Content Week at ToastHouse: The Toast, Wednesday, June 5th, 2024

1. Rihanna is finally launching Fenty Hair: ‘It’s time to play’ (Page Six) (25:24)
2. Dakota Fanning reveals she has massive shoe collection, courtesy of Tom Cruise (Page Six)(30:07)
3. Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Announce Reality Show (People) (35:01)
4. Lady Gaga Shuts Down Pregnancy Rumors with Taylor Swift Reference (Page Six) (41:15)
5. Halsey Releases New Single 'The End' as She Reveals Secret Health Struggle: 'I'm Lucky to Be Alive' (45:46)
- Dear Toasters Advice Segment (57:47)
The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
Lean In:
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The Camper & The Counselor:
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Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry:
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[@Dancewithloveforever]

When Jackie said “someone less crazy than you, no offense” I actually laughed out loud in the middle of my office. Lmfao.

[@jnikiross2261]

Swirlies with birkins talking about the lottery makes me giggle

[@dwoww]

birkins, nyc apartment, house in florida (that is owned), landrover, tesla, 2 book deals, 2 comedy specials, but they're gonna go buy lottery tickets, sick!

[@kty728]

@@dwowwso you’re not allowed to play the lottery if you are successful? lol

[@tajirford]

@@kty728No, I think they’re saying, why play the lottery when you have already won it, in a way. But that doesn't mean they shouldn't play.

[@laeandres3287]

Leave it up to Claudia to make a Dr Seuss childrens book about her😂❤️

[@Br_ittany1119]

LITERALLLY

[@dwoww]

she makes everything about herself? 😂

[@rachelschleifer9247]

Every time Jackie says turtle or turtle squirtle I look to see if Claudia reacts 😂

[@Willos_World]

Clicked so fast. Loveee the vibe of when you two are together, it can’t be topped!

[@kkw27]

Name of the Content House should be The Toaster or, The Toaster Oven

[@Toryalton]

Toaster oven slapssssss

[@marissacastillo8474]

LOL Turdy talking about needing to wear a wedding ring whilst not wearing her wedding ring 💀🤣

[@camrynwineinger5464]

I need the response to Kyle Cooke’s appearance on Jason Tartick’s pod

[@NoeticNotary-sx1ec]

Please make a List of Your Lists

[@katierose6703]

Okay Turdy’s voice has been popping offffff lately. Turn it up Turdy!!!

[@asiamayyy]

To the toaster that read her sisters journal…you are PSYCHOTIC. NEVER EVER READ someone’s diary. That is the biggest betrayal. Oh my god I cannot stress this enough. Please do some reflection as to why you were so insecure about how she was feeling that you went to those lengths.. you must know what she is saying is true. Honestly if you were my sister I would never trust you again and seriously consider not talking to you for a while.

[@tiffany117]

No and the AUDACITY to pull the victim card. 100% agree with you!

[@asiamayyy]

@@tiffany117 crazy!

[@danikamiller8022]

I think it's also a PR move for the TLC gig as his trial is coming up this summer. He's trying to paint himself as a family man; meanwhile, there's a family who doesn't have their mom due to getting killed. Sure, they might need money... but I think his agents/publicists/lawyers worked reaaaaal fast and hard to be in control of their own humanity.

[@jonnyboy1508]

“Deborah hasn’t changed Ava” oh girl you gotta finish the season…

[@sarahnortham8428]

Coming here to say that both of you but specifically Claudia should TOTALLY start voice acting for animation stuff!! When you were talking about A Baldwin doing it, it made me imagine you guys in like a family animation film like Sing as a funny character and yall would slay🥰

[@jaamielynn]

The Baldwin’s is 100% a PR move! They have to rehab Alec’s image so that the Rust incident isn’t the first thing people think of. They’ll push the “look how good a dad he is to all these kids” narrative.

[@LeahMichals]

100p !!!

