Cookie Clicker: The Secret Achievement

[@anthlagr.1816]

one must imagine Dragoon happy.

[@heinaung412]

One must imagine Dragoon selling away his life for virtual cookies 💔

[@gordonlai9047]

One must imagine dragoon happy with all those cookies

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[@strv81]

one must never imagine dragoon happy

[@sharknemesis5109]

Pin of Happiness

[@mjvafadar2526]

He turned 5 stages of grief to 12 stages of insanity.

[@jaidenkoch3487]

I think anyone would go to insanity at that point

[@X-boi3.0]

12*

[@-Asriel-]

Lol tru

[@thebreads4334]

12*

[@knowlesitalls7600]

Goals

[@X-boi3.0]

Save scumming isn’t cheating It’s checking alternate dimensions and universes for different outcomes

[@lookguysitsturtleyx]

Alternate universes

[@jamesbao1111]

careful, dont stop any canon events

[@JustBerib]

@@jamesbao1111 I'm making the mother of all bakeries here, Jack! Can't fret over every universe.

[@X-boi3.0]

@@lookguysitsturtleyx that’s what i said I just didn’t want to repeat myself

[@DrCoomer_1]

"Quantum Mechanics mf"

[@The-Omega-Artist]

I GENUINELY had no idea cookie clicker was this complex. Everything past the first thirty seconds was absolutely bizarre and like a fever dream, like I’m being gaslit into downloading cookie clicker. It’s working btw

[@VapourWav3]

I downloaded it after his vid. I'm already hooked

[@AserExists]

He should get paid for this

[@RyanAarden]

​@@VapourWav3 how to Download it

[@VapourWav3]

@@RyanAarden it's on Steam

[@xav.cow14]

​​@@RyanAardenI just play it on browser. You could get it on Steam for like five bucks but I would only get that if you want to support the Creator there's like basically no differences

[@ChazDragoon]

i actually screamed "YESSSS!!" when you finally [did the thing of great difficulty] . I got invested...well done.

[@decoherence30]

idk but this reminded me of playing [hyperlink blocked]

[@lehonouredone]

I loved when he said ''Now I am become Dragoon, the clicker of cookies.'' GOOSEBUMPS.

[@mohammedelhassan1812]

He doesn’t know bout the destroyer of world

[@TobyPlayz14]

1k likes and 1 reply?lemme change that

[@hota4653]

1.2k likes and 2 reply?lemme change that

[@angel_of_rust]

eww millenial writing

[@CameronZeece]

Npc

[@The.T_]

Part 1 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has more money or something.

[@lebanana151]

W

[@Dragoon45]

I'll spend it on plane tickets to vatican city to steal the popes hat

[@The.T_]

Yes. Please do@@Dragoon45

[@Hatadel]

​@@Dragoon45can you steal one of the statues while your at it

[@matheusstar_6373]

@@Dragoon45 swap it out with a party hat Indiana Jones style

[@10dandaman]

I loved it when Dragoon found the secret achievement in Cookie Clicker. A certified Dragoon classic

[@horriblememes]

Can't be more relatable

[@conjac4444]

Im gonna touch you

[@Thegreatcrab]

Fr

[@festals]

🤖🤖🤖

[@10dandaman]

@@festals beep boop you're onto me

[@beebumbles8970]

Loved the pure descent into madness over the course of this video. Felt like watching the tapes of a man who had gotten lost in the woods. Subscribed

[@bubonicweasel]

The pure joy in this one moment was absolutely insane 15:59.

[@hingsunhome]

Imagine doing chores or cooking something and suddenly you hear your neighbor scream "JUICY!"

[@Rajdeep_]

Bro casually raps better than most people 💀💀 This man deserves more

[@trollhimforever]

What rapper name should we make for dragoon

[@gamingrhydon3067]

@@trollhimforeverBig-D

[@mhmmmhmm3554]

can u give the timestamp for dragoon rapping?

