Confuse-A-Cat Ltd. -- The service to call when you're at your wits' end about your cat, who is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. "Monty Python's Flying Circus" -- Season 1, Episode 5
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@probablygraham5 жыл бұрын
This was the first Python sketch I ever saw. The next day at school everyone was asking everyone else if they had seen it and we weren't even sure what the programme was called but we all knew it had "Python" in the name. Within weeks absolutely everyone was watching it. I have no idea how I managed to convince my parents that it was worth watching but they let me do so and all I can say is that if they are watching me from up there or down below they deserve a huge hug.
@jonnyqwst10 ай бұрын
Yup me too.
@radish66919 ай бұрын
Down below? 😮
@carlpayne87919 ай бұрын
The basement, where they live rent free, food free and air free. In fact, where they died……
@ja-qk4vd7 ай бұрын
Ow. I'm sure they are. Prob not literally up, but def from wherever they are.
@EmpyrionBlackthorn7 ай бұрын
One of my first. Saw it on Comedy Central, early nineties. Used to watch this and Black Adder like five days a week.
@siggyretburns752310 ай бұрын
No cats were actually confused in this skit.
@gargoyle79019 күн бұрын
I wouldn't be so sure of that
@ChrisMattern-oh6wx2 сағат бұрын
However, most of the audience was.
@powerpointpaladin691111 ай бұрын
This skit defines what Python is. We are the cat.
@bertferri-56857 ай бұрын
Shh!
@ralph33337 ай бұрын
I'm confused. And I'm ok.
@EmpyrionBlackthorn7 ай бұрын
Well said
@nostalgia65783 ай бұрын
@@ralph3333🎵🎶 I sleep all night and I work all day!
@deeprollingriver527 ай бұрын
“He’s suffering from a condition that we vets have not found a word for…..”😂😂😂😂
@carlpen8505 жыл бұрын
I hired Puzzle A Puma once... it worked jolly good and I'm not lion about it
@bobdobalina83810 ай бұрын
Very dadaist, that confuse-a-cat show.
@annoyed7075 жыл бұрын
I used to work for Stun-A-Stoat. It wasn't the best benefit package, but the people were fun to work with, and it's good to know you were doing something important for the future of stoatkind.
@luisreyes196310 ай бұрын
I applied for a position in Bewilderbeest, Inc. but they didn't find me silly enough. 🧐
@trevorsmith77539 ай бұрын
Thankfully, Lewgrad didn't buy them out, so they made their first million for themselves off the US market.
@asdrubalanibal68539 ай бұрын
It’s all in a day’s work…
@Edelgul17177 ай бұрын
Hey, gentemen, the new franchise - distract-a-dog had new opening for the experienced confusers.
@eblizzard28425 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Python skits, so stupid lol. When Michael's voice cracks it kills me everytime. Bewilderbeast. Python crammed as much as they could into everything, love those guys so much for all the laughs since I've been a little tike.
@Dhakadice3 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's what I love about Python in general. Instead of a bunch of dumb guys trying to be clever, they were a bunch of genuinely smart guys actively trying to create the dumbest humor possible. ;D
@bobdobalina83810 ай бұрын
I just love how the cat plays along.
@bertferri-56857 ай бұрын
Shh!
@MsMesem5 жыл бұрын
"Your cat is in a rut." that is the line that got me.
@dontbeyadick5 ай бұрын
The way Graham clicks his tongue and crosses his eyes slightly right before he says "juicy mouse. " Graham was a genius in so many ways.
@amazingsaint9 жыл бұрын
I think the cat did the best acting job on this lol!
@lettuceprime49228 жыл бұрын
I believe I just witnessed the creation of the language of the internet. Cats and randomness.
@rareluck8 жыл бұрын
Yup! And the man even said "Wait for it!" at one point!
@FrankHarwald5 жыл бұрын
OH LONG JOHNSON!!!!!
@invest42morrow5 жыл бұрын
Frank Harwald oh I eyes ya.