[@Sara-mq6wq]

Some states allow credit cards to buy lottery tickets. Also, lotteries are drawn and broadcast live. There is no way to know there is a winning ticket before the numbers are drawn/announced.

[@jayleen_miller]

This episode was so good lol 5 stars ladies

[@kathleenmena]

Hacks, you need to watch the finale.

[@victoriacocchiaro4386]

what a YEAR for the grammy's

[@mallorymariee_]

No Claudia you always give me gooseys when you sing !!!

[@Chanelle8]

Shame about Tom Cruise not associating with his own children if they aren’t in Scientology… his generosity is great til you take a closer look at who he is 🤧

[@swyss811]

It’s giving….grooming

[@jabjab00]

In Horton Hears a Who they are all similar to the Grinch! He was supposed to live in that universe and accidentally landed in Whoville 😂

[@Iluvrrr]

I think Claudia would loveee Little Blue Truck

[@mrsjessicasmith]

Ohhhh that is one of my favorite series!

[@christinek9197]

Can we talk more about Sister Wives and the Duggars 😂 way better than VPR hot take

[@katiejwells]

“I had hopes that Charlie Puth would be a bigger artist” 😂

[@allisonschaub7613]

I think that if you watch the finale of Hacks you will see that Debra is just doing whatever it takes to get that late night gig even if it’s not being true to herself.

[@karagoss6491]

5 foot girly here and I also LOVE being short!!!! Who???? Me???? Adorable???? Omg 🥰🥰🥰

[@mrsjessicasmith]

4'11 and I feel the same!

[@karagoss6491]

Sistassss 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@KatieDanielle28]

Green Eggs and Ham is giving turdy and golf

[@caitlinzimbardi3566]

The season finale of Hacks was AMAZING

[@juliapaull8791]

I met Katy Perry at Nobu in Aspen and I told her congrats on winning a Grammy and she actually proceeded to tell me that she has never won a Grammy….

[@briannedemmler2189]

Def watch the last episode of Hacks! It’s worth it!

[@Toryalton]

I think it’s so funny they read ads off of paper when holding an iPad lofl why not just email it to urself and open it on the iPad turdy!? Maybe she’s going trad w/ paper 😂😂❤

[@rachelschleifer9247]

Turdy usually reads the ads off her iPad, I’m assuming she left her iPad back in New York…

[@laurendesimone9482]

That dear toasters about reading her sisters journal can’t be true… that’s so unhinged

[@gabrielahebert8453]

In regards to The Baldwins - yes, I think it's probably a Hilaria move to become more famous lol it's ridiculous...but I will be watching 😅

[@brittanyemmons3167]

If you like “Down by the Bay”, you should watch Wee Sing in Sillyville with the kids! The songs are incredible!!

[@LovelyLikeLaura]

chromatica ball was not pre covid it was two years ago lol

[@KelseyMatuszewski-kk6mu]

The Night at the Roxbury quote 🤌🏻😘

[@lizlevinee]

The way I said no to lottery ticket and pixie cut until you said you’d buy a wig and still slightly unsold

[@HaileyLane]

"the bakery" lmao

[@jasminewalbom8067]

Baldwin is definitely a PR move. He’s desperately trying to recover his image and show he’s this great family guy. Equally confused as to why it’s on TLC though

[@kgccollective]

turdy sounds the way I think I sound when I sing

[@isabelgoodall2519]

Do you guys have an oura ring discount code?

[@Br_ittany1119]

My husband needs a new ring, and i was going to get him an Oura ring because his fitbit also took a shit. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@sarahpeeler747]

This is a Top Tier episode of the highest elk

[@RO-jc6tb]

Patreon idea: Turdy and Jax read childrens books and add commentary

[@aurielle8]

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE LAST EPISODE!!! everything changes.

[@JessicaSmith-ud7zq]

The journal DT- I feel like this is something that may happen with my sister. I love her more than life, but if I feel something about her I cannot tell her to her face because she would snap and I hate fighting with her. This girls sisters entry makes me feel like she may be the same. She may not feel safe coming to her and sharing how she feels. The way she behaved, I kinda don’t blame her.

