Cooking with Christopher Walken

[@DojoMuppet]

When youre watching christoper walken cooking its time to go bed

[@zakariahassan1116]

You're so right... I've been avoiding the inevitable fact of going to bed

[@DojoMuppet]

***** i wonder what thanksgiving with walken is like lol. i love how when the other guy is talking about food chris just interupts and changes the subject to movies lol

[@Si-Al-Ti]

hahaha, shit. 4.30 now....

[@chocolatcats]

+DojoMuppet as long as he's coming upstairs too...............I got the wine

[@ehabshanan1601]

+DojoMuppet wow, it's 4:11 am right now. it's like you're watching me lol

[@atomosvrial1708]

I love how Chris's thoughts have nothing to do with anything, one minute he's cooking the next he'll say something like "you know why spiders have so many legs?"....what?

[@mellennia9]

Yann Pilgrim He does what I do...NON SEQUETERS!!😂

[@minaabraxas3964]

When did he said that??

[@MaGiKRat420]

Nice pro pic

[@thenightmarenerd8086]

Walken did try to shill his own cooking show back in the 90's

[@tramany7]

Atomos Vrial 😂😂😂gotta love Christpher!

[@AbysswalkerD]

Hearing Christopher Walken say "Here we are... at the petting zoo" Is one of my favorite things I've ever heard!

[@skoll_2024]

That goat don’t care…

[@yousee66]

Yes... grew up in Greenwich CT in the 70's & 80's .... We would go to Stew Leonard's every now & then. It was a blast as a kid 😊

[@jervey123]

i like how he just randomly blurted out "we need to get to the petting zoo" and the next scene, there they are

[@heidithomas5455]

It's in the parking lot of stew Leonard's. My mom used to drop us off at the enclosure with ice cream we bought at the enterance of the store, while she did her shopping. We didn't know how miserable the animals were until we got older.

[@Emiliapocalypse]

I thought it was just another non sequitur Walkenism, but lo and behold, a goat.

[@UnseenLive1]

​@@Emiliapocalypsewell played

[@RosieManilow]

​@@heidithomas5455Sounds like the perfect haunt for a child predator. 🤨

[@Kipperfaust2]

"We're gonna make a chicken I think."

[@FigmentSALabel]

+Shodspartan100 I noticed that too.

[@chrisperrien7055]

"Make chicken" being the keyword , similiar to the New-Awlin's saying of "Making groceries"

[@matttrafton2725]

Only hens can make chickens.

[@pamelah6431]

​@@matttrafton2725 actually, hens need roosters to make chickens. Without them, they just make eggs. 🤗

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

"That goat... Does not care."

[@brodiecook6265]

+HORSESNDOGS9 greatest moment ever!!!!

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Lol right?! They should make a movie called "Goats fight Walkin.... But Walkin, always wins because.... Well it's his movie." XD

[@mainhoondon21]

HORSESNDOGS9 i was hoping someone commented this! i loved that.

[@bauerleinjohn]

I don't know what is so funny about that statement, almost his expectation thAt the goat would have cared? But either way I couldn't contain my laughter

[@hansspa3892]

J.A.C. It’s Walken not Walikin! Just saying.....

[@Tony-Anderson]

am I the only one who would watch this if it was a real show?

[@donknotts650]

+tony andreassen People don't get it, but this shit is funny because it's all real. No scripts, just Walken cooking.

[@tamala521]

no, I would love to watch a cooking show with walken.

[@jamestaylor8577]

+tony andreassen No you're not. I would watch it. I think heaps would too!

[@Deidredit]

+tony andreassen Apparently, Walken really does like to cook. Chris, get a show!

[@reply6517]

I would watch every single episode.

[@niciangel]

Poor girl trying to open the bottle and nobody's helping her first 😂 Great video. It never gets boring watching Chris Walken - no matter what he does. Such a fascinating guy. ❤

[@Kemek12345]

He does best Christopher Walken impression, hands down.

[@Kemek12345]

+keri caye Yet he is doing best Christopher Walken impression, hands down.

[@jbailey8586]

+keri caye i don't think you understand youtube very well

[@Kemek12345]

+J Bailey He is not even trying hard.

