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@Max_Griswald
@Max_Griswald 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Katherine did the best job of concealing and looking like a normal person.
@asapatheist
@asapatheist 4 жыл бұрын
to be fair, no points.
@asapatheist
@asapatheist 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaybeAnnatar Kathrine Ryan is from the US.
@gamekid55
@gamekid55 3 жыл бұрын
@@asapatheist Katherine Ryan is Canadian
@asapatheist
@asapatheist 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamekid55 she is clearly not from the UK is my point.
@NinjaPicnicers
@NinjaPicnicers 3 жыл бұрын
@Onlyinferiorpeopleneedcensors KZbinsucks you are someone who doesnt know how to use their nose to breathe
@mcbaked2373
@mcbaked2373 4 жыл бұрын
Pov: Pinapples have been outlawed and these are smugglers teaching you how to get pineapple into the country.
@ljbarrowmanlj8542
@ljbarrowmanlj8542 4 жыл бұрын
That is the stupidest idea ever
@Crimpleyy
@Crimpleyy 4 жыл бұрын
@@ljbarrowmanlj8542 Not really, airports do check produce coming in to prevent the spreading of diseases to crops that we grow
@filippelant9501
@filippelant9501 3 жыл бұрын
Considering Brexit, this comment aged quite well and suprisingly fast.
@playerkingofnewyorkcity2581
@playerkingofnewyorkcity2581 3 жыл бұрын
The idea of smuggling is that the thing you try to smuggle in remain intact.
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 Жыл бұрын
Good riddance.
@vidiia
@vidiia 4 жыл бұрын
the spinning contraption elevates this to complete hilarity
@gameseeker6307
@gameseeker6307 4 жыл бұрын
We can improve it for some primitive devices such as mills and power...
@richardpartrestal8664
@richardpartrestal8664 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were talking about the blender
@lyrehcb8156
@lyrehcb8156 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardpartrestal8664 this comment elevated Vidiia’s comment to complete hilarity.
@joykendi883
@joykendi883 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean the blender? 😭
@DiZh0
@DiZh0 4 жыл бұрын
So the best strategy was to carry the pineapple in your hand, but cut a few very small pieces off and hide them really well. He'll have to keep guessing for the final pieces
@whateverppl1229
@whateverppl1229 4 жыл бұрын
i know, i was thinking some in your hair, under your finger nail etc
@KobeCards
@KobeCards 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking if there was a way to hide literally just the tiniest piece behind an ear, or something crazy like that too.
@codebracker
@codebracker 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah just stuff leaves everywhere
@DiZh0
@DiZh0 4 жыл бұрын
@@codebracker Not 'everywhere' cause if there's a piece there he didnt geuss wrong. Thats why i found Katherine should have won over Jon. For only the few places she hides it in, he had to geuss a lot.
@jeice13
@jeice13 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe just hide the leaves from the top, theyre nicely flat and clean
@origionalnamehereok
@origionalnamehereok 4 жыл бұрын
"Conceal this pinapple on your person" Is the most threatening thing i've ever seen on youchewb.
@dayyim123
@dayyim123 4 жыл бұрын
Liked for youchewb
@MrNick-
@MrNick- 4 жыл бұрын
It’s KZbin not youchewb learn how to spell correctly and it’s pineapple not pinapple omg and it’s I’ve not i’ve omg omg omg Just fucking with you 😉
@sonnerlynnhabab5818
@sonnerlynnhabab5818 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrNick- you must be fun at parties mate
@thegodpenguin5890
@thegodpenguin5890 4 жыл бұрын
@@sonnerlynnhabab5818 did you not read the full comment?
@HeyitsBri_
@HeyitsBri_ 3 жыл бұрын
I welcomed the challenge. I’ve being preparing for such a thing for years...
@emmad799
@emmad799 4 жыл бұрын
i’ve never seen this show before and i assumed they had to just hide the entire pineapple somewhere (like without cutting it up or anything) and i was just like well that should be pretty easy to guess lol
@amazingabby25
@amazingabby25 4 жыл бұрын
Pregnancy belly
@riftwake178
@riftwake178 4 жыл бұрын
That's what the girl was saying too. She was talking about her coochie.
@ashurean
@ashurean 4 жыл бұрын
My first thought would've been to get a wig colored similarly to your hair, tape the pineapple to the back of your head, and blend your hair and the wig over it.
@2GoatsInATrenchCoat
@2GoatsInATrenchCoat 4 жыл бұрын
@@ashurean my first thought would've been to create dozens of pineapple-shaped bulges all over my body to throw the guesser off
@TheRealConcertKing
@TheRealConcertKing 4 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the same thing, lmao.
@columbus8myhw
@columbus8myhw 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm forty years old, you know." "Happy birthday."
