Conan Exiles - What happens when a Large clan pisses off a Solo player - Yog Time

[@iaobtc]

This is actually kind of poetic, and resonates with Conan's themes. A man on his own raided and despoiled by a clan of corrupt raiders in violation of natural law, in his hour of despair he turns to a dark power for revenge and utterly annihilates them.

[@mantis1s1k]

But at what cost...

[@seancai8263]

@@mantis1s1k everything

[@tegamingother]

@@seancai8263 not everything oh wait you meant he has everything they need but cant give back? thats deep man.

[@YoJaYmaNz]

Well conan worships no god but crom, and never relies on sorcery, so running through their base with bombs and an axe would of been the true conan way

[@iaobtc]

@@YoJaYmaNz it may not be the way Conan would have dealt with the situation but it's the way other people in his world might have

[@HuffDaddyYT]

*So he turned into Cthulu and shit everywhere?*

[@bobmarine7392]

Yes

[@bobafett1106]

Cthulhu*... sorry, I care about that too much

[@hagridtk9851]

+Boba Fett Let me get this straight you care about looking like a complete degenerate correcting someone else's spelling when you are both wrong? I mean Vog is not Cthulhu and Cthulhu is not Vog. You are a fucking idiot.......

[@ArmitageShanksMC]

Amen

[@guystancil776]

Hagrid TK all he did was correct the spelling of cthulhu, he never said it was cthulu you fucking idiot.

[@angelpixiedust8194]

Who needs squad goals when you have squid goals.

[@theycallmeblunt4783]

Who needs teammates when u have gods

[@RASOULG]

Stormtrooper

[@benwilliams5474]

🤣😂😉🙂❤💙💜🧡💚💛

[@nyx3229]

Yup #Yoglife

[@nelbraudo-441]

HELL YEAH! 🤣🤙

[@chlorrdismal]

Man did you see that archer?! He hit every single fly that was buzzing around you! ... He was aiming at flies, right?

[@duckman6403]

got a chuckle from me chief

[@se7en136]

After the “...” u fucked up ur joke ;)

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

@@se7en136 you help write jokes?

[@se7en136]

Yeah why?

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

@@se7en136 I'm a comedian trying to write

[@SkosiKuma]

I know nothing about this game, so you can imagine my confusion after I've finished watching a video in which a giant squid literally shits all over a fort, then a barbarian woman sorts through inventory while an archer fails to kill her for like two whole minutes

[@SweetJP.]

How can yoube confused when you just summed up the entire video?

[@TheDorianTube]

I'm more concerned about the idea that a single guy can summon kaijus like Pokémons. What's the point in investing time in a base if the first grinder comes and puts down everything like this?

[@DeeseSolutions]

because it takes someone like me being pisseed and grinding 20+ hours just to farm this to use on you.

[@Edited6]

Still I gotta agree. Regardless of how you get it, it seems like a pretty crazy feature to have in the first place.

[@Zer0Spinn]

jpkaffe games this days, huh?

[@swabbey3923]

An old wise man once told me "Nvidia Geforce gamer ready driver is available" Now I understand.

[@CaptainSauce]

Nothing quite like summon a giant octopus god to smash your enemies and taking off with 4 of their people on your back.

[@Minadori123]

CaptainSauce well,... hello 👋😄

[@cloraxbleach6031]

Minadori123 your so late....

[@Victoria-moon]

cool

[@strikerrey6016]

Not sure what is happening there but dude with the bow needs to work on his aim big time

[@LeWarna]

Jeffrey Bergeron The guy with a bow is a NPC guarding the base.

[@oom-3262]

Ah, classy. To take revenge, you summon c'thulu. Happens everyday.

[@darkbrotherhoodassassin2877]

OOM- 32 happens to the best of us

[@leaningtower201]

That's how conan works

[@lolitaras22]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Brothers!!!

[@attilakovacs5040]

OOM- 32 you must summon him....you must

[@jeffwong2002]

yog-suggoth dude. know your elder gods

[@ThrashRebel]

Hell yes! Make them pay! I think most servers have a "bully clan." They like to call themselves "alphas," but they aren't, at least not on the server I play on. They spend more time around "noob river" killing essentially defenseless low-level players. There is a powerful clan on our server that is building vaults ^ large bases all around "noob river." They are walling access to resources & raiding & destroying the bases of new players. They kill people who have little to no chance of defending themselves against them. They raided me four times. They get off on making people quit. So, I am not quitting. I am using Guerrilla warfare, killing of their pets (luring them away, one by one & killing them individually). I am building empty houses with nothing but a bunch of exploding traps in them, so when they raid, they get nothing but damage. Pretty much, the only things I am doing is gaining favor at my shrine & building explosives, planting them & wait for them to get hit. My goal is to level up my shrine, so I can summon Ymir & destroy their bases. All the clans on the server hate those guys. But, nobody bands together. They have so many enemies, all it would take is for all the clans to launch massive, coordinated attacks. I notice you have 9.6k dislikes. Lol! It must be from asshole clan members who don't like seeing people like themselves getting what is coming to them.

