Coronavirus Comes for Stocks & James Bond | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@Rushil69420]

18 minute warm up put it directly in my veins

[@HiSunnyMorgan]

my sentiments, exactly

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Straight to the jugular

[@jujutaylor2186]

He called Kylie Sgt. Flavor. I died lmao

[@vampire_workday]

they really let desus go out there with the vest on backwards lmao

[@wildbillwilmoth98]

It's for the bit my guy.

[@allgemini05]

im dying.....they let my man go a whole 7+ minutes...lmao

[@brothers1222]

Julia is like a substitute teacher that lowkey thinks the two badass kids in detention are funny so she just has a conversation with them. Rewatch this from that perspective and it’s somehow even funnier 😂

[@pascualmorales4286]

Been said this myself bro its hella wild

[@timothysichone4109]

Facts😂😂

[@nomadic8000]

Wow, that comment brought me memories.

[@brothers1222]

KryanBong hahaha exactly

[@terryrussell4411]

been there and that is so on point.

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

"I got money in a Nike Box, that don't fluctuate...unless my kids find it."

[@the_gratefulgamer]

In a better rap era. We'd be hearing lines like this weekly.

[@abergs-dp2ob]

yeah that's a bar

[@bongs1995]

that got me too

[@truestdude]

Facts!!!

[@truestdude]

@@abergs-dp2ob hip-hop quotable

[@JoeMenjivar]

Desus doesn't do fashion, he does art

[@topemeister3000]

Joe Menjivar Desus invented fashion

[@robertanderson5890]

are you a raptors fan

[@haljordan9715]

Copied Ibaka’s phrase 😶

[@GreekInThe6ix]

but what about scarves

[@emilyhartman6108]

@@GreekInThe6ix I've been in the scarf game for 10 years!

[@gulfside13]

Confident ass Mero: "I'm Corona free. There's no cases of Corona in NJ by the way." Mike coming thru with the immediate knowledge dart: "That's not true." 😂😂😂

[@kongming66]

Facts, Meros lives right by NJ's ground zero I think

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

4 cases in Jersey at the moment, all pussy

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

@Torchy Brown that's what happens when you go to a hospital in Hackensack. Played himself.

[@shane-o-matic]

Immediamente🤣

[@genericstaticshock705]

Michael Anthony? 🤣🤣🤣 (Edit: Thats who I thought you were talking about until I finished the video) 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

[@tristanchuey]

Lmao 😂 Julia about to throw hands over that Zara comment

[@SUPERxDARIO]

Tristan Chuey it’s pronounced Zur-rah

[@sfrussell999]

Ask a new Yorker to say Saucony, they think it's Italian or some shit.

[@KidAstronaut]

“That’s the difference between Dr. Pepper and..Sergeant Flavor” LMAOOO

[@crashdiditable]

The dolezel reference is spot on.

[@spiritualblkgirlie]

right!

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

That whole family wants to be black so bad

[@crashdiditable]

@@IjeomaThePlantMama yep them and the Kardashians 🤬

[@hotbluflame2933]

The Great Value Beyonce 😂😂😂

[@christenford3864]

I hollered😅

[@vealchop2490]

Desus those fits are wylin my guy... had the shit on backwards and couldn’t even tell

[@carlossantiagogomez888]

Eds S lmaoooo

[@carlossantiagogomez888]

FASHION

[@carlossantiagogomez888]

Man's wore it to the stage and everything like this that new heat

[@jorgemcrib8433]

So gay

[@oceanzmusic]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@theplourde]

Mero saying Kylie is “the Great Value Beyoncé” I am 🤣🤣👌🏻💀

[@screwballprotagonist4381]

Desus looking like the hood Solid Snake

[@ladycheyne5607]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Get out🤣🤣🤣🤣Lol!!!

[@djvortix]

Srsly want a game like this now 😂

[@jayvang7490]

Big Boss is just his deadbeat Dad and Liquid is a half-brother or cousin 😂

[@uzuvert7542]

this show only works bc there’s no direction or prompter. just pure improv and off the dome. like sitting with the homies

[@OLLIE-ILL]

Hot takes on a warm up with the crowd with graphics cued up isn't improv. The rest of the show is 100% scripted and you can tell by how Desus trips on his words when reading. Mero does exaggerated announcer voice when he reads. Also every comedic talk show I've ever heard of has a crowd warm up, but this is the first I've ever seen that actually shows it.

[@uzuvert7542]

Ollie Ollie ok dude

[@MrKrystalMethod]

they’ve said there’s a prompter before im pretty sure, and they have bts where they are clearly reading from a prompter for their promos

[@halomasterthrasher3331]

Every Warm Up should be 15 min or more

[@ShelbyBaby27]

Damn Kylie, you gotta buy Ivy Park like the rest of us! Bey ain't sending you any special deliveries! 🤣

[@frazierlori89]

I caught that... Mero was getting ready to as “Is that Julia’s hand?” Before he could get Julia out..Desus said “NO!”💀💀💀

[@shayboogie3682]

frazierlori89 We should discuss Thisssssss!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤣

[@LindaMitchell]

We need Mero's sister on the show.