@nightw4tchman5 жыл бұрын
"Hope to god it worked"
@avabethmcghee30485 жыл бұрын
Makes perfect sense, given that the architects of the modern Internet cut their teeth on Monty Python.
@ingloriousbasterd30676 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite skits and being ex infantry myself I commend Python for getting the drill exactly right...even the "Wait for it!" part was exactly what happens some times and what the sergeant or sergeant major would say.Btw, there is the S.A.S.,the S.B.S. and these guys are the S.C.S....(Special Confuser Service.) naturally:)
@jamesgornall61845 жыл бұрын
Yep great drill also they do a fantastic generic old school middle ranking officer
@Another_taco.Yes_please10 ай бұрын
Hold my beer as well.
@nooctip6 жыл бұрын
I was going to dismiss these people as amatuers. Really needing nine people to confuse just one cat. But they can freaking teleport. I bow to the masters of Confuse a Cat.
@ciabattatom5219 ай бұрын
I am a bit embarrassed to admit that I was confused much sooner than the cat.
@beadbop9 ай бұрын
No embarrassment is needed. You are amongst friends here. But if you do happen to see a penguin on a pogo stick, it would be best to call your healthcare professional ASAP.
@ciabattatom5219 ай бұрын
@@beadbop I thought the penguin on a pogo stick was part of the cure. (Drat! Now, I'm confused again.)
@ralph33337 ай бұрын
@@ciabattatom521 Don't listen to him. He's trying to deconfuse u. Remember, the cost of freedom is eternal confusion.
@ciabattatom5217 ай бұрын
@@ralph3333 Thank God you replied in the nick of time! (I was at my wit's end.) If only more people would reply in the nick of time. Now that all is well, please excuse me while I enjoy this nice (smack-smack) juicy mouse.
@ralph33337 ай бұрын
@@ciabattatom521 Lol. All in a day's work, ma'am and/or sir. Let me know if ur stockbroker's syndrome flares up.
@cplinstructor6 жыл бұрын
I watched this with my cat. I thought it was funny, but she was very confused.
@kevinpogue72946 жыл бұрын
We studied Cat Confusing in theater and acting classes, along with the Method, Modern, Classical, and Shakespearean.
@mattwardpictures10 жыл бұрын
I've always enjoyed the hell out of this sketch (especially Graham's bit as the 'vet'.) Great that we can achieve more feline confusion now with just a simple laser pointer.
@mortalclown381211 ай бұрын
Wonderful to see these early sketches again. I was only ten when their program debuted. Fwiw, it's not as popular, I realize, but I used to know every word to "The Meaning of Life" - the entire film. Good lads, all.
@MulToyVerse7 ай бұрын
You know, they could of had the cat watch an episode of Monty Python and it would of done the trick.
@goldenagenut11 ай бұрын
Graham Chapman could say anything and make it funny!
@NYCOPERAFAN2 ай бұрын
Best actor in the troupe.
@Missjunebugfreak8 ай бұрын
I love the whole skit but my favorite bit is with Graham as the vet. His comedic timing was exceptional.
@bertferri-56857 ай бұрын
Shh!
@MrMusicbyMartin7 ай бұрын
Best line: “Are you at your wits end?”
@FloraWest6 ай бұрын
I was just noticing how the set up of the premise that would often be quickly moved through with the three characters being almost entirely bringers of information that pays off later. This, however, has tons of great nuances and laughs, thanks to the 3 of them and the writing.
@PhilBagels7 жыл бұрын
Who do I call to have my flamingo flummoxed?
@letMeSayThatInIrish10 ай бұрын
My favourite part is the reaction shots of the cat. Is it confused yet?
@mh53j6 жыл бұрын
"I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats...."
@paulgoogol26528 жыл бұрын
the cat was thinking: "why am I watching this? what am I doing with my lifes?"
@arthurmcvey82317 жыл бұрын
Lives
@soaringvulture7 жыл бұрын
I like lifes better.
@numbtee84786 жыл бұрын
...I believe the term is "lives" sir....
