Conan Brainstorms Possible Product Endorsements | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

In this edition of #ReviewTheReviewers, a fan pitches Conan on a fizzy orange wine called "Cocosé."
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[@flxsemi]

The answer is clear and it has already been stated and debated on: BOLD ball-point pens.

[@marianelasalazarvega782]

Exactly!! Office supplies, great idea.

[@HeroicHaroon]

I've it on my cart since Conan said he uses it, not available in my place though

[@LA-tk4pz]

TRUUUUE

[@John_C_J]

You could make a deal to do a voice for a digital assistant like Google Assistant or Alexa. "Hey Conan, add milk to my shopping list." "Ok. I will ask Sona to add milk to your shopping list."

[@SquareNoggin]

Bingo. That's the one. Maybe a GPS narrator, mocking you for your destinations or whatever.

[@florianadolf2256]

Great. For everybody who likes to bug his/her own appartment. And now the bug is even capable to answer with Conan's voice. Good thinking👍

[@SquareNoggin]

@@florianadolf2256 I am with you that those things are creepy and I wish people weren't so willing to allow some of these obviously technocracy-aiming corporations into their homes so intimately, but people do seem to like it... It's astonishing to me how many people I know have rigged their home up with these digital assistant / smart home set ups. Creepy as all hell IMO. But if they're gonna do it, might as well have fun with it.

[@tasnimtrisha2]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but sona wouldn't do anything though 🤔🤣🤣

[@sanindlbs7446]

@@tasnimtrisha2 Sona would just say "David, add it to your shopping list."

[@GoingToGuides]

I still can't believe you read my review on the air! And now it's on KZbin?! Ahhhhhhh!!! It was so fun reading all these comments with ideas for products that are inferior to MY idea of Cocosé! ;) xoxo, Gossip Gir-er-SHANNON!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I’ve been in the bar business for the last 23 years….a fizzy Coco-śe would sell like hot cakes

[@MojoJoco]

Congrats!!

[@kerstineksmo]

I would buy Cocosé!

[@GoingToGuides]

@@kerstineksmo Cheers!

[@victoryak86]

How bout a “Conjito.”

[@Erick-xu8tv]

How about "Conan's Taaaayto Chips?" It hearkens back to his trip to Ireland, you know, to discover his roots? I would definitely buy those!

[@johanheurlin3594]

The Conan Travel Dictionary with weird and dated expressions, and unexpected local idioms. Help encourage more people to share laughs across cultures/languages. I recently traveled around Portugal w an old 1980s travel dictionary. Had a blast striking up conversations with strangers in Portuguese asking to pay with euro checks, getting connected to the switchboard, sending telegrams, and telling people that I used to work as a car thief etc. A Conan Travel Dictionary would sell like butter in sunshine

[@user-km2ik8qy1n]

Lisbon local here, I'm pretty curious to know how people reacted tbh

[@GokulOnFire]

Clooney is a dirt before Conan. All Clooney has are media & celebrity friends not true fans. Conan has millions of hardcore fans. More than most A Listers have. That said people shouldn't but product coz their celebs plastered their name onto them.

[@lukes9192]

I have never paid the ludicrous premium for somebodies signature guitar but I would consider buying a conan series blues guitar. That and Guinness, the natural idea. Both could probably be made orange somehow. The guitar body could even be hair shaped

[@thisismagacountry1318]

The Epiphone Alex Lifeson guitar will appreciate in value if you're an investor.

[@johnluujl]

So you're still torn between orange Guiness and a $2,000 Fender Strat Conan O'Brian signature model?

[@afiqueamirule5772]

Oohh you're onto something here pal, and I want in.

[@erenjaeger3537]

I would definitely buy a Jordan Schlansky brand of protein shake, with oats and whey of course.

[@GalGreen]

This needs to have a picture of Jordan in a lab coat holding a vial, like he's experimenting...

[@shmo_de]

@@GalGreen... on us 😅

[@biencj]

From Italy

[@blackjedi8805]

And buy any tool he uses to “prepare” his body in various ways

[@Possiblechange]

Yeah, but nobody would have any idea what the protein shake actually does for you…same goes for any product he’d put his name on :)

[@videowebby]

A Conan endorsed “Nut Spoon” you can even make false claims that it reduces peanuts allergens when used

[@AnakinIHateSandSkywalker]

Your last episode on NBC, your message to your fans is something I like to see once in a while. Don't underestimate how much your fans love you Coney.

