CORPORATE JOB SCAM | Stand up Comedy by Abijit Ganguly

Releasing a Stand-up bit from my experience in a typical Corporate Job that I had joined post my MBA.
Performing some show around. Ticket links to the shows in the link below.
Show links: linktr.ee/AbijitGanguly
Instagram: / abijitganguly
For show queries, contact on [phone] or drop a mail at [e-mail].
Written & Performed by Abijit Ganguly
Venue Courtesy - Above The Habitat, Mumbai
Shot by The Habitat Videography Team - Vivian Castalino, Harsh Shah, Aditi
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Sound mix and master: Sreejith Menon
Special thanks to all the colleagues I have had in my life. For contributing to this bit in your own way.
#standupcomedy #corporatelife #funnyvideo

[@agstandup]

Hi all. This bit is from different experiences during my corporate life at Deloitte and Aon Hewitt, clubbed into one story. The characters’ names of course changed (or maybe not). Thanks for the (mostly) positive feedback on this video. Hope to see you all around at shows. And do tell me if you have any interesting stories of the Sandhyas & Chopras of your organisations.

[@arvind.surwase]

nice

[@sahil11o9]

tight set uncle

[@shaanmohammed4972]

Looking forward for Kolkata show.

[@kashviyashvikimasti5389]

Balak Satya vachan

[@vivekmalik7551]

bhai specs loose hai......baar baar naak p neeche aa jata hai🤪

[@thatroamingrover]

Being an Ex employee of Deloitte myself, I can totally agree to what he’s saying 😂

[@gaganahuja07]

Thanks, Sandhya for the response:)

[@BharatThatIsIndia]

Bhai, har IT company ka same haal hai. Ye Chopra aur Sandhya type ke log hamesha jyaada rating paate hain.

[@girishchand444]

​@@BharatThatIsIndiaBharat, sirf IT nai har service sector ka yahi haal hai

[@BharatThatIsIndia]

@@girishchand444 Arrey der logic is, they are doing extra activities and they assume that they are doing work. But they should start thinking that they are only doing these extra activities and almost no work.

[@girishchand444]

@@BharatThatIsIndia and on top of that they are highlighting this extra activities and getting good appraisal.

[@mutchlouis9707]

Just makes me realise how incompetent these companies are to loose a hardworking employees and endup with jokers at the end just because they couldn't do justice to the hard work that these people put in.

[@rhac79]

Leadership at the top won't know how hard you are working, all they see is data points. It's the managers who make life hell.

[@droid6759]

@@rhac79 true. 'Incompetent companies "🤣 wo million dollars me khelne wali companies in competent🤣

[@prabhatluthra5444]

Def Jam Comedy, know what I mean?

[@prabhatluthra5444]

@@droid6759haa milion dollars Tak employees le jaate hai. Tere baap ka Galla nahi hai !

[@direct.skc.2]

In India, hard work is not enough, you also need to make everyone know that you are working hard, one way that can be achieved is sending emails very late in the day so that people think you have been working at such late hours. Promotion pakka, but you would be setting up the wrong culture.

[@hitman-786]

This is my story. I am working as a consultant in Deloitte got 3.5% appraisal and currently i am serving notice period 😂😂

[@caaryancr3094]

CA?

[@BuildAR_official]

Bhai na chodd. Sab bakchodi hai. Read the book 40 laws of powers. Apply that stuff. Ignore the idiots. Get a good manager

[@girishchand444]

@Atul, every org is doing this God knows where this will lead us to

[@sahil11o9]

bhai aap toh FD se competition laga rahe ho

[@hitman-786]

@@sahil11o9 FD ?

[@kishalayachakraborty9836]

It's the corporate life. Undeserved people use you as a ladder, learn from you, gets in the better position. You have to be a good politician to go in a good position. Here skills, education nothing hardly matters.

[@xploreourterra6096]

is this reality of every corporate job ?? I want to know I'm a student

[@aryanram02]

@@xploreourterra6096 its not bro lmao, dont get influenced by these stupid comments. mostly made by those who are dumb and unskilled themselves. if a company doesnt value u, u should move on, but if u cant move on because u think some other company might not hire you then its an issue with u, u need to increase your skills and be better or else you will be whining forever :)

[@krox477]

Ye baat teachers kyu nahi bolte hai

[@darnaram]

Remember this guys: efficient workers are punished the most and never paid for their efforts

[@random_person_on_internet]

But why?????

