This Final Smash will KILL me.

Coney rates EVERY Super Smash Bros. Ultimate final smash based on how much it would hurt to get hit by one in real life.
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[@Xanek]

This has probably been the most truthful Coney has been for these tiers in all of his tier lists.

[@FranXiT]

Evil coney be like "OK guys I'm gonna be fair here..."

[@jailborb]

i think the teeth tier list had more truth

[@seriousguy9509]

​@@FranXiTforsen❤

[@illford]

First one in and he's already saying he's pure of heart and survived Sora Final Smash

[@yummynubs3646]

​@@illford Coney is pure, pure content brained

[@Snarf679]

I will always find it funny that Chrom is a character, a final smash, and a Mii costume all in the same game

[@Wrestleroftheyear]

Smash IS Chrom

[@389OpiE]

They thought they were so funny not letting him in until they had to. Now he has so much representation

[@Creepo_J]

Should have had a chrom assist trophy

[@soothingwhitenoise8502]

And he’s still a low tier 💀

[@J242D]

@@soothingwhitenoise8502you’re smoking crack

[@SeikOsito]

"I'm pure of heart" - Coney "Thank you Satan" - Also Coney during speedrun

[@CONEYZZ]

You're only telling half the story

[@SeikOsito]

@@CONEYZZ I learned from the best

[@CONEYZZ]

@@SeikOsito You have passed the final test

[@hunbi1875]

"Im pure of heart" "I'd pop jigglypuff"

[@mz-power9587]

also coney 17:41

[@sylveon_exe]

"If you see a mushroom cloud, run into it" Great advice Coney!

[@ericolsen4129]

I mean, in most situations he's honestly right

[@CONEYZZ]

Happy to help

[@illford]

​@@ericolsen4129not in the 1 situation it matters most though

[@Hammy2406]

On the pac-man one, as long as he gets back home he would stop being eyes and become coney again. So it’s survivable

[@grunkleg.2934]

A couple anecdotes: - If a sound is loud enough, it can completely shred you up like paper, so you're probably not surviving Inkling. You'd have permanent hearing loss at the very least. - Grand Cross probably wouldn't hurt if you're pure of heart. At worst you get bumped around in the coffin a whole bunch. But if you have any evil in there, those are energy crosses that pass through the coffin, so you're probably dead.

[@Sassaparilla]

Another thing, The Killer Wail is also not just sound, it's also a pressurized ink laser. A custom version of it, The Princess Cannon, was used by Pearl to clash with another beam that would have wiped out an entire city in seconds if it made contact. It can also pierce through solid walls, beam and all, so, I'd say it could easily bore holes through a human. Notably, they're energy "crosses" and the Belmonts fight creatures of the night. Unholy beasts. You can be a scummy person, as long as you are holy in the eyes of the lord, the Grand Cross would just be, at most, a minor concussion.

[@Gnolle082]

I feel like we should make a new genre of tier list called the “Coney catalog,” because at this point we’re just sorting things instead of ranking them.

[@evilded2]

Unironically a direct upgrade to normal tier lists

[@gabrieldinix]

Idk why, I always expect coney to just do a normal tier list, then he begins adding his extra tiers for specific situations, then I go “oh yeah, it’s coney, I forgot”

[@mz-power9587]

would you have it any other way though?

[@masterofdoots5965]

💀🕺💀🕺 MORE TIERS

[@jessehammock3315]

The "im gay now" had me rolling 😂😂

[@BenAnimated]

I love how a lot of people in the comments are upset over Coney saying he’d live Joker’s Final Smash like he didn’t say he’d survive Mario’s because “he’d never do that to me” lol

[@bravehobo]

We all know none of these final smashes would kill coney cause they would all miss due to how short he is

[@meluiethbox844]

I have to know why Coney thinks being electrocuted puts you in a coma and this video was no help.

[@Sassaparilla]

To be fair, there are multiple instances of people surviving being struck by lightning, it's legitimately a matter of luck.

[@grantego553]

​@Sassaparilla in fact, according to the National Weather Service, you have a 90% liklihood to survive. Interesting fact!

[@GanguroKonata]

Ash did it and he walked it off so we have to wonder if Coney is as tough as Ash Pokemon

[@Trustynose]

This is probably the most reasonable tier list coneys ever made

[@mettatonex7221]

To be fair to Joker's All Out Attack, that "Show's Over" flurrish only appears if the opponent has been killed by the attack. So by its very nature, it has to kill you.

