cooking pizza but 6000 viewers tell me what to do

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[@sprint_zzz]

“I am a professional chef” *proceeds to fail at being a chef*

[@hallway_revenant7919]

He didn't even know what A CUP was I am SCARED

[@Kxyla_45]

@@hallway_revenant7919 i mean hes mexican and i dont think they use cups and stuff there-

[@Kxyla_45]

exactly like man thats not 3 1/2 cups of flour man thats like 2 cups-

[@hallway_revenant7919]

@@Kxyla_45 that would make sense since america is strange, but then why does he have that type of measuring spoon?

[@ally4412]

"i am a professional chef" **DOESNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CUP AND TABLESPOON**

[@Agent_]

Quackity: "Am I tall?" *Zooms in on "4"11 king"*

[@jujuj8343]

Plantamakerz ya for a 4th grader

[@partyanimal9382]

Being 4'11 is not fun.

[@justnatsuki8319]

HE'S NATSUKI HEIGHT

[@evasmojang]

@Plantamakerz for a young person

[@eve9767]

Aw man I wish I was that my height

[@meihalo]

I love how Quackity is constantly is worried about his mom beating the living hell out of him.

[@liriettrod3282]

Cause he is Latino we all lives in constant fear of our mom, is a cultural thing lmao 🤣

[@ioanaaa624]

the chancla speaks itself I'd say

[@joe.mama.0]

Im more worried how he didnt put the flour on the pizza first then put it on the thing

[@RubberDuck_]

XD

[@Isa-nl7eq]

Brother you NEVER wanna face the wrath of a mexican mom, trust me i would know

[@marcy8698]

I love how he ignores the “4’11” in chat RIGHT ABOVE the “TALL”

[@Akiexis]

yep

[@izzy853]

LMFAO FRR

[@RubberDuck_]

JSSJSJSJSSJSJSSJSJSS

[@Isa-nl7eq]

Bros the height of a fridge either that damn fridge is really small he's too tall for the kitchen or he's genuinely tall

[@HernyMathers]

@@Isa-nl7eq*quackity definitely isn’t tall*

[@FingeringThings]

*"Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin"* - Quackity

[@Tageslicht]

I see you everywhere, and I do not like those odds.

[@theTOPSTARrap]

Giorno but he's trying to stay hidden same

[@aikun9098]

2020 and still make virgin joke what a cringe joke

[@begone5909]

@@aikun9098 i actually found the joke funny

[@urmom887]

Ai kun you’re a cringe joke lmao

[@bellasvenn4250]

“My mom is going to kill me” -Quackity every five seconds

[@ley8443]

proves everyone thinking he's actually a 14 year old bald man

[@eeeee7841]

fancy feast ngl i actually first thought he was like 15 yrs old 👁👄👁

[@shiannafoxx]

@@nobody-hy3vy I think he's 19

[@soup9912]

@@nobody-hy3vy he's 19 gonna be turning 20 in 7 months

[@todotodolikesyou9518]

@@soup9912 I thought he turned 19 this year?

[@TropicalCancer]

quakity: "im a professional chef" ranboo: "am i a joke to you?"

[@Nobody-gg9jc]

Don't forget technoblade his baking is like magic

[@fooluluu]

dont forget bbh’s chicken noodle soup maiking

[@imalittleduck]

@Non-binaryPansexaulloser yes lol

[@charbizzare381]

Don't forget sapnaps steaks

[@RubberDuck_]

?

[@mlgboi9191]

Quackity: The pizza is burnt Also Quackity: That was undercooked

[@alaiacassim9507]

i was looking for this

[@RubberDuck_]

frrrr

[@paincat7096]

Quackity: "Oh my god you are so nice to me" The chat: "CHEF SIMP"

[@testedguy]

Plot twist the chat are the *Simps*

[@AE-qd9px]

Tested yes, yes we are :)

[@banner2677]

4,11

[@Rithemofthenight]

Chat:911

[@shaqmacarambon3523]

Quackity:I'm a Pro Chef Me: *flashbacks to FilthyFrank*

[@gracep2175]

Alternative title: mums gonna get mad

[@Name-tn1zg]

@@baharm8892 yeah idk some ppl say he lives in Mexico some ppl say in California I’m confused

[@Name-tn1zg]

@Leilaa oh but he still makes videos in that cave house....so idk

[@renee5443]

@@Name-tn1zg he lives in Mexico

[@onyx477]

he lives in both Mexico and LA, Mexico for whenever, LA for his law studies

[@cook.famsikyile]

@@Name-tn1zg He lives in Mexico.