[@justin2308]

Mark El Personally, I’m impressed with the commitment to playing practically Rambo that you’re doing. And I agree, bully clans wouldn’t stand a chance if the other players banded together, but that’s the problem with mmos: no one wants to utilize the actual social part of it. It’s crazy. Heck, GTA Online and Red Dead Online (among other things) would see a bigger lack of bullies and griefers if we all banded together and then went our separate ways. Heck, I remember I did a heist in GTA, and then my teammates punched me to death for no reason after we got out of it. There is one thing about being a solo player, though, and it’s that you have the ability to get creative like you’re doing.

[@justin2308]

The art of retaliation

[@attachedflower8008]

I think you have issues bro

[@justin2308]

attached flower You’re right. It’s called certain other players

[@ThrashRebel]

attached flower, why, because I seek revenge on those who wrong me? Nope, not issues, it’s called not being a coward & just giving up. It means making people pay for their negative actions.

[@cainarcana2976]

I'm an avid dayz player and i can't tell you how many times large groups who think they run the server piss me off by griefing everyone and acting like they are untouchable....... then i spend a night farming explosives and they log in to ruins where their base used to be. Good to see I'm not the only one putting assholes in their place. Keep paying it back, brother!

[@talkhtw55]

You play DayZ arma 2 aswell? It's one of my fav games of all times. In the server I played, admins made a big clans who's paying off their server "inaccessible" :( Glad it's shut down now.

[@cainarcana2976]

yeah i probably have over 2k hours in arma 2 dayz, and getting close to that in arma 3 exile. I have the standalone as well but we all know how much of a disappointment that was

[@talkhtw55]

DayZ standalone was a very serious disappointment. Although I always knew it wouldn't be as good as the mod (Since you can't build bases there, variations can't be added really like missions, events etc...). Arma 3 Exile..? I tried it a bit but I didn't really understand the concept, I heard it has a better base building system, or something like that. Is it any good? If so what server would you reccomend.

[@cainarcana2976]

most of these idiots have a mod that abuses their power to help them if they get attacked while online, and all they do is offline raid. so you repay them in kind

[@doommuffinz5276]

Cain Arcana lol

[@collinspecht6725]

He literally shit all over a base. That's awesome

[@GIboy1990]

both literally and figuratively

[@cjeam9199]

I think that was a period actually

[@dumitrumahu5791]

cjeam omfg genius

[@Paul-ln5kz]

A T1 base from the looks of it, which isn’t very impressive. He literally could’ve just blown Into their base with one explosive and taken their shit lol

[@kovacskristofhun2278]

Collin Specht 👌🏾

[@Nachtness]

that stormtrooper archer is aIways funny

[@cgkonrad]

Nothing says GG, like getting demon squid ass juice all over your stuff.

[@hippocrates72]

*_Demon Squid Ass Juice_* ... really made my day!!! ='D

[@morgan5941]

barely managed to swallow my drink after reading that

[@kasuscloud4805]

KON RAD what a bloody legend, have me a hearty giggle mate

[@onyxi.x5777]

C4MG1RL we're all demon squid ass juice

[@tropic3368]

Cthulu?

[@MattyDove]

They got what they deserved, who the fuck breaks the werewolf camp like that. GJ!

[@Deltoren1]

what do u mean breaking a camp?

[@cutelittlesquirrel5490]

They've built their base on a werewolf camp, so the werewolves stopped spawning... On my server they would be punished just for that..

[@kabrozkabroz]

If you build too close to a spawn point, the things that spawn there no longer will

[@VoodooChild77]

As of the last patch building close to NPC spawns no longer breaks them. The NPCs still spawn.

[@Malfurionxtc]

@ Christopher Humphrey pics or never happened...

[@canagan9967]

Here you are, minding your business. Just signed on with a group of Mercs. Life is good, work is steady. Then an ANCIENT DEATH GOD from an HP Lovecraft story tears through your fort and destroys everything in there!

[@MrLastlived]

And all you can think to yourself is how you're going to explain *this* to your employers. Especially when you just couldn't for the life of you, hit an arrow on the guy who summoned the god for 3-odd minutes of trying.

[@drecknathmagladery9118]

and in addition where the only one logged on at the time meaning you had to protect it all you might as well go find a new clan at this point

[@TheBizzerker]

I'm pretty sure if I was a merc and that thing showed up I'd just quit immediately no matter what.

[@daytoncasper2400]

Praise yog-sothoth opener of the way!

[@dandman9373]

"..well you know what the pay wasn't that good anyway soo good luck with that guys!! i'm starting a new life!!"

[@I3igI3adW0lf]

Chad solo player vs virgin clan.

[@UncleFestusatbeastmodedotcom]

Shawn Durnell dead meme

[@nelbraudo-441]

Lol! 🤣🤙👍

[@SuperPagt]

Made me laugh bra

[@LCInfantry]

Other way around right, xD

[@kubajcz]

This is insult to virgins lol

[@edisonchan2872]

i bet that archer is a storm trooper in disguise

[@trent1776]

derpy boi i bet this comment was a fish for likes

[@edisonchan2872]

「Exvrn」 No u

[@trent1776]

derpy boi no ur mom

[@edisonchan2872]

gay

[@killrkiddx007]

Your both fish how about that XD

[@kylesprenkel680]

You are chosen of Abuse Caboose, hero among meer non admin players. Bring justice to the server through the anarchy that ensues by casting down the admins and their negligent abuse.

