Concussion Simulator

[@rrtt1]

This was a really annoying video.

[@Alinanonymous]

really true. they should really just stop fucking uploading. none of us want this absolute SLOP.

[@VulcanM61]

Ruined my month

[@ZacAttackk]

Sometimes I think I will unwind and relax in my evening with a little dry cider and a Jerma985 video. It never fails to leave me with veins throbbing on my horrifically seething red forehead.

[@cagethelonewolf]

T his was a really annoying comment

[@edgyeggplant7426]

I don’t really like the guy above me’s tone

[@Xzeihoranth]

Jerma 'back brace' Elbertson: Yeah, I could dodge a battleaxe AND be a world-class fencer.

[@IzmGunner01]

He would have been a professional athlete if it wasn't for the knee surgery

[@ubblebungus]

@@IzmGunner01 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@junipre985]

@@IzmGunner01 jerma when knee surgery tomorrow

[@redmist6630]

Overconfidence Oliver

[@junipre985]

@@Xzeihoranth battleaxe backshots back brace barry

[@AnarchyPancakes]

I...C...I...P

[@Dandysfm]

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

[@phooeyjr6545]

i see therefor i pee

[@unreal1air477]

me at the toilet if im being perfectly honest

[@connor4wilson]

​@@unreal1air477 Ew wtf. That's what sinks are for.

[@meatgrinderisinfinite]

omg clip that! aHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhahhah hahahaha..hha.

[@snapdougles]

i like when jerma explains really basic things to the viewer because it makes me feel like we're baby greys and he's preparing us to leave the mothership and experience being a 'human' on the planet 'earth'

[@Jacrispy223]

Were all jermalings awaits the order

[@ElbyHere]

this feels like a comparison Jerma himself would make

[@TheWoozly]

👽I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU... WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIRTY PEOPLE BEING IN THIS ROOM?👽

[@LazyBuddyBan]

He was a teacher

[@artemis_studios6555]

@@TheWoozly DONT REMIND ME OF THAT LMAO

[@MyNameHere101]

I want you guys to know that his viewership dropped by like half during the football game and he continued to play for like an hour and a half anyway

[@mongrel_97]

based

[@Jaxasouras]

That game actually seemed pretty fun, why’d they hate it so much 😭

[@cagethelonewolf]

Bro thinks its all about views most streamers have i5 off away

[@cagethelonewolf]

Bro thinks its all about views most streamers have i5 off away

[@cagethelonewolf]

Bro thinks its all about views most streamers have i5 off away

[@dekunere]

He says he was born in tank controls but he keeps forgetting how they work every minute

[@Luminousreign]

It is just his dementia. He also thought the game came out 25 years ago and it is more like 35.

[@shr13ks]

its because hes not high

[@bonessai]

“this is supposed to be Silent Night” the song: 🥁🎺🐸🪘🐮🎷

[@Chonkems]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Night, by Jeremy Elbertson.

[@qorso]

Sounds like porter robinson worlds era

[@Goozeeeee]

58:40

[@BierBart12]

I love that this is basically just a podcast with something happening in the background to fuel Jerma's speaking

[@TylerNovakYT]

JermaGrumps GameJermas even

[@yuletidecheer]

@@TylerNovakYT JermeyPlays

[@-drome]

JermanLion

[@Cab00se90]

Fuck man, Cyberia! What a blast from the past, growing up working class in Scotland, my family never had a PC until I was a teenager. My friend growing up was a bit richer and had this game! We saw that game over screen and the explosion cut scene countless times - we were probably 7 or 8. It was so stupidly difficult, I have no idea why we were allowed to even play it. A few years ago, Jerma was responding to someone telling him to skip a game and he said ‘For one of you guys, this is pure nostalgia, ‘oh my God, he’s playing that game, I can’t believe it!’. This is that game for me, I’m so happy!

[@YanosProductions]

YanosProductions supports this message

[@karolmongiello2725]

That's awesome

[@Uncle_Bupkis]

Chat needs to learn it's worth sitting through a game they find boring so not only Jerma can enjoy himself, but not rain on others parades too. I mean, who the hell watches Jerma for riveting gameplay anyway?