[@cTrL64]

No, it just kills in Persona because the weapons look real. In reality they're just model weapons.

[@mettatonex7221]

@@cTrL64 Since Joker is in uniform, he's not in reality. The thief attire only manifests in the Metaverse. Doubly true since he can access Arsene. So the weapons are fully functional here.

[@n00bist723]

But does the final smash only appear if the opponent has been killed?

[@NintendoFan7141]

@@cTrL64 Only the guns aren't real. The melee weapons are very real.

[@illford]

​@n00bist723 it will to to a special results screen so if it's the killing blow yes. But also who cares? Every time steve comes back to life you don't see a totem of undying?

[@justanormalguy1841]

Putting Joker in “I survive” is crazy when you get hit multiple times with axes, knives, metal pipes, katanas, etc. You are DEAD from that

[@DarkRen08-]

Exactly like "Oh these are just some kids" when it's a bunch of teenagers in their prime using actual weapons. Like you survive that because of Sora tier copouts.

[@cTrL64]

They're not real because Coney doesn't believe they're real. They're model weapons it just works in Persona because they LOOK real.

[@justanormalguy1841]

@@cTrL64 if they can still use their personas, then their weapons will work the same as they do in the metaverse as well. Thats why jokers knives still does damage even if it is fake. (Plus, Ryuji just straight up has a metal pipe so there’s really no excuse.)

[@Magic_Ice]

I disagree. The Phantom Thieves’ whole moto is that they DON’T KILL PEOPLE. That’s a huge point in the original game and in this scenario they won’t be going for a kill. Even against shadow versions of terrible people they don’t use lethal force. But if Akechi was here yeah you’ll be dead dead.

[@MrChessboxing]

@@Magic_Ice "I survive only because they spare me" feels like such a massive copout

[@Pikwii]

I don’t know if this is new, but props to the editor for their use of music. I love it coming in during the final smashes then cutting out when Coney starts talking. Thank you Quinn, very cool 👍

[@sarthak-ti]

I love how twitch chat kept trying to say the lore and coney is just like “ganon isn’t sealed away, he’s right there”

[@stone5252]

CONEY DONT GET KILLED BY A FINAL SMASH NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@neverttheguy2670]

13:55 Would you believe me if I said that's NOT every Mega Man? By the *strictest possible* definition, they're missing one.

[@LimaBravoCharlie]

Who? XOver?

[@neverttheguy2670]

​@LimaBravoCharlie Either Vent or Aile from Mega Man ZX. By being strict, we exclude the other as only one can merge with the Biometal X per playthrough, and the other Mega Men (defined in ZX as "those who can Megamerge with the Biometals). I also genuinely forgot about OVER-1, but he is never explicitly referred to as a Mega Man in any canonical context, so the strict definition would also exclude him

[@bulb9970]

It’s missing the Mega Men from the shitty cartoons

[@NintendoReaper]

American box art Megaman

[@neverttheguy2670]

@bulb9970 As they haven't gotten video game appearances, they are thankfully exempt from Smash participation. Bad Box Art Mega Man, as seen in Street Fighter X Tekken, has more validity to be in the Final Smash.

[@Shradow]

The bit about surviving Incineroar's because it's pro wrestling was really funny.

[@cmattss4]

11:36 love that he's pretending Coney Island isn't already a place.

[@kirbbb1995]

coney’s point about ness’s smash is actually very valid. there was a case where a lady got hit by a meteor in her sleep and SURVIVED. depending on the real-life scale of ness’s meteors, there is a chance that you could survive. + they are possible to avoid even if it’s pretty hard

[@AaronG.]

IT'S CONEY TIME

[@yankees2864]

Coney Sonic is going beyond the speed of sound, which is over 762 mph, you are SO dead

[@dreamwalking]

Personally I would have put Sonic in the _Survive Because Mario Would Never Do Such A Thing To Me_ tier.

[@CONEYZZ]

Listen to that sound tho

[@TwilightOroChi]

Sonic would literally turn Coney into swiss cheese if he weren't in the mario category like the other guy said haha

[@CJ-ji5mc]

He doesn't look like he's going at the speed of sound in that final smash

[@Skibster-w9l]

@@CJ-ji5mcYeah, but that’s just game mechanics. Besides it’s Super Sonic we’re talking about.

