Confused New Players

New players removed because they were too confusing for old players.
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TF2 Server: 107.152.128.60:27015
outro song is "The Good Life (Live at X96 / 1997)" by Weezer.

[@riel1674]

4:29 "Why are you acting like a normal guy " This indicates that the spy is effective in disguising

[@PebsBeans]

yes but why isn't he backstabbing shit?

[@limani6837]

@@PebsBeans to get a better angle on him

[@sheeloesreallycool]

StrongAdel to help further the disguise

[@AngelRomero-cu5es]

That was actually a very clever spy ;)

[@magnitudefallout3944]

Tactical Espionage Action! :D

[@fortpilleddrainer5634]

9:30 I love how when he’s getting chased by the spy he calls for medic as his final defense before getting stabbed

[@minimixe]

hilarious

[@ukedii]

Hilarious lmao

[@ugothexed]

@@ukedii hilarious lmao xd

[@RAM1776]

as if he thinks it fucking summons a medic

[@adamkocsis5769]

If only he had something on him with which he could defend himself..

[@juicyjuicy5433]

I once actually saw a new spy on the enemy team who instead of shooting me or stabbing me tried to sap me. I have no idea why he did that, but he just went up to people with the sapper. He wasn't even that bad at being stealthy, and he could sneak up behind an entire enemy team. But then he tries to sap everyone, failing miserably in the process.

[@MamaToFive]

This made me LOL... There, but for the Grace of Gaben, go I...ahahah. (In other words...I had done this so many times when I was just a noobie noob one year ago!)

[@DOOMSMANN]

SPAHS SAPPIN' MAH TEAM

[@beeb5872]

Eric Merry he'd be good at mvm lol

[@lukeeatschips6324]

he was a bored spy main

[@scetmam1031]

Must've thought it was mvm

[@thesmm2311]

The Phlog Pyro seems like one of the more experienced players in this server because he does what a phlog pyro SHOULD do, ambushing the enemy.

[@PebsBeans]

yes but WHY DOES HE HAVE PERMAPHLOGCHARGE

[@coffee-tz3lm]

Scorch shot likely that thing can fill up the meter fast if you can spam it at a couple people

[@teeby2037]

back in the day phlog built up super easy, paired with the scorch shot you could have phlog all the time

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

how ironic the noob play style is the most skilled in the server

[@PearoIGuess]

Mahbub Malek Syed wdym flanking and ambushing is better than most pyros ive seen over a thousand w m1 pyros trying to kill me when i just shoot them with frontier justice

[@pyro2901]

"his sentry got blown up by the sentry" -FUNKe 2015

[@刀丹尺K山口下尺口丹]

stop coping pyro shark

[@pyro2901]

Foxy The pirate fox who did i copy?

[@刀丹尺K山口下尺口丹]

+Pyroshark this other guy more famous then you you copied his name

[@pyro2901]

Foxy The pirate fox its just a name,and i do not make vids

[@sethmalcolm6955]

+Foxy The pirate fox you understand pyro sharks a term in game right

[@oked99]

to be fair crouching while jumping isn't intuitive if you're not familiar with Source

[@G_Macks]

Yeah source engine is weird

[@JackStache]

It's what I thought to do when I was new

[@genericname3435]

Creative Name // kinda of the same with me, started playing and for no reason I started crouch jumping. No idea of how I figured that out

[@rikielanasui742]

*Laughs in Typical Colors 2*

[@TheKirBoi]

Took me a while to figure it out. You know the health packs on the sides of the entrance to the intel on Turbine that you need to jump on the cart thing to get up to. I thought the only way to get up was as scout, soldier, pyro (thruster pack), demo, engineer (sentry jumping) and medic (quick fix pocket of one of the above). Then i saw a spy jump up there when I was also playing spy and I was beyond confused. That's also where I learnt to do it.

[@andrijadenic7366]

That server legit looks like the most fun thing ever

[@queennesquik4023]

Yeah, the most fun matches in any game are new players against other new players. Neither team knows the "best option" in any scenario and you end up with ridiculous plots that sometimes work.

[@w.dgaster7656]

I would fit there

[@yatosan9217]

Aha izgleda

[@KaNofbeans]

its fun when you want a break from a serious game and just want to play for fun

[@darex1226]

Jel igra ko od vas tf2 jos?

[@outtakefiend6839]

I'd like to point out funke was upset a spy was convincing

[@invalid_user_handle]

True, but I think he was wondering why exactly that spy didn't try anything, had the perfect chance to backstab him.

