I love how Conan understood that the little girl was uncomfortable with the attention she was receiving, so he turned it around on himself and made her laugh. He is clearly a very respectful and thoughtful person.
@batmanlovesjokerr3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i also noticed that
@kenek6293 жыл бұрын
Literally thinking the exact same thing, Conan is a sweetheart
@MaryElizabeth6113 жыл бұрын
@WarmPotato Lmfao, so true
@melonsoda48403 жыл бұрын
Conan is so thoughtful and kind
@porsche00fan3 жыл бұрын
I don’t agree with that at all, Conan is the master of putting people in awkward uncomfortable position. The girl wasn’t talkative so he had to break the awkward silence (which Conan is so good at) so he directed the attention to him self
@nyak63RUS10 жыл бұрын
"You broke this boy. You broke his brain." Conan- telling it like it is.
@ExtremeMith59 жыл бұрын
Conan likes to fu- fish
@brainchild21979 жыл бұрын
"Look at him, you've turned him into some kind of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."
@JamJam-ym6dk7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Ashraf grandma go home
@0766577 жыл бұрын
She really did break that boi. Look at his fake smile. He's tense all the time, it's so annoying to talk to someone like that.
@andreashort3107 жыл бұрын
passerell Yeah, if I ever had a conversation with him I wouldn't trust him, possibly even analyze everything he'd say and try to decipher his words into what he actually wants to say.
@jenot71645 жыл бұрын
„And when the spoon has left the bowl...I cram the soup into my hole“ xD
@LeslieJayBoschPhoto5 жыл бұрын
has. School of proper English might be for you.
@jenot71645 жыл бұрын
@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Thanks for correcting me! :)
@Defaultuser3295 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@donparker53495 жыл бұрын
@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Teach the school of grammar Nazis, you will.
@stevethea52505 жыл бұрын
@B Plancher I wanted Schlansky to answer the questions at 2:40 😄
@stanleyshady94652 жыл бұрын
I actually give props to that first kid.. He's gonna grow up with manners.. He remembered Conan said he liked to lay around and do nothing so he said that after realizing he was gonna get nothing.. and when it got to 'F', he just said Fish in the most innocent way unlike what most of us were thinking lol
@TheWingus11 ай бұрын
The sheer speed with which he fired back with his answers culminating with him throwing Conan’s own previous answer back at him was so impressive.
@donstaunch78957 ай бұрын
yeah good work lad.
@VOT3BYMAIL5 ай бұрын
Came off the bench like Steve Nash with that assist.
@marsaint3 ай бұрын
Yeah he was great man
@JB-kl4te5 жыл бұрын
Whenever you feel sad, Conan is your medicine
@sneakerlove53135 жыл бұрын
J B this is actually true
@alix76805 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ivam64734 жыл бұрын
TAMBIEN AMIG@S !
@iranjohnproductions31463 жыл бұрын
I just got my wisdom tooth pulled out and this is definitely help distract from the pain!
@friedchicken13 жыл бұрын
Conan is my laughing mechanism
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n6 жыл бұрын
"He just admitted to murder" *"Thank you sir"*
@LindzCan5 жыл бұрын
*I burst out laughing when the kid said that*
@Meat_Eater9995 жыл бұрын
What kind of spoon? Lol
@Plantofautumm5 жыл бұрын
"That's how you confess to a crime, politely." I love Conan.
@ViaMirage4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if that kid murders someone in the future? Headline: "Conan's show predicts murder" 😳😀
@william97able24 жыл бұрын
Conan became Detective Conan for a moment...
@NeoStele10 жыл бұрын
Alright....so I clicked on a Conan video to pass the time...just needed to pass a couple minutes. I've been sitting here for 3 hours, crying from laughing so hard....man this guy is hilarious.
@Ninga080910 жыл бұрын
me too man....wasted my entire day but with NO REGRETS!
@tyleredwards738010 жыл бұрын
I have been doing the same thing all day... its a trap!
@pennydesouza10 жыл бұрын
me too... conan literally makes me cry with laughter, no other chat show host comes close
@thirdmantube10 жыл бұрын
Me too. I have heaps of work due tomorrow and it's 2am. I'm now going to click on Conan Visits Abraham Lincoln Presidential Musuem.
@thefoolmagushermit480510 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean I was supposed to study biology right now but guess what? clueless gamer to
@capowable4 жыл бұрын
“And when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole” Bloody brilliant 😂😂😂
@googelle75553 жыл бұрын
fav part. i laugh cried. lol
@alexandersarah2452 жыл бұрын
It's improv comedic genius at it's best. The look he gives after. I died!