@elias_xp955 жыл бұрын
@@arthurmcvey8231 I would like your comment but it's on 9 and I think that's very fitting.
@rolsmiller38495 жыл бұрын
🦁
@Lanooski19939 жыл бұрын
ladies and gentlemen....WE.......are the cat here.
@vardellsfolly52009 жыл бұрын
Deep. VERY deep.
@Lanooski19939 жыл бұрын
***** then we'll conquer it together. BRING ON THE NONSENSE!
@r.j.lombardi1119 жыл бұрын
***** Indeed sir.
@annedonovan90059 жыл бұрын
R. J. Lombardi As soon as we take a nice long nap. And play with our squeeky toy a bit.
@juleswoodbury586 жыл бұрын
ladies and gentlemen... he's captain obvious
@MorshuArtsInc10 жыл бұрын
Wow! One of the few Monty Python sketches in which the cat doesn't explode in the end! I'm startled.
@SingleTrack6610 ай бұрын
I showed this to my Vole and he was amazed.
@Rodgerdodger6610 ай бұрын
The first time I saw this sketch in high school, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
@Masapotti159 жыл бұрын
You made Mr.Bigglesworth confused. When Mr.Bigglesworth get confused, people DIE!
@atreides84265 жыл бұрын
SH
@Mrcryptidsarereal8 жыл бұрын
No no, the cat's pining for the fjords!
@AndyCigars8 жыл бұрын
+Acrymon "Pining for the fjords!!??"
@beadbop8 жыл бұрын
+Andy Cigars What kind of talk is that?!?
@hernancasasbuenas16367 жыл бұрын
It is an EX...puss!!!!
@viktorriquelme37357 жыл бұрын
It's not paining, It has passed on! This cat no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late cat! It's a stiff, bereft of life! It's rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the tail he'd be scratching up the daisies! It has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CAT!!
@numbtee84786 жыл бұрын
LOL
@EmpyrionBlackthorn7 ай бұрын
Monty Python, Black Adder and Red Dwarf are my holy trinity of British comedy
@ravenwolf7128Ай бұрын
YES!
@EmpyrionBlackthornАй бұрын
😊@@ravenwolf7128
@SeoulMan5 жыл бұрын
The first Monty Python sketch I ever watched. Thanks to a tape in the VHS rental shop.
@mikefores396111 ай бұрын
Did the tape recommend the sketch to you?
@benglaser13456 жыл бұрын
I looked away from the boxing scene for one second and came back to see one of them dressed as Napoleon.
@Svitlo376 жыл бұрын
Is Confuse a Cat LTD. hiring? Dream job. That's God's work.
@Draco_Alpha7 жыл бұрын
"WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS???!" -Fluffy, November 2016
@danboyle1165 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts was the credits. To be specific: 'Bewilderebeest.' Everyone says they hate puns, but the really clever ones can be downright funny as heck.
@stargaazer998 жыл бұрын
Good to see someone going to such lengths for something silly - all the effort in setting up the stage and bringing the whole troupe in...Completely ridiculous and absolutely wonderful!
@guy-ub9ic10 жыл бұрын
I was mesmerized by the Penguin on the pogo stick myself. BRILLIANT!!! ;)
@matt541511 ай бұрын
I’m obsessed watching Michael Palin and Terry Jones in this clip. My wife and I experienced the “nothing we can do” speech from the veterinarian. We probably looked the same way, which is why this is so funny.
@dwdei88159 ай бұрын
Shhh!
@arthurvandelay.9 ай бұрын
And the controlling wife shushing every word of the husband lmao I know it because it's exactly what my mom does
@kristy93376 ай бұрын
I'm sorry about your pet.😞
@bgbdwlf4089 жыл бұрын
The vet in this skit is priceless. Love those expressions - sooo drama. The housewife is pretty hysterical too, the way she shushes her poor submissive husband every time he tries to talk. Love this skit. It ranks right up there with "Interesting People".
