Coronavirus VII: Sports: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver discusses the sudden disappearance of sports due to coronavirus, how their absence is impacting people emotionally and financially, and the complications of bringing them back anytime soon.
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[@JellesMarbleRuns]

We're so incredibly excited about this collaboration, thank you so much for making this possible!

[@RoterStier100]

Time to get hyped! Love your channel, Keep it up!

[@merrillmiller663]

This comment needs more upvotes!!

[@fionafiona1146]

Yours are the only sports to keep running

[@junogreeen]

Lets Gooooo

[@samudithakumarasinghe2146]

Oooooooooraaangersss!

[@DonOmarRamiro]

HBO: WHY do you need 100K for? John: Marbles.

[@financial_ornithologist]

All the marbles!

[@magnusmadkrantz147]

Ehh marbles?

[@magnusmadkrantz147]

Ahh got it. They are geting some sort of Noble price.

[@drunkensailor3736]

LOL John never disappoints. But, given that he did an episode on Bolsonaro in 2018 I'd love to see him do one on how Bolsonaro is messing up the pandemic in Brazil. The guy is coughing on his own supporters, firing his health ministers and wants the military to step in. There's actually a great video that lays out Bolsonaros handling of the pandemic: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGXPZGmYerJ4lZY

[@mustafamalik4211]

Seems legit, proceeds to hit the "Donate" button.

[@stalincom]

As someone who is a veteran fan of the past two Marble Leagues, I can confirm that yes.... the Oceanics were a gigantic clusterfuck last year

[@tijl.c7393]

As an oceanics fan, I've got to admit, he's completely right.

[@gouri175]

An oceanics fan? You must be a masochist, bro. They get roasted left and right

[@crazy4sian]

Did you see them in the qualifiers, this season? I feel like they really redeemed themselves.

[@gouri175]

@@crazy4sian I won't make any statements/judgements until the season's over. I dread that I might jinx it

[@tijl.c7393]

I don't really have high hopes for them concerning the general classification but I really do think they could take a gold medal home.

[@ICHMUSSMALPIPI]

#tidepride

[@gedrictudio]

HBO: Okay, what do you need now? John: A large sponsorship for a sports company. HBO: That's nice. What sport? John: Marble racing HBO: What?

[@MijmerMopper]

"Just don't get in another lawsuit again" "depends of whether Driver watches the show"

[@Alex-is8hk]

You missed the opportune moment to say, "Have you lost your marbles!?

[@mrclueuin]

😄

[@quizcanners]

@@Alex-is8hk I believe it would have been extremely marblophobic, Alex. We live in 2020 for Christ sake! Marbles are its own beings, they don't like to be used as a metaphor for a subset of human mental capacity.

[@Kide]

he did say "what?" he said "YES"

[@kg9266]

Imagine John's kids sitting in the next room overhearing their dad hurling thirsting over Adam Driver and hurling obscenities to a camera

[@sinishq_by_cosishq]

A very underrated comment!!

[@Anwar-tq1zt]

Its so cringe when he talks about Adam Driver again...

[@TYCOIX]

@@Anwar-tq1zt thats why it's funny

[@jadecorbett936]

@@Anwar-tq1zt it's not it's funny

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

Typical weekend at the Oliver household.

[@MyNameIsBucket]

Me, watching my first marble video two years ago: "Ha ha, this is dumb." Me at 7AM the next morning: "ONE MORE VIDEO THEN SLEEP"

[@MyNameIsBucket]

@AmishRiot How dare you.

[@danielmorgan1108]

@AmishRiot I don’t know how but sometimes it seems like there’s something more than luck there cause some teams really are consistently better. You just gotta check it out for yourself tho.

[@zothOne]

@AmishRiot Why would anyone care about any other sport? The way you get into Marble Competitions is by looking at the logos, names and story backgrounds, picking one or two teams that you like, preferably one who is top tier and a low tier one, and give them your unconditional support. I got into it a bit before the league started, so I picked Jawbreakers and Hazers, mostly because they have the coolest names, the Jawbreakers were a mess and did not qualify for the league, which left me with the Hazers, and they were just the most mediocre of them all, 8/16 constantly, it was infuriating, but after a race in which they ended up in 16/16, they have now won a gold and a silver in the last two matches. One of which Foggy the athlete who was running, managed to win the final going from last place to first in the last section, ending the mediocrity streak. Is a Marble League really dumb in the end? Yes, but every sport is, Football or Baseball is only important because people give it some importance and get emotionally attached to some meaningless thing, no matter how well played a match is, it will not directly affect anyone who does not care for it. This is just a convenient, very high paced fun sport, with a vibrant community on Reddit, Discord and especially on KZbin, reading the user comments and memes on these platforms after a match is always fun. I like the idea of sports, but TBH I won't watch E-Sports or real Sports because they take way too long, the games last always more than an hour to justify selling seats. But, nice juicy 10 minute videos with different teams, some to love, some to hate, honestly seems like the best sport to get into, even if it is factually really dumb. Here's the KZbin Page - kzbin.info Here's the Reddit Page - www.reddit.com/r/JellesMarbleRuns/ Here's the Discord Page - discord.me/marbles

[@zothOne]

@AmishRiot cool

[@bingyuebei2609]

@AmishRiot physics? If the marble is rounder or made of some special materials it can bounce better?

[@cazia9]

The glee in John's voice as he launches into the explanation of Jelle's Marble Racing is so pure and joyful, something we are all in short supply of currently

[@serpenttao]

As someone who's been watching Jelle's Marble Runs for years, the last 4 minutes of this episode have made me tremendously happy.

[@danstaifer2028]

I haven't been this happy since team momary!

[@bigworm5024]

Same here. I cant wait

[@TheCAPSLOCKrage]

It honestly brought a tear to my eye. This show does a lot of good.