@kdb5229
@kdb5229 4 жыл бұрын
And in a later series, when Bob Mortimer tells him: “It’s my birthday today. What d’you think of that?” Alex responds: “I quite like it.” Always knows what to say, this man.
@persisyoder2948
@persisyoder2948 4 жыл бұрын
I was the 1k like and that makes really happy for some reason
@spymaster3366
@spymaster3366 4 жыл бұрын
And that's why I love the English
@TaraAndFriends
@TaraAndFriends 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but happy Thanksgiving!
@spamuel98
@spamuel98 3 жыл бұрын
"conceal this pineapple on your person" Alright, gonna need a bottle of olive oil and ten minutes alone in the bathroom.
@yeetreviews
@yeetreviews 3 жыл бұрын
Damn you need olive oil
@bloodynoses9693
@bloodynoses9693 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeetreviews bruh noooo 😂☠️💀
@bloopity4117
@bloopity4117 3 жыл бұрын
Oooo sounds painful
@melissal8160
@melissal8160 3 жыл бұрын
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
@the_names_isabel
@the_names_isabel 3 жыл бұрын
i want to see the face of the doctor when you try to explain why you have a pineapple there
@jaclynrachellec
@jaclynrachellec 4 жыл бұрын
Katherine should have gotten an extra point for not eating any pineapple.
@walrus8444
@walrus8444 4 жыл бұрын
she did because that caused him to guess wrong
@Providence83
@Providence83 4 жыл бұрын
walrus I CAN'T LIKE A COMMENT MORE THAN ONCE AND IT ANGERS ME.
@protojager
@protojager 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like she gave it away, he asked about crotch and she revealed the whole corset, but all she had to say was yes to crotch and not show him, the same way the dude with pineapple in his ass didn't have to show or remove it immediately.
@penngheeney
@penngheeney 4 жыл бұрын
@@protojager, exactly! Why show the whole shebang when he had only guessed one spot? He already had 14 incorrect guesses for her, though... why would she assume that John would have caused 20 incorrect guesses? I think she probably thought she had already won. And it would have been hard to open the jumpsuit to show her crotch without also showing her belly/corset.
@asapatheist
@asapatheist 4 жыл бұрын
no points.
@emolgana
@emolgana 2 жыл бұрын
"I left pineapple juice on the windowsill for 2 days, drank it, and then shat myself" is such a criminally underrated quote from this show. It's so out of left-field and makes me cry laughing every time
@GinkgoPete
@GinkgoPete 3 жыл бұрын
The trick to this is just misdirects. It was never about really hiding the pineapple.
@lechugsrevenge
@lechugsrevenge 3 жыл бұрын
Wäre Raab ein Teil davon gewesen, wäre etwas Großes passiert
@EllieOK
@EllieOK 3 жыл бұрын
@@lechugsrevenge Na hör mal
@GackFinder
@GackFinder 6 ай бұрын
Maybe the real pineapple-hiding were the pineapples we hid along the way
@ks_cerealkiller
@ks_cerealkiller 4 жыл бұрын
"Is that a pineapple or are you just happy to see me?"
@jourdanhamme4065
@jourdanhamme4065 4 жыл бұрын
This is the comment that needs to be acknowledged :)
@sot514
@sot514 2 жыл бұрын
Hello I like your profile picture
@cataudriste2236
@cataudriste2236 2 жыл бұрын
she is going to steal your bullets
@jackcostello4046
@jackcostello4046 3 жыл бұрын
Jon was definitely the only one who really registered that you win by making him guess wrong as many times as possible, so it didn't really matter how many correct guesses he got so long as you kept him from finding the last few bits.
@JSmellerM
@JSmellerM 7 ай бұрын
I think he also avoided hiding the pineapple bits in symmetry as in he hid some in the right glove, but not the left one, something on his left knee but not the right one and so on. So every time Alex got a place right he would then more or less have to guess the other side too.
@TheOldAmishMan
@TheOldAmishMan 4 жыл бұрын
Not one of them used their prison wallet. A real disappointing lack of commitment.
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 4 жыл бұрын
Joe tried, but we all saw how that worked out.
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE 4 жыл бұрын
I cant imagine that ending well. Pineapple has this annoying tendency to eat away as soft tissues
@Galdring
@Galdring 4 жыл бұрын
@Gamer Just shove it in a bag, first? Would have been funny, which is what they were going for, anyway.
@Kosmologiikka
@Kosmologiikka 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen a video of a very talented young lady doing just that.
@sluggy1739
@sluggy1739 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kosmologiikka Oh no. Where? For science reasons.
@enjohneering9673
@enjohneering9673 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like a really fun way to turn this into a party game is to have some small group that has to hide a pineapple on their person and then have everyone else try to figure out who is in that group over an evening. Any wrong guess disqualifies the guesser and the pineapple team wins if at least one of their number goes undetected by the end of the party. Then it is about actually hiding the fruit effectively, not just putting a small piece somewhere arbitrary.