@ElBribri7 ай бұрын
hahaha
@dallenYT8087 ай бұрын
I swear I watched that like 10 times. I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂
@mr.ajayjose6 жыл бұрын
Man I love how spontaneous Conan is. Lady: "2 pump and you let go" Conan: "Just described my wedding night. BINGO!"
@SandiegoRockstar5 жыл бұрын
To be honest she walked right into that.
@SamikGhoshMusicals5 жыл бұрын
Didn't he say 'Two pumps and down'? that makes it even funnier wrt the wedding night joke😂
@Muzikrazy2134 жыл бұрын
That trait is not considered spontaneity. It is called being witty
@tristan78444 жыл бұрын
A J there is no doubg he is the funniest person alive
@robbieclark78284 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Conan’s pretty fast.
@babakpersian5 жыл бұрын
He is not only a good comedian but also a genius for creating those jokes so fast and in right time by improvisation. I'm not american and conan is one of the few Host show that I regularely watch.
@JohnGoetzGaming5 жыл бұрын
I don't enjoy any late night host other than him for this reason. They all have these written out jokes for the monologue and nothing funny to say afterwards. Conan comes up with a gazillion funny things on the fly every interview and sketch
@tylerm73004 жыл бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming conan's iq is roughly 140-160 so a very bright red boi.
@AlamoOriginal4 жыл бұрын
@@tylerm7300 i don't care about your sources but if true it just makes sense
@bilaliqbalbaig35094 жыл бұрын
Most of the skits are pre written so
@cypher2374 жыл бұрын
@@AlamoOriginal "It just works..." 😏
@nefelilazaridi70484 жыл бұрын
It's incredibly intelligent how he asked the boy what kind of spoon is the long thin one and then soon after he asks him again because the boy now knows the answer ,but framing him for murder. That's a well-formulated joke right there.
@FunBoysGaming4 жыл бұрын
That's Conan O'Brien for you.
@sahilkambhampaty18863 жыл бұрын
Harvard level comedy
@kevinc.cucumber36973 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite segments from Conan. Pretty much all his jokes landed.
@brandonmejia72353 жыл бұрын
@@alanchen7593 not a WHOLE day
@extrm1612 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas This is how started .
@AleksandarIvanov693 жыл бұрын
4:40 - right before Conan says "you turned him into a robot", the lady moves to touch the robot's control panel and turn off its hearing , so that it continues to believe it is a real person. Chilling... ... chilling.
@MissJoy163 жыл бұрын
Under-rated comment
@kaylie.sears.5 жыл бұрын
Today was my first time watching a Conan video and that was four hours ago. *I’m still here.*
@abbytownsend77395 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Vayyyy-o5q5 жыл бұрын
Conan is the ring leader, and he has brainwashed all of us
@zf56565 жыл бұрын
I read it as 4 years ago.
@dumadhyeugene44205 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!
@alcapone14175 жыл бұрын
Get a Job !
@madison12079 жыл бұрын
at 3:00 conan turned into jordan schlansky
@GeoAl099 жыл бұрын
+Madison Zelhofer hahaha
@mathewjohnston359 жыл бұрын
+Madison Zelhofer Irrelevant
@Sovichana8 жыл бұрын
Yep lol
@Anonymos1858 жыл бұрын
Nah Jordan has various interests
@patrickcostello41467 жыл бұрын
exactamudioso!
@DulceAmada6 жыл бұрын
@1:56 Like ships that go out to sea I spoon my soup away from me, and when the spoon has left the bowl I cram the soup into my hole.
@richtofenillingroth6415 жыл бұрын
Haha
@viktorkibet11715 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves more likes lol
@swtlikecndy41195 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@bertgoedeme17375 жыл бұрын
Best haiku ever
@primtve_dope95685 жыл бұрын
@@bertgoedeme1737 not a haiku
@jodykusuma80714 жыл бұрын
Conan: F *awkward silent* Adam: Fish That must be save of the decade
@BabylonGateLA4 жыл бұрын
Save of the century!
@no89864 жыл бұрын
@@BabylonGateLA Save of the millenium!