[@c97x]

if it were a normal person, you would get banned for greefing, even though i'dd argue justice

[@Daintrain2120]

I don't understand?!??! It's not a good thing to have a large horned octopus take a purple diarrhea on your base????!????

[@SamuraiCookieMonster]

it was not on his base it was on the enemies

[@bagle58]

MR.Robot the joke went right over your head

[@templarkiller2926]

do do That is true

[@orangelizard9854]

Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are so fast I would catch it!

[@GAMprodoctions]

Orangelizard98 eyyyy nice one

[@madman2u]

Missing a stationary target that many times must be a record or something.

[@UndyingZombie]

No, Storm Trooper #5383728 has the current record of 8 months 2 weeks and 1 day. He finally hit the target due to a ricochet.

[@bobbyboucher1855]

Prolly DSP playing

[@420AlucardMr]

@@UndyingZombie Omg this killed me hahaha so funny man i bet the stormtrooper would say the ricochet was planned bahahah

[@UndyingZombie]

@@420AlucardMr :D Glad someone found it funny.

[@blaynegreiner9365]

It was hitting him, just not doing much of anything.

[@daniel_lisbona]

Can you remember those times when games were released in a polished state.

[@timkendrick3869]

It's early access. The game hasn't been officially "released" yet.

[@flyingspaghetti]

Oh man... The memories of a game being released and not having to be patched. Like GTA San Andreas, release and forget.

[@lorenzosp8566]

Gta sa has received 3 or 2 patches though. And the port is still bad. The devs kept being assholes, limiting modding with each one

[@flyingspaghetti]

Patches that DON'T improve gameplay, sure. The hot coffee patch was made to please the PEGI and ESRB. And the PC port of San Andreas is better than any game ported the last 10 years. And now witness this game in open alpha or beta or gamma or whatever stage it-is. Piss-poor design, physics, run-on-the-mill gameplay etc etc. How long did it take to craft this tech demo and call it a game?

[@lorenzosp8566]

oh i am not defending these shitty games and methods, don't like these shitty games, but those patches limited modding, as i said, and They didn't fix the bad controls and bad fov, pop ups or bugs. I don't think it even is a port

[@haxygo7004]

That archer is the world's best.

[@FreemanicParacusia]

True - he somehow isn’t quietly shitting himself in a corner after being cacked on by Cthulhu.

[@sol2544]

I think your driver is available

[@zionicus]

Day R lmao

[@raycocker639]

Haha, good one bro... even funnier, it's probably true. Update that bad boy lol

[@Robin-hi8oq]

"it's probably true"

[@johnwaters7328]

Who else stopped the video a couple time trying to close that popup?

[@MisterPickle.]

Day R hey fuck you, change your avatar. Lol jk.

[@AlphaMike2k]

Warlord: "Conan, what is best in life?" Conan: "Summoning giant squid monsters and shitting all over guild bases"

[@DeeseSolutions]

Warlord: shakes head slowly while grinning, "Yessss"

[@TohGahr]

@@DeeseSolutions what perk let's you have 2 weapons?

[@RedAISkye]

Conon Exiles where you do some crazy dance while a Rhino penetrates you and procreates a fucking Kraken tentacle sama which brings chaos upon a base. Nice!

[@radionowhere2870]

And they say romance is dead.

[@leonvandeursen6813]

Very underrated comment

[@hjalmarselberg5653]

Where oh where did you get your fucking profile pic?

[@AZZAMNO1]

cursed profile pic

[@budemawa411]

"I've only ever seen this kind of trolling once before, it didn't scare me then, it does now..."

[@solomon2017]

👌

[@MikePhantom]

stop quoting shit movies

[@Ziploc_Wonder]

STOP QUOTING MY DAD'S LAW COMMERCIALS

[@RancidRevenant]

heres the followup to anyone whos curious on what happened to this clan afterwards from what little information is still floating around. After Ring of Kings had their asses kicked. they got on and saw what happened and rage quitted. Later all of them requested refunds to conan exiles. Not only did he get his vengence. But he also made them rage quit turbo hard.

[@karisalonen12]

That is beautiful.

[@adamgoldenstein1179]

how would you know that though?

[@YngGeminiXIII]

I would too if I came back and all my hard work was destroyed

[@keenan_wt]

@@YngGeminiXIII well ring of kings did break the server rules 2 times

[@Redrum1892]

@@YngGeminiXIII no because you would be on a pve server like thr rest of thr noobs.

[@diobrando5764]

Ark: Alpha tribes kill, steal, and destroy everything you own and there’s nothing you can do about it Conan: Giant Squid God go brrrr

[@TohGahr]

ZA WARDO!!

[@tight_as_bark376]

You fools! I have yog-sototh on my side! Your all doomed.

[@stevew3167]

You're

[@jammything3573]

@@stevew3167 Yo'ur'oue're

[@wastehazey6468]

*Sothoth

[@TheAncestor6]

Yog-Sothoth wouldn't even have to think about destroying the whole universe to do it, this octopus doesn't even come close.

