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@horesfan4008 ай бұрын
No thanks.
@mmsL1258 ай бұрын
I’m one tier away from unlocking the Abrams then I’m playing one round with it and uninstalling and never playing again
@PatenPaten6 ай бұрын
No thanks, but I'm happy that you made some shekels
@TheGreatThicc8 ай бұрын
The fact he pissed off Zhao to the point of fearing war is absolutely astounding. Greasus starts with a diplomacy bonus with Zhao, they're kinda like bros.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Lmao now I learn this. I have no idea what I did to piss the fella off
@TheGreatThicc8 ай бұрын
@@Slippin yeah Zhao starts with an extra +20 towards Greasus. You must've kicked his dog by accident or something.
@JohnJohn-r4l8 ай бұрын
Knowing greasus, he probably ate it
@DamnaLuLz8 ай бұрын
"Polish - to the south" - shows Ku'Gath not even mad xD
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
The damage control I’ve been on after realising how many lovely Polish fellows watched this vid is mad. It’s an honour to be part of Nurgle’s filth
@dawidkazmierczak72838 ай бұрын
@@Slippin I know Poland isn't the best country but why nurgle? Skaven would fit us much better
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
@@dawidkazmierczak7283 I'm officially retconning Poles to Skavens
@dontgankmebruv72738 ай бұрын
@@dawidkazmierczak7283 wait if the poles are skaven then that means ikit crashing the moon into the world..... poland couldn't get to the moon, it had to bring it to them.
@blinkstar90138 ай бұрын
@@Slippin This shouldn't even be that funny This SHOULDN'T be that funny - but I smirked loud enough that person next to me looked weirdly at me XD Best content every video, never change man
@AlexOnARoll8 ай бұрын
This video is super fun and wholesome. I'm gonna go see if my body survives the blunt force of concrete at longitudial speeds
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
☺️😊🥹
@Adeptus_Santos8 ай бұрын
I gotta fart
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
@@Adeptus_Santos no farting
@NotSoAnonymousIGuess8 ай бұрын
I were here before PETA
@gamedude4128 ай бұрын
I was there when nick avocado stewed the emperor
@Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.58 ай бұрын
I was here long before stars lit up the sky I was here long before there was everything Before light, I was there Before there was time I was there Before the nothing I was there And before there was nothing There was a monster Beyond mortal comprehension Beyond any god's understanding For I am Beyond anything Boundless Limitless The restriction of the laws of reason The eternal power of freedom incarnate Free Jailed Locked Unlocked If I were to be a God I'd have to destroy everything about myself My source My being My mantra My identity Like a god trying to just To be just a fucking grain of sand I'd have to throw away that much 🧿 🧿 🧿 🧿 🧿 🧿 Just to be a God I was here before there was a was Before there was a here Before the before Beyond understanding BEYOND REASON I am Here And never forget it humans Lest I forget you out of existence instead :::::::::::::::::::: : : >
@multiversegodttv7088 ай бұрын
@@Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5 my brain hurts from reading that
@Aaron0678 ай бұрын
Let's be honest here, peta would be with slippin, eating the animals with him
@thirstysailor5798 ай бұрын
As an American, I am honored that you chose the Orks and lead belchers to represent the U S A
@Bartholemew_the_cringe8 ай бұрын
me when the bread man releases a new video (I am locked in a dark basement pleas help me)
@Tom-oj7si8 ай бұрын
You're never getting out 😂
@TotallyFurnace8 ай бұрын
My man Finnaly getting that sponsored bag, I’m so proud 🥹
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thanks Furnace :)
@CarlosianBigWang2 ай бұрын
Ahhh, sorry, slip, these gaming videos have my heart. I do hope you dont completely abandon the game videos.
@Slippin2 ай бұрын
Don’t apologise! I’m absolutely blown away with how much love both my old and new content has received. Im definitely just taking it one step at a time. My main goal for the channel is to just be making content I love. So while unlikely, I guess there’s always a chance it could make a return. For now though my heart is pretty set on my new style. That being said I do plan to evolve it in a way you might find… interesting
@potato34578 ай бұрын
Ah yes average bri'ish lunch just some endangered mutated creatures that are still breathing.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
You think we can afford meat here? We get ww2 rations and MAYBE a sugar cube for dessert
@JonyMSalomon6 ай бұрын
@@Slippin A sugar cube?? You bastards I wish I can remember the smell of a sugar cube, lucky bastards
@jenkhemhuffersanonymous39903 ай бұрын
Simple az
@jshadowhunter8 ай бұрын
What kind of an ogre are you?! You know how the song goes: "The stragglers won't be consumed, all dropped into sacrifice stew."