[@bigbeachballs3074]

6:17

[@IDESTROYER236]

Bad-D @@trollhimforever

[@cristianalbert6389]

This guys is so dedicated and insane that I think he should be classed as an SCP.

[@alexandraadamus3131]

He would definitely be an Apollyon if he was

[@thewallsarespeakingtome]

Beyond Apollyon, actually.

[@cristianalbert6389]

@@thewallsarespeakingtome He is a 4 dimensional god and SCP.

[@bruhgod123]

dragoon and final phase grandma would be classified as apollyon

[@visualsamurai7718]

Dragoon is a extremely highclass reality bender, he keeps himself contained but he's insane scp-173 leaves him alone and sco096 doesn't react to him, because he's looking through him for a juicy queen beet, it's the same for scp-682 he doesn't hate him like he doesn't hate scp-053, because he's so insane he will rip him apart for an item from a video game

[@connordarvall8482]

It's happened, Dragoon is finally in late game Cookie Clicker. May the great baker in the sky have mercy on his sanity.

[@yes3206]

he’s still in late mid game, hes almost escaped late game

[@yes3206]

IGNORE THE COMMENT ABOVE ME I DIDNT KNOW WHAT LATEGAME OR MIDGAME WAS

[@Dummy226]

This guy needs to blow up his content is insanely good like holy hell, and its not like there is plenty of others like him, he is the only one ive seen with this style of humor, he has no competition. How has he not blown up yet?

[@thatoneguy2945]

6:18 is the rap if ur wondering

[@JakobiCrossin]

WONDERFUL

[@Toleedoe]

As someone who has never played cookie clicker every second of this video is more insane than the last 10/10

[@robinchesterfield42]

As someone who HAS played Cookie Clicker every now and then, off and on, since it came out in 2013... ...it's all real. All of it. Every insane escalation in scale, every thing about monsters, everything that is "FINE"--all of it. The game really is that crazy. :P

[@henbotb1178]

As a person with 2000 hours in leaf blower revolution, you should definitely play it in full

[@266art]

Yeah I quit a while ago cus I hated 5he challenges and moved on to other games but it's still a great game

[@LeroxYT]

I quit after 40 hours it just didnt go forward, i was one of the first thousands to get that game back then... i just couldnt move further nothing changed every reset brought me ca 0.1% forward i didnt wanted to waste my time for that

[@Ello____________________W]

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[@RetsamX]

​@@LeroxYTit's not that difficult. I've 100% it after like 80 hours.

[@LeroxYT]

@@RetsamX only 80??? How??

[@JustAnAveragePersonButBetter]

Surely the world's hardest game next. it'll be entertaining I can guarantee that much.

[@BenDover-bp2bs]

I love that game

[@anotherominous]

6:29 You just casually continued?

[@KeruneCcravee]

I don't know why, but the end of the video caught me off guard and I ended up laughing, this video deserves a like, for both your sacrifice and making me laugh for a bit, even the leaf blowing side game lore was funny

[@li9220]

When you finally finish all the achievements you should put all the cookie clicker videos in one to make a mega juicer of a video. I will definitely watch that again. I already rewatched them twice so what does it matter if I watch it for a fourth time. Btw great video and pls don’t go insane from all the cookie madness ❤

[@miwiki6]

no matter how popular you get, i will always consider you to be underrated because this is content is just too good

[@zayd162]

tip if you hold shift you can keep planting the same plant instead of GOING BACK TO PRESS THE DAMN SEED EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@eua4808]

Thats not FUN

[@willparry530]

oh I didn't realize that

[@musicfan1558]

14:30... the most fitting moment for discovering the "shriekbulb"

[@MaycolaBR]

After watching this video, I was inspired to finally start my garden, knowing it might take a long time. But in less than a week, I managed to get a Juicy Queenbeet, even before the Duketater. I don't know how I got so lucky, but now I've sacrificed my garden and I'm redoing it, and I even managed to get the Golden Clover ahead of the usual schedule. I don't know what the odds are for the luck I've had, but I imagine it shouldn't have been so easy and fast. (My only bad luck is getting the Shiny Wrinkler and the 1-in-a-million achievement; I have 480 hours and popped over 11000 wrinklers, but I haven't gotten them yet.)

