Conquer ALL OF Calradia in

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Aprikosenmann

Aprikosenmann

Күн бұрын

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@InfraredScale
@InfraredScale 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to bed as a Calradian King and when you wake up 9 hours later you learn that while you were sleeping *some random dude single handedly took over your entire country as well as all your enemies*
@sergiu8174
@sergiu8174 4 жыл бұрын
That would be less than 6 ingame months, that dude took 1 continent in 6 months lol
@Duke_of_Lorraine
@Duke_of_Lorraine 4 жыл бұрын
Our good king Harlaus the Fat is suddenly awoken. He expected to sleep until midday after his 14th feast of the week, but a trebuchet projectile broke his window. Then he saw the player enter his great hall. "what do you think you're doing ? Do you think you can hold Praven ? My vassals will..." "Your majesty, I already conquered all of Swadia, I kept Praven for last" ... "I have powerful allies in other kingdoms, their armies will soon..." "yes there might have been 5 other kingdoms around here but I took care of them too"
@sergiu8174
@sergiu8174 4 жыл бұрын
@My penis is unbelievably small, but yeah
@ggezpz_gitgud
@ggezpz_gitgud 4 жыл бұрын
@@sergiu8174 he got you man
@sergiu8174
@sergiu8174 4 жыл бұрын
@@ggezpz_gitgud nooooooooo
@ananassuyu5611
@ananassuyu5611 4 жыл бұрын
Beating Warband in 9 hours Me:Gets captured by 11 swadian Man at arms first 4 minutes
@gradinarusebastian9424
@gradinarusebastian9424 4 жыл бұрын
I started a new campaign today and this happened lol
@Th3V1p3r
@Th3V1p3r 4 жыл бұрын
Try to buy 6 horses with your first money you get. No matter their stats, just buy the cheapest ones. So you will be faster on map. After it, recruit a companion and level his Tactics, Tracking and Path-Finding skills as high you can.
@HoobleyWoobley
@HoobleyWoobley 4 жыл бұрын
@@Th3V1p3r does having horses in your inventory make you faster or do u mean like buy horsemen at the tavern?
@Th3V1p3r
@Th3V1p3r 4 жыл бұрын
@@HoobleyWoobley yes, if you have horses in your inventory you will be faster on map. How much faster, depends on the horses speed.
@Th3V1p3r
@Th3V1p3r 4 жыл бұрын
Btw, I'm not sure but I think 6 is the maximum. If you have more than 6 horses(the horse you ride at the moment is not included) you will not gain a bonus.
@lukabodruzic8078
@lukabodruzic8078 4 жыл бұрын
8:02:08 King of almost all Calradia and he still needs to pay bandits for a free passage
@deservicelemmerdeur8430
@deservicelemmerdeur8430 27 күн бұрын
How ironic 😂
@plunderersparadise
@plunderersparadise 5 күн бұрын
lol the more money you have the more you pay. and you can lose the armor for 100k randomly when you get attacked by like 250 bandits cause you get lvl 30 and just left entire army to defend your castles. lol
@DarthTellor
@DarthTellor 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just dropping by to say I appreciate this exists. But I ain't gonna watch this.
@Sraxton
@Sraxton 4 жыл бұрын
this boi has 446 likes and yall dont give a reply? bru
@DarthTellor
@DarthTellor 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sraxton YOU RUINED IT
@Sraxton
@Sraxton 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarthTellor its my motherfuckin job
@Alexshonia
@Alexshonia 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly mate, and don't forget: It's almost harvesting season
@7000Skeltals
@7000Skeltals 4 жыл бұрын
yup
@Plauud
@Plauud 4 жыл бұрын
"Just wait for the same title but in bannerlord." Subscribed.
@EkremSelim
@EkremSelim 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that got me too
@charteon9092
@charteon9092 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac but more options to optimize I think it could become a more speed run viable game which is cool.
@yourwrongloserhaha
@yourwrongloserhaha 11 ай бұрын
@arked9769there mods that make it more like warband
@fargoth391
@fargoth391 9 ай бұрын
@@yourwrongloserhaha then just play warband???
@S1Roni
@S1Roni 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 It's almost harvesting season
@FUnazis
@FUnazis 4 жыл бұрын
3:45:30 still just almost harvesting season
@quotled7250
@quotled7250 4 жыл бұрын
Did u actually watch this?