[@masterpbk]

I read that in the "I have the power of god and anime on my side" kids voice

[@markkrumm4322]

well done sir!!!

[@anthonyferreira6416]

Mark K

[@johnnyhell1215]

Here we see a rare positive comment swooping by

[@OrbitalFerret]

Mark Krumm dodge charger

[@popeye8502]

Scott Deese more like Deese nuts

[@cesarrivera8626]

I feel like there should be some more music or something felt a bit anticlimactic.

[@paulwagstaff5373]

Let the bodies hit the floor.

[@scorpion2491]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZeqapSAr6uDmpY

[@stevie_ily]

to me, the lack of music and the slow motionless hovering just made it look creepier.

[@geturphil69]

Try this one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4KXeqScirV5rJI. just start em both at the same time. Does the job.

[@Emceemur]

Blood & Steel from Skyrim!

[@ludwigvxnhentai3299]

i like how you casually shove slaves into your pockets in this game

[@dissensia6024]

Don't forget Rhino's and Elephants that somehow only weigh 50 units which is the same as a baby crocodile. *Walks around with 30 elephants in my pockets* Who has the junk in their trunk?

[@budosticks]

@@dissensia6024 or is that trunk in your junk...

[@tyler9611]

And then you drop it from your inventory into a little bag 🤣

[@EvilPlushToy]

It's basically Pokemon if you think about it lol

[@itszookus3680]

@@budosticks this comment cant go unnoticed. i actually laughed

[@Servellion]

Behold the true thrills of Conan Exiles, aggressive inventory management!

[@Star-Commander-Vong]

Don't mess with any longterm solo player in a game where Co-Op is king.

[@felixfarside1210]

Your comment sounds very much like an old rule: "Beware of old men in professions where men die young."

[@mixedsetgaming9364]

Felix Farside 😂😂😂

[@km5405]

that should scare you .... those kind of people are dedicated and gut lol they'll mess you up :D

[@demarcuswilliams86]

John wick 😂😂

[@JustinY.]

Rare prototype footage of splatoon before final development

[@calebshade4991]

HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@3a.m.284]

woah look, he didn't get 6 million likes this time

[@jackie1949]

LeTs GeT tOp CoMmEnT aMiRiTe

[@TheSlayer.]

Inb4 morons come and say "y u everywhere?"

[@tylerbashaw2049]

Justin Y. Why are you everywhere

[@Beelzebub-kj7nw]

Just wanna say about 2 years ago this video was randomly recommended to me and i never even knew a conan game existed. I watched it 2 more times within some months later and now I've been playing conan for almost a year and a half. Technically you introduced me to this game. This video is what made me look into the game and ultimately turned it into my favorite game. Here i am watching it the 4th or 5th time and Yog is my favorite. Thank you.

[@Pennervomland]

After 1 year THIS randomly shows up in my youtube box. I click on it. Never played or watched Conan Exils. Actually funny video but WHY NOW??

[@Lildoc911]

same

[@Gamesfan34260]

The description

[@WorldWalker128]

I know, right?

[@stormcrowlegendary3512]

I'm there too. This is a secondary account as I lost my info and my old email got snatched by Yahoo.

[@Choice777]

you're probably sleep walking to your pc and playing the game. check c:/users for your sleep walking account. duh.

[@TanyaSapienVintage]

Now I'm assuming those same PvP guyhards that talk about "growing a thicker skin" or "just dealing with it" were immediately crying with a force so great their tears could power turbines, demanding that the admins megaban you from the entire internet. I say this because I lived this. Sure it was a minecraft server, and my god farm was an airship I was hiding in a mountain with entirely too many guns on it, but the roles were basically the same.

[@heyguys2002]

,,were immediately crying with a force so great their tears could power turbines" That's a new one. Have to remember that :D

[@thekraken1909]

Lolwhat

[@jackharan3791]

I mean this base was T1, it wasnt strong at all from the looks of it, just big

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

Had the same kind of thing happen in ARK, personally.

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

Guns? Airship? Minecraft? wat

[@Balgus4]

Never played that game and dont know why it is in my feed. But to you good lady or sir, you have done well. Revenge is a dish best served with tentacles.

[@Crazy_Bomb]

Kalamari?

[@emeghadd]

@@Crazy_Bomb spot on

[@retr0zombie]

Meanwhile I'm over here being a noob struggling with fighting spiders eating bugs

[@xanaxcruz1893]

I felt this comment

[@Bobertgrimlin]

same

[@ParasiteQueen1]

LOL!!! I know man!

[@machomanalexyt5736]

I don't even go anywhere near the giant spiders. They spook the shit out of me

[@GODkillingVIRUS1984]

2 years later .... how is it going?

[@Cthuwu333]

So you turned into a super-squid and pissed all over their base? I approve

[@mfr3641]

No replies be like

[@bargainbin6162]

A reply has arrived.

[@vicirdek2275]

This random clan thats way more powerful then me raided my work? Hold my beer.

[@Kilrathi95]

Hey there bubba, Hold my beer and Yog this.

[@kilolovo672]

Me: ........................RUN

[@chairsbobington8074]

Hiç videosuz 7 aboneli kanal a

[@briaormead4239]

Oha lan şansa bak.