[@JITCompilation]

Conan underestimates how many products are bought by younger generations completely ironically

[@OriginalGabriel]

I'd ironically drink a Coco-se, and I think the irony of it fits the "Conan brand"

[@GoingToGuides]

thank you for liking my idea!! :)

[@retsamcm]

I know a coke Jose. He doesn't sell wine.

[@el__2handed]

How about Conan cookies? They taste so good that someone will slap them out of your hands.

[@GoingToGuides]

ha ha funny!

[@kaizenkltr]

Goat comment

[@brianmorton9419]

I’m also imagining that Conan is on the box dressed as a Girl Scout. And it’s indistinguishable from a Girl Scout cookie box, other than the fact that Conan is on the box in the place of a 10 year old

[@leora_in_london]

​@@brianmorton9419 yesss I already have the visual in my head 😂

[@TheTarrMan]

Conan, with all honestly I tried to get your hair style and the barber didn't know how. I even gave up and just growed out my hair really long and donated over 16" to Wigs for Kids. If I knew how your hair was done, I'd do it. (Was it a pomade this whole time? I'm using Latrite Yellow Pomade right now just to kinda keep it back in a kinda Elvis Presley type of way.)

[@jaredoconnor2287]

This comment is so pure xoxo gossip girl

[@TheTarrMan]

​@@jaredoconnor2287 I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic

[@stephenmartinez13]

As a personal pomade user, I believe the Conan pomade would work because 1) it would have your fans bring back that hair nostalgia of the past (based on the marketing/product design) and 2) I think it could affirm your pomade will be as good in the event you want that Conan style...or just a regular hairstyle.

[@CharlieHarperRulez]

I'd definitely buy Conan guitar-related products: guitar straps, picks, stickers or guitars themselves! Conan does play guitar and seems to have customized stuff from pictures we see on social media, and I know I'm not the only fan who plays guitar as well and would love that

[@stevienovak8434]

Conacone Ice Cream The logo could be a cartoon drawing of Conan's smiling face in the form of ice cream in a cone. It could appear as soft serve ice cream formed into a shape resembling Conan’s pompadour and orange sprinkles to represent the freckles on his face.

[@nh3028]

You know people are gonna rock the dad style leather jacket. Casual vibe. Put Conan in his natural element. A slight smile. He could even have a drink. Some fellas playing billiards in the background. Ladies eyeing Conan from the bar, but he is just here for a laugh. Sorry, ladies. He's taken.

[@shilohwallaby617]

Just do a candy bar that includes coconut. The Coco-Bar

[@bubblesezblonde]

THIS is a capital idea!

[@shilohwallaby617]

@@bubblesezblonde tell them that so I can make money and touch his hair

[@jenmoff]

When I think of the Conan brand I think of his relationships with people, comedy, travel, history, and music. So finding a company that works in one of those areas was my first thought. Partner with a company who provides assistants for people. You could leverage the bit around your relationship with Sona and her being a terrible assistant. ‘If I had known about company x, maybe I’d actually get a little help! Don’t make the same mistake I did.’

[@kellishere]

Steven Yeun pitched Conan face masks during the South Korea remote and I feel like it’s time to make that happen

[@masterxyr]

oh gosh, I love the expressions of desperation on Dave and Sona's face as Conan publicly but comedically destroys the sunscreen possibility. It'll say 50 but it's 15 muahaha. lol

[@samred]

"Starbucks Coco Spice, get it before it's gone" ... or similary, a pumpkin-y Ben & Jerry's variation

[@thisismagacountry1318]

Conan should recreate the Coppertone commercial with the little girl's bathing suit and the little dog.

[@bubblesezblonde]

lol good one

[@calebmurphy9406]

That username.

[@thisismagacountry1318]

@@calebmurphy9406 I borrowed it from Jussie Smollett.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“Conan’s Guide To Being A Good Boss” I’d buy that shhhh in a heartbeat

[@brettlakey8517]

Id buy it out of sheer morbid curiosity but keep buying it because ive been a fan since 93 lol

[@petecartwright5211]

The Conan Bowl - A wrapped plastic bowl full of Cheetos. (Frito Lay) The O'Brian Olive Oil Company - olive oil expressed by hand by intern squeezers. (DeFallo) CocoWipes - (lots of directions to go here) (J&J) Cococoloptics - Larger cameras for that every-5-year check. Yeah...that one. (TRW) O'Brian's Fizzy - sparkling water infused with brussels sprouts.