@jionmionskwisgaar1476
@jionmionskwisgaar1476 3 жыл бұрын
And as the party goes on the juice drips down....
@darkblossum4379
@darkblossum4379 3 жыл бұрын
@@jionmionskwisgaar1476 there are sealable plastic bags out there. They will not leak juice, as long as you close it correctly. You can also use other sealable containers and hide them on you. Should you have more timey you could even dry the Entire Pinapple so it will not leak anything. There are more than enough ways to make it happen :D
@The-Divey
@The-Divey 3 жыл бұрын
If it was a party I would suggest cutting up only one pineapple into equal pieces and then having players hiding that without making the piece smaller.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda sounds like "Assassin" in a party setting, which sounds fun! Could probably use something other than pineapple, though.
@jearlblah5169
@jearlblah5169 Жыл бұрын
@@The-Divey if it’s disk shaped that would be ridiculously easy to hide on say your lower back (at least assuming your clothes aren’t that tight fitting
@bobidou23
@bobidou23 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Joe Wilkinson constantly has a trick in his arsenal, where he can call someone weird (as he did Jon) and it's immediately the most scathing insult imaginable because, you know, Joe Wilkinson
@PokerJoker811
@PokerJoker811 4 жыл бұрын
He certainly had a trick in his arsenal for this task.
@mr.goodsir3410
@mr.goodsir3410 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly the art of misdirection is probably the most effective way to win the game.
@hakonmarcus
@hakonmarcus 4 жыл бұрын
My initial idea was to get 40 other pineapples, slice them all in two and attach all the halves around my person. This means only two out of 82 possible options are the correct pineapple. I guess I could also cellotape a tiny slice behind my left knee for good measure.
@magdalenas8666
@magdalenas8666 4 жыл бұрын
thanks actually pretty much what i thought of at first :)
@flyingdutchman8371
@flyingdutchman8371 4 жыл бұрын
When you use the wrong formula but get the right answer
@majickman
@majickman 3 жыл бұрын
@@flyingdutchman8371 I don't see the flaw in the math. 41 pineapples, one of which is correct, each cut in half makes 41*2=82 pineapple halves, of which 2 are from the correct pineapple.
@jaimebeeep9586
@jaimebeeep9586 3 жыл бұрын
@@majickman It's not actually about math, it's a saying that basically means getting to the desired end, using unconventional means
@tiffanylastinger3925
@tiffanylastinger3925 3 жыл бұрын
....would be rough to do in 20 minutes
@justanoman6497
@justanoman6497 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if for Katherine there ever was a guess for inside the umbrella, because I'd hide a teeny tiny piece of it in the tip. And as the umbrella is clear, he might not think to guess in/on it and... keep him guessing to rack up wrong guesses.
@JSmellerM
@JSmellerM 7 ай бұрын
The Umbrella however is not on her. So that would be cheating.
@iczyg
@iczyg 4 жыл бұрын
Despite this just being a silly game, it could easily be improved by limiting the number of guesses, and then looking at the % of pineapple that was found in those limited guesses AND number of times guessed correctly out of those limited guesses, then weighting between % found and correct guesses for an overall score. That way you prevent cheesing by cutting up the pineapple and just plastering it in every other nook & cranny to increase the number of incorrect guesses, and the winner is the person who actually hid the item the best.
@PetziPotato
@PetziPotato 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, you should really give game design a go
@obesus787
@obesus787 3 жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t be nearly as funny though. This is clearly an “entertainment over rules” type of show.
@iczyg
@iczyg 3 жыл бұрын
@@obesus787 I'd disagree with that. There's a distinction to be made where humor is found. The big humor hits of the show through execution generally lie in either succeeding/failing to circumvent the ruleset given in an interesting way (i.e. success - mat to balls, failure - balloons in bag, succeeding or failing to find a secret method that was there from the start) or nonchalance/not giving a shit over trying to think too much about a task at all (i.e. potato in hole). Trying to be vague enough that if you've seen it you know what i'm talking about and if you haven't it doesn't spoil without context. The way this task works doesn't do any of that -- the humor is derived from the concept of the task itself -- people plastering pineapple all over their body. It's going to be really funny seeing everyone do that task in their own way. It's just the way it's written to be judged leads the outcome to kind of fall flat because it just feels like to get a lot of points, you could just kind of do the task poorly, rather than it feeling like more points went to players who performed some kind of outplay. Having a ruleset/method of judging that doesn't completely align with what the spirit of the task seems to be doesn't add any extra humor, but rather just kind of takes away from it. It's an unsatisfactory way to end, and having a better, more succinct ruleset that judges the task based more on how well the task was performed only serves to leave a satisfactory end to what was an already humorous task rather than taking away from it. And it seems like many people agree with that sentiment. I know this was kind of long, but I could tell it'd be on of those things I'd end up writing out over several replies later anyway.