[@ulugbeglu]

than diyeceksin ezik

[@todd.cannon]

Hilarious! What was their reaction to this? Great lamenting and rending of garments, I imagine.

[@coltondaddario8282]

they probably have trouble sitting down every so often now.

[@NickHou82]

Todd Cannon he put the reasoning in the description

[@EasyKillsGG]

Nick Todd dint ask for the reasoning, but to how they reacted after the raid.. :)

[@seppetoni7874]

yeah but still, what was the clan's reachtion? must have been epic

[@felipe9117]

kids, vengeance isn't good, but when it's necessary, it can be a b*tch

[@juggernaught79]

Start playing Conan in PS4.. KZbin be like “HEY LOOK CONAN EXILES VIDEO!!!!!!!”

[@sleepybreadmaker]

juggernaught79 If you want some people to play with me and my bois always looking for more people just reply to me if you would like

[@d.b.2917]

juggernaught79 ikr, I saw that it was free, literally searched up 1 video on how to build a proper base. Now I have recommended videos like crazy

[@xanaxshake]

@@sleepybreadmaker sounds fun add me, deathWN

[@jamesaidan4839]

@@sleepybreadmaker what's your profile

[@sleepybreadmaker]

James Aidan MiniVerse23 Ill be on later today

[@FlavorPlays]

Install your Driver already

[@sarcasm-83]

Would you have preferred to watch him install the driver?

[@ufoools]

I tried clicking it thinking it was mine.

[@connermiles7425]

ufoools 😂😂😂

[@redwood8138]

Well, at least a solo player can do something to big clans in this game.

[@pandahsykes602]

Redwood81 yes this “big clan” was more like 2-5 people building that base that just happened to kill this guy (the video uploader) once . This game is highly unbalanced and just a building simulator basically .

[@alfriesmacdonalds5879]

lousy game

[@Choice777]

once ? tough shit then. they got stomped. next time they won't mess with anyone once.

[@fireforeffect1979]

Not only did you just sell me on this game but I wish to serve your greatness. Well done. I love a good vengeance story. You're like the John Wick of prehistory.👏

[@greifingfoxes7890]

How about you tell us the goddamn server name then you giant octohead D:

[@denguz3716]

I uninstalled the game after being fucked with by bigger clans because im solo. It looks like you feel the same way, want to team up?

[@Floating.Point.]

matt k LMAO. So you determine if a game community is alive by how much noise it makes on Twitch.

[@Floating.Point.]

Ceol Ceol I don't care for this game in particular, I just find amusing to say that a game is DEAD when there's 2000+ people playing on monday midnight! For real, this Minecraft-kids nowadays should get on reddit to join communities of 20+/- members to schedule a day and hour just to play a couple matches of a game... they would also be amused!

[@DRT-81]

dude hes using cheats

[@Tallestdwarf]

Fifth or Sixth time this has been in my recommended. Third time I've watched it. I'm still confused.

[@FrogOnAHorse]

Taylor Holder read the description

[@Tallestdwarf]

@@FrogOnAHorse I know what's going on in the video. I'm confused as to why it's been recommended so much.

[@hailpizzaking]

KZbin demands you watch more

[@gym7144]

Your a normie.

[@Tallestdwarf]

@@gym7144 You're* a dumbass.

[@EJtcbPLAYS]

That rhino definitely regretted messing with you!

[@izkale6875]

i dont know you can summon hentai in this game

[@dylanspence3874]

count me in

[@hectorlam8197]

(insert lenny face)

[@itzcloudy5672]

message matches pfp so much

[@henriksundqvist5089]

Random Dude How many minutes of footage do i get if i pay 10€?

[@4kShotta]

Imagine bullying a kid and u see him making the ritual and seeing something come from the ground...

[@drizzo4669]

"Crush your enemies. See them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women " That is whats best in life.

[@interesting6436]

So... KZbin recommendations brought all of us together.Again..

[@faniefrikkie6868]

That is... correct

[@Darkoriax17]

...yep. Still, this video was at least halfway decent.

[@faniefrikkie6868]

@@Darkoriax17 let's go with that.

[@Darkoriax17]

@@faniefrikkie6868 Hey, I'm all for watching one guy stand up to an asshole clan.

[@garrettverville9564]

Archer: *misses every shot* Darth vader: thats my trooper

[@ItsaNessie]

I saw this and I cracked up laughing. I have experienced servers on different games having these rules of no griefing but never enforce them against groups or donators. This leaves players in a bad spot like you were but honestly, I LOVED seeing you get revenge

[@evildeedz6905]

Amphanuelle Revenge for what

[@TheBizzerker]

I imagine it like a Family Guy cutaway, where they come and kick over his sandcastle on the beach and he just narrows his eyes and stares at them. Then it cuts to him summoning that thing and laying waste to everything.

[@Zeemis]

l2read

[@Isredel]

read the video description before you comment, Evil Deedz.

[@DemonRaticate]

Well its not that simple. In this game its a little bit more difficult than just farming dirt to make a house. Alone it can take hours of farming alone just to build up. Sure its easy, but a chore. Coming back from logging out to see 10 hours of work wasted and all your stuff gone really doesn't sit well with some people hence joining a server with a no raiding while the target is d/c'd rule. These guys broke the rule twice and admins don't enforce these rules, sooo lets give em a taste of losing about 40 days as they sit there not being able to do anything.