[@xploreourterra6096]

really ?? Wtf

[@aryanram02]

nahh not true, efficient and smarter workers move on from a company that doesnt value them. and if you are not ready to move on and think u might not get a job elsewhere then its your responsibility to upskill yourself so other companies want u. ppl often blame others and other things for their personal issues and lack of skill lol

[@Shraddha_Surfing]

😢😢

[@bimn100]

true

[@anujdagar7813]

Ex Pwc employee here...all things are real😂😂😂😂

[@dr.s.choudhury8089]

My sister is in her last year of MBA and uska bhi yehi plan h- Partner, CEO banne ka...that beginner wala enthu😂😂😂

[@fighterinmkiwiscience3517]

And what you doing

[@RohitMajumdar210598]

I work at EY and previously worked at PwC. The bonus payout and ratings came in today. I was so frustrated since morning after the abysmal ratings and payouts and this absolutely hits the spot. So relatable 😂

[@bikramjithazra1962]

hoi hoi

[@pankajkumar-vq8ox]

Same here

[@AMANKUMAR-mh6vc]

Arey bhaiya..There There

[@Thenestpatna]

Which entity of ey ? Bonus payment ho gya kya?

[@akashparashar4766]

Dude join tcs then you will miss big4 in terms of hike

[@chaitanyavelamala7268]

Finally abhijit is back after Indulging in solitude for a glimpse of wisdom to share us the nectar of knowledge by achieving prolific writing In non MBA words, jokes likh raha tha😂😂

[@Alok_Kumar_Sahu03]

😂😂 I still gave a thought to those lines

[@kayayvid8309]

🤣😂🤣👌👌👌👏👏

[@MohanKumar-jp4tn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 acha hua bata diya, mere jaise non MBA wale confuse ho jaate

[@anootoshsarkar686]

Sir-sir-sir-sir-sirrrrrrr 🙏 😂😂😂

[@MohanKumar-jp4tn]

@@anootoshsarkar686 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@irene_0110]

Next one on INFOSYS scam😅 hiring anyone with minimum qualifications for solving tickets with 20k salary…

[@nickybandil166]

How to apply?

[@siya7213]

the word tickets tells that you have worked in infy HAHA

[@knittingclub415]

😂😂😂😂😂​@@siya7213

[@tigerroaring]

I feel so "Seen" 🙈 being an MBA corporate consultant. Everything hits home. Good work Sir! 😂🤣

[@rakshitnair4733]

Every once in a while Abhijeet drops a video and it is so well written and well punctuated with punchlines. He chooses such simple topics and his smartness is in what observation he chooses to talk about and how he writes and delivers it. One of the sharpest comedians in the Indian scene 🙌🏼

[@pree_yum]

As someone who has left corporate life, this was SOO FUNNY and SOO TRIGGERING. Your best set till date Abhijit.

[@aman_chauhan]

So what are you doing now after corporate?

[@Kashsha0521]

Chai bech rha hoga

[@pree_yum]

@@aman_chauhan selling chai, earning 10x more than corporate job, without any dick manager dancing on my head.

[@k_ARC]

@@pree_yum same. Left the fuxking rattrap corporate world.

[@X.Com__]

​@@Kashsha0521ye toh sach me chai bech raha😂😂

[@anamikasarkar-se1bl]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣absolutely true 💯 correct. Saurabh Chopra and Sandhya is so damn accurate. These type of non competent are so much burden on excel expert Kshatriya 😂 they suck the credit and effort of Kshatriya

[@ishitadasgupta9048]

😂😂😂😂it was epic

[@EverythingDATMattersEDM]

Those who know Excel are burdened with more and more work but are paid in oeanuts

[@MohdBilal-bi3ei]

❤ t

[@divyanshshukla8009]

Dude I work at Deloitte and this was so much fun and relatable 😂

[@heheye461]

Bhai bta de yaar, kya krte h, ye technical consultant Wale..?

[@ayyy9701]

bhai package kitna hota hai consultant ka average deloitte me

[@r16099]

​@@ayyy970114lpa

[@akulchadha2069]

CA ho bhai?