[@axtumnyxalex9340]

"I'm a professional chef" *Proceeds to ignore donations telling him the yeast won't rise, also wearing a gamer headset, trying to put a cup or sugar in PIZZA, AND on top of all that, not washing his hands at the beginning-* And then you realize he's studying to be a lawyer *Ah shit, here we go again.*

[@RubberDuck_]

fr

[@s0ftweb0982]

​@@emmanuelcommunityusa2798 his sun sign is pizza and his moon sign is vegetarian

[@bread3776]

Quackity is literally everything. A chef, a musician, a lawyer, an epic gamer, a host- what else?

[@kinantin.h1947]

GORDON RAMSEY discord cooking competition

[@uncapible]

A comedian a actor

[@juno4357]

iPad kid

[@offlinerayraves]

Everything the reply section is saying

[@smp._gacha._8998]

Firefighter

[@takuma203]

“Awh you guys are so nice to me” *”Flatty patty” “divorced dad” “lil hamburger”*

[@graceelathrop6371]

4'11" king

[@kellet-5746]

Lol in Latin America those like are compliments or nicknames your friends give you

[@darinoooooooooooo1312]

@@kellet-5746 Are you spanish?? BC those are NOT CONPLIMENTS.

[@kellet-5746]

@@darinoooooooooooo1312 I don't know if in mexico it's like that, for what I know they are. yes I'm venezuelan

[@darinoooooooooooo1312]

@@kellet-5746 OH, ok, he leído otra vez mi "comentario" (eS UnA MiErDa), sé que desde el exterior, no parece una imitación del típico ofendidito, pero lo és. PD: Esto parece una excusa??????? PD²: Cómo puedo hacer chistes sin parecer un PuTo AnOrMaL??????

[@noobly2321]

“i’m a professional chef” *wearing gaming headset*

[@lolz4183]

Loooolll so tru 😂😂

[@lynnnotfound3594]

Lol

[@rorystevens7070]

Lmao

[@holycrusader7965]

Chefs can be gamers too

[@omarthewizard1344]

@@holycrusader7965 u can be the CHEF GAMER! and the chef gamer is a gamer that always play chef games

[@suma3697]

"I'm a professional chef" **Says that while having a gaming headset on** Probably in minecraft but alr 😭☝️

[@peachmarmalade9252]

“Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.” Mmmm sounds like your relationship with Schlatt

[@lamwithahat]

AYO BESTIE-

[@mk-ki4ls]

Someone bring aloe vera please

[@cattunhae]

@@mk-ki4ls Ok Here *Gives*

[@ecliq_]

I was just about to write that but "yeah but not you and wilbur in lore" 😭(idk of you ship it I just found funny)

[@brixxboop]

YOU DID NOTTTT

[@mae2155]

the aggressive donos trying to help him and him ignoring them really pulls the video together

[@lux9350]

Since this has no reply’s i shall reply

[@neox4297]

@@auraluf9149 me three

[@Lien416]

Me four

[@ethanjeremy123]

me infinity : )

[@tachyontwo]

Me 6th

[@adisonking1801]

ALEX’S FACE WHEN THE DONATION TALKED ABOUT ABOUT THE YEAST NOT GOING TO RISE

[@stwlla]

Time stamp?

[@byakuyatogami1597]

@@stwlla 3:42

[@WhipPlaysYT]

It was at this moment that he knew... *HE F*CKED UP*

[@Hanna-yb9dt]

he went: uhm chile anyway so

[@lisaxult]

he really said ":0 - anyways let's get started 😃"

[@lilinzloafyou]

"Im a professional chef!" Not even 1 minute later...Shows Notes Yep! How professional

[@krisztinaszabo2711]

Oh yas-😭✋

[@he1lfluids1]

Donation: "you should not have access to an oven" Quackity: **cooks pizza in the oven**

[@tttrinket]

"despite you look hella fine you still dress like a divorced dad" we ain't forget

[@barbie7367]

LMAOOO

[@jomartamin9572]

Your pfp is confusing

[@tttrinket]

@@jomartamin9572 how so?

