COOKING FLARP EXPERIMENT

[@Dark2W]

Package: Don't heat, do whatever else but don't fucking heat it up. Cowchop: Well the only logical thing is to cook it every way we can.

[@cobraglatiator]

aaand,then inhale it,aaaand eat it. : P cowchop ladies and gents. destroying their bodies for our entertainment.

[@Edognightcrest]

cobraglatiator They've probably lost a good 10 days of their life with all the shit they've done.

[@ziptellmotey]

+Erin Spruill i'd say more like 10 years

[@Hydereal]

i bet itll be 30 years in the next month

[@homelesstrevor8368]

Dark2W Yeah. How do you think I went homeless? After so many years of being sprayed with pepper spray, nut shot, forced to do exercise, etc I became a cripple. We lost all our normal jobs and vlog all day for money. I live on a park bench near a Highschool, and the passerbys throw rocks at me. *Why are we still here...Just to suffer...I can no longer feel my arms, or my legs...*

[@sabrinaingersoll1070]

"I think someone might have a little bit of a Flarp fettish" yeah like you're one to talk James

[@aquamarine23456]

Sabrina Ingersoll takes one to know one.

[@rudyroman5192]

Whangam lol are you in middle school?

[@thesilentlime]

Me: So are they going to get like gas masks or something? *James shows up wearing an american flag cowboy hat*

[@AbysswalkerD]

I like your name.

[@autoporridge]

Aleks, the man who set fires in buildings, says that microwaving putty is a 'bad idea'.

[@cookiemonster1787]

Then you know it’s a bad idea If you person like Alex’s who sets things on fire and burns a couch to the ground. Then it’s probably a terrible idea.

[@poppyplayz721]

This has probably shortened there life expectancy by 20 years

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

Poppy Playz At this point their life expectancy should be down in the negatives. Every day they don't drop dead is a miracle

[@makotoniijimabestgirl2207]

11:30 The young black child looks to his white foster mother for approval of the deed he wishes to commit. Alas, she is unyielding in prevention of his much sought after suicide. Next time, Jakob, next time...

[@kc5833]

James calling himself a God and then playing with flarpy is the content we all wanted and needed

[@saitamasenpai230]

"That's definetly a bad idea" says the guy that almost burn the place.

[@Pokeydepanda]

Covv Chop budget: 90% Flarp 10% Everything else

[@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE]

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Flarp $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[@goodaccountname2018]

TheManlyManMan drop rent live in the flarp

[@ChaosBW]

TheManlyManMan stop eating avocados

[@this-name-is-fake]

You guys should've frozen the giant brick of flarp and slid around on the floor with it.

[@homelesstrevor8368]

Matt Linderman Wait until someone uses Flarp as a terror weapon; Melt a huge thing of it for the poison gas and drop the leftover frozen blocks off a building onto passerbys.

[@Elite_Hunter]

The bit with the microwave was perfect lmao.

[@Nyanboii]

James spends so much money and I love it

[@tyhydro]

Birb He's got hella fat stacks

[@alcxy8563]

mother lindsay: "no"

[@Blubableful]

FedoraJames Jacob and Trevor, disappointed: No?

[@zuxirr5230]

So this is what James spends his fat stacks on

[@Madddross]

1:23 flarp ASMR?

[@Madddross]

Family man Aleks oof x10

[@Madddross]

extreme Lube ofc bb

[@iant6943]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6eweHyLnZisia8

[@diegobrando5868]

Why

[@Madddross]

oh my fucking god it exists WTF LOL.

[@lickmysnickers3730]

rip cowchop crew, better check for cancer or one of the crewmates might die from the cancercreating poisoninduced flarpy gas.

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

LickMySnickers I'm pretty sure all members of Cowchop already have their own form of cancer. It just hasn't developed yet. Any of them go to the doctor and ask for their results, the doctor will just say: "Jesus fuck there is so much wrong with you, where to even start. How the fuck are you even alive?!!"

[@cobraglatiator]

they have so much cancer it's fighting the cancer.

[@8159173]

Still safer than LA smog.

[@ichmood12]

cobraglatiator its a rebelion.

[@chocolatemoose7761]

Pretty damn good week of content. Alekses, boot camp, spy game, weird side scroller, and this. Much appreciated the effort put into this week, it was great. Thanks guys!

[@HerbalAssailant]

I have *twenty* freaking cans of that stupid Flarp Putty sitting on my shelf in my room.... You would think fusing them all together would be fun but to tell the truth, it SUCKS. It gets super heavy and I almost pulled a muscle in my arm trying to play with it and keep it from falling on the ground.

[@Werewolf914]

Do you even lift bro?

[@anthonycarrillo4066]

Faith Pussy.

[@HerbalAssailant]

I guess I should incorporate Flarp into my workout plan...