[@jocablunar3505]

It’s scary how deep the cookie clicker story line is

[@TotalConScience]

The worse is yet to come. Some of the achievements I've refreshed multiple gardens in pursuit of. Hang in there. It's about to get much more difficult

[@pattisyiyenler429]

6:17 actually slaps astronomically

[@masadowo]

fr

[@taniaewing8513]

Ikr

[@T0PaSsIuM27]

Did you see the bank video? That last song was so fire

[@pattisyiyenler429]

@@T0PaSsIuM27 Can you reply to this message with the name or a link to that vid i cant seem to be able to find it

[@justanothercomment]

Cant believe I'm just finding this guy now, hes bloody hilarious!!! New favorite channel wahoo!! :D

[@Remedowl9080_]

I love all of the work and Lore that he brings to the table with each vid🙃

[@pixart_king]

I've actually seen that speedrunners set the time to Christmas to get the reindeer spawns in a no click speedrun.

[@glowy3068]

Holy shit its nice to see that the Juicy Queenbeet really is just rare af. It took me about 2-3 months to get one if I remember correctly.

[@Hardcore123_]

damn that's unlucky, I got it on my third attempt, only took me a couple days. (no savescumming). it took me longer to get the bakeberry.

[@BOTB_RBLX]

Juicy queenbeat is cookie clicker's equivalent of the striped marlin in abyssrium, they're *technically* easy to get but it's super unlikely and it only has a chance of happening every once in a while.

[@Ra1ndr0p]

5:27 found the article. This is real, not edited. It quite literally says that.

[@BELIEVETHEHEAVENLYFATHER]

10:04 me when I realize that he got the juicy queen bee at this point, but lost it

[@darkAwesome100]

laughed harder at the last line than I did the entire rest of the video

[@The.T_]

Pretty bad Video. I like it. Please do more🙃

[@Doggywoof1]

I can't wait for Dragoon to spend the same amount of time on the stock market achievements, this time actively playing

[@СкелетПривет-я2ж]

wdym its much faster especially with the new dragon buff

[@TNT-dn9es]

@@СкелетПривет-я2жstill takes a while, cause you have to buy low sell high a bunch of times

[@Quiltfish]

To paraphrase Heather of LoadingReadyRun, I'm not a savescummer, I'm a retconnoisseur.

[@destiny8794]

I love how chaotic and entertaining this is XD

[@frostmeteor]

I got the Juicy Queen Beet on my first attempt when working towards my first garden sacrifice. Now I am working towards another and I am sitting here on my 34th attempt wondering where it all went wrong.

[@deez4251]

seedless to nay (the achievement in the thumbnail) is not even the most annoying achievement there are seven househoes, endless cycle, gaseous assets, and there is also "a liitle bit extra" witch is a step below the others but still a pain in the ass

[@br3ad_96]

It's always a good day when Dragoon uploads

[@notbob4542]

Until Dragoon uploads*

[@Hoovystik46]

my mum is skinnier then yours 🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗

[@br3ad_96]

@@Hoovystik46 ok wut

[@Hoovystik46]

@@br3ad_96

[@br3ad_96]

@@Hoovystik46 bro who are you

[@monstamack]

99% of -gamblers- clickers quit before they win big _😲_

[@Auraknight6969]

6:18 the best rap on my life bro is actually FIRE🔥🔥🔥

[@channelbaikv2314]

You right

[@MegaChickenfish]

"I'll let you hear my live reaction" "NOOOOOOOO!" this is cinema.

[@oceanmixer]

This an incredibly entertaining video, and a great reminder that while I love Cookie Clicker, getting 100% of the achievements would take an insane amount of effort. I'm fine where I'm at with my 80-ish%..