[@Nicole-em6ss]

My Italian ancestors didn’t die for this.

[@yvestic]

they must feel so disrespected😔

[@AgentTroll-ev6vi]

They die for angry mustache man

[@chocolatesmols1865]

*SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA*

[@bigotedbybasting]

ChocolateSmols Very nice, Ceasrino

[@hayden8708]

@@chocolatesmols1865 CULTUUUUUUURE!!!

[@nataliel.79]

i can’t- he did every single thing wrong and i love him for it this is my new comfort video

[@owen8011]

no one: Quackity : * drinks caprisun like a child* me: this is why i love him

[@HernyMathers]

*he’s so adorable*

[@staarcqt]

just watched a 19 year-old boy give himself salmonella

[@milomal9969]

feeling good

[@maverickchandler9664]

@@milomal9969 I WAS FONNA SAY THAT

[@srijanpallem7807]

Ah yes

[@entername13]

Feeling good

[@gabalisha6649]

@@milomal9969 I was gonna say that 🥲

[@andrewsells3420]

the way he just ignored the donation warning him the yeast wouldn’t rise😂

[@doingyourmum___]

He just looked at the message like: 👁👄👁

[@lazistonec5114]

@@doingyourmum___ I'm smart .. totally.. i feel like that was what he was thinking

[@soy_blug]

Time stamp: 3:40

[@eggboy26]

Oh no... ANYWAYS

[@notsootkauyet]

@@eggboy26 Haha lol

[@rosieposie9476]

The fact he knows nothing about what hes doing , makes this adorable and hilarious lmao

[@Monarch1999]

The chat: EWWWW, YOU’RE DOING THIS WRONG! Quakity: ignores* Me: thinking he actually did good apart from the bacteria that was on it*

[@ivanwx7170]

Quackity: “im a professional chef” minutes later: “what does spraying the pan means can i use windex?”

[@sheilablub]

*can't differentiate the difference between a cup and a tablespoon*

[@gametroster6194]

@@sheilablub yo u stealing my comment?

[@Zyphore727]

@@gametroster6194 how is it stealing when its so simple to make the joke

[@duckityduckkk]

tries to use a strainer as a bowl

[@exoticcats6119]

Lmao the chat kept saying stuff like “NOOOO” “Stop!”

[@zadiostoreadorz4228]

AND THEY WERE SPAMMING THE 🤢 EMOJI AND SAYING EW

[@lils426]

@@zadiostoreadorz4228 I DON’T BLAME THEM IT LOOKS VILE LMAOOOOOO

[@zadiostoreadorz4228]

@@lils426 IT DOES IT DOES💔💔💔

[@stay__connected5554]

This was an emotional rollercoaster.

[@youridiot5345]

“Ok now let’s put it in the microwave” ITS NOT A MICROWAVE ITS A OVEN

[@julianapestana1423]

that is what i was saying 😭

[@waffpng5673]

“I think it’s looking pretty good guys!” chat: **DOESNT HAVE A SINGLE LOWERCASE LETTER**

[@chloe-dz6yb]

LMFAO THE WAY THE CHAT WERE TRYING TO TELL HIM ITS A MESS

[@mk-ki4ls]

Oh shit hahahah

[@RubberDuck_]

XDD FRRR

[@Camila-mn2lt]

people donating $500: Quackity: people donating $5: Quackity: OMG THANK U

[@spyninja2334]

1.3k+ likes and 12 Comments

[@abeegail9574]

Liz reading this: 👁👄👁

[@dicks_out_4_harambe358]

669th like

[@uxernamee]

@@spyninja2334 Nope xD Now it’s 728+ likes and 4 replies xD

[@spyninja2334]

@@uxernamee Yeah i know

[@cloud3037]

“Oh no, my “frigging” notes got *wet* “ - Quackity 2021

[@hyuanu]

watching this again, legit crying halfway through it

[@reena2396]

He walks and stands like a divorced farther

[@sarajhjagshkdg]

wtf does that mean

[@openendings5326]

How is that so accurate

[@aperson-zf9fy]

My dad walks and stands like that should I be worried

[@Jerrowashere]

Farther?