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

I think the best part of this video is that Ken, Meta Knight, Wii Fit, and a couple others are skipped, and a decent few Final Smashes he doesn't fully understand what happened.

[@pastalex421]

in the Coneyed stream. straight up “ranking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My smashes

[@xraenon1664]

I’m surprised there wasn’t some Kid Icarus fan in chat bringing up how the Lightning Chariot goes at actual light speed

[@basicallybilly9137]

CONEY’S REX VOICE IS SO GODDAMN FUNNY

[@hyperlink0366]

2:41 Rex also shows up as their battle start animation, where he hands them their weapon. He also appears during their up taunt, which involves both Pyra and Mythra having different reactions to Rex appearing and cheering for them.

[@Magic_Ice]

He got cut cause the switch wasn’t strong enough to handle him 😔

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

@@Magic_Ice if it wasn't strong enough to handle him how does he even exist at all

[@Leftheria]

⁠@@lylelylecrocodile2538Rex only loading in for 5 pre-determined animations is different than being a full-fledged fighter with 30+ animations running at 60 FPS with varying levels of expressions, moves, assets, etc. moving alongside Pyra/Mythra, characters with equal amounts of design complexities and detail

[@KazzyJay]

So he dies via poor infrastructure, but not to magic Pegasus tackling him at light speed. About what I'd expect.

[@draconocor]

King K. Rool's gonna send this guy to Brooklyn

[@hp8167]

The thing about some of the final Smashes like Ryu is that as a martial artist he isn't hitting to kill. You'd be hurt and maybe he collapsed a lung and broke all your ribs BUT you're still alive.

[@allp1nk92]

This has got to be one of the funniest and most honest "would i survive" tier lists. Like the only youtuber to take a loss of limbs, brain damage, etc, into account

[@purpletux3573]

My favorite part of this list is when Coney said "It's Coney time" and Coneyed all over the tier list.

[@Naito9874]

It's!

[@Sansito29910]

ITS... CONEY...TIME

[@josephsharp6221]

2:36 Rex is in the final smash because Pyra and Mythra are cosmically linked to Rex, and their special moves require him in Xenoblade 2 so he’s here for lore purposes.

[@ericdundas9768]

As strong as the aegis is, all blades' abilities are stronger when utilized by their driver as well. They mention it with Morag and Brighid, and how Brighid goes from "really powerful" to "wins medium-scale battles" with Morag using her weapon, or something along those lines

[@JeebusCreebusOG]

nerd

[@GoldenKarelyt]

@@JeebusCreebusOG ok kill la kill fan

[@burbusburbus8782]

Idk why, just coney going "im dead. Im dead. Im dead. I think i can live. Im SUPER dead" is a very funny concept

[@allofusguys123]

Shulk's Monado sword actually doesn't hurt humans so you'd actually be fine, cause it doesn't look like the other characters are even really hitting you

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

The Monado Shulk uses is the Monado 1. If it was Monado 2 then it could kill people.

[@Tankotater]

Coney Megaman has to obey the rule of robotics and he can't hurt a human. You survive the Wii U version but Bass will kill you in Ultimate.

[@illford]

Megaman doesn't take place in our world though, so we don't know if those rules exist in the same way

[@Drip_Sakuya]

​@@illfordWe actually do. During the ending of Mega Man 7, Mega Man points his buster at Wily while charging it, threatening to kill Wily. But Wily points out that "Robots cannot harm humans."

[@pokkiheart]

I think at the very least Volnutt exists so far in the future none of his kind obeys those laws

[@wumbojet]

Unironically best tier list the conester has ever done

[@jsnmdn2738]

This is probably the most realistic Coney has been with a tier list

[@Kosher3864]

25:26 literally jerma meat grinder one for one lmaooo

[@Burnt_Fishy]

13:51 I've always had a soft spot for this one. It's made ever better in Ultimate thanks to Proto Man and Bass showing up!