@TheAgeOfAnalog6 жыл бұрын
This was the first MP skit I remember seeing. It was on a tiny B&W TV, on PBS, around 1977. I was hooked.
@TheWoodsugar11 ай бұрын
I love the shushing from Jones
@whb19599 жыл бұрын
Nothing like confusing a cat
@whb19598 жыл бұрын
heheehehe
@fonziebulldog57869 ай бұрын
That diagnose coud fit every english citizen. 😄👍
@MrPersonalityProductions9 жыл бұрын
I dunno about the cat, but I'm definitely confused...
@annedonovan90059 жыл бұрын
Mr. Personality Productions WEll then it worked.
@HardwareG33k8 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Personality Productions so what you're realling saying is you're a cat
@annedonovan90058 жыл бұрын
I'm not so sure. My cats weren't at all confused by this. They were actually bored. One walked away half way through so he may NOT be a cat after all.
@FTStratLP7 жыл бұрын
+anne Donovan If it walked away, it must have been confused!
@ceecee6856 жыл бұрын
+FTStratLP or maybe just bored. lol. 😸
@cgerman510 жыл бұрын
cat: zero fucks given
@marioluizdesa8 жыл бұрын
They are incredible. The funniest silliest sketch ever!!
@benglaser13456 жыл бұрын
Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the performance which had just been broadcast. Many members of my friends and family have been befuddled by your outrageous antics and in an attempt to rationalize their confusion, are now certain that they are in fact cats. Yours etc., Mr. Whiskers
@ShehrozeAmeen5 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr. Whiskers, We have taken note of your complaint and provide condolences for members of your friends and family. It is indeed a shame that they are not felline under the weather. Surely the cats have come out of the bag, and our instructions were unable to provide the necessary solution to this problem. It is unfortunate that we have unable to find a solution to this problem yet. We have literally limited funding for our research and development division. Kindly share the number of friends and family affected by this phenomenon. Fur every purrson affected we will provide three coupons: one is a coupon providing three months cat litter, one is a coupon providing kebbles (if they have special preference, kindly share), and one is a coupon for a free tour of the Ministry of Silly Walks. We thank you for bringing this to our attention, and we will endeavor to make the solution pawsible. Yours etc., Gen. Felinethropy Chase (Mrs.)
@annemalloy44905 жыл бұрын
Ben Glaser .
@meatshield_6 жыл бұрын
This cat could not care less.
@1emmajones11 ай бұрын
This really is my favourite monty python sketch. ❤❤❤❤❤❤you have to confuse cats. You just do. It makes them happy. ❤❤❤
@mortalclown381211 ай бұрын
This has Mr. Gilliam written all over it, mates.
@Clive69710 ай бұрын
Agreed. The visual effects alone showed his input. Similar effects in the Holy Grail and Time Bandits films.
@mauritzvonsydow65696 жыл бұрын
Suddenly I realise, as if with a shrug of my head that I've strayed from the path of hilariousness, to the madness which is the forgotten Monty Python scenes. Att one point we're laughing at the people on the screen, in the next moment we keep on laughing although we should actually be leaving as no one is actually enjoying themselves. Humour as it was first intented, I'd say! Splendid work sirs!
@mikefores396111 ай бұрын
wait, how do you shrug your head?
@kimmonroe20786 жыл бұрын
Loved these guys 30 years ago and they still make me laugh 😆
@jamesbowden37869 ай бұрын
Yes not half my old beauty!! And none of them ever tried to bit any babies on the head.
@RoseluvsHHR9 жыл бұрын
One of my top 10 favorite sketches. Sooo random. Love when the workers just disappear off screen XD. Everything about this one makes me lmao.
@isaiahjames838110 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Terry Gilliam had anything to do with the human stop motion thing. That was amazing!
@Esplodiamoinallegria9 жыл бұрын
It's very likely
@Warmaka5 жыл бұрын
I can relate to that cat
@camit51536 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite sketch!
@paktype6 жыл бұрын
One of the great Monty Python skits.
@thexalon7 жыл бұрын
It's a man's life in Confuse-a-Cat Ltd!