[@deadrivers2267]

??? To blend in further

[@metaford3746]

@@invalid_user_handle The spy was so passionated on his acting skill that he convinced himself that he is a red demoman

[@somerandomperson2934]

@@deadrivers2267 A spy's goal is to get backstabs. I should know since I'm a spy main

[@orpheus2724]

@@metaford3746 a true method actor

[@finnohagan4799]

Tired of dying, goes medic

[@ManvinderSinghWalia]

Kinda ironic

[@solarflare2330]

Ik what might happen and will happen

[@replynator5774]

Unless he plans to become walking dispenser that stays near spawn that's not gonna work

[@305backup]

Tim stro59 **laughs in ubersaw**

[@MrRohanThomas]

That is the worst solution, you playing medic is a 2x more death chance, medic and sniper are most targeted classes

[@LostBranches]

9:48 This is not a good position to be in against a heavy

[@asid5067]

This is: A. Not a good position to be against a heavy B. A good position

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Asid ya making this easy for me mate.

[@Blappyboop]

Asid A *gets mowed down by heavy*

[@alanavalos6645]

Wiley Muchowski lazy purple

[@matteb859]

“Yeah that seems about right. AAAAAAAAAAGH!!”

[@courier3679]

Engineer: **places sentry** Sentry: **gets destroyed** Engineer: *s e e m s a b o u t r i g h t*

[@activitus1958]

Courier hmm no replies,k

[@meemosteeno5121]

"Alrighty then!"

[@kaiji4419]

... as a main (almost) engineer, this made me laugh hard XD

[@SUACEMASTER]

@@kaiji4419 nnm nnnnvbnnbbmmbnbnnbmngnmnb

[@lockyourdoors5886]

Him: Tired of dying Also him: Changes class to death magnet

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

Lmao 😂

[@appleface304]

Can we appreciate how at 6:58 CaptainAfternoon the legend actually got a decent backstab on that heavy?

[@ActuallyRocatex]

Right below this comment is some guy saying he was captainafternoon

[@toastysketches2517]

@@ActuallyRocatex lol my friends username is CaptainAfternoon78 But that wasent him i asked

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

You spelled Tomato Thomas wrong

[@CryogenicCompliments]

1:01 "and there's the spy that just runs at you with a knife out and tries to stab you...." FUNKe, that's every spy in the game.

[@spore6050]

Well he got a few stabs in

[@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk]

he just ran up like you didnt even cloak you didnt even attempt to go behind him without him knowing he just ran up and started fucking stabbin.

[@hatkid9368]

No no he got a point

[@skelebop78yearsago58]

He means that the spy din't even cloack or disguise XD

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

@@skelebop78yearsago58 Anyway as a new guy i suck at spy 😂

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

The phlog pyro makes sense considering what he's up against. Why WOULDN'T he have full charge every five seconds if people walk into him.

[@poopyjoe7435]

Ironic that the phlog pyro is one of the smartest players in the server

[@dmann2096]

4:05 C'mon you gots to love the cute little engie

[@niksamsiah117]

No

[@MetaIIicaX]

Yes

[@JediEdi]

Ok

[@average_pyro]

@@niksamsiah117 you monster

[@claaire1740]

These are the types of dudes to have the gunboats with the rocket jumper

[@xaimontankiamco8892]

Played on turbine and saw a guy using the rocket jumper to hit other people

[@rib4607]

+Xaimon Tankiamco That happens pretty often, smh. People can't even read descriptions.

[@ssbmslurppp1781]

+Arib Sahil F2P: OH SHIT AN ITEM DROP BETTER EQUIP IT WITHOUT HAVING ANY KNOWLEDGE WHAT SO EVER ABOUT WHAT IT DOES

[@rib4607]

eks d

[@ducc3430]

+Malistir Gaming EVERY WEAPON IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER WEAPON I HAVE, DONT EVEN NEED TO READ THE STATS

[@noearchambot7355]

New players removed because they were too confusing for old players.

[@SpecterReaper]

Noé Archambot Valve Employee: Wait...SHIT IT WAS SWITCHE- **Old players removed because they were too confusing for new players**

[@Dushess]

aand it will ruin TF2 finally

[@ivanyy]

Dushess Excuse me? This was a joke, pls dont start with the random hate against X group of people

[@lqu]

thats in the description.

[@Despacitoian]

Noé Archambot new players removed for being too confusing to new players

[@Awsisazeen]

4:26 YEAH WHY DOESENT THIS SPY ACT LIKE AN ENEMY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD STRATEGY

[@xYAFusRoMamaYAx]

+Awsisa zeen ikr

[@itscompletelyunderstood]

+Awsisa zeen Well he's just standing there and not sapping or stabbing things.

[@GazerTheGamer]

+Crazy Productions Doesn't mean anything. Good acting on pubs can save a Spy's ass, and that guy could have been fine. The problem was that FUNKe really wanted to push silly new players off the ledge, and he sees this cosmetic-less demoknight show up and stand near a dispenser, so of course upon trying to push him he found him out. Spies don't have to be constantly sapping things and pulling of k00l trickstabs on enemies to be doing their job well; the less enemies that know of your presence, the better. Source: 500 hour Spy main.

