Conan Enrolls In Southern Charm School | CONAN on TBS

[@MaryElizabeth611]

I love how Conan understood that the little girl was uncomfortable with the attention she was receiving, so he turned it around on himself and made her laugh. He is clearly a very respectful and thoughtful person.

[@batmanlovesjokerr]

Yeah i also noticed that

[@kenek629]

Literally thinking the exact same thing, Conan is a sweetheart

[@MaryElizabeth611]

@WarmPotato Lmfao, so true

[@melonsoda4840]

Conan is so thoughtful and kind

[@porsche00fan]

I don’t agree with that at all, Conan is the master of putting people in awkward uncomfortable position. The girl wasn’t talkative so he had to break the awkward silence (which Conan is so good at) so he directed the attention to him self

[@nyak63RUS]

"You broke this boy. You broke his brain." Conan- telling it like it is.

[@ExtremeMith5]

Conan likes to fu- fish

[@brainchild2197]

"Look at him, you've turned him into some kind of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."

[@JamJam-ym6dk]

Thomas Ashraf grandma go home

[@076657]

She really did break that boi. Look at his fake smile. He's tense all the time, it's so annoying to talk to someone like that.

[@andreashort310]

passerell Yeah, if I ever had a conversation with him I wouldn't trust him, possibly even analyze everything he'd say and try to decipher his words into what he actually wants to say.

[@jenot7164]

„And when the spoon has left the bowl...I cram the soup into my hole“ xD

[@LeslieJayBoschPhoto]

has. School of proper English might be for you.

[@jenot7164]

@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Thanks for correcting me! :)

[@Defaultuser329]

😂😂😂

[@donparker5349]

@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Teach the school of grammar Nazis, you will.

[@stevethea5250]

@B Plancher I wanted Schlansky to answer the questions at 2:40 😄

[@nefelilazaridi7048]

It's incredibly intelligent how he asked the boy what kind of spoon is the long thin one and then soon after he asks him again because the boy now knows the answer ,but framing him for murder. That's a well-formulated joke right there.

[@FunBoysGaming]

That's Conan O'Brien for you.

[@sahilkambhampaty1886]

Harvard level comedy

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

This is one of my favorite segments from Conan. Pretty much all his jokes landed.

[@brandonmejia7235]

@@alanchen7593 not a WHOLE day

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas This is how started .

[@JB-kl4te]

Whenever you feel sad, Conan is your medicine

[@sneakerlove5313]

J B this is actually true

[@alix7680]

Yes

[@ivam6473]

TAMBIEN AMIG@S !

[@iranjohnproductions3146]

I just got my wisdom tooth pulled out and this is definitely help distract from the pain!

[@friedchicken1]

Conan is my laughing mechanism

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

"He just admitted to murder" *"Thank you sir"*

[@LindzCan]

*I burst out laughing when the kid said that*

[@Meat_Eater999]

What kind of spoon? Lol

[@Plantofautumm]

"That's how you confess to a crime, politely." I love Conan.

[@ViaMirage]

Can you imagine if that kid murders someone in the future? Headline: "Conan's show predicts murder" 😳😀

[@william97able2]

Conan became Detective Conan for a moment...

[@capowable]

“And when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole” Bloody brilliant 😂😂😂

[@googelle7555]

fav part. i laugh cried. lol

[@alexandersarah245]

It's improv comedic genius at it's best. The look he gives after. I died!

[@ElBribri]

hahaha

[@dallenYT808]

I swear I watched that like 10 times. I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DemoNova]

@@alexandersarah245 *its

[@stanleyshady9465]

I actually give props to that first kid.. He's gonna grow up with manners.. He remembered Conan said he liked to lay around and do nothing so he said that after realizing he was gonna get nothing.. and when it got to 'F', he just said Fish in the most innocent way unlike what most of us were thinking lol

[@TheWingus]

The sheer speed with which he fired back with his answers culminating with him throwing Conan’s own previous answer back at him was so impressive.

[@donstaunch7895]

yeah good work lad.

[@VOT3BYMAIL]

Came off the bench like Steve Nash with that assist.

[@marsaint]

Yeah he was great man

[@NeoStele]

Alright....so I clicked on a Conan video to pass the time...just needed to pass a couple minutes. I've been sitting here for 3 hours, crying from laughing so hard....man this guy is hilarious.