[@itsafiqueamirule6959]

Don't forget the product for them ladies - the Magooosshhh

[@blazegl9033]

You could write a book about your learnings from the civil war or something related to that.. Books are a hot commodity any time of the year..and conan being a Harvard graduate and a civil war & history buff..I think it's worth considering..

[@amyr5776]

Tshirts...with Coco logo, the most popular characters from the late night show(ie. Masturbating bear, Crooner Ghost Artie Kendall, pimpbot 5000, etc) and others with quotes from characters like andy's little sister or triumph. There's also a treasure trove from real life characters like Jordan, Pierre Bernard, and even Andy.

[@jasminkhangura3832]

Second time in the last few weeks Conan has referenced Gossip Girl 😂

[@johnavernia1026]

I'm actually curious about that. Did he actually watch the series?

[@justforfun187]

Maybe a stupid question, but where can I get the full podcast with video? It's so much more fun seeing them instead of just hearing.

[@justcallmejudge]

what do you mean. conan is an ambassador for sunscreen in malaysia already!

[@Lancenuts]

A Conan citrus flavored spiked seltzer would ABSOLUTELY kill it right now. #CutMeInOnThatCocoSe

[@RonDiggity_VR]

Sounds like the drink idea is honestly the best way to go. Team coco orange coconut non alcoholic organic sparkling juice. Made from oranges from CA. Like martinellies and sold in a bottle. And boom goes the dynamite

[@imnoyed7266]

Someone already beat me to it but I would suggest a guitar, I’d say get ahold of fender, Gibson, esp or whoever is your favorite and they would be dumb to not work with you on a a signature model, but I doubt they would tell you no, especially since I think fender seems to be your favorite they would definitely put out a green sea foam strat with all of your specs, maybe even spend some time with you to develop a signature pickup

[@paulg8065]

I would 100% order whatever Conan was drinking if I saw him at a bar.

[@obiwankenobi661]

what if its a glass of warm milk?

[@paulg8065]

@@obiwankenobi661 cheers!

[@MsCristina38]

I’d buy Conan’s fizzy wine cooler Cocosé!

[@uncledubpowermetal]

The Official Branded Conan O'Brian Riverdance Slippers lol the "Cocos"

[@HankAaronJoseph19]

I don't drink alcohol but I would buy a Conan drink.

[@bubblesezblonde]

YES good idea..a coconut based energy drink to make one loony.

[@RHTeebs]

Well, to argue Conan at 3:22, I asked my barber for the "Conan." In all fairness, it was for Halloween; but, my hair has been pretty close to Conan's since I got that haircut. It's in between Conan and 11th Doctor.

[@hmak2009]

product pitch but for the podcast team - david using iphone for tiktok, conan using ipad for writing and doodling, matt using desktop to edit the podcast, sona subscribed to appletv+, watching her fav show.

[@silviad9314]

Also, key chains. I really want one that says Team coco. Ideally it would be transparent and with orange letters. Also, T-shirts. I would buy one for sure, something sober that just says Team coco. Also mugs. I mean people want to be part of team coco too. I love you guys.

[@christophkrenkler1697]

Kevin Harts idea in Lyft remote: jeans with touching back pockets. I would do just a big fused one like a reverse fanny pack made out of orange silk!

[@Norvo82]

David really is a joy and a delight :-)

[@GoingToGuides]

yes and they all are!

[@irksam7001]

its 8:30 AM and I need the Coco Zayyyyyy

[@silviad9314]

Headphones! You can endorse them on your podcast. Also, glasses, or something edible to go like a protein bar or some healthy drink. Love your podcast guys! You 3 are awesome. Bises!

