When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.
@matthewlabbe83956 жыл бұрын
“Oh I can so just sit here and cry!”
@notreal-jy9wg5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Labbe This quote just played on the TV as I read this comment what a coincidence 💀.
@kiavang73095 жыл бұрын
Matthew Labbe “just sit and cry just sit here and cry”
@djbubsongs58124 жыл бұрын
Your just not good! Your just not go-ood
@rubyxxwolfgaming49093 жыл бұрын
My name is Andrew bernard... The Nard Dog!
@cloudambient3 жыл бұрын
lol precisely why I'm here.
@bigmattwheel8 жыл бұрын
first thing that comes to mind whenever I hear cornell: Andy Bernard and his ra-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ways
@riffraff90706 жыл бұрын
Dwight Schrute Yup!
@mr_wolcott98654 жыл бұрын
Nope, it can't end like this. I slept in my car last night, quit my job, burned all my bridges. I went to the bathroom on my bosses car and I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern.
@brianellis152 жыл бұрын
Phew flag on the play
@Ameliabones68711 ай бұрын
You can't just sit here and cry.
@Ameliabones68711 ай бұрын
You can't just sit here and cry.
@cherry_leviathan59425 жыл бұрын
Ed helms brought me here
@yuh32775 жыл бұрын
I looked up this song to find Andy Bernard singing it and then I found out it was an actual song😂
@trukeesey87153 жыл бұрын
No idea who that is supposed to be.
@yuh32773 жыл бұрын
@@trukeesey8715 the Office
@trukeesey87153 жыл бұрын
@@yuh3277 Thank you. When I saw how cruel and selfish were those characters, I resolved never to watch another episode.
@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb3 жыл бұрын
@@trukeesey8715 Too be fair the office is pretty tame when it comes to sitcoms. shows like south park and it's always sunny in philadelphia are way more mean spirited.
@trukeesey87153 жыл бұрын
@@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb Vous avez raison. All entertainment corporations are led by satanists and witches who are hostile toward caucasians and Christians, so everything is a matter of degree in that world.
@andrewsonzini2994 жыл бұрын
Long live Andrew Bernard and Cornell!
@alexamerling7911 ай бұрын
Made me think of Creed when he said "Its pronouced Colonel, it's the highest rank in the military." lol
@gu983811 ай бұрын
take that dwight!
@tazdianbrewhaha14025 жыл бұрын
Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat.
@thelaw21743 жыл бұрын
That's probably the most beautiful thing I've ever read on youtube
@tazdianbrewhaha14023 жыл бұрын
@@thelaw2174 lol thank you. It's from The Office
@thelaw21743 жыл бұрын
@@tazdianbrewhaha1402 what episode?
@tazdianbrewhaha14023 жыл бұрын
@@thelaw2174 S9E16 if I remember correctly
@thelaw21743 жыл бұрын
@@tazdianbrewhaha1402 Thanks, I'm watching The office. Started 2 weeks ago and I just started season 9
@stupiddumbass23086 жыл бұрын
Without is agricultural program we wouldn't have cabbage
@richardsilver6 жыл бұрын
Stupid Dumbass *modern cabbage
@meighanlafata96985 жыл бұрын
*at least not modern cabbage
@sleevelessace79203 жыл бұрын
Without Schrute farms you would not have beets
@antccantc55943 жыл бұрын
That's a big red bear. Thats a BOBBLE BIG RED BEAR...GOD!!!
@briansmith87306 жыл бұрын
Cornell. Ever heard of it?
@trukeesey87153 жыл бұрын
Of course. I applied there in 1965 because it was one of only two schools in USA that had a course in herpetology. The other was Arizona State University.
@mb-nq8fs3 жыл бұрын
@@trukeesey8715 it’s a reference from NBC’s “The Office”
@trukeesey87153 жыл бұрын
@@mb-nq8fs Thank you. Longer ago in time there was a satirical version of this song. I thought maybe the other school in in competition against Cornell might have been the source of this comment, but you have setted me straightly.
@user-me9je2ts1k3 жыл бұрын
It’s pronounced Colonel it’s the highest rank in there military
@maxedlegacy33304 жыл бұрын
“It’s pronounced colonel and it’s the highest rank in the Military” - Creed Bratton
@sleevelessace79203 жыл бұрын
“ITS PRONOUNCED CORNELL AND ITS THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE!” -boner champ
@sarahvich4 жыл бұрын
The office (amazing) I want 30 more seasons
@Christoph-sd3zi Жыл бұрын
But with Michael in it
@pongolowpill85965 ай бұрын
Nah but all the office jokes aside that is a straight up banger
@extravagantpanda7962 Жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the best years of my life at my favorite place in the world. Cornell is and will always be "gorges".
