No One Should Pay THIS Much To Spend An Hour With Ludwig

[@tinymicrowave6821]

THE BIDS STARTING SO LOW I CANT😭😭😭

[@MinglesLingles]

We all know damn well you wrote that with a straight face

[@DesertMasterCR]

You can't what?

[@kunehosamurai]

@@DesertMasterCR just can't man

[@DesertMasterCR]

@@kunehosamurai damn

[@fringeofmadness]

Ludwig starting it that low as a joke and it not immediately going up was so funny

[@india4452]

eric standing up to confidently yell out 6 dollars killed me

[@FiredAndIced]

It's like a cartoon sketch where the item *isn't* so sought-after.

[@leila13dnd]

Me too, it was so good. 😂

[@OverloadedDragon]

it almost stopped at 1.8k with a bid from ludwig himself

[@eliasvonbrille]

I was hoping so much that would happen because it would have been funny asf. And you know Ludwig would have made Jokes about it etc but inside he would have been absolutely devastated. He was clearly just bidding to try to get it higher so that his ego isn't destroyed 😂

[@autohmae]

What's he gonna do with himself ? Non sexual ?

[@NasaZombieDragon-vc7pl]

Netflix and chill

[@bro2917]

Im pretty sure nonsexualactivities were Ludwig memeing on his phone to ramp up the prices and save his Ego.

[@hornitako7006]

Everyone immediately understood the assignment and stayed silent the moment Ludwig started bidding

[@joshuahudson1853]

Godferd is looking up every legal book to see what the definition of "sexual" is rn

[@asobie69]

God foot*

[@detectfevi]

"Hi Lud. Ever heard of artistic nudity?"

[@gamerboy7962]

​@@asobie69Now there's another Godfoot named Claudia. AND SHE'S LETHAL!!

[@spooks188]

It would have been fucking hysterical if Ludwig won the auction with 1.8k for an hour of time with himself.

[@gmsimon]

4:00 "OutsideWorld and NonSexualActivities are fighting" Only Ludwig.

[@TroutBoneless]

>wins auction >makes Ludwig do my taxes

[@dreiocity2290]

if it was sexual it would've been 50k

[@giulia6344]

Austin would have randomly materialised in the room

[@detectfevi]

@@giulia6344 This fucking killed me.

[@rage_2000]

k 👍

[@giulia6344]

@@detectfevi😁

[@Fox-in-the-Storm]

Prostitution is illegal, even if it's for charity. :P

[@monberrii]

The crowd INCLUDING the paid actors being like “ehhhhhhh” when lud said he could drink a lot is what killed me 😂

[@kakirin]

Connor:" nobody thinks this is sexual right ?" Alex & Hasan: 🧍🧍

[@Destiano.Y]

Eric shouting "6... DOLLARS!" is killing me

[@tiredpunpun]

Jerma showing up randomly near the end is my bigfoot sighting

[@OArchivesX]

He should be a host instead of Pokimane... Why does anyone want her there lol

[@shadoww7301]

@@OArchivesX why u gotta hate on anyone bro who cares?

[@kyokomi4980]

@@seruroku6276ur whole personality is just hating poki which is just sad

[@DivineGPG]

@@seruroku6276how’s his meat taste bro bro?

[@seruroku6276]

@@kyokomi4980 HOW IS ME SAYING JERMA IS BETTER HATING. IM DEAD

[@chiot888]

9:53 i could not stop replaying that, the collective "no" was perfect

[@adakig9450]

what did he say i cant rly hear it :x

[@3nderall]

@@adakig9450 "I can also drink a lot"

[@zeratul31]

It's even funnier cause everyone who was in that shot was either drinking with them or was in chat during that stream LMAO

[@AhmadAmr98]

He'd just done a drinking stream and got really drunk

[@Dr.GregHouse]

wait hold on, is it non sexual?

[@ThePhilipMcGraw]

I'm not sure, he didn't really clarify

[@igiveuplikewtf]

yeah it’s non sexual he explicitly said on his live earlier that it could be on or off camera of them hanging out, playing games, or whatever, but said no to the possibility of sexual actions or smoking too. EDIT: MB I FINISHED THE VIDEO AND SAW THAT YOUR BEING SARCASTIC

[@kilroymoa]

Why edit it Just delete ur comment lol ​@igiveuplikewtf

[@GoobyShears]

more (maybe non sexual) mouse bites

[@a1mlessarr0w]

Allegedly

[@ria_x_rose]

The way the entire room objected immediately to lud saying he can handle his drink is sending me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Beerbottles123]

Ludwig: "Non-s*****" Connor: "STOP SAYING THAT WORD"

[@tomkvideo]

“Is it Mizkif” was so cold, lol.

