personally I would've avoided losing the fire flower so I wouldn't have to payout hundreds of dollars
@fauxdude97565 ай бұрын
yeah that’s what I woulda done
@mahranislam35545 ай бұрын
same, not losing the fire flower does seem like a good strategy
@satan-kun89745 ай бұрын
Yeah. Not sure why he didn’t think of that seems kind of obvious
@MapleLunii5 ай бұрын
yeeeah that's what I woulda done, true
@meusauc5 ай бұрын
yeah, that’s what i woulda did
@shadowhunter99765 ай бұрын
Coney explaining to his wife and child that they can't eat tonight because he lost his fire flower in 2-2.
@tokiweb26385 ай бұрын
My favorite genre of Coney videos is the ones where he sets up a simple challenge for himself only to realize it's way more complicated than he initially thought and starts attempting to justify taking shortcuts and breaking his own rules while Chat holds Coney to higher and higher standards the more he messes up. It literally never gets old.
@WhyYouWahYoo5 ай бұрын
This started with Party of One and since then this genre has been EXCELLENT. I particularly loved the Million Dollar Game Show one where he had to play Deal or No Deal twice
@jfa995 ай бұрын
he loves cheating so much he does this to himself just so he has an excuse to cheat
@gabrielabrera99665 ай бұрын
The Smash Bros teeth tier list is probably my favorite of that genre.
@alexdavis6655 ай бұрын
the smash teeth tierlist is peak
@cdr_fishy46835 ай бұрын
Mr. Cheats Games
@AKAProm5 ай бұрын
I like how Coney makes actual reasonable points about why something doesn't count but chat talks him out of it but when he has to make up complete bullshit it slides because he refuses to read chat after.
@ZachAttack60895 ай бұрын
Yeah the rules ended up pretty scuffed lol. He should have said that if it can't be jumped on (Piranha Plant, Spiny, Cheep Cheep, Blooper) then it doesn't count, so that a fire flower wasn't required. And if something respawns (Lakitu and Bullet Bill) it doesn't count either.
@magnus11305 ай бұрын
This shit is content. Not some speedrunner shit playing a game for the first time, no, an idea by just a guy that goes horribly wrong and i LIVE for that.
@dylansetright33595 ай бұрын
Those speed running gamecube era movie game videos have been great though
@magnus11305 ай бұрын
not disagreeing with that, i just hate youtube meta where people disguise normally playing a game as a special event
@yggdrasilsaltar5 ай бұрын
@@magnus1130do they do that? they mostly just title it ___ speedrunner plays game for the first time
@Owen-zm6sq5 ай бұрын
The word you're looking for is entertainment. We as a species really need to stop calling other people's hard work "content"
@KingKalashnikov5 ай бұрын
@@Owen-zm6sqVery true, but the term "content" is a particular bit on the CONEY stream.
@LiilYogurt5 ай бұрын
I love how every Coney challenge eventually devolves into “Coney and Chat argue about the rules”
@Xanek5 ай бұрын
You know it's a good stream when Coney bets subs on the line for every X of something that happens and it goes horribly wrong for him. He didn't expect to PAYOUT that much.
@SourLemonFan5 ай бұрын
By chance do you know of any other streams/videos with this premise?
@beanwuzhear5 ай бұрын
@SourLemonFan he doesn't pay out subs in these but there's: •party of one •the video where he wins in every mario sports game •the video where he has to win $1 million in game show games
@nazukah28615 ай бұрын
@@beanwuzhearto add, he just streamed beating every Street Fighter game so thatll prob be a video soon
@dumbchild15145 ай бұрын
KZbin wouldn’t understand, even a single hour of tooie on the coney stream is like a divine blessing from the heavens. It’s worth the subs
@GardenGD5 ай бұрын
Does he really hate the game that much?
