Cooking With DarkViper - Three Course Meal (Speedrun Edition)

My chaotic IRL cooking streams boiled down into a nice bite sized highlights video. Much chaos ensued, maybe got food poisoning, dunno.
Welcome to the culinary madness of DarkViperAU in this epic IRL cooking adventure! Join us as we slice, dice, and sauté our way through the chaos of the kitchen, all condensed into this action-packed highlights reel.
Expect the unexpected as DarkViperAU tackles the culinary world head-on, with a hint of mayhem, a sprinkle of laughter, and perhaps even a dash of food poisoning (though we're not quite sure)! It's a recipe for entertainment that's too tantalizing to resist.
In this video, we'll uncover the secrets behind DarkViperAU's kitchen escapades, filled with delicious disasters and hilarious mishaps. From failed recipes to unexpected culinary triumphs, this journey is a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss.
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[@DarkViperAU]

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[@alexkennedy7210]

DarkViperAU great vid

[@ChineseKiwi]

That Woolies' frying pan!!

[@alexlento1744]

hellö bröther

[@smotherytable39]

woke up and immediately saw this, Now I'm going to speed run pancakes for breakfast

[@helloimsteve7389]

*Noice*

[@lonelucid9607]

gordon ramsey been real quiet since dark posted this

[@nuv2987]

Only been an hour give him some time to be afraid.

[@riftyfish776]

@Zqln ok you don't have to find mistakes in other peoples comments to act smart buddy ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)

[@TreyceB20]

LoNe LuCiD He probably tried to cook it like how Matt cooked it and died eating it

[@cacs2201]

Not really It is just that he is screaming so loud humans can't actually hear him now

[@riftyfish776]

@Arthur Morgan your Supposed to be a dead men ARTHUR

[@bigboyhours6473]

*Breaks lid* “That’s a time loss.”

[@chaos2953]

"Run's dead."

[@helloimsteve7389]

@@chaos2953 I agree

[@aclockworkreview]

Cooking is dead

[@skynet0912]

It's actually faster to break the lid... The animation of the lid opening is almost a second slower!

[@aclockworkreview]

@@skynet0912 yeah he needs to do pancake strats

[@projaygames]

“Please do not recreate any recipes shown in this video. Matt is a trained professional with immunity to ‘lethal food poisoning’.”

[@TheFakeIRS]

i laughed at that ngl

[@dannysteensma411]

I love how matt doesn't say anything at the end of the video like he actually died of food poisoning

[@TheORway]

Speedrun? This was chaos % at best

[@Imaproshaman7]

Lol.

[@cosmichorror1194]

*plane appears in his kitchen*

[@TheORway]

*Greifer Jesus appears*

[@2freetz]

*Spawn Tug Boat*

[@user-qg8xw5ko6z]

IGNITE PLAYER

[@error6317]

*Fire alarm goes off* "Runs dead."

[@drunkenhobo8020]

"Cooking without fire alarm going off" should be next after his One-Hit KO game.

[@txr4032]

Ears are dead.

[@MrEvilproductions]

What are the chances!? Millions to one!

[@ondraspendlik9759]

*Pours the pancake mixture* "How is that a circle? Bad RNG, chat"

[@CptnWolfe]

When's Firefighter%? To get Firefighter% you need to burn down the kitchen and time their response time

[@guardrailhitter]

*this run also gives you the secret arsonist achievement

[@sierra6321]

@@guardrailhitter... Aaaaand 20 years in jail.

[@guardrailhitter]

@@sierra6321 not unless you frame the wife

[@romanbellic5241]

@@guardrailhitter yeah, that strat works all the time..

[@guardrailhitter]

@@romanbellic5241 Kill the Kids burn down the house frame the wife god i love photography

[@dcflake5645]

These videos are getting increasingly more random. Before long we'll have a video of Matt in the bath like in his last thumbnail.

[@eraimattei]

I would almost pay for that xD

[@guardrailhitter]

Twitch speedrunner bath water

[@MrA7paulo]

L Blair I'm interested

[@TheDeedMan7314]

Would be cool.

[@paulbelanger7383]

3 months later: Matt posts from bed...

[@Bentenatorshorts]

I Like how Matt puts the Onion in the Blender and the Firealarm goes Off xd

[@stendijk8949]

I wondered why the camera was so fuzzy then realised it was smoke

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Big Smoke

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep He made the Burgers from Big Smoke's ORDER

[@jeffmeme1926]

@@MariusBoss11458 a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip

[@RochRich.]

Oh! That isn’t smoke: it’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having.

[@nooberx5222]

steam? But I use epic games

[@grapefruitjuice9473]

Mmm steamed clams

[@Rampy470]

Hearing a jazzy cover of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" while an Australian rages against beef is an interesting experience.