[@alanmarhic6813]

It’s been great to see them blowup.

[@Alto2]

Same

[@charleszoetmulder3905]

I really appreciate how John has completely adapted his show cause of the coronavirus. At the start, he kept pausing for audiences that weren’t there, but he’s slowly been improving, and this episode it really shows

[@noblesseoblige319]

To be fair, he is pretty used to pausing for an audience that won't make a sound because they aren't there

[@Dannyjedge]

Charles Zoetmulder I would even say this is the best episode in years. Hilarious

[@gauchonic4220]

And his set up is better quality then some of these other late night shows.... not that it really matters

[@milostout6619]

Charles Zoetmulder yeah I agree a perfect example is at 2:30

[@juangarza320]

@@noblesseoblige319 i don't know hearing a short sighted weasel talking is always funny.

[@JRVlogsNYC]

When large established late night shows take over KZbin, a site for independent creators, it is only fair that they support the bread and butter of this site. I LOVE YOU JOHN OLIVER

[@Trrondee]

damn right

[@ConstantChaos1]

I also don't mind when they like just upload the content for overseas fans (like I am with European comedy competition schows) I have absolutely no issue with them getting the ad coins instead of some illegal site

[@thatoneguywiththevoice328]

"is this sexual or is this violent?" "Y E S"

[@wizzzer1337]

2000: Esports are not a sport! 2020: Esports are the ONLY sport!

[@MajorMlgNoob]

Yeah but online tournaments are boring

[@MrGustavier]

yeah I don't know how he could have missed a multi billion sport industry that didn't stop during covid 19 on a 21 min episode about sports during covid 19

[@wizzzer1337]

@@MrGustavier maybe he saves it for another episode, the big talking point for Esports is burnout, stress and prolonged contracts.

[@kaito6185]

Are there any CS:GO tournaments I can join? I don’t have a team 😅

[@colechillen7700]

Esports is a sport like golf is a sport. It takes skill, but not athleticism.

[@fokentertainment571]

at first John was obviously feeling awkward shooting at his home studio without an audience, but now you can tell he's much more comfortable doing the show this way. i can feel his studio vibe coming back.

[@juandefs]

Totally i actually laughed today

[@kyngjaquin4632]

Yup

[@beenaplumber8379]

I was having that same thought. Then he blew my mind with the marble league!

[@lehtishao.8229]

Yeah. And I think he was keeping to the sombre mood of the times too.

[@t.m9341]

Hollywood is also dying and youtube content creators are taking these elite ped0s jobs

[@ZellyTheFangirl]

Found Jelle's Marble Runs thanks to this ep and as a non-sports fan, he's absolutely correct. It is *delightful*. I spent a weekend binging all the past seasons of the marble league and sand races, and I'm now a proud wisp. #WillOfTheWisp

[@erebusvonmori8050]

I am sorry but to not support the Hazers is outrageous.

[@Astragoth2]

@@erebusvonmori8050 Go Hazers!

[@xcw4934]

I hope HBO wrote in an escape clause in case some of the top marbles are discovered to be juicing.

[@Parodox306]

Pretty sure the marble equivalent is greasing.

[@KireTheCat]

Parodox306 na polishing. I think there was a big scandal about it a year or two ago

[@HoHhoch]

@@KireTheCat This man knows.

[@jairkerker2821]

I'm from Holland too and I tell ya, you don't wanna know where those marbles have been.

[@loganmeitz255]

honestly can't believe the savage speeders got to keep their title after their rather poorly disguised PED use

[@T3AMCXMCHUCK]

They all laughed when I started to watch Jelle's marble races years ago, who's laughing now?

[@levijohansen2603]

We're all still laughing at you

[@TeammateAssist]

You know what? I'm with you. I watch Jelle's races and 3Dbotmaker's races since the announcers are kinda on point for a couple of toys. They can laugh at us together.

[@tysonhese]

I supported Oceanic’s for years, I was even laughed at by Marble Racing fans...

[@The_DGO]

Esports fans

[@francomunoz5245]

Finally the recognition Jelle deserved!!

[@adelinexxrose]

"Third child, I'm not even sure the mother had to be there" I snorted

[@Timmy10126]

Doofenshmirtz type beat

[@reddeath707]

Doofensmirtz?

[@2small4theMall]

@@reddeath707 Doofenshmirtz, the villain from phineas and ferb. His mother didn't attend his birth.

[@finn215]

@@reddeath707 arch nemesis of Perry the platypus

[@Divaxi]

I laffed too hard at this 😂🤣😂

[@latrodectusmactans7592]

Even John Oliver is dunking on the Oceanics.

[@neos1234125]

It hurts bro.

[@thats_so_laven]

Look man they deserve it and they bloody know it

[@MrCordycep]

😭

[@StriiderEclipse]

Laven not any more

[@aqua3723]

20:28 Yeah, these comments don't age well. Oh well. I'm off to watch every oceanics gold medal. Bye.

[@thecardczar8764]

I had missed that we were at risk of losing the marble league last year until the sponsorship came through. Knowing that now, I am so much more grateful that you stepped in to help. The marble league is honestly the highlight of every summer for me and has been since 2016, so to lose it now would have been devastating. Thank you, John Oliver!

[@alltradejack]

So glad Jelle's Marble Runs is getting the recognition it deserves. For long time fans and supporters of the channel, it is great news that they now have the sponsorship they need.

[@CanMav]

Exactly, it's been such a great channel for so long

[@siremerrionepie9796]

Same

[@mattrando5291]

Turded!

[@grahamcochran5400]

Preach

[@Sheamu5]

I used to sub, I was shook when Jon started talking about it. I unsubed cause it was too addicting lol, but guess I'll go back for this.

