Cooter Pond | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 143

The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister.
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Trev's Tour Dates:
Virginia Beach, VA: Oct 22-24
New Brunswick, NJ: Nov 4-6
Jacksonville, FL: Nov 18-20
Denver, CO: Dec 9-11
Charlotte, NC: Dec 16-18
Nashville, TN: Jan 6
Tickets at: trevorwallacecomedy.com/shows/
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Raleigh, NC: Nov 2
Charlotte, NC: Nov 3
Nashville, TN: Nov 4
Atlanta, GA: Nov 5-7
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[@TrevorWallace]

COOOOOOTERS POND

[@lygexotics6380]

Pond cooooooter

[@hunterheath5324]

Cooter's Pond is in my hometown hahaha. It is well known as a hookup spot. Specifically for gay couples. Like rampant to the point they have police officers have to regularly drive through.

[@hunterheath5324]

It's honestly ironic because Alabama tends to be so homophobic

[@tigrisvolus8513]

These hotel episodes are so cute, feels like more of a slumber party than a podcast when watching the video

[@Taylor-xx8is]

Ok but Trevor's girlfriend sending the strawberries was honestly wholesome

[@caniacrl]

28:15 Michael started 7 sentences and finish none of them 😂

[@mattmyers2521]

The hotel room episodes are always the best, I can tell this is about to get extra crazy

[@abbeyranson5515]

nothing feels more wrong than when i listen to this in the carline picking up the kids i nanny from a catholic school

[@nathancross6258]

Fuck I love this podcast, bro this has gotten me through some of my hardest times

[@BeastMacin11]

Trevors venting around 48:00 was hilarious. Sorry that happened but thank you for the laugh that came from sharing your experience

[@ortegaproductions7513]

Omg when you guys showed all the empty chairs I laughed so hard. The silence killed me😂

[@Vexruhh]

Another hotel episode??? I already know this is going to be a banger and I haven’t even started listening yet

[@annieevans6152]

Never felt so confident about my southern accent

[@hannahpearce6512]

im really this early also Michael is matching the chair

[@ians1045]

Is cooter pond worth the 45 min drive we bout to find out

[@sidneychapple2267]

Makes my week every single time 😂

[@sadiephy4621]

High light of my week, thanks boys

[@jak8792]

today has been exceptionally terrible for me, this podcast is all i really have right now thank you guys for making me smile for a while

[@reedchapa7463]

I was at the hotel show. Super awkward environment. Everything they said was true. However, was such a fun show and I loved it.

[@Jumpy2423]

If trevor said he's a Virgin while in that shirt I'd 1000% believe him

[@eeazy4446]

The Gaaaaaaaahhh daaamns are always on point

[@nigwardah]

this makes my week lmao

[@chrisoliver8979]

got ROCKED up watching Trev eat those strawberries

[@ko5498]

Best podcast GOAT

[@lygexotics6380]

Love the pod

[@yankesewt6814]

bruh Trevor's bar game just on different level

[@sammidepalma3539]

Whenever I hear cooter pond i think of that 70s show "mount hump"

[@wrennhamby3176]

I can’t wait to see both of y’all in Charlotte! I hope we don’t end up on the bad list!

[@davidfelker8173]

Yes you should definitely come to Syracuse!!

[@RonyBhana]

that was a wholesome end

[@matthewrosa4944]

That was the best ending ever

[@jullienivery6012]

Trevor: "Chocolate Covered strawberries!?!? Is somebody trying to fuck me!?! Trevor's girlfriend sending the strawberries: Yes, with love from cooter pond 👀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@qorpzi1759]

Trevor blushing 🥺

[@dustinmoyer8131]

So sad your experience was bad at Des Moines. Would love to see you come back to Iowa.

[@cassidygwin8783]

lol i think i might be the one that sent in the message about cooters pond😂

[@gabemoseley4785]

I live down the road from Cooters Pond! I’ve been there many times 😈😈

[@elonbust5132]

Trevor is the type of dude to wear toms in Highschool

[@keegans2960]

Podcast on da bed

[@ogxman28]

Michael learned the word gyrate yesterday

[@Jesus-dz7fh]

Was on a dating app, the chick that popped up mentioned her gecko. First thing that came to my head was “got any gecks?” Blocked and reported

[@jtmaskell1244]

Cooter Pond should be the name of a strip club

[@LedZephyrBlue]

Please god start doing 12pm uploads

[@StiffSocks]

Releasing at 10AM pst going forward 🧦🧦

[@LedZephyrBlue]

@@StiffSocks Love you dad

[@carterwhite1287]

Michael was about to dox trevors girlfriend and that was hilarious Jessica!

[@Bigblacksteve27]

King of the castle I have a chair

[@sweetpea775]

ugh i fucking love you guys!!!!!!

[@jackstoiber3099]

The drive on the other side of the road so they can swing swords at each other

[@tibbysteve]

Anyone on here even know. British Knights shoes. They are dope. I’m gonna bring them back. They were popular in the 80s and 90s. And also shout out tho mathason on Pineapple Express wearing them. 😂

[@mchammer8505]

Liquid death is equal to Dasani lol

[@cammanrogers7633]

god this shit gets me bricked up

[@thomasm4155]

Trevors feet shaking nonstop

[@lindaangel6103]

plano, texas is literally one of the most horrendous cities in america frfrr

[@justinprepodnik3881]

ROFL the HQ of my job is in Plano, TX

[@LaurasWhatKnots]

I was at one of the Plano shows and I had so much fun, don’t be so hard on yourselves! 💕 And fuck that whippet girl! 😂

[@joshuabeekman5731]

How have they not been joe rogan this is a must would be do funny

[@jacobbruner1]

I guess 80 to 100

[@remingtonhobbs9238]

I live in the town next to plano called Allen, missed the show and I’m fuckin upsettttt

[@wetlasagnagaming5561]

Ahhhhh why ain't it on Spotify

[@wetlasagnagaming5561]

This episode

[@StiffSocks]

Its on Spotify!

[@wetlasagnagaming5561]

@@StiffSocks Ayo whattttttits up now lol tanks

[@evangeorge9869]

dam

[@BRHSpartans]

Hear me out... but y'all need a 4 some

[@asand1985]

Film it again but next time no socks! Hehe 🙃

[@mariosweet9656]

its the best yours video! in bed you talk better :)

[@roboyoda1239]

Hey planos not that bad

[@rafaelvalles156]

Why do you always gots to call out New Mexico!

[@ellstackeradventures]

Yoooo

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

U gotta be 89 yrs old sitting on a bag of werthers 🤣

[@Neudos303]

Ecuador JITH Panama

[@Neudos303]

Ta

[@austinburton4061]

1st

[@trailerparkland]

I do not know one single woman (myself included) that thinks their boyfriend watching porn is a disrespect to them. If you’ve had a woman tell you that, likely you’re watching way too much porn or there’s actual things you’re doing that are making her feel disrespected. Masturbation is normal and healthy. The use of a visual aid is also normal and healthy. Referring to around minute 22