@saiprathek3 жыл бұрын
@dregg I see you're a man of RL culture
@MarkyTeriyakiShorts3 жыл бұрын
@dregg This gave me prostate cancer bro
@nightmoose3 жыл бұрын
lol conan set him up he just had to knock it down
@DanceVersionHD9 жыл бұрын
"close to being charm-free" - how to politely insult someone 101... :p
@MrC4ctu57 жыл бұрын
Southern charm
@0766577 жыл бұрын
DanceVersionHD since when is that an insult
@anotherasian35147 жыл бұрын
passerell exactly it's too polite you can't even tell it is
@radguurl6 жыл бұрын
DanceVersionHD the SHADE, lol.
@thENDweDIE6 жыл бұрын
DanceVersionHD his face though 3:16
@nobodynowhere215 жыл бұрын
2:45 Wrong. In polite conversation, try to avoid asking people questions like "What is your favorite..." and the like. It makes people feel trapped into reporting the very best thing they can remember they like, which can sometimes be embarrassing or uninteresting or otherwise not something they want to say, and often people don't want to or can't just make something up (basically lie) on the spot. Instead, try asking "Mr. O'Brien, tell me about some music you enjoy" or something like "I enjoy listening to classical music while I work out, what's something you enjoy listening to?" It takes a lot of pressure off of the responder to come up with the "best" response and the conversation will flow much more smoothly.
@Pemberjas5 жыл бұрын
this is unexpectedly serious and helpful advice lol.
@fitzhugh74635 жыл бұрын
GeramiL DaviLa some people are absolutely terrible people and have to filter their thoughts, otherwise others will know how awful we are as people
@SharinganMan5 жыл бұрын
@@fitzhugh7463 Yeah dude, we all start as babies, it takes time and practice to even know how to talk to others. It's fine. You're allowed to be bad
@cogYo5 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@edwardblom26615 жыл бұрын
How can you not feel pressure when the person asking listens to classical when they work out 😂
@kseries198111 жыл бұрын
"Just described my wedding night. BINGO!" LOL
@dunmill96325 жыл бұрын
kseries1981 2pumps and down
@armenstaubach92763 жыл бұрын
That’s why I like this guy: humble, doesn’t push his jokes on people who don’t feel comfortable and never insults people, he stays behind the lines
@FriendlyCroock3 жыл бұрын
He never insults people except when he calls them lnsane or "a creep"? What on earth are you talking about? Are you watching the same conan that I'm watching?
@armenstaubach92763 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyCroock good question, do you watch the same Conan? I’m talking about this guy!
@FriendlyCroock3 жыл бұрын
@@armenstaubach9276 Yeah, I'm also talking about this guy. The same guy who called jordan and bleirt every name there is? lol What on earth are you blabbering about?
@amused91793 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyCroock im sure there close tho
@armenstaubach92763 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyCroock lol thats called acting big brain... BTW, Terminator is not real, those machines are in fact actors... Do yourself a favor, dont watch these clips and stay safe, these clips might harm you
@johnnyfelcher81568 жыл бұрын
I like to sit at my house and do nothing.
@allisonhoff58058 жыл бұрын
I literally met a guy whose only interest was sitting in his house doing nothing. I kid you not. Conversation with that guy was like pulling teeth! After discovering his only real interest, however, I just stopped trying. Who wants to talk to a shmuck like that?! Unless he's Conan O'Brien, of course. :)
@johnnyfelcher81568 жыл бұрын
Allison Hoff Oh. I was wondering why you stopped calling me.
@steffenflindt86708 жыл бұрын
It makes sense when u are high.
@JITCompilation8 жыл бұрын
I like to sit in my house and watch Conan.
@SereneSadist8 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with sitting in your house and doing nothing?
@BlackGuyFromTheValveIntro6 жыл бұрын
How is conan always consistently funny and entertaining? He’s like a mad comedic genius.
@JohnGoetzGaming5 жыл бұрын
Yeah unscripted too. A lot of these guys have funny monologues or set up skits but they can't come up with stuff like he does a gazillion times in every sketch and interview
@Khornedevotee4 жыл бұрын
I guess it helps being really, really smart. :)
@extrm1612 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas This is how started 😂,;
@exoticpash88232 жыл бұрын
that's exactly what he is
@MCO183 жыл бұрын
“What is this spoon for?” “That may be-“ “Cocaine.”
@Bitshitter2 жыл бұрын
There is a table spoon, and a tea spoon. The tea spoon has the smaller spoon end, and a longer stem. The table spoon is typically used for the soup, so it has the wider spoon end. Tea was typically served in the olden days unsweetened - in the South, people loved to sweeten their tea, like they sweetened their lemonade. To do this with tea, typically the sugar was added later, and stirred into the tea to blend the sugar. The tea spoon therefore only needed the smaller spoon end for stirring, and the longer stem in case the glass was a taller glass. The tea spoon was typically only used for adding sugar to the tea......