[@Thonder]

What we really need is, how much would Ludwig have to donate for someone to hang out with him

[@corneliaaurelli1603]

Can you be more direct? Stop using euphemisms and say what you mean. ​@@lylestratos6880

[@MachineBone]

lud Famously paid $60,000 for shroud and never got to hang out

[@corneliaaurelli1603]

Say what you mean and stop dodging around. Get a spine and be more direct. ​@@lylestratos6880

[@Novakain.]

​@@lylestratos6880what are you talking about 💀 ludwig is literally just white boy coolin'

[@nanovoidalt]

​@@lylestratos6880 You might need to sleep more, Ludwig isn't "out there", he's pretty normal.

[@M_Firno]

Imagine you win the bid just to make him pick you up from the airport

[@harrisonbaylor1432]

Nah win the bid to make him go to the air port with you and get on a plane then it ends up being a 14 hour flight and only you have a flight back. So just strand him in Europe or something.

[@Wandervenn]

Imagine that price tag and then making Ludwig do work around the house lol Not even chat with him, just make him go mow the lawn, walk the dog, and do the dishes.

[@volleybrawl1]

I thought ‘a Godferd bid’ was a play on ‘God forbid’ lmao

[@unorthodox1430]

wait it isnt?

[@simplydaviddang]

Ludwigs bidding starting si low was the best thing that could have happened. That was a while story climbing up the dollar ladder 😂😂 love these boys and what they do

[@Sen-ki-]

Dude the Ludwig hate has got to be one of the funniest bit of this group 😂

[@froufroudeluxe]

7:23 Jermas walk in is diabolical

[@cmapez]

5 dollars to 17,000 is crazy

[@ErikPT]

Ludwig is a big KZbinr… plus… he’s got a creative mind…

[@seruroku6276]

@@ErikPT + think of the sexual things u could do aswell

[@SRushStar]

Game plan.. Pay the highest big amount. Ask Ludwig where he's Gonna put the Mr Beast price money. Get the bag

[@vbarreiro]

“Sure, I’ll come to you Luddy-buddy, no prob, as for when… when you’re hiding that bag, is when I’ll take my hour.”

[@RunieDayeVT]

Instead of Rent a Girlfriend, This is Rent a Ludwig XD

[@CorbinWho]

I would pay more then that to hangout with Dougdoug

[@cypher_2259]

Why

[@Lavfel93]

Just imagine, you can make him reorganize all your mtg cards. And he can't say no

[@biglacroix6946]

@@Lavfel93This is the funniest idea for something like this I’ve heard.

[@DocThinks]

Connor looks so much more chill this time. Love to see.

[@zakzimmerman1527]

seeing jerma in the back is like sighting a rare animal u thought went extinct

[@canoodlepoodle7892]

Ludwig confidently nodding to Jaiden when she isn't even there will always be hilarious.

[@RyansBlock]

i love how lugwig the only one wearing a mask what a real one

[@calebrobbins6406]

Hope Ludwig feels better soon!

[@Zeptre_]

He's fine, he just doesn't like mouth breathers 😂

[@amusedapple4933]

@@Zeptre_he said he wasn’t feeling great

[@Zeptre_]

@amusedapple4933 I know, was just trying to make a joke 😃

[@whobee420]

If I had the money to bid, I would have him get a tramp stamp of my name in that hour.

[@jb0258jr]

That would have been perfect

[@KendraSinclair]

The goat back at it again!! Loved his crane game episode recently he won last year.

[@goukenslay7555]

Lmfao the low bids were just the nail in the coffins

[@MinecraftMax563]

Luddy being a screenager for 10 min😭

[@Zamiiz]

This almost outsold the car 💀

[@iamontda]

2:10 Ethan and Eric immediately making jokes is why I think they're amazing

[@ruairi9109]

How ludwig can walk afterwards

[@myHuge249]

maaaaaaaaan i was gonna bid but the non sexual part was such a deal breaker 😒

[@scorpionsen4302]

Ludwig should be paying them. Theyre doing the charity

[@Bluish_moon]

If it's you can do whatever (non-sexually) then can't you just make ludwig sign some contract that contains whatever you want.

[@just_cain481]

"NONSEXUAL"🤣🤣🤣

[@qbertsandy1367]

3:03 I love how Jaiden(I think),Alpharad and DougDoug just randomly walk in in the back and my eyes go straight to Alpharad(his suit stands out)

[@leiii05]

So he wasn't present in person but he was still bidding lmao. Can't wait to see Godfoot and Ludwig do things on stream (asterisk nonsexually)

[@Somethinorother.]

Non Sexual Activities… NSA… ITS THE RUCKING FEDS IN DISGUISE

[@Greyhoundglover]

“Pay me 17k” he did say do anything!

[@unknownintrovert7454]

Imagine someone putting 1$ and people go like yea that's funny and let him win lol😂

[@Asuhaa]

Mogul mail would’ve got double

[@katelynnwittwer]

This so boosted his ego but this is so funny 😂

[@Spidove]

Id pay ludwig all that money just to do my taxes

[@PimpythePurple]

I should be paid that much to spend time with Ludwig and he would probably find a way to scam me.

