Coney's REACT WARS - Greentext - Season 2, Round 5

React Wars returns for a second season! React Wars is a simple game: if Coney reacts to your submitted video, you win! Coney laughs pretty easily so a "You Laugh, You Lose"-type stream would be Coney losing... a lot. In this round, Coney watches some motivation videos, another crazy man getting interviewed by his nonsense, Overwatch Play of the Game, dogs messing with pigs, and 4chan greentext. Want to participate in React Wars and send Coney your funny clip? Check out the game live on Sundays on twitch.tv/coney. For more information on React Wars, check out the rules and leaderboards on reactwars.coney.gg.
➤ S2R5 Winning Playlist: kzbin.info/aero/PLKIT4w6Pc8mT9E8q9dipuTUw6XE6yCwYu
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[@plebianoverlord]

that waterloo guy was like watching an oblivion NPC just run through its entire dialogue ladder in one sitting holy shit

[@thatoneguy9582]

“Those who called me a sleepwalker- I woke up, now I’m going back to sleep” is the best sentence, i think

[@ClockWorksb]

Coney watching kingdom hearts scenes then following it up with “I fucking hate anime” is the most coney thing I’ve ever seen

[@QuackAttack]

then follows it up with Korone, a VTuber

[@nimcie8377]

How could you hate Kingdom Hearts after watching that? SMH Coney was laughing so hard and the fanbase is literally just there for those stupid scenes

[@odweegee2.068]

@@nimcie8377 you'd be surprised at the amount of people who take kingdom hearts seriously

[@seamussullivan9435]

“And then they feel violated when I look at them. Why? Because I have sunglasses and I’m weird” fuckin a lmfao

[@File_JExe]

Don't be fooled KZbin, this was the most depressing and most traumatic round of this season

[@dyll_pyckle]

Were there more depressing/traumatic videos than what the top comment says?

[@dyll_pyckle]

@@dodobrain Oh I did...and wow

[@austinfletchermusic]

@@dyll_pyckle what was it?????

[@Totomeister]

@@austinfletchermusic kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6a0ZHR6m9yYrbc&ab_channel=CONEYVODs here's the vod

[@veon2672]

For any cool folks reading this specific comment chain 2 years after upload, the video was one of those very graphic workplace safety ads. Music video style, with a bunch of clips of people (mannequins) getting horrible injuries in the workplace. It also went on for like 6 fucking minutes, and everyone in chat was miserable. The video got a 1.

[@vslazer6728]

Twitch viewers: *Traumatized* KZbin Viewers: "There Barry goes again, what a silly man"

[@SomebodyIK]

You'd be suprised how many people know the Coconut Mall song.

[@xeviousbread1280]

The only way that works is if it's below 4/5 of the population

[@firen0136]

You'd be surprised how many people know that the piano key at the start of the video is the start of the new super Mario bros. Wii theme

[@jasonduhela9597]

Youd be surprised how many of those people don’t know it’s called coconut mall, and the amount of people who don’t know it’s from Mario kart

[@WiiMoteGodYT]

@@jasonduhela9597 They think it's from Tik Tok, which depresses me.

[@jasonduhela9597]

@@WiiMoteGodYT apparently it’s the same for Giorno’s theme

[@Aidswayz]

21:32 My favorite part of this video was the black screen with the sonic effects. But if you can make it out just enough, it's a wrestler teleporting into a sonic bonus level with his face as a sonic ball

[@MrSkerpentine]

Because the object they were fighting for was a giant brass ring

[@warioware3odst]

dont let that notification for react wars distract you from the fact that the first few videos for that sunday involved: russians ripping a building apart, a snuff film about industrial workers getting maimed, a depressing news segment about an old man searching for his wife at sea, and birds being cooked alive by highline wires

[@griffinking4755]

True. This week was the lowest a react wars week has started

[@richpichu1272]

Wait I am so confused with is this about in context of the video everyone else seems to know but I feel I’m missing somethint

[@warioware3odst]

@@richpichu1272 it was during the twitch livestream

[@richpichu1272]

@@warioware3odst what happened during the stream?

[@warioware3odst]

@@richpichu1272 everything that i mentioned above

[@EllieMiller510]

Only the twitch audience remembers the trauma of the first clip shown.

[@warioware3odst]

its been a week and i still hear "think about this" when i try to sleep

[@Aidswayz]

They didn't think about it... they never think about it...

[@griffinking4755]

I will always think about this

[@EllieMiller510]

@@warioware3odst no wonder the guy who submitted it said not to skip

[@richpichu1272]

Wait I’m confused what happened with the first clip?

[@swkong2508]

"If I had a nickel for every time Korone was in a Coney video, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

[@vslazer6728]

I very much appreciate this reference.