[@k31rar]

he got that divorced dad fit and im here for it

[@hadencafe]

Quackity: eats pizza. Stomach immediately after: *no*

[@ginadavis885]

pause that abort that

[@enimo9241]

and Quackity was never seen again

[@thenoru.4435]

*pizza*

[@KenjiiZanee]

It was just one bite too

[@cushchristian1257]

He was warned when that chef said it wasnt safe for human consumption 😂

[@dorothyyy_s]

When he put the sugar on the bigger cup I was like "NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT THIS IS TOO MUCH!! "

[@Smile-eu6oo]

I was like no-no full stream

[@natti3732]

"I am a professional chef" *Immediately thinks a cup is a tsp*

[@mayybemaddie]

This was physically painful to witness

[@alang.n2837]

Obama

[@Theman-kr9fm]

Obama is now a chef

[@barackobamagaming2475]

Brother?

[@nebby0101]

I've made pizza for a long time and the fact that Alex didnt let the yeast rise just hurt me too much

[@amari9405]

Obama

[@AquilaPainWhy]

Man, is the chat thirsty. And it's not for the tap water.

[@anteatereater3151]

Its for those pizza's

[@Cinnigen]

@@anteatereater3151 it’s for quackidaddy

[@lianne8187]

LMAO

[@greenbin3028]

I can't believe chat is thirsting over a small afghanistan child

[@Sehtareh]

@@greenbin3028 isn’t he Mexican

[@TarTar83648]

“And check this out, this is my favourite part check this out” *Flips the bowl upside down and the dough falls out* LMFAOOO

[@user1l0v3y0uu]

Quackity: Dips finger in boiling water Also Quackity: Always wear your safety protector

[@zzdanielle2079]

quackity: 6000 people tell me what to do also quackity: doesn’t listen

[@angyd]

Title should be renamed: 6000 people throw suggestions at me and don't listen

[@bioniclewaluigi4184]

WAAAAAH

[@plaguedoctor3680]

V

[@zfox5004]

😂

[@Mrcaton..]

Quack forgot put somthing on there people helped him

[@CandyComics]

Quackity: I'm a professional Chef Also him: *doesn't even know what a tablespoon is*

[@plausibillity2032]

*whats a table spoon?*

[@madjackzzz8545]

he is a true cheif hes better them gordan ramsay :>

[@otterlus]

I thought he was joking. And then he acted surprised when stream told him and I just--

[@emmavermillion4740]

A real chef doesn’t need measurements

[@cardinalcopia6616]

12:00 i couldn't help but WHEEZE when he said "I got butter chat" and the way his faced looked FRJKHESUHIJWHUIGR

[@void6758]

God I just had to tune back into this masterpiece. I remember how I was dying when I first saw this thinking: “Man, I can’t cook for shit but even *I* know this is very wrong.”. I still think that

[@hithere8469]

“ We got this under control chat. “ * Proceeds to ruin recipe sheet *

[@derushcore9514]

General kenobi

[@sawdof9799]

You have the same profile as the person above you I

[@fluentinsmart6925]

😯😯😯😯

[@ecliq_]

He needs my glasses🧍‍♀️

[@airbornesamurai4283]

He stands like a dad at home depot

[@youraveragebraincells620]

Power stance for dominance and its mating dance

[@peydenmary8594]

i hate how accurate this is

[@qloudi]

Divorced dad vibes

[@meepmeep3035]

Only lucky people get good memories with there dad 😔

[@kxzrxh]

that comment was more accurate than a professional player's winning streak

[@averythesimp843]

2:23 THE WAY HE WADDLED TO THE SINK 😭😭

[@southfox_2661]

YASS

[@HernyMathers]

*quackity is so adorable*

[@laneymaddox5687]

When he called for his mom for cooking spray is so adorable🥰🤚🏼

[@DrakesSecretAccount]

"It's burnt" **10 seconds later** "it's a little undercooked but-" *-quackity 2020*

[@hotpikachu]

I ruined the 420

[@Venus-pl7pe]

My favorite part of this stream was how he said that his mom wasn’t home and that she’s gonna kill him when she gets home but then he went in the room twice to ask her a question

[@mynamo12]

😂😂

[@user-ln4ev9me7v]

I'm surprised how his mom let's him yell cuss words.