[@jbailey8586]

yeah he's pretty good, but he's no kevin spacey ok

[@lazylank]

+Kemek12345 Your joke was funnier than the entirety of the video.

[@dkupke]

Walken actually tried to pitch several networks the concept for his own cooking show called "Cooking with Chris" back in the 90's. He wanted it to be a combo cooking/variety show complete with an in house band, background dancers, and celebrity guests. Ultimately idea was never produced. I suppose this is kind of a sampler of what it would have been like.

[@themanicchef-cooking-artmu1054]

Haha oh dear I did not know that about Chris. What a legend

[@dkupke]

The Manic Chef Cooking is one of his hobbies. An ingenious idea I got from him for eating when on the road is to carry a miniature crock pot.

[@matthewrobbins5664]

+Daniel Ryan crock pot is solid, dutch oven and one medium sized cast iron skillet and you're covered. I learned a lot of good stuff watching Good Eats, but if Walken woulda been on the food network I'd still be watching it! So he gimme de watch.

[@Wund3rKiin]

+Daniel Ryan why was that never a thing? like, that was a surefire success.

[@dkupke]

+Alexander “Stretch” Hall Bare in mind it was back in the 90's, the days before Gordon Ramsay or Emeril had made cooking shows a popular thing. And I guess the kind of format he was envisioning was just too random and quirky.

[@llg3pe]

Why does Walken’s hair always look like he just walked away from an explosion?

[@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst]

LLG 3PE (Ezekiel) Zeke Hamish Beckley: Well as Mr Cowbell himself Christopher *”Ronald Walken”* Walken would say in one of his quotes...”My hair was famous before I was.”

[@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443]

Because he *HAS* just walked away from a explosion.

[@dianemccamy2568]

It's his trademark! Thick hair.😁

[@dianemccamy2568]

Who are the broads?

[@gs-nq6mw]

He's trying to look like Elvis

[@thatbrokevin7940]

"It's not good to eat too many pancakes." Words of wisdom from the legend Chris Walken, you learn so much. I could watch this all day and not regret it one bit.

[@jimmysandonato3403]

When he said that it just brought me bake to the "nice try IHOP " skit and made me laugh even harder

[@d4rkhound388]

THIS IS GLORIOUS "Hi, im christopher walken, and today we are going to make chicken i think.

[@discombubulate2256]

those lovely assistants are simply irresistible.

[@datamasked623]

They should make a video just of Christopher Walken reading the ingredients on a can of soup. That's it.

[@Moby41]

No. 4 varieties of canned soup.

[@ohmahgawdfilms]

***** Pretty sure he's done something like that.

[@jackster1212]

P.S. I also like how Walken keeps watching the girl try to open the wine, eager to step in and help... while Belzer remains celeb aloof. Walken is a gentleman.

[@dcdodo2323]

I love how Richard makes a joke abt how the assistant is having a hard time opening uncorking the bottle, as if at any moment she'll get it open but as the joke continues you realize "oh wow shes really having a hard time there"😂

[@shellydesormier4646]

Did you notice she didn’t know how to hold and use the potato peeler? Funny as hell

[@bradsanders6954]

@@shellydesormier4646 Its almost like they were there just for show.

[@Septiviumexe]

Everything Walken does is funny, he is probably the second most handsome Chris on the planet

[@MeGaJuNkIe]

Chris Hansen man this is the funniest thing...

[@skeeningprofessional]

Christopher Hansen Why dont you have a seat right over there.

[@nezgot2866]

***** You need Christopher Judge on that list.

[@Septiviumexe]

***** Ha!! I agree, but did you hear that he needs alot of viagra to get hard? thats why his lightsaber is flopped, they wanted the lightsabers to be based off their attributes

[@Septiviumexe]

***** No, it was obviously because he couldnt get an erection. Please get back in your kennel you little shit rag

[@mohammadtm7184]

Funny watching Walken watch her try to open the bottle

[@smoog]

He was fixated. You could see him thinking, "Where's my wine? Where's my wine? Just open the goddamn bottle already, I want my wine!"

[@inndreki]

This felt way too much like a real show.

[@DevilMaskMedia]

I wish it was.