[@yagnaotia]

My friend here in USA used to work for Deloitte, I am going to share this with him. We used to do lots of bakchod stuff when we used to be roommates back in NYC during work from home back in 2020-2021

[@yagnaotia]

@@Exotic_cars. mera yahi is Washington DC, you should see yours slump

[@thegiantteenyoutube]

​@@yagnaotiacan you please donate 2or3 dollars to me or buy me a collar for my dog pet 🐶🐶

[@wohooooo7613]

@@yagnaotiawah bhai Washington Gaya to India slum ho gaya …🏜️

[@mr.terzaghi8820]

@yagnaotia come up with something good, you are almost anti national suddenly

[@guptasagar694]

Hey Yagna..Kudos for your success in US..are you in IT sector ?? and where are you located in US.. probably California??

[@kayayvid8309]

Abhijit's videos are like Sunday, 6 din wait karne ke baad Sunday aata hai aur ek hi din mein khatam ho jaata hai 😆You are too good Abijit.

[@sandeepchauhan4454]

The Spanish Harmano part literally killed me😂😂😂

[@mayurgera5045]

So Damn true about MBA people... Aur Sourabh and Sandhya character was so accurate.. still there are such people in my team..

[@ashishchaudharicool]

This came right from the heart. I bet you chopda and sandya must have promoted multiple times till date even after Chopra not knowing where not to speak spanish and sandya still doing hyaaa. Its poor lucky Abijit who become stand up comedian and moved forward in life. Cheers.

[@tejasdhumal9018]

Being a Deloitte employee i can totally relate where I got 3% increment 🙃🙃

[@amanbindra3183]

Abhijit is easily one of the best comedians in the country. Relatable content too.

[@trd5230]

This is corporate life to the fullest!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@ak906145]

Entire essence of this is be understanding , if someone made a genuine mistake forgive them , if somebody did something good praise them , but , dont interact with everyone and anyone , only engage and understand quality people

[@abhijitkumar7436]

Lol im Abhijit, a consultant working in Deloitte after MBA, and its my birthday todayyy.. 💁

[@srishti3978]

Happy Birthday

[@reallyruru3463]

Happy birthday 🎉🎂😁

[@anirbanghosh1670]

Happy Birthday Brother!

[@pixiv9823]

Happy birthday

[@abanseth6207]

This was so good man😂😭 I laughed so hard

[@nikunjgupta2460]

This is Hilarious, absolute gold😂😂😂😂😂

[@bhagyashreevijay3027]

I started loving standup comedy because of your brilliant content ! Amazing performance ❤

[@pratikhublikar4738]

I am also a consultant in Deloitte, relate to many things .. Specially the increment part

[@DazzlingSejal]

Hilarious video but my favorite one is still "Haircut by partner" 🤣🤣

[@aradhyachopra]

what a tight set! loved it!😂😂😂

[@anirudhbhattacharjee9184]

too good, one of your best works!

[@vansh2k6]

I am an ex employee of Deloitte. Worked there for 8 years in IT consulting and can totally relate to this 😂😂 Great Content!!

[@prashantpandya1508]

That means Abhijit you were the inflation warrior... You were the reason to keep future inflation in check...

[@deena487]

I can relate so much specially this Sandhya thing coz I've seen so many such Sandhyas in my life N unfortunately such type of ppl end up climbing up the corporate ladder

[@sarmiroy3321]

This was sooo relatable😂...!!! One of the best stand ups!!

[@oprabin]

Looking forward to seeing the Metallica concert picture by EOD. Best regards.

[@thepuneetarora]

Wow !! Just wow!! Every bit is so real..

[@shaggy75]

Loved it bro...😂

[@pritishbaruah7664]

Most MBA grads would disagree life is all about work 😢

[@omprakashbaruah9425]

হয় নেকি?

[@siya7213]

he is a little older. few years ago, it was easier. nowadays its tough for consultants too

[@NidritaSengupta]

This is a Gem😂😂😂😂 consisting of extreme realistic examples of Corporates 😂😂

[@ParthMaru11]

bhai ekdum next level accurate and relatable comedy yar.

[@gauravraman6510]

Being a berozgar, i can fully agree to those who works in Deloitte

[@dikshasingh3951]

Damn this was too accurate!! Laughed intensely!

[@maheshjoshi4564]

Really underrated video. This video deserves millions like and views

[@Bharat26189]

too good bro, subscribed immediately!!!

[@Zapper024]

Sandhya: Bane raho pagala kaam karega alaga :D

[@dheerajsah]

Absolutely true regarding Gurgaon, spent millions on the buildings but nothing on the drainage

[@kunalsingh7038]

One of the best Abijit

[@kaushikchatterjee6717]

Ganguly da...sera diyecho 😂

[@jhankarsahu6690]

watched 3-4 times already...everytime hilarious...