[@itscompletelyunderstood]

GazerTheGamer A good jorb well done dehr

[@gege0298]

Bestest spy ever

[@voidman2941]

7:25 - 7:39 I think the demoman thought he saw a spy, suspected it was you, then realized it wasn't, so he went looking for a cloaked spy.

[@petr.o5725]

TF2 News - Game removed , too confusing for new players

[@PyroclasticFlow]

Lel

[@zedolixo7297]

+Piotr Tylmanowski why not remove the f2p players instead?

[@carlgonzales8081]

+sou fada then how could new people join the game? If that happened, tf2 would die.

[@zedolixo7297]

Carl Gonzales lol didn't thought about that XD

[@kevinfaiz4716]

+Carl Gonzales Yea TF2 got popular because of the Free to play update..

[@ashby987]

When I was new I went to training mode and played with Bots until I knew I was ready

[@tdogtheturtle3023]

ashby987 same with me

[@4rcade590]

ashby987 same, i wish everyone did that...

[@DreadedGhoul575]

I did this too; I still play with bots tbh. I wish there was a co-op vs ai (like MvM) on the functional maps like dustbowl and humans get matched up, can vote for the map, choose the difficulty setting etc. :D

[@ashby987]

DreadedGhoul575 yea I still play with Bots sometimes and when a server filled with real people has Bots joined in I tell the strategys I have when fighting a bot

[@guy_th18]

Same!

[@uranus3389]

That gasp you made when you feel off, was the most honest gasp i have ever heard.

[@whatyado6106]

+Murphy1122 come on don't give Uranus shit like this

[@percher4824]

+Uranus The most realistic gasp award goes to FUNKe!

[@moosahashim7190]

+Uranus sorry man but can u tell me the map name sorry to be that guy

[@uranus3389]

moosa hashim pl_frontier_final

[@ethanwmonster9075]

+Your Average videowatcher [Skeptic Commenter] smeels beutitful

[@WaterDroplet02]

6:51"It happened again! His sentry got blown up by the sentry!" Who's the _real_ f2p here?

[@meriokid6459]

lmao

[@helix2331]

me, i am

[@toastysketches2517]

Not me i payed for the game in 2009

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

It's me

[@KaiserKosako]

Brazilian servers are your heaven if you want more of this

[@Uncle.Grapes]

LOL ikr

[@leonardoknopf7000]

Sadly but true

[@machomanalexyt5736]

That applies with every other game too. Why are Brazillians so clueless?

[@leonardoknopf7000]

@@machomanalexyt5736 well not every one

[@machomanalexyt5736]

@@leonardoknopf7000 Because not all games have Brazillian servers?

[@wad5907]

The title is confused new players, but you seem the most confused.

[@Kandro]

confused about confused people

[@theoneandonlycucumber]

Have you seen the video? The new players are OBVIOUSLY the confused one's. He's just having a hard time believing that anyone can be this terrible.

[@Kandro]

he's confused about why the new players are doing so much bullshit

[@retrolink6314]

your grammar confused me too

[@wad5907]

Pootis Zunka Do tell?

[@Kapin05]

"And then they just forget about me, forget I exist!" funke, describing his parents abandoning him on a playground

[@GamingCheesus]

Lol

[@avivfrai4858]

i legit didn't know about crouch jumping until i watched this vid. granted i only had like 30 hours in the game at the time but still.

[@z1u512]

I can teach you. Wanna add me?

[@johnt3606]

I knew about crouch jump in the old times in csgo irrc, but I had no idea it was in TF2 until like 120 hours (lol)

[@muntadar1655]

@Maxwell Zimmermann actually that pretty much applies to most source games, when I learned how to crouch jump it was after raging for 3 rounds on a turkish minecraft ze map in cs 1.6

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

@@muntadar1655 sorry, a what now?

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

@@z1u512 I would, sadly I don't have enough funds (4.11/5 Dollars) but I still need to get to the basics

[@gatoroda]

His name a ghost skills because his skills are non-existent

[@ryryhc]

Boom, roasted.

[@janreiafrica]

Git gud get lmaooooooobox

[@aurelius8734]

His name a grammar skills because his skills are non-existent

[@crab7252]

GaToRoDa oh shit the burns

[@mike7DILFLUVR]

GaToRoDa oof

[@random_me666]

I remember playing as my main class as a newbie, and a Soldier expected me to Über him, he even said it on his VC and I didn't do anything, I instead did it when I had a hunch, and he said: "We got lucky Medic." I even remember a Heavy teaching me how to properly use übers and when to use them, was a good guy, made me to the next step of a great main Medic.

[@jmurray1110]

good to hear you got some help i just get yelled at because my targets think rocket jumping away while i have stock means that i heal them faster

[@random_me666]

@@jmurray1110 It does not heal them faster. It builds Über faster though.