@burr69 Жыл бұрын
@@Bitshitter were they dumb? Didn’t they know they had hands to grab the sugar smh
@LooseCo2 жыл бұрын
The speed at which Conan came up with the second soup rhyme was honestly impressive
@rebilacx5 жыл бұрын
1:36 when he said cocaine someone in the audience yelled "yeah!"
@marianogueras82516 ай бұрын
hahaha true
@asherslain32878 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jordan came from this school.
@thornycrown77758 жыл бұрын
Micheal jordan?
@thornycrown77758 жыл бұрын
Micheal jordan?
@biblestudies92808 жыл бұрын
+mateo reggi he meant Jordan Schlansky
@Cincystone8 жыл бұрын
Micheal Jordan Schlansky?
@leafycatboy27998 жыл бұрын
that might be true if jordan had any manners
@kuyamykel57214 жыл бұрын
“What was your crime?” Omfgggg 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
@satanwithoutskeletonhats78674 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard 😂🤣
@ryaneden118710 ай бұрын
Conan is probably the best unscripted comedian I’ve ever seen.
@LucidDream8 жыл бұрын
xD "Now it is you who is under-dressed. I'll ask you to leave my home. Get out."
@reganwolf44054 жыл бұрын
😆👌🏼
@TheSeeker00810 жыл бұрын
Conan is a genius. "and when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole". love it
@OlgaLevin10 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!
@ZanderShepard9 жыл бұрын
TheSeeker008 I lost it xD
@scoobertmcruppert29155 жыл бұрын
4:35 You broke this boi. You broke his brain. hahaha
@theramo03 жыл бұрын
Conan always makes me laugh in these things but that boy had me when he came back with “I like to lay in my house and do nothing”😂😂
@barbaro2678 жыл бұрын
Why did I avoid watching this? This is my new favorite thing!!
@meheksingh17688 жыл бұрын
barbaro267 omg your a merlin fan 😍😍
@barbaro2678 жыл бұрын
Mehek Singh Always and forever, my friend!
@QRSC-fh2ob6 жыл бұрын
NEVER doubt the KZbin algorithm. All hail the KZbin algorithm!
@charmedprince6 жыл бұрын
barbaro267 me too haha. Am binge watching them now lol
@gierose6 жыл бұрын
barbaro267 SAME haha this is gold!
@sune67085 жыл бұрын
*"You turned him into some type of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."* That took me out...
@shaneclyde86943 жыл бұрын
Where did you go?
@cliffsta873372 жыл бұрын
Bruh. Me too. Omg. I was not expecting a Louis Farrakhan reference.
@tracyevettebarnes8 ай бұрын
I got a headache lol at that part
@stefan1924Ай бұрын
Somehow as a Non-American I find it hilarious when he references famous people that I have never heard about.
@wilsondukeoflizards8 жыл бұрын
Conan is so good at bringing people together. This southern etiquette stuff is the kind of thing my mom loves - I grew up being inundated with it. I've always rejected those values in various ways, but I love how Conan can poke fun without alienating people. His approach to comedy is just so refreshing to me in that way.
@epurpos4 жыл бұрын
“You teach people to be insane, you broke this boy, and you’re laughing, you’re laughing.”
@CATDHD3 жыл бұрын
How about another joke, Conan?
@JRPHILLIPS755 жыл бұрын
"I like to lay in my house and do nothing. " Same boy, same.
@abdelll97374 жыл бұрын
Hahaha boiiii
@stevesharpe33703 жыл бұрын
Guuuuuurl!
@leechrec3 жыл бұрын
We can all relate.
@keepingamericagreatagain922910 жыл бұрын
"I just like to sit in the center of my room and do as little as possible" lol..that one choked me up. Conan is a true comedian
@lurategh10 жыл бұрын
He and I have something in common there
@baab42297 жыл бұрын
Who needs manners if you have comedy/improv skills like Conan?
@Sanctifires5 жыл бұрын
it's not improv though. some of it perhaps, most is scripted.
@popcycles5 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifires "Some" and "Most". My two favorite meaningless words.