[@frio8]

weak ass

[@gremblo3513]

Not gonna lie, id probably fuck it

[@MANA98]

Aleks has that skateboard for so long and he still doesn't know how to skate 🤦

[@ka9eb451]

MANA I see you in almost every cow chop comment section

[@bertaboosted8839]

Nordichipster who me?

[@alexxbru]

He can kick flip all over his Channel it's dead anyways because of us !

[@frost2566]

Ten years down the line, they'll be saying they have lung cancer or some shit.

[@Telic]

9:38 face in the orange flarp on the left lol

[@ofofob]

Thank you, cow chop. My life might be a little bit weird and sad right now bc of hurricane harvey repairs but at least i know i can rely on you guys to make me feel normal again. Keep up the good work.

[@ghostisblack]

Is anyone else genuinely concerned for our boys? All the freaking fumes and crap theyve sat through just on this channel alone is scary:/

[@Nigjutsu]

"I gotta google this" *opens yahoo*

[@demirnp]

its yahoo answers thats searched on google

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Can't blame her, it's the inner mom of her motherly instincts taking control. Mommy GF there about to ask for the manager over Trevor.

[@ImnotHarryStyles]

Anyone else get real bad anxiety when Jakob started chEWING IT LIKE GUM?!?

[@0tridd]

how it feels to chew five gum

[@fatsquach]

can't find a single comment from 5 years ago talking about it, so 5 years later I'll mention it, that halfcourt shot from Joe with that flarp ball into the pot was actually hype as hell.

[@taplast2503]

There are literally so many cool things you guys could of done with it and you decided to play Cooking Mama ...Nice.

[@impostorjakob3341]

Don't kink shame me for my flarp fetish.

[@CodenameHaswelly]

how to ruin all your kitchen appliances in the span of 13 minutes

[@ayyitskai9437]

4:17 I like how Trevor just innocently taps the microwave lmao

[@Mackerman]

Will it blend? THAT is the question

[@themassive4194]

"A billionaire buys toys for it's disabled chilldren"

[@JSD_ONE1]

joe confirmed 3 point shooter in the nba

[@Dalpima]

Veritable Reggie Miller

[@JamesTheEngie]

'Should we bake it-' 'No.' That was the most decisive 'no' I've heard in a while.

[@lifesearch205]

Cooking on this channel has gotten more and more poisonous lately, hasn't it?

[@sweettooth7332]

lifesearch205 Would be crazy if they played a game were the loser has to apply some sort of irritant poison that causes major itching or stinging. Hopefully it wouldn't actually cause rashes, and blisters. They've already done pepper spray so I imagine that it isn't really out of the question.

[@Sickness717]

11:27 That second "NO!" sounded so motherly. Like a mother scolding her child.

[@maxmyers69]

very flarpy

[@cheekybum1513]

You guys do not understand how long I've been searching for this channel. But now that I've found it, its glorious.

[@slumpy1206]

how to die 101.

[@an_otherwanderer]

"It's a bad idea, man." Yes, you've heard that from the man who almost burnt down the building.

[@lemon7312]

James looks like a god regardless if he's in the light or not 😉

[@topherlind3228]

James is back at it with his crazy experiments, ive never been happier.

[@DiabolicNick]

*Next On Cowchop: Cooking Meth With James And Aleks*

[@aliienrealm]

As soon as James said that the Flarp could have toxic fumes, I instantly thought about how this was going to be the "Air" incident. Just like the whole fire and water mishaps before lol

[@rjpj29]

9:07 stop flarp abuse

[@micalishis]

"Do not heat, will create toxic gas". Cut to literally everyone standing over a pot of boiling Flarp saying "that smells".

[@johngilfillan1436]

Just coming here to relive memories 😞

[@DeadpoolNJ]

Jacob will outlive them all. He eats poison and doesn't even flinch

[@forsakenplac]

WHAT IN THE FLARPNATION'

[@XHawkeyeX13]

alternate titles: "How to waste everyone's time with child toys" "How to flarp all our cooking appliances with child toys" "What the flarp is this?"

[@spermbankbaby9827]

Is it safe to microwave this? Lost episode

[@bonbonbam6188]

Pupper Eat Pupper World *Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?

[@spermbankbaby9827]

bonbonbam thanks papa

[@cryptid_syd]

Pupper Eat Pupper World man i forgot about that show

[@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE]

Will It Blend?

[@100tonybananas]

No one likes roasted nuts.

[@Cyrocel]

4:50 "I gotta google this" Proceeds to use yahoo

[@doctormahrio5226]

Linsey lost all her fame after this moment

[@flux_time]

One of yall get on the H3H3 podcast.

[@CutestPookie]

Brett would be good :p

[@alexxbru]

extreme Lube nope but I think Burnie is a good first example , then maybe the rest of the family can join ?

[@alexxbru]

hey Brett should join Burnie and or geoff or Gus and 100% sugar pine would kill it on his podcast they are fucking hilarious with the banter and shit they talk.

[@jlzer0YT]

Flux_Time James and alex would be best

[@Fallout3ispwn]

Oh my god yes.

