Coney's REACT WARS - $19 Fortnite Card - Season 2, Round 3

React Wars returns for a second season! React Wars is a simple game: if Coney reacts to your submitted video, you win! Coney laughs pretty easily so a "You Laugh, You Lose"-type stream would be Coney losing... a lot. In this round, Coney gets some original content from his community, revolutionizing the React Wars meta! He also gets some cute racoon videos, lore on Stan Smith's neighbors, and watches a kid break down from a chess grandmaster coming in Dark Souls style. Want to participate in React Wars and send Coney your funny clip? Check out the game live on Sundays on / coney . For more information on React Wars, check out the rules and leaderboards on reactwars.coney.gg.
➤ S2R3 Winning Playlist: • Coney's React Wars: S2...
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[@und1249]

I love how the thing that upset Gordon Ramsey the most is the fact that the steak was overcooked.

[@LtCdrXander]

Not the fruity pebbles and marshmallow

[@jeez8939]

I wonder he knows about hachama cooking? Like genuinely

[@pup64hcp]

"... do magnets work underwater?" - Coney, 2021

[@etherwxlf]

17:10 Son: "Wait! We're not behind on bills anymore." Coney: "How much did he get?" Toad: "Woo! $1.50"

[@michaeldijoseph4000]

Anatoly Karpov's healthbar is HUGE

[@schwendyj]

Yeah but it can probably be reduced by playing chess lmao

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

@@schwendyj hahahaha

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

@@schwendyj Kasparov lowered it a few HP

[@StealthKey]

i read this in coneys voice

[@CaiusMiehela]

22:56 Me finally catching the Peach at 158% on ledge with Mario's grab

[@jasonwalker4003]

lmao underrated comment

[@DoktahDoktah]

My brother was at that convention. Funny enough when they evac'd the hotel he walked across the street to another hotel and ran into my aunt and uncle who happen to be staying at that hotel for unrelated furry things.

[@griffinking4755]

The point inflation was at an all time high this week

[@InvaderTim7]

It baffles me that Coney doesn't have 2 million subs. This is prime content.

[@swirlingtoilets]

One might say he’s underrated

[@badlyfilmedvideos1450]

I don't get how coney has like 60k then shit youtubers like beluga have over 5 mil

[@NoahSimms]

ive always said that coney is just ludwig but less popular. except coney has a million times more charisma

[@personpersonson7958]

As of writing this 2+ years later 103k.

[@Mignator]

@@NoahSimmsi can see that lmao, both are really good

[@johntai4020]

honey theres a new coney reacts vid

[@cak3lov3]

thanks for letting me know :)

[@orb3796]

Thanks for telling me!

[@orb3796]

@@cak3lov3 wait who the fuck-

[@gabaghoul4492]

Coney, I want you to know that you are the most clever content creator on twitch, and you’re not underrated, your humor is literally just too good for most of the people who just wanna say poggers and look at Pokémon card openings Stay killing it man

[@cg5380]

But pog is fun to say

[@lval7778]

Such a genuine comment

[@matmoome]

"Clever" "do magnets work underwater?" -Coney

[@assassinonprozac]

@@matmoome Relative to some of the most popular Twitch streamers he might as well be Albert Einstein for even being able to think about that.

[@EllieMiller510]

22:01 “so long gay bowser”

[@ryanbooker9084]

One of the first streams I attended and I loved it. Keep up the great work and never stop laughing

[@JestinJester]

4:25 “I wish I was a tiny car” 5:38 “I wish I was a hot wheels”

[@Afromonkey1998]

“I love raccoons they’re my favorite animal” Me who also loves raccoons: *You mean there are others*

[@wearecoterminous]

not so fun fact: that raccoon guy was a janitor in my middle school in nova scotia canada and he got fired for drilling holes into walls at school to peep on changing students and allegedly molested some of them. his name is jim blackwood and he's a piece of shit.

[@rylancanmakemoorepuns1753]

Raccoons and Penguins have been tied for my favorite animal since childhood.

[@guspauline7460]

3:54 That's the Mario Kart 9 trailer everyone was asking for.

