

[@cheesegaming3126]

Pneumonia: 30 days My friend who has beat it and won all 5 rematches against it: Are you sure about that?

[@goofball_gutz]

I almost got pneumonia and I was 5. Now I’m 8. Isn’t that scary? :(

[@ivosklenarik26]

Those 30 days are estimate when left untreated

[@jonithantony7603]

My age:100 My disease: life Life: 73.2 yrs My age: 100 yrs = 100+73.2 =173.2 yrs So I can live 173.2 yrs

[@ludq9130]

Lol

[@v4mpyress]

that’s actually more than a women

[@yogurt7918]

Time to end that last illness

[@seriousburrito1529]

These are just estimates on you getting the disease and getting no medical attention

[@ag-dn1vl]

i tested positive for covid and lived longer than 23 days before naturally recovering after a month.

[@ajaxpinecone.2993]

It's just an average

[@ag-dn1vl]

@@ajaxpinecone.2993 yeah, but still. plus my immune system isn’t that good

[@Daggoe9]

I had also i got recovered after two weeks

[@Daggoe9]

Cuz ma immune system is so damn big

[@Daggoe9]

And i treated like a cold

[@citronvannalemon]

I have lost all hope for humans after seeing 90% of the comments saying Life is a disease when it's just for comparison.

[@eisthebestletter7836]

It’s just a joke don’t take it too seriously

[@ludwigvonkoopa4480]

I have lost all hope for humans after seeing 90% of people not knowing the difference between being serious and joking when it's pretty obvious.

[@mrmr-lq2ue]

I read Sepsis as Stepsis and I was hella confused.

[@magmaplayz3745]

Life's an illness apperently. Like!

[@ananyabiswas01]

Oh well , yes

[@DarkKN8ekaPOWERSHOT]

Hmm

[@Berzerker79Z]

Of course

[@ToastyStuff]

I dunno how I survived dengue when my parents didn't know I had dengue for 5 days straight. I had like two more days to live.

[@jeffatronna9032]

Bro while i was watching this i felt like i had every single one of these illnesses

[@Mariilynn_]

We all have the same sicknesses called "life" :) and it's an eternal sickness for everyone.. Till it ends you

[@popeelandmadness6898]

Edgy

[@Папа-п4о]

Are you depressed or smth?

[@vladschiopu2885]

Fun fact: covid 19 is the 19th virus from this list

[@vladschiopu2885]

@Talitha Presents Yeah

[@darthvaderunderwears9556]

Dang I didn’t know my life was an illness that hurts

[@exostatics]

I'm afraid of the illness life, how do I avoid it?

[@mothxcat9700]

Become the camera man

[@xoan7278]

@@mothxcat9700 actually it's the opposite becuase they never get rid of it

[@quakezero8968]

There’s no way to avoid it, but there is a cure that works instantly. It’s called suicide.

[@coconutshake6312]

Life is not an illness, it's a test.

[@biohazard2304]

Life's a pay to win free to play game

[@coconutshake6312]

@@biohazard2304 I guess that makes sense

[@jerimoon36]

@@biohazard2304 can you sell me some life hacks so its easier?

[@yvonbasuel9440]

Ah yes, the best illness... *L i f e .*

[@samakaasquareplanet9694]

Without it your basically lifeless and *D E A D*

[@petarramovpetar7509]

@@samakaasquareplanet9694 so i guess we are always ill

[@samakaasquareplanet9694]

@@petarramovpetar7509 ah, yes

[@mizukittyakinyama]

i prefer column 18

[@pablo450e]

Really great video! =)

[@petegaming8987]

I hope all people will not suffer any kinds of disease.

[@user-rv7xx3ut2g]

Im suffering Life

[@petegaming8987]

@@user-rv7xx3ut2g 😐

[@mizukittyakinyama]

well it doesn't come true

[@marsmartis2697]

My grandpa had 2 strokes and lived for like 10 years after the first one. He's still alive though not too well

[@templaryname8803]

1:23 you mean insomnia right

[@mallow.m4rsh]

Nah insomnia is just a disorder or occurs when you lack nutrients or not eating well almost everyone has it especially in teens

[@bonsaiibeats9801]

It is completely different

[@stefanpejak9131]

Make the comparrission of probability of final bosses in 2020.