@petetotaro95106 жыл бұрын
The “Alma Mater tune” of Cornell University is the most beautiful, heart ❤️ rendition, which is the foundation of ALL Alma Maters, worldwide! This amazing music will bring tears to all the graduated Alumni! Why? Because. It is the most modified one that schools of higher learning, one will ever find dearest to the heart and soul!
@raymondpastoral23117 жыл бұрын
Best school hymn I've heard.
@dante35435 жыл бұрын
When graduation comes... there’s a lot of students crying when they sing this for the last time (as undergrad students at least)
@jinsungkim40249 жыл бұрын
GOD, I miss Cornell
@woodstockrocks998 жыл бұрын
And I wish I could get into Cornell.
@riffraff90706 жыл бұрын
You never went to Cornell! J/k Or am I... But did you?
@tristianlolzylolz6 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@h.y.k.j.44667 жыл бұрын
Beautiful song, and campus. Keep changing the world.
@carolinewilson20696 жыл бұрын
The Andy Bernard reference is to a character on The Office tv show. He kept mentioning that he went to Cornell. This song was played at the end of Dirty Dancing but the words were changed.
@beemocha2 жыл бұрын
I visited Cornell University my senior year of high school (Fall 2008). It’s gorgeous up there! Ithaca is beautiful
@Christoph-sd3zi4 ай бұрын
Ithaca is beautiful - I worked at the Ithaca branch of Dunder Mifflin before it was closed.
@jordansouthwood91145 жыл бұрын
I always get emotional listening to this. I miss college
@jhc_fan4 жыл бұрын
Join hands, hearts and voices. Voices, hearts and hands. At Kellerman's the friendship lasts long as the mountain stands.
@tazdianbrewhaha14025 жыл бұрын
GO NARD DOG!!
@jointhefist10165 жыл бұрын
why do I keep listening to this!
@terranrepublic70232 жыл бұрын
Ed Helms' acting was so legendary that they named a school after it, wow!
@MegaJustGeorge4 жыл бұрын
Even though I've never attended Cornell University, I appreciate it - for it is what is truly a fine and decent institution of higher learning. Mr. Ezra Cornell - you've done good!
@valeriemoreno47107 жыл бұрын
Andy Bernard
@charlessawyer8363 жыл бұрын
I am from Ithaca and this might as well be be Ithaca’s anthem
@HobbyOrganist Жыл бұрын
The song's actual title is "Annie Lisle", from 1857, words and music by H.S. Thompson
@Hellokittyhouse.1233 жыл бұрын
Go Big Red!!! I literally have goosebumps and am proud to be part of the Cornell story!!!
@robertpolestar-em4je2 күн бұрын
I’m here because I graduated from Cornell;…one of the most beautiful campuses in the nation.
@steveperry13442 жыл бұрын
i never went to cornell but i heard this in an old movie and was so taken by it that i looked it up and i enjoy singing it to myself or to anyone who will listen. over the years i have run into alumni by chance and i sing it to them, not sure what they think of it.
@jailanrayvon4347 жыл бұрын
Hail Cornell
@thegalhorowitz2 жыл бұрын
TED COLLEGE ANTHEM AS WELL AS CSU, AMERICAN UNI OF BEIRUT , SEVERAL UNI IN CHINA AND FEW MORE USE THIS BEAUTIFUL ANTHEM, I always cry when I listen.
@NormDeMoss2 жыл бұрын
Far above Cayuga's waters/ There's an awful smell/ Some say that it's the Cayuga/ Others say Cornell! Not the bravest/ Not the brightest/ Nor the best are we/ By courtesy of our tuition/ Cornell University! (No hatred to Cornell, I just knew the joke lyrics long before the real ones!)
@Ameliabones68711 ай бұрын
OH I CAN SO JUST SIT HERE AND CRY.
@samorwhatever44854 ай бұрын
best "fight song" of all time
@emmanuelkamasah13734 жыл бұрын
You sing beautifully. That's a melodic performance._ Great anthem Cornell! Go #BigRed...