@MiniNinja2585 жыл бұрын
David lol
@mightyobserver125 жыл бұрын
Some are adlibs within the script
@kenn7565 жыл бұрын
@@popcycles lol
@JayDagny3 жыл бұрын
The whole bit with the leading questions at 2:39 is just so perfect. I don’t know why I always used to be annoyed by Conan the man is PERFECT at appearing the fool by acting arrogant
@Gildedowlmedia3383 жыл бұрын
Conan pulling out his best Schlansky impression
@Max-nm9pl8 жыл бұрын
Conan should do way more remotes. It is soo funny how he destroys every location he goes .
@theralenkaliber1588 жыл бұрын
Conan is right. They break people there
@mariosanchez73538 жыл бұрын
Theralen Kaliber I thought the same
@MemberBerry-cu9qi8 жыл бұрын
It's pretty disturbing. I see people lying to themselves and to each other. There is no personality in that room until the kids start talking.
@theralenkaliber1588 жыл бұрын
yeah the kids where the most normal people, scary to think they will also become souless people later
@enriquezacur72527 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because being discpilined, well mannered and polite is having no personality or being souless?
@SR-dg5mg6 жыл бұрын
exactly.
@TheFancyRoman8 жыл бұрын
1:58 "And when the spoon has left the bowl. I cram the soup into my hole" Someone call an ambulance, Im dying here!
@aintwegotfun8 жыл бұрын
+TheFancyRoman LOL!
@rosyalmonte42398 жыл бұрын
LMAO! I was rolling on the floor on that one!
@PhilipZilfo8 жыл бұрын
I'm crying hahahahahahahahahah
@omoshiru668 жыл бұрын
The chef I then congratulate, before go to regurgitate xD
@jeffreylebowski95308 жыл бұрын
and when the soup has left the bowl i cram the spoon into my hole ... and then I´ll try to get the bowl into my hole...
@earthisnotflat75575 жыл бұрын
At the end. Conan O'Brien became "Detective Conan".
@Bingo25015 жыл бұрын
Lol, true!
@cypher2374 жыл бұрын
Not the first time... like when he went to Conan, Japan... 😆
@earthisnotflat75574 жыл бұрын
@@cypher237 Was this episode before that episode or after?
@earthisnotflat75574 жыл бұрын
@@cypher237 Detective Conan should've made a movie with Conan O'Brien in it.
@cypher2374 жыл бұрын
@@earthisnotflat7557 here ya go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmrLgaB-r9CWi6M 😁
@ImJakeSrsly9 жыл бұрын
This is in the top five of the funniest Conan remotes.
@lsedanolg6 жыл бұрын
Jake James moments*
@skeletorof_greyskull41646 жыл бұрын
lsedanolg. No you fool, it is remotes!
@jasonchung42366 жыл бұрын
Meexi Remotes in this case refers to segments that are recorded outside of their studio, at a "remote" location.
@sumitshelkee6 жыл бұрын
@Meexi no problemo
@vanamutt435 жыл бұрын
conan is witty and hilarious beyond belief..i've been watching his remotes hundreds of times probably now and i still am absolutely amazed at his talent
@MrHimypeeps11 жыл бұрын
"And when the soup has left the bowl i shove the spoon into my hole" I just lost it and woke everybody in my house up
@Krsnik66611 жыл бұрын
***** RIP in peace
@BobLoblaw1111 жыл бұрын
BOB LOBLAW Great advice. I rip in peace all the time. Especially in elevators.
@elizabethrivas726310 жыл бұрын
BOB LOBLAW Rest In Peace in peace..? lol
@MASBRICKS3 жыл бұрын
watching conan is a never ending process. we want everything, behind the scenes, 10 hour long documentaries etc. just give us
@adelachaudh24168 жыл бұрын
Omg! Conan's rhyme was so much better! Haha
@MrMikeexley9 жыл бұрын
The best part of this bit is that she is really trying to teach him.
@CorvusOfMellori9 жыл бұрын
1:59 "...AND WHEN THE SOUP HAS LEFT THE BOWL, I CRAM THE SOUP INTO MY HOLE!!" OMFG I DIED!! Conan is so clever!!
@drServitis9 жыл бұрын
+CorvusOfMellori I crammed a spoon into my hole once.
@livesh6849 жыл бұрын
+CorvusOfMellori hahahahah this part caught me of gaurd.. i burst in laughter
@kibasproject1949 жыл бұрын
+CorvusOfMellori there was a cut of the scene right before he said that... he's not that spontaneous as you think
@CorvusOfMellori9 жыл бұрын
Kiba's Guitar/ Vocal project I know. It's still a good line and very clever. :-)
@cn82994 жыл бұрын
Shaking hands.. So pre-2020.