@MM-zs7ir5 жыл бұрын
ROFL. I remember watching this in the 70s and pretty much pee'd my pants laughing.
@dr_lazer469410 жыл бұрын
I-I don't-what? how did-why would you-who would? WHY AM I SO CONFUSED!?!?
@gus3martin1989 жыл бұрын
You're a cat, then.
@dr_lazer46949 жыл бұрын
I will inform you good sir/madam that I am not a cat. I'm a kitty.
@KneelB4Bacon10 ай бұрын
_"To be blunt, your cat is in a rut."_ lol.
@darktreeton1Ай бұрын
Palin talking in his native Sheffield accent
@Maddog30609 жыл бұрын
It's all just to have the joke names at the end. XD That whole sketch, I'm willing to bet good money it was just made to provide context for the joke company names. XD
@TonyWhite2235110 ай бұрын
Most likely started with bewilderbeast !
@DogOfKrondor6 жыл бұрын
baffle a badger! flummox a flamingo! dumbfound a donkey! perplex a panda! disconcert a duck!
@ansar68pk5 жыл бұрын
and the cat is thinking, "How the hell did I get to this part of mewtube"
@NoMoreNever7 жыл бұрын
Still cracks me up! Bless you, Monty Python!
@kristinar10825 жыл бұрын
Bewilderebeest!
@ImInLoveWithBulla7 ай бұрын
Can we just appreciate how smooth the cutting and editing is in this? The hats on the boxers is so smooth, it took me several watches to even notice it.
@beadbop7 ай бұрын
We have Terry Gilliam to thank for that seamless editing.
@mitchellpak16666 жыл бұрын
Classic Python. It never gets old.
@iacomuslycanthropus7466Ай бұрын
12 years ago. Jeez time flies. I hope you're well, beadbop, wherever you are.
@beadbopАй бұрын
I'm right here, living a happy and quiet llfe in the Netherlands with my hubby and our three confused cats. No complaints from me, man!
@CarolineMartin-rz8wf23 күн бұрын
I've only seen some of the sketch, it was filmed edenfeild gardens worster park Surrey in about 1971 it was my mother in laws house, Michael palin borrowed my wife's pogo stick, love to hear from anyone
@shipofthesun6 жыл бұрын
I love surrealism.
@Snailbarf7 жыл бұрын
there will never be anything like this again. I love the way they played with the film editing. As a Brazilian gardener sitting on the toilet watching this in my head, I feel I can say, without qualification, that the digital age has ruined comedy.
@ajcarmageddon7 жыл бұрын
Snailbarf I would have to agree. There is a certain warmth to this comedy that spanned through the entire montry python series of shows and movies. The comedy doesn't have to make sense. It's stupid but incredible genius work all at once.
@calliarcale5 жыл бұрын
@Claystead If you watch it enough times, it's inevitable. ;-)
@Redbeardian6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit!! This is how I get my cat to come inside!!! I thought I'd invented it!
@bullittcharger689 жыл бұрын
Definitely in the top 3 with The Bishop and Archaeology Today.
@conoba8 жыл бұрын
Good thing I have this video to confuse a cat. Should it ever happen I have the need for it.
@nerdstark90026 жыл бұрын
I think this is their best scetch.
@ragohwhiteclaw74627 ай бұрын
This entire sketch was written for the benefit of the build-up to 'Bewilderebeest', that was the ultimate payoff. Classic Python writing XD
@StevenCampbell19557 жыл бұрын
I'm pleased that it all worked out for the cat and the owners. How sad making to contemplate a cat that just sits and stares, stares at nothing, bored, unable to get up and go. I weep with delight for this remarkable return to normalcy. What a fine bunch of chaps are these lads from Confuse-a-cat. well done men. It is this sort of determination and skills that have kept Britain safe, in the hands of her Royal Majesty and have slaughtered our enemies in far flung fields. These brave men, and women now that we are in Europe, will be that backbone of our defensive forces who will gladly lay down their lives for cats everywhere. Or protect foreign types from coming over here and spreading disease, raping our unwilling and taking out jobs. yes, jobs that we don't really want to do but need doing so that the country is neat and tidy but they smell so we don't want that, do we.