@WaddleDee1055 ай бұрын
@@GardenGD Yes, and rightfully so
@dollenrm5 ай бұрын
@@WaddleDee105its not THAT bad it's like a 6/10 he acts like he has to play something truly heinous. He should try some of the garbage that vinesauce has played
@matthewbartlett34425 ай бұрын
I love the idea of 50 piranha plants watching coney play banjo tooie in exchange for their silence
@DG-vb4vn5 ай бұрын
the undertaker bell scared the shit out of me for a sec i thought i was about to go one on one with him
@MrSkerpentine5 ай бұрын
POV: you’re playing through the WWE ‘13 Attitude Era mode *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* *GON-*
@Baconator25583 ай бұрын
Isn't Undertaker the skeleton with a blue eye?
@plattiewhack23 күн бұрын
@Baconator2558 yeah
@fishinreallife5 ай бұрын
first guy to dehumanize his enemies to justify NOT killing them
@aggapuffin5 ай бұрын
17:19 Hammer Bro, I've come to bargain.
@wesleyem35 ай бұрын
I gotta hand it to Coney... being completely innocent in that one level, then because of that, realizing there's no one to pay off is absolutely genius
@ImTheGuy5 ай бұрын
Coney Last Stream: "I am pure hearted" Also Coney:
@kiwifluorite5 ай бұрын
0:58
@Color_Splsh5 ай бұрын
Coney getting distracted by chat ONE time in a castle level cost him his fire flower and it all went downhill from there.
@sylveon_exe5 ай бұрын
It's always fun when a Coney video pops up from a stream you know was a trainwreck
@gamerfreakinfoXD5 ай бұрын
It’s insane that that glitch with the shell and the plant literally almost never happens but leave it to coney and his funny ability to make things go not his way are great
@quintonthecool5 ай бұрын
We still remember what happened with that goomba, coney. We will never forget.
@byrontheusurper65055 ай бұрын
At first I thought this was gonna be "seeing how fast I can kill every enemy type across all Mario games", but that's more of a Smallant or an Alpharad idea, we're on the CONEY channel, of COURSE it's Chaos, destruction and scuffedness!
@lucumayogurt5 ай бұрын
He spent hours of his life stomping koopas
@Kaiser255 ай бұрын
Seeing Coney so desperate with the mario victory jingle playing is peak comedy
@Keeeyon75 ай бұрын
Let it be known that coney haggled his way to 90 subs FROM MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED FORTY
@ZachAttack60895 ай бұрын
19:33
@nevertwice50215 ай бұрын
Being able to see this shit live is why I love the coney stream. Literal child logic of the “Nu-uh”
@byrontheusurper65055 ай бұрын
13:21 you can hear the exact moment he realises he just lost 100 bucks to one level!
@thelegendaryhusquin99065 ай бұрын
Bro did NOT know what he was signing up for.
@Lucarijoe5 ай бұрын
And then he proceeded to get all his money back from chatters donating for Hunger Games Slop, cinema
@ASA-ux7cg5 ай бұрын
You should’ve never counted the plants, but thank goodness for that fat payout
@Zoronii5 ай бұрын
From the title I thought Coney would attempt to kill one of every enemy in the Mario universe. This makes a lot more sense but I wonder how long that would take.
@implywood5 ай бұрын
Every Coney challenge is like watching an 8 year old come up with a game and change the rules to win as the game goes on
@boogsss25 ай бұрын
Coney did NOT win
@TurtleshipFan5 ай бұрын
TRULY A PAYOUT STREAM
@yggdrasilsaltar5 ай бұрын
ive starting noticing a pattern where coney goes “what if i do everything in a mario game!!!!!” and then it ends up being a car crash you cannot look away from
@griffonsarcade5 ай бұрын
Had to turn on my sound bar so my neighbors would enjoy this episode with me
@ALloydRH5 ай бұрын
I love when Coney makes up a challenge and doesn't think about the logistics until he's given away 1 Coneyllion dollars in gift subs.
@andrewprahst25295 ай бұрын
12:42 Comey's stance on abortion
@littykitty0404 ай бұрын
Counting Witch must have loved this stream
@Gamebuilder20005 ай бұрын
Mario Party 9 and Super Mario 3D Land Confirm Cheep Cheeps are indeed part of Bowser's Army
@terrortaste63895 ай бұрын
My favorite trope of CONEY is when he vastly underestimates something and suffers immeasurable consequences for it.