@obesus787
@obesus787 3 жыл бұрын
iczyje agree to disagree then
@Dumpknoedel
@Dumpknoedel 3 жыл бұрын
the whole point of this show is to allow cheating
@homeaccount5206
@homeaccount5206 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, hello internet I see you've brought something for me, WTF is this?
@ianthehuman
@ianthehuman 4 жыл бұрын
I highly suggest you watch this show! Its a bunch of comedians being given tasks that they have to solve in their own ways. There are full episodes up on this channel!
@JoeMakaFloe
@JoeMakaFloe 4 жыл бұрын
@@ianthehuman there are full tasks, not episodes
@delphia3K
@delphia3K 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoeMakaFloe the entirety of season 1 is up on this channel
@JoeMakaFloe
@JoeMakaFloe 4 жыл бұрын
@@delphia3K WHAT?
@JoeMakaFloe
@JoeMakaFloe 4 жыл бұрын
@@delphia3K Oof every single one except ep. 4 is unavailable in my country
@RobinFlysHigh
@RobinFlysHigh 4 жыл бұрын
People: "Japan has the weirdest game shows." This video: _"I'm about to end Japan's whole career."_
@SkyNinja759
@SkyNinja759 3 жыл бұрын
Britain: Hold my Guinness
@davidodonovan1699
@davidodonovan1699 4 жыл бұрын
The woman's idea seemed to be the best.
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't find her name?
@davidodonovan1699
@davidodonovan1699 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonhohensee3258 I forgot it and wasn't concerned about rewatching the video to find it.
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidodonovan1699 - You didn't have to rewatch it. Just look at the description below the video. 🙄
@davidodonovan1699
@davidodonovan1699 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonhohensee3258 I've learnt the hard way to not take things very seriously. I'm on medication for serious anxiety.
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidodonovan1699 - No you're not.
@nasekiller
@nasekiller 2 жыл бұрын
i love how john had pineapple basically everywhere on his body, but alex still guessed wrong 20 times xD
@thepizzaman8064
@thepizzaman8064 Жыл бұрын
_"You fell to the old two glove trick!"_
@JSmellerM
@JSmellerM 7 ай бұрын
He probably avoided hiding the pineapple in the same place twice. What I mean is he hides it in his right glove but not the left one. Tape a bit to his right knee but not the left one. So Alex was tricked into guessing a wrong spot every time he got a right one. Even if he gets what Jon is doing he has to guess them because what if Jon deviates on some place.
@petupullo5160
@petupullo5160 4 жыл бұрын
When Katherine laughs, she always looks like a hand puppet laughing
@klmrk9961
@klmrk9961 3 жыл бұрын
Face full of botox
@somefuckstolemynick
@somefuckstolemynick 2 жыл бұрын
Botox will do that to you.
@xWinterstarex7
@xWinterstarex7 4 жыл бұрын
That lady is probably sad she didn't eat some like the rest of them did xD
@jerrickmarques8777
@jerrickmarques8777 4 жыл бұрын
probably happy she didn't shove pineapple up her ass
@1sTEfFaniE1
@1sTEfFaniE1 4 жыл бұрын
No because it was considered a wrong guess.
@jerrickmarques8777
@jerrickmarques8777 4 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Manella you would have lost because they guessed that pretty quick into the game
@diana-9562
@diana-9562 4 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Manella nah, its once they've guessed every place that the pineapple is, its over. so if you ate the whole thing and since that was probably the first thing asked you would've done the worst at this
@radmoonable
@radmoonable 4 жыл бұрын
@@diana-9562 eat most of it and hide tiny pieces under nails or hair.
@degiguess
@degiguess 4 жыл бұрын
I would have taken one of the leaves of the pineapple and cut it into very small pieces and hid them in unlikely places like under my hairline or under my shirt collar then I would've taken the rest of the pineapple and put it in an obvious place that way even though he'd find the majority of the pineapple I'd still have dozens of tiny pieces of leaf hidden all over me and obscured by fake hiding places
@indubitably7906
@indubitably7906 4 жыл бұрын
Your Dad that’s basically what Jon did
@steinistein8611
@steinistein8611 4 жыл бұрын
Hair is actually a great idea. I have dreadlocks I could hide probably a quarter pineapple in there... But washing them afterwards would be a nightmare
@djawnsjhilson218
@djawnsjhilson218 4 жыл бұрын
They only had 20 minutes though
@WatanabeNoTsuna.
@WatanabeNoTsuna. 4 жыл бұрын
Better yet: carve the inside and put back together empty, and only hide the insides. 😂
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 3 жыл бұрын
@@djawnsjhilson218 True, but it doesn't take long to chop something up. A minute would probably be pretty generous for the extra chopping. That leaves a lot of time for hiding. Any pieces you couldn't hide you could just, maybe, hold in your hand. This is all with the benefit of hindsight and no pressure, of course.
