Coronavirus Comes for Stocks & James Bond | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Coronavirus continues to wreak havoc as it delays Daniel Craig's next Bond film, crashes the stock market, and forces a Desus wardrobe change. Plus Kylie Jenner vs. Beyoncé.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

"I got money in a Nike Box, that don't fluctuate...unless my kids find it."

[@the_gratefulgamer]

In a better rap era. We'd be hearing lines like this weekly.

[@abergs-dp2ob]

yeah that's a bar

[@bongs1995]

that got me too

[@truestdude]

Facts!!!

[@truestdude]

@@abergs-dp2ob hip-hop quotable

[@Shrimpslider]

“Dr.Pepper & like Sgt. Flavor” I only drink the real Dr no bootleg great value shit unless I’m struggling & really want it 😂

[@stealahb]

you need some Trinidadian Babash! or puncheon. Fores Park. level. alcohol. iChuckle

[@jujutaylor2186]

He called Kylie Sgt. Flavor. I died lmao

[@Rushil69420]

18 minute warm up put it directly in my veins

[@HiSunnyMorgan]

my sentiments, exactly

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Straight to the jugular

[@brothers1222]

Julia is like a substitute teacher that lowkey thinks the two badass kids in detention are funny so she just has a conversation with them. Rewatch this from that perspective and it’s somehow even funnier 😂

[@pascualmorales4286]

Been said this myself bro its hella wild

[@timothysichone4109]

Facts😂😂

[@nomadic8000]

Wow, that comment brought me memories.

[@brothers1222]

KryanBong hahaha exactly

[@terryrussell4411]

been there and that is so on point.

[@vampire_workday]

they really let desus go out there with the vest on backwards lmao

[@wildbillwilmoth98]

It's for the bit my guy.

[@allgemini05]

im dying.....they let my man go a whole 7+ minutes...lmao

[@gulfside13]

Confident ass Mero: "I'm Corona free. There's no cases of Corona in NJ by the way." Mike coming thru with the immediate knowledge dart: "That's not true." 😂😂😂

[@kongming66]

Facts, Meros lives right by NJ's ground zero I think

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

4 cases in Jersey at the moment, all pussy

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

@Torchy Brown that's what happens when you go to a hospital in Hackensack. Played himself.

[@shane-o-matic]

Immediamente🤣

[@genericstaticshock705]

Michael Anthony? 🤣🤣🤣 (Edit: Thats who I thought you were talking about until I finished the video) 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

[@JoeMenjivar]

Desus doesn't do fashion, he does art

[@topemeister3000]

Joe Menjivar Desus invented fashion

[@robertanderson5890]

are you a raptors fan

[@haljordan9715]

Copied Ibaka’s phrase 😶

[@GreekInThe6ix]

but what about scarves

[@emilyhartman6108]

@@GreekInThe6ix I've been in the scarf game for 10 years!

[@tristanchuey]

Lmao 😂 Julia about to throw hands over that Zara comment

[@Super.Dario.daVibediver]

Tristan Chuey it’s pronounced Zur-rah

[@sfrussell999]

Ask a new Yorker to say Saucony, they think it's Italian or some shit.

[@screwballprotagonist4381]

Desus looking like the hood Solid Snake

[@ladycheyne5607]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Get out🤣🤣🤣🤣Lol!!!

[@djvortix]

Srsly want a game like this now 😂

[@jayvang7490]

Big Boss is just his deadbeat Dad and Liquid is a half-brother or cousin 😂

[@uzuvert7542]

this show only works bc there’s no direction or prompter. just pure improv and off the dome. like sitting with the homies

[@OLLIE-ILL]

Hot takes on a warm up with the crowd with graphics cued up isn't improv. The rest of the show is 100% scripted and you can tell by how Desus trips on his words when reading. Mero does exaggerated announcer voice when he reads. Also every comedic talk show I've ever heard of has a crowd warm up, but this is the first I've ever seen that actually shows it.