@plushypanda33225 ай бұрын
Goomba: "AHHH-" Mario: "Goombuh go *squish*!"
@Mechanicalamity5 ай бұрын
14:12 I love how he waited so long to weaponize his own inconsistency
@kyro85595 ай бұрын
the running gag of coney creating a challenge and then obviously cheating over and over is always great
@bravehobo5 ай бұрын
This video is proof that crime doesn’t pay
@peytonjessen91875 ай бұрын
This is the first stream I watched in full and I loved watching coney break down
@BRIE....5 ай бұрын
I think what makes these challenge videos so interesting is that other youtubers actually think and approach their challenges in a smart way to lead it to success. Coney just slams into his challenges like a neanderthal which gives room for chaos, and that's where it gets entertaining
@brepn90775 ай бұрын
My engagement shall contribute to the coney payout fund
@OzMotion645 ай бұрын
17:19 - The definition of insanity...
@ProbablyBarney5 ай бұрын
i really like this series of streams where coney spends the entire time bartering with his chat
@vslazer67285 ай бұрын
Banjo Tooie has just been lingering around waiting for when Coney would get desperate enough to actually pop it, like the Chekhov’s gun of the Coney stream.
@FYGUnkleUrple5 ай бұрын
That "EVERYONE" at the beginning was definitely Leon The Professional vibes, Coney has passed the psychopath skill check.
@lizzly255 ай бұрын
The word "witness" implies they can tell someone else what happened. Koopas and goombas are ranking soldiers of King Koopas army. So it makes sense they could communicate somehow to their higher-ups. Therefore, the plants and aquatic life are definitely not witnesses. Just wildlife. My client CONEY is owed a large lump sum in recompense for this mistake, as chat did not correct him. I rest my case. Thank you, your honor.
@0_Cardboard_05 ай бұрын
The least Buddhist video on KZbin
@geminiman55805 ай бұрын
This was an INSANE stream lmfao PAYOUT
@byrontheusurper65055 ай бұрын
Dug himself a hole for the fish by allowing the plants to count
@alexchan34265 ай бұрын
You kill EVERY enemy in Mario. But you lose $700. Shake
@Lucarijoe5 ай бұрын
Shitty Genie
@TechnoSyndro5 ай бұрын
I love how Coney never thinks these things all the way through ahead of time
@LooseCo5 ай бұрын
It is absolutely hilarious how quickly this idea completely backfires
@waulkingwithdinos45645 ай бұрын
I love that we will be playing Tooie until the end of time
@coreywhitaker8835 ай бұрын
Lmao as soon as I saw it I was like, “Noooo the cheap cheap level so many fish going to escape”
@gabrielabrera99665 ай бұрын
1:25 real ones know that you’re supposed to walk into that Goomba to talk to it. The game is secretly an RPG😎
@homerun05085 ай бұрын
I love that coney does not fully take the time to plan any of these ideas out. He just comes up with a fun idea and sets up some funny sound effects and hope it just works out lol
@warhelmetithink355 ай бұрын
dont do it!!!!
@consoleman945 ай бұрын
it's another "Coney suffering for the bit" episode
@dr_ill5 ай бұрын
Coney and being hoisted on one's own petard - name a more iconic duo
@ngcf42385 ай бұрын
I know chat was greedmaxxing, but I couldn't help but think while watching this that the enemies that do not see a death occur on-screen and subsequently cannot be killed, are not witnesses to anything. Technically they are only witnesses if a death occurs in their POV on screen and they escape (off the screen). The rest are just like the unsuspecting next targets.
@captainsecretwizard5 ай бұрын
They're being payed off so Mario can maintain his alibi 🕵️
@byrontheusurper65055 ай бұрын
Man I love this guys content
@WaddleDee1055 ай бұрын
I love how Coney is always coming up with new stream ideas but never thinks any of the logistics over before it's too late
@fiammaorsmth98405 ай бұрын
Hitman 4 looking weird
@jayde48725 ай бұрын
This doesn’t count because the lore states that the Brick blocks are all toads
@tgvelvet49855 ай бұрын
Coney not thinking ideas through into a Pay Out is a true combo
@exploding_cat33365 ай бұрын
My favorite coney streams are when an idea goes horribly wrong and coney has to figure out how to save himself or the stream idea itself
@Hon3yWa5p5 ай бұрын
THEY NEVER FORGETTING THE WATERWORLD MASSACRE OF 2-2 gawddamn
@Bxcars5 ай бұрын
"he hit the second goomba!!"