@boredflower
@boredflower 4 жыл бұрын
Normal People: Cut it up, stick in pockets Big brain People: blend it and drink it, technically you concealed it on you Internet People: sTiCk iT uP uR bUTt
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@tylerb6981
@tylerb6981 3 жыл бұрын
The only issue with eating it is that the goal of the game was actually to have the "guesser" make the most incorrect guesses. Therefore, drinking it all is actually a really poor strategy. All the guesser would have to do is immediately say "Did you eat any of it?" and they would be done. That is one correct guesses out of one total guesses. That is why the guy that hid it on ~20 obscure parts of his body won this challenge. The guy made a bunch of guesses finding it and made several incorrect guesses along the way. I suppose you could modify the "eat it" strategy by eating most of it and hiding a very small part of it in a very obscure part of your body (like in your ear, or something) and making the guesser flounder around trying to find the second piece. I still think the "making it into dozens of tiny pieces" strat is better.
@givrally7634
@givrally7634 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerb6981 Now I have an idea. On every task before this one, insist on the fact that your right ear is deaf. Really make it known. Then, do your strategy of eating most of it then hide a small piece, but use it as an earplug for your LEFT ear. Of course your right ear isn't actually deaf so you can still hear, but Alex should instantly think "Wait, if his right ear doesn't work, maybe he hid it there ?" and guess right ear. Wrong. Furthermore, if he thinks about it, given what he knows, there's no possible way it's hidden in your left ear since he thinks it's your only working ear. Therefore, he should keep guessing until he makes a throwaway guess on your left ear. EDIT : Fuck, I just realized that he can just say "Is there some in your ears" and the whole strategy's fucked.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 3 жыл бұрын
@@givrally7634 You could respond "which ear?". I dunno if you'd get away with it, but maybe? Your strategy might work, but that's why they don't get to know about the tasks beforehand; very little possible prep.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 3 жыл бұрын
The drinking strategy by Jon is interesting, but not because of the consumption, which is kinda easy to guess (50/50, perhaps). Small amounts of pineapple, blended and put in ziploc bags, could be concealed in more difficult places with less obvious outline, especially if secured by clingfilm. Maybe combine that with the "lots of little bits" gambit. Anyway, great task!
@Dung30n
@Dung30n 4 жыл бұрын
You know you've finally made it, when Joe Wilkinson calls you a weird man. I can only dream of aspiring to such greatness
@T_1.5
@T_1.5 4 жыл бұрын
There’s some amazing ideas that come out of these kinds of tasks
@LetsPlayCrazy
@LetsPlayCrazy 3 жыл бұрын
"front right pocket, No. right key-pocket, Yes" This guy is a criminal mastermind and I love how he thinks!
@breannadexter6983
@breannadexter6983 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I watched to get this recommended to me, but I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Quality content!
@LucianCorrvinus
@LucianCorrvinus 4 жыл бұрын
Well I have a suggestion, but we are going to need a heck of a lot of lube....
@YanosProductions
@YanosProductions 4 жыл бұрын
LucianCorrvinous Son of Hekaté either way you put it in, it’s gonna hurt like hell
@LucianCorrvinus
@LucianCorrvinus 4 жыл бұрын
@@YanosProductions nothing that s important is not without its portion of pain, which gets me hot, and that is why that suggestion came to mind in the first place....how's you pain tolirance, may I ask....?
@matejplachta9460
@matejplachta9460 4 жыл бұрын
heck a lot of lube.. a plastic glove.. aaand a first aid kit.
@beu9245
@beu9245 3 жыл бұрын
@@matejplachta9460 you could just cut of the spikes
@yassfishy
@yassfishy 3 жыл бұрын
@@jana7359 maybe blend the pineapple and put it inside the lube bottle and shove the whole bottle up after youre done using it
@risenqueen7751
@risenqueen7751 4 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t she conceal some in a high ponytail or something with her hair?
@thedistinguished5255
@thedistinguished5255 4 жыл бұрын
She had 20 minutes and she used that time for her waist spot
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 4 жыл бұрын
Too obvious
@AJDaniels5298
@AJDaniels5298 4 жыл бұрын
For real! I've got pretty decently long dreadlocks that I could wrap around the pineapple like a boa constrictor and it would even stay in place on its own.
@---cr8nw
@---cr8nw 3 жыл бұрын
Because most women don't want pineapple in their hair.