@StevenCampbell19557 жыл бұрын
That technique has worked well in other places. Let's see how the Masters of Confusion accomplish this trick. Godspeed and fair winds, England. Hide from the world in plain site. Who will miss them first?
@moondawg36935 жыл бұрын
I believe your hoping for "Confuse a Muslim". You're certainly not alone in this.
@alienz86415 жыл бұрын
Somebody should go to the overacting part of the hospital.
@jamesbowden37869 ай бұрын
Are you an escaped extra from the “Prejudice” sketch by any chance?
@Muckylittleme6 ай бұрын
" Or protect foreign types from coming over here and spreading disease, raping our unwilling and taking out jobs. yes, jobs that we don't really want to do " This comment did not age well, with its satire fuelled by liberal sensibilities.
@mikedangelo66025 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing about that skit is the segue back to the cat. I wonder where the cat is today?
@pierrev11945 жыл бұрын
It's dead.It has ceased to be.It's gone to meet its maker.It's an ex-cat.!
@nickdavison97719 жыл бұрын
I hope to god it works.... lol. This is my favorite M.P sketch
@maximillianford93015 жыл бұрын
I died when Bewilderbeest popped up in the credits.
@leggodt63406 жыл бұрын
The cat is suffering from what we experts call: being a cat.
@jay-eh4nv9 жыл бұрын
I fear you have all been confused by these shysters, never enlist their likely overpriced services. What really happened was, while they set up their elaborate, and most expensive, props, they had a break in expert enter the house and replace the litter in the cat box with fresh litter and by using techniques that one can only learn from the best of spy schools also placed cat treats, cat toys, and a bit of catnip in strategic locations throughout the household. I make this post on behalf of the Better Cat Doing It's Business Bureau.
@moondawg36935 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't they just simply changed the cat litter and placed cat treats, cat toys, and a bit of catnip, in the first place. This does sort of explain why there were more actors in the Cat Confusing game, than working in all of the film and television industry, put together. Could this all have been a ploy, to put unemployed actors back to work ? Hmmm, it's now become perfectly clear, why Cat Confusers had to be members of The Film & Television Actors Guild.
@Kittymouth5 жыл бұрын
This is blatant astro-turfing! This man is in the pocket of Big Scratchingpost!
@jamesbowden37869 ай бұрын
Or the cat just wanted it’s dinner, and then to go and s**** in next doors flower bed (s).
@cartmanrlsusall6 жыл бұрын
Awesomely stupendous good job lads
@nitramruk6 жыл бұрын
how on earth could they possibly think up something so weird in their heads?
@pierrev11945 жыл бұрын
LSD was very popular at the time .and people made very good music back then??
@TheGrant593 ай бұрын
“In a way…in a way..hmm..moping”
@cnrspiller35499 ай бұрын
I believe that whole sketch was created simply so they could scroll the pun "Bewilderbeast inc." up the screen.
@TrueBlueYoshi9 жыл бұрын
Confuse a cat, or Confuse a audience. Either way its funny xD
@lylechipperson59135 жыл бұрын
Never gets old
@ingonowack38399 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious! Love them lots 🤩🥳😍🥰! Long live the Pythons 😘!
@Theseniorlist9 жыл бұрын
OMG that is odd and hilarious at the same time... :)
@KelvinClone6 жыл бұрын
ennui, angst, weltzschmerz call it what you will...Moping?
@8teillumin11 ай бұрын
Love this sketch as it is very inspired by spike Milligans Running, jumping standing still film
@KokoRicky5 жыл бұрын
1, 2, 1, 2, get those funny things out!!
@adj7898 жыл бұрын
I want to confuse my cat now
@garymcaleer61126 жыл бұрын
Only the Brits! Who needs today's modern special effects when we have Monty Python?