[@erdemmemisyazici3950]

I'm stuffed

[@englishatheart]

@@DevilMaskMedia were*

[@marywealth6475]

​@Christine C. Technically, she could be wishing that it HAD BEEN (was) a real show when they first did it so that there would be more episodes to check out.

[@GodConsciousness]

I will always love Chris Walken. Whether it's cooking chicken or just eating clotted cream during tea time at the Goring Hotel and I'd love to just spend an afternoon with him. I must say, though, that he HAD to have stolen those lovely ladies from a Robert Palmer music video.

[@kevincurtin3184]

Walken’s addicted to love.

[@thepublisher2012]

Why am I watching Christopher Walken cooking

[@chocolatcats]

+thepublisher2012 because we like anything he does

[@pipenko8531]

I asked the same thing myself

[@kratosgodofwar4584]

Would you rather see Christopher Walken walking???

[@scorpiospirit8668]

Because it is Christopher Walken.

[@thealaskan1635]

thepublisher2012 because he's Christopher fukkin Walken... .. DUH!

[@zovalentine7305]

Rest in powerful peace 🙏 Richard Jay Belzer 4 August 1944 ~ 19 February 2023⚘

[@camp168]

Damn I could listen to Walken talk all day long. If I did not have bills to pay, I'd volunteer to drive him around all day...for nothing.

[@chocolatcats]

March 31, 1943 is his birthday...which makes him 73 next month.........AND I'D LOVE HIM UNTIL HE'S 93 IF GIVEN A CHANCE..............YES, THE OLD GUY IS LOVED ISN'T HE...we can't help it...he's talented, cute in that silly haired way and we just can't stop adoring him....................some men got it, many don't....

[@chocolatcats]

SORRY CAMP168...GET IN LINE!.......a lot of ladies want to drive him around all day...me too........and make him dinner, and so on!

[@joshuaWEC]

keri caye Not just ladies, Id pay to drive this man around, he's the most sincerely funny person I know of.

[@chocolatcats]

joshua church that's cool..........you're right........many many would love to even breathe his air...there isn't any words in the English language to describe how he is admired, loved and more........

[@briangriffin7872]

Same here

[@rolland890]

Christopher Walken is my most favorite actor

[@Blues_Man989]

This was good...but I really think it could've used a little more cowbell

[@Bigtasty28]

when they were in the grocery store I was hoping he would find one!

[@jimbombadill]

dont fear the reaper

[@vdochev]

It seems he doesn't have the fever anymore.

[@NSoule]

I think that the two eye-candy blonde chicks were the "cowbell".. and.. what, they don't speak ..(do they speak English?).. and can't even open a bottle of wine. !? .. IF Mr Walken got a cooking show.. I would watch it.. he'd get back into "character".. lol !! .. Steve Buscemi had a talk show, It's on here (KZbin) .. check it out!!

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

+N. Soule here's the closest Walken got to the cooking show he once pitched. He frightens some chefs :D It's low-budget, very New York, and awesome. Enjoy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpbaipidq6yoZ9E

[@valhalla83]

"That goat does not care." - Christopher Walken

[@YugiohMaster1987]

Why is this not a REAL series?!!!? I'd watch it all the time!

[@ferociousgumby]

Have you seen Man Makes Chicken with Pears? You think THIS is surreal. I think this is basically a re-enactment.

[@zaqueodeleon]

the assistant trying to uncork the freaking wine 3:56

[@ronniedenig9994]

cringe worthy

[@lungflogger9]

she cracked me up and I don't think she was kidding, that genius couldn't work a core puller....gawd.

[@Erik9264581]

Omg I even paused it currently just to see if there are any comments about this HAHAHAA Like really?? wow

[@tinyturnip7676]

"assistant"

[@TheWolfgangfritz]

Those two girls are typical "air heads" that are "full of themselves", probably always told they were a little "Princess" when they were little and now have no personality, no "presence", useless as can be ( can't peel a sweet potato or open a bottle of wine). Personally I'd have difficulty spending the evening with either one of them! Come-on Christopher Walkin, is this the best you can do?!