[@Ninga0809]

me too man....wasted my entire day but with NO REGRETS!

[@tyleredwards7380]

I have been doing the same thing all day... its a trap!

[@pennydesouza]

me too... conan literally makes me cry with laughter, no other chat show host comes close

[@thirdmantube]

Me too. I have heaps of work due tomorrow and it's 2am. I'm now going to click on Conan Visits Abraham Lincoln Presidential Musuem.

[@thefoolmagushermit4805]

I know what you mean I was supposed to study biology right now but guess what? clueless gamer to

[@kaylie.sears.]

Today was my first time watching a Conan video and that was four hours ago. *I’m still here.*

[@abbytownsend7739]

SAME

[@Vayyyy-o5q]

Conan is the ring leader, and he has brainwashed all of us

[@zf5656]

I read it as 4 years ago.

[@dumadhyeugene4420]

Me too!!!

[@alcapone1417]

Get a Job !

[@DanceVersionHD]

"close to being charm-free" - how to politely insult someone 101... :p

[@MrC4ctu5]

Southern charm

[@076657]

DanceVersionHD since when is that an insult

[@anotherasian3514]

passerell exactly it's too polite you can't even tell it is

[@radguurl]

DanceVersionHD the SHADE, lol.

[@thENDweDIE]

DanceVersionHD his face though 3:16

[@MCO18]

“What is this spoon for?” “That may be-“ “Cocaine.”

[@Bitshitter]

There is a table spoon, and a tea spoon. The tea spoon has the smaller spoon end, and a longer stem. The table spoon is typically used for the soup, so it has the wider spoon end. Tea was typically served in the olden days unsweetened - in the South, people loved to sweeten their tea, like they sweetened their lemonade. To do this with tea, typically the sugar was added later, and stirred into the tea to blend the sugar. The tea spoon therefore only needed the smaller spoon end for stirring, and the longer stem in case the glass was a taller glass. The tea spoon was typically only used for adding sugar to the tea......

[@burr69]

@@Bitshitter were they dumb? Didn’t they know they had hands to grab the sugar smh

[@babakpersian]

He is not only a good comedian but also a genius for creating those jokes so fast and in right time by improvisation. I'm not american and conan is one of the few Host show that I regularely watch.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

I don't enjoy any late night host other than him for this reason. They all have these written out jokes for the monologue and nothing funny to say afterwards. Conan comes up with a gazillion funny things on the fly every interview and sketch

[@tylerm7300]

@@JohnGoetzGaming conan's iq is roughly 140-160 so a very bright red boi.

[@AlamoOriginal]

@@tylerm7300 i don't care about your sources but if true it just makes sense

[@bilaliqbalbaig3509]

Most of the skits are pre written so

[@cypher237]

@@AlamoOriginal "It just works..." 😏

[@mr.ajayjose]

Man I love how spontaneous Conan is. Lady: "2 pump and you let go" Conan: "Just described my wedding night. BINGO!"

[@SandiegoRockstar]

To be honest she walked right into that.

[@SamikGhoshMusicals]

Didn't he say 'Two pumps and down'? that makes it even funnier wrt the wedding night joke😂

[@Muzikrazy213]

That trait is not considered spontaneity. It is called being witty

[@tristan7844]

A J there is no doubg he is the funniest person alive

[@robbieclark7828]

Yeah, Conan’s pretty fast.

[@DulceAmada]

@1:56 Like ships that go out to sea I spoon my soup away from me, and when the spoon has left the bowl I cram the soup into my hole.

[@richtofenillingroth641]

Haha

[@viktorkibet1171]

This comment deserves more likes lol

[@swtlikecndy4119]

Beautiful

[@bertgoedeme1737]

Best haiku ever

[@primtve_dope9568]

@@bertgoedeme1737 not a haiku

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

4:40 - right before Conan says "you turned him into a robot", the lady moves to touch the robot's control panel and turn off its hearing , so that it continues to believe it is a real person. Chilling... ... chilling.