[@uzuvert7542]

Ollie Ollie ok dude

[@MrKrystalMethod]

they’ve said there’s a prompter before im pretty sure, and they have bts where they are clearly reading from a prompter for their promos

[@KidAstronaut]

“That’s the difference between Dr. Pepper and..Sergeant Flavor” LMAOOO

[@hotbluflame2933]

The Great Value Beyonce 😂😂😂

[@christenford3864]

I hollered😅

[@vealchop2490]

Desus those fits are wylin my guy... had the shit on backwards and couldn’t even tell

[@carlossantiagogomez888]

Eds S lmaoooo

[@carlossantiagogomez888]

FASHION

[@carlossantiagogomez888]

Man's wore it to the stage and everything like this that new heat

[@jorgemcrib8433]

So gay

[@oceanzmusic]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@crashdiditable]

The dolezel reference is spot on.

[@ms.ashley999]

right!

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

That whole family wants to be black so bad

[@crashdiditable]

@@IjeomaThePlantMama yep them and the Kardashians 🤬

[@nycmachinegun]

Yoooo almost 18 mins!!! Thats wassup!

[@LindaMitchell]

We need Mero's sister on the show.

[@mia21281]

In scrubs! 🤣

[@danielynpetion]

She's been in the audience (the emoji episode)

[@kparker905]

@Danielle P Wait, really?

[@kparker905]

Seriously, they've been talking about her for years, and I'd love that

[@moneymaker3208]

Linda Mitchell yes and to tell us some embarrassing Mero stories lol (ones that he doesn’t voluntarily tell us himself)

[@halomasterthrasher3331]

Every Warm Up should be 15 min or more

[@x.jaynine]

Desus looking like a Roblox character 😂

[@ShelbyBaby27]

Damn Kylie, you gotta buy Ivy Park like the rest of us! Bey ain't sending you any special deliveries! 🤣

[@theplourde]

Mero saying Kylie is “the Great Value Beyoncé” I am 🤣🤣👌🏻💀

[@spaceboogie9333]

"ZUHRAH!!"

[@frazierlori89]

I caught that... Mero was getting ready to as “Is that Julia’s hand?” Before he could get Julia out..Desus said “NO!”💀💀💀

[@shayboogie3682]

frazierlori89 We should discuss Thisssssss!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤣

[@Rocksmylocs]

Who styled Desus bruh.. someone played with him lmaoo

[@fabioleitao6423]

"You don't know fashion, I'm sorry"

[@coolcousin2154]

😂😂 that's that I got money shit

[@melissan.246]

It didn’t work in the 80s and it still doesn’t work!those pants-nO

[@ArashiKageTaro]

Melissa magiC Okay, Melissa. Thanks for your useless input.

[@sarak8996]

Listen. I died watching this. ZahRah. Somebody come revive me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jerminfestedmedia]

famous last words "i'm carona free" fade to black n white - Mero in memoriam

[@josebenavides1850]

W A S T E D

[@Virtuoso191]

💀💀💀💀

[@WotDogLikeGo]

This tweet

[@timothysichone4109]

You say Que Lo Que, I say CDC😂😂😂

[@bettywoop575]

Kylie Dolezal 😂😂

[@faserferserfevfsg6407]

desus out here looking like a 7 year old baseball catcher

[@primetime073]

Pronounced ZAH•RAH

[@gilj7622]

"Great Value" Beyonce'..... I can't with these guys ROFL!!!

[@TaylordSpirit]

As long as no one comes back to life or reanimates after corona virus death, humans will survive this...

[@c0wboys4life]

I hear you on that but even if they come back if they them slow walking motherfuckers we should still be good. Too many movies, games and etc for us not to be ready that type of stuff....but if they Dawn of Dead fast it's over 😅

[@gdup2009]

@@c0wboys4life World war Z fast. Dawn of the dead they learned. So I'm not mistakenly throwing stuff out. Dawn of the dead the zombie learned how to shoot the rifle.

[@c0wboys4life]

@@gdup2009 Naw I'm talking about the Dawn of the Dead when they was in the mall not the one with the zombies figuring out weapons. But yea them World War Z or just any that run like a wide receiver out here it's over....the slow walking ones man I gotta work in the morning just kill some zombies on the way* 😅

[@victoriahall1404]

@@c0wboys4life If they world war z fast imma just kill myself. Them first round draft pick zombies were a problem

[@Teddyhive16]

-Sir WESLEE- dawn of the dead they was track runners on there

[@allgemini05]

When the bullet proof vest says "one size fits all"....they lyin!