[@kongoubongo2970]

This feels like a classic era jerma video, even post retirement he's still got it

[@marshymoo7888]

It’s so cute that the staff at the retirement home let him have his 3DO

[@imBailout]

This feels like the developers didn’t know how they were going to make a Football game until it was filming day. “Ah, just get each guy to catch or drop a ball. We’ll patch it up back home.”

[@owentucker6215]

Which is surprising because they got Mike Ditka.

[@gage8524]

“Yea yea, we’ll fix it in post.”

[@StripezTheBeast]

Its so sad that Jerma had to endure all those YTP SFX just to die to big_explosion_3.gif

[@SAINT_AEDAN]

i love how jerma cracks so immediately under the smallest amount of pressure lmao

[@abyvs]

dude how does he even know games like these exist

[@waleed7338]

Probably played them when he was young

[@EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle]

Catalogs of 90s FMV games for PC. it's a bottomless well

[@Gizzardx0]

He was 20 years old when this game came out.

[@scrapanimation3813]

@@Gizzardx0 no he was not

[@scrapanimation3813]

@@Gizzardx0 wait, he actually was

[@prestonmurray7870]

We’re Jerma guys, of course we watch the stream recap

[@Nossody]

We're concussion guys, of course we simulator

[@doomguy9458]

​@@Nossody we concussion

[@ripbozo2991]

@@doomguy9458 we

[@SoulCore413]

@@ripbozo2991

[@Hoodles321]

DOUBLE FRIED ONION RING

[@mythcat1273]

That one guy in the locker room at the beginning of the football game screaming "KILL!!" carried that entire game

[@jerklecirque138]

I haven't thought about Cyberia in fucking 25 years but I somehow instantly recognized "Please enter identification".

[@Geferulf_TAS]

TURN AROUND SLOWLY AND DISARM YOUR WEAPON...

[@Tea-Z_Tbird]

55:16 “that’s the TikTok sound!” God, every day it feels like Jerma is simultaneously getting more and less real to me. Like him saying stuff like this gives me whiplash cuz in my mind he’s just this well-written character like what do you mean he’s on TikTok?? TikTok’s not in that universe! But it is cuz that universe is this universe. Jerma is real and there’s nothing we can do to stop that.

[@mythcat1273]

Were you high writing this

[@Uncle_Bupkis]

@mythcat1273 "What do you care?"

[@briand5170]

“Kiss me” *stares blankly at each other for 10 seconds*

[@TheBoardandThebord]

Why does Mike Ditka look like he just went to town on some powdered doughnuts

[@jeremyquiros5483]

Tbf when does Mike Ditka not look like he just went to town on some powdered doughnuts

[@toastedt140]

I think it's called living in Chicago

[@kraftyfrog]

Dat's TchiCAHHHgoooh foah ya

[@PrvBen]

Only Jerma, who is 40 years old and has been playing video games his entire life could get stumped by the existence of tank controls at 3:30. Sometimes I just don't know about him.

[@charismaticinsanity9576]

"We're under attack!" oh yeah thanks for killing and disarming us then lady, very cool and helpful

[@yuletidecheer]

52:55 I cannot stop replaying this moment. WHY DID HE DO THAT HELP

[@framekixrr]

WHAT HAPPENED TO EARTH ⁉️😨😳….. EUGHHH 👄🗣️😫

[@Crim_5009]

Him running for that touchdown got me genuinely hype

[@orionbarnes1733]

"I sure am enjoying my new job at this pizzaria, I hope nothing bad happens during my night shift!" The quirky animatronic: 29:05

[@Goozeeeee]

The cut scream 👌

[@-drome]

insane pull

[@rodakscreens]

I was taken aback by how in depth that football game was as someone who's primary understanding of the sport comes from previous stream Mister Superbowl Murders His Way To The Big Leagues

[@dustyink]

this is the stream where jerma got lobotomized, it hurt seeing his streams be so different afterwards

[@NathanDukes-pb5ij]

"Fuck a whole turkey!" Jerma -2024

[@blackmage1276]

Said it with a smile

[@partlyblue]

"It's like ✨Speedrun Thanksgiving ✨. You might think I'm a weirdo, but whatever 😖. This is my speedrun Thanksgiving strategy 😎🔥. You get like the, it doesn't matter whatever, a stouffer's stuffing 🧑‍🍳-- this is how I've been operating Thanksgiving now for the last, I'd say, this year🧑‍🎓. Fuck a whole turkey!⛹️⛹️🤾"