@FUnazis
@FUnazis 4 жыл бұрын
@@quotled7250 Partly; I went to the times where each faction got destroyed and watched around 10 mins around it or so. It was pretty lucky that another "harvesting season" was just around that time, haha
@quotled7250
@quotled7250 4 жыл бұрын
@@FUnazis lol
@thaksjtube
@thaksjtube 4 жыл бұрын
eternally based farmer telling it like it is
@Godtickles
@Godtickles 4 жыл бұрын
Something to watch during the quarantine I guess
@atune2682
@atune2682 4 жыл бұрын
AHO yihaaaa haha
@senhorsecco
@senhorsecco 4 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this hahaha
@josephlucker4373
@josephlucker4373 4 жыл бұрын
AHO TBH
@slayerofheretics1804
@slayerofheretics1804 4 жыл бұрын
YEES I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT HELL YEAH BROTHER!
@guillaumeloinard3374
@guillaumeloinard3374 4 жыл бұрын
we all going through the same struggle i guess :/
@razethesemi869
@razethesemi869 4 жыл бұрын
3:35:55 Local Siege Tower Reaches Castle Walls, Crew Finds Blood Soaked Commander Inside, says "I took the back way in." Entire garrison dead.
@Mr.Bubberduck
@Mr.Bubberduck 4 жыл бұрын
Points of interest. Start of destroying the Nords. 37:05 Last siege on the Nords. 1:46:15 Start of clearing Rhodoks out of Nord area.1:52:05 Taking the last fief to clear Rhodoks out. 2:14:07 2:11:51 A belligerent drunk :)
@Maximus-pu6mr
@Maximus-pu6mr 4 жыл бұрын
Drunks are a conspiracy what are the odds that everyone has a nord sword
@abbarhazes7029
@abbarhazes7029 4 жыл бұрын
@@Maximus-pu6mr it's nords *everyone has a sword* even the babies
@AvalancheGameArt
@AvalancheGameArt 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 It's almost harvesting season.
@Koon92
@Koon92 4 жыл бұрын
you forgot the attempted (and failed) 360 no scope: 57:04
@krieger8825
@krieger8825 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maximus-pu6mr They are so cheap that a homeless fool can have one
@skii1410
@skii1410 4 жыл бұрын
**conquer calradia in 9 hours** Me: Spends 30 minutes defending my only village that King Ragnar gave me against Swadians
@barbarossa9591
@barbarossa9591 3 жыл бұрын
0 Denar received
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 жыл бұрын
Were you successful?
@derth9230
@derth9230 2 жыл бұрын
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 lol when i became a lord my village kept getting wasted by looters and lords
@JuanTrujillo-qv4lw
@JuanTrujillo-qv4lw 2 жыл бұрын
This play through has to be on easy. His mount barely takes damage.
@skii1410
@skii1410 2 жыл бұрын
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 i was very successful and took over all of swadia in that same war, they pissed off the wrong lord 🤣🤣, i gave every ounce of my body to that small, insignificant village.
@Bozothcow
@Bozothcow 4 жыл бұрын
7:26:10 Any particular reason you're cyberbullying this poor Swadian knight?
@aprikosenmann2416
@aprikosenmann2416 4 жыл бұрын
I was loosing my mind during the run :)
@Bozothcow
@Bozothcow 4 жыл бұрын
Haha fair enough!
@kutayerkan2369
@kutayerkan2369 4 жыл бұрын
Bro u are a legend for watching this 7 hours
@RandomxdWT
@RandomxdWT 4 жыл бұрын
@@aprikosenmann2416 ein bisschen anstand
@paolatorres6572
@paolatorres6572 4 жыл бұрын
after 7 hours of playing, madness y guess
@glasrazuma933
@glasrazuma933 3 жыл бұрын
7:19:15 Imagine finally breaking through to the castle and RNG gives you a Looter to fight on your side.
@barbarossa9591
@barbarossa9591 3 жыл бұрын
They don't even have clothes, they are chads.
@kingharlaus43
@kingharlaus43 3 жыл бұрын
@@barbarossa9591 the shirtless ones with woolen hats are the high ranking looters.
@mrpure7084
@mrpure7084 2 жыл бұрын
Worst part is, it's on easy and the Looter didn't even die.
@missbelled6700
@missbelled6700 10 ай бұрын
if dark souls taught me anything, naked club man is EXACTLY who you want as your plus one
@dominikajducic5858
@dominikajducic5858 4 жыл бұрын
This dude captured a continent in 6 in-game months, meanwhile it takes me 300 days just to capture one nation
@cheddaboyant7817
@cheddaboyant7817 4 жыл бұрын
He's playing on the easiest settings including battle size,that doesnt come from spite but that's why it's so difficult for everyone else
@totalcrash5006
@totalcrash5006 4 жыл бұрын
lmao im on 330th day and still nothing, not even a Castle
@cheddaboyant7817
@cheddaboyant7817 4 жыл бұрын
@@totalcrash5006 one playthrough with freelancer I spent two in game years fighting for rhodoks
@dominikajducic5858
@dominikajducic5858 4 жыл бұрын
@@totalcrash5006 I'm glad to see you play on hardest difficulty...