[@rendmi2887]

Next time bring a wooden sign with you to leave a sassy message as well :D.

[@youthinky0uknowme]

I don't get this game but he turned into a big squid and shit all over them so thats pretty cool.

[@arizenation3188]

A generic bar of soap the name and the comment combine perfectly lol

[@wakadraco714]

Seems like this video got recommended to a lot of people because of some buggy youtube algorithm. The other videos from this channel get around 200-600 views but this one got 2.841.974 views and counting.

[@Maddinhpws]

Probably because people love this level of pettyness.

[@ayporos]

Or you can look at it as a warning to any big youtuber: "behold the might of our recommendation engine. You are not big because of merit, you are big because WE allow it. Now cower in fear!"

[@TheHandleOnYoutube]

Waka Draco funcom paid it ^

[@andrewkappler5503]

Maddinhpws lol

[@BurningIntelect]

Waka Draco we just watch what they show us. I haven't even heard of this game

[@PatientZeroBalisong]

Don't forget to update those drivers :)

[@valyunironbane8996]

everybody gangsta till the quiet kid summons Cthulhu and wrecks everybodys shit

[@andrewe.2464]

all their shit destroyed, less than 2 minutes. 4.4k clan members did not like this..

[@nathanweinberg5296]

"faked a rage quit" yea, ok. but nice revenge

[@RandomBJJGuy]

Nathan Weinberg lol he meant "I rage quit, had a beer, got back on a couple days later"

[@voteZDLR]

*minutes ^ :)

[@user-sx4qu4dz9z]

wut

[@voteZDLR]

Nobody is denying what he said, they're denying that they believe him or not.

[@dapperknight3420]

That's fine, you don't have to believe him for it to be true.

[@itDingle]

I dont play conan, i only observe it from a distance, but im curious. is there anything you can do about an OLD GOD having its period on your base and effectively turning it into chemical waste?

[@BlackViperMWG]

Basically grind to summon your own god.

[@robspleen6205]

Johny Drbušek yeah but that still means u cant protect u buildings. Wouldnt even summon another god destroy even more? This seems to UNBALANCED. I'd like to know abt ur reaction when a salty kid comes to ur server and summon this and destroy ur work u put in mybe many hours!

[@kingflamealot3714]

if you kill the one summoning it it will instantly dissapear.

[@robspleen6205]

King Flame A Lot u mean the person who summond? Will his body jst stand arround while he controls the thing?

[@filiusnox5150]

yes

[@ishmadjasiir5498]

The 9.7 dislikes are people who stopped playing Conan because of this KZbinr

[@alfrazalam101]

I haveno idea why this was recomended to me, but this is pretty cool!

[@Mondkuh]

same here !

[@Shacka69]

All the dislikes in this video are members in the actual clan

[@DEATHANDSADDNESS]

gooood!.....gooood!

[@hereticalfish3509]

Carcrafter7 you gud bud

[@joezilla29]

Is it unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your base, are now...mine.

[@didllynutz]

Carcrafter7 UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[@MakoTaco]

I already watched this months ago and it came back in my recommended feed, nice.

[@haggishighways]

Same

[@Folfah]

Hell i watched this pretty much when it was posted (was looking into this game) But yt sent me here again.

[@FEARSWTOR]

Anyone else watch this and find themselves exclaiming "Drop the food, you idiot!" when they were trying to decide what level 3 thrall to leave behind?

[@omegasupreme5527]

Never even played this but I was guessing that meat isn't exactly a rare resource.

[@Apeacrobat01320]

don't go on exiles tomorrow.

[@TheRealHusk]

why not

[@TheRealHusk]

Yeah, that looked like a threat to me :^)

[@prussianblue9316]

Thanks fam

[@stu3131]

Some of you are alright.

[@energy_waves]

Thanks for the heads up, Josh.

[@Ctac46]

wtf did I just watch...

[@shanekohl7639]

A highlight of a garbage game

[@NYCAustinNYC]

Conan Exiles... IMHO a pretty good fun game.

[@gonkdroid6301]

NYCAustinNYC your opinion

[@NYCAustinNYC]

LegendarySuper SaiyanJonathanMarcus Yes.. my opinion. IMHO = In my honest opinion.. no? :P

[@deadbonesbrook8950]

honest*

[@Sensedog]

Alright KZbin, I watched it. Are you happy?

[@Gryflir]

Why is that video getting 3M views ? I mean, the video isn't bad or sth, but why does it keeps spawning in my recommended videos even though I don't have any history watching MMO or survival games.

[@stevensavage2684]

When he was done he summoned another Yog and informed him that his youtube channel was struggling. Yog does not take such things lightly.

[@Cloudmaster1511]

yog saron hopes end is pure rng.....

[@deafcongaming6295]

Paid hackers to get the views

[@jasonjut3668]

youtube got sponsored by mark zuckerberg to promote his revenge action IRL

[@strider5119]

It pops up recommended after you watch hentai.

[@GamerBoom91]

well played sir, well played!