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

catering to a very specific part of the fandom

[@thecolor3]

23:40 the clock is running, I like to imagine Jerma as the quarterback talking about FMV and interactive movies in the huddle

[@mikeydiamond2621]

He was so high for this lmao

[@KarmicHoudini]

what do you cahr? (that's my best bostonian accent via text)

[@ratsoda]

ugh he’s a grown adult he’s allowed to bump ecstasy on stream 🙄

[@qorso]

He's been high for every stream for the past 2 months

[@mcgfn]

@@robertshmurda jerm tuah

[@haranuku]

was he really 😢

[@zooparty1257]

Jeremy "Born in tank controls" Elbertson struggling with tank controls for the entire beginning of the game

[@RhianeTurtonator]

NO WAY i was just watching " mr superbowl murders his way to the big leagues " jermas youtube titles are so funny im not kidding

[@k3salieri]

Mr. Superbowl of the Las Vegas Superbowlers!

[@RhianeTurtonator]

@@k3salieri HAHAA YESS

[@crow_of_judgment]

What a classic

[@LordOfDegeneracy]

This was torturous. Makes me glad I can play games that are good actually.

[@cloudunknown]

As a European who knows nothing about American Football the football part was the most fever dream shit I've ever seen in a game

[@owentucker6215]

As an American who does, I can’t say it was much clearer.

[@ltheabyssl]

"If you kiss that girl it's harder" story of my life

[@videobruj]

The hard cut from cowboy card games to some abstract green alien warning jerma against disobeying a malevolent cosmic hive mind was wild

[@lewiscampbell8683]

58:25 Banjo-Kazooie character

[@MintyArisato]

This made me split my sides LMAO

[@dripppztv7246]

17:44 "HAAAWK TUAHHHH"

[@sleek6536]

54:12 GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT

[@terribleivan1475]

Blood rush to my head lit hot lock

[@drewaugustine3169]

Lowkey it triggered my flight or fight

[@theELgenerate]

poppin' off the fucking block knot

[@queen_simp3273]

23:40, there's a few games like that. The only one that comes to mind with actual staying power that is actually like FMV is "at the dead of night" which does actually use love action. Haven't played it myself but people seem to like it. Edit:theres also her story, which for the life of me i couldnt remember and i thought I had dreamt it up until i ask online about it

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

"Fuck a whole turkey" is a new top 10 Jerma moment for me.

[@local_waver]

24:39 it isn't really an "FMV" game but he's pretty much describing Detroit Become Human

[@billietalley5891]

1% worst ending

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

The 3DO F***ing Sucks LMAO

[@k3salieri]

I dunno some games are kino

[@TylerNovakYT]

My earbud fell out of my ear for a few seconds and when I put it back in all I heard was "And then I vaporize someone and people understand that *I'm cool.* "

[@Agent_7__]

I remember watching this at 3:00am at a friend's house and barely understood what was happening because I was so tired. I had nightmares about Jerma that night.

[@wetoddedd]

happy late thanksgiving jermites i hope you had plenty of ham.. im thankful for YOU!

[@wetoddedd]

jerminions i should say

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

*Turkey Gobbling Sounds*

[@Jordan-rb28]

33:53 this and the following "blender tutorial"

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Crazy timing with DingDong.

[@mikole8208]

36:05 It's as if he got sponsored by an extremely underground game company trying to promote a game they made like 30 years ago

[@VitrosRaiyne]

Those explosion sounds from the game immediately made me think AVGN had started auto-playing.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"This is supposed to be Silent Night" **clown horns and cows mooing**

[@neartheplumtree]

4:20 - 5:20 is the funniest jerma stream moment in months, it’s killing me

[@npenplz]

He doesn't know how to walk

[@jjstarling1016]

35:48 this is that creature that Jerma created in SPORE

[@8bitmatri]

21:14 you have to slow blink at jerma, like a cat, for him to trust in the you slightest. Because otherwise his gut reaction is to stuff himself in between the couch cushions.