@totalcrash5006
@totalcrash5006 4 жыл бұрын
@@dominikajducic5858 hahah no, it is not even hardest. im just noob
@rexappleby4731
@rexappleby4731 3 жыл бұрын
It's gotta be trippy as hell for students in the future to read history books of this timeline. It's all pretty standard until a relatively unknown smith called (despite all naming conventions) ''Aorikosenmann" decides to conquer every part of the world he knows exists. Over the course of the next few years he personally rides, walks and climbs into every battle his army ever fights getting knee deep in gore with estimates of his personal kill-count in the low thousands. Then he vanished as suddenly as he arrived with seemingly no ambition to do anything with the empire other than to murder anyone who got in the way of him creating it. It's speculated whether he is an alien, a god of war, an angel of death, possessed by demons or just a uniquely hard bloodthirsty bastard who's like has never been seen before or since. His name and actions are used in phrases like "Let's Aorikosenman that test" as a sentiment of doing something comprehensively and efficiently and "You're no Aorikosenman" to people who get too cocky.
@TimeTimo
@TimeTimo 3 жыл бұрын
*Aprikosenmann
@rexappleby4731
@rexappleby4731 3 жыл бұрын
@@TimeTimo Thanks.
@vagabondvinlandsagashamoan2046
@vagabondvinlandsagashamoan2046 Жыл бұрын
Amazing 😢
@sklss
@sklss Жыл бұрын
Underrated coment
@Hectictude
@Hectictude Жыл бұрын
All this, just because the man got evicted from his house.
@gradinarusebastian9424
@gradinarusebastian9424 4 жыл бұрын
59:02 running towards archers with no shield Total disrespect
@UMCorian
@UMCorian 4 жыл бұрын
Nord Veteran Archer: "Am I a joke to you, APRIKOSENMANN?"
@TheTylorg
@TheTylorg 4 жыл бұрын
The power of 1/4 damage
@lcamperl4338
@lcamperl4338 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTylorg And plate armor
@multi3651
@multi3651 4 жыл бұрын
he's on 1/4th damage lmao
@romanvonungern-sternberg1048
@romanvonungern-sternberg1048 4 жыл бұрын
56:35 when your mom says the Dino nuggets are ready
@terrypvcringe9093
@terrypvcringe9093 4 жыл бұрын
4:53:12 does a better job lmao
@clarinetmaster5990
@clarinetmaster5990 4 жыл бұрын
Idk why the dino ones be hitting different lol
@auspuf9391
@auspuf9391 4 жыл бұрын
I played this game over 50 hours but I don’t even have my own kingdom
@davenunyabusiness4893
@davenunyabusiness4893 4 жыл бұрын
this guy has the battle size at the lowest possible setting. It makes the sieges possible with that few troops. he just out classed the defenders and was able to go through enough reinforcement waves it ended the siege. So the combination of low battle size and low reinforcement waves made this possible. Props for the endurance and tenacity as a gamer to do this tho...
@Dash-cm4ol
@Dash-cm4ol 4 жыл бұрын
@Oskar Duckson & yet you find yourself watching and commenting. If hes a loser achieving nothing, what are you?
@ferdikristianto
@ferdikristianto 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dash-cm4ol savage
@Infinite_Jester
@Infinite_Jester 4 жыл бұрын
​@@davenunyabusiness4893 He's also playing with the easiest damage settings. Difficulty rating ends up being at ~20% rather than at 90+. You can see the sliders for early game at 35:20.
@leadinglist1533
@leadinglist1533 4 жыл бұрын
PLAY PROFENCY OF PENDOR mod
@malikargunhan3485
@malikargunhan3485 4 жыл бұрын
57:20 Assassins Creed music intensifies
@oldyeller6457
@oldyeller6457 4 жыл бұрын
42:30 too
@rouhsifbenschop7074
@rouhsifbenschop7074 4 жыл бұрын
Those are run optimal movements right there
@ananousous
@ananousous 4 жыл бұрын
He must be late, and she must be beautiful
@lysetsfyrste
@lysetsfyrste 5 ай бұрын
​@@ananousous top reference
@williammaille3459
@williammaille3459 4 жыл бұрын
1:09:03 Out of all the tricks and things you used, this is by far the one that impressed me the most
@wackyiowa724
@wackyiowa724 4 жыл бұрын
William Maille it looks like he’s pushing it with his own arms
@thim8139
@thim8139 4 жыл бұрын
It's big brain time lol
@thisisachannel.8366
@thisisachannel.8366 2 жыл бұрын
What'd he do
@NattyNuke
@NattyNuke 4 жыл бұрын
It’s actually more interesting on 0.25x speed, *trust me*
@winstonchurchill7822
@winstonchurchill7822 4 жыл бұрын
Sureee.i would try but i dont wanna spend 9 hours on this let alone 36
@damiencook5957
@damiencook5957 4 жыл бұрын
You madman
@Godnando00
@Godnando00 4 жыл бұрын
@@winstonchurchill7822 boo
@laurentlapage8660
@laurentlapage8660 4 жыл бұрын
just try it in a battle, screams are creppy
@T1m0thy_Le_T0rtll1a
@T1m0thy_Le_T0rtll1a 4 жыл бұрын
i did this at the start forgot about it until halfway through it was hell die natty
@Yanyr0
@Yanyr0 4 жыл бұрын
4:03:29 The face you make when you're about to crush your enemies skulls
@Infinite_Jester
@Infinite_Jester 4 жыл бұрын
35:20 to see what difficulty he is playing on.