[@koriankimchi]

This is such a perfect premise and the resulting tierlist is perfect

[@lucinamain6861]

"IM GAY NOW" from Coney made me spit out all of my wendy's lemonade

[@VballDozo]

At 2:48, Coney is literally the rat from Flushed away

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Obligatory "ryu has two and the other one murders you"

[@depotheose7890]

Obligatory "ryu technically has three but one is a glitchy mess"

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@depotheose7890 non-obligatory "i had no clue, please tell me more"

[@holdenarledge9672]

Coney, I haven’t had this much fun with one of your videos in quite awhile. Awesome video l

[@silvervader9782]

I love how Coney keeps adding increasingly specific tiers for like one-to-two characters

[@dr.burger6018]

"What is the monado" that's a loaded question

[@OverZeelous]

"I thought I was pretty fair" >Literally says he'd live getting ran through by Sonic traveling at beyond lightspeed whilst also being in the state where anything he touches takes damage immediately

[@byrontheusurper6505]

You don't survive joker , at least not in the metaverse, they're armed with knives, guns, swords, a battle axe, a fucking grenade launcher for some reason, you are DEAD dead!

[@reagansido5823]

How did we get from "I die or I don't." to "that's going in "I live but with a stubbed toe" tier."

[@SugaMot]

"She could kill you while you're asleep" "So could a dentist"

[@Wh_rl]

I was getting reprimanded by my boss and I hear coney say Im gay now after the kirby final smash sfx

[@marshamatic5762]

The sonic final smash would not "bounce you around a little bit". he is a high speed projectile. you would die.

[@Tomoka51]

My favorite part about Sephiroth's Supernova is it literally cannot kill you in the english version of the original game, it just deals a percentage of your current HP and inflicts some debuffs.

[@jordangoss622]

Incineroar is a good worker is hilarious

[@oliverpalaciosacosta7367]

6:29 fire gun shoots, stabs, punches with a crowbar, normal hits, magical hits just for the end bleed out… CONEY: dude I survive

[@profortnitemilk69]

When Luigi sucks you into the vacuum you're cramped in such a tiny space too

[@matthewbartlett3442]

5:56 see class, this is what we call awareness of self

[@SonicTheCutehog]

Wait till Coney finds out that Sephiroth's Supernova can't even kill you in FFVII

[@poliorice3600]

I mean, it can kill you in the OG Japanese release

[@SonicTheCutehog]

@@poliorice3600 Yeah, but Smash's version is based on the international version

[@ilostthecat6973]

I forgot they changed Sonic’s final smash in this game and the new one really does give off the energy of him bumping into you in the hallway. It doesn’t look like it would hurt at all

[@ado-]

Supernova only kills you, it's not AOE. Sephiroth cares about the world so he teleports you to a parallel universe and destroys that universe's solar system with the Big Fuck You Laser. Common misconception

[@ado-]

Also the Lightning Chariot goes faster than the Blue Falcon lmao

[@rucksack_kh]

The Monado can't hurt humans, but you get poisoned by Riki and stabbed a lot. Probably Hospitalization or dead.

[@monorail0]

"could I survive this car accident" was a great trend but I couldn't find more than a few videos back when it was popular for some reason, this will do

[@Trace-yy9bl]

This man waited a century to make this vid

[@FranXiT]

The tiny hand in the thumbnail never gets old

[@byrontheusurper6505]

8:22 Mario does it to his brother, what makes you think you take priority over luigi?

[@ExtremeZero]

You would never survive a Shin Shoryuken from Ryu as it's been proven with dummies that were hit with the same force that lifts you up that far and fast will literally tear your head off. If it hit the chest, you could possibly survive albeit very injured depending on where your hit.

[@JackgarPrime]

I appreciate the Incineroar tier in particular. He knows how to work safe.

[@dreamwalking]

Personally I would have put Sonic in the _Survive Because Mario Would Never Do Such A Thing To Me_ tier.

[@depotheose7890]

"Yeah, but so could a dentist" was hilarious

[@stonesnelson1411]

Corrin should have been hydrated tier

[@MunchKING]

Fun fact: you CAN'T die from Supernova in FF7. It's a percentage based damage attack. It's probably just an illusion to mess with you. Wild Gunman was a game where you were dueling a bunch of outlaws. While you would trickshot most of them to get them to surrender (the Mexican Poncho Guy just straight got headshot though), they would shoot to kill and totally killed you.

[@crawlinggoose]

Corrin's final smash is just Schlitterbahn.

[@raggens]

I mean, water is definitely dangerous - especially if it’s a tornado going at this kind of speed. Their Final Smash would definitely fuck me up with the pressure. That shit could probably cut through metal

[@crawlinggoose]

@@raggens We don't know exactly how fast the water is moving. If anything, the most dangerous part of the whole thing is the height of which the opponent is suspended in the air.