[@zaidaliahmed7869]

bruh I just realized Inkwell the artist was sitting here too, that's so cool.

[@bzukofsky]

you could donate to your town/city and be forever imortalized. Or you can spend 1 hour with lud and play mario 64

[@user-uj3wl7dk6n]

I love how they hit the greatest numbers in the bid. lol

[@PatrickXavierCarrillo]

godferd tattoos his name on ludwigs forehead

[@lospereye]

I could basically buy a kickstart to my streaming career if I was able to buy that hour with Ludwig

[@hdrtl]

the way that the goal was reached for just ludwig 💀💀

[@izzykusa]

This is completely random but i feel like Ludwig voice slowly became like Yuri Lowenthal

[@QuickFlixDailyyy]

we'd be getting a tattoo real quick

[@rfgnmf-nmesofuehsdjfnrmeowfsdz]

they could have paid me that kind of money to hang out with ludwig lol

[@Zelmel]

I like the part where it's "non-sexual" but we all can tell otherwise.

[@GeorgeSweet]

Gaming session my ass. He needs to pay for the meal and put out for that monetary amount of auction.

[@jb0258jr]

Geez, $17,000 for an hour with Ludwig is absolutely insane

[@starduck7699]

True but that's better than 31k for an hour of gaming session with poki

[@jb0258jr]

@@starduck7699 I think it's actually kind of worth it for getting to stream with her. If done right, that person can essentially become a popular streamer afterwards due to exposure, and get that money back pretty quickly. A gaming session with pokimane is almost an investment if they want to do streaming as a career. Still, $31,000 is a stupid high amount for an hour stream.

[@frantisekbabic9683]

@@jb0258jr considering the fact she absolutely not gonna give a single damn about that person, she will just survive that 1h with "casual" person and move on.....

[@jb0258jr]

@@frantisekbabic9683 yeah it's literally nothing to her, but a huge opportunity for the one who got the hour. Hopefully it snowballs into something good for him.

[@pangoro-idns]

No Ludwig 😭😂

[@NasaZombieDragon-vc7pl]

Reminds me of a dave Chappel joke about meeting MJ

[@chocxri]

he was talking on his latest stream that his fans arent parasocial enough to spend time with him.... um-

[@SimsWhoSmokeWeed]

out of touch

[@Puffpuf]

Guys, if Ludwig works 40h a week, and he's worth 17k a hour, then he's making 32 million a year.

[@SerPodrick]

An hour is all i need to delimb and dispurse

[@kageseiryuu8675]

Is marriage feasible in 1 hour? XD Imagine "i won a marriage at a charity auction"

[@chezgreen223]

DOUGDOUG

[@WinterMute99]

Hippity hoppity, ludwig got sold as someone's property

[@AlexStiff1945]

4:03 "The girls are farting" - Poki, 2024

[@T0NI_]

Get him a teardrop tattoo and say you can’t talk about what happened

[@Fox-in-the-Storm]

No shot "non sexual activity" isn't Lud driving up the bid

[@dilon1911]

69 hundred from "non-sexual activities" bigest missed opportunity in history

[@Bjrn-nv3ie]

I definitely need a DougDoug, Jerma, and IDidAThing collab

[@MCAPrince]

I never thought Hasan would ever raise money for the IDF

[@lislac]

I can not wait to see GodFord again

[@lggsretrofinds4461]

none sexual activites says hello

[@marzero116]

For one hour...dang at least make it spend the day with

[@alexandramcginnis8872]

Imagine if QT bids

[@ChesterKosin-v9k]

Hessel Landing

[@linustherat47]

Young Woman At Sea…. Skywalker….

[@irissupercoolsy]

side note Pokimane looks so pretty here! The hair is giving

[@swiftes_t]

i guess they really wanted to be featured on the yard

[@deleted-something]

Should’ve been 1.8k from Ludwig for a hour

[@LankanLeo]

Mizkif catching strays

[@stirp3717]

Take him sky diving or cliff jumping

[@AndrewStormmancer1]

Meanwhile ludwig paid for caedrel to spend an hour with him

[@THUNGUNS]

"godforbid"

[@darky4555]

i love ludwig, he s so smart,awesome and handsome , and funny as well ❤

[@SophiaF3499]

tbh i'd go bowling with ludwig

[@Lazuley_]

Non sexual? I sleep.

[@themelancholyofgay3543]

1:25 WOULD

[@nick.100]

Tbh even though it went to 16k it seemed like a struggle to go higher after 3k

[@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472]

HASAN AND ALEX 😂😂❤❤

[@Christian_Luczejko]

That girl 3 to the left of Ludwig find his so fucking funny

[@iamlorddems3859]

this was my favorite one