[@mateolitc8898]

I could be working on getting my degree, but here I am, watching adults fill their lungs with toxic slime. And it's hilarious.

[@Octavius118]

James sounds like Kermit the Frog here

[@j0rdeh]

Takes me back to the 'Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?' days

[@walruslord2156]

8:14 "African child manages to collect food"

[@Oblivion0]

yes

[@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE]

no

[@zonnytiger106]

Yep

[@harrywang3098]

I'm not expecting these guys to make another video any time soon

[@MANA98]

I want Brett to yell @ me

[@Doctor_Dank]

I want Brett to spank me and call me mama

[@cloverring]

MANA same

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

I want Brett to bust my back-door!

[@vanessa-ny4od]

i want brett to read this comment thread

[@Bloodiscoca]

Yo i'm french and jacobs "c'est la vie" at 12:24 was actually hella on point pronouciation wise

[@alexxbru]

Jacob is the man we didn't need deserve but needed ❤️

[@GranTruismo4head]

I love when James screams at Trevor GET OUTTA THERE!!!! When Brett was fucking around with it

[@Crazydave101]

James is god

[@hantront]

New Aron is really starting to melt into the crew. Good job dude.

[@shockedaleks9645]

Flarp is now the new fidget spinner!

[@Yaksoup98]

Oofs otism overload

[@Riahmoemoe98]

I enjoyed aleks saying "stop, Don't do it" in the most sarcastic way ever 😂 and continued to press the buttons on the microwave 😂

[@7Quarters]

Joe Curry with the shot boi

[@trulyinfamous]

This reminds me of a certain little experiment that James's never revisited with better supplies like he said. You know the one I'm talking about.

[@TheVortexComedy]

I wonder what Brett thinks off all of this ahahahah

[@MischievousWisp]

"it's a bad idea" says the guy who smiled as the small fire he started evolved into a raging inferno, destroying the couch...

[@calebo6868]

James be my dad

[@OGPardon]

3:16 the way aleks says dont do that with a skate board in his hand

[@iKobe1211]

wtf jacob

[@tal3783]

iKobe12 yea jacob wtf

[@homelesstrevor8368]

A free meal is a free meal, my dude.

[@ItzRetz]

Honestly, I enjoy these IRL videos much more than your gaming videos. I'd personally like it much more if you did more skits and IRL stuff like this.

[@Zomrixx]

Cow chop gives us autists a home :)

[@JanInGameWTF]

jacob is just done with his life. i love him.

[@GamerBoyDevin]

At least half of them are going to die of lung cancer or some other cancer brought on by breathing toxic fumes

[@DarksydeRussian]

Puts flarp into Microwave "We should probably move it" Hmmm... sounds like Brett struck some Daddy fear into these boys.

[@slickinvalid4758]

cancer is waiting to happen

[@MolinaKojima]

Just watched a 3 minute ad before the vid because I love your channel 😁

[@mrbobbymcfluff8131]

-𝐉𝐎𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓-

[@lolidk832]

MrBobby McFluff intense

[@GranTruismo4head]

James screaming GET OUT OF THERE was just too much hilarity

[@theonlyotherclone]

Majin_Buu.exe

[@bryonydddddddv]

This is the old James, the good James, the James I've missed.

[@notsocasual4089]

-3 years off their lifespan.

[@couchpotato2128]

Whaat the actual fuck. The whole office gathers around a boiling smoking pot and proceeds to put a poisonous substance in it and breathes in the fumes lmao

[@slaviskosquat3757]

"Stunt person" Trevor almost got the feminists triggered.

[@kyotohigh4280]

Interviewer: "so tell me some experience you had learned in your last job" Former cow chop employee: ahhhh?

[@770megaman]

Succc

[@chickennugget2611]

Trevor yelling "Hello?" at the end is so funny for some reason😂

[@xxmienotaurusxx]

Flarp container: Causes actual cancer. CowChop: Lets burn it, smell it, and eat it.

[@alexxbru]

CowChop staring on Netflix as the new flarp dealers - The flarp cartel.

[@thebigmatt13]

CowChop rebooting the classic KZbin series "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"

[@reddemon2377]

the two CEO's of cowchop are saying not to do something and yet they still do it, i love when james and aleks combine in videos.....jaleks...am i right?

[@Briesuke]

You know it's gonna be bad when Aleks suggests an idea and immediately says "it's a bad idea"

[@BigMoneyy_]

The Cow Chop Family is just a bunch of kids fucking around and Lindsay is the mom who sometimes tells them they've gone too far.

[@dangerouslyweird74]

I don't understand how these guys don't have a few million subs on this channel alone.

[@obstinacy1621]

I feel like Trevor could tell Jakob to do anything, and he would never question it

[@thenood9660]

2 weeks later... Aleks, Brett and Asher returned to the office to find everyone else's dead bodies on the floor.

[@jessemonarrez3448]

2:32 Aleks looks so proud of that statement