[@lostinthelookingglas]

I really want Adam Driver to appear on this show and address this 😅😂

[@E2O10]

I was half expecting them to cut to a clip of him reacting to this ongoing bit. But alas, there's always next time

[@JeremiahTrue]

@@E2O10 Considering how he walked out after Fresh Air played a clip of his movie during an interview, i doubt it.

[@michaeldebellis4202]

That bit made me laugh so long I had to pause the video.

[@kylab8395]

Jeremiah True How is that related? Sure he doesn’t like to watch his own acting, but he was on SNL, he can do a comedy bit

[@WinstonKillDeath]

“Why does he want me to hurt him?”

[@StephenSiu]

The Adam Driver bit went on longer than expected, and was well deserved.

[@Suchega_Uber]

I can't believe how much traction that channel got. The races are just so compelling. I feel bad for unsubbing last year. The videos were dominating my recommendations and it burnt me out. I didn't realize so many people were aware of it. Imagine my shock when I get recommended Jelle again, watch it on a whim, and find out it's sponsored by John fucking Oliver. It's like finding out about vanilla and chocolate swirl all over again. This year's events were so great. Had some really dramatic moments, some shocking upsets, and the same energy that would make competitive knitting exciting. #TidePride

[@adammcinerney2804]

Adam Driver should just fill his resume with thirsty John Oliver quotes

[@npc6817]

so mister Driver, it says here you're "ready to slide your hard, gargantuan probe all the way to the bottom of our company's Mariana trench like the telegraph pole equivalent of a hot researcher from some gay porno." care to elaborate on that?

[@Vscustomprinting]

it certainly wouldnt hurt to put john oliver as one of his references

[@robertlockwood3277]

I was really hoping for a surprise skype call from Kylo. I think we all know it's coming.

[@kurtsudheim825]

Adam Mcinerney I've never watched any, but those vids for so & so reads thirst tweets keeps coming into my feed, if he did a reaction to Mr Oliver's, I'd almost certainly watch it

[@charlesthoreson4162]

So cringey..

[@kateb1761]

the only good thing that came of Game of Thrones ending is that John apparently inherited the budget

[@baardkopperud]

Amazing! Even John Oliver said HBO had become a dragon-based economy.

[@thesadwolf]

@@baardkopperud But John breathes just as much fire as a dragon so it all balances out in the end.

[@StupendousMan461]

I think they're also saving a lot of money not baking giant cakes or having huge dance numbers

[@homerinchinatown2]

@@StupendousMan461 I was just wondering which cost more: sponsoring the marble league or the giant cake.....?

[@whitb850]

The other good thing about GoT ending is that a once-great show that had slipped into a soul-crushingly awful parody of itself was finally put out of its misery and former fans could begin the healing/forgetting process.

[@Blades500]

I got introduced to Jelle's Marble Runs when this episode debuted and...to say the least, I'm hooked. GOOOOOOOOO'RANGERS!

[@Fletchayabetcha]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@vanriperje]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@samuelnakai1804]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@beauwoodcock7327]

#HAZEAMAZE

[@swanstarr1441]

false, #speediskey heathen

[@waytoohypernova]

"third child? Im not even sure the mother has to be there"

[@waytoohypernova]

Plot twist im the third child

[@Ks-rp3mt]

@@waytoohypernovawas your mother there

[@AdarshHari708]

@@Ks-rp3mt the questions of life

[@ThePoshboy1]

That's probably the first time in months that I've actually laughed at one of John's jokes.

[@rachelrachel9152]

"It all started the day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up"

[@mjpapa]

I'm just waiting for Adam Driver to make an appearance on this show

[@rickc2102]

I'm hoping he does it, but looking as awkward and confused as the rest of us.

[@Isirian]

I wonder if it's something for the season final, cause that would be perfect :-D

[@johndanielson3777]

When will Adam Driver-senpai notice John?

[@RanRayu]

would be fun if he would be in some new mascot suit en just pops his head off when john goes on his driver drive.

[@katherinealvarez9216]

Honestly, I want either his wife or Star Wars co stars to be invited.

[@ACRJ06]

HBO: Okay John, we need to save money during this pandemic. John Oliver: Can we sponsor an entire marble racing event?

[@Hdx64]

I'm not gonna lie. In my head, I read that dubbed by the actor that interrupted him during the whole Bob Murray number and it was hilarious

[@Vexiratus]

Two words: Dragon Money

[@tyroland06]

@@Vexiratus Aren't they running out of Dragon Money?

[@iamaheretic7829]

Why would they be losing money ?

[@humanoidcat9633]

HBO: Have you lost your marbles?

[@gg454lune]

I just watched the qualifiers. 22 minutes and 25 seconds of joy.

[@rowdyeggplaad578]

Momo Barely won 😳 #MOMO2020

[@benkimmel8412]

@@rowdyeggplaad578 Mo carried us in, and the rest of the team responded

[@rowdyeggplaad578]

@@benkimmel8412 yes

[@ishitamathur1614]

The punchline of the Adam Driver segment genuinely made me scream with laughter. I have no words.

[@erinnicole5748]

This is why I love John Oliver. He doesn't just complain or point out the injustices of the world, he always finds a way to do something to help it. We need more people like John.

[@usupjospup7839]

@@badboys6590 BTS BTS BTS

[@NitemareMoon]

I don’t know why I started crying when John said they’re fully funding the marble run. This is such a special show

[@ryanmafnas3]

Right?! He always does stuff that elicits that response! There’s been multiple times during his show where he’s made a reveal, and I honestly got choked up

[@priscihc123]

Me too!!! I started tearing up!