[@mia21281]

In scrubs! 🤣

[@danielynpetion]

She's been in the audience (the emoji episode)

[@kparker905]

@Danielle P Wait, really?

[@kparker905]

Seriously, they've been talking about her for years, and I'd love that

[@moneymaker3208]

Linda Mitchell yes and to tell us some embarrassing Mero stories lol (ones that he doesn’t voluntarily tell us himself)

[@jerminfestedmedia]

famous last words "i'm carona free" fade to black n white - Mero in memoriam

[@josebenavides1850]

W A S T E D

[@Virtuoso191]

💀💀💀💀

[@WotDogLikeGo]

This tweet

[@spaceboogie9333]

"ZUHRAH!!"

[@sarak8996]

Listen. I died watching this. ZahRah. Somebody come revive me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@allgemini05]

When the bullet proof vest says "one size fits all"....they lyin!

[@nycmachinegun]

Yoooo almost 18 mins!!! Thats wassup!

[@kriskenard]

the warm-ups are mini podcasts and i love it

[@timothysichone4109]

You say Que Lo Que, I say CDC😂😂😂

[@bettywoop575]

Kylie Dolezal 😂😂

[@jemarrebrown836]

I don't know what we would do without Julia

[@javellk400]

Desus wants to be a resident evil protagonist so bad😂😂😂

[@KindaJadedish]

Yes delivery was still available in China for the most part except for the initial mandated quarantine in Wuhan. Postmates recently added a feature to specify if you want delivery to be left in front of your door

[@ashinkledinkle]

Za rah is Hilarious! Imma call it that 😭😭😭

[@gilj7622]

"Great Value" Beyonce'..... I can't with these guys ROFL!!!

[@youngmoney8713]

It's the like the difference between Dr. Pepper and Sgt. Flavor lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@apajpap]

Is sgt. Flavor real I know about Dr. Choice never of sgt flavor

[@youngmoney8713]

@@apajpap idk I've never heard of it either

[@faserferserfevfsg6407]

desus out here looking like a 7 year old baseball catcher

[@Rocksmylocs]

Who styled Desus bruh.. someone played with him lmaoo

[@Yowley]

"You don't know fashion, I'm sorry"

[@coolcousin2154]

😂😂 that's that I got money shit

[@melissan.246]

It didn’t work in the 80s and it still doesn’t work!those pants-nO

[@ArashiKageTaro]

Melissa magiC Okay, Melissa. Thanks for your useless input.

[@anthonymaher3395]

Yooo that’s a carhart yankees fitted... desus gear is fire

[@5280PolotheKid]

Theirs a hat brand called 47 tgat has em... i got a raiders one

[@dokebi4502]

@@5280PolotheKid RAIDER NATION RISE UP

[@DutchessG]

No lie...I get a bit miffed when the podcast is late, I have a stressful job so I need y’all to get me through the morning.

[@La_vida_del_campo_es_organica]

funny how Desus mentions tom hanks and he was the first hollywood celeb to get it. crazy!!!

[@Keithnicity]

Yo Mero deserves an Academy Award for not ROASTING Desus during the refitting of his vest. Out here lookin’ like skinny Fiddy lol.

[@Khronogi]

Desus with the Division shoutout!

[@kparker905]

The way they brought up Tom Hanks without even knowing he has the Coronavirus

[@KylinBrady]

Whoa.... watching this a year later.... telling. #hindsight #Corona19 I am obsessed with these guys. 🙌🏿

[@TaylordSpirit]

As long as no one comes back to life or reanimates after corona virus death, humans will survive this...

[@c0wboys4life]

I hear you on that but even if they come back if they them slow walking motherfuckers we should still be good. Too many movies, games and etc for us not to be ready that type of stuff....but if they Dawn of Dead fast it's over 😅

[@gdup2009]

@@c0wboys4life World war Z fast. Dawn of the dead they learned. So I'm not mistakenly throwing stuff out. Dawn of the dead the zombie learned how to shoot the rifle.

[@c0wboys4life]

@@gdup2009 Naw I'm talking about the Dawn of the Dead when they was in the mall not the one with the zombies figuring out weapons. But yea them World War Z or just any that run like a wide receiver out here it's over....the slow walking ones man I gotta work in the morning just kill some zombies on the way* 😅

[@victoriahall1404]

@@c0wboys4life If they world war z fast imma just kill myself. Them first round draft pick zombies were a problem

[@Teddyhive16]

-Sir WESLEE- dawn of the dead they was track runners on there

[@earthtojat]

Mero was just chillin with a wet hand😂😂😂

[@BlntFrceTrma]

THIS ONE EXTRA WARM

[@hanaj]

It took me a few minutes to figure out they were saying Zara

[@Brainstorm1000]

“Dr.Pepper & like Sgt. Flavor” I only drink the real Dr no bootleg great value shit unless I’m struggling & really want it 😂

[@ContactBrand]

8:03 “the only original” he was about to say Caitlin Jenner 😂🤣

[@oscartrillo8966]

"That's not true!"