[@jmurray1110]

@@random_me666 no i mean they jump out of range from the gun and im suppose to still heal them despite not having the quick fix's ability to follow them but i assume you mean the uber drop on overhealed targets but it doesn't really work if im out of range

[@random_me666]

@@jmurray1110 That's why you have to get the crossbow, it truly is a game changer as a medic. I got one from my 2019 Smissmas choice present.

[@jmurray1110]

@@random_me666 oh yeah i picked one up of one of the fallen definite a good weapon but might need to have a useful team to use if effectively

[@srpinguim9435]

New Update:Removed universe,too confusing for new players

[@Serpgamer]

ha ha ha ha ha ha xddddd so funny *rawr*

[@dreamblast650]

+CreativeRock16 >spells with u

[@Serpgamer]

CreativeRock16 do u even understand sarcasm

[@abbadon6441]

Removed barry allen , too confusing to new players and any others easy to master and dominate a server

[@vention7043]

Removed items for free to plays, too confusing, also f2ps can only play spys

[@TheJohnnee]

5:53 Happens to me all the time. This weapon is hitscan, right? 10:30 He's just playing the Fat Scout.

[@justanormalperson4091]

Hahaha the Fat Scout thing craked me

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@justanormalperson4091 what?nthat's just its name?

[@s942]

When I was new, here is a list of things I thought 1 the dead ringer made you invisible 2 you can’t rev up without shooting 3 the rocket jumper does damage 4 the gunslinger lets you build a normal and a mini sentry Edit: it’s been 4 years and im rediscovering this comment. Figured I’d add some for the two people seeing this in 2024. 1 australium paint makes australium weapons 2 pyro is OP!!! (Pyro sucks ass) 3 the short circuit primary fire has infinite range

[@chimpmoment130]

@@minimixe Johnny Flesh

[@minimixe]

@@chimpmoment130 VOY A SUBIDA MAREA AYYAAAAAAA

[@ancis1327]

5: Ubercharge only affects your target

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

I mean, i kinda had some base experience through watching TF2 vids so i kinda knew what is possible and what is not, but my skills are trash 😂

[@kaiji4419]

@@darrenaqilawangsech8652 ... me too

[@leaviumshad7775]

6:51 "it happened again your sentry got blown up by the sentry"

[@yeehaw9369]

if a spy tries to sap you, they’re basically calling you a bot

[@owloddity9297]

i may point out that he most of them would not act so much like noobs if valve had made a decent tutorial.

[@pepsiman397]

New Update: Removed Team Fortress 2, too confusing for new players.

[@ifyoucanflypancake312]

Pepsi Man Replaced with Mine Craft 2

[@SpecterReaper]

And ROBLOX 2, FNaF 2 the 2nd, and...Other stuff

[@ivanyy]

Pepsi Man Despacito 2

[@Ke.442]

Why did you copy a comment

[@ms.raposa2855]

@@SpecterReaper FNaF 2 the 2nd? What does that mean?

[@WalrusChomps2]

I just love rewatching this video

[@lunarandrew3554]

Potato Dragon 12191 same...

[@usaccdecks8363]

yea

[@riftercalledmechat3258]

Walrus Wambagoni 100th like

[@WalrusChomps2]

Ironically, I was rewatching this video and saw that this comment had 100 likes xD

[@carrie-annecommerford3426]

Walrus Wambagoni

[@Manglet762]

6:50 I know the feeling. My sentry gets blown up by sentries all the time.

[@Tobygamesiscool]

Anthony Smith Sentries actually will shoot each other though

[@gary8387]

It Seems the Only Real Action is Inaction and with the wrangler

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

shitty fucking placement then

[@SonicPower]

6:12 - He thinks that he can do the same thing as at that End of the Line video but with just a level 1 Sentry.

[@sluggs1233]

Lost it when the demo was walking with the other demo 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@jtc6366]

@Ella Crowe no

[@KaitlynWolfie]

Ella Crowe The red demo shot at Funke, and died in the kill feed.

[@snakewithacomputer849]

@@TeleTrenta ou would only see the mask if you were on his team, or you were spectating

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

you live a sad life

[@Arthromod]

This would be perfect if this was on the End of the Line map.