@Ratmann84364 жыл бұрын
Take me back.
@OkOk-vx2gg4 жыл бұрын
@jason9022 but the smell
@SankeerthReddy4 жыл бұрын
Namaste! It was even an episode name on Better call Saul.
@FBender4 жыл бұрын
Why? I am still shaking hands and I am not gonna to change that.
@realprisec4 жыл бұрын
The video was posted 7 years you dumbass lmao
@magicalmysteryollie10 жыл бұрын
"And when the spoon has left the bowl I cram the soup into my hole" One of Conan's funniest moments, definitely!
@ulipeterson61127 жыл бұрын
"now its you, who is underdressed. get out." :D
@NealX8 жыл бұрын
I love how he turned it into Clue XD
@TheBrendan7372 жыл бұрын
This guy is a modern day Peter Sellers, I tell you he's on the same level. I honestly wish he would go into acting before it's too late, he would give us some of the best comedic content of this generation. The way he turned the entire judging bit at the end into a murder mystery is elite comedy, yet it is all improvised 😂
@sasha30105 жыл бұрын
Excuse me I'm German and I am astonished that I found Conan just recently! He's insanely hilarious. X'D - "A kid trapped in an adult body." 4sure
@adamfernandez38462 жыл бұрын
Conan ging vor ein paar Jahren nach Deutschland
@ElisandroDeLeon9 жыл бұрын
omg, I lost it when he said "oh i heard that guy likes to f.."
@Thirteenthdi9 жыл бұрын
Elisandro De Leon "Fish." That kid is actually pretty sharp.
@pooiyx9 жыл бұрын
Thirteenthdi "Fishing's creepy."
@zai94079 жыл бұрын
pooiyx Ikr hahahaha
@FlamuriHp9 жыл бұрын
+Elisandro De Leon hahahaha LMAO
@meshabrown84139 жыл бұрын
f you 😢
@boredmonkee2 жыл бұрын
Can we give Adam his props for playing along, very politely, lol
@Leon-zu1wp4 жыл бұрын
"You've turned him into some sort of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan" Underrated joke
@PushTheStart4 жыл бұрын
I checked the comments just to see what ppl said about that line. I died when he said that😂
@MarkArandjus3 жыл бұрын
"...but let's face it, one of you as a murderer." Ahahah, that is so out of left field and fits the moment at the same time!
@VitorCaldeira19808 жыл бұрын
I love conan videos !!!! so hilarious !!! :D
@richamiga6 жыл бұрын
I cant stop watching them.. Conan, i am addicted to you..help..
@draum8103 Жыл бұрын
OMG at 1:55 '...and when the spoon has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole'. This is why Conan is the best.
@zimnizzle3 жыл бұрын
“…but let’s face it, one of you is a murder.” LOL 😂
@anonmous72048 жыл бұрын
Like ships that go out to sea i spoon my soup away from me And when the spoon has left the bowl i cram the soup into my hole.
@danielmaraist76998 жыл бұрын
god I lost it
@IanMaCee8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Maraist Where'd you lose it I will help you find it.
@danielmaraist76998 жыл бұрын
IanMaCee I'm losing it even harder now
@ElBribri6 жыл бұрын
classic poetry
@Jump-2-the-moon6 жыл бұрын
Incredible that he made both lines 8 syllables just on the spot like that.
@TrueBlueRoyal10 жыл бұрын
The look Conan gives to the camera after she told him he was "Charm-free" was priceless. 3:17
@pezelbuda5 жыл бұрын
"You broke this boy" came out with a southern accent xD, Conan is learning
@abdelll97374 жыл бұрын
Are you related to Nando Parada? One of the survivors of the plane crash?
@pezelbuda4 жыл бұрын
@@abdelll9737 u mean from the plane crush in los andes?
@pezelbuda3 жыл бұрын
@@abdelll9737 no I'm not!
@matthewgriffin3486 Жыл бұрын
I always come back to this bit, every joke is a home-run; it's almost hard to believe this is completely off the cuff/improvised. Conan is just incredible
@waterunderthebridge79508 жыл бұрын
The moment he tried so hard not to say that he likes to fuc... Uhm... Fish xD
@holymoses174410 жыл бұрын
I keep hearing 4:32 in a Southern accent. "You broke this boy! You broke his brain!" It's almost like something out of a Tennessee Williams play.