[@Nala-xf6rz]

I really enjoy Julia on this show. Plus she's actually funny...

[@Queenofsole100]

It's funny that they referenced Tom Hanks.

[@GoldenBlissWithin]

Thanks for the extended cut! 👊🏾

[@youngsuit]

Desus really trying to flex about that vest but came out wearing it the wrong way like a kid putting his footie pajamas on backwards

[@moneymaker3208]

Loved Mero getting the Kartrashians together. I would like more of it.

[@jayfelix7026]

18:00 min warm up , y'all too good to us

[@TehStylishone]

This is a warm up? Do they post all of them. I like the improv

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

I'm definitely in the pocket of Big Jerkoff.

[@Lord_Fried]

"Jeff Bezos with the dented can of tomatoes" Desus wilding 😂😂

[@josepolanco3941]

Why does Desus look like he just finished his second shift at home depot?

[@moneymaker3208]

Because he did.

[@jayvang7490]

Looks like he picked up a job as a gun runner 😂

[@lautheleo]

Update: Tom Hanks has the coronavirus, so this didn't age well lol

[@KingKilla7245]

Bro I was itching for this. Kept refreshing the channel lmao

[@gelatobaker9679]

wen they said make some noise if you got the coroni's i would of shouted "AHHH AHHH WUU"!!!!😂

[@ExodusDB]

1:54 this man can predict the future

[@Contrerasj1337]

18 minutes for the warm up!?? This episode finna be good

[@ss11111ss]

lol desus had his jacket on backwards

[@clibreros94]

Mero switching up the beard after Letterman flute soloed Desus. Lol he’s got the ill fit tho

[@Lcoop1980]

Dis Neegah said "she GREAT VALUED Beyonce🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tdotp1618]

A missed opportunity. If he fist bumped Mero after he pured alcohol on his hand this would've been an instant classic!! #1 Corona virus meme...almost

[@primetime073]

Pronounced ZAH•RAH

[@colemiller6529]

18 minute warmup doesn't make up for a missing podcast 👀

[@Unknown_Entity001]

Mero: BRING IT CORONA COVID-19 Non-Delta Variant: I got you fam.

[@halomasterthrasher3331]

Desus mentioned Tom Hanks and now Tom and his Wife are positive for the virus

[@johnnyc.3261]

You know you drunk when you take the cap off the bottle to talk.

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Babysat the eff outta that

[@1dollardrew]

Oh my God the Tom Hanks joke is infinitely more funny now as of March 12 2020

[@rainrainlsn]

7:52 is the realest Mero ever. We do hate to see it, papi.

[@leonellujan8562]

Desus with the division reference, love it!

[@luckymfmc]

Desus outfits 🤣🤣

[@jenniferjuarez3016]

Those Jordans are lit my guy.

[@inaj27]

“@myself wtf” love it 😂

[@ThomasChurchill3]

bruh pouring the rum before the dap holy shit lmaooo

[@Jobother]

Desus looks like when middle school girls would walk with their backpacks on the front

[@sharkishark2094]

NY wit the Carhartt logo and color is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@djrt8179]

Aziz spreading Corona to all the clout chasers “looking for love” with that fingers in the mouth move.

[@twoodbeats]

That Carhartt Yankee joint is FUEGO

[@samirahstanford432]

MERO putting rum on his hand to give dap, was fucking EPIC!

[@ak22196]

Congratulations Robert

[@seanwilson8168]

Mero's Shoes THO

[@talaveraleonardo]

The last but was the cherry on top lmao

[@dereklagrandwalker]

"i wasn't wrong about bitch-on-freeze" - im dying hahahahahahahaha

[@shotbynolan1705]

Kylie Jenner is Sergeant Flavor 🤣🤣

[@Holla412]

That carhartt NY hat is crazy

[@danac.6836]

Well that makes sense..when I was watching the episode I thought Desus had on a book bag I'm like he bronx for real 😭😭😭

[@Chris-zo4vu]

This fit from Desus is like a kid wearing his Pop's o.g security guard kit from the Kennedy assassination

[@WeTheVille]

Desus predicted Tom Hanks getting coronavirus 😂😬

[@delia9277]

Desus saying ZarAH and "ballerina flats" is sending me

[@sarak8996]

ZahRah has now officially replaced no cap.

[@mikaw.7972]

Damn I need them Js Mero got on❗🔥🔥🔥

[@moneymaker3208]

FUEGO

[@SUPERxDARIO]

“That’s not true..”🤣🤣🤣

[@unc1589]

They sound exactly like the Bronx guys I grew up with. We could sit and snap for hours expanding on a single joke. Some of the most intelligent observations.You couldn’t be dumb hanging out with us. Big up to my bronx niggas

[@roodick85]

Not gonna lie..I'm bout to jump on some retro Desus and Mero I need that raw

[@jarmoulcorbin660]

Yo anyone know the name or where i can get that vest. Idc i would so rock that.