[@majednaser9693]

That laughter when putting all the mayo in the sauce just convinced me that this man is indeed insane... but nonetheless, his material is amazing lol.

[@24GirlPanda]

I can't believe he has a roommate... How do they deal with his shenanigans

[@theneonllama416]

@@24GirlPanda not anymore those were roommate burgers

[@TheAechBomb]

@@theneonllama416 lmao

[@agimibraimi96]

@@theneonllama416 explains why he took the jam🤣🤣

[@DemonThr1ftrrrr]

08:48 BREAKING NEWS: aussie speedrunner sentenced to 5 years of timeloss for stealing someone else's jam

[@local_honda_civic_owner]

Of course the cam is upside down.. You're in australia🤦🏼‍♂

[@Wxlfstealth.]

this kinda fire

[@DaftFader]

Best joke of 2020!

[@korveret9186]

@John r/wooosh

[@jameschen8]

@Default you didn’t know? Australia is upside down

[@CyanideJoe]

@Default are you dumb or stupid?

[@sumtingsumwan851]

I wonder if Matt says "chat" randomly in his real-life conversations... (assuming he has those of course)

[@stevencurtis8]

Matt with his family: yea I made pancakes today they was so good chat His family: Matt who is chat? Matt: fuck sorry force of habit

[@Alex53Ace]

I'd like to imagine him having a regular conversation with someone then stare into nowhere and say "Don't you agree, chat?"

[@MrTurbo_]

1:36 so this is what Australia really looks like

[@andreicolonel2191]

Matt: Cooks food fast Gordon Ramsy: Finally, a worthy oponent

[@ethan7177]

0:32 DarkViper: ok well I broke the lid Me: terrible RNG

[@NefariousGooch]

The dislikes are from professional chefs that are jealous of Matt's cooking skills.

[@sakhiweshezi]

Explains why there aren’t any😌

[@sequncia]

I'm going to need more of this pls

[@konichiyawa5087]

Matt: *Shows tips and tricks of cooking* Gordon Ramsey: "Write that down, write that down"

Dammit, I thought this was going to be an Overcooked speedrun or something, but you actually posted a cooking video you mad lad

[@SwissMarksman]

madlad means Woman in Somalian

[@gustavodarosacunha417]

6:20 finally showed feet

[@richma8690]

Now we need the above one and our mission will succeed

[@joe_z2042]

The camera wasnt upside down, he forgot to put it in Australia mode to account for him being upside down

[@benigndover6623]

chef has been real quiet since this dropped

[@chiragnk602]

3:24 Matto laughing as he pours in all that mayo

[@smotherytable39]

4:19, holy sh*t Matt went outside, but wheres the giant spiders and kangaroos?

[@aqib4925]

This man literally said "shut up" to the alarm instead of shutting it off

[@TheWeezll]

"Can I scroll back in chat?" "Oh wow that's so cool!" *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

[@annn2780]

2:30 missed opportunity to call that the "Onion Depository"

[@centricthemedic1517]

Watch out Gordon Ramsay, you've got a brand new rival

[@jacksoneverall1354]

1:36 thats how us Australians live

[@isikcelaal]

Loved every bit of this. Made my night

[@BananaNebuna]

1:39 ceiling gang be like

[@mango68712]

"Australian man attempts cooking speedrun, battles smoke alarm"

[@CWeetus]

I love how he just leaves the towel under the fire alarm because it goes off so many times😂😂

[@May-ven]

Thank you matto for also putting this video in your "cooking with" playlist. It really didn't feel like an cooking playlist without this classic

[@TheLukesterGaming]

I was there for one of your recent streams where you watched through this for the first time, absolutely quality content/editing and some very fine cooking indeed 😂👌

[@nickjayden6240]

"Eat raw for resub."-twitch chat 2020

[@strugz_7525]

i would of done it lol its a free resub. its not like hamburger meat will hurt you like chicken or pork

[@WickedPhase]

Steak tartare exists, thats just raw beef matt probably would of been fine

[@nickjayden6240]

@@strugz_7525 lol same

[@lMedicineMan]

Coming soon: cooking meth with my buddy Chef

[@ATLONGLASTASAP]

Please we need more of this

[@TheDVDwr]

3:24 that's equivalent of the "2 shots of vodka" meme. Well at least you're making food for yourself, or it would look like a prank.

[@binetts]

this was actually quite entertaining; post more cooking

[@wiktorgliniecki9571]

“I mean it tastes edible...” omg im *DYING* 😂

[@EmosewaMC]

This was actually a pretty solid video my dude. Enjoyed the watch!

[@jjstreet5]

no joke, this might be the first vid of Matts that i cant get all the way through lmao. also, whens the next cooking stream bc this is top class content.

[@legoalfred784]

This is the best thing I ever seen!