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
If I were an Ogre i'd be stew long ago
@TheGreatThicc8 ай бұрын
Isn't it "the stragglers we didn't consume are dropped in our sacrifice stew?"
@spinekingjrgensen57797 ай бұрын
@@TheGreatThiccYep thats right, “and they scream and they run but that’s part of the fun.”
@Prehistoric.Animalie4 ай бұрын
@@spinekingjrgensen5779imma join in "cause the ogres are coming to get yaaaaaaah!"
@robertcartwright10718 ай бұрын
A horrifying thought is that of an immortal Brit.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
I take great peace in knowing (as a Brit) that one day I’ll be dead and buried and out of the gene pool 😮💨thank Christ
@desertseagull54688 ай бұрын
Britan dlc goin wild
@Medard228 ай бұрын
Man I just wanted to say, that even tough I watch alot of TWW3 content, I rarely watch longer videos, but your skill with presentation and storytelling is very good imo, and I always watch the whole thing with great fun. It doesn't feel rushed, nor dragged either, very good job mate.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
That means a lot to me Medard :) really glad you enjoyed it
@clownofwar7 ай бұрын
11:45 love how American is mentioned but the launchers shown in the background are Grad MLRS and those are Soviet. 🤣🤣
@giantent7637 ай бұрын
2:51 Diplomacy *menu* kinda hits different for the ogres.
@Khornecussion8 ай бұрын
Zach screaming and Chris laughing truly brings a big brown smile to my face.
@lordfriedrick79118 ай бұрын
At 17:36 that lone lizardman was like: Fuck this, i'm out
@Bryien8 ай бұрын
5:45 words to live by
@Canvusgoodwin8 ай бұрын
Love you and the editing, many many giggles were had.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you Canvus! Glad to have made some giggles
@KnezIcon8 ай бұрын
These video edits are KILLING me , well done sir
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thanks Knezlcon :)
@l00StonedLlamas8 ай бұрын
Too many cooks may spoil the broth but it’ll fill our hearts with so much so much loooooove
@Praisetotheholyclaw7 ай бұрын
Cambrian explosion right into Agricultural Revolution, bro crossed an ocean and half a billion years of evolution. That’s one hell of a fast metabolism.
@TheREPPIX8 ай бұрын
Finally a European that compared the Americans to orks instead of ogers... very refreshing
@x0lopossum5 ай бұрын
1:20 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@VikingMutt338 ай бұрын
This video is so packed to the brim with Brit jokes that I hope your UK viewership is through the roof.
@DoubleCupp077 ай бұрын
ive never played kenshi or any of the games you play, but yet ive found myself watching all your videos and liking them so much now i watch every new video too man. love the humor
@WeaponisedAutz8 ай бұрын
honey wake up, new slippin video just dropped
@alanwestmoreland61527 ай бұрын
Last time i was this late, i thought boba Fett died didn't escape the grand maw.
@multiversegodttv7088 ай бұрын
That has got to be the quickest 20 minutes I've ever spent fantastic video
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you multiversegod :) glad you liked it
@Kurokabuto917 ай бұрын
I was born on this world, I grew, I lived, I created memories. Little did I know, that a loaf of bread would eventually come to tell me the wonders of military games... It is certainly something.
@ritualkniferalucard35448 ай бұрын
Oh damn, caught a slurpin video at 2am, who needs sleep anyway
@josecoronadonieto69117 ай бұрын
War thunder using the F-20 in the promotional footage: "i like money"
@fijiroll8 ай бұрын
i come from an alternate universe where you aren't british
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
God please fucking take me there. I’ll pay
@Caladir8 ай бұрын
Man, I love your narration. There is something so freaking funny about that avatar being so serious, yet spitting so much insanity.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Ahaha thank you Arnveld
@magerr985 ай бұрын
great edits and funny jokes is a great recipe for a great video. this is the first time ive seen one of your videos and its a banger!
@PuddingXXL8 ай бұрын
I have waited long for this channel to return to warhammer!