[@JoshSweetvale]

Yup. Yog IS Yog-sototh. Lovecraft's answer to Yahweh. Long may he squid.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Lovecraft and Conan Guy ( Howard ) were friends.

[@zarrstroglutt2346]

Merlin Ambrosius Wrong god, your thinking of Azathoth. Yog-Sothoth is a bunch of transdimensional spheres.

[@daemonflayer]

Azathoth is the one sleeping, and all of reality is his dream. Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future. All are one in Yog-Sothoth. In other words, Yog-Sothoth is time and space. And given that he's canonically spoken in Lovecraft's works (The Dunwich Horror, highly recommended) it is certain that he's not asleep, wasn't asleep, and won't be asleep.

[@ironstar183]

daemonflayer dunwich horror is one of the best

[@jayrafael109]

Meh. Yog's the bottom rung of cosmics nowadays.

[@CarEnjoyer420]

When a gaint squid get's lost and Poops on somebodies home.

[@sergiohenrique2411]

as the game is right now, gods r the only play for solo players against clans. the joke is the ppl (from clans) that say the game is broken cus of gods... just ask the solo players to leave the game at once.. servers with no summon - pussy admin abuse servers. gg dude, wp.

[@bertjeeuh569]

People who are decent at the game and are in clans say gods are op because they are. This guy solofarmed 1 god, a clan of 6 could potentially have gotten 6 or even more. The reason gods are considered op by big clans is not because they are afraid of yuou (atleast the decent ones) but because they could wipe the whole server all by themselves by just spamming gods. Soloplayers are weak

[@jakkonexus1166]

avatars are not playable as the game is right now. it's not about solos or clans. (obviously)

[@bertjeeuh569]

Let's say with the new implementations, you as a soloplayer have a forcefield against one god (like they have planned) in come 6 people with 6 different gods from the same clan. Goodluck. Different scenario, gods are disabled. Goodluck as a soloplayer cause when you have 5 doors to protect you, clans have 15 or even more than that. You'll have 10 explosive jars when they have over a 100. Soloplay is never better than clanplay, with or without gods :P

[@KiragIG]

Yog IS really op - there are places Set or Mitra cannot reach, but Yog can fly over any point of the map - and even beyond the map - and shit upon any target even deep in cave. Devs should nerf Yog's flight height and shit penetration

[@sergiohenrique2411]

I am not arguing it is better to soloplay or clanplay.. I am arguing it is nice to be able to soloplay in survival games.. and about that theory of urs, numbers will b numbers, please do ignore the individual skill.. there r good clans and bad ones same as solo players, it is not my point. last time i took on a clan i wiped their entire (shit spam) base without gods and wut they did? hacked my base right in front of my eyes... so yeah, i much rather have a god coming than a hacker. and the day i wana go by statistics, then ill join a clan.. but for now im good playing without bosses..

[@cuhleef]

Upgrade your goddamn driver.

[@Choice777]

it's on autopilot.

[@thinnerlight5735]

How often can you turn into the giant squid thing?

[@fitnessmmaplaylists3548]

Thinnerlight everytime you go on drugs

[@Jadeviper00]

You have to hit max level and upgrade your temple to 3rd tier then gather a few things(the things you have to gather differ based on your religion in game) before you can do this.

[@MakinMoneyISeasy]

How often can you do it? How long does it take to gather the mats? Surely not as long as it took that clan to build their base. Seems like a really broken mechanic.

[@MrLaurinator]

It's easy enough to defeat, for a clan this size. This was an offline-raid.

[@Jadeviper00]

yeah it's kind of broken atm, I think if they required more materials to summon them then it would work out a lot better. currently somebody from a decent-size tribe even just five people could probably do this in two days. the only way to stop it is to kill the person who summoned it to so good luck with killing him before your place is gone.

[@sibiris8474]

And once again, I watch this video. Year after year. Thank you KZbin for recommending it to me every month. Thunck you.

[@ncshuriken]

2:37 Dead bodies appearing randomly in the sky? Is this a Bethesda game? 4:54 "Corpse: Dead".... The corpse is dead? Really? What, REALLY!!??? This game is GENIUS!!!

[@IntegrityGames]

oh you thought there were open world survival mmos that aren't filled with bugs and glitches that's cute

[@trihexa3024]

@@IntegrityGames ikr

[@parrotshootist3004]

In such games, some corpses will attack you..

[@Johnaspwnz]

Corpse: Undead, works fine

[@DemBigOlEyes]

"People die when they're killed" levels of stupidity XD

[@tappajavittu]

This is best in life.

[@perineum6]

Too few people will understand your comment. I'm not sure, but I think I heard the lamentation of those women.

[@crushmonkey801]

Does the Rhino count as driven cattle? :D

[@fierywolverine5044]

I prefer watching it dead.

[@ImOutsideTheBox]

What is best in life?! To summon a squid, shit on your enemies and hear the fustrated cries of their amateur archers

[@Nakamichi_Jun]

also saw them crush their enemies and I am pretty they are now driven before them

[@lethianc3739]

At the start should have played that song " I shit on you!" Lmao

[@KAIIRU.]

aaaannnnnddd it's gone. Your base is gone. What do you mea- IT'S GAWWWWNNNN!!