[@Jay-rd8sq]

Watching you cook is at the same time sad, funny, and also greatly explains why you're so damn good at GTA speedruning

[@-T90Vladimir]

Best entertainment I had in a while. Amazing cooking skills Matt!

[@TheOnlyTaps]

This definitely NEEDS to come back ❤️

[@luigistyle_]

The smoke alarm randomly beeping when he's making the sauce got me fucking dead hahaha

[@liamlees5899]

Matt this amazing I need more

[@person11398]

finally cooking with dark viper I’ve always been wanting to see this

[@llama9359]

This looked fun, like the cake video. Always love to see you cooking :D

[@enderrs9884]

0:44 Now that's what I called "Fresh Meat" 1:21 OK not so fresh any more but the good news is, this meat won't get kidnapped

[@julikaiba]

"its upside down, its correct for me" well of course, you are in australia mate, i thought you knew that

[@Baller0843]

Yes! I love these kind of streams!

[@ElevatedMiata]

This is gold

[@yikes8932]

I watched this video as a distraction from my migraine and I sorely regretted it when the smoke alarm went off... *edit kept going off. Not migraine safe video haha

[@_tp_8360]

Alarm goes off and house goes on fire Darkviperau: runs dead

[@citsu9155]

this is why i love matt and his channel, it’s just so relaxing to watch, speed run fails and sizzling ASMR?!?!! fuck yes

[@godspeedy3403]

I love this series so fucking much

[@Lil_Merzy]

Make moreeeeee coooking guides I’ve been eating the same meals for over 2 years!!! Teach me more!!!

[@SinkMan434]

Well that smoke alarm was a lot of time loss, god dammit

[@kimjungthegreat1869]

This video made me genuinely happy thank you darkviper.

[@tg3298]

The moment Ive been waiting for

[@taibolding7648]

“Cant even eat plane tickets”

[@mrbubz8114]

I'm surprised this didn't turn out to be a How To Basic video

[@THEELEMENTKH]

This is amazing

[@indraotsutsuki5067]

I’ve honestly been loving the recent variety in uploads

[@jedsym5329]

This was the best 10 minutes of my life

[@helloimsteve7389]

Me: *Watches cooking with coryxkenshin* Also: *Cooking with matt*

[@philiptipson393]

Facts bro

[@noahledyard5810]

That series is deader than Matt's runs

[@2664k]

I love you dark viper, you make me laugh and keep me entertained, please dont give up

[@emilioworks2719]

This is the content we've been waiting for

[@ezg1272]

*gets food poisoning* “Terrible RNG, run’s dead”

[@ecoops123]

As someone who has an A* in GCSE Cooking and Hospitality, and last night had a takeaway from Half Man Half Burger, I can safely say our plans for that romantic dinner have been cancelled. I'll just stick to watching the speed run attempts.

[@Stefan_Besteman]

m8 i actually fking love this XD

[@qBeYcarpet]

This gotta become a series

[@tarikwagner2823]

OMG GUYS!!! 5:32 FACE REVEAL

[@Star-ny3fm]

*Forget* me when I'm lost in the comment section

[@nedaskasparavicius8814]

no

[@SpainHater]

Fat CJ Fat CJ

[@Sup-qv8lu]

The name and pfp are perfect

[@kixakii436]

no you fat busta

[@krieg5888]

Fat cj

[@loco4halo1]

I would love a "day in the life of a speed runner" series that is literally just you doing random shit. Quality content love you mat, hope everything is going the best they can

[@H4lfCabElToro]

I Love everything you do xD

[@miguelgarza5337]

USA some oil 😂😂

[@vermine18]

Makes you wonder how many people Matt really sees irl on a regular day

[@roberthedin102]

Best cooking show ive watched

[@KarateAnimate]

Ngl, all the food looked so good.

[@onufmi]

I love how you can feel that his editing skills are absolutely on a top-level, but his camera work and cooking is horrible. Amazing original content.

[@calebb4782]

Its amazing how far down the drain video quality goes when a gamer tries to cook.

[@CRAZY-M6641]

I think we can all agree *we need more of this*

[@Kmortisk]

Hope to see more of these in the future! It might.... just might be worth investing into a tripod or something. :D

[@Matthewboi520]

This is the best cooking video ever and who ever comments first in the comments nobody cares

[@mja2301]

Ok

[@faisalroblox6476]

Dark: kicks back and relax. Then alarm goes off. Him: runs dead

[@TabouliKing]

Best cooking show, i have ever come across

[@KentuckyFriedKitten666]

My parents had a set of those exact same plates growing up and I had a HUGE nostalgia hit when I saw the burgers on it

[@DaftFader]

This video makes up for last year! So funny ... I hope I never have to eat your food man lool.

[@Tony.Bologna38]

Solid video Matt, you outdid yourself

[@bastet113]

this... puts a smile on my face

[@_DML_]

Straight away I was going to ask if the cooktop had a ventilation hood...