@ConservativeVanguard
@ConservativeVanguard 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I recognized it was on easiest once he shot the first bolt.
@oldyeller6457
@oldyeller6457 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously it would take much more time and be a lot harder on maxed difficulty
@Isaac-un4cn
@Isaac-un4cn 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah - I noticed it wasn't set at very hard difficulty after seeing that (1) nobody intervened while he raided village after village and (2) enemy attacks barely grazed his courser.
@Infinite_Jester
@Infinite_Jester 4 жыл бұрын
@@oldyeller6457 that's a given. It's still interesting to see the difficulty, especially if you want to compare his achievement to your own attempts. Since he didn't disclose the difficulty he played on, I thought it could be helpful to provide a timestamp.
@Krissdafish
@Krissdafish 4 жыл бұрын
The speedrun rules (for all categories I think) does not have any restrictions except for not using cheats. It would be interesting to have a unique category on hard mode. All submitted speedruns and rules can be found here: www.speedrun.com/mbw#100 Off all the possible runs you can do of the game, the only one which would is close to being suitable for a live-event would be the Any%, where you just need to conquer a kingdom as the current WR is under 2 hours. Though that would depend on how much any run of M&B depends on randomized events as there are alot of random events in M&B.
@g4man41
@g4man41 4 жыл бұрын
Damn the mount and blade community is almost as harsh as the MGS one. He's not going for " IM A DUCKING LEGEND LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME" The person tried to "beat" the game as fast a possible. Well done! I didn't even think this was possible. I guess the developers didn't either LOL
@choosetolivefree
@choosetolivefree 4 жыл бұрын
It's always possible using cheese and exploits
@finarfin3042
@finarfin3042 4 жыл бұрын
hektik cheese usually is the best way to beat the game in my experience
@neurotic3015
@neurotic3015 4 жыл бұрын
hektik he didn’t cheat tho
@Don_Julio805
@Don_Julio805 4 жыл бұрын
The only that bugged me was the difficult settings he played on
@g4man41
@g4man41 4 жыл бұрын
@@Don_Julio805 Why's that?
@yesicalicht4882
@yesicalicht4882 4 жыл бұрын
I love how there is a siege battle and everyone are killing eachother, meanwhile super relaxing music plays. 10/10
@Weldedhodag
@Weldedhodag Жыл бұрын
its like playing minecraft, the music never seems to fit what you're doing
@verdiss7487
@verdiss7487 4 жыл бұрын
Based on the crouch down with a huscarl's shield on your back strategy: has anyone ever considered just strapping a huscarl's shield to the front half of your body, completing the turtle experience? You'd be invulnerable to arrowfire while still being able to wield two handed weapons. Genius!
@ciroeverton9022
@ciroeverton9022 4 жыл бұрын
That's too much wisdom for the human mind to conceive
@GDooMCF
@GDooMCF 4 жыл бұрын
It would make the mobility poor tho
@krieger8825
@krieger8825 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a smaller shield like bucklers positioned around your chest
@krieger8825
@krieger8825 3 жыл бұрын
@@GDooMCF who cares about mobility when you can solo a 599 strong army
@Bzorlan
@Bzorlan 2 жыл бұрын
@@krieger8825 so like a chest plate?
@er-1311
@er-1311 4 жыл бұрын
57:06 attempted 360° No-Scope
@irrelevant1242
@irrelevant1242 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to enter a castle to besiege it This post was made by rhodoks gang
@YuryScript
@YuryScript 5 жыл бұрын
YEEES! YEEEEES! I finally waited. and now I'm gonna wait for the explanation video
@calusmageimer8359
@calusmageimer8359 5 жыл бұрын
It's harvesting season
@jolonghthong
@jolonghthong 4 жыл бұрын
CalusMagEimer almost. March 31st!
@nolann2900
@nolann2900 4 жыл бұрын
@@jolonghthong today!
@jolonghthong
@jolonghthong 4 жыл бұрын
Nolann yes!