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

9:06 At least the furry costumes is keeping them warm

[@joshjo9405]

Lol they were huffing gas

[@Sn0wdN]

Holy crap did chat deliver with this episode. So many good 5's and 4's

[@onders1261]

Isn’t the chess kid at the beginning like a 3 year old prodigy

[@cg5380]

What is a prodigy to dark souls

[@octopus_5375]

Agadmator made a video on that game - it’s quite good

[@zenith1040]

I think He’s five now

[@QuackAttack]

@@zenith1040 Wrong, he is eight years old (born in 2013) and has *33 wins/7 draws/15 losses as white and 16 wins/8 draws/28 losses as black*

[@zenith1040]

@@QuackAttack good for him, dude. Thats actually amazing

[@jamesonojor2717]

Because of the figure skating vid, I was able to answer the final Jeopardy question a few days ago. Hardest pop off on my couch ever

[@Kaiser25]

The react wars lore is fascinating

[@LowTess]

that last video... that man is far too based for this world.

[@BromanderInChief]

I know him in real life and he is in fact the most based man I have ever met

[@clumbies]

I want to be the random citizen from megamind with coney being metro man

[@EllieMiller510]

“And I love you KZbin audience!”

[@aurachanneler8396]

I heard that ding sound at the very start and my brain expected new super mario bros wii

[@PotPynamite]

35 minute Coney video, who wants it?

[@EllieMiller510]

The KZbin audience does

[@bupkis3639]

YES YES YES MORE REACT WARS I LOVE U CONEY WE LOVE U YES MORE REACT WARS

[@Tinkererer]

I love that the meta shifted to being fantastic OC

[@ToadPlayer64]

Man, I was hoping that the American Psycho clip was going to be the Pokemon card edit, but I accept this one as a substitution.

[@wozu__]

The perfect length video to watch in-between my classes, thanks as always Coney!

[@MISTERSLAPYEAH]

The golden cup one was amazing

[@omryTKD]

I FUCKING DIED AT LAST CLIP LMAOOO!!! but yes i totally agree we should all strive to contribute content for coney, god bless

[@woozi29]

This might be the best react wars yet, holy shit.

[@fan.of.nintendo]

This was the first time I caught a stream live and I'm so glad I can remember these clips

[@DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly]

Comeback here after the current season and seeing so many fives is like in waterworld where they finally find land at the end

[@peacewasneveranoption4900]

19:05 shake shake shake

[@RaidenSTX]

Coming home from work and finding a coney video is like waking up to a present in your bed

[@nuibaba280]

19:04 so fucking good.

[@Jakefromstatefarmmm]

TRUUE

[@Joshyboy225]

I love those hot wheels gopro videos, i always have to stop and watch one when it’s in my recommended

[@tom_the_bandicoot4595]

I legit remember hearing about that furry convention and the news report

[@derpybreads2212]

That 19 Dollar Fortnite Card parody with Coney's sub button made me sub

[@Thecrimsonchin0]

Coney- “I’ll give you a 5” Ad- “FIVE HOUR ENERGY”

[@spiritbear7781]

16:00 dahr man does make some pretty extreme iterations of things but this is actually entirely true to the T “enough videogames they don’t matter”

[@samuelv.r.1339]

32:45 The Sacred texts!

[@treestando7322]

i can no longer affirm videos as good normally anymore, i have to say "good movie"

[@cameronjan1267]

Another 10/10 react wars. Glad I could watch the whole thing.

[@minmus410]

Everybody says don't watch Coney for smash but I can't even find any smash videos anyway

[@Irrationaaaaal]

I would tell the whole story on Surya, the scatter who did the backflip even though it was illegal, but it’s really long. Basically she had an injured leg and did the backflip in protest of some other stuff

[@Outta_Orbitt]

Man I love CONEY. Such a cool dude man.

[@TentaCole]

This was a great stream. I'm glad I was successfully able to get something in. And I'll happily shake on a 4 for my first ever submission! I thought I was taking a big risk with it.

[@MrCharlesleray]

How can I find that video with the guys in drive thru on 19:48 ? It's hillarious :'D

[@GoodStarfish]

The gas attack thing was not taken seriously

[@heartfulstrung6161]

If raccoons are your favorite animal you NEED to play balad of the masked bandits. It's a free game on steam about three racoons in a trench coat

[@cameronschiralli3569]

11:44 That's one hell of a MOVE right there

[@CC_-pn2og]

I even said to not brush your teeth while watching this last reactwar, yet I did it again

[@Based_indie_enjoyer]

9:13 *FREE BIRD INTENSIFIES*

[@mvmusic8467]

When you asked if magnets work underwater I cringed but excellent video as always.