[@MissJoy16]

Under-rated comment

[@madison1207]

at 3:00 conan turned into jordan schlansky

[@GeoAl09]

+Madison Zelhofer hahaha

[@mathewjohnston35]

+Madison Zelhofer Irrelevant

[@Sovichana]

Yep lol

[@Anonymos185]

Nah Jordan has various interests

[@patrickcostello4146]

exactamudioso!

[@kseries1981]

"Just described my wedding night. BINGO!" LOL

[@dunmill9632]

kseries1981 2pumps and down

[@nobodynowhere21]

2:45 Wrong. In polite conversation, try to avoid asking people questions like "What is your favorite..." and the like. It makes people feel trapped into reporting the very best thing they can remember they like, which can sometimes be embarrassing or uninteresting or otherwise not something they want to say, and often people don't want to or can't just make something up (basically lie) on the spot. Instead, try asking "Mr. O'Brien, tell me about some music you enjoy" or something like "I enjoy listening to classical music while I work out, what's something you enjoy listening to?" It takes a lot of pressure off of the responder to come up with the "best" response and the conversation will flow much more smoothly.

[@Pemberjas]

this is unexpectedly serious and helpful advice lol.

[@fitzhugh7463]

GeramiL DaviLa some people are absolutely terrible people and have to filter their thoughts, otherwise others will know how awful we are as people

[@SharinganMan]

@@fitzhugh7463 Yeah dude, we all start as babies, it takes time and practice to even know how to talk to others. It's fine. You're allowed to be bad

[@cogYo]

No one cares

[@edwardblom2661]

How can you not feel pressure when the person asking listens to classical when they work out 😂

[@armenstaubach9276]

That’s why I like this guy: humble, doesn’t push his jokes on people who don’t feel comfortable and never insults people, he stays behind the lines

[@FriendlyCroock]

He never insults people except when he calls them lnsane or "a creep"? What on earth are you talking about? Are you watching the same conan that I'm watching?

[@armenstaubach9276]

@@FriendlyCroock good question, do you watch the same Conan? I’m talking about this guy!

[@FriendlyCroock]

@@armenstaubach9276 Yeah, I'm also talking about this guy. The same guy who called jordan and bleirt every name there is? lol What on earth are you blabbering about?

[@amused9179]

@@FriendlyCroock im sure there close tho

[@armenstaubach9276]

@@FriendlyCroock lol thats called acting big brain... BTW, Terminator is not real, those machines are in fact actors... Do yourself a favor, dont watch these clips and stay safe, these clips might harm you

[@jodykusuma8071]

Conan: F *awkward silent* Adam: Fish That must be save of the decade

[@BabylonGateLA]

Save of the century!

[@no8986]

@@BabylonGateLA Save of the millenium!

[@saiprathek]

@dregg I see you're a man of RL culture

[@MarkyTeriyakiShorts]

@dregg This gave me prostate cancer bro

[@nightmoose]

lol conan set him up he just had to knock it down

[@barbaro267]

Why did I avoid watching this? This is my new favorite thing!!

[@meheksingh1768]

barbaro267 omg your a merlin fan 😍😍

[@barbaro267]

Mehek Singh Always and forever, my friend!

[@QRSC-fh2ob]

NEVER doubt the KZbin algorithm. All hail the KZbin algorithm!

[@jrtg1990]

barbaro267 me too haha. Am binge watching them now lol

[@gierose]

barbaro267 SAME haha this is gold!

[@BlackGuyFromTheValveIntro]

How is conan always consistently funny and entertaining? He’s like a mad comedic genius.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

Yeah unscripted too. A lot of these guys have funny monologues or set up skits but they can't come up with stuff like he does a gazillion times in every sketch and interview

[@Khornedevotee]

I guess it helps being really, really smart. :)

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas This is how started 😂,;

[@exoticpash8823]

that's exactly what he is

[@LooseCo]

The speed at which Conan came up with the second soup rhyme was honestly impressive

[@scoobertmcruppert2915]

4:35 You broke this boi. You broke his brain. hahaha

[@kuyamykel5721]

“What was your crime?” Omfgggg 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@satanwithoutskeletonhats7867]

I laughed so hard 😂🤣

[@LucidDream]

xD "Now it is you who is under-dressed. I'll ask you to leave my home. Get out."

[@reganwolf4405]

😆👌🏼

[@rebilacx]

1:36 when he said cocaine someone in the audience yelled "yeah!"

