Why I LOVE Bad Video Games

[@symawi312]

Coney vehemently advocating for weight classes when the whale came up and then doing an instant 180 when the ant showed up is so on brand

[@treedude4246]

I was literally thinking "an ants gonna show up and hes gonna get pissed"

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

Coney has an almost supernatural ability to spit bad takes. I’ve never seen anyone else come even close.

[@obviouslyanonymous]

Tbf it does make no sense to have both in the video. Like pick a side

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

@@obviouslyanonymous I mean yeah, the WatchMojo video is weird, there’s absolutely no sense whatsoever to the order, but Coney never even brings that up. Hell, I’m not sure he even noticed beyond his knee jerk “I COULD BEAT UP THAT ANIMAL” instinct.

[@treedude4246]

​@@stevethebarbarian9876 coneys yapping ability is insane. He is a master of the old art of trolling

[@Kaiser25]

"If I could get vibrated a thousand times per second I would be so happy" 2024 starting strong for Coney

[@baddealdude807]

Love how coney asks for weight classes and then gets pissed off when weight classes are considered

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

The Coney special babey

[@kaycee7738]

The fact that Coney's terrible wording made him sound like he was talking about his "preferences" during the animal segment was INSANE. I think Coney has something that he would like to share with the WHOLE chat..

[@youmeltube]

THATS MY STREAMER

[@Jackpauler4lyfe]

was this a bit in the stream that was cut out or am I just a dumbass and am missing where it happened in the video?

[@kestrelynn]

He had another awful wording moment while talking about smash on stream recently Aware

[@5darkelves994]

His preference is candy kong

[@ClavaleeDefunct]

@@Jackpauler4lyfe I believe they're talking about the stuff he said about vibration at 8:13

[@liamdoesmath2106]

The strongest animal is clearly piplup’s 7th evolution

[@JackgarPrime]

But only the revised version that got buffed.

[@PKiX]

coney's right, feeling your organs vibrate at a concert is a nice sensation

[@thedukeofcheese1549]

I love how Coney judges how strong an animal is on a one-on-one basis Like yeah, a dung beetle is strong, but I'm taller than it so I win

[@TheWrathAbove]

But also the whale is cheating by being big so it doesn't count

[@shark_gaming_0]

He went into the animal video with FGC logistics and analysis in mind, he’s a A tier animal while the Dung Beetle is a D tier animal, maybe E tier

[@Lechgang]

He's smash bros brained, he's taught to judge these things a certain way.

[@youngrootv]

The thing about Redfall is that it wasn’t made by the same studio that made the Dishonored series. Arkane Lyon in France made that series while Arkane Austin made Redfall. Arkane Lyon is also making the upcoming Blade game that I have some hope for.

[@drstclair]

That tiger better ban the water stages against the whale.

[@christinablixthenningsson3529]

Ken Amada

[@MrSkerpentine]

2023 being the return of PS2 level quality licensed shovelware gives me a very bittersweet happiness

[@Kevmane_the_bird]

8:22 This sorta is the idea behind ultrasound therapy? Where instead of using them for immaging, techs use ultrasound machines to aliviate tension in muscles, mostly deeper harder to reach ones.

[@Xanek]

Happy New Year and the first vid of 2024! Gollum and King Kong both deserve being such bad games to the point that they shouldn't even be called games.

[@cmattss4]

Accidentally turned this video on 2x speed, and i regret to inform you all that fast Coney sounds identical to Ben Shapiro

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Coneys animal takes never fail to make my day just that little bit worse

[@perriwinkleiii5361]

On the one hand, I just watched an Alanah Pierce video about how we have to stop giving bad games attention so the publishers wise up and stop putting out half-baked slop. On the other hand, I'm perfectly happy if Coney is the only content creator allowed to do it.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

Opening the new year with Mojoposting. Thank you streamer

[@ThatRedHusky]

Wait until Coney finds out Decibels are logarithmic.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

19:47 p5t jumpscare lol

[@byrontheusurper6505]

21:12 stores have been doing stuff like this for decades that shit's not a secret

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Dude i remember a time where I'd have to get up early and take the train 2 hours to uni and every time I did that I'd get a double beef and egg bagle, it's the craziest nastiest most delicious thing i have ever eaten and I miss the hell out of it! I'm getting nausea just thinking about it. What a delight!

[@joemkdd]

are you okay dude

[@Rdotmop]

Coney made the exact opposite argument regarding ants and whales, you gotta pick one man

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I like the Digital things at mcdonalds, mostly because I'm an App addict so I scan it quickly and go, but yeah on my montly kfc visit that shit makes me spend like 5 bucks more than I usually would. To be fair, the chilli cheese fries FUCK

[@rockinon011]

So many smash influencers trying to convince me that NASB / NASB2 is not shovelware made me annoyed with that dev, but now I've flipped and I like them now that I know that they put out dozens of low-quality IP games per year. That's honest work right there.

[@Noodleb055]

WHAT 🤨🤨🤨 9:50

[@funkymunky8327]

25:06 what's the number 1 HUH?!