@cynthiag155710 жыл бұрын
I heard it in the voice of my granny, who is part Scottish, about to turn 95 years old, and from Chattanooga, TN, and still plays the bagpipes.
@Alambamabomnshell9 жыл бұрын
Cynthia Gosselin I love your Granny!
@misalvvr5 жыл бұрын
Conan: *I don’t like fishing it’s creepy*
@odradekk3 жыл бұрын
So true
@nightmoose3 жыл бұрын
when you don't keep and eat the fish it IS kind of creepy. "yes...I'm going to haul this wet animal out of the depths by it's mouth and then put it back in again!!! muwahahaha!"
@AleksandarIvanov693 жыл бұрын
That line alone caused the South's modern uprising. "Gol dang, you ain't jokin bout mAh fishin, boeh!"
@gabrielavillalpando1004 жыл бұрын
“ But let’s face it one of you is a murderer” 😂😂😂😂
@1398go6 жыл бұрын
Why have you let go of his arm, you lost interest when you found out he's a horticulturist? 😄
@sahityabk5 жыл бұрын
That girl is gorgeous
@felixpacher985 жыл бұрын
@@sahityabk I'd imagine, most of the guys there have gorgeous girlfriends, with manners like these
@Simplejackfade5 жыл бұрын
Sahitya Dusa ikr?
@cooliostarstache54745 жыл бұрын
@@felixpacher98 r/niceguys
@felixpacher985 жыл бұрын
@@cooliostarstache5474 do I have to get that?
@Thevoidlezz10 жыл бұрын
wait is conan channeling Jordan salanziky
@dribbler9010 жыл бұрын
haha good one!
@gokulauri9 жыл бұрын
Salanziky? You mean Schlansky?
@taraebrahimpour93179 жыл бұрын
who's that?
@shuttze9 жыл бұрын
Tara Ebrahimpour Jordan Shlansky just look it up on youtube...
@MrStensnask7 жыл бұрын
Aah, good ol' Salanziky
@RaphaeLoh018 жыл бұрын
I want that "slide-in" suit!
@turbohotvedt6 жыл бұрын
Same someone please find out what those are called
@Meela2346 жыл бұрын
@@turbohotvedt Ikr? When mom wants you to dress up for the family photo. Slide that sucker on for a few minutes, then off when finished. Lol
@turbohotvedt6 жыл бұрын
@@Meela234 hehe, the way Conan put on the jacket was smooth as f
@bstmeg52376 жыл бұрын
Classy
@LickMyMusketBallsYankee5 жыл бұрын
I've looked for it everywhere, the only thing I could find were those printed on Tuxedo T-Shirts (some look kinda good on Amazon). I'm beginning to think it's a prop made specifically for Conan.
@elissaharbuck21704 жыл бұрын
I have lived in Atlanta for more than 24 years, and honestly, this lady’s accent is nothing like the majority here. She sounds like she’s straight out of Alabama.
@olskzeri27044 жыл бұрын
She's from Thomaston.
@thewolfkingofla4 жыл бұрын
@@olskzeri2704 She's really from Alabama. She's from Auburn
@brayerkh4 жыл бұрын
Here in Middle Georgia, a lot of people I know sound exactly like her.
@imma52693 жыл бұрын
I know people from that area who sound like that outside of the city
@elissaharbuck21703 жыл бұрын
@@imma5269 yeah, I can agree with that
@carlasofia46678 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite Conan videos ever! Sooo funny XD
@6ar2ta8 жыл бұрын
watch the one when he learns korean search 4 "Conan Learns Korean And Makes It Weird"
@carlasofia46678 жыл бұрын
Tariq Sh yes I have watched that one at least 5 times xD
@terogamer3458 жыл бұрын
Im 25% more white after watching this video.
@nikooahmadi34278 жыл бұрын
lmao
@eviloatmeal988 жыл бұрын
You mean "14% british, 5% swedish, 4% italian, and 2% irish but it could be polish, we don't know because ancestry.com hasn't gotten back to us yet"?
@eviloatmeal988 жыл бұрын
sachoslks lol probably
@ghadajebnani64608 жыл бұрын
I've watched it 6 times... I believe I'm now whiter than Tilda Swinton in a snowstorm
@terogamer3458 жыл бұрын
Gerald Deliva lol
@caliart16773 жыл бұрын
I love Conan so much. I have never seen someone be so disrespectful but also so respectful at the same time.