[@userman44]

This was inspired by a home video that Walken made several years earlier. In the original video, titled "Man Makes Chicken with Pears," Walken cooks in a modest kitchen without any guests. He uploaded it to some cooking website where amateurs shared cooking videos and tips. He didn't mention his name, and I think the video was on the site for like a year before people finally realized it was Walken.

[@riproar11]

I remember that. I thought it was so random, but before that I saw the Australian TV show where the actor does a cooking show with chicken and popcorn shrimp. It's the best Walken impersonation to date.

[@aleelin7413]

"It's not good to eat too many pancakes." Such wisdom.

[@TTidewater41009]

Absolute truth lol

[@rrickarr]

I first saw Christopher Walken in "A View To A Kill" one week before I graduated from high school (1985). Loved him ever since!

[@DocAlexandrite]

This needs to be an actual series.

[@thetinar]

1. this is wonderful and absurd and hilarious. 2. but why is it so short and sketchy? I could have watched two full hours of it. 3. it's been two years now. I think a new Walkencooking video is way overdue. We want more!

[@gateauxq4604]

1. yes 2. because it's FoD. They only do short and sketchy 3. He's busy dancing on ceilings and extolling the virtues of pineapple.

[@user-rc6uq4jb3j]

...

[@mrdonovan213]

It’s been 8 years I’m still waiting for more goddamn it.

[@Amerikaner25]

OK, this was weird as hell, but anything with Chris Walken I up-vote by default

[@mellennia9]

Amerikaner25 I think everyone does!😂

[@Sollustri]

Same

[@JakeDisselt]

'We're gonna make a chicken I think...' Brilliant

[@JakeDisselt]

'THAT GOAT DOES NOT CARE.' He says with such a sense of authority.

[@X-Gen-001]

Is it just me, or did the dog look worried when Christopher walked into the room, sharpening a big knife? lol

[@Wavemaninawe]

You mean to say that you wouldnt?

[@mellennia9]

X Gen Not just you.😂

[@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst]

X Gen 3:54 *”Ronald”* Christopher Walken: Thank you for cutting the chicken.

[@VLP_123]

The return of the Robert Palmer girls! RIP Robert Palmer

[@phero2]

poor girl with that wine opener, she didn't quite get how it worked.

[@YourAscents]

They always know how to drink it, though.

[@Barlus]

+Phero my thought too, & as time went on i was like, what is she doing? especially at 4:37 lol

[@medicann_coping]

white knight alert . lol

[@EIfric]

+Phero yeah, I prefer big dicks.

[@SUPERLITTLEMISSTROUB]

neither og these girls know what to do in the kitchen, one can't open a bottle of wine while the other can't peel a fucking potatoes. They really just wanted the dumbest blondes that they could get huh?

[@catweasle5737]

The look Christopher was giving that girl trying to open the bottle........gold.

[@jmm1233]

Always let Christopher Walken open the wine

[@Nickademas1]

Like just doing this regular shit is the most epic shit to watch when Christopher Walken is involved, there needs to be a sequel.

[@north7500]

if this was a show, i'd unironically watch this

[@Deidredit]

Haha, the dog on the table as they're cooking.

[@YourAscents]

How did the Robert Palmer back-up dancers time-travel yet retain so much of their apathy?

[@peggyleroyandrew7914]

Those gals don’t have a clue who these two “old guys” are. Get the damn bottle open. Chris opened it cause it was just taking to damn long! Gimme a little wine.

[@blackweavesmatted6241]

Haha! My thoughts exactly !

[@sashek8451]

I was thinking same

[@tomdesantis2287]

Being from Connecticut. And seeing them at Stew Leonard’s was awesome! Lol

[@micahnewman]

Where did he find the women from Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" video?

[@DabneyFountain]

Yellow pages.

[@WutManintu]

+Micah Newman craigslist

[@KB4QAA]

+Micah Newman Don't laugh. It took a long time to find jobs for all those girls! :)

[@SnowWalker1]

Lmao, I just said that.

[@dawncampbell6064]

salamango81 well I guess you need to pay for it , AS WELL AS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND THE COMIC , you d think they could get free anything but I guess not

[@MrKilakilo]

i lost it at "you can hang it on the wall."