@risenqueen7751
@risenqueen7751 3 жыл бұрын
@@---cr8nw and most men wouldn’t want it down their pants 🤷‍♀️ yet here we are...😒
@tablescissors0715
@tablescissors0715 3 жыл бұрын
Easy way to win is to blend the whole thing, leafs and all, then put the liquid in a couple plastic bags
@aliciaoverturf
@aliciaoverturf 3 жыл бұрын
Ah but if you move they make all sorts of noise, leak, shift, and lets not forget the buldge
@lilabs_
@lilabs_ 3 жыл бұрын
just soak your clothes in the liquid. easy
@aliciaoverturf
@aliciaoverturf 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilabs_ it would still be quite the sticky mess, not to forget small absolutely like pineapple from head to toe. That considered it would definitely throw the man questioning them off guard with plenty of decoy things. Like the glove trick.
@aliciaoverturf
@aliciaoverturf 3 жыл бұрын
I meant to say "smell" not "small". -shrugs- Oh well
@lilabs_
@lilabs_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@aliciaoverturf It would definitely require some sacrifices and some laundry after haha. Depends on how far they are willing to go lol. The glove trick was very smart.
@spaceracer23
@spaceracer23 4 жыл бұрын
"On you person not in your person..." Says the lady contemplating putting it in her whoo-ha.
@emina123revol
@emina123revol 3 жыл бұрын
8:55 Joe walking away is the best representation of me in my period. Especially, when I just wake up.
@lelmdrWHO
@lelmdrWHO 4 жыл бұрын
And people call my Korean variety shows weird 😂😂😂
@pegmama8
@pegmama8 4 жыл бұрын
When I saw this I thought “huh I guess British people are actually just as weird as Koreans” 😂
@bentrrvck5802
@bentrrvck5802 4 жыл бұрын
Steve, we've talked about this. They are still wierd, and no you may not sleep with the babysitter. Just because your into Ukranians doesnt mean you get a pass on a 17 year old.
@crazypomp927
@crazypomp927 4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see they attached King Hydroflax's head to a new body. He's really mellowed since his encounter with River and The Doctor.
@RainAngel111
@RainAngel111 4 жыл бұрын
It seems a little unfair. I feel like the winner should've been the one who could most effectively smuggle their pineapple through an airport. So it was a little unfair for the people who went last, as the host already got to practice on several other contestants.
@danielpearson5852
@danielpearson5852 2 жыл бұрын
"hide item in 'location'" or "hide on person" task are super unbalanced since theres a first and last person in each task. First person is at advantage if they're smart, and the last is at a disadvantage as now alot of probable location are now mentally available.
@delightfulmochas
@delightfulmochas Жыл бұрын
It seems like this particular task is an exception since points are based on the most wrong guesses. Alex has more ideas on where to guess for later contestants, but this could work in their favor if he keeps getting it wrong. But I agree that it’s unfair for something like the aubergine hide and seek task in series nine
@lajosgoell609
@lajosgoell609 4 жыл бұрын
Funny that Alex calls 'conceal the pineapple' an annual christmas game because his family actually does have a christmas Tradition about guessing how many leaves are on a pineapple.
@petarus625
@petarus625 4 жыл бұрын
Lol why do you know that
@lajosgoell609
@lajosgoell609 4 жыл бұрын
@@petarus625 He mentioned it while painting a pineapple with sunglasses on the Secret Artist Podcast with Annie McGrath xD
@TOAOM123
@TOAOM123 4 жыл бұрын
"Can't discard" Blend it into a juice Throw it on a simmer to reduce
@Haki7Hikari
@Haki7Hikari 4 жыл бұрын
There might be 2 problems with this strategy: 1. Greg might still consider reducing it by cooking as 'discarding the juice/water from the pineapple' 2. Even if the method is allowed, there is a time limit of 20 minutes, I think it would take quite a while to cut/blend it up and simmer it for enough time to reduce it enough. On top of that it would be burning hot, unless if you put it in something that is multiple layers of fabric away from your skin, you'll have to wait until it has cooled down. I doubt you have enough time (even if you pop it into the freezer). Even if you found enough time to cool it to a bearable temperature, then you'd still need enough time left to actually hide it on your body. I really think the time constraint wouldn't allow this method to work.
@oogaboogaman13
@oogaboogaman13 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the best strategy would be to make 99% of the pineapple obvious and focus on an amazing hiding place for the last little bit.
@loffeine3454
@loffeine3454 4 жыл бұрын
thought this was a tutorial on how to steal pineapples
@SkylineLofe
@SkylineLofe 3 жыл бұрын
Just being a knife, and be quick. You'll be fine
@alvinlevie9109
@alvinlevie9109 3 жыл бұрын
The grapes in the mouth was genius
@Dabaka93
@Dabaka93 4 жыл бұрын
As it seems, Jon has more talent in concealing pineapples than finding carrots.
@dakotavaughn4215
@dakotavaughn4215 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most British humor I’ve ever seen
@JonathanChute
@JonathanChute 4 жыл бұрын
I was very upset by the title when they started to cut the pineapple up - that made this whole ordeal much easier.