[@Kaori_kiko]

Fun fact: the most unknown achievement is the "just plain lucky" its not achieved by challenges but you being in the game sets it off (Its one in a million btw :)

[@ericaston8982]

That’s not a normal achievement!?!?!?

[@Random_19]

It's 1 in a million? I thought I was lucky to get it on my 2nd day, but wow!

[@alexbauer502]

This video is ADHD incarnate and I'm here for it. You got a new subscriber!

[@kskitten8047]

This has nothing to do with the content of the video, but while I was watching it I was eating spicy spaghetti, when I sneezed and spicy went up my nose. Not a comfortable experience, but the madness that came from the queenbeets made me feel better

[@RIPTechnoBladeo7]

song at 15:30 is a duel of the fates remix, could i have the link to which one it is? Thanks

[@Moss_Dude]

Oh god he's relapsing, somebody call help before the universe is back on his shoulders Well now it's too late, this one was genuinely worse and more pitiful than all of the suffering of every previous cookie clicker video. He was actually serious about that being the hardest achievement.

[@VoiceChattin]

5:50 you said the video has 14 minutes left. Yet it only had 12. I shall not rest until you release the content you cut out. #releasetheseedcut

[@CR1MSONACE]

There's a new update to cookie clicker, with a building that's a clone of yourself. It also brought the other 3 to mobile, along with seasons and a couple ascended things.

[@JoeyToon-k5v]

"I kept on going, my garden is growing, you'll know when im flowing, my clothing exploding, my rap is mind blowing, my zenith approaching, they try to kill me, but my death is postponing" is the hardest, most fire, rap lyrics known to man🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@RTOmega]

10:50 Dragoon casualy going insane. Then stops for a few seconds and continiues going insane.

[@BaylorRobinson]

15:09 Actually Mr. Dragoon, that is only 72 failures. I guess the only real fail is your counting abilities (which would bring to 73)

[@nahsirkjr6534]

sisyphus

[@chromictm]

You should play The Prestige Tree. It's a really fun prestige-based game where your goal is to get as many points as possible. To do this, you unlock different rows with new content. Each new row will reset the previous ones, until you reach milestones or get achievements, allowing you to keep some of your progress or automate the grinds

[@Ejeby]

2:50 the food pyramid should look like this 😂 4:45 the weed represents chaos - I couldn’t say no. “Death to perfection!”

[@Т1000-м1и]

14:35 I smiled btw cookie clicker was supposed to have a dungeon adventure generator at one point, somehow my first thought for the idea of doing various crazy half-side-quests

[@the_dexman]

Dearest dragoon. I am overjoyed to see you have joined the leaf blower legion. I have 740 hours in this game. You will never escape.

[@cactidoctor]

pretty good vid, keep it up on the long road to 100%!

[@xixux9087]

no matter the content of a cookie clicker/idle game video Dragoon will always go insane no matter what

[@mohanroykodavati]

6:10 Nice rap

[@arnas6831]

i thought cookie clicker was a boring old clicking game, why is there so much depth in this game

[@colemanritter6240]

Does anyone know what organ music that is at 9:12

[@kuuluna]

I thought I was insane but this guy took it to a whole new level of insanity.

[@Lekereki]

9:33 is not the wrong setup, the jq in the middle serve a fouble purpose. It is, infact, the superior setup since dukataters and shriekbulbs can mutate outside of the ring

[@Dragoon45]

but if the middle queenbeet matures too quickly, it ruins all 4 rings. its more reliable to have 4 seperate rings. duketakers and shriekbulbs on the outside dont matter at all. youll get them in time anyway

[@Iights]

@@Dragoon45nice👍

[@PancakeForg]

I feel like dragoon owns cookie clicker and he uses a supercomputer to edit these videos to psychologically influence everyone who watches to play cookie clicker.

[@jujuplays601]

6:17 how did you make this masterpiece

[@lordgrub12345]

Dragoon really started spitting bars outta nowhere and thought we wouldn't notice.