[@7k_VNix]

@@vslazer6728 Fuck you

[@nerriex9417]

@@7k_VNix calm down

[@dragonstar912]

Mm, yes... Twice

[@smoceany9478]

coney loves korone, and can you blame him

[@Kamen_Konrad]

Coney: I hate anime Also Coney: Laughs at funny anime girl

[@godmodeGooner]

3:00 this young lady realizes mid interview that she is dealing with a dangerous man

[@takeo5515]

NEW REACT WARS BABY

[@gabaghoul4492]

LFG

[@Jakefromstatefarmmm]

Mr sakuri please let sora in smash 🙏

[@Godlysound]

LOL that Steve guy was waiting for a news network so he could finally let it all out

[@Koobird784]

“I fucking hate anime” > Game made in Japan with a Japanese artstyle Spoken like a true smash fan.

[@launchbase4944]

okay

[@ToadPlayer64]

I WAS NOT MENTALLY READY FOR THAT PHILOSOPHICAL BRAIN BLAST AT THE START HOLY SHEET

[@cameronguitarhero]

the England greentext is one of my favorite memes of the year already

[@JRose-712]

Also that Overwatch edit for Mother was absolutely INCREDIBLE, actually had me cackling especially since i saw the Mother gameplay live 🤣🤣

[@NonRandomUser]

25:54 "they got a spaceship to film this, and they had to *milk* it for everything than can."

[@cameronschiralli3569]

Coney: I will never understand anime, but this... *Korone playing SMB* This is beautiful

[@josiahkrodel4656]

you are my favorite niche streamer and conent creator by far, because you show me perspective i never would have thought of before! and probably have THE best react content.

[@JRose-712]

That Mario one was a 4?!?! I'm literally SHOOK, that was EMACULATE! I mean they have the pause, the song for the pause and all the UI as if you were playing the actual game on top of pushing around a piano on wheels with the guy playing his heart out. That was a 6 out of 5 in my book 🔥🔥

[@scootssb]

Only twitch viewers understand what coney meant when he said "think about this"

[@conradcooper2710]

Coney hating anime but liking vtubers only confirms his status of having just the most insufferable opinions

[@holyfrackledang]

Only someone with his wide pool of opinions can effectively differentiate between fact and opinion

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

if nobody got me i know react wars got me can i get an amen

[@the0therethan]

Amen brother

[@spaceace9103]

Amen

[@nonemitigation]

people who think vtubers are cringe don't realize that vtubers are just literally what coney does, except there's a little face-tracking cartoon in place of a webcam. they are simply japan's content, don't be rude

[@nimcie8377]

Imma be rude

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I love anime, I understand why you don't, but I'm glad we can both coney shake on vtubers and korone in particular being pure content.

[@RAINMAKEEER]

Idk why ppl loves streamers like Coney but hate Vtubers. They are literally the same. They are just the "people-with-anime-profile-pictures" of the streaming world.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@RAINMAKEEER THANK you!

[@krakldor9734]

Anime is mostly assimilated with cringe, so when people see anime they cringe, and it is also animated which makes it look childish which is also a turnoff, I have nothing against anime that is just why I think people dislike anime

[@krakldor9734]

But American cartoons have nostalgia factor for most people, and nostalgia is very powerful, Coney always says how kingdom hearts is cringe but he loves NASB, there’s a difference

[@RAINMAKEEER]

@@krakldor9734 YOU associate anime with cringe. If you think anime is cringe because its animated then ALL animation is cringe to you. Because NEWSFLASH pal, animation is a method, not a genre. I don't really get why people like you dIsLiKe anime but love watching Rick and Morty and Adventure Time.

Bro right when he said “let me tell you what a hamster can’t do” I got an add about a hamster toy

[@olso3110]

Now Coney has caught up to the total subscribers that the coconut mall guy made from that video

[@jordanjordan124]

I just realized they went through the parking garage because you also go through a parking lot in coconut mall before the finish line.

[@ditto_inc4138]

THINK ABOOUUT THIIIIIIIS THINK ABOOUUT THIIIIIIIS YOU WERE ALIVE THIS MORNING

[@smoceany9478]

coney going from saying "i hate anime" to loving anime doggirl was so funny

[@spaceace9103]

3:54 this video took a very unexpected turn

[@rompevuevitos222]

3:30 forwarding trough that video and each time it resumed i heard something even more unhinged Even better than watching it fully

[@blueberrymilk]

This is Coney's best series yet

[@Aidswayz]

5:43 Fan made Nintendo ad I saw, there are a bunch of Nintendo references in this ad, which is why there is an "Iwata Hall", I thought it was sweet but it was way funnier to see you rip it apart.

[@luigifan001]

This is the best episode of react wars by far

[@davishmayo1643]

It feels so out of character for coney to like korone but hey it’s funny

[@PeppySweetheart]

Where's the vod of Coney playing horror games? I'd watch the full thing, I'm a pretty big horror game guy

[@Zachygee412]

THE SKETCH OF THE PERPETRATOR IM FKING DYYYYYING

[@the0therethan]

Her: honey why don’t you come over? Me: no I don’t want to Her: there’s a new react wars Me:

[@Hero-109]

Coney: Anime is always bad *30 seconds later* Coney: Vtubers are hilarious

[@periclescomoeddie5215]

Ah’ve seen that KH out of context video, it’s *SO GOOD*

[@ensanesane]

Good lord the original coney content meta just keeps getting better somehow.