[@davidscolare6760]

It's midnight where I am and I nearly screamed and woke my family up. I'm so proud

[@alvinburrell]

I just watched one of the Marble Races. Minute 1 - "What an I watching". 15 minutes later I'm jumping out of my seat as Mercedes edged out Honda for 2nd place. This is gonna be addictive watching!

[@connormignault4748]

If you’ve only watched the Marbula E races... I HIGHLY recommend checking out the Marbula 1 and the 2018/19 Marblelympics. Even more exciting!!

[@dennyshouse]

Nobody- Me, a third child- It all began on the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up.

[@songanon]

John sponsoring the marble league is why this show is amazing.

[@prajwalpingali]

GOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS

[@edenjung9816]

Go snowballs

[@SGGCREATIVES]

I've been watching this show for years now, but this made me to like and subscribe to this channel.

[@23san30]

@@SGGCREATIVES Same man, hope the green ducks and Black Jacks win this time around!

[@PabbyMan2000]

It'll be more fun to have John do the play by play

[@eli.8169]

It’s like John Oliver knows when I’m about to go to sleep

[@kelly2fly]

He knows!!

[@shaileshs8242]

John Oliver also knows your social security number and your credit card details.

[@TheChrisgojai]

I know right?

[@Teddy-up5cd]

Dude I literally said to myself "if I refresh and nothing's there I'm gonna sleep"

[@viktorw2322]

At 8AM ;)

[@KevHCloud]

I've been watching Jelle's Marble Runs for a few years now, ever since OzzyMan Reviews pointed me to it. I'm happy to see it getting much more traction and having a sponsor like this to let the good work continue!

[@sixstringedthing]

OzzyMan's commentary is literally the only thing that can improve Jelle's Marble Runs, other than sponsorship by a major national network of course. How cool would it be if they got him on as a semi-regular guest commentator?!

[@emestella_]

I love you John! That was a marbellous move! Thank you for sponsorshipping this great event! I follow Jelle's channel since 2017 and I really find awesome that the runner of the show I watch since 2016 is joining the game! I hope you can interview the winners at last :D

[@CulinVlau]

John Oliver: "I really want sports to come back." Translation: "I really want to see Liverpool FC win its first Premier League title in 30 years on the field, and not be awarded the title as a technicality that some people will endlessly dispute"

[@ma7amedx89]

I was surprised he went through this whole sports bit without mentioning Liverpool

[@aerynsunx]

THIS. Absolutely. And I'm all in on that sentiment. 😄

[@geniuswithacapitalk]

Whoa! This is oddly specific 🤣

[@tharengore7215]

Lmao so true

[@MohammedSafwat1]

It's 6 points away , almost 2 matches . The reds deserves this title , they earned it. YNWA .

[@Theomite]

I'm just gonna drop what someone wiser than myself on the Internet said better than I could: "All these billionaires telling people to risk their lives to get back to work reveals one thing: they don't make their money. *You* do."

[@remy1728]

b-b-but we're a meritocracy! ...at least that's what I was told by the billionaires.

[@g.p.1101]

So, anybody who works for an organisation with a billionaire owner has never taken home a paycheck according to your logic. According to you, 100% of the money generated by said person's good and/or service went directly to their billionaire CEO. Whoever made this comment isn't wise but rather uneducated and ignorant. Not a single person in the USA is forced by law to go work for a private sector organisation.

[@starforgedape]

Spoken like a true Marxist 😉

[@erodi6956]

@@g.p.1101 Go home and take your bad faith argument with you. You know that's not what they're talking about.

[@Dunnerski]

Just like no one's required to join the army lmfao

[@caincha]

It's official: people have been in quarantine for so long they are losing their marbles lol

[@joviridian7636]

We've found them.

[@Evanswift]

So glad Jelle’s got the recognition it deserves. I got hooked in 2018 and loved it since #TEAMMOMO

[@ManoredRed]

HBO: "Now that everyone is quarantined John can't waste our money on stupid shenanigans anymore" John: *Sponsors a marble racing league over the internet*

[@firstnamelastname9918]

LMAO!!!!

[@sluttymctits4496]

It may have been the smartest decision John/HBO have ever made. The MarbleLympics and Marbula One are incredible!

[@darklinkinfinite]

I mean, they are sinking like $20 million for a crap filmmaker (Zack Snyder) to rejigger one of his crappier films (Justice League) so a few thousand to sponsor a marble league seems like an incredibly smart use of their money by comparison

[@tpeluso]

HBO: "You've really come up with another stunt to blow our money on in quarantine?" John: "Oh *fuck* yes." HBO: *sighs* "At least this one is better than rat porn..."

[@extropiantranshuman]

@Shlomo Goldsteinberg It's like the sports teams in reverse.

[@jorg3023]

John is doing a whole segment which main argument basically kills his dream of Liverpool wining the Premier League.. and I respect that.

[@evanliu8025]

Poor Liverpool...if the season doesn't restart just give them the Prem they deserve it and no one was gonna catch them

[@johngrave5554]

@@evanliu8025 YES 100% I'm a gooner, but Liverpool dominated and they should not be punished for this unforseen circumstances.

[@fiaestebanlara6092]

$TRAIGHT UP !!

[@BKKfreak]

I'm only 20 seconds in... And I know that's coming. I'm a lifelong Man United fan (from Manchester before it starts) and I feel bad for Liverpool fans this season.

[@Slaphappy1975]

@@BKKfreak I'm a lifelong Man United fan and can't wait to rub it in my liverpool supporting mates' noses if they don't officially win the premier league.

[@thisissubred]

Just went back to this, league's still going strong and im so glad this made it to the international stage like this. And the Oceanics are still a mess

[@joepod]

Not even in the League this year.

[@Dalton1294]

@@joepod Currently they are in 16th in the Showdown standing with a very good chance of being relegated

[@joepod]

@@Dalton1294 Yup. We need a third tier just for them.