@canuckguyeh8774
@canuckguyeh8774 4 жыл бұрын
Is there one?
@JBrander
@JBrander 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking News: Local Man overhead bardiche everyone in Calradia into submission.
@stupidrainbo
@stupidrainbo 4 жыл бұрын
2:26:46 Doesn't realize his invisibility potion wore off
@Kalleosini
@Kalleosini 4 жыл бұрын
glad to see the world record speedrunner for this game is not much better than me at hitting infantry from horseback.
@GnorriTV
@GnorriTV 5 жыл бұрын
Nice one! Looking forward to the "Explained" video.
@OKANGUVEN99
@OKANGUVEN99 4 жыл бұрын
oh mani could watch that for 5 hours
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 4 жыл бұрын
Basically, swadians okay at everything. So he take swadians by the dozens.
@castairl9815
@castairl9815 4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how it probably took 100 years for all the calradian kings to conquer the lands they own and it literally took you a few hours 🤣
@crystallxix1493
@crystallxix1493 4 жыл бұрын
Crusader Knight well technically time passes faster in game but its still impressive
@simplifiednews4235
@simplifiednews4235 4 жыл бұрын
@@crystallxix1493 it was still 1 year in game
@coolpeacemakerjustcoolpeac7907
@coolpeacemakerjustcoolpeac7907 4 жыл бұрын
@@simplifiednews4235 It was only half-year to be precise. The game starts 23 of march 1257 and the video end at 7 of october 1257.
@adeyahya1593
@adeyahya1593 4 жыл бұрын
No sir
@joaqu7002
@joaqu7002 Ай бұрын
@@coolpeacemakerjustcoolpeac7907thats some ghengis khan shit
@blacky374
@blacky374 4 жыл бұрын
1:05:49 why are you bullying him XD
@Godnando00
@Godnando00 4 жыл бұрын
Points of interest: (so far) 57:05 The 360º no scope jumping failure 1:01:29 are we there yet?
@hsnzn1231
@hsnzn1231 4 жыл бұрын
1:05:45 lmao the giving up the fight and giving in to inner demons.
@ney8734
@ney8734 4 жыл бұрын
mates: How is your quarantine going? me: "spent 9 Hours dominating"
@jwoellhof
@jwoellhof 4 жыл бұрын
Ive got 1000s of hours on this game, and I learned soooo much from this vid. And it's new, 2020! Thank you. 2:18:42 Rhodoks finally had enough.
@thatone2297
@thatone2297 Жыл бұрын
The fact that 2020 is now 3 years ago is horrifying. Times moving too damn fast man.
@summer9892
@summer9892 Жыл бұрын
​@@thatone22974*
@LocoMotive931
@LocoMotive931 4 жыл бұрын
Even though I have a lot of free time, it never occurs to me to beat this game as quick as possible. What a mad lad. Props to you
@ShadowMentor
@ShadowMentor 4 жыл бұрын
39:39 "Oh is that a penny?"
@Nekoysamacaba
@Nekoysamacaba 9 ай бұрын
I Like this comment because I want you to listen to the music that starts he
@auspuf9391
@auspuf9391 4 жыл бұрын
4:57:26 Red Hulk
@AndrewTheMandrew531
@AndrewTheMandrew531 4 жыл бұрын
auspuf APRIKO SMASH
@CanalMedieval
@CanalMedieval 4 жыл бұрын
Nice strategy! Greetings from Brazil!
@Kydino
@Kydino 4 жыл бұрын
Delivered just before bannerlord released. Nice.
@neurotic3015
@neurotic3015 4 жыл бұрын
Kyriolexical Dino please explain wtf is going on in that pfp lmao
@Kydino
@Kydino 4 жыл бұрын
@@neurotic3015 yuri doujin from izayoi seishin.
@nino_thomas
@nino_thomas 4 жыл бұрын
Finishing Warband in 9 hours Me : Has a 50 men's party in 500 hours :D
@adeyahya1593
@adeyahya1593 4 жыл бұрын
Me has become vassal of sultan hakim in real life it took 2-3 month after playing 160 day and after release oath got 80 troops and beat vaegirs after that my game error and this dude can get highly trained troops and can get 80 troops with tooks few hours
@adeyahya1593
@adeyahya1593 4 жыл бұрын
but now i can have 130 highly trained troop and has conquered 3.5 kingdom but i hate it because enemy only can raiing my village and the notification is very very very very very annoying
@lonewanzerpilot
@lonewanzerpilot 4 жыл бұрын
56:40 Just another peaceful day on min battle slider, stacked Tactics and appropriate music for the occasion.
@jkepic9068
@jkepic9068 2 жыл бұрын
Just curious why is minimum battle slider so good?
@lonewanzerpilot
@lonewanzerpilot 2 жыл бұрын
@@jkepic9068 Build the character insanely strong, so you fight fewer people and win easier.