[@TonyQuinn]

Christopher Walken should be a villain in a superhero movie. Talk about a meaty role!

[@spoontang]

Batman Returns

[@twilightzoneseinfeld]

+Miles Headley One of the few good aspects of that movie

[@lunamoona89]

Oh, you should see him as Captain Hook

[@skylerbrodin5176]

he was in sleepy hollow, bad ass part

[@moonscar119]

he was the bad guy in. Jame bond - A view to a kill The rundown would you consider either a superhero movie? lmao

[@antonnym214]

Cowbell! love it! Yes, he's obviously from another planet, but you have to love the man.

[@chocolatcats]

everyday of my life

[@HeinousAnusOG]

this confused me deeply, but also amused me thoroughly whilst purveying some very eccentric knowledge at the same time!

[@1414TTT]

i feel the same……i'm overall still a bit confused about what i just watched, but i did read the title and click on the video, and it did not lie.

[@marydemaree7560]

Awesome replies to the both of youse guys.

[@HeinousAnusOG]

@@marydemaree7560 :)

[@Kenoi_]

8/10 not enough cowbell

[@hearthrob5682]

Nathaniel Davila 😂😂😂 wow thank you

[@sillyboy2223]

Ladies and gentleman its funny because we wait the whole video for the punchline, and it never comes.

[@chocolatcats]

there is no punch line........he's just being himself...we love him. AS HE IS.

[@kratosgodofwar4584]

0:36 ....oh please come in my...ha ha ha...it came...

[@GreenGecko93]

this was weirdly satisfactory.

[@chucklesfarley]

RIP Richard Beltzer, you funny bastard.

[@w0nd3rb04]

I gotta fevah, and the only prescription is one indifferent goat in a petting zoo!

[@dashcostello6667]

I want to see this become a tv show

[@JakeDisselt]

I love how he talks about James Bond as if he's never played a main Bond villain before

[@pipuk3]

this should of been called Wokking with Walken

[@wanderlking8634]

Walken & Munch

[@cajunfid]

I love the looks he's giving the poor girl trying to open a bottle of wine.

[@Birkezzz]

the peeling of the yam, and the girl trying to open the wine are just brilliant

[@HorrorMovieReviewGuy]

what is this? lol Walken is so funny/bizarre/charismatic/ etc. great actor and comedian.

[@rost187]

"that goat does not care"

[@elizabethmcleod246]

Long story. I’m 65...lucky to be alive. First time seeing this.....I just love it. 😀

[@sergeantbigmac]

I would so watch this if it were a real show... And I love how delightfully weird Walken is. A lot of people dont get his humor, but for those of us that do its so unique. I love it.

[@MorningBunion]

This was just delightful!

[@colinr6912]

Didn’t know till now that I live all of 25-30 minutes from Chris Walkens 😱 amazing

[@lyaworski333]

This needs to be an actual tv show!

[@chocolatcats]

+Lewis Yaworski I don't think his wife wants that......

[@jordanrivers5825]

Christopher Walken was gorgeous when he was younger.

[@AngelaTheDoll444]

+Destiny Sulfridge Damn fine man!

[@silvanajal4684]

👍👌él era realmente guapo

[@Puppy_princessss]

He is still very handsome.

[@superfly19751]

He looked Cool, not gorgeous! He’s still cool as a cucumber.

[@sarahwitkowski1211]

Lucky Luke nah he was gorgeous. Maybe just cool to a straight guy idk.

[@realitycheck5383]

this is the essence of cool. i bet mr. walken is one of the coolest guys to just hang out and talk to.

[@FAR_-ej9xt]

"Get it really big...... you want some nostril?" Christopher Walken, October 19th 2012

[@Shadakiwolfen1]

Mr. Walken is my spirit animal.

[@dalebaker9109]

Christopher, could just read the ingredients, from a can of baked beans, and it would be worth watching. This is fantastic. They seem like two good friends.

[@socialdef3]

4:31 is hilarious. Everyone but the motor mouth is looking at the blonde. Now watch her 'try' to open it. Music in the background makes it even funnier.

[@leahscott3682]

I LOVE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!! He just makes me smile!, !!

[@RubberWilbur]

Rest in peace Richard

[@Finnish_guy]

Wait, what? He is not dead!