@JohnDoe-gh7bc5 ай бұрын
He lasted 9 minutes and 52 seconds before rewinding, that has to be a record, thought it would happen in first 2 minutes
@brepn90775 ай бұрын
Coney, the Mr. Beast of murder? That’s our streamer
@byrontheusurper65055 ай бұрын
Silent asassin clause is SO funny
@TehHellequin5 ай бұрын
Oh my god I need this VOD, what date was this?!
@michaelsponseller53375 ай бұрын
this is going down in the history books as one of the great coney videos with the strangest brawl match nd any carlito video
@z-powered-nathan5 ай бұрын
Every Coney video is just a different argument with chat about rules Coney failed to fully conceptualize or explain
@Mage_Nichlas_5 ай бұрын
For World 2-3, technically there wasn't any violence to witness so no, there are no witnesses in this level. Edit: I see Coney realized this too.
@karversmith2505 ай бұрын
I love how time synced this was 16:32
@mitchell39685 ай бұрын
Its funny how much money a fire flower costed coney
@aaronbanyard29245 ай бұрын
My girlfriend hates your voice to the point where I have to where headphones if I watch any of your videos. This intro was the breaking point. Love the video :)
@thomaswestberry56835 ай бұрын
Classic coney dodging responsibility
@romram798419 күн бұрын
Honestly, I can kinda see why everyone kept saying "count the fish and plants" after Coney said at the beginning "Kill everything" But I feel like fish, and unkillable enemies shouldn't really count towards the escape counts. Especially when I think the fish keep coming infinitely till you beat the level
@kulert47775 ай бұрын
Thanks Coney for the gifted sub!
@ChipStarlow5 ай бұрын
Coney forgot that all the question blocks are Toads
@ArcadeStriker5 ай бұрын
It's hilarious to see that he only managed to scrape off around half of his humongous sub debt by taking the Chat counterpart of the Evil Genie's offer to play Banjo Tooie lmao
@tax12835 ай бұрын
Coney would be incredible in a Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor type-scenario
@BLACKSHADOW975315 ай бұрын
I almost typed something too far out of pocket to say, but didn't. I'll take my noble peace prize in singles, please.
@nick-playercharacter85835 ай бұрын
Coney came into this with such confidence and then desperately tried to argue semantics for the entire run like the coward he truly is.
@PeboPz5 ай бұрын
It indeed became a movie
@SulettaForgetta4565 ай бұрын
Bowser doesn't die, he at best becomes dry bowser and he keeps records of all of his soldier's deaths
@fireeye67625 ай бұрын
Honestly, I know everyones joking about how Coney's a scammer, but I gotta respect him for still gifting hundreds of dollars, it's not like this was a bet where chat had something to lose but he still didn't just pull the plug completely.
@lancelee3385 ай бұрын
3:55 there’s no way Coney goes the whole video without backpedaling on this
@Three_ZE5 ай бұрын
RIP Coney's bank account
@prisma.5 ай бұрын
Least scuffed Coney stream
@liviousgameplay17555 ай бұрын
As a cereal killer, I'm still gonna like the video. Try to stop me, fool!
@the_godbodor70265 ай бұрын
Counter argument to Bullet Bills being null, Bullet Bills are just tiny Banzai Bills who are shown to be sentient and have a will in the Mario movie. They have thoughts, they have a will, they are alive and need to be killed
@somewhat87155 ай бұрын
this stream was so painful
@crate_bot5 ай бұрын
Wow Coney's ELIMINATING
@yummynubs36465 ай бұрын
If Coney was just gonna timeskip anyway why did he let the fire flower stay dropped? Is he stupid?