[@hayhayluxray]

V _oice Do we know if she understands English cuss words though?

[@user-ln4ev9me7v]

@@hayhayluxray Has he ever mentioned that she can? I know he's from mexico.

[@user-ln4ev9me7v]

@Captain Bruh It's called manners. And i'm pretty sure quackity knows what that means.

[@dexiejaezhyll5800]

the only thing i have to say is that... this man is studying to be a lawyer 😭

[@helenelizabeth6409]

“ oh you’re supposed to do it like in the movies!” *shows club penguin*

[@orion2826]

Chat: "The yeast will not rise" Quackity: "I don't care" *the yeast didn't rise* Quackity: *_:0_*

[@lissy3336]

*surprise pikachu face^

[@plausibillity2032]

**shocked cave man face**

[@horatio1316]

What a mystery

[@businessvinegardoppio3706]

Horatio yeah we need the scooby doo gang on this

[@na15542]

F

[@afarensis9720]

Quackity: let's imagine this dough is Pitbull's head *slices it in half with a knife*

[@youraveragebraincells620]

*-tenderly-*

[@brain7900]

My earwax is yellow

[@vanilla_icecream3099]

@@brain7900 very on topic brain, nice.

[@eanakay9510]

@@brain7900 thats nice?...

[@RandomGamer-yo3tn]

6:21

[@crystalvena1298]

He's mixing yeast, water, and sugar in a measuring cup with a spatula. Yes. that's my streamer.

[@boredqueen7909]

He just completely set himself up to fail at the whole rising thing with gluten free four and nutritional yeast

[@indigo.138]

3:41 “Nutritional yeast is deactivated yeast and will not rise.” Alex: *aNyWaYs-*

[@dorothyyy_s]

His face realizing but still continuing 😭🖐

[@emerson3669]

9:27

[@idafaridah9071]

Yep

[@stevenspairofloppydisks]

10:00

[@stow_berri]

15:42

[@hazard9910]

why did he pronounce it like coochie salt i'm f*cking crying-

[@snakebxtez]

COOCHIE SALT GGJGJGFF

[@cherjii]

AYYYY

[@remihearqt]

LMFAO I SAW THIS AND I WAS LIKE WAIT A MINUTE WHAT

[@rodrickrulerz]

LMAOOO I WAS LIKE coochie salt?

[@moni8908]

LMAO I COULDN'T TELL WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT AT FIRST HGJSMGHCJHSDGHJCDW

[@ritagrg9187]

Quackity: **aggressively beats his pizza dough up** also Quackity: says uppercut but *proceeds to do a lowercut.*

[@iqbfk]

7:04 "We got this under control" * dries his hands with his notes *

[@tayj-like-rayj]

When he was crying I thought he was either reassuring himself that the pizza would be good while having a breakdown, or he was actually proud of himself

[@Soup-10]

It’s all of those at the same time

[@mehr818]

Lööp yup

[@bartsimpsonskrub5514]

he's scared about his mom

[@AaqibMHassan]

He cried when a donation said that a health inspector is giving Quackity a 3-weeks notice before they shut the restaurant down. Here's the clip: clips.twitch.tv/SleepyPlayfulWasabiPMSTwin

[@ozzao12]

Um... idk if this was a question but here’s the answer: *yes*

[@ociosa6914]

you literally can tell he's mexican because of how many times he says his mom is gonna get mad at him

[@irene-hf1wr]

literally all families are like that expect white people

[@anzu927]

Im asian and instead my mom will get angry my grandma will

[@scaraswife9591]

peachy • i'm white and my mum will kill me if i make the kitchen dirty

[@spongebobsquirtpants]

it’s 2020 and people still think due to your race, you’re suppose to be raised a certain way.... yikes

[@sweetestaphrodite]

*@peachy* have you met ethnic european families?