[@AGrayPhantom]

Because it's too confusing for new *BONUS DUCKS!*

[@Alex-eu6ne]

*Removed for being too confusing for new players*

[@AGrayPhantom]

DUCKS Here's a flower to cheer you up. @--'--,----৵(◕‿◕✿)

[@sunnywizard_507]

Removed again for being too confusing to new players (again)

[@zaiz6018]

+DUCKS BONUS DUCKS

[@pato6738]

I really don´t get all the prejudice against F2P, I mean I was F2P for three months, then because my backpack was full I buy the "Engineer starter pack" to become premium, and (believe it or not) my skills didn´t improve because of it :(

[@outtakefiend6839]

Id say that having actually cosmetics did help me as f2ps would run instead of attacking

[@s942]

It isn’t because they haven’t bought anything, it’s because f2ps tend to be new, and new players aren’t usually the best. because most players after a bit would get premium to expand their backpack or play comp or something being free to play just shows your new

[@nicknamename7838]

Pato TF2 is timeless game that means you can improve by playing it for really long time and no hats and other things dont improve your skill

[@Kaledrone]

@@outtakefiend6839 *Intimidation: 100*

[@mewbusi]

@@nicknamename7838 Its not causation, its correlation. Just saying.

[@Ryu-ei8vj]

4:45 "Here, you can push me off" *Engineer proceeds to fall off a cliff*

[@gayahhbihh]

"Alrighty then!" *"AAAAAaaaa-"*

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

yes that was the point of that scene

[@thebeastkoolaidman]

"GhostSkillz" Jesus, on a scale of 1 to 10 of how edgy he is, it would have to be 11.

[@SpecterReaper]

ScoutIsVeryErect At least it's not (insert their name here) The Gamer 123

[@gomgom9060]

@@SpecterReaper or "đěåț4_ķ"

[@TeleTrenta]

and the problem is he has an unusual

[@TP-gd5er]

@@TeleTrenta his skills are a 1 out of 10 lmao

[@ravrav6433]

Then i would assume 11 is their age too

[@agentmaryland1239]

I'm sorry, but, I think the better question that should have been asked was: why are you shooting and wasting your minigun ammo on a closed door instead of justing keeping it spun down? xD

[@sikorz]

the mini gun he was using do more damage the more time it's shooting so he does more damage if he keeps shooting non stop

[@agentmaryland1239]

LikonPT well, I don't know about you, but if I turned a corner and saw a Heavy shooting at the door I was about to exit, I'd be backpedaling to find a different exit or wait till he runs out of ammo.

[@thomasriches3488]

+Bella Luna it's more like the damage ramp up should catch someone who unluckily tries to take the heavy head open without realising the minimum they have equipped.

[@Rodfaj90]

But this is a weird TF2 server remember? it's the point of the whole video! dumb players!

[@mild9507]

Damage ramp up

[@pieldmiel9033]

2:55 That is single handedly the most funny thing ive ever seen in tf2.

[@crab7252]

BacktoRitual same

[@filthycasul1804]

ikr

[@M3lw4r3]

4:07 was better imo

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

you dont pay very much attention when you play tf2

[@RAKESH-xw9xm]

yup

[@tonycallme3667]

"where's my team?" I feel you

[@warblenoise]

'Why is that spy acting like a normal person?!' Really FUNKe? REALLY?!

[@dervisedward1304]

+Waffle5 He meant that the Spy was not doing anything....just staring at the easy kill on FUNKe while he was looking at the engineer that fell off.

[@junk5501]

Captain's Merc badge said he was playing since 2013. How could he be this bad?

[@zeko1542]

Maybe he played for a whule then quit, then started playing again.

[@junk5501]

Could be, but he's still one of the worst F2Ps I've seen.

[@AA_EE_OO]

when u realize he is doming someone at 12:50 ;-;

[@abystrous]

Lol, I'm better, and I've played since 2014 xD

[@Rodfaj90]

Probably because he saw it was F2P, downloaded the game in 2013, played only once and then left it to rot, and only now he gained interest in it

[@piegodmi]

Thing is like the last video I watched, it says that there is no decent learning system. Of course we are bad, cause we have no way to get good unless we play almost every day... Of course they (we) are confused.

[@endertron3603]

Pyro _Dood I just played with bots until I was ready

[@z1u512]

Wanna add me? I can teach you

[@leonardo9259]

@@z1u512 yeah I'm also open to teach

[@thatgoodstuff1986]

@Pyro_Dood i got some experience if you need some help

[@fwuffy_cloud]

@@endertron3603 Oh my actual goodness that's the plan I'm using right now! And yeah, I'm practicing with bots because I'm too scared too embarrass myself on an actual server.

[@xuticx]

did anyone see captain afternoon dominate someone at 10:49?

[@wackaducky]

oh, wow

[@vettebodee]

I swear i just played a match with JJTIMES13

[@jordans-k2143]

putting in work behind the scenes?

[@KateFace-vo7mq]

ThatOne Ginger same I think infuse played with spookmellon and ghostskills

[@sunburnteggandstuff]

Oh shet he actualy playin

[@skelskeleton]

Am i the only one who thinks f2ps are really adorable?

[@DrSabot-A]

Not when im the F2P I knew how to rocke jump in GoldSource,and im gonna do it in Source!

[@cheatsykoopa98]

+Ryan Wilson (Falcon Cäber) unless they're in my team, I agree

[@Octanis0]

People who always generalise f2ps to be noobs are adorable.