[@jemarrebrown836]

I don't know what we would do without Julia

[@javellk400]

Desus wants to be a resident evil protagonist so bad😂😂😂

[@ashinkledinkle]

Za rah is Hilarious! Imma call it that 😭😭😭

[@lautate5995]

Update: Tom Hanks has the coronavirus, so this didn't age well lol

[@anthonymaher3395]

Yooo that’s a carhart yankees fitted... desus gear is fire

[@5280PolotheKid]

Theirs a hat brand called 47 tgat has em... i got a raiders one

[@dokebi4502]

@@5280PolotheKid RAIDER NATION RISE UP

[@Alexxfco]

funny how Desus mentions tom hanks and he was the first hollywood celeb to get it. crazy!!!

[@josepolanco3941]

Why does Desus look like he just finished his second shift at home depot?

[@moneymaker3208]

Because he did.

[@jayvang7490]

Looks like he picked up a job as a gun runner 😂

[@KindaJadedish]

Yes delivery was still available in China for the most part except for the initial mandated quarantine in Wuhan. Postmates recently added a feature to specify if you want delivery to be left in front of your door

[@Diememends]

THIS ONE EXTRA WARM

[@Khronogi]

Desus with the Division shoutout!

[@hanaj]

It took me a few minutes to figure out they were saying Zara

[@oscartrillo8966]

"That's not true!"

[@youngmoney8713]

It's the like the difference between Dr. Pepper and Sgt. Flavor lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@apajpap]

Is sgt. Flavor real I know about Dr. Choice never of sgt flavor

[@youngmoney8713]

@@apajpap idk I've never heard of it either

[@kriskenard]

the warm-ups are mini podcasts and i love it

[@youngsuit]

Desus really trying to flex about that vest but came out wearing it the wrong way like a kid putting his footie pajamas on backwards

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

I'm definitely in the pocket of Big Jerkoff.

[@kparker905]

The way they brought up Tom Hanks without even knowing he has the Coronavirus

[@LaDominicana33]

Julia has lost her mind The Terminal was a great movie!

[@kevthepoet]

Shit, I asked a girl what her favourite colour was last weekend. Yea, with a u cos I'm British. With abs. True story.

[@Super.Dario.daVibediver]

KP Kev the Poet stfu😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🇬🇧

[@moneymaker3208]

Girls like when guys asks questions like that (pro tip) It shows interest.

[@sarak8996]

ZahRah has now officially replaced no cap.

[@DutchessG]

No lie...I get a bit miffed when the podcast is late, I have a stressful job so I need y’all to get me through the morning.

[@djrt8179]

Aziz spreading Corona to all the clout chasers “looking for love” with that fingers in the mouth move.

[@Keithnicity]

Yo Mero deserves an Academy Award for not ROASTING Desus during the refitting of his vest. Out here lookin’ like skinny Fiddy lol.

[@UKLeonie]

Trust my Jamaican side is winning, anti bac V Bay rum 😉.

[@colemiller6529]

18 minute warmup doesn't make up for a missing podcast 👀

[@johnnyc.3261]

You know you drunk when you take the cap off the bottle to talk.

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Babysat the eff outta that

[@Queenofsole100]

It's funny that they referenced Tom Hanks.

[@jayfelix7026]

18:00 min warm up , y'all too good to us

[@TehStylishone]

This is a warm up? Do they post all of them. I like the improv

[@slickrickcm]

4:17 that chick moans

[@autumnjade815]

Wray&Nephew 👀

[@2012withShantelleS]

🇯🇲

[@UKLeonie]

I got my UK store brought and smuggled in the suitcase flask sets.

[@NOTSHARP]

I don’t know him but congrats Rob

[@the_gratefulgamer]

*The Terminal was NOT a bad movie.*

[@earthtojat]

Mero was just chillin with a wet hand😂😂😂

[@RichardTabar]

Some videos will seem really strange as things get worse with this pandemic. This is one of those. Hope I'm wrong.