[@queennyxie2734]

anyone else notice that he cut the part where he effortlessly closes the fridge door and looks... just incredible doing it because i am raging now D: (it’s at 11:34)

[@miajarvis704]

9:46 = sad quackity hours

[@achehead]

he acts like a divorced drunk dad, thats trying to cook pizza for his kids.

[@lovedempeaches4658]

i originally scrolled through your comment thinking it was just another “you dress like a divorced dad” comment until i remembered what divorced dads are as a concept LMAOOO

[@kookietheracingtrain8241]

I love him

[@darcystott2858]

IMAOO

[@shilohmartin6343]

Aka my dad

[@spacegrlvee]

@@shilohmartin6343 haha 😂

[@gametroster6194]

Quackity: Yay I'm a professional chef Later: Can't even differentiate what's a cup and a table spoon

[@s6on]

Eddie Ng 10:43

[@m4gn3tic82]

Later: wtf is gluten?

[@shaqmacarambon3523]

Also ignores something very important: 3:41

[@icedceleste]

That pained me-

[@theomcallister-nevins5958]

6:05 you call that a white shirt around your waist

[@sweetqueena2774]

Love the way he still worried about his mom getting mad

[@LocalSleepParalysisDemon]

How does a pizza look undercooked and burnt at the same time

[@chacharealsmooth7113]

LMFAO

[@bharathimahadevkudavakkali5370]

@Shreyaplayz1 hey u, u sound like my cousin named Shreya too..

[@zivilebutkute3696]

Its Quackity, only he can do it

[@s0ftw4r38]

m e t h

[@sleep1289]

don’t know what to say 🤪

[@bkgourmet3442]

“Spray the pan” “Should I use windex?” Me, already dying: WINDEX????!!!!! Edit: I watched this video about a year before I started watching Quackity, but the memory of watching this video is still fresh in my mind, even though I didn’t know who he was. That’s how much it traumatized me 🫶

[@babajimobile48]

Yes

[@kermithasagun1474]

Hmm, yes, my favorite flavor of the alphabet... *WINDEX*

[@revfire8428]

He was really about to kill himself on stream

[@eanakay9510]

I like seals 🦭

[@kermithasagun1474]

@@justaperson1793 10/10 would recommend. Puts you to sleep easily if you have insomnia

[@iateyourdog617]

Everyone during quarantine: 5:03

[@antheang7615]

6:27 u wont regret this.

[@NiceMrsMustard]

I love how he calls himself a professional chef but doesn't own a *rolling pin*

[@nadiavoglini1803]

Yeah. Also he doesn't know the difference between CUPS and TABLESPOONS.

[@aaron5706]

I just love how he calls himself a professional chef.

[@EsteemedMeat]

10/10 yelp review for quackity’s kitchen

[@xuiy837]

"I am a professional chef." also him: "WTF IS GLUTEN?!"

[@xiy_3230]

t a k e t h a t s h i t o u t- XD

[@P1NKHEARTZ]

🤣🤣🤣

[@idktbhimjustbored4220]

But like jokes aside what is gluten

[@xiy_3230]

@@idktbhimjustbored4220 Not me a Biology Major forgetting what gluten is

[@xuiy837]

@@idktbhimjustbored4220 Gluten is like some sort of protein. Like, wheat and barley ;)

[@willowiee_]

YOUR HANDWRITING IS SO GOOD I CANT DID YOU WRITE THATehwjakdjsj😭😭😭

[@monsterenergymiku208]

The number of curse blockouts when he dropped the pizza iM DIYINGGGG

[@beatsmice]

plot twist: quackity is actually HowToBasic

[@KogetsuKuzunoha]

He forgot eggs and milk so no

[@rottenchickennugget9005]

@@matejhausman6403 -_-

[@TheMinecraftGaming2007YT]

@@matejhausman6403 its just a joke lol Dont you know that Warrun is not actually HowToBasic