[@cheatsykoopa98]

Victor Neo people who are right are adorable

[@Dunnohippo98]

well i haven't bought anything on this and i have played this for 50 hours and still reach the top 3 of the scoreboard with whatever class I play.

[@p13.76]

I played on a turbine server. 15 hooveys The others were congaing It went on 4 like 1 hr

[@Rodfaj90]

That doesn't seem so bad?

[@cosmocha6774]

Itz_Rag3 that's a dream for me

[@pootpoot855]

2 number nines I was there in the... SKY!

[@p13.76]

Oh shit a wild pootis bird!

[@pootpoot855]

2 number nines the skybox was in the way so I couldn't get some SANDVICHS

[@TheVoidrex]

10:50 HOLY CRAP, HE'S DOMINATING SOMEONE

[@Victorsandergamer]

HE is BEST FRIENDS with SOMEONE*

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

they grow up so fast 😭

[@halithegreat3240]

I remember the F2p days. I used to think you had to use the sapper to cloak.

[@Deathdragon9991]

I remeber deleting my gibus for inv space. Now im in a comp team thats heading towards silver 6s and highlander...damn I regret it cause I whould litterly love to pubstomp wearing only a gibus. Welp now I have a solider unusual and several botkillers all with high strange levels. Guess Im glad to have that.

[@jbfelix9118]

+EvilCat70 ikr, I want to gibus troll now, well, atleast I have pyrovision

[@Deathdragon9991]

You can buy vintage ones and theres a rare tradeable gibus thats worth several keys. The vintage pyro vision goggles are more easy to find on the community market. Its worth only a scrap or two I think.

[@dylan007]

+HaliTheGreat when I first played tf2... I tried rolling the sapper like in Meet the Spy...

[@mitchhammond3213]

I used to try and backstab people while cloaked

[@ObsidianHunter99]

this video is just instant depression for TF2 vets.

[@harrishunt4545]

Soldier333 even just average players

[@lyon2055]

No this is pure joy for tf2 vets, it shows tf2 isnt close to dying because there are so many new players joining all the time

[@FriezaSucks]

@@lyon2055 too bad they never learn how tf2 works and also ruined the economy.

[@Joey099]

@@FriezaSucks ruining the economy when they cant trade Edit: and probably they don't continue because of people like you

[@FriezaSucks]

@@Joey099 ruining the economy by buying from the market instead of community, increasing the price of keys in the metal trade from 7 ref to FUCKING 48 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! And vets tell them all the time to avoid doing it, and to instead trade metal instead of buying directly with cash, but no, they need their gunskin now, they need their lime fuckin' banana scout hat now. You go premium when you buy any item, so the trick is to buy a key, then go premium and trade it for metal or whatever and get your market going, but nobody wants to learn it and now its been smoldering for years.

[@OfficialBurnout]

Captain is my spirit animal.

[@user-os5vj7vh4w]

That's a pretty pathetic spirit animal

[@markgilbert9883]

xDd

[@purple6012]

Still your spirit?

[@lordsplashingtontheiii6778]

It's 2019, legend says that Pyro still has Phlog to this day.

[@mejahitam2177]

4:28 ' why are you acting like a normal person? ' that was the disguise is for

[@kerplunker360]

Shiraishi Urara Nope, the disguise hardly fools anyone, it is only used for engie buildings now. Hell, if the opposing team has no engies, just learn how to manage your cloak and health and you can kill the entire team. And second, you CAN fool the enemy, but spy is meant to be an assassin, he needs to KILL while blending in... A spy with common sense would’ve killed Funke right then and there rather than just staring at him.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@kerplunker360 he couldnt have gotten behind funke without getting immidiately given away

[@MauChong99]

You seem to have caught "The STAR Flu" It is a rare disease that makes you question everyone in a video game.

[@Daniel-jd7fq]

+Mau chóng Its also known as my aunt Sally

[@ethhics]

But star is playing onlywatch and nothing else

[@DOOMSMANN]

6:50 "It happened again! his sentry got blown up by the _S_ _e_ _n_ _t_ _r_ _y_ _!_ " -FUNKe 2015

[@arandomguy4478]

eggs dee

[@kutejikashi1959]

Tf2 patch notes: - Removed new players because they were too confusing for old players.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

This is basically true now

[@derppikachu5240]

"Its a spy, why your acting like a normal person" Because he's a spy...

[@TomasBelloXD]

The feeling when you realise that bots play infinite better than the people of a Valve Server

[@sky.mp4]

They know how the game works.

[@spookyscarylamppost3431]

Bot medic will always be best medic

[@levenlelo2]

R.I.P Valve Server's : October 10, 2007 - June 7 2016

[@marleyl2548]

Sniper is scarier than heavy because he has the balls to approach heavy like that

[@MrBump2]

Ironically, you seem to be the most confused out of all of them.