@resignedshore7809 ай бұрын
2:46 this bit makes me laugh so much, "i cant sleep i get these bad dreams" lmao Conan is so funny
@thephoenixxy9 жыл бұрын
All the kids are so polite and well mannered! It's impossible to not like them. Also, the guy in the bow's really cute.
@colasalz26 жыл бұрын
it is even impossible to like them, they are just some plain good behaved mini humans... nothing to intresting...they just use some food and some air.....but na...nothing special.
@youtubaholic5 жыл бұрын
Conan's brand of humour (and i love it): Picks something so far out of his sphere, then does everything he possibly can to royally balls it up and make the actual experts laugh.
@Rarests10 жыл бұрын
"I am interested in horticulture" = I smoke pot lol
@maryellengilvey17914 жыл бұрын
Conan I went to Charm School too when I was in High School. We learned how to eat at the table, set the table, how to converse, how to sit like a lady, how to walk, how to drink out if a fancy tea cup, how to walk down an aisle when you enter, how to walk down a runway like modeling an outfit, how to stand with a book on top of our head and walk properly and many more things. I really enjoyed watching you in Charm School.
@m_gwb4 жыл бұрын
"You broke this boy. You broke his brain." why did he sound so concerned but also like Dr. Seuss lmao
@booJay10 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of eating while watching this. Now I have to make supper all over again.
@SnackPatrol10 жыл бұрын
Make sure you put the utensils in their correct places.
@Rpfin210 жыл бұрын
You...you eat in front of your computer?
@wasabiattack4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my absolute favorites. So funny, wholesome and quirky.
@wonderowl5305 жыл бұрын
I just can't believe they didn't write a script for this
@bp510823 жыл бұрын
I have been to a live taping of his and interacted with him directly significantly. It is unbelievable how quick he is
@user-vc5rp7nf8f3 жыл бұрын
i can't believe it's not butter
@kevinc.cucumber36973 жыл бұрын
@@bp51082 top notch comedians must be thinking hundreds of possible jokes at any given moment. My brain doesn’t work that fast.
@luvTPE1142086 жыл бұрын
" He was trying to get there" "Well he didn't get there so I guess that was my fault?" LMFAO !!
@EvanzThaShyt8 жыл бұрын
That Farrakhan joke almost killed me😂😂
@lightningrayray65067 жыл бұрын
If anyone is the murderer, it is definitely that insane teacher lady
@roythomas27655 жыл бұрын
LightningRay Ray I get that secret cult vibe from her.
@roythomas27655 жыл бұрын
Arved Ludwig lol
@Dad_of_War2 жыл бұрын
Conan can even make the charm school lady laugh, what a comedic genius!
@JP-wm1cc8 жыл бұрын
Some people find the the two pump handshake disrespectful... its best to just high five instead to play it safe.
@monoremu32008 жыл бұрын
We only have 1 pump in Vietnam though
@patfitzgerald33428 жыл бұрын
I usually do a dead-fish handshake and follow it up with an ass-smack.
@jaskajokunen37168 жыл бұрын
+Cuntaur Stroke Nipples?
@jupiterscrybabyy8 жыл бұрын
It's too curt for me. I prefer a shoulder shimmy to break the ice.
@elissamarcus81746 жыл бұрын
I like one pump, hold, grab with the other hand for two hands on one, one more pump. MUCH EYE CONTACT AND SMALL SMILE
10 жыл бұрын
If you can imagine that woman at 30 yrs ago, OMG. Some Georgia frat boy had a great time.
@adaumisasmr662010 жыл бұрын
lmao
@morbiusprime20435 жыл бұрын
- what did you think of my dance? + [Ugh] - A graduate of the manners school.
@AccessoriesAddict55283 жыл бұрын
"I would call you close to being charm free" *Conan's face!!* 😂🤣😂
@ColdenBaller10 жыл бұрын
Conan's comedic timing is impeccable, especially with the interruptions.
@timhoang31855 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA "and when the spoon has left the bow, I cram the soup into my hole"
@martinh885 жыл бұрын
Slow down when you type.
@pedrofelipepamplona19444 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks that the southern accent is secretly adorable ? 🥰
@childofgaru3 жыл бұрын
its kinda annoying once you live there long enough tbh
@Browsingandbrowsing2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like I’m about to see a lynching
@emu_warrior2 жыл бұрын
The best thing Conan does is improvises to make a hilarious situation without beating down on others, he beats on himself or on the situation, to make everyone happy. :)