[@marianogueras8251]

hahaha true

[@ryaneden1187]

Conan is probably the best unscripted comedian I’ve ever seen.

[@JRPHILLIPS75]

"I like to lay in my house and do nothing. " Same boy, same.

[@abdelll9737]

Hahaha boiiii

[@stevesharpe3370]

Guuuuuurl!

[@leechrec]

We can all relate.

[@johnnyfelcher8156]

I like to sit at my house and do nothing.

[@allisonhoff5805]

I literally met a guy whose only interest was sitting in his house doing nothing. I kid you not. Conversation with that guy was like pulling teeth! After discovering his only real interest, however, I just stopped trying. Who wants to talk to a shmuck like that?! Unless he's Conan O'Brien, of course. :)

[@johnnyfelcher8156]

Allison Hoff Oh. I was wondering why you stopped calling me.

[@steffenflindt8670]

It makes sense when u are high.

[@JITCompilation]

I like to sit in my house and watch Conan.

[@SereneSadist]

What's wrong with sitting in your house and doing nothing?

[@theramo0]

Conan always makes me laugh in these things but that boy had me when he came back with “I like to lay in my house and do nothing”😂😂

[@asherslain3287]

I feel like Jordan came from this school.

[@thornycrown7775]

Micheal jordan?

[@thornycrown7775]

Micheal jordan?

[@biblestudies9280]

+mateo reggi he meant Jordan Schlansky

[@Cincystone]

Micheal Jordan Schlansky?

[@leafycatboy2799]

that might be true if jordan had any manners

[@sune6708]

*"You turned him into some type of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."* That took me out...

[@shaneclyde8694]

Where did you go?

[@cliffsta87337]

Bruh. Me too. Omg. I was not expecting a Louis Farrakhan reference.

[@tracyevettebarnes]

I got a headache lol at that part

[@stefan1924]

Somehow as a Non-American I find it hilarious when he references famous people that I have never heard about.

[@TheSeeker008]

Conan is a genius. "and when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole". love it

[@OlgaLevin]

LMAO!!!

[@ZanderShepard]

TheSeeker008 I lost it xD

[@epurpos]

“You teach people to be insane, you broke this boy, and you’re laughing, you’re laughing.”

[@CATDHD]

How about another joke, Conan?

[@Max-nm9pl]

Conan should do way more remotes. It is soo funny how he destroys every location he goes .

[@ImJakeSrsly]

This is in the top five of the funniest Conan remotes.

[@lsedanolg]

Jake James moments*

[@skeletorof_greyskull4164]

lsedanolg. No you fool, it is remotes!

[@jasonchung4236]

Meexi Remotes in this case refers to segments that are recorded outside of their studio, at a "remote" location.

[@sumitshelkee]

@Meexi no problemo

[@TheFancyRoman]

1:58 "And when the spoon has left the bowl. I cram the soup into my hole" Someone call an ambulance, Im dying here!

[@aintwegotfun]

+TheFancyRoman LOL!

[@rosyalmonte4239]

LMAO! I was rolling on the floor on that one!

[@PhilipZilfo]

I'm crying hahahahahahahahahah

[@omoshiru66]

The chef I then congratulate, before go to regurgitate xD

[@jeffreylebowski9530]

and when the soup has left the bowl i cram the spoon into my hole ... and then I´ll try to get the bowl into my hole...

[@JayDagny]

The whole bit with the leading questions at 2:39 is just so perfect. I don’t know why I always used to be annoyed by Conan the man is PERFECT at appearing the fool by acting arrogant

[@Gildedowlmedia338]

Conan pulling out his best Schlansky impression

[@adelachaudh2416]

Omg! Conan's rhyme was so much better! Haha

[@wilsondukeoflizards]

Conan is so good at bringing people together. This southern etiquette stuff is the kind of thing my mom loves - I grew up being inundated with it. I've always rejected those values in various ways, but I love how Conan can poke fun without alienating people. His approach to comedy is just so refreshing to me in that way.

[@CorvusOfMellori]

1:59 "...AND WHEN THE SOUP HAS LEFT THE BOWL, I CRAM THE SOUP INTO MY HOLE!!" OMFG I DIED!! Conan is so clever!!