@BenevoIence
@BenevoIence 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a 100% MB speedrun
@thedragonchronicle4242
@thedragonchronicle4242 4 жыл бұрын
This man is a legend I've dumped over 2000 hours into this game and have conquered the whole map... maybe twice? Its such a chore to even attempt, let alone doing it all this quickly
@gianp33
@gianp33 4 жыл бұрын
low battle size and lowest difficulty at 20%
@tsalVlog
@tsalVlog 4 жыл бұрын
4:10:30 - epic last swing
@tsalVlog
@tsalVlog 4 жыл бұрын
Also the moment I subbed.
@agfd5659
@agfd5659 4 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it. Maybe it would be cool to see how fast you can conquer calradia in in-game time, meaning in how many days, so battles don't add anything to your time and so on
4 жыл бұрын
I think real speed run would be counted on in game days not hours played
@halipatsui9418
@halipatsui9418 4 жыл бұрын
@ minimizing either is a feat
@halipatsui9418
@halipatsui9418 4 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Ricaña i mean vompleting i shortest i game time vs shortest irl time
@logangustavson
@logangustavson 4 ай бұрын
You could just grind the arena for unlimited cash and go ham
@qdodge7796
@qdodge7796 4 жыл бұрын
4:48:23 the feels
@-dusan5726
@-dusan5726 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@SuperCosmicSpaceMagnet
@SuperCosmicSpaceMagnet 4 жыл бұрын
I love the tiny horse zipping around on the overworld screen. Its like an angry little wasp stealing everything from the villagers.
@rodi8266
@rodi8266 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt read the time correctly and thought this was a 10minute affair.
@HappyPants6996
@HappyPants6996 10 ай бұрын
honeslty watching speed runs is the most nicest thing to watch, seing a person doing something amazing in a short time to show hes mastery on the game and its mechanics is all ways soo cool to waych and ya can usually learn alot do. well done man !!! :D
@stooperD
@stooperD 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. I've been thinking about doing this run for years. Glad to see someone finally did it. Great job
@emmetpbyrne
@emmetpbyrne 4 жыл бұрын
Massive respect! You did an awesome job. I saw the title and laughed thinking it was a joke but you actually did it! Props!
@zealcrusader7903
@zealcrusader7903 4 жыл бұрын
Conquer all calradia in 9 hour Me: fail on a bounty mission
@sakesaurus
@sakesaurus 4 жыл бұрын
FUCKING LOOTERS SCATTERING ALL OVER THE FUCKING MAP!!!
@definitelynotjamie1192
@definitelynotjamie1192 3 жыл бұрын
to be fair though, the fucking nobles are never where you left them so you always have to play telephone with their wives to find them again
@grumrag738
@grumrag738 4 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, violets are blue, I did not watch the whole video, neither did you.
@CurlousCam
@CurlousCam 4 жыл бұрын
You challenged me... and I have all night- along with Jalapeno poppers and Whiskey.
@grumrag738
@grumrag738 4 жыл бұрын
@@CurlousCam Roses are red, violets are blue, Like Zoinks tells me he watches all of the video, damn me if that is true.
@CurlousCam
@CurlousCam 4 жыл бұрын
@@grumrag738 Hi there. Still enjoying it an hour in, I'm two shots of Apple Whiskey in. I may not survive.
@grumrag738
@grumrag738 4 жыл бұрын
@@CurlousCam man... May APRIKOSENMAN watch over you!
@matheusnogueira7373
@matheusnogueira7373 4 жыл бұрын
@@CurlousCam Have you done it?
@ethancouey8440
@ethancouey8440 4 жыл бұрын
39:35 nice turtle strat
@atlasproductions9933
@atlasproductions9933 4 жыл бұрын
My army of 47 highly trained troops: A band of 23 mountain bandits: allow us to introduce ourselves
@adeyahya1593
@adeyahya1593 4 жыл бұрын
my army now has 130 highly traine troops no cheat
@222cristobal
@222cristobal 3 жыл бұрын
That Bardiche bathe in so much blood that it probably became a cursed weapon by the end.
@iagohauchi3694
@iagohauchi3694 4 жыл бұрын
I was goin to wait until the end of the video to start commenting but man, so many details! Each castle has an unique design like it's almost a dungeon with hidden points and places... This mask you've got earlier is really creepy... Even creepier by the moon in 4:48:18 It fits well the serial killer role playing in this video lol
@Timeremortem
@Timeremortem 4 жыл бұрын
Still dream that someones gona make a coop campaigne in bannerlord. Having a friend as a lord or companion in your faction would be really fun. But probedly difficult to program.