@kikic90972 жыл бұрын
Damn I came here bc of Andy Bernard but this is actually quite nice
@opaulamorgan42657 ай бұрын
This is beautiful school song, if not the most beautiful👏🎼
@joedelilo56087 жыл бұрын
High above the LA freeways, And the traffic's whine, Stands the well-known galactronics, branch of Yoyodyne. To the end, we swear undying Loyalty to you, Pink pavilions bravely shining Palm trees tall and true.
@rutabagaforce27106 жыл бұрын
Joe Delilo Amen.
@richardturner69815 жыл бұрын
@ Joe Delilo: That was pretty good! I love it!
@lauratorres60392 жыл бұрын
Here is a little gift to all my friends who attended Cornell in Ithaca. Fondly , Wells alum class of 1978
@원망5 жыл бұрын
Alma mater melody was used Korean highschool called, SONGDO. The school was built at 1906.
@Jadenjosey Жыл бұрын
By The Wondrous Leaky Waters And Great Mount White Head!
@londontadpole50643 жыл бұрын
I came here after watching The Office for like 30 times, and thought ‘well I like this song’. (Toby smashing flowers on the wall)
@ravisasankreddy54042 жыл бұрын
Exactly same me too
@sleevelessace79203 жыл бұрын
Here comes treble
@MarkSinacori2 жыл бұрын
Same tune as the Central Catholic High school in Lawrence, Mass Alma mater. We also have “lift the chorus speed it onward, loud her praises “bless” Hail to thee our Alma mater” at that same point.
@onishomar4899 ай бұрын
copy
@ashwinprabaharan94535 жыл бұрын
andy bernard greatest alum of cornell
@gregoryrodrigues25772 жыл бұрын
Agora eu já sei a linha de baixos de duas universidades, da que eu estudei, e da Cornell. Obrigado Andy.
@ninjacker14972 жыл бұрын
My favorite alma mater.
@rhymegames-puzzlesjigsawst21317 жыл бұрын
cool, a great video. Thanks for the love you put into it! Keep it up :) :) :)
@cmweber19994 жыл бұрын
RED AND BLACK!
@asjames5287 жыл бұрын
This is my first choice I really wanna go!!!!
@guricane5 жыл бұрын
Adam James be rich!!
@user-to5zl6tf4h5 жыл бұрын
Min3gam3r156 you don’t have to be rich to go
@FaizaanDatoo5 жыл бұрын
Are you here yet?
@vaibhavvatsshukla2593 жыл бұрын
Good bless Andy Bernard!
@Christoph-sd3zi Жыл бұрын
aka The Nard Dog
@raymondreddington97699 ай бұрын
The Office USA Bring me here 😂 😂 😂
@dj-BME4 ай бұрын
Hail Cornell 🐻❤
@jenniferperea58837 жыл бұрын
This is the same as our Alma Mater at my high school LMAOO
@adamooiweimin89376 жыл бұрын
Is the name of your Alma Mater also in this list? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Lisle
@yudelkagenao Жыл бұрын
Long live cornell
@awcdenney6 жыл бұрын
Planted in the Blue Ridge Mountains High above the plains Stands out noble Alma Mater Kissed by sun and rain Pickens High our Alma Mater Deep in our hearts we’ll hold Love and loyalty we give thee Green and white and gold Years may dim our recollection Change in time will come While we live we ever cherish Friendships here begun Pickens High our Alma Mater Deep in our hearts we’ll hold Love and loyalty we give thee Green and white and gold
@michaelsolis86593 жыл бұрын
All hail! OAS AAS LLS. If you know you know.
@austinpfoster10 ай бұрын
I tried to add a like to go from one to two, but then couldn’t because I’m the one that liked this over a year ago. All Hail!
@davidli25185 жыл бұрын
Hail Cornell, from IU. I think we got exactly the same tune for Alma Mater lol
@DK-ub5ph5 жыл бұрын
Kind of sad that in this thread there are many mentions of Andy Bernard but not one comment about Carl Sagan.
@yuh32775 жыл бұрын
D K who cares about the fact people only really know about Cornell because of Andy Bernard
@DK-ub5ph4 жыл бұрын
@@yuh3277 Well, based on your grammar skills, I'm sure YOU didn't attend Cornell.