[@MYTUBE427]

I’m so happy about you guys sponsoring the marble runs. That was honestly just what we needed. You are heroes

[@Leidnix]

"Not the heroes we wanted, but the heroes we needed." Coming next year to the Marble Cinematic Universe.

[@kuzmavolkov]

With the Iron Marble gone can the Marble Spider fill its sphere? Or has he rolled away from his responsibility?

[@pulsaru.i.o.676]

The REAL TRUTH about CORONA: Dr. Buttar kzbin.info

[@ruby_fox]

When your heroes forced to save you, or their kids will starve, that's not really a *decision*, isn't it? The US this far shows the worst outcomes, the third of all infected, almost a hundred thousands dead, and it's not only Trump's fault, Democrats are just as corrupt. If you have any respect for people carried you through this pandemic - support them when they will rise to protests, infact, many of them already do.

[@Leidnix]

@@kuzmavolkov Nah Captain Marble will take over unfortunatly^^

[@tharengore7215]

@@kuzmavolkov Or has he sank to the Deadpool. On another note Gene Rodenmarble is working on something.

[@clintbarton7306]

I have a feeling that Adam Driver is going to show up at the end of the season.

[@chezmoi42]

Well, that would be quite a mmmm...climax.

[@straydogbite]

It would be a better overall joke if he never did and John was just a odd fan

[@thewriteinpresident]

@@straydogbite You thought you KNEW the world {you lived in} cause you been SURROUNDED by FREE MASON Lodge Members from Age Ten Years old to “these” Old Crows them “Shriners” of the Prison and Jails RUN by their FREE MASON Lodge Members, and taking we THE NONMASON CITIZEN “Tax Payers” to be ARRESTED as WE THE PEOPLE “of our” States for LAWS “we the people” do not agree with.?.?.?.?, nor have “any say in” so these (COVID19) PROJECT BLUE BEAM [Global Citizens] and Their GLOBAL GOVERNMENT of these FREE MASON “INTERNATIONALIST” can call ALL the shots “in our” National FLAGS???, and then dispose of our “CONSTITUTIONAL” CITIZENS RIGHTS.?.?.?.? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hombkqaght-heNU You best learn how to kill FREE MASON {in secret} be they 10 years old to 20 year old FRAT BOYS and Collage Sorority Sisters, my “nonmason” YOUTH of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition of We The Pak-Toe be we [good or evil] too decimate The Racka whom are beyond [good and evil] [{**}] thinking THEY LIVE these “Profane” FREE MASON whom walk among us with their U.N. Troops {FACE MASKS} /_\ are Gods and Goddesses walking among we the nonmason people, persons, and populations “of our” COUNTRY…….., but they and them LOYAL to them FREE MASON Houses of S.A.T.A.N. and L.U.C.I.F.E.R. are all partakers of SEDITION - Treachery - High Treason / * \ and the “RULE OF LAW” that says and STATES “Specifically” by their own DECLARATION - Memorandum…..., and PROCLAMATION that [They Live] [{*}] these FREE MASON Lodge members “must be” +=+ SHOT ON SIGHT as “betrayers” to OUR 50 STATES FOR AMERICAN Flags, Constitutions, and Boarders!!!! www.federalpay.org/military/grades/o-4 Nothing but Paid PRIVATE CORPORATE C.O.P.S. in this [U.S. Military] that are no better then these other U.N. Flags and CORPORATION C.O.P.S. known as {G4S and Academy} BLACK WATER Privateers to do MURDER to “we the nonmason” people be we children, toddlers, preteens, teenagers, and all the way up to our Grand Mas and Grand Pas, so ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST and {keep killing} these FREE MASON “U.N. Troops” of JADE HELM 15 in Secret…….., as they like to die (in their) +=+ FREE MASON [Lodges] BLOOD OATH SECRET SOCIETIES!!!! www.federalpay.org/military/grades/e-5 So do tell me people….., and persons……, and “POPULATIONS” of the U.S. Flag UNITED NATIONS World Police {NATO Military} of /_\ #QANON U.N. FLAGS “for this” INTERNATIONAL MAFIA of and for YOUR free mason lodges the “so called” Illuminated ones???? How much MONEY [do you need] too Kill, and Murder, and Rape, and Torture, and ABUSE your own fellow “HUMAN BEINGS” nonmason Citizens.?.?.?.? Never Forget My NONMASON People….., WAR IS MURDER…..., and any whom “Participate” in WAR are Murderers not Heroes “or Saints” for they have killed our own kind “be they” FREE MASON or Not... The Green hat` [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@comrade-princesscelestia4907]

@@thewriteinpresident k

[@jamalwoods9649]

Probably so Oliver can grab him inappropriately. Oliver needs help SERIOUSLY

[@secretforreddit]

I am SO GLAD that you're sponsoring this! I've been following Jelle's Marble Runs for years and am so excited for this Marble League. Go Team Momo!

[@beaker8706]

I just went over and checked out Jelle's Marble League, and it was great!. Thank you LWT for sponsoring there channel, this is such a great thing to do given our current situation.

[@A_T216]

I LOVE the implication that the recurring Adam Driver bit is 100% on John, and his staff is just as baffled and morbidly amused by it as we are. But even so, I love the pure glee on John's face even more.

[@mollymac9108]

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful framework....thank you 😍😂

[@RideTheLightning93]

Recurring bits are the best, my favorite being the hand-below-the-desk-coming-up-for-a-zinger-high-five on 'The Colbert Report'. John has Adam Driver and AT&T, but I need more details on how they started. Either way, they're amazing and the Adam Driver one is easily my second-favorite running joke.