@pittsburghraider
@pittsburghraider 3 жыл бұрын
If there was a coop up to 4 you know that this guy is going Into Castles with his Mates and Crack more skulls than than the Planet has tress
@hiranmaydas4921
@hiranmaydas4921 3 жыл бұрын
Or a pvp "king of the hill"-style multiplayer where you and your friends are the kings of rival factions and the one who manages to defeat all three becomes the high king
@Timeremortem
@Timeremortem 3 жыл бұрын
Bannerlord online is pretty close
@kirads22
@kirads22 4 жыл бұрын
Dude the savegame names at 9:26:13 XD LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING
@IleriyeGidenAdam
@IleriyeGidenAdam 4 жыл бұрын
Butter
@nokuthula3131
@nokuthula3131 4 жыл бұрын
They can be seen in 45:03 as well
@ii-pg8ns
@ii-pg8ns 3 жыл бұрын
Hi KZbin
@DogsaladSalad
@DogsaladSalad 4 жыл бұрын
1:43 first "its almost harvesting season"
@terrypvcringe9093
@terrypvcringe9093 4 жыл бұрын
3:11:25 I don't know why I laughed so hard but I did
@void3793
@void3793 4 жыл бұрын
I never thought about how big a difference battle size makes.
@h0p0p
@h0p0p 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sick from Coronavirus, quarantined at home, and enjoying this video much more than fever. Thanks !
@violenceisfun
@violenceisfun 4 жыл бұрын
Get out of this comment section we don't want to catch that shit from you
@violenceisfun
@violenceisfun 4 жыл бұрын
@jocaguz18 not joking
@mateocastro6005
@mateocastro6005 4 жыл бұрын
hope u can recover soon man
@h0p0p
@h0p0p 4 жыл бұрын
@@mateocastro6005 thanks ! I actually allready recovered and can fully enjoy Bannerlord. Cheers ! :)
@DamianSzajnowski
@DamianSzajnowski 4 жыл бұрын
Love the ending vibes. Hilarious how you are doing your victory lap and the troops ae deserting.
@356z
@356z 4 жыл бұрын
In the first hour I learned to stack heavy armor and get an axe, get your army of heavy cavalry, and when you siege. Lower the number of troops, raise it for open battle.
@adeyahya1593
@adeyahya1593 4 жыл бұрын
Same its make 3x the people at siege lesser
@madiminnie4430
@madiminnie4430 4 жыл бұрын
I learned to hold back the cavalry so they don't get gacked right away
@AvalancheGameArt
@AvalancheGameArt 4 жыл бұрын
Point of intrest: 1:44 It's almost harvesting season.
@Arantirm
@Arantirm 4 ай бұрын
Loved every second of conquering the world with you at the same time :D Thanks for teaching me the tactics!
@oreotuylubamya6297
@oreotuylubamya6297 4 жыл бұрын
5:21:59 what a dodge
@spacewargamer4181
@spacewargamer4181 3 жыл бұрын
He is redpilled
@drippy69
@drippy69 4 жыл бұрын
46:00 such peaceful music while you slaughter an army
@chubbymoth5810
@chubbymoth5810 4 жыл бұрын
Respect for this frantic insanity. I hope the developers know their own game as well as you ;-)
@vitor8368
@vitor8368 4 жыл бұрын
39:10: A genius is born
@adityashrestha2774
@adityashrestha2774 4 жыл бұрын
9:22:14 last siege of the game
@zegreatpablo7346
@zegreatpablo7346 3 жыл бұрын
This video taught me that you can ninja turtle like a boss and I have experienced nothing but profit.
@ausgoonbag6904
@ausgoonbag6904 4 жыл бұрын
"thats a nice head you have on your shoulders" - sea raider
@rafaelliberal6155
@rafaelliberal6155 4 жыл бұрын
Ragnar waking up Appikroseman: hey you, you finally awake
@jakubsmelka3458
@jakubsmelka3458 4 жыл бұрын
damm warband was so much easier soloing than bannerlord is...I love how you can no longer solo armies and actually use brain and tactics...good old get at leat 60 swadian knights and press f1 f3 no longer works.
@sakesaurus
@sakesaurus 4 жыл бұрын
technically you didn't even f1f3 since it used to be the default command at the start of the fight
@TheVasek25
@TheVasek25 4 жыл бұрын
In vanilla it is true. But try Floris pack and normal difficulty (full dmg to yourself and friends).
@strangeone9456
@strangeone9456 4 жыл бұрын
Just found this game on game pass and I gotta say, this is exactly the kind of game I’ve been dreaming about. Just didn’t know it already existed.
@MasterDracer
@MasterDracer 3 жыл бұрын
Look for mount and blade bannerlord, it's the 2th part of the game and lot better graphics and physics
@strangeone9456
@strangeone9456 3 жыл бұрын
@@MasterDracer don’t have pc. Only console.