[@krimsonnikk217]

Nice south park reference:)

[@abaddon130]

Nice Caspersight reference

[@Kintepro]

Wow at least you can fight off clans unlike in rust, dayz, and basically every other online survival game where you get dominated if you play solo.

[@2yt4u.14.]

SNOWSKIJUNKY yes thats right

[@AleksandarV18]

Try 7 days to die u can own even as solo.

[@donnydavino4326]

SNOWSKIJUNKY I play Solo in Rust and do just fine. The trick is to not play on Official servers

[@ninjataisen]

If you want a solo survive game online with some pvp .. check "Survive the Nights" 50/50 (pve/pvp ) ... This game will never release but It could be the best Survival ever !!

[@ekzpo3876]

It seems to me like a big clan would then just have the ability to turn into like 10 "gods" and shit on everybody at once

[@ahhotep1833]

I'll be playing this in a couple days! Was playing Ark Evolve solo a while back...everything Kelly Quimby said below is absolutely true and even more so if solo. So, I am totally impressed with the Karma you dealt that clan!! Kudos Dude!!!!

[@aziath7151]

Don't mess with people who have nothing better to do with their life.

[@wkwk2025]

Dont mess with the roblox kid.

[@izzydantzler7593]

95 people don't... well make that 96

[@nichtgiu6813]

Bruh the Guy with the bow got the Aim of a Stormtrooper

[@milkdudz3895]

Some one pisses you off. Summon Cthulhu

[@mylesword7675]

This is the last time I watch hentai

[@ShiftTheMatrixGaming]

Mylea Word Lmao!!!!

[@pezcontainer]

Mylea Word Fuckin liar

[@MainGoldDragon]

so much rape....

[@THAC0MANIC]

i just watch you watch hentai. Hi not creepy or anything.

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

@ Mylea Word : It is a simple fact that that was _at the time_ the last time they watched hentai. The next _last time they watched hentai_ was prolly an hour or so later though.

[@Requiem90009]

"Conan, what is best in life?" Conan: "To crush your enemies and see them driven before you"

[@chrischaf]

Don't forget: "and hear the lamentation of their women" ;P

[@tegamingother]

@@chrischaf really the best

[@Matt-kd8xx]

Crush your enemies with a squid god ? Not Conan style at all. It's a pussy move.

[@AlmostGrewMyHair]

If that OP squid can ruin hours of work, isn't it supposed to be used? Good job.

[@tegamingother]

its actually pretty easy to farm up to. just find a good place to farm stuff and run back and forth for 9 hours or so building up to the sanctum then getting a priest if you can find the correct one and have enough of the right stuff then summon your demon god. simple really. avatars can be disabled though.

[@Mehmetyldrm_]

0:48 Okay I'm buying this game

[@fierywolverine5044]

Waste of money.

[@fierywolverine5044]

What exactly is wrong with that? It's more of a rhetorical comment.

[@fierywolverine5044]

You kids are cancerous.

[@tek512]

Okay kid, settle down. The short bus will be here shortly to pick you up for grade school.

[@fierywolverine5044]

So tilted lol. I may not be a cactus expert, but I know a real prick when I see one.

[@wafflingmean4477]

Bullshit like this is why I stopped playing Ark Survival Evolved. You can spend 50 hours of work on your base and everything gets levelled in 5 minutes and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it because Alpha tribes and other high level players are effectively invincible.

[@diadokhoi5722]

WafflingMean44 there are servers with no gods allowed

[@Ian-ie3hy]

WafflingMean44 If it bothers you that much then play pve Pvp is never fair or fun to me...so i play pve One day a game might come along that is not gear grind based...or gank fest Until then there is a choice of complaining or just playing pve...or not playing anything at all Remember...support games you enjoy..dont support the games you dont....where you spend your money matters alot..not just to you either!

[@ras1116]

same here i used to play ASE until those damned tribes stole my tamed dinosaurs and raided my base and a shitty system the server allowing other players to abuse upon solo players. especially the prisoner system where they could imprisoned your atavar upon you loggin on. I was like where the fuck am I!

[@sc9475]

I just hope you updated your graphics driver by now...

[@Carpfoon]

Who came here from the solo bankrupts clan video of rust gameplay? Edit: plot twist it was his own clan

[@Alovatololo]

I have so many questions but the 2 biggest are: 1. 3:07 why was that guy naked? 2. What's stopping griefers from doing this all the time.

[@baileybrowne1749]

Nobody: Kracken:IM bouta end this man's whole career

[@bl4ckp00lz3]

Im bouta KRACK this mans career

[@georgeanos7831]

What a great time for it to become recommended. Conan exiles is free for ps4 on April

[@ac_corvogaming5920]

yeet

[@Honja999]

just got it 👀

[@ac_corvogaming5920]

@@Honja999 already got it's platinum

[@Oilupimtherein5]

@@ac_corvogaming5920 weird flex but ok

[@sidmiester5249]

Wait do you need ps plus for it ???

[@Primo_Luca]

Just coming back to say that this video was the sole reason i started playing Conan some years ago, and man, look where we are now. Awesome raid my guy, fuck 'em up!