[@algomaone121]

Walken Wisdom: “It’s not good to eat too many pancakes.”

[@janetremsing6988]

Walken’s still the undisputed master of the “non-sequitur”!! What a compelling, entertaining, character!👍

[@ferociousgumby]

"You want some nostril?"

[@oldsingingstudentdougbillf1665]

The more I see Christopher the more funny I find him and the more I love him. He could simply just stand there expressionless, non-verbal, not moving and he makes me laugh.

[@pagamenews]

The best part of this video is the first 30 seconds, where Christopher Walken does his best Christopher Walken impression.

[@JohnnyinTheRoom]

1:52 "That goat does not care!" 😂

[@homelesshobitt]

This should be a real show, I would watch the hell out of it!

[@MrNightkore]

agreed.

[@robertbishop5357]

Why am I watching a cooking show at 4am? Of course now....I'm hungry. Please feed me.

[@carlosnavarrojr.6912]

Those girls look like the ones on robert palmers video addicted to love

[@Tennisman81]

I kinda like the taller one....I like tall girls...sort of

[@OttoTorrens]

That's the idea

[@kratosgodofwar4584]

The tall one isn't as attractive as the shorty...

[@BlackBerserkgasme]

Why can't this be a series! I'd do everything for a comedy series with Walken as host!

[@Smith686plus]

What a lovely human being. I could watch Christopher Walken for hours.

[@PhilipZeplinDK]

From around 4:00 have a look at the girl opening the bottle instead. Damn, talk about hopeless!

[@knightflyte]

Thank god they're cute because they are inept. Did you see her peel the sweet potato? Just as pathetic.

[@TheAnseup]

knightflyte cute? they look rather creepy to me.. tall, wearing a black dress with heavy makeup... keeping a straight face most of the time...

[@knightflyte]

TheAnseup I was trying to be nice... LOL In a different setting they'd be less creepy, but having lunch on the back porch wearing evening attire is creepy.

[@aaronmackay6123]

Haha haha they are human props for sophisticated humor. Do you not see the look on w alkens face while his friend is sitting there talking. He practically ignores him staring in disbelief as how inept she is and cuts the story short just to hijack the bottle. Its all played out. I love it and can see the subtle relations to everyday life.

[@knightflyte]

Aaron Mackay That thought had crossed my mind when I first watched that, but the fumbling with the wine bottle and the peeling of the potato looked to real to be comedic.

[@johngate4715]

"we need to get to the petting zoo....DUN DUN DUN..............he we...are at the petting zoo"

[@ethanma3533]

R.I.P Richard Belzel Really Miss him

[@afranca1825]

I would watch this as a real show.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpbaipidq6yoZ9E I know I'm late to the party...but you're welcome :)

[@littlelimboslimbo]

"That goat doesn't care."

[@jimslade6333]

I know Richard Belzer from his character Dick Ballatine, the best-looking guy you'll ever hear.

[@xvirus2501]

The guy at 0:04 does an awesome Christopher Walken Impression ever.

[@8008boot]

Why isn't this a prime time show.

[@yoink128ify]

Christopher Walken is simply irresistible!

[@bobsullivan5714]

"Today, we're makin' chicken." Well, I guess the chicken must have deserved it.

[@Paul-dw2cl]

“But... ok... We need to get to the petting zoo.” I love Christopher Walken.

[@thenightmarenerd8086]

Cooking is actually a private passion of Walken's. In the mid to late 90's he attempted to pitch several networks, including the Food Network and MTV, his idea for a show called Cooking with Chris. He envisioned it as combo cooking/variety show that would feature an in-house band, background dancers, and celebrity guests. He was particularly fond of replicating the closet from the Dean Martin Show, where he would never know who or what was behind it. Networks found the idea too quirky to approve. This was probably the closest we will ever get.

[@Williamwestp24]

Belzer "munching" with Walkens.

[@oggyreidmore]

+William bROWN The ladies thought that chicken was "simply irresistible".

[@urbanwzrd]

That girl gave me so much anxiety opening the wine.

[@mirellalastar]

Yeah, me too. It looks like it was the first time she had to do this.