@emiquintana509
@emiquintana509 2 жыл бұрын
This is how it feels confronting a kid who's, very obviously, hidden toys and sweets inside of their clothes.
@thedoif2540
@thedoif2540 4 жыл бұрын
If I know pineapples, just get Shawn and Gus on the case and they’ll find it (google the tv show psych, you’ll get a kick out of it)
@Sky-jy7sl
@Sky-jy7sl 4 жыл бұрын
Always a joy to see the obscure references to Psych
@kanikagaral7637
@kanikagaral7637 4 жыл бұрын
Right??
@valeriek8537
@valeriek8537 3 жыл бұрын
You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up.
@tears-dot825
@tears-dot825 3 жыл бұрын
@@valeriek8537 I can HEAR this comment lol
@samanthaernst6418
@samanthaernst6418 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I was looking for the psych comment 🍍
@lunalein3658
@lunalein3658 4 жыл бұрын
What is this why was it recommended to me
@maritza8825
@maritza8825 4 жыл бұрын
Funny British people doing funny things.
@50ShadesOfEndo
@50ShadesOfEndo 4 жыл бұрын
You're missing out
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
I have the same question
@beccag2758
@beccag2758 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea but I clicked so
@grumpyotter
@grumpyotter 3 жыл бұрын
I think many of us are asking the same. I saw the subtitle "conceal a pineapple on your person" and I was lost.
@baseddugalle1838
@baseddugalle1838 4 жыл бұрын
Al Murray would pay Alex to hide the pinapple on himself
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 4 жыл бұрын
@niduoe stre Joe almost certainly did.
@1mccsp
@1mccsp 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Drug dealers: I may have the perfect job for you...
@kitkat1595
@kitkat1595 3 жыл бұрын
this was the first taskmaster clip i ever saw. a year later and it's one of my favorite shows and pretty much got me through the first few months of quarantine. wild
@bobidou23
@bobidou23 4 жыл бұрын
You've included a lot of parts that were cut from the episode! This is fantastic
@martinfitzpatrick555
@martinfitzpatrick555 4 жыл бұрын
The Pineapple guy was always going to win 😂😂 Keep them coming Little Alex 😊
@kayleighlehrman9566
@kayleighlehrman9566 3 жыл бұрын
I love Joe saying "You're a weird man." And Jon nodding in acknowledgement.
@Terminarch
@Terminarch 3 жыл бұрын
I want to see something just like this. But before the inspection they need to run a surprise mile in their ridiculous costumes.
@anshulraskar
@anshulraskar 4 жыл бұрын
Why am I not surprised that Jon won
@jzthompson9598
@jzthompson9598 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, I laughed so hard, because with my first two encounters with fresh pineapple, I was rushed to the emergency room at the hospital. I'm not sensitive, I'm wildly, toxically allergic to fresh pineapple. Oddly, not cooked. This episode made me think about cooking it, eating it, and wearing it. Different strokes for different folks.
@SciencewithHK
@SciencewithHK Жыл бұрын
Fresh pineapple has an enzyme in it that is destroyed by cooking. I know this is old, but in case anyone is wondering.
@FormedUnique
@FormedUnique 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but if I want someone to get through customs I'm going to catherine she totally made it unnoticeable
@silkavenger
@silkavenger 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that dude didn't hide a small bit of pineapple in his beard!
@exploding_pineapples
@exploding_pineapples 4 жыл бұрын
"Is there any pineapple in your crotch?" Never thought I'd hear that sentence in my life.
@expiredlunch
@expiredlunch 4 жыл бұрын
this was the first bit of taskmaster I've ever seen... it's been five days and I'm almost done watching the first 5 seasons. Thank you, youtube.
@jaydenweekes5242
@jaydenweekes5242 4 жыл бұрын
First bit for me as well. Going back to the beginning after this.
@PinkSupervisor
@PinkSupervisor 4 жыл бұрын
This might be single greatest task on the show.
@dog6066
@dog6066 4 жыл бұрын
I would blend the pineapple, then when its all juicy just pour it on my undershirt
@mlgd3rp729
@mlgd3rp729 4 жыл бұрын
"and I'm the only girl" 0:34, why is no one picking up on this 5 star comedy 💀
@abdulfattahhourani2942
@abdulfattahhourani2942 4 жыл бұрын
You still dont get it
@TheItalianoAssassino
@TheItalianoAssassino 3 жыл бұрын
The girl is somewhat attractive, so I'm 99% sure she's not British.
@47Jaspers
@47Jaspers 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Richard has the pineapple crown very blatantly sticking out the front of his jeans, but Alex waits until the end before identifying it.