[@ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512]

i survived pneumonia at just 2 years old!. im 58 now.

[@Dutchlq]

I had it a year ago for about 17 days! I was sooooo close

[@randomdudestudios7637]

I had it when I was around 3

[@ajaxpinecone.2993]

Why would a 58 year old name themselves sweet but psycho?

[@bingkoirekt5057]

@@ajaxpinecone.2993 ikr

[@ajaxpinecone.2993]

I want a valid answer from the one who made the comment not a random default account named "Jezreel Sanchez"

[@marqs2563]

Me: what do I have doctor Doc: I diaginose you with *life* Me: OH NO

[@oscarburton-mudd7734]

At 0:17 I thought it said step sis

[@AlbretEinstong]

I guess she couldn't get out of the washing machine

[@a51chronos79]

2:11 Doctor: you have 7 years to live Stephen Hawking : hold my beer

[@swaaaft]

its stephen hawking

[@barerninja9702]

Ah yes. My favorite illness *L I F E*

[@charlesdingus9662]

Yep

[@mizukittyakinyama]

i prefer column 18

[@roselite4661]

Influenza: 7 Days left to live Me: Who last year had Influenza for a week and two days Also me: WELP

[@slurdrip]

Column 18: who are you Covid-19: I’m you, but stronger

[@kido3832]

:O

[@jiggypuffy]

omg life is an illness! so basically we’re ill forever until death … stay safe

[@4everde4d]

I got COVID-19 3 months ago and I’m still living

[@zeldrisgremory2582]

Hope you live longer❤

[@4everde4d]

@@zeldrisgremory2582 thx btw i recovered from it a long time ago

[@zeldrisgremory2582]

@@4everde4d oh that's good

[@Kozzi1e]

Happy new year everyone

[@alisonbarnes8704]

To you too!

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

@@alisonbarnes8704 woah 45 seconds ago

[@Kozzi1e]

@@alisonbarnes8704 awww thank you my man or girl idk

[@tarzan4318]

But it is December 31th

[@tarzan4318]

I'm in December 31th 2:23 AM

[@doodleanimations3458]

What if someone had all these illness's and just came up and coughed on you

[@-lgg-6609]

*dead*

[@Orangish_1]

🔪💦

[@alexrynes1518]

Covid-19: 23 days to live *Wait that’s illegal*

[@narutouzumaki4053]

Happy new year

[@awab1605]

Thanks:)

[@kartikgupta8625]

Same to you:)

[@kartikgupta8625]

:)

[@LIN-ek5dw]

Thanks and you too

[@narutouzumaki4053]

Thanks for the comment

[@box4899]

My grandma has had about 3 or four strokes, but I’m glad to say that she is still alive. Although, I’m drastically worrying about her health and I’m assuming that she does not have all that much time

[@LIN-ek5dw]

Ohhh my dads grandma had one and died :/

[@lagboat]

@@LIN-ek5dw You mean Great Grandma?

[@LIN-ek5dw]

@@lagboat yea

[@lagboat]

@@LIN-ek5dw Sorry for your loss :(

[@kwitseo]

So the challenge is to avoid all these diseases until life ends you. Good luck everyone.

[@demonicchild.9760]

Time to avoid life

[@highluxpotato810]

Just say no. The disease can’t legally enter your body without your consent.

[@Nothing_...]

@@highluxpotato810 lol true 😂

[@cactus2]

@@highluxpotato810 lol

[@fowl878]

My mom has covid 19 right now. Its not her first time she survived it. It took 3 months for her to be ok. Will she be okay this time?

[@cynthiaandersen3691]

Yes she will... No matter what, I believe in your mom

[@lpsgalactickitty985]

I'm sure she will! If she already survived it once, then she will survive it this time too! Don't worry

[@cynthiaandersen3691]

When people survive a sickness, they get slightly immune to it.