[@adaabeja2061]

A Conan O'brien board game! I live board games, and there is a big boardgame community. Plus boardgames can get expensive

[@jissanhuq3792]

I don’t think this would make much money but i think he’d actually enjoy making it and would likely be ridiculous and awesome. Great idea

[@UnicornUniverse333]

I think Conan would be amazing at asmr! I'm surprised I haven't seen him do any yet

[@aydnofastro-action1788]

a line of Vapor E-juices......you can have flavors like Ginger... and Pumkin Spice Latte, and other fiery ones or Irish Whiskey, etc

[@Phillice]

Product idea: a vacuum robot in the shape of Conan’s face, so every time it pops out from under the couch it makes me laugh

[@xGuitarInFlamesx]

All your TV host career you had a very "iconic" mic in front of you. Now you are all into podcasts... Wouldnt it make sense that there is a Conan signature Mic?, all podcasters wanna sound/look like they know what they're doing/saying and what a better way than using the Conan Signature Mic or something like that

[@yasirayala]

ask fula about ‘aperol spritz’… it’s fizzy and orange… maybe a variation on it might work… you’d have to spell it “coco’s a”…

[@TenTenJ]

Conan should do a game app that has a board game version for parties. A product that’s very social.

[@Mr.D34]

Conan, i think that something related to guitar would be a good idea. Us guitar players know that you're a great guitar player but others might think that you're just a celebrity with a guitar in his hands. I think that realistically, guitars straps or picks might be a good starting point.

[@robz7678]

Conan should design some t-shirts and hoodies with his jokes and funny ideas. That’s simple enough that it could work well. People who are fans can enjoy it just as well as other people who won’t connect his brand and him directly. Personally I don’t buy celebrities’ products unless it brings something besides their signature on it, and Conan sense of humor could definitely be that added value, coming from the sheer talent of the guy. The Air Jordan of the comedy world…

[@stevensheets3612]

How about Team Coco Cocoa - you could roll out winter holiday collectables every year. Every pack of hot cocoa comes with a unique insult written on it.

[@RyanDenzerKing]

As someone who once bought a bottle of fluorescent green Boone's Farm, I assure you people do buy alcohol because it's funny.

[@hulahop5655]

I'm pitching an idea: Conan's car window stikers for badly parked cars. A set of stingy sentenses brought directly to any driveass by THE MASTER

[@ProducerBrandon]

I personally always think: “how to I channel this Conan energy for the ladies.” 60% of the time it works every time

[@SquareNoggin]

In all seriousness, he clearly does have a charm that millions of women find endearing and attractive. He acts like he's this creep/leper to the fairer sex, but he clearly isn't. Maybe he's not a sex symbol like Clooney, but I'm positive he is a bigger hit with women than any of the other late night hosts.

[@anandprahlad5434]

Conan's ridiculously-firm hold styling gel.

[@conandoobrien8605]

Conan's book. I would really buy considering the wit and humour which is just un-matchable. Btw im from India and i have seen the Hair gel products are always in demand no matter who wants so Hair gel or serum would be great too.

[@mirandamirae]

a carry-on guitar converted to a travel bag or case with conan stickers from places traveled on CWB. maybe modeled from acoustic rather than electric.

[@RobCabreraCh]

Late for the party, but Conan should make a board game. A comedy board game similar to what Cyanide & Happiness has. Or maybe a Conan Guess Who, with a lot of Conan's characters and famous guests. Jordan could be in it, and the question could be somehing like: is your character a cranky fake italian?

[@felipeiglesias]

Conan could be the face of Aperol! Spritz time with Conan. It's time for ka-ka-roo your aperitvo!

[@markleal16]

Hear me out. What if you could preserve your favorite memories in the most elegant way possible? Etched in glass. There's not a house in America, or the world, that wouldn't be classed up with a bit of Conan etched glass on their wall.

[@garrettalderson6123]

Look... I am telling you that there are for sure folks ready to order an orange orangutan or red head riot or raucous reddish revenge just because it is funny or kewl or because Conan is referenced or said so. WE NEED THIS! DO IT DUDE! Help us out. We love you and just want to have fun / want a laugh.

[@TheRamirezification]

String dance instructional video with training strings included. Boom

[@bix05001]

No one thinks about what Conan drinks? I’d stop getting Sam Adams and Guinness from now.

[@cleverusername9369]

True story, I specifically sought out and bought the same brown leather jacket we very often see Conan wearing in such remotes as Lyft ride with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube, driving instructors with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube, Chinese food delivery, etc, you know the one. I genuinely thought he looks cool as hell in it and wanted to emulate him.

[@ivenstorm]

I dunno.... I could see a long list of Team Coco items. A bottle of Sona Obsession perfume for the ladies, a nice bottle of Max Wineberg for that night in; made with pure glacial water (in seven different variations), maybe Shlanski roast coffee beans. Of course.... now that I'm typing this maybe Max Wineberg isn't the best choice for a wine brand, considering it will probably take the idea of a night in... literally.