[@corruptedskid4148]

5:09 the lore goes so deep

[@marsmaza408]

5:35 - “I was listening to Bach all the time”…. seconds later proceeds to play Dvorak’s 9th symphony 4th movement. :(

[@drawingdragon]

I am here at 4 a.m., having literally never once watched this channel, nor a single video of anyone playing Cookie Clicker, and I am reeling in shock every second of gardening minigame online strategies, grandma demons, evil santa, dragon who just graduated uni, casually clicking cookies in all timelines and all dimensions and all realities at once, and most of all leaf blowing cosmic horror lore, the highlight of which is certainly BORB When I wake up in the morning I will probably assume I'd fever dreamed this entire video

[@cavical]

i hope you know 9:32 that setup can be used and its pretty much easier since plant maturity will be less random. its not even hard to do without save scumming just use THAT setup and leave your computer on with wood chips ive got over 8 juicy queenbeets in the span of 2 weeks (no save scumming)

[@Thegoodmonkee310]

Queenbeatt,JUICYYYYUDHWHHEN! 15:53

[@helenbooth5109]

JOOSEEEEE

[@Dot878]

17:39 insanity

[@linkibear8644]

Dragoon definetely didn't cheat, it is HARD to hide something like that so good.

[@dundun26]

i dont phink that u are being honest

[@ascemax]

Have you noticed the voice change in the middle of the video? That’s his grand grand grand grandson trying to get juicy queenbeet

[@vaeno_911]

6:16 When the game is on fire and so is the rap🔥

[@fieds-]

Can we appreciate how many effort dragoon puts into killing gods?

[@thelight2048]

One must imagine Sisyphus as a gardener.

[@pleasestandby6835]

What was the song that the farmer played? 5:19

[@Twix60-1.0]

Forest lake guitar jam

[@Gacha_Got_Arsorned]

I’ve been playing cookie clicker for about 20 days now, I’m not the best at it but I currently only have 5 garden seeds unlocked… on my first play through I only got 2 after about 2 months of playing

[@Gunnphil13]

8:56 it was at this moment he knew: he f**ked up.

[@lucagorlo4756]

1:24 what’s the title song in the background?

[@ShatteredCrimson]

Thats what im asking 😭😭😭😭

[@CrimsonRed132]

I found it.. its epic drama by yunuet

[@Ericsilva012]

celeste music

[@kukackaml.3452]

I'm just going through madness of speed baking, and also through trying to grow every mutation of plants so I feel that pain

[@Destical]

why do you drop the hardest song in all of history every video you make

[@henryvs]

I saw this and your other cookie clicker and you have earned a subscriber!! Great video!!!

[@splodgems4752]

i would like to say, i am currently studying violin at conservatoire and I was not expecting such a banging playlist of music in the background

[@TwistedChaos4428]

Good news is, it will be 5% faster AND cheaper this time! Also you can get the garden upgrades easier.

[@ranbowshep]

And easier because it mutates 5% more

[@youaremysunshine827]

11:10 Dragoon has now gone completely insane.

[@Alyssaplaysstuff]

Borb

[@sait_rainworld]

borb

[@tomasblazek6687]

Does anyone know what song plays on 3:04? The one with the chorus?

[@Dragoon45]

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[@tomasblazek6687]

@@Dragoon45 thank you

[@davidetl8241]

That was one of the funniest videos I've seen in awhile 😂 thanks

[@JustAsh12]

fun fact: i started cookie clicker after your video and have now been playing for about 4 months, and true neverclick was one of my first achievements!

[@IanCanFootballEditz]

6:19 the rap was fire🔥🔥

[@jacobabraham481]

10:20 nice game choice

[@İcestationguard]

YOUPLYAŞNG TO? Like me

[@danieldratwa2159]

13:10 iv just ingraved those cheet codes into my head thx :)

[@darkdefender8934]

Bro at the part when started talking about the seed, I thought it was fun thing to try. UNTIL HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE QUEEN ROOT BEET THEN FEAR SHOT IN MY EYES⚡

[@anakinskywalker114]

6:18 Eminem been real quiet ever since this drooped