[@drServitis]

+CorvusOfMellori I crammed a spoon into my hole once.

[@livesh684]

+CorvusOfMellori hahahahah this part caught me of gaurd.. i burst in laughter

[@kibasproject194]

+CorvusOfMellori there was a cut of the scene right before he said that... he's not that spontaneous as you think

[@CorvusOfMellori]

Kiba's Guitar/ Vocal project I know. It's still a good line and very clever. :-)

[@cn8299]

Shaking hands.. So pre-2020.

[@Ratmann8436]

Take me back.

[@OkOk-vx2gg]

@jason9022 but the smell

[@SankeerthReddy]

Namaste! It was even an episode name on Better call Saul.

[@FBender]

Why? I am still shaking hands and I am not gonna to change that.

[@realprisec]

The video was posted 7 years you dumbass lmao

[@VitorCaldeira1980]

I love conan videos !!!! so hilarious !!! :D

[@richamiga]

I cant stop watching them.. Conan, i am addicted to you..help..

[@vanamutt43]

conan is witty and hilarious beyond belief..i've been watching his remotes hundreds of times probably now and i still am absolutely amazed at his talent

[@MrMikeexley]

The best part of this bit is that she is really trying to teach him.

[@earthisnotflat7557]

At the end. Conan O'Brien became "Detective Conan".

[@Bingo2501]

Lol, true!

[@cypher237]

Not the first time... like when he went to Conan, Japan... 😆

[@earthisnotflat7557]

@@cypher237 Was this episode before that episode or after?

[@earthisnotflat7557]

@@cypher237 Detective Conan should've made a movie with Conan O'Brien in it.

[@cypher237]

@@earthisnotflat7557 here ya go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmrLgaB-r9CWi6M 😁

[@keepingamericagreatagain9229]

"I just like to sit in the center of my room and do as little as possible" lol..that one choked me up. Conan is a true comedian

[@lurategh]

He and I have something in common there

[@baab4229]

Who needs manners if you have comedy/improv skills like Conan?

[@Sanctifires]

it's not improv though. some of it perhaps, most is scripted.

[@popcycles]

@@Sanctifires "Some" and "Most". My two favorite meaningless words.

[@MiniNinja258]

David lol

[@mightyobserver12]

Some are adlibs within the script

[@kenn756]

@@popcycles lol

[@NealX]

I love how he turned it into Clue XD

[@MASBRICKS]

watching conan is a never ending process. we want everything, behind the scenes, 10 hour long documentaries etc. just give us

[@theralenkaliber158]

Conan is right. They break people there

[@mariosanchez7353]

Theralen Kaliber I thought the same

[@MemberBerry-cu9qi]

It's pretty disturbing. I see people lying to themselves and to each other. There is no personality in that room until the kids start talking.

[@theralenkaliber158]

yeah the kids where the most normal people, scary to think they will also become souless people later

[@enriquezacur7252]

Yeah, because being discpilined, well mannered and polite is having no personality or being souless?

[@SR-dg5mg]

exactly.

[@ulipeterson6112]

"now its you, who is underdressed. get out." :D

[@Leon-zu1wp]

"You've turned him into some sort of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan" Underrated joke

[@PushTheStart]

I checked the comments just to see what ppl said about that line. I died when he said that😂

[@TheBrendan737]

This guy is a modern day Peter Sellers, I tell you he's on the same level. I honestly wish he would go into acting before it's too late, he would give us some of the best comedic content of this generation. The way he turned the entire judging bit at the end into a murder mystery is elite comedy, yet it is all improvised 😂

[@MrHimypeeps]

"And when the soup has left the bowl i shove the spoon into my hole" I just lost it and woke everybody in my house up

[@Krsnik666]

***** RIP in peace

[@BobLoblaw11]

BOB LOBLAW Great advice. I rip in peace all the time. Especially in elevators.

[@elizabethrivas7263]

BOB LOBLAW Rest In Peace in peace..? lol

[@anonmous7204]

Like ships that go out to sea i spoon my soup away from me And when the spoon has left the bowl i cram the soup into my hole.

[@danielmaraist7699]

god I lost it

[@IanMaCee]

+Daniel Maraist Where'd you lose it I will help you find it.