[@File_JExe]

Coney it's been 4 and a half hours and the winners videos playlist still isn't live

[@dc49154]

I JUST GOT A REMIX ON THE GRUBHUB MEME AD AS AN AD ON THE VIDEO IS THIS OFFICIAL WTF

[@File_JExe]

I'm still traumatized by the first video of that stream Coney

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

That switch commercial was wholesome as fuck

[@toxic_shr00m]

Dude that one guy was spittin though!

[@scottw7686]

"What collection of letters?" >INGERLAND "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I missed it live again but this is absolutely the thing I need rn. I need to work a lot in very little time and I think this is perfect to calm me down. Btw, future me, if you see this, stop fucking procrastinating and get to it! Edit, I wrote this before seeing thatintro bit, goddamn that worked!

[@lukemartin9167]

Don't worry coney, it gets better.

[@WeldonSirloin]

Coney doesn't know anything about fighting games, hates anime, laughs at the accent of vtubers and makes the soyface at anything Nintendo related. A perfect representative of the smash community.

[@pieguy38]

4:55 bruhhhhh the people on the right🤣

[@Frog276]

This series is why i got notis on

[@keglodude]

7:17 i actually made a geno costume for Halloween a few years ago-

[@hummus07]

cant believe they didnt put the My Cousin Vinny video in this

[@hummus07]

good movie though

[@titaniumsolid546]

Ah finally, more React Wars.

[@Mc_Adore-r]

11:46 FELLAS

[@robertmeneguzzo235]

I just keep hearing an EZ SPORTS after the intro

[@sparki9085]

What game was it where Coney shot the kid?

[@und1249]

it's called Mother.

[@PaphiopedilumSwag]

oh nah i gotta show up to these joints this shit gold

[@sniperkittens]

What a rollercoaster, im glad kayla got justice

[@tamerrileyarchives8016]

What game was Coney playing in the "Kayla was slain" clip?

[@Mc_Adore-r]

8:14 you just got coconut malled

[@stephenhayes9419]

Anyone have the link or title for the astronaut take off sketch?

[@TheMrMikle]

did commander fluffs get banned? 24:35

[@BubbaBrons]

What’s the game that Coney killed the kid in? I haven’t been able to find a video or vod of him playing it and it looks very fun to watch

[@notZabami]

mother

[@fedneef7754]

Please what’s the name of the second video

[@anonymous7024]

I’m breathing through my noseries right now

[@coreben1901]

16:28 What game was he playing ?

[@wealthforthecommoners3146]

coney looks good af with glasses

[@tylerboone6324]

16:40 what game is this?

[@monkey-nn3zc]

BEST CONTENT EVEEEEEEEEER

[@AidnTheFurry]

does anybody know the name of that fake nintendo switch ad

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Hold on I JUST watched the Nintendo one on atrioc's channel!

[@volt734]

How many points did the Coney trial video get?

[@LAV3ND3RT0WN]

does anyone have the vod of coney playing MOTHER (the game where coney SUPPOSEDLY didn’t kill kayla)

[@notZabami]

i've been looking too

[@salj.5459]

I need the source for that first video

[@jneumann341]

that second clip made me super uncomfortable

[@nfisher5685]

Someone want to tell me who this man was, I want to follow him

[@sheipi9978]

LET'S GOOOO MY INGERLAND VIDEO WAS A FAVOURITE (Im jp_00170)

[@Tryforlive.]

We the people of waterloo disavow that man

[@treedude4246]

Ugh one day ill catch these

[@und1249]

trust me, you're lucky to miss this one. we had some AWFUL live clips

[@sirhumphreyappleby3856]

It's coming home

[@Matthew.Morcos]

As a KZbin frog, the 3 minutes spent on the children killing or whatever at 16:15 kinda took me out of it, as I never saw the original clip it was based on and was just confised. Court part was so good tho so I'm conflicted

[@Newby1]

I'm glad you liked it! (the court thing) It started off with hearing coney rant after the stream of that game and I thought about the court scene. Then I just pieced it together how I found funny.

[@zamboni3438]

@@Newby1 whats the game hes playing

[@scoutszewc8989]

The description says you were playing Mario kart wii 💀

[@welp2438]

what's the name of the game where coney kills kayla

[@Newby1]

It's 'Mother' not really helpful by name but you can tell which it is due to the graphics.

[@SteelStables]

Great movie

[@goizord]

good episode mister coney

[@eyebrowse]

when the coney video is 30 minutes (:

[@hi_im_DIRTY]

CONEY

[@DeepFreier]

Hold on what's Coney's problem with Life os Strange?

[@Dippy0615]

Good content, but I'm sad that Luke Saward didn't make the cut. :(

[@DeronHargrove]

I adore this series and will tolerate Coney's hatred for anime

[@JoseELeon]

Do you mean you LIKE v tuvers?! Coney: yes and im tired of pretending i not

[@MapleLunii]

I see react wars I like the video, simple

[@babybloo]

what video did coney give a 10?

[@domninin]

When are you finally playing oblivion