[@juliancrun]

Orange juice. Greetings from A Coruña, Galicia, Spain.

[@Kimtomaska]

Super easy- clothing- t shirt and conan jacket. Boom- done.

[@SteveMartinShort]

What about towards your love of music? Maybe work with Ibenez and design a guitar to your exact specs. Or, more simply, a guitar pedal

[@Rygoat]

Honestly a limited run Conan Guitar would be sweet, try to have the signature Quiff as part of the body

[@CapedWonder]

I wish Conan did a movie recommendation thing like he did on TMC with Duck Soup.

[@davelewis8270]

Perhaps things are different in the US because you guys don't drink as much but in the UK I feel like we'd definitely buy drinks for the meme. Especially after a few drinks

[@jkitty542]

My suggestion would be for a Conan book. Maybe even a Conan novel.

[@TBC256]

I would LOVE to see an animator to do a sunscreen commercial featuring Conan character.

[@turnerjazz7872]

Ok seriously, the product for Conan is a job site like monster or indeed. The most well known thing about him was getting fired from the tonight show and then getting the new gig with TBS. Conan saying "sometimes you need a new start" would be perfect for one of those sites.

[@JaxLittles]

I 100% buy funny alcohol. I would totally buy a travel guide book by Conan

[@geoffreythomas1452]

I would totally buy a Conan-endorsed pomade. It doesn't need to be in the style of his hair, just that he knows and loves pomade. Also ... Conan Guinness -- HELLO! Or a Conan O'Brien coins in the sofa Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor.

[@adhishyajnik9771]

Team Coco Coconuts. Conan gallops toward a castle with Andy clapping two coconut halves behind him.

[@mamouilletten1562]

I would definitely buy the Cocosé !

[@GoingToGuides]

Yay I'm glad you like my idea!

[@Lawman212]

You could be a comedic Rick Steves. Your remotes are epic and create a lot of fans. Have Sona produce a competitive analysis of the Rick Steves Empire! You'll get a lot of ideas from that.

[@ShadowGirl-]

Conan, I have the product for you. Cannabis! People love to have a good time and laugh, and THAT is something people want to emulate from you. High quality Conan buds!

[@Anvilcjl]

A line of hair and skin products for redheads, like the many suggestions here for sunscreen. I’d also suggest some brand of organic potatoes :-)

[@TCantwell]

The Conan O's Brien cereal, and the mascot is the flaming C.

[@sbccmichaelkelly]

I occasionally have a drink, but if you make a tasty drink that has a reasonably low amount of calories, I would get some costco cases. You're enjoyable, therefore I would support your cause.

[@2Chenzzzz]

I think a Sona brand for edibles and Gourley brand for tweed apparel would be popular.

[@kitcoffey7194]

The Conan Twinkie. (A specially dyed, special edition Twinkie.) I'll take my house now, thank you. #TheRentIsTooDamnHigh

[@cesarpaj]

I will be your distributor here in Sweden 🇸🇪 👌😂👍 love you Conan

[@TheRyFiNetWork]

1) Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend Action Figure Collection Set. 2) Conan O’Brien Line Of Orange Mops. 3) Conan Chia Pet. 4) Conan O’Brien Orange Pompadour Construction Hard Hats. 5) Conan O’Brien Line Of “Conedoms” With Orange Ends. 6) TV Talk Show.

[@peachesandpoets]

Do a yearly calendar with behind the scenes pictures. Otherwise, I like the hair product idea.

[@paweposrednik5548]

I would buy a custom "Coco" jacket

[@RVArmy-is1fy]

Ben & Jerry's Orange Sorbet

[@LA-tk4pz]

Maybe orange traffic cones? 🤣🤣🤣

[@VeriTasered]

some people want the hold that your hair has, the strength of your popmpadour sells pomade by itself

[@thevirtualtraveler]

I still think that Ben & Jerries owe you an icecream flavor.

[@adachan7589]

Conan! Do an ad for Amazon’s Audible! Or actually, do anything that isn’t too expensive. Your fans will buy it out of support and love for you! Food and drinks are good options. Pizzas. Or fried chicken. Or exercise gear! Whatever. Snacks.

[@deanwinchester7179]

Conan should do an Irish-style lager, or maybe just a Conan-branded Guinness

[@joshuacox9605]

I’d drink a Conan Whiskey/Bourbon