CONQUISTADOR HORCHATA • Youtubers Life Gameplay

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Aleks and James try their hand at a game that replicates what they have been doing for years. A game about being sucessful in the KZbin business. Will they crash and burn without leaving their mark in the highscores of KZbin? Or will they use their combined knowledge to make the greatest cooking channel we have ever seen? Probably a little bit of both. Or neither.
The following is for those multicultural.
Chtěla bych, abyste se držet svůj hamburger uvnitř mě, prosím. Jen ať to to klouzat. Jsem fanoušek hamburgerů. Cheeseburgery jsou moje oblíbené, a to zejména s rajčaty a cibulí a salát na ně taky. Kdo jiný má rád ukázat hamburgery uvnitř sebe sama?
Nie waż się trzymać ołówek że wewnątrz mnie penis dziurę. Spala się tak źle, a ja naprawdę nie lubię, gdy oleje z mojego penisa smarować otwór penisa i pozwalają przesuwać w ołówek łatwiejsze. To naprawdę sprawia, że ​​czuję się dobrze i mam orgazmu tak ciężko. Kochanie tak.
CONQUISTADOR HORCHATA • KZbinrs Life Gameplay
Thank you. 🐮🔪

[@samcarr6192]

Maybe if you died more in your cooking videos you would be able to go to pax

[@steve_harveysdurag7284]

He needs to twerk while the food cooks

[@emoaleks6084]

Spooky Aleks Cause depression of course

[@Boar0127]

Emo Aleks OH GOD ITS HERE IT ALIVE AGAIN THE EMO ALEKS HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE

[@rasengan580]

stefan nauman lol that's one of the funniest things Ive read all day

[@ShoutyKid]

I like them filming in James' house cos we get more Ein time!

[@samcarr6192]

CormacTreston Ik eins got a fat ass

[@daveis2gr8]

Spooky Aleks looks like she wears MC hammer pants

[@sayest]

CormacTreston she's going to run cowchop

[@trayzen7302]

Spooky Aleks Thicc*

[@yeenosaur2620]

That sure is spooky, Aleks.

[@DevilMayCarry]

James' house is actually a nice place to film in the meantime while they find a replacement for the Cowchop house

[@kintinii]

Thomas Rawlins I don't want them to move to LA :(

[@TheRedKnight101]

James and Aleks don't want to live in Colorado anymore, so they are moving to LA regardless of what fans want.

[@kintinii]

TheRedKnight yeah but is the entire cowchop crew gonna be able to go to LA to film videos? It'd be pretty hard.

[@Xeno_Ice]

Thomas Rawlins wasn't it also for Brett

[@SuperLordGaming]

I know, it feels relaxing, if that makes sense.

[@robertreyes8168]

James house brings a sense of struggle to the channel.

[@NixyNovahkiin1337]

You don't say.

[@Dab510]

They can't just destroy stuff because it's Nova's place XD

[@NinjaPups]

I hate to say this but i kinda enjoy this setup. Just Aleks and James chillin in his house. It's chill af, reminds me of their streaming days.

[@NinjaPups]

Stevean2 true.

[@uchihastonetablet6061]

IT'S BEEN 4 WEEKS AND SHE'S STILL HERE SHE DOESN'T EVEN RECORD THE VIDEOS ANYMORE CALL THE POLICE

[@fuzzypuppystarfish7296]

who?

[@vladimiryashchenko1646]

Fuzzypuppystarfish the girl in game

[@fuzzypuppystarfish7296]

oh shit I feel like a dumbass

[@SonicChaocc]

U-Tube title: Overcooked Salad! (GIRL WONT LEAVE MY ROOM LOL *smiley emoji with tears* GONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL! ALMOST DIED!) (Not CLICKBAIT!)

[@karekanol13]

I played this game for 2 hours because they made it look fun. It's shit. Still love the videos!

[@liateRdnalkcoB]

Just another cash grab game. Granted, there was effort put into it, unlike some titles on Steam. However, that doesn't justify the "final product" put out.

[@BlackDynamite641]

Excited Aleks Why don't you just get a job, save money, and then pay the fee?

[@delta3039]

HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK

[@BlackDynamite641]

***** How did that come off as rude? I literally told you what you need to do. I didn't say "stop bitching and get a job."

[@Brandooooo5]

Excited Aleks The way he said it was pretty nice imo

[@iheartDestery1998]

I keep seeing comments on how depressing this video looks. I'm just really appreciative that these guys are still uploading. Keep up the good work bois!

[@Wingspan_5]

Yo i know that kid next to Nova! He's so underrated.

[@AdventureWithAustin]

i heard he used to sell shirts or some shit

[@Boar0127]

Woolly Damn dude he must be a NOB

[@AdventureWithAustin]

NOBS 4 LYF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@dingereelamta2101]

Pepsi Max, bro.