[@helle_iii]

mr. Coney “do magnets work under water” FinishesGames

[@magrublue570]

Coney fans find the best videos

[@Popsip926]

That Hotwheels video makes me think about those old Hotwheels PC game.

[@the_internet2]

I think the idea of Jimmy Eat World being the meta for figure skating music is fucking hilarious

[@InsaneSlaDe10]

The pippin shirt brings me a new level of respect for CONEY

[@gabrielbevis1961]

31:47 This video was the only video that got me rolling

[@Logplank]

That tea guy was like me to my friends

[@TriforceZard]

Anatoly Karpov, destroyer of youth

[@anthonyfernandez7553]

18:22 Dragon Ball "FigherZ" LMAOOO

[@Elvenwind]

react wars is one of the best things on coneys channel

[@gz7701]

That furry clip always gets me. My grandma sent me a picture of a furry convention because she "thought they looked funny"

[@brometheus___]

Yeah the raccoon man being Nova Scotian checks out ngl

[@CobraKyle501]

The Pippin Shirt!?!?! CONEY IS A THEATRE KID CONFIRMED

[@UCDitto]

Ok so 9:45, No, I am not a fursuit furry, and I'd never go public, even b4 covid, I'm a reserved furry. As in, Isabelle and Ankha look neat, they have nice art of them, and I'd never try to combine video games into the real world, mainly b/c parents and... This.

[@CosmicMcRad]

ok

[@LODphantom]

Coney the hot wheels thing is just a rollercoaster

[@peacewasneveranoption4900]

And remember share share share!

[@DeronHargrove]

I feel like the bike video was in the last one or maybe I'm going insane. I could've sworn he watched it before?

[@KobunLaunch]

My submission made the thumbnail Pog

[@Awkwerp]

I got an ad during this video saying "Is your boyfriend spending too much time playing games instead of cuddling you? Buy our *basically a snuggie I forgot the product name* and ditch the BF" real ironic considering the son/mom skit here

[@SuperSammyJammyOfficial]

Coney was right about esports teams crumbling in 2 years from the date of the video.

[@rompevuevitos222]

The slap chop commercial is even funnier in Spanish, because they used the same guy without a dub or anything of the sort So you have the whole skit, but in broken spanish going "look at my egg(which is the word we use for testi**es)" before just dicing it

[@Annaleebie]

It warms my heart every time Coney's chat explodes into ACAB

[@nimcie8377]

Nahhhh that made me cringe so hard

[@InuYashaboy707]

yo wait BASED Coney wearing a Pippin shirt??? One of the best Broadway Musicals of all time?

[@vslazer6728]

Yoooooo, Raccoons are also my favorite animal.

[@ChaosWolf5271]

Those are some chonky raccoons, I love it

[@reedceniviva5756]

It's the content man!

[@Valdean3]

I’m here after the how did we get here episode where coney forgot he had seen the raccoon whisperer before

[@ToiletWolf12]

The raccoons are so *C H U B B Y* and I love it

[@antimonyparanoia]

Reporter: Breaking news tonight, a furry convention was intentionally gassed with chlorine, the building had to be evacuated Coney: *Dies laughing* Its a five! i love it!😂🤣

[@paxcaster]

I can't help but pace when I'm ranting like that I just have a lot of energy ok ok

[@MrMcGee-yc1oq]

That furry convention was held in illinois. I live in Illinois. I'm scared now.

[@rainwilson4036]

I’ve actually seen a few of this before today

[@jisuseee]

Fellas

[@meta4knight]

Is that a pippin musical shirt?

[@QuackAttack]

14:49 yooooo that's my birthday

[@Theplatzguy]

Pffft, Meta? in my React wars?

[@Bigwii10]

why is this labeled gaming and fortnite. because of the title?

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

Karpov had that effect on grown men bro.

[@sirpineapple2486]

35 minutes???? it's like christmas in here

[@rivalmjd8541]

Michael Jackson figure skating shouldn't make sense but it does for no apparent reason.

[@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569]

I like how the video falls under Fortnite

[@takeo5515]

babe wake up new react wars

[@wealthforthecommoners3146]

22:00 incineroar f throw

[@williampittman2432]

Ironically I thought of making my own stupid shit for react wars about 2 minutes before that final bit. Now no one is going to belive that I thought of it as my own meta gameplan. 😑

[@trippi_3999]

I found out back flips were banned by the Olympic committee for racist reasons, as the only person who can do it (as you can hear in one of the clips) was black.