[@danielmaraist7699]

IanMaCee I'm losing it even harder now

[@ElBribri]

classic poetry

[@Jump-2-the-moon]

Incredible that he made both lines 8 syllables just on the spot like that.

[@magicalmysteryollie]

"And when the spoon has left the bowl I cram the soup into my hole" One of Conan's funniest moments, definitely!

[@boredmonkee]

Can we give Adam his props for playing along, very politely, lol

[@RaphaeLoh01]

I want that "slide-in" suit!

[@turbohotvedt]

Same someone please find out what those are called

[@Meela234]

@@turbohotvedt Ikr? When mom wants you to dress up for the family photo. Slide that sucker on for a few minutes, then off when finished. Lol

[@turbohotvedt]

@@Meela234 hehe, the way Conan put on the jacket was smooth as f

[@bstmeg5237]

Classy

[@LickMyMusketBallsYankee]

I've looked for it everywhere, the only thing I could find were those printed on Tuxedo T-Shirts (some look kinda good on Amazon). I'm beginning to think it's a prop made specifically for Conan.

[@sasha3010]

Excuse me I'm German and I am astonished that I found Conan just recently! He's insanely hilarious. X'D - "A kid trapped in an adult body." 4sure

[@adamfernandez3846]

Conan ging vor ein paar Jahren nach Deutschland

[@pezelbuda]

"You broke this boy" came out with a southern accent xD, Conan is learning

[@abdelll9737]

Are you related to Nando Parada? One of the survivors of the plane crash?

[@pezelbuda]

@@abdelll9737 u mean from the plane crush in los andes?

[@pezelbuda]

@@abdelll9737 no I'm not!

[@sevsimply]

Remote binge time again doing it for 6 years now, every year i can’t stop. 😭❤️

[@ElisandroDeLeon]

omg, I lost it when he said "oh i heard that guy likes to f.."

[@Thirteenthdi]

Elisandro De Leon "Fish." That kid is actually pretty sharp.

[@pooiyx]

Thirteenthdi "Fishing's creepy."

[@zai9407]

pooiyx Ikr hahahaha

[@FlamuriHp]

+Elisandro De Leon hahahaha LMAO

[@meshabrown8413]

f you 😢

[@1398go]

Why have you let go of his arm, you lost interest when you found out he's a horticulturist? 😄

[@sahityabk]

That girl is gorgeous

[@felixpacher98]

@@sahityabk I'd imagine, most of the guys there have gorgeous girlfriends, with manners like these

[@Simplejackfade]

Sahitya Dusa ikr?

[@cooliostarstache5474]

@@felixpacher98 r/niceguys

[@felixpacher98]

@@cooliostarstache5474 do I have to get that?

[@carlasofia4667]

This is one of my favorite Conan videos ever! Sooo funny XD

[@6ar2ta]

watch the one when he learns korean search 4 "Conan Learns Korean And Makes It Weird"

[@carlasofia4667]

Tariq Sh yes I have watched that one at least 5 times xD

[@MarkArandjus]

"...but let's face it, one of you as a murderer." Ahahah, that is so out of left field and fits the moment at the same time!

[@gabrielavillalpando100]

“ But let’s face it one of you is a murderer” 😂😂😂😂

[@matthewgriffin3486]

I always come back to this bit, every joke is a home-run; it's almost hard to believe this is completely off the cuff/improvised. Conan is just incredible

[@TrueBlueRoyal]

The look Conan gives to the camera after she told him he was "Charm-free" was priceless. 3:17

[@draum8103]

OMG at 1:55 '...and when the spoon has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole'. This is why Conan is the best.

[@misalvvr]

Conan: *I don’t like fishing it’s creepy*

[@odradekk]

So true

[@nightmoose]

when you don't keep and eat the fish it IS kind of creepy. "yes...I'm going to haul this wet animal out of the depths by it's mouth and then put it back in again!!! muwahahaha!"

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

That line alone caused the South's modern uprising. "Gol dang, you ain't jokin bout mAh fishin, boeh!"

[@wasabiattack]

This is one of my absolute favorites. So funny, wholesome and quirky.

[@Thevoidlezz]

wait is conan channeling Jordan salanziky

[@dribbler90]

haha good one!

[@gokulauri]

Salanziky? You mean Schlansky?