@MasterDracer
@MasterDracer 3 жыл бұрын
@@strangeone9456 me also. But I asked the devs, bannerlord is coming for consoles too finally but I don't know when
@strangeone9456
@strangeone9456 3 жыл бұрын
@@MasterDracer that’s good news. I wanna play BL so bad lol.
@MasterDracer
@MasterDracer 3 жыл бұрын
@@strangeone9456 me too bro, im even scared to die before playing the damn game and I can't afford a pc.. xD it's a game what I always wanted to play but it never existed but now they made one and its just for PC. Now we consoles must wait until science fiction ages
@sagivaleon7355
@sagivaleon7355 4 жыл бұрын
3:03:45 69. Nice. 3:11:07 A well fought battle lmao
@tarekmostafa8178
@tarekmostafa8178 4 жыл бұрын
He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will
@wahliik3831
@wahliik3831 4 жыл бұрын
Im just gonna say i appreciate the music by Adrian von Ziegler. Been watching his video for a few years, but this is the time ive seen one of his pieces on a youtube video though.
@krip8617
@krip8617 4 жыл бұрын
2:45:04 top 10 anime fights
@todd5640
@todd5640 3 жыл бұрын
i remember clearly my first ever conquest of Calradia alot of convincing defending with very outnumbered garrison Running away from armies of entire kingdoms slowly but surely gainning fifths and besieging the last city nothing can replace that expirinace warband will forever stay one of my favorite games
@moipoi1
@moipoi1 4 жыл бұрын
I wish someone counted all the kills of the player. Would be interesting to know. Anyone bored enough because of the quarantine?
@bpouelas
@bpouelas 4 жыл бұрын
At least twelve. Maybe thirteen.
@richaragonzales1355
@richaragonzales1355 4 жыл бұрын
The game keeps track. When leveling up at the bottom left the screen it has a "statistics" button
@richardekert1939
@richardekert1939 4 жыл бұрын
Great work! I'm happy you took the effort to make things look as cool as possible as you went through the whole thing. Would you be interested in doing some Ironman mode run attempts on hardest settings (death = reset). I think that would be awesome to see, and you could pump out quality video's much faster (compared to previous releases)… Fails are expected of course, so no lost content!
@dre2788
@dre2788 3 жыл бұрын
This is still a masterpiece idc what difficulty you played on this your accomplishment no matter how you did it you conquered calradia in 9 hours and people are mad about settings just shows hate and jealousy because if it’s such a big deal why don’t they put their money where their mouth is and play at max difficulty and conquer calradia in 9 hours or less instead of bitching about your masterpiece lol? Good shit bro #legendary
@michaelsanders7484
@michaelsanders7484 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone’s taking away from that, I think it’s just expected that speed runs are done on at least the default difficulty and not lowered difficulty settings is all. I’d be curious how long it would take someone on the highest lol
@-0159
@-0159 4 жыл бұрын
3:02:30 ебать он умный, залез в замок через гору, а не ждал прибытия осадной башни
@sakesaurus
@sakesaurus 4 жыл бұрын
взлом замка
@ilhatropical1
@ilhatropical1 7 ай бұрын
1:21:09 my guy went like in an anime, killed the first easily, stumbled upon 4 guys, 2 to the sides with shields, 1 in the back with a bow and 1 charging into him with an axe. Looks to the grounds so that any arrow fired at him hits the shield on the back, gets close enough to the first and slaughters him, like a flash kills the ones with shield like they are nothing then dodges an arrow right in the archer's face and finishes him. Fucking masterpiece.
@hechmijarray9834
@hechmijarray9834 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 FIRST "ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON"
@pigbenis2728
@pigbenis2728 3 жыл бұрын
He just made the math homework and while so found out that surgery is the most overpowered skill in the game
@lukehesseltine8169
@lukehesseltine8169 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine your king Ragnar and someone wakes you up to tell you one person and like 40 troops just decimated your kingdom in like an hour an a half.
@Airuutv
@Airuutv 4 жыл бұрын
1:05:15 I love how you run like a samurai 1:05:55 a nice slap
@gilpita
@gilpita 4 жыл бұрын
almost 24 hours without sleep and i'm not tired, maybe this will help
@team_ribs
@team_ribs 3 жыл бұрын
I can imagine one of the Kings being imprisoned in the last place he takes over and just coming out to see your entire empire following a random guy
@verysadboyo7424
@verysadboyo7424 2 жыл бұрын
low battle size helps in beginning but in late game it gives you disadvantage
@Nick72601
@Nick72601 Жыл бұрын
bro I can learn so much shit from just watching a speed run
@callizoom3894
@callizoom3894 4 жыл бұрын
15:30 Why did you sell raw silk at Rivacheg. It's like 5x more valuable on other parts of the map.
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