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
We’re so back, more on the way
@harisplatis68044 ай бұрын
18:15 , I may be blind but I dont see a dread saurian in the pre battle screen in Mazdamoundi's army...
@Gettenhart7 ай бұрын
Great way to start the day. 10/10 video as per usual mr slippin
@drenched30888 ай бұрын
Bruh, animal big bruh
@polishmasakier18138 ай бұрын
Poland mentioned!!!!! But why nurgle?
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Because Nurgle and the Polish are the only two armies I’d follow into battle
@jakeking9748 ай бұрын
Who would win: Infinity skeletons Or A large group of fat men? The answer may surprise you
@nameraider6248 ай бұрын
I love that they added a American faction
@thesaxon39667 ай бұрын
Be quiet, or we'll eat you too
@TheBlimpFruit8 ай бұрын
I soiled myself
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Erm… guess that makes two of us?! Derp
@gloriouspaper19358 ай бұрын
Wow slippin! Another fun wholesome video for me to watch between cocomelon! Great stuff! 8.5/10 not enough feeder material
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thanks Paper. Don’t worry, I’m saving all the feeder content for my next video
@bod7477 ай бұрын
Why does the video stop at 2:30 and why do I hear sirens
@wumbology60728 ай бұрын
The ogres are many things, but small is not one of them!
@SmugAmoeba8 ай бұрын
So proud of you getting that Gregs sponsorship 🙏
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thanks, managed to get a couple steak beaks out of it and a sprinkle donut
@void_c44398 ай бұрын
This man Is 2 underrated
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you Void :)
@getdowncrazy73468 ай бұрын
This is a master piece.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you mate
@Akehiko_Urabaya8 ай бұрын
Slippin posts Immediate press even if you’re in military training
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
I am there watching over you through training as the great bread in the sky
@samueltrusik32518 ай бұрын
The Followrs of Nicocado faction looks dope.
@georgestarkey54486 ай бұрын
Lowkey one of my favorite tww3 factions, mainly because one of the faction events that happens is some of these british bastards discovering ketchup being a massive ogrish societal upheaval that must be addressed, and the fact that theyre fun to smash into walls as.
@disinclinedto-state94857 ай бұрын
Love your vids, thanks. (I personally don't love the sudden volume spikes, tho, makes me turn it down, then I can'6 hear your sparkling wit, which is the whole reason we're here.)
@olenhol2przez48 ай бұрын
I'm proud to be called one of Grandfather's Children
@DarkArtistKaiser7 ай бұрын
"Which they have gaslit themselves into believing is real" I use to be so innocent to believe such a thing too...til I looked to the bottom right of the map...
@merpymerpington91756 ай бұрын
Rules of warhammer. If enough people believe something hard enough, they can gaslight reality.
@Capoodle8 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting this, which made it all the more welcome :)
I’ll comment to improve the algorithm because I love you.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you nrall
@evansketches8 ай бұрын
Hell yeah! A Warthunder sponsorship! This makes me want to commit less warcrimes and more on domestic disputes🙃👍
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Why not both?
@beelal64078 ай бұрын
its very nice to see the channel grow and get sponsors now! maybe next video can be more warcrimes-ish?
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thanks Beelal! Plenty more warcrimes on the way
@guts89098 ай бұрын
This is partialy the plot of the pirates movie
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Wait which pirates movie?
@guts89098 ай бұрын
@@Slippin the one made by aardman aniamtions If i recal correctly. The captain sold His pet dodo to queen Victoria, who was part of secreat organization that eats endangered and extinct animals So Yeah…
@RandomInternetStranger8 ай бұрын
AYYYYY YOUR AUDIO IS GREAT THIS VIDEO!!! That aside, this was an excellent video.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Ayy thank you!!!! I’ve been trying all sorts but finally figured out how to use the de-esser. Always trying to improve. Honestly it’s all thanks to you, so I really appreciate you bringing it up
@lucasportasio8 ай бұрын
The great maw be looking kinda quirky doe
@ayemate29458 ай бұрын
Ogres are like onions afterall 😇
@zootedandstoopid8 ай бұрын
Watch that Louisiana death claw taste so good
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Just like fried chicken
@jamilenni35933 ай бұрын
FINLAND MENTIONED! Why you think we are the shorts? We the Norskas bro
@babesinclair7 ай бұрын
Most excellent.... Thanks so much for all your hard work. Subscribed!