@yuh32774 жыл бұрын
D K I am 15 years old. Plus my grammar wasn’t even wrong in that sentence
@DK-ub5ph4 жыл бұрын
@@yuh3277 You're wrong. "Who" needs to be capitalized. You require a question mark at the end since it is an interrogative sentence. I note you didn't bother with any punctuation. Also, you're lacking a period in your rebuttal. Case closed. Good-bye.
@yuh32774 жыл бұрын
D K oh my god ur a nerd and a half. Who doesn’t need to be capitalized because you’re username was the beginning of the sentence. And I’m typing a KZbin comment. I don’t need punctuation. If I was writing a normal essay I would use it. Go have fun with your thoughts cause you have no friends
@Fortnitegirl-ri9pp7 жыл бұрын
He Is Butt
@_Tangable7 жыл бұрын
texaspoontappa he is hawt
@LukeParon6 жыл бұрын
Screw you Texaspoontappa
@jberczi65 жыл бұрын
Fuck you Jason Jason Jason
@ST4LE333 жыл бұрын
He’s not hawt he’s gay
@arimayerfield1263 жыл бұрын
Nard daawwwg
@user-xr4jj6xk4c2 ай бұрын
They played this at my Graduation
@rko29468 ай бұрын
I’m manifesting a Cornell ED acceptance! 🤞 Edit: Got deferred but still hopeful
@arm4nduk33 жыл бұрын
And suddenly my parents went broke because my father blew through all our money
@Sarah-the-Carin10 ай бұрын
This is nearly identical to the alma mater song of KU
@hanbyeol_ow2 жыл бұрын
산수 좋고 역사 깊은~~
@cloudambient3 жыл бұрын
Rut ut dut da doo
@jointhefist10165 жыл бұрын
This is just, idk what it is, but I like it
@michaelsacca63685 жыл бұрын
roo do do do doo
@prakharpatel28523 жыл бұрын
Hey Cornell, one of your Alumni Mr. Andrew Bernard send me here !
@dougimmel29 күн бұрын
Actually, I'm here because of Kurt vonnegut's Player Piano
@aqueseth2 жыл бұрын
A graduation song in Kindergarten and Elementary and High School and College in the Philippines 👩🎨👨🎨🎵🎶🎼🎙🎤🇵🇭
@blak3meyer4 жыл бұрын
Far above Cayuga waters
@josebarcelona115 жыл бұрын
would love the satb for this song
@trukeesey87153 жыл бұрын
music.library.cornell.edu/alma-mater Mi familia Condes de Barcelona centos de anos pasados.
@WinstonNewYork6 жыл бұрын
Now that's a school.
@santiagomunez45852 жыл бұрын
Tiong Leng Tiong Leng!
@AAA999XYZ2 жыл бұрын
We’ve heard of the office, but is anyone here because of third rock from the sun?
@kevinharper16295 жыл бұрын
Dirty Dancing? Why am I thinking of that?
@leslie54765 жыл бұрын
It's the song they sing at the end of the talent show. Same music, different words, though. Right before the famous "nobody puts Baby in the corner" line ;)
@austinpfoster2 жыл бұрын
Red and Black, flag we love.
@PolarBear698 Жыл бұрын
Ours sounds like theirs
@SolarFarle2 жыл бұрын
Camp Lazlo brought me here.
@sakanablesakanable11 ай бұрын
That's what she said!
@The_Practical_Bond2 жыл бұрын
I think I saw Bernard Hall
@nolamichelle92394 жыл бұрын
Lmao my highschool took this and rebranded it ANNAPOLIS STYLE
@bubbles31244 жыл бұрын
This is the same hymn of my High school and The same hymn of The University of Alabama
@YourGuyDan6 ай бұрын
I love how everyone is here bcs of andy/ the office lil
@cherry_leviathan59425 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that one scene from monsters university even though this is way older then monsters,university
@charlesgarrett77663 жыл бұрын
Ken Dryden thats how i know Cornell
@TheShipsStore6 ай бұрын
Yep, just found out my school song (KU - Crimson and Blue) was basically copied from Cornell :(
@ThirdCultureChinese3 жыл бұрын
omg Lehigh Unviersity has the same alma mater!
@josuevalar64656 ай бұрын
I come from dunder Mifflin
@si_vis_pacempara_bellum49066 жыл бұрын
The nard dog!!!!! Lol
3 жыл бұрын
This melody as far as I know belongs Ted Ankara College in Ankara, what a shame you thieves!