[@ezequielbarrera1299]

6:54 the sentry got blown up by the sentry?

[@chaosbros7744]

I think he meant the cart/tiny train

[@-anton]

New Funke video always makes my day.

[@hobosorcery8681]

mine too

[@yooiinkk]

Same here :)

[@Rilakkuma7850]

Me 3 :3

[@dmtpussybacon5564]

+akwuh your profile pic is perfect to your comment.

[@-anton]

Hoovy Mac Groovy 👌

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

Being a new player, and knowing how confusing the game is, it kind of disappoints me that you looked at these people and didn't help at all. You could have told that heavy to crouch and jump at the same time.

[@grapes5672]

The best teacher is getting kicked in the ass.

[@papathanos8629]

Thank you

[@yawarakairazar175]

Thats depressing how much ur thinking into this lol... This vid is made for entertainment. Calm the fuck down

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

EmeraldCat I know it's for entertainment my guy, but me, being an empathetic person, knows how frustrating it is to be clueless. I'm sorry if you think it's depressing that's alright, but my opinion hasn't changed.

[@captainweekend5276]

@@CaptainShenanigans42 It's not his job to babysit every novice player.

[@MattTheShittyArtist]

12:22 i thought my headphones died on me

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Ikr

[@TheADHDGamer420]

Ikr

[@Gnurklesquimp]

2:29 Is an accurate representation of 99% of how I played Halo

[@Kavaile]

Bruh relatable

[@cummy7911]

Why is this his most disliked video? I'm seriously sitting here trying to figure it out

[@therabbit5000]

some things are just unneccesary to complain about, like the moonjumping pyro- just for fun, or the spy at the dispenser- just healing up

[@cummy7911]

The Rabbit He's not serious though

[@therabbit5000]

idk :L thats what someone said in the comments a few years ago

[@NoahRigden]

Cause people are pissed that he made sarcastic jokes. idk why, this video's hilarious

[@therabbit5000]

yes

[@ignorance413]

Funke: only an idiot would do that Also funke: *does that*

[@GY-bd9bo]

Funke? More like Funkediot! Am I right guys?

[@nullpoint3346]

It's like he's admitting it.

[@guy-dev]

Almost like that was the point of the joke or something

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

you're a genius

[@ignorance413]

@@sydssolanumsamsys 2 years ago me was truly something else

[@alias2168]

Captain Afternoon was definitely straight out of COD

[@eddyfizio5349]

Alias #2 when is he?

[@etaidade3983]

Smg sniper cod players always think thats the most powerfull weopon

[@shmook1507]

This video is so nostalgic for me. It's just something about the atmosphere and chill nature of this entire server that makes me long for a better time. The editing, the Weezer music, the hud, everything. I love it. It makes me think back to playing gun mettle era tf2 on my brother's shitty computer. What a time to be alive. I've been playing tf2 for ages as of now, and this really puts me in a happy place every time I watch it. :)

[@dango26]

same

[@Jorge-xi1dl]

I miss quickplay man...

[@H0ll0liq]

Did that spy go out of his way to hunt down that sniper and forgot about his mission

[@rd_ctrlr5311]

by God, Easy mode bots are smarter than these guys....

[@TeufortCTF]

and normal bots get wallhacks and aimbot with bullshit abilitys

[@TeleTrenta]

no shit easy bots are genuinely better

[@menacingthinker4322]

But sniper bots on easy get some really shitty aimbot and taunt after almost every kill even after a bodyshot

[@user-ni7hm3ry8o]

They are better than most of players for the fact that they focus on the object, and there is always a medic

[@minimixe]

^

[@worm6820]

C’mon man, this is what’s gonna cause tf2 to die, being mean to new players.

[@malif1279]

Even tho this is from 4 years ago and Funke was probs just dicking around for this video, ye I kinda agree. Especially since we've had the highest numbers of new players (and current players) since jungle inferno

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

@@malif1279 mate i literally jist joined it yesterday

[@BIGGIANTSGUY]

@@darrenaqilawangsech8652 noob

[@someguy1716]

@@darrenaqilawangsech8652 than that's good

[@m0j026]

@@BIGGIANTSGUY Bruh youre an asshole

[@Gmod232]

1:09 one must imagine heavy happy

[@camthorn2088]

It amazes me to think that if any of these new players are still playing, they’ve been playing for over 4 years now

[@No-hb9is]

4:27 He's clearly trying to blend in.

[@syeungmin6204]

what is that server?????? captain afternoon was using the Persian w/ stock grenade launcher and stickybomb launcher! why???!?!?!?!?!?!??

[@sarips841]

Valve public server,is gone now

[@syeungmin6204]

I wasn't asking for the address. I was asking "what is that server" as in it's Extremely Dumb, so much to the fact I don't know what the server was doing.. Baka

[@syeungmin6204]

excuse me for being a "weeb". Ah, This is dumb. Just because I said a japanese word doesn't mean I'm a weeb.