@noselol15578 ай бұрын
well well well
@95DreadLord8 ай бұрын
pretty sure nordic countries average height is bit too tall to be compared to chaos dwarves but I'll let this slide this time
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Nords are chaos dwarves stacked on top of each other inside a trench coat
@antonh11598 ай бұрын
Slippery slippin’ total war video, chicken nuggets and a intense desire to wear lingerie. Now this is my kinda night!
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Goes without saying that anyone watching these vids is clad in lingerie with a plate of nuggies by their side
@imperatorsatanas89768 ай бұрын
yet another slippin banger
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you Imperator. Cool name btw
@jwb_6668 ай бұрын
So you're roleplaying as PETA's true self
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
You know it
@spacefonz9498 ай бұрын
FUCK YEAH WE'RE ORKZ
@gijskramer17028 ай бұрын
Age of mythology soundtrack seeping in
@shibe20428 ай бұрын
nice video slippin👍
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you Shibe :)
@ahoogas89388 ай бұрын
where is the 1:21 clip from?
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Watchmen! great film
@kishinasura19898 ай бұрын
Ah Slippin my personal favorite sleep paralysis demon good to see you have been hard at work my friend can't wait for the new kenshi vedio. Keep up the streak of war crimes and creative reasons to conquer everyone 😂
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thanks mate, will do. Btw could you turn the heating up a little bit? It’s getting cold living inside your walls
@kishinasura19898 ай бұрын
@@Slippin ah sorry about that anything above 60 Fahrenheit is warm for me but I'll nab you a heater and some noodles at the shop 😅
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
@@kishinasura1989 Thanks Kishinasura. Could you get the spicy kind?
@kishinasura19898 ай бұрын
@@Slippin it shale be done oh lord of bread I wish you luck in the salt mines lol😁
@Bad_Economy_Butters8 ай бұрын
you make me want to lose my legs (in a positive way)
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
As someone with no legs and arms I can say it’s honestly not too bad
@Henry-ov7rh8 ай бұрын
I'm sure being british isnt that bad you have... um... uh... boats?
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
It’s ok, I accepted my fate long ago. No need to reassure me 😔
@Rysiekk8 ай бұрын
Poland mentioned
@rjwhite6558 ай бұрын
As an americ-WWWWWAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
@demonicspire13458 ай бұрын
Another great australian video, fair dinkum mate.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
I wish I was an aussie, but I am forced to be british. I have been told that my accent sounds very australian though, so fair dinkum indeed
@demonicspire13458 ай бұрын
@@Slippin well, in spite of all temptations, to belong to other nations, you remain an englishman.
@user-qq9xu9le5u8 ай бұрын
damn i wish i could read
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
At leest yew can rite
@jmmangulabnan67107 ай бұрын
What a Mukbang that was, not only was it a crime against humanity but to animals too, screw PETA and the Geneva convention
@babylonking61047 ай бұрын
Accurate British empire lore
@oliverrathy3118 ай бұрын
Bri'ish Simulator 2024 is looking good.
@christosgiannopoulos8287 ай бұрын
In my head canon the orcs are British and the ogres are Americans (as in from the USA, not the continent)
@daveybonesOG8 ай бұрын
I like your words breadman, take my sub.
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Thank you Davey!
@It5MeGoD8 ай бұрын
slippin please return my kids
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Finders keepers
@grayrook86378 ай бұрын
Delicuous. Now I am not pro-cannabalism and do not advocate eating the weak per say. But I love the Ogres and play rimworld sooooo........ Side note anyone who is disappointed by Ogres, you are looking for a mod called the Ogrehaul. Basically the update Ogres never got officially.
@StopSign6928 ай бұрын
Evil Guy Fieri
@austinclements80107 ай бұрын
i mean as long as you season
@JasonHinkle-fg3gq8 ай бұрын
As an American I only have one response to this video.... WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@gabebrii23477 ай бұрын
just an ordinary day in england
@screamingbill44808 ай бұрын
Slippin, will you be my father? The other one doesn’t like me
@Slippin8 ай бұрын
Son, how many times do I need to tell you that you don’t need to ask me this. Yes I make you walk 19 feet behind me in public but you’re still technically my biological son. (Also hope that last part about him not liking you is a joke
@screamingbill44808 ай бұрын
Unfortunately it is not but I got a real badass mother to make up for it!