[@paulisaperson0516]

Anyone here after the last show of 2020? 🥴

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@paulisaperson0516 yep

[@thatoneguywiththevoice328]

Yes and the comment about his wife was hilarious

[@redpanda6125]

You can always guess when John Oliver is about to introduce a new shenanigan: his eyes are sparkling and his all body radiates excitement. He's a real contained firework

[@evcotter08]

He’s an absolute treasure.

[@nomnom112]

He seems genuinely proud of this one.

[@tgraf66]

@@nomnom112 I would be proud, too! Believe me, if I had the spare cash, Jelle and his team would never want for another sponsor. I would just hand them a blank check and tell them to do what they do best for as long as it's viable to do so.

[@nomnom112]

@@tgraf66 maybe it's a good thing you don't have the cash.

[@tgraf66]

@@nomnom112 Probably. ;-)

[@jeremystrout23]

I didn't know I needed marble races with F1 sounds overlayed but I very much need more of this in my life!!

[@qutalive]

I got so used to this show being shot without the audience that now I don't want it to ever be.

[@originpulse4234]

John Oliver is the only man alive who can see marble races and decide: “yeah, I’d like to spend HBO’s money on that.” *Wild.*

[@rf5381]

WWG1WGA! Flood the trending pages!

[@andremarcos8919]

I don’t think he spending HBO’s money on that. I think he spending the shows budget money on that.

[@andremarcos8919]

You would say it is HBO’s money but it was given to the show so technically it’s the shows money.

[@Fuerstede]

And boy am I glad he does!

[@haley6645]

Technically, it's AT&T's money now. So, take that business daddy!!

[@WhyRUReplyingToMeHo]

I think I’ve developed a sixth sense for when John is going to start talking about Adam Driver.

[@Liam-ui2eu]

I call it dread 😂

[@emsam3457]

me too

[@patriciaorourke1816]

Liam Lassiter does anyone know when this creepy obsession started?

[@Liam-ui2eu]

@@patriciaorourke1816 I believe at the very beginning of the season, just before the coronavirus segments

[@user-lo8fb7cd2f]

Okay. I have anxiety and started watching these amazing marble races two years ago. Edit: They helped take my mind off anxious comcepts. They are amazing, and I’m so glad they’re finally getting their time to shine.

[@ainsleyjackson4850]

This whole pandemic I’ve been saying that I’m loosing my marbles and I think I’ve finally found them

[@girlofanimation]

I'd say John's lost his marbles, but he's reassured us that they're in a roundup for the first race.

[@HeriEystberg]

You lose some marbles - you sponsor some marbles!

[@alfajorcin]

To make marbles you have to break some marbles

[@alfajorcin]

I ment marvels but i dont eant to get sued by marbel company and their dizzy commics

[@TrenchantAtheist]

The marble league just blew the minds of all the sports teams owners: "Wait, we can manufacture all the drama and storylines of the athletes with negligible production costs without paying the athletes hundreds of millions of dollars? What have I been DOING all this time?"

[@prime8nate]

Some of the marbles haven't set up Instagram accounts yet but other than that it's all systems go.

[@Sharikacat]

Go Team Galactic!

[@mrmrsrobinson4725]

yesss the marble league is the ish! ive been a fan for 2 yrs its actually dope! #jellesmarbleruns

[@Dr_Gerbz]

"Wait, we can manufacture all the drama and storylines of the athletes with negligible production costs without paying the athletes hundreds of millions of dollars? What have I been DOING all this time?" They've already got a term for this in the US: student-athletes. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pombc4t-aLh9pJI

[@xXTomokoKurokiXx]

Vince McMahon knew that already bud.

[@tobiaschaparro2372]

When the Midnight Wisps won it was a Top 10 happiest moments of my life.

[@zainabmejja9936]

I've never ever thought that a marble league could sound so exciting! Plus those angled shots and commentary of the marble race is genius!

[@mechengr1731]

Its really well done. That reminds me, I need to finish up the 2022 season. I got caught up with other things, and missed the last few events

[@joaopaulo-ls2ir]

I hope one day Adam Driver makes an apearance in this show and adresses John's comments hahahhaha

[@DStrormer]

Yes! Although, it's understandably scary for Adam to be in the same room as John but that just means now is the perfect time to do it remotely.

[@DoubleL11862]

Just 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence as they listen to everything that John has said with Adam making unwavering eye contact.

[@freetheuyghurssupporthongk1278]

it would be much much weirder than just a dress

[@salenebrom6476]

Collin Blank 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@lolatomroflsinnlos]

@Django Fett slap a restraining order on me you menacing obstacle

[@lenamarie387]

Writers: How many Adam Driver references would you like this season? John: Yes.

[@virtualagent4878]

Lena Marie kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kly8105]

It's getting so ridiculous I'm getting to the point of thinking the person who writes John Oliver's lines is a woman, owns his show, and legitimately stalks Driver indirectly.

[@sailinbob11]

How many are there ?

[@99lodewijk]

@@kly8105 why should ut be a woman, Adam Driver is objectively a hot man and I'd happily get railed by a train if he'd be the conductor. Check my ticket you Star-warred beast, you manly human equivalent of a Russian Bear.

[@Alex-pq2fv]

John: One Writers: Oh really? That'll be easy John: Per episode

[@Jmixup]

Jelle's Marble Runs is real fun, made me smile that they got a shout out here! Edit - oh smeg, you legends. ugh, didn't know it has started, damn you YT notifications!!!

[@AlashiaTuol]

The Marble League just had their qualifying round! Go Oceanics! Redeem yourselves and #RideTheWave!

[@lukeblackmon3067]

These first 2 events have been rough, but we can comeback and win this! #RideTheWave!

[@sebyy__]

High Tide will come soon! Our wave will smash like a tsunami! #RideTheWave

[@Highabovemexo]

They’re on the comeback boiz!!!