[@prakhargupta4879]

Pray and hope for the best she will definitely survive

[@alastorsrealwife-z6w]

my grandma has a stroke (AVC) it has passed one year and she still hasn't died.. but im scared

[@originalyoutubenamethatsag6321]

my mother had a stroke 7 years ago tho rare people can live a normal life after a stroke

[@lobotomilla]

my uncle has had cirrhosis for the past 6 years and he's still very much alive

[@aleksa0657]

my grandpa (1942 - still alive thank God) survived malaria as a 5 year old...

[@cherripopfizzy7937]

That's great!

[@owen3drblx661]

Cool, he's strong

[@kernel378]

You are lucky! Imagine, if he died, you wouldn’t exist

[@enkhboldnymdorj2790]

Of course. Life is some kind of disease

[@nickhardy9031]

0:06 when you type sepsis instead of stepsis and get better results

[@mar_nvc]

Props to this guy who got all the illnesses and came back with the info

[@mariomoric2270]

This guy called my whole life illness.

[@Saaniboi]

BRO WHAT IF THERES A CURE FOR LIFE AND WE COULD LIVE FOREVER

[@charlesomane3759]

Overpopulation

[@cevesik9208]

that’s not possible on this earth

[@user-wx5sx5xt7e]

@@cevesik9208 it’s very possible

[@joehan7205]

The cure is Called death

[@rocitizen]

so basically im dead because i went for more than 2 weeks with influenza?

[@Coopdog0108]

Yep

[@DarkKN8ekaPOWERSHOT]

Rip bro... U took among us with u.... Rip among us

[@rocitizen]

@@DarkKN8ekaPOWERSHOT XDDD HOW MANY KZbin NOTIFICATIONS DO I GET. also im making a funny video now

[@rocitizen]

pepsi backwards is like this: pepsi isded

[@rocitizen]

so basically pepsi was destroyed by cola

[@Ria-ee4dq]

My grandma lived till she was 101

[@rafardhanhmm9992]

My grand grandma died in 90 years

[@RibbyWibby]

@@vali-cholugro8130 there's nothing funny about being death

[@vali-cholugro8130]

@@RibbyWibby yes i see....

[@stellaandlanihutcheon3916]

My great grandma live until 93.she lived longer than her mum,dad,sisters,brother and husband.

[@rtixboi]

my great grandmother lived until 99

[@SaraWillowOnpaws-of2zw]

I once had pneumonia for 31 days I'm still standing!!!!

[@bulls8685]

I got sick by COVID-19 like 2 months ago and i still alive watching your videos...

[@fifi9159]

Yarr you probably got healed

[@Haruki-P]

My aunt had Pneumonia and she survived :D

[@jxsnn14]

I am so happy for you.

[@anmordi285]

WOO! NOICE thats some good news for a day not like the news in the TV

[@kayla6525]

Im happy that she survived, in my country pneumonia is so common that nearly 50% of people I met have had it

[@mandms2086]

I had it too I was in the hospital for a week (I was like 8 years old I am 12 now)

[@Haruki-P]

@@mandms2086 Oh wow I’m glad your ok

[@goodquestion5974]

2:56 So ur saying that life is a sickness?

[@mcfiz3325]

lol

[@Avery.85]

Um.......yes

[@flyingdoggo9887]

Life is a serious illness with a 100% death rate. I was diagnosed when I was just born :(

[@Avery.85]

@@flyingdoggo9887 me to

[@flyingdoggo9887]

@@Avery.85 😔

[@patriot_second_channel]

“Life is scarier then death.” -01A51CD0

[@mindofjersey9950]

Question, is this if it goes untreated or not?

[@madhumitabhattacharjee926]

Surely Untreated

[@lpsgalactickitty985]

Yes

[@eisthebestletter7836]

Yes

[@Abandondeded]

Plot twist: *people survived alot of these*

[@Redpyramidthingy]

@VeuIla and HIV

[@ntb1132]

Thats more like a fun fact rather than a plot twist

[@epicgamingcommunistcheems4267]

Ah yes the illness "Life".