[@Nala-xf6rz]

I really enjoy Julia on this show. Plus she's actually funny...

[@halomasterthrasher3331]

Desus mentioned Tom Hanks and now Tom and his Wife are positive for the virus

[@theSuperviLLain_est]

That Carhartt Yankee hat is grimey

[@ExodusDB]

1:54 this man can predict the future

[@KylinBrady]

Whoa.... watching this a year later.... telling. #hindsight #Corona19 I am obsessed with these guys. 🙌🏿

[@tdotp1618]

A missed opportunity. If he fist bumped Mero after he pured alcohol on his hand this would've been an instant classic!! #1 Corona virus meme...almost

[@josephbaker3966]

1 minute in and 160 views that’s what’s up bodega hive

[@ss11111ss]

lol desus had his jacket on backwards

[@town_biznessman380]

This bit reminds of a point I heard about Bloomberg election bid. His money would've been better served if he promised every American 1 million dollars to get elected. Would've been cheaper as well.😂

[@seamac206]

Or reparations

[@eoa363]

We would've had to pay taxes on that though.

[@LSRandomHandle]

1 million x 327 million =/= 500 million though

[@town_biznessman380]

@@LSRandomHandle thats why I said it would've been cheaper.

[@LSRandomHandle]

@@town_biznessman380 but 500 million (what he spent) < 327 million x 1 million. So it wouldn't be cheaper

[@luckymfmc]

Desus outfits 🤣🤣

[@clibreros94]

Mero switching up the beard after Letterman flute soloed Desus. Lol he’s got the ill fit tho

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Yo all my brits know about beans. Beans everywhere

[@Unknown_Entity001]

Mero: BRING IT CORONA COVID-19 Non-Delta Variant: I got you fam.

[@diva1675]

why ...how things have change

[@ContactBrand]

8:03 “the only original” he was about to say Caitlin Jenner 😂🤣

[@waynewalters7896]

I'm gonna now start calling zara...ZORAH

[@Mrruidiaz]

Damn that 12 year old yes or no note is a def must cause my dumbasss did it

[@ms.encyclopediabrown1361]

Za Rah? Za Rah? 🤣

[@Jobother]

Desus looks like when middle school girls would walk with their backpacks on the front

[@LindaMitchell]

I will be pronouncing Zara the Desus way from now on.

[@AntistarSessions]

Its very annoying watching people dress desus like hes a special needs person. Come on man i know you got money etc but there is no need for two people to do that for you while you sit still.

[@zintlemvana7955]

Lol, chill.

[@mysticalquilava]

Mero saying eat the rich and the communism shit in the goose game video means u know he's getting radicalised which is dope af lmaoooo

[@WatermelonDeity]

Shoutout skinny friedman shoutout zara work pants shoutout the whole chobani and adderall series

[@aj9379]

lmao the nike box was hilarious but you should absolutely be investing into stocks over time. invest in nike and apple you buy all their products and make the company rich. mind as well own some of their stock.

[@ak22196]

Congratulations Robert

[@kiarah.371]

did this chick really say the terminal was a bad movie

[@Lord_Fried]

"Jeff Bezos with the dented can of tomatoes" Desus wilding 😂😂

[@WeTheVille]

Desus predicted Tom Hanks getting coronavirus 😂😬

[@reason18]

Y'all just noticing this shit now? Usually it's whatever Beyonce does, Kim K does 8-10 weeks later. Usually whatever Rihanna does, Kylie Jenner does 8-10 weeks later. The surprise here is that Kylie is biting beyonce before Kim had a chance to bite her. That whole kardashian family is just a tribute band to black women.

[@TravelwithRia92]

Facts 💯

[@rainrainlsn]

7:52 is the realest Mero ever. We do hate to see it, papi.

[@DrewSpeedDemon]

Holy fuck this was 21 years ago

[@DrewSpeedDemon]

Its february 2021

[@ernestodeavila8076]

what the hell is that vest?? lol