[@lukeblackmon3067]

@@Highabovemexo Yeah they are!!! #RidetheWave

[@AlashiaTuol]

@@Highabovemexo I hope so. I really hope so. I'm just afraid of jinxing it.

[@tjgordon5]

Marble League 2020: While the world is losing its marbles John is buying them.

[@KayzaTotem]

I sense a new conspiracy theory coming up... ^^

[@michaeloftaoism]

Dammit. I did not see this coming. Lmfao.

[@scottamolinari]

Or rather, sponsoring them. LOL! Good one no matter which way you look at it. LOL!

[@CMDRZero01]

Tide Pride

[@colettecarroll9371]

When my friend was pregnant with her first child, she said she felt some days she was losing her marbles. I bought her a bag of marbles to keep so when things got tough she could take them out and look at them. Always had them, still does.

[@FloatingSunfish]

John sponsoring a Marble League was so out of left field but also makes complete sense for this show. Welp, I know what I'm watching for the next few months.

[@fprosk]

Welcome to the fanbase! You're gonna love it

[@patrickmccaffrey5406]

you won't be disappointed, Jelle has plenty of binge worthy content

[@Osukaani]

Go Green Ducks!

[@walkerbrowning3642]

I’ll be honest I probably watch that more frequently than other sports

[@federicofaenza8675]

@@fprosk except if you're a Mary fan, or even worse, an Oceanic fan.

[@doctrzombie]

THANK YOU for Saving The Marble League! (And as an Oceanics Fan, Yeah... Last year was a rebuilding year, this year we're going all the way!)

[@alifpatria2135]

And they just won it :')

[@timothyyambing6160]

The Marble League deserves a whole episode from Last Week Tonight

[@Pancakiii]

"Third child - I'm not even sure the mother has to be there." I died hahaha

[@chasejones7008]

Reminds me of this sitcom episode where this woman had 8 kids, and while in labor with her 9th she was playing cards and said Doctor, don't worry about being late when he had to check on another patient, we can do this ourselves.

[@Taz22]

That child goes up to be head of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

[@botigamer9011]

My mom was my Grandma's 14th child

[@MarcofKenya]

Tarique Aziz XD

[@fionafiona1146]

My brother was no 4 hours old when my parents stopped to get BBQ supplys (my mom waiting in the car with im) vs. Me who had no medical reasons to stay in hospital for 4 days.

[@okkl09]

The most shocking thing in this video was John calling football “soccer”. What they have done to you, John? Who did you become?!

[@jeremy98121]

I think that "soccer" may be because when people ask about the football they said "is sucker that football" and maybe that's why they called "soccer"

[@Exarian]

@@jeremy98121 Actually, Soccer is from British slang! It's derived from Association (that is, FIFA rules) Football and fits the same general pattern as other british slang. AsSOCiation > Soc > Soccer. So like... its actually a really british term.

[@jeremy98121]

@@Exarian wow, that's interesting, at least I learn something today

[@chalo4792]

The only real football is AMERICAN football!

[@IONATVS]

Exarian Yup soccer was a British slang term originally, just like “Rugger” for Rugby-rules Football, and was common in Britain until around the 60s when they began to associate it with “stupid American” stereotypes in media. The reason it’s called soccer in the US, Canada, and Australia is that when they were first introduced to Association Football, each already had a home-grown descendant of the same original sport (medieval rules varied wildly, but were basically “split entire city into two teams and whoever gets the ball to a designated end of town first wins”-it was called football because it was played ON foot, not because of kicking vs carrying), with most being more similar to Rugby-rules than Association-rules, and the British folks introducing it used the slang term so there wouldn’t be any confusion.

[@anthonyfanchin1144]

John Rolliver marble did a good demo on the last race today.

[@truthhurts3524]

“Beg me to stop you menacing obstacle.” 😂😂😂😂

[@JackDespero]

John Oliver is the first person who, by doing something crazy, actually found his marbles.

[@mr.baymax6809]

I’m your 69th like

[@ACRJ06]

That was pretty damn clever

[@cmdraftbrn]

hopefully he doesnt go momo momo.

[@annadartanagle104]

JackDespero badum-tss

[@johnchessant3012]

What he said about the Oceanics is true. Last year they “hosted” the Marblelympics and placed dead last, by a mile. I have to say, it stung!

[@logank]

Gooooooorangers! But hoping the best for the Oceanics too!

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

Hey, that's seven O's...

[@Chomuggaacapri]

Watching the Oceanics tank last year gave me a weird amount of vindication. It was so funny watching the hosts choke in their own events.

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

@@Chomuggaacapri it's strange how consistently hosts do poorly in the marble events.

[@aadityaphadnis8399]

Nooceanics

[@artistryiscomingback]

TEAM OCEANICS I believe in a comeback baby!!!! Honestly been a fan of the marble runs for a while, happy it's getting this level of recognition. Was devastated when all the original videos got deleted at one point, what a comeback 😍

[@PlaceStillMatters]

21:11 - That Grand Prix sound bite was soooo well placed my hair was literally blow askew.

[@someguynamedelan]

You're cheering for the Marble League now, but as soon as you find out about the rampant steroid use and sexual misconduct, it's all downhill from there.

[@econojon]

Marble Growth Hormone

[@iraevans2013]

How stringent is their spheroid testing policy?

[@teuast]

@@iraevans2013 not stringent enough. i can't believe they still allow red #3 to compete under standard sand rally rules

[@robbuelens]

It is said that they are illegally using cutting oil to reduce friction. ;)

[@mirumotsuyasuke8327]

Plus, they don't disqualify them for being up someone's ass like they used to. #AllDownHill

[@onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312]

I NEED to know how Adam Driver feels about John's comments about him lol

[@musayt]

Vuyiswa Nhlumayo really. I'm about to follow Adam Driver on Twitter just for this.