[@lmao9526]

Hello comrade

[@epicgamingcommunistcheems4267]

Privyet comrade

[@epicgamingcommunistcheems4267]

@William Ang *Drinks milk*

[@browneyedmothers]

"Influenza can lead you to asthma" Me who was already asthma: 👁👄👁

[@coconutshake6312]

We will have double athma

[@TheLocalBomber1]

When I saw sepsis I thought it said "stepsis".

[@ondrejprelec527]

Jesus christ

[@AuzzieRoblox]

0:01 Caradiac Arrest is how Michael Jackson the King Of Pop was one of the reasons he passed away. MJ we miss you to this day.

[@ancsuther]

And overdosing

[@AuzzieRoblox]

@@ancsuther yeah I would say that but I didn’t see that in the video

[@latiendadepaikawaii]

Also with Pete Burns.

[@Borpha_02]

Rabies is 2 days and tetanus is 3! Im proud i got to the hospiral quickly Edit: it happend when i was 4 or 5 yrs old tetanus patt was like 7

[@jaffar_sadiq]

Nobody liked

[@LIN-ek5dw]

Good that you're okay. I've got a tetanus vaccination when i was younger

[@utubeiskaren7796]

WHY IS IT BACKWARDS!?

[@pretendimnothere6087]

the longer, the longer the person suffers

[@adrianvalencia8471]

My whole family had covid they said it was like hell and I did too but it didn't really feel like nothing

[@PinkStarlight1655]

Stay home Stay safe ❤️

[@bedlover9273]

Lol same I got recovered from covid last weak and it is not that scary for me just normal cold I hope you and your family get recovered soon :)

[@adrianvalencia8471]

@@bedlover9273 This was like five months ago we recovered

[@N0N.o]

I am sure that your family got the harsh symptoms instead of the mild

[@traumavulturee]

Atleast he said life instead of “YOU”

[@heavy1308]

Underrated

[@JoaquinCampana1998]

BURNNNNNN!!!

[@scarletraeplayscrk5408]

Dengue: seven days to live Me: IM STILL STANDING

[@acetap9710]

Thanks for taking risks in your life and getting many different diseases for us. And I am happy u r alive( real happiness))

[@lilacthesmolfox5029]

That last one is gonna bring in allllll the 14 year olds

[@-airymations-8967]

Lmao “life”

[@aloe8694]

Lol they be like “yooo thats deep bro”

[@____-zk1iq]

Life is an illness? I’m really missing out. 2:54

[@joyceafk2226]

For the covid one, I think you can survive longer than that because my doctor said you can ne positive for up to 3 months. And I had covid from Nov 22 - Dec 8

[@07EMGEE]

the survival rate is like 99.3 or something like that lol

[@joyceafk2226]

@@07EMGEE ya

[@Redpyramidthingy]

@@07EMGEE and 2 million death in one year

[@LeoGad876]

This skyrocketed my anxiety

[@zodix]

0:54 the feel that your surname is Zíka T&T

[@shalom4134]

If life is an illness Titock will be full of intelligent people

[@Robin-bf7rc]

I don't get it

[@templaryname8803]

@@Robin-bf7rc they dont have a life they dont have a desease

[@Robin-bf7rc]

@@templaryname8803 oh

[@eljhaybatis9868]

I have leukemia but I'm a survivor now

[@Fahimsy3d]

I'm so happy to hear that

[@eljhaybatis9868]

Uh I'm not. A girl im a boy ;-;

[@eljhaybatis9868]

I got leukemia when I was 2 years old when I'm a baby

[@eljhaybatis9868]

And now I'm done with my leukemia

[@eljhaybatis9868]

In exactly a teen now

[@starlightstudios651]

Doctor:you have 4 minutes to live Me:watch’s this vid and decides to commit obesity

[@ramchh]

I'd commit life

[@No1aonjupiter.]

Cardiac arrest: 4 mins to live Hinata from naruto: I am foud parallel universes ahead of you

[@Da.Liar-Pig]

Britt allcroft is 77 years old and she is still alive along with christopher awrey and robert d.