[@mythcat1273]

Prey animal

[@devzozo]

14:54 KILL

[@ConnorJudkins]

Oh we are so flippin’ back baby

[@carlll7596]

I genuinely want to see an epic remix of jerma’s sped up silent night

[@ara-draw199]

retired to watch only fangs

[@Lny_Forner]

Man, and on the same day as Matt Eberflus getting fired this day just keeps getting better

[@drewaugustine3169]

54:12 death grips get got beat sample jumpscare

[@riggy0]

That goddamn alarm

[@griffincrannell5592]

I see jerma when I get concussed ❤❤😊

[@anonymousfibonacci]

9:05 hey, you’re finally awake

[@AlexPechenka]

he's so high

[@neartheplumtree]

what the hell is that first game, was it actually created in earnest?? it’s so unintentionally funny and weird i feel like im dreaming this vod up

[@L3cargo]

0:57 will this be the closest i get to jerma and the videogame syberia being in the same video. i want him to play it so bad

[@spygaming467]

I witnessed this stream live and for 10 minutes straight he was playing the keyboard part 😭

[@cooper54729]

dude he was so high in this video

[@strxbxrryfixlds]

lol you can tell who’s never been high before when they comment this

[@baconaterlover5399]

You could’ve fooled me that this was a 2019 Jerma playing shitty obscure games video

[@RE-fb4pw]

jerma was actually greening out this entire stream

[@phatphlanks5651]

ngl that Opympic game intro movie is cool as shit

[@sleeves7364]

moral of the story: if you have a switch to flip above your head, you win any argument

[@tw1nkerbell]

jerma i just got concussed today

[@spacejamdvd2001]

this guy is pretty funny

[@c1r.9]

“Are you high right now? Why do you care?” GUILTY ANDY

[@nmdubstudios6850]

That FMV football game was fucking awesome

[@jeffsoltman1745]

He's gonna do WHAT to a whole turkey???

[@demonicloaf2100]

He's gonna fuck the fear turkey

[@TheBoardandThebord]

I thought he was going to play the NFL VR QB game 😂

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

6:35 full circle true story of computer sound when breaking

[@doifhg]

That weird cgi game was so weird and awkward lol, truly peak video game

[@jackbenim_album_reviews]

jerma's walk to the fridge simulator

[@Guhimtired]

Happy to see Jerma streaming in his old age. Living out his golden years on a cushioned handicap friendly bidet (he upgraded the toilet), doing his streaming thingy on his slick gorilla extreme 9100.

[@samg3634]

Jerma being a Starlord-esque space captain is something I’m fully behind. Someone put him on the marvel workout plan asap

[@AuroraIceFlame]

15:59 foxy in fnaf 2

[@BodywiseMustard]

? Is Jerma's audience actually teenagers? I thought he was joking.

[@AuroraIceFlame]

@@BodywiseMustardi was a teenager when the games came out. it was 10 YEARS ago lmao.

[@I_EAF_19882]

I remember when Funhaus played this!

[@ohkaypoh]

video viewers need to know how much money jerma lost over and over in the poker game, and how long we heard its theme song. video viewers also need to know he wrote an entire song and accidentally overwrote it and it was actually tragic

[@k3salieri]

I really just want to send Jerma my N64 and box of games now.

[@acfreak55]

37:52 I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life.

[@dsmassive2182]

Classics Of Game

[@migiiiii_n]

hes so zonked out

[@Symo6164]

the tackle is just football jumpscare

[@OsamuuDazaiii]

Rest in peace, Jeremy. I already miss you. Fly high 😔😔😔

[@fridaypietech]

jerma was brought back for the holidays and this will be the final appearances of jerma, thank you

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

how can you be so mean

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Wow this is like Madden 09’s weird Tron-like training mode mixed with Daedalus Encounter so like the worst video game anybody could’ve ever made

[@hooty8703]

Oh my God, clip that

[@jaborbis]

this feels like one of those fake games that would be played in a movie

[@paint96]

I don’t know what video I’m commenting on I clicked on a Dan Hentschel video and I showed up here, so I’m watching Dan hentschel on jermas channel now

[@Jacrispy223]

Is this the guy that played Resident Evil One(1) for the Playstation One(1)?

[@mosauridaerex]

I feel like he would really like Not For Broadcast! It's a pretty cool FMV game that currently holds the world record for most video in an FMV game! The choices actually matter in the game too.