[@TheMinecraftGaming2007YT]

Yeah, HowToBasic and Quackity's Kitchen looks the same

[@tomgabin]

I just got an ad snd the guy said "These are unusual times" lol

[@MoAued-lh6wy]

Quack: imagine being an item and still being called virgin Me, asexual: am i a joke to you

[@tamaragiashvili1709]

Same... same

[@amaranthdahlia]

you calling urself an item

[@LL-tr5et]

ok chair

[@nicolasfierro2143]

But your not an item

[@bellafeitelson5484]

Haha same

[@Lilisa33]

sad that the chat saw mom reveal but we didnt

[@arie1176]

the “pp cam” dono made me laugh more than it should

[@viedolls]

imagine everyone watching this in tears, screaming in agony as he creates a poisonous “pizza”

[@insertcurrentmemehere8855]

Or literally anyone who's ever cooked

[@galihgalileohartanto9988]

bruh i literally scream because he use a straw container.

[@bryannguien2]

Lmao i think any chef in italy is tired of the millions of tourist asking for pizza. They probably hate it at this point

[@chandlerjackson4826]

Lol my nana watched this and she pointed out everything he did wrong lol she’s Italian

[@Exlipse703]

Gordon Ramsey would be disappointed lol

[@enimo9241]

Quackity makes the most unhygienic pizza in the world: The Movie

[@syd7197]

still cleaner than those Jaclyn Hill lipsticks tho

[@karneez]

@@syd7197 this joke is so old

[@thatoneguy7156]

Legends say that after eating the pizza, he died by the amount of bacteria on it.

[@fyn2408]

The part when he said "beah!" In the karate part is just attractive😭✨

[@user-cc9lr1ow4l]

5:06 *quackity removes the measuring items* asians: _ah yes who needs measuring tools these days anyways_

[@gigabbyte_]

A 19 year old man having a mental breakdown while making pizza as his mom is mad at him for making a flour handprint on his favorite shirt

[@cqrz348]

hE LOOKS 15 OHMY-

[@ayesha7409]

he's 19???? why did i think he was like 15

[@gigabbyte_]

Ayesha Mulla SAME HSHDJFJ but if you google it 😳

[@phatratinyourarea990]

CHAT SAVED THE DAY WHEN HE ALMOST USED A CUP OF SUGAR-

[@kr7492]

Y E A H

[@Iloveyou-tf4tt]

FR👁️👁️

[@helentaylor5455]

I could see myself making that mistake tho

[@rosycupcake7797]

@@helentaylor5455 how??

[@sunna_3114]

Fr

[@ryi1726]

cant believe this was 2 years ago man we need more of u

[@_dumbass]

6:50 ITS HAPPY FLOUR MAN

[@bluegalaxy90]

The fact that he genuinely doesn't know what he is doing makes this a 100 times better

[@toasterbath6997]

Ikr

[@Clowndog8]

Ikr

[@kflozkh9087]

Ikr

[@bees4026]

Ikr

[@somecharactersarentallowed1305]

Ikr

[@nasslaw5315]

10%: cooking 90%: My MoM GonNa bE sO MaD

[@iluvgallavich5692]

the amount of times he said "my moms gonna get so mad" is sooo funny

[@rachelechiappini4338]

my Italian ass was dying while watching this, seriously, Alex please I didn't know if I was crying or laughing too much

[@mjenius]

The only thing edible in this video is Quackity himself

[@ghostface3577]

Simp alert

[@dragonanimeart2019]

Dimp

[@amirghorbani5449]

Cannibal spotted

[@turtle_jj]

Wow i love how this replies

[@electric_creeper]

Imagine a cannibalistic simp

[@tired247]

Quackity: "I'm a professional chef" Also Quackity: **Thinks a cup is a Tablespoon**

[@DrCrowPHD]

**doesn’t know what gluten or yeast is**

[@giucc.007]

Quackity getting nervous bc his mom was gonig to get mad--- I JUST LOST IT THERE LOL

[@wolfiedsmpshorts9748]

13:10 Did he just call the oven a microwave?! Like is it just my ears or not?!