[@juliogomez2534]

We need a decisive answer!!

[@bryanchambers1964]

Was barely funny to begin with, now its just weird, obsessive, and awkward.

[@imanip7273]

He’s probably very confused and uncomfortable

[@jojolerner113]

Just gonna add a reply here so I get a notification if anyone comes along with an answer c:

[@NeophyteToT]

Watching this again one year later after seeing the Euro 2020 semifinal last night with 65.000 people in the stadium gives me shivers.

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Thank you so much for sponsoring Jelle's Marble Runs and introducing it to us. It's been one of the few things I've been looking forward to recently! I've come back to say this because it's been a brilliant couple of weeks watching every single race in the catalogue.

[@Natalia-un4hu]

“Is it sexual or is it violent?” “Yes.”

[@tylisirn]

The best kind.

[@hyperspeed1313]

r/inclusiveor

[@jasontindell6734]

God Bless you!!!

[@thnktank1]

The needs

[@Odbarc]

My brother would give "Yes." answers when given options ALL THE TIME.

[@RockPowerUSA]

He is the perfect sponsor of anything with marbles, moving or lost.

[@elliotcarlson1239]

Agreed, I was so excited, I have been a fan since they had to 150K subscribers.

[@Aatagawa25]

I about screamed when the marbles came on, and to think he's a sponsor makes me genuinely happy and that in itself is proof that this pandemic is driving me insane.

[@RockPowerUSA]

@@connormcgregor4578 huh?

[@RockPowerUSA]

Have you ever lost your marbles?

[@carriegregory1]

Thanks for sponsoring the marble runs, John. O'rangers forever!

[@blackblade1373]

John Oliver, you beautiful, beautiful man! Thank you for introducing me to this incredible league. I'm such a fan now after watching all the previous marble leave tournaments, I've ordered decals for my two favourite teams - who by the way are crushing it right now in the top 5 of 2020. LET'S GO MIDNIGHT WHISPS and CRAZY CATS EYES!

[@AOsman1]

“Third child I am not even sure the mother has to be there.” 15:15 Whoever wrote that joke needs a raise.

[@MsGreenlamp]

This joke's beard is longer that many marble tracks.

[@blackie999uk]

A. Osman think it would be funnier if he’s stated the wife doesn’t have to be there. 😁 Edit:spelling

[@puberty420]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rorNgWdre9OintU

[@snacktime2497]

This man can convince HBO to spend their money on anything.

[@johncmitchell4941]

Yeah, I'm also jealous that they won't pay to hear what I have to say. Sucks to be 'generic' like you and me doesn't it?

[@snacktime2497]

@@johncmitchell4941 what the actual fuck are you talking about

[@johncmitchell4941]

@@snacktime2497 I'm just trolling for trolls. Thank you for your polite participation. And you?

[@nap6193]

Talking nonsense isn’t really trolling lol you gotta work on that

[@floraf01]

Probably still using that dragon money lol

[@uhoh1321]

He found it. The thing ive cherished for years has finally made it to the world. This is amazing.

[@daniwalmsley611]

I love jelles marble run for the simple reason, you don't need to worry about hurting peoples feelings you can be as intensely passionate and bloodthirsty as you like without having the consequences of it

[@lionshooter01]

Everyone: "Is this sexual? Or, is it violent?" John Oliver: "Yes!"

[@franky47]

Logicians: "this answer is correct"

[@starcrib]

it's all so perverted....haHHhHHHahH🍆🍑

[@orichal5968]

.......... He's going to keep doing that until something about it.

[@EMurph42]

Only if you want to be

[@Mitnixbinichfroh]

He is such a memer :D

[@feyfeline]

Imagine John & Adam being seated at the same table at an awards show. The amount of awkward tension would level a large metropolitan city.

[@SadisticSenpai61]

"Um, thanks for all the shout-outs. I think." John beams and opens his mouth, then Adam cuts him off abruptly, "Can you not? Please?"

[@Azure_Wulf]

I think you mean "sexual tension". ;)

[@feyfeline]

@@SadisticSenpai61 Or Adam just stared at him like "I will fuckin murder you, you weird little parrot" but John is like "oooh he's smitten by my British mittens, must remember to slip him my roomkey."

[@Zieji]

I don't know why ( I already knew jelles marble runs), but John Oliver sponsoring the last season is like... actually emotionally touching. How amazing can someone be?

[@imbwildrd3693]

The marble thing is brilliant. I'm already hooked. Saw the opening ceremonies. Quite spectacular! It's seriously some edge-of-your-seat competition. I highly recommend watching the Marble Olympics.

[@nyxiaformer4265]

I want Adam Driver to make an appearance on the show when John gets back to the studio, lmfao

[@PieterZijerveld]

I don't know if i want to see a pale Englishmen, scared and aroused at the same time.

[@scan4707]

@@PieterZijerveld But mostly scared.

[@Miller_Time]

Or just have him sitting casually at the desk dressed as john

[@kousetsuhana]

I want him to come in, walk to John's desk, shake his head, and walk* away.

[@trueheart1372]

@@kousetsuhana no he needs to walk up slap him super hard then sit in his lap and say no really confuse john

[@kramerne86]

Over the last few episodes, John’s increasing obsession with Adam Driver made we worry that he’d lost his marbles. Then he started talking about and investing in marbles. I am satisfactorily assured that his marbles are in place!

[@deelish22]

Adam Driver is worth it

[@GWaites]

3 years later and I’m still addicted to Marbula 1 and the Marble League

[@tiamta]

Personally, I am a fan of Team Momo and the Hazers. Have been for a long time. When JO introduced them i was so incredibly giddy! So happy more people are learning about this genius channel