[@taraebrahimpour9317]

who's that?

[@shuttze]

Tara Ebrahimpour Jordan Shlansky just look it up on youtube...

[@MrStensnask]

Aah, good ol' Salanziky

[@meganhenry5795]

The little boy who confessed to murder was so cute! He did a great job playing along.

[@terogamer345]

Im 25% more white after watching this video.

[@nikooahmadi3427]

lmao

[@eviloatmeal98]

You mean "14% british, 5% swedish, 4% italian, and 2% irish but it could be polish, we don't know because ancestry.com hasn't gotten back to us yet"?

[@eviloatmeal98]

sachoslks lol probably

[@ghadajebnani6460]

I've watched it 6 times... I believe I'm now whiter than Tilda Swinton in a snowstorm

[@terogamer345]

Gerald Deliva lol

[@caliart1677]

I love Conan so much. I have never seen someone be so disrespectful but also so respectful at the same time.

[@holymoses1744]

I keep hearing 4:32 in a Southern accent. "You broke this boy! You broke his brain!" It's almost like something out of a Tennessee Williams play.

[@cynthiag1557]

I heard it in the voice of my granny, who is part Scottish, about to turn 95 years old, and from Chattanooga, TN, and still plays the bagpipes.

[@Alambamabomnshell]

Cynthia Gosselin I love your Granny!

[@zimnizzle]

“…but let’s face it, one of you is a murder.” LOL 😂

[@waterunderthebridge7950]

The moment he tried so hard not to say that he likes to fuc... Uhm... Fish xD

[@geugeoaniya]

This was one of Conan's best.

[@maryellengilvey1791]

Conan I went to Charm School too when I was in High School. We learned how to eat at the table, set the table, how to converse, how to sit like a lady, how to walk, how to drink out if a fancy tea cup, how to walk down an aisle when you enter, how to walk down a runway like modeling an outfit, how to stand with a book on top of our head and walk properly and many more things. I really enjoyed watching you in Charm School.

[@marianaree9967]

Started watching his remotes 10 years ago. Next year he’ll be hosting the Oscar’s. Finally he’s getting all the recognition he deserves🥹. Si proud of you Coco!

[@calib3r403]

is it true he is hosting oscars ??

[@thephoenixxy]

All the kids are so polite and well mannered! It's impossible to not like them. Also, the guy in the bow's really cute.

[@colasalz2]

it is even impossible to like them, they are just some plain good behaved mini humans... nothing to intresting...they just use some food and some air.....but na...nothing special.

[@m_gwb]

"You broke this boy. You broke his brain." why did he sound so concerned but also like Dr. Seuss lmao

[@technowey]

I watched this at work on my phone, and ended up laughing loudly - worse, then made me laugh very loud. This is hilarious.

[@resignedshore780]

2:46 this bit makes me laugh so much, "i cant sleep i get these bad dreams" lmao Conan is so funny

[@youtubaholic]

Conan's brand of humour (and i love it): Picks something so far out of his sphere, then does everything he possibly can to royally balls it up and make the actual experts laugh.

[@Rarests]

"I am interested in horticulture" = I smoke pot lol

[@luvTPE114208]

" He was trying to get there" "Well he didn't get there so I guess that was my fault?" LMFAO !!

[@Dad_of_War]

Conan can even make the charm school lady laugh, what a comedic genius!

[@kit2770]

This segment is a good example of how out of this world good Conan is.

[@EvanzThaShyt]

That Farrakhan joke almost killed me😂😂

[@wonderowl530]

I just can't believe they didn't write a script for this

[@bp51082]

I have been to a live taping of his and interacted with him directly significantly. It is unbelievable how quick he is

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

i can't believe it's not butter

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

@@bp51082 top notch comedians must be thinking hundreds of possible jokes at any given moment. My brain doesn’t work that fast.

[@7493h]

Conan is so smart! Fascinating to watch.

[@See_it_through_to_the_End]

You broke this boy....you broke his brain 🤣

If you can imagine that woman at 30 yrs ago, OMG. Some Georgia frat boy had a great time.

[@adaumisasmr6620]

lmao

[@morbiusprime2043]

- what did you think of my dance? + [Ugh] - A graduate of the manners school.

[@patriciaorebaugh1228]

These skits are so good