[@sarikatimmi]

most bank appa give you an atm code to use if you dont have your debit card on you

[@Alychapss]

So I have two theories on the Alex Baldwin TLC situation. First aren’t the Coppola sisters on that network? If so, then I think that TLC is wanting to become the next E! And they probably offered the Baldwin family something they couldn’t refuse because let’s be honest it does sound intriguing. I also feel like there’s some weird theory that might circulate around like Haley Baldwin and Justin Bieber getting involved now that she’s pregnant. What are our thoughts? Like the Baldwin family having their own show and we occasionally get a glimpse into Hailey and Justin’s life too

[@katherinehurley1668]

What’s wrong with the rubber golf wedding ring? Seems like a fair compromise during sports to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@kaitlinflynn7028]

At most places you can buy lottery tickets with your debit card in FL

[@meg1193]

I have the same take on Tom Cruise. Never got the hype. He’s a disgusting Scientologist. I’m good.

[@ivelys]

Jackie, you're in Boca, right? That's Palm Beach County and there are no regulations county wide for having chickens. I live here and know lots of people with chickens. Now your city does have a rule that you can have chickens if you have over an acre of land. The more you know. 😜

[@meg1193]

The adult interpretation of Green Eggs and Ham 🤌🏻🤣

[@charlotteschulz4448]

I’m so fascinated by your thoughts on your man’s wedding ring! I think a man wearing something on their ring finger is fine regardless of what it is! But, understand both sides. My husband really only wears his rubber ones

[@kamryndowns6076]

Many of the men in my family work in refineries therefore are not able to wear metal rings … so they wear rubber rings or also most of them don’t wear a ring at all for safety reasons at work which has led to wearing no ring ever. I guess because I’ve been raised seeing them not wear rings, yet be the most loyal men, my view on rings is just … not strong idk 🤷🏼‍♀️ I love a ring but also wouldn’t mind if my partner doesn’t wear one.

[@katherinehurley1668]

Yeah that was a weird take! Nothing wrong with the rubber ones for activities.

[@user-wi4wo1ow3e]

Bruno spent all his money taking Mags to the Maldives, just for the Maldives to effectively ban half the Jewish population!

[@sarahpeeler747]

Why hasn’t a DJ put Claudia’s outro to an EDM beat yet omg 😭

[@sportcourt512]

Hero by Foo Fighters too!

[@patriciaadler3546]

WAIT I'm the same county -- we can't have chickens???

[@MonicaKopensky]

I think its based on HOA/ community/ municipality because also a PBC swirly and my neighor def has chickens lol

[@Lindseyb123]

Jax love the fit!!!!💓🎀

[@sarikatimmi]

youtube the guy who raps dr seuss books

[@tiffany117]

Toaster who needed to assemble the gift - your sister needs a reality check. You're pregnant.

[@katherinemartin2049]

Turdy can singggg

[@ALC12385]

Bonnie McKee may be the real KP

[@kty728]

No one thinks it’s bizarre that Tom Cruise sends Dakota Fanning shoes? And got an 11 year old a cell phone?? It’s kind of creepy.

[@Rakim520]

Isn't dr. Seuss problematic and antisemitic?

[@haydenash7972]

He’s also dead so

[@stephaniepestak]

@@haydenash7972🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dwoww]

Katy Perry became famous for singing a song about queerbaiting, that song wouldn't fly today...

[@phoff783]

Dare I say the girl who read her sisters journal is proving to be all the things her sister is writing about! You are UNWELL. Please seek therapy and apologize.

[@lane6809]

the singing is unbearable

[@hannahfisher1073]

Love you both sm 🫶🏼 but Claudia I’ve can’t help but wonder if you are trying to pronounce “Pthalates” in a lot of your ads? If that’s the right material, The P is silent so it should just be thal (like “Gal”) - ates and a lot easier to say. Hope this helps 🤪