@delightfulmochas
@delightfulmochas Жыл бұрын
Elephant in the room, meet pineapple in the crotch
@just-tess
@just-tess 6 ай бұрын
he only pulled it out after Alex guessed it, watch closely at 4:35 and 4:44, no crown visible, fly closed
@Mainlychesscontent
@Mainlychesscontent 4 жыл бұрын
You don’t have to be on a game show to hide a pineapple. Take it from me *wink*
@markdollard83
@markdollard83 3 жыл бұрын
This is the shit that randomly comes up in my auto play feed while I’m going to bed and then I wake up wondering if it was a dream.
@IceRiver1020
@IceRiver1020 3 жыл бұрын
I probably would have thrown it all in a blender and filled up a few water bottles.
@sruthinotshruthi2493
@sruthinotshruthi2493 3 жыл бұрын
i'm surprised none of them hid tiny bits of the leaves in their hair. i'd assume that'd be virtually impossible to spot if you do it right, and you wouldn't really think to check in someone's hair.
@gageleighton7878
@gageleighton7878 3 жыл бұрын
Yet another show where the laugh track is 5X the volume of the contestants.
@LE_Arasaka
@LE_Arasaka 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, the live studio audience laugh track
@lechugsrevenge
@lechugsrevenge 3 жыл бұрын
Wanna split a pineapple? Where are my psych-os?
@mister5535
@mister5535 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they were hiding the whole pineapple in one piece!!
@johnellis5828
@johnellis5828 2 жыл бұрын
I would have cut off one of the leaves, taped it to the back of my neck, and then held the rest of the pineapple. IDK if it would have worked, but I'm not sure its common to guess "neck" for a challenge like this?
@maxwellgrimsley
@maxwellgrimsley 4 жыл бұрын
Just saw this and am now in love with the show. America needs this on tv
@betterthanyouateverything3224
@betterthanyouateverything3224 4 жыл бұрын
There's a very helpful lady in twitter with a video "concealing" the pineapple. I think that would be the most effective way
@chilogutierrez458
@chilogutierrez458 4 жыл бұрын
Put a small piece in your ear..... He will literallly never find it
@og49
@og49 3 жыл бұрын
I would have hidden a single leaf in a very obviously flat location where it seems there's nothing so he has to keep guessing
@purplelotus531
@purplelotus531 3 жыл бұрын
Finally taskmaster got recommended to me again. Time to binge watch it for like 3 hours again.
@KRUSH-R
@KRUSH-R 2 жыл бұрын
4:43 "On the right-hand side of your ankle"
@delawarepilot
@delawarepilot 4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this show but it’s pretty good.
@user-lc5uh4ic1z
@user-lc5uh4ic1z 4 жыл бұрын
0:43 That's the conclusion we all came to immediately upon hearing the task
@2sdd
@2sdd 4 жыл бұрын
9:05 im 40 years old.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY. omg it caught me off guard xD i laughed hard
@wethepeoplefirearms
@wethepeoplefirearms Жыл бұрын
"You want me to slice this up for the road?" - Shawn Spencer, Head Psychic Detective of the SBPD, 2007
@indubitably7906
@indubitably7906 4 жыл бұрын
Katherine looks so beautiful in this
@50ShadesOfEndo
@50ShadesOfEndo 4 жыл бұрын
Weirdo
@nickrct
@nickrct 4 жыл бұрын
Take a selfie. Put the pineapple on top of your phone. Leave both in the kitchen. Done.
@amazingabby25
@amazingabby25 4 жыл бұрын
I would have made it all liquid, put in bags everywhere nice and flat
@ratulxy
@ratulxy 4 жыл бұрын
Not in 20 minutes.
@mat5473
@mat5473 4 жыл бұрын
Joe: I'm 40 years old you know? Alex: Happy Birthday.
@adamplace1414
@adamplace1414 3 жыл бұрын
Blend it up like Jon did, put it in plastic bags, then very delicately cut a slit into your coat and hide them in the lining in different places (only works if you're wearing a puffy coat or cheap windbreaker). The remainder smear against your skin wherever a) you felt comfortable doing so, and b) Alex would feel uncomfortable having you show him.
@darrentman2398
@darrentman2398 4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what this show is but honestly I love it
@HealHealBangBang
@HealHealBangBang 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when dude said your a weird one. Pot calling a kettle 📞
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 4 жыл бұрын
Pot calling a kettle a phone reciever? Lolol I know what u meant but that wasn’t the best emoji choice for the job haha
@Eendagsvliegje48
@Eendagsvliegje48 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best tasks ever 😂😂
@williamjaffe4617
@williamjaffe4617 4 жыл бұрын
I would have covered myself in an outfit of whole pineapples
@ThisIsAHandle456
@ThisIsAHandle456 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm so glad KZbin has gifted me with this show again
@eddie-roo
@eddie-roo 3 жыл бұрын
How to do this properly: -get some concealer -lay on your back -put the pineapple on top of you -apply the concealer on the fruit
@tj2705
@tj2705 3 жыл бұрын
So we are all casually watching random people conceal a pineapple on their person? Sounds chill
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