[@mumfrog52]

Shocking Blocker14 what baka and desu means?

[@The2ndnothing]

Baka means idiot and desu roughly translates to it/I am.

[@mitchell8003]

We all should diss newbies and discourage potencial new players to join the game. That will really help to keep the game alive and fresh.

[@GeometryDashEndermaster]

You'll love the minecraft server 2B2T then

[@Lol-fo2zq]

Cry some more

[@mitchell8003]

@@Lol-fo2zq lol! I play tf2 since 2011... But good try...

[@khou0]

4:47 11 PHDs btw

[@nikinikipikipiki8547]

10:35 THE ORIGINAL FAT SCOUT

[@jebaited9612]

Hes sentry got blown up by the sentry -Funke 2015

[@kirillfrolov3384]

1:22 Bro, are you honestly telling me that crouch jumping is intuitive?

[@kirillfrolov3384]

@@I_Use_Hacks you use hacks so your opinion doesn't count

[@KIWI_DUDE.]

Honestly, I try that in every shooter even though it's unique to source games.

[@sunburnteggandstuff]

You always need it in parkour and deathrun

[@swaws6850]

When I was new to the game I wasn't nearly as stupid as these people.

[@AAButtery]

hehe Neither was I

[@swaws6850]

***** No I remember it

[@anyarr]

Maybe they're new to FPS games in general.

[@gary8387]

Anyar not possible to still be this bad

[@anyarr]

Plague Doctor According to the video, it is very possible.

[@moncacz]

4:46 :DDDD

[@DarkPeter]

Omg monca

[@onefinalmoo1326]

8:10 :DDDD

[@TheBestHugger]

Mončaaa :D

[@lillefighter]

MoncaCZ o

[@gharold6423]

is good

[@tossic7245]

Those noobs on the video are probably really good now.

[@mroboba]

trueee

[@minimixe]

Or maybe they just died

[@mroboba]

@@minimixe pessimist much? xd

[@malif1279]

Or if they haven't taken a break at the game they're at the very least decent

[@ActualDaywalker]

Looks like a Valve server...

[@green3487]

+ItsPlay But even worse

[@lulucool45]

+ItsPlay With sharks.

[@standartmode6043]

+digitivortex kittysharks

[@lulucool45]

Voki Morgan Can someone explain why I said "with sharks?" I don't remember what the joke was.

[@badmaw9474]

+digitivortex avgn i beleive

[@zoelpelailee]

The new players are confused, but you are also confused by that they are that confused.

[@crab7252]

Zoel Pelailee now I’m confused

[@drpan173]

You are confused but I'm confused now too. And now who saw this is confused but they are confused about we are confused and Funke is confused but new players confused and that confused and me confused he didnt confused OH GOD HELP MEEEEE!!!

[@SolarLight11]

I'm more confused by what you said than the actual new players oh wait I shouldn't have said that

[@fatseal3797]

ragearmy it hurt itself in its confusion

[@holdenroberts6973]

Why do people hate f2p players so much, when it has nothing to do with skill? It makes no sense. Also, stop calling this video creator an asshole. Noobs are funny in any game. We were all Noobs once. Get over it.

[@mayfair9059]

Someone's mad

[@okaravan]

There is no such thing as "noobs". Players have different playstyles, different abilities, different experience in this game or in others, different current state of mind and health, different culture, and different intentions. Players can play TF in many different ways, so it is stupid to call other players bad, if they behave not like you do.

[@betabanner3267]

+Олег Караван you do realize noobs are people without experience

[@okaravan]

BetaBanner As long as you start playing, you already have experience. There are no two mutual-exclusive groups: noobs and not-noobs. Players have different experience, but as I stated before, it means nothing, because their behavior depends on many other factors too.

[@betabanner3267]

+Олег Караван when you start playing a game unless you study like crazy you most likely do not have much of a idea how things work and that is when you are a noob

[@RyanIsOnYT]

1:16 that was me when I started idk how to jump and crouch

[@octodaddy877]

"Are they all quit?" - FUNKe, 2015

[@Vlad-Ra]

These players are probably sweaty tryhards now

[@Bob-xq9dg]

The beauty of newbies playing TF2

[@kouks4974]

This is my favorite tf2 video that i keep watching whenever I’m out of content to feed on

[@Filipico_w3]

F2Ps or confused players are so cute! Like just look at the pure innocence of them struggling.

[@minimixe]

free-to-plays aren't always bad, some can be really good in fact.

[@alanavalos6645]

Me I can’t rocket jump well or market garden when I steal a weapon I don’t have

[@thatgoodstuff1986]

I wish this community would help f2ps more

[@sunburnteggandstuff]

Yeah but being the life of an f2p is pain