[@romram7984]

For some reason, I never associate Mountain Dew with Energy drinks. I only really drink it in the can variations, and even then it's like 1 or 2 a week. But man, the fact it's so high up compared to the other energy drinks where it gives you an overload of Caffeine is kinda crazy to me Also huh? How is not fully completing an order a "Secret"? People mess up orders and sometimes they forget something you asked for. It's why my family and I usually check bags even after we watched someone put it all in, just to make sure we aren't missing something. The amount of times we didn't check, and were missing something we paid for is too many to count, but it's usually choked up to "Yeah they were busy so I get why they forgot" Idk people forget that other people can make mistakes, and they aren't trying to cheat you out of something because they forgot

[@SeikOsito]

8:21 We know what Coney's ass asked for for Christmas

[@kennythedragon40]

25:07 I was already zoning out and was fucking shook hearing that lmao

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Never been an energy drink guy but I started drinking them from time to time lately. Redbull actually tastes allright but all other ones I've tried just tasted almost the same as the one can of regular monster i've had in my life, which is fucking nasty! Recently tried aussie lemonade tho that shit's good! Edit: oh yeah I love Mountain dew but that's like a Soda to me

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I fucking love Mountain dew, didn't know it was that bad! I always forget that's an energy drink, Mountain dew's a Soda to me!

[@Oshawatt]

Best vid of the year so far

[@andymcclurg9916]

Quite possibly the most content-y outro I've ever seen

[@ALloydRH]

25:07 I was gonna say you can't just end a video on this sentence, but you just did XD

[@crobeastness]

What do you mean Christmas is over? The last day of Christmas is the epiphany on January 6th.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Have not heard of any of the bad games at all exept atla quest for Balance because I love atla and I watched a 1 hour completion Video on it and nothing else. Edit:oh yeah I might have seen a Trailer for gollum, had no idea it was bad, that sucks, it looked rlly cool

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Testament looks kinda cool, kinda sad it sucks tbh

[@Renny_Aeon]

Hey coney, I’m going to be commentating a state wide tournament in Texas for Texsef and was wondering if you could give me any tips on it. 😅

[@StriderZessei]

What's the name of the music track at the very beginning? It sounds like Mario, but I'm not sure.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Damnit now you made me wanna eat fast food again. I've been doing that way too much lately. Well I'll be driving home tomorrow anyway so it just makes sense to get it...

[@hardhatlunchpal]

A liger doesn't have the ability to know when it's full. This leads to people overfeeding them and making them fucking huge.

[@hunterculpepper1973]

6:11 sonic games some times as well Simpsons wrestling Simpsons road rage and Simpsons skate boarding fun good games Simpsons hit and and run and some others

[@furiousgarfer4991]

Coney please play "Garfield Kart: Furious Racing"

[@christinablixthenningsson3529]

Ken Amada. That game bombs, its so fucking good.

[@superflameking03]

That worst drinks one is sooooo dumb. "If you take a red bull and dump a bunch of alcohol in it, then it's soooo terrible for you!" That's not red bull's fault, THAT'S JUST HOW ALCOHOL WORKS!

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

I don't know what Coney's analysis skills are to not be able to say wich game were good or bad before launch this year but I'm glad I'm not on his level.

[@samdilophosaur9787]

18:53 holy shit is that 7-time world champion F1 driver Lewis Hamilton?

[@Lulu_Lime]

No, that's the guy from Fortnite.

[@samdilophosaur9787]

@@Lulu_Lime Travis Scott?

[@TheHomiePopo]

“Is that shit dense” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@stonecolda.p.]

2024 is coney’s year

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Lies of P looks awesome!

[@sadluciofrog]

every game on that worst games list was a gamemill game ICANT

[@nathaniallarkin6060]

Goddamnit, I fallen for another watch Mojo video

[@MrPsyren99]

Does the states not have chicken mcgriddles on the menu as a normal item?

[@jakeyfurby]

happy new year coney :3

[@HerbLopez]

The final sentence of this video is perfect

[@derpydonut6625]

First video of the year is a watchmojo reaction video.

[@JackgarPrime]

GameMill really living up to their name

[@ramata9545]

the egg come in a roll that they slice off my guy

[@Lulu_Lime]

GameMill is literally a Game Mill. They be making games!

[@benji6325]

20:35 Did he actually talk about this the following day?

[@hunterculpepper1973]

From the makers of big rigs over road racing avatar and incase it loses at being the worst walking dead destines and rise if Kong by the way walking dead destines is the best out of them

[@illford]

Coney, you cant just drop that you'd be happpy to get vibrated like that w 💀

[@726Ian]

Aren’t polar bears way stronger than grizzly bears?

[@oatmeal2goskits492]

Coney please redecorate your room. It looks awful. Chat does not know how to make things look good. Every video you upload causes me physical pain to watch because I have to look at the Undertaker and John Cena Kong in the background. When I see your streaming setup, I vehemently shake my fist and vibrate uncontrollably. My anger blinds me and I let it out on my monitor, tearing it apart pixel by pixel. The setup in your videos before you moved made me instantly fall asleep, like a baby being gently rocked. I felt right at home, like there was no place in the world I would rather be, until, that is, the dreaded day of you moving came and my life was sent into a downward spiral. Of all the things that could have possibly happened, this is the very worst thing. Do better Coney. Do better.

[@andrew_might_community_post]

ok

[@saltkeeper44]

That pose in the thumbnail....

[@mattinscratch]

Don’t Dead Open Inside

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

Nasb 2 is not good, honest

[@callanharvey6264]

Of course Coney thinks a Gorilla could beat a Bear

[@atwistedb]

Why does Coney want to be vibrated so bad?

[@drpain5274]

Coney moment

[@iblisdoomsong7994]

coney didn't say to like the video and I liked it anyway. I sure hope you all did the same!

[@Gamersgoinblind]

I also love bad games! They're very fun

[@ZHibiki]

An elephant could best literally every animal in that list

[@gomjabbar6246]

Coney, you love Brawl, we all know you like bad games.

[@thesadfather1239]

let’s leave coney in 2023

[@cornmonsterftw]

True

[@frogfarmer3551]

Why are you so loud

[@christinablixthenningsson3529]

Ken Amada

[@crazycowcraft350]

First 2024 vid

[@jeffbaker9180]

Wow really