[@renend1178]

Sora sent you to his canon's version of hell. You are dead. Not instantly, but dead eventually. Equivalent would be being stranded in the desert.

[@JMan20141]

11:37 "He would have to make up Coney Island" coney how do I tell you there already is a Coney Island

[@PeppySweetheart]

YESSSS! I SAW IT ON TWITTER AND IM SO EXCITED

[@icenovice]

Coney casually forgetting that BRAWL is responsible for ZSS’s weird final smash (becomes normal samus afterwards)

[@mariatukoroma3900]

Coney saying he survives Joker's final smash, must mean he can survive getting jumped with armed weapons. Add this to the coney lore

[@drpain5274]

IT’S CONEY TIME

[@mechad00dle]

ITS

[@vengefulkatana7613]

CONEY

[@rareplushgamer80]

IT'S CO

[@dinojack9000]

NEY

[@Hispano_1]

TI

[@RougeMephilesClone]

To back up the ranking of Sora's Final Smash, he is presumably just sealing someone in another dimension/world, which, in Smash and Kingdom Hearts' context, is perfectly survivable. Keyblade wielders do have a lethal light beam killshot that doesn't care what's going on in your heart (confirmed by a mobile game), but that is not what Sora uses. I honestly feel like somebody chickened out here, because there's no way the scene of Sora shooting Xemnas or Xehanort couldn't have come up as an FS contender. It's too obvious.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

You are NOT living pit, the lightning chariot is crazy fast!

[@FREE_DRILLY_GZZLY]

one of the rare tier lists thats pretty much correct

[@Creepo_J]

Me when Ryu is a guy that trains in Ansatsuken, an assassination martial art

[@StarkMaximum]

Yeah but he doesn't like to kill tho. In fact I believe Shin Shoryuken is specifically designed by Ryu to be a non-lethal Metsu Shoryuken (because, if I recall correctly, THAT'S the one that kills you and that's what gave Sagat his scar). Ryu actually belongs in "Mario Would Never" tier and I think it's increasingly funny if we keep adding people to that tier but continue to call out Mario in the tier name.

[@ODISeth]

Kirby’s sword making you gay would be really funny

[@masterofdoom5000]

Coney hitting so many of these with "nah I'd walk it off" is as predictable as it is funny, he CANNOT be bested by your assault

[@ngcf4238]

Coney not knowing casual smash and final smashes is somewhat surprising

[@Cmanorange]

if you hold A and B after dying then you get to salty runback as a beetle

[@ninkstheultimate3376]

I too also survive a lightspeed Sonic, a faster than lightspeed lightning chariot, and a sword imbued with continuous voltage that is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.

[@Gragon1]

Bro goes, nah I die

[@ALloydRH]

About Dr. Mario's: You can overdose on vitamins.

[@hazelissimo]

“She could kill you in your sleep” “Yeah but so could a dentist”

[@ValueNetwork]

Actually insane to put joker in “I survive” when he stabbed you more times than Julius Ceasar. It doesn’t matter if most of the stabs are survivable because one of those stabs will statistically puncture something important

[@azulesmalls5514]

Coney in general is over estimating the durability of the human body.

[@cTrL64]

No they're model weapons, it just hurts things in Persona because they look real.

[@Magic_Ice]

They don’t kill people though. They’ll mess you up but they will definitely cast Diarama on you if they actually think you are about to die.

[@peepeepoopoo828]

@@cTrL64Ann has a whip, ryuji has a metal pipe, and makoto has metal fist punchy things, probably die from blunt force trauma

[@KandiKid87]

Coney's sense of what his body can handle is wildly skewed in favor of just not realizing how bad these Finals are. Lol.

[@emeraldgiss]

The killer whale (inkling finals mash) is more like a game theory of, if it kills you. How do we make sound visible, and how sound is it when visible. The Smash bro version is an idk, but the splatoon version is very powerful. It was even able to push back a goo beam. idk what it actually is.

[@Skibster-w9l]

14:25 I’m not sure, with how fast he’s moving you’d probably explode on impact.

[@1mrcow143]

As a New Yorker, being sent to Coney Island is so funny to me!

[@jameslipscomb2282]

At this point, Coney is notorious for adding extra tiers to a list to justify his opinion about every individual character, instead of just actually thinking of proper categories to put characters in for the appropriate criteria.

[@nebulimes2143]

What I’ve learned from this tier list is that Luigi is at least 3 times as powerful as Sephiroth