[@lostitem]

Ein is so fucking adorable and I want her in every video.

[@KhanWolf95]

ಠ_ಠ That fat fuck is nice to look at

[@Dab510]

Fluffy pup =3

[@suctionpuppy3458]

What if the guy who snitched was actually TREVOR and was tired of being physically and sexually abused by Ein

[@liateRdnalkcoB]

What if the snitch got James evicted?

[@ArmoniaHiguchi]

I honestly really enjoy the temporary setup and relax feel. Really wish they could stay there, though it seems like James doesn't lol. Thanks guys for the continuous daily content!

[@christopherjohnson2634]

Plz make this a longer series, your guys' commentary from relevent experience makes it great

[@tylerwist]

love the h3h3 shirt

[@t3r4p1n7]

Frankly Toast i was wondering y it looked so familiar

[@peepokayla]

Probably my second favorite series on the channel, keep it up please.

[@LordTrollingtonRoyalOrigin]

ahh, my favorite cooking channel

[@TotallyAGoblin]

Lol 'Dont mess with her just because she's special' usually corgis are pretty smart but Ein is such a derp.

[@relaxedjm973]

the fact that James knows about horchata or aroz con leche/ rice pudding is awesome in itself.

[@ryanrampj]

one of the best series u guys have made for games thus far in my opinion!

[@MrElephantninja]

*She goes into attack dog mode* LOL Look at her face! She is the least scary dog in the world. That bark sounds like friendship

[@atomknight8361]

SixElephant Spagetti corgi attack mode

[@ZanOGAL]

"rice....and milk" thhats some nasi lemak shizz right there 😂

[@APalko28]

This series is gold please keep it up

[@niceguysismyjam]

YALL R PUSHING THIS SERIES OUT SO FAST DAMN

[@Tw1s7]

*Fun Fact:* Rice and Milk is an actual thing. A pudding, to be exact. It's delicious.

[@gundampeacekeeper]

These guys are the pothead cousins of Rooster Teeth XD love this channel

[@toksykus770]

I'm Polish and call me immature, but I can't stop laughing at your description.

[@Raptor14v]

i didnt think it was possible for their cooking channel to be more underrated than aleks' personal channel but there we go

[@makotoniijimabestgirl2207]

This is like the season of a sitcom where the producers couldn't afford a new set so they repurposed another one

[@PaladinsOfAnarchy]

Just realized, is this the couch from the first Creature house?

[@00spaceissocool00]

Aleks messing with Ein XD I do the same with my dog; her ears perk up when I say "who's that?" even if it's in my native tongue!

[@LostBoyAggro]

This lp is getting too real. Fuck school, just work like crazy. Sleeping because you're depressed. Getting used by bitches.

[@GR8zWeeZy]

TheLostBoyAggro 😂😂😂

[@WEndro333]

Congratulations on 600k subscribers!

[@stefans.2317]

The faces James makes really give away the fact that he's depressed

[@BarkingShark]

Big Bubba Boberts lol you really can't read people well can you, guarantee he's very happy

[@BarkingShark]

Rustageddon recently?

[@BarkingShark]

Rustageddon source?

[@BarkingShark]

Rustageddon he hasn't been on ask.fm in three months and hasn't streamed in around a month, but thanks the info though he has seemed down in the past

[@lepgeck]

Please play more of this!!

[@CoralPolyps]

Loving the new CowChop house! Can we get a house tour? Kappa

[@vickyboche922]

its not there new house yet, lol its james they are still trying to figure their situation out

[@vickyboche922]

lol didn't sound like much of a joke

[@Kroudon712]

Kappa is all any sentence needs to immediately lose any seriousness you thought it might have had.

[@BigSlapper111]

Don't use Twitch emotes in KZbin comments. It's so cringeworthy.

[@alohasnackbar8312]

Vicky Boche kappa kappa??

[@nicksparkys]

I hope this becomes a 'Mini' Series for them, because I want to see them become #1 KZbinr in this game :)

[@disgustedjames7328]

I can't wait for the big LA move keep it up guys!

[@nahthanks1319]

Love both you guys, the entire crew, the channel but damn... Its REALLY hard to make this game interesting

[@KnightedGaming01]

I'm liking that h3 shirt Aleks has on. You guys should do a collab with them when you move to LA!

[@whitekid9078]

Name one of your exquisite plates as "i like ice cream"

[@Jamesamong007]

Get a cow design cover for that couch when you guys get your new place in LA.

[@siitiatuinei2737]

I sorta wish they could shoot at his house forever. I like how comfortable the vibe is

[@somemanwhoateapuertoricanl7859]

At Giorgio Ristorante: Waiter: May I take your order please?????? Customer: Hi, ehm I want some fucking pasta with extra dip sauce Waiter: Wait, what????? *sees the chef* Boss what the fuck is this meal????? Chef: Just get me the fucking money!!!!!

[@justseizurealeks]

This series is amazing

[@Jraines01]

well that's one hell of a description

[@venom8878]

James is so uneasy about filming in his house still hahaha

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Random instagram girl just invites herself over to try to get into the convention with you, now you've got two girls cooking in your place constantly, good luck making any videos

[@RayleEntair]

I don't know if I like this or not, I'll have to watch it again.

[@TheLaim12345]

Dammm james flashing his 7.7 million is AUTOMATIC Spray machines.... One way to show off your millions.

[@ssquiggss]

JAMES STOP BEING SO DEPRESSED I LOVE YOU

[@joedavies8815]

i only found this channel from the letsplay channel now i watch way more cowchop

[@afriendlyguy1536]

I really dont want this series to end soon

[@xxxxxxclarinetxx]

The post roll is so cute

[@Foozie3moons]

Glad to see you're not permanently blind in one eye.

[@apexsyndicate1055]

Hahaha Aleks messing with ein in the beginning

[@subm156]

James just looks so uncomfortable in these past vids, ha. I love it

[@eldergod135]

I wonder if james uploads a video on his channel if you'll see cow chop equipment in the background or if someone will interrupt his recording.

[@thisisarikomusic]

I love how james is just so pissed about recording in his house.

[@emmanuelstyles6345]

I'm not used to seeing cow chop without the cow print couch.

[@starman545]

james was onto something eith that rice and milk. Arroz con Leche is fuckin dope

[@ForgettableAgain]

Holy God please play The Sims Bustin Out on PS2/Gamecube. I loved that game so much when I was little and I would love to watch you two play it so much

[@dmw2579]

Logan Burroughs Hell yea

[@michaelbrachais4751]

love the background music lol

[@genericprofile4847]

What is with the running trend of James having to inform Aleks that there is actually a Q contained within something.

[@AllMostOliver]

I just Love the Akward-ness James got xD

[@Wet-Sloth]

Please make another one of these

[@tree5492]

I wonder when videos will start coming out that were filmed on a different day

[@jonathanpaquette3336]

I remember Ein's first video...Couldn't go up the stairs.

[@BringMeThe0cean.]

lolol i thought he was gonna make arroz con leche, not an horchata- both are quite delicious

[@taconator1213]

Dude! I fucking love horchata, Guatemala represent!

[@IrishAlien]

I just realized James's couch is the couch that was in one of the creature houses

[@kiyranewman9119]

Ein is the only reason I watch these.

[@jaimy5833]

So that's it huh? We some kind of notification squad?

[@HonsouDidNothingWrong]

I could drink Horchata forever! - Macdaddy of Heimlich county.

[@MastaMixerLJ128]

Wait is that THE couch from the first creature house game nights?

[@Lopper.]

Guess I was right when I thought to myself that this is the only thing they recorded :P

[@JeromeGiorlando]

despite them being homeless, they use that to their advantage and the videos are still fantastic

[@ricardo7017gbp]

"We're in my house" - James, 2017

[@LimeTimeHD]

James be about that tasty Arroz con Leche.

[@bopla6759]

Please make more of this omg

[@Kentdog117]

i just realized that they're on the couch that was at the first creature house

[@boman279]

This is an amazing series and channel

[@tomheyman701]

what if aleks was recording his videos at james house just like the one in the game hahahaha

[@evanmoore3788]

Aleks rocking that h3 shirt

[@Dogman_35]

For the record... Horchata doesn't have any milk.

[@leroy5500]

Yo, I just noticed. Those chairs are from the old creature house streaming basement!'

[@mona-1997]

ohbmyvgof I thought he was gunu say the air freshener Is horchata scented lol, I'd buy that so quick haha

[@TaschcoHD]

Milk: 6/10 Milk w/ rice: 8/10 Thank you for your suggestion.

[@AllMostOliver]

That's a Huge Chair to Such a little Man

[@sh00kone72]

JAMES IS GOING CRAZY

[@godzkinkong]

ha, james' inner Latino came out, Sly would be proud

[@dfhdhth]

Love you guys

[@motivusthesage]

watching this video makes me want some El Nopal

[@xXJavaMongyXx]

Just here for the doggo😂

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

That chair looks comfy, i would say a lot..

[@cRAzy_etham]

Rice and Milk isn't Horchata, that make Arroz con Leche. But that still hella good

[@t3r4p1n7]

james looks hella more chill in his own home vids, i like it, alot

[@xxstarman720xx7]

I wanted them to pick a music channel but nvm

[@themelonmuncherhd2633]

James's house is gonna get rekt

[@curiofoodshow1530]

Came for the conquistador stayed for the 🐮🔪.

[@badsbe2682]

Hey, look, an automatic spray machine!