[@mohitajmera9776]

Lovable and very much relatable video to every corporate employee

[@prernasharma1307]

This was one of the best comedies undoubtedly

[@Trendsreacts]

Bro spitting harsh reality of corporate life.....Keep going.

[@joydeepmukherjee9276]

I am down with jaundice and I have an operation in coming days and my god this guy makes me so happy when I was so worried.abhijit u r 💕

[@thedarkness-zh6bl]

First time watching you, you are having a great comic timing hilarious 🤣🤣❤

[@sssutube1]

Superb performance...."chamka nahi...aise hi TT khela"...too good 😅

[@Cromanea]

Abhijit never dissapoints🤘😝🤘

[@abhishekbose7674]

The way you presented your friend sourabh chopra , it seemed like Rohit from koi mil gaya with the voice of joy from hero - bhakti hi shakti hai 😂

[@priyanam1776]

You nailed it😊

[@venussaturn3903]

I worked with Accenture, Aon and few others in Noida and understood this corporate reality long back so quit it ...😊

[@riyajuneja7719]

Finally a FUNNY stand up. Great work

[@dostoevsky90]

I keep waiting for his videos.. awesome brother😂

[@bongquisitive]

Great set...can relate

[@flying_oliphant2554]

No chopra and Sandhya were harmed in this video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@anirudhcodes]

Came across few sandhya characters in past few years it was so accurate 😂

[@himanshujakhmola2221]

Best till date !!! 😂😂😂

[@supratimchakraborty3564]

You are a poet Abhijit.❤

[@Vrin50]

This is funny and real at the same time😂.....corporate sucks

[@satwindersetia4367]

Too good...U are amazing. Watched it 2nd time, it was equally scintillating.

[@snehanjanmishra3834]

Such an underrated stand-up comedian!

[@ONE-pe2jx]

Amazing work Abhijit!😊

[@CJClassic]

Finally he is back after so long

[@honeyb3603]

Abijit, you are excellent but please take my suggestion. Walk a little bit during comedy so people's eyes can chase you ,that gives more stage presence. speak just 5-9% slow and Give a bit pauses in your speech so people who process jokes a bit slow in mind can stay with your pace. you have to carry whole crowd with you not just highly charged audience. i bet you can have very hit shows with lots of laughter bursts. your content and style is very good and enjoyable.

[@chivasgoodlife]

😂😂😂 we make influencers...is that your tagline?? 😂😂

[@pritambanerjee1377]

I once read somewhere that hardwork is not rewarded, its exploited.

[@vikasnarang83]

Not much Standup comedians are so smart like you. Great content great delivery...

[@SanskritiSanskriti-px5wq]

The Sandhya part though!!😂😂😂😂

[@aakankshasharma1654]

Being a Deloitte employee I can totally relate 😂

[@Hero-ht8sw]

U will be fired

[@mohammedsamran8414]

Can you give a brief how to get into consulting from operations 😅

[@Ri-Action]

Don't

[@builditfrom0]

Are you that "Sandhya" 😂 .

[@ankitkaran_]

Best as always😂😂😂😂

[@rockyk652]

Absolutely outstanding 😂

[@sid123456ism]

He never disappoints 😂

[@hanilm3149]

So spot on! 😂 Especially HR 😢

[@PawanSharma-dg9if]

Totally relatable 😂😂😂

[@chhandakchakraborty8656]

Abhijit Bro - সব ঠিক ছিল, লাস্টে মেটালিকার কনসার্টের কথাটা না মনে করালেই পারতে...খুব দুঃখ পেয়েছিলাম 😢😢😢 বাকি চরম ছিল এটা - Waiting for more videos of yours…Cheers!!

[@interestingissues]

Abijit, you are the best.

[@debasish1101]

This is the best of you❤.

[@sakshisrivastava7586]

the ending 😂😂😂 EPIC .. AWESOME SET 😂😂😂❤❤ Hilarious.

[@AmitKumar-xx9pl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Please keep entertaining us 👍

[@pranavingale5690]

Ye hai ASLI MAN KI BAAT 😂

[@AshwaniGuptaJi]

Very well written bhai😂

[@shrenikgarge7138]

Brilliant bhai!!👏🏼👏🏼

[@beboysub]

Abhijit bhaiya chaa gaye 😂

[@deepakadhikari7935]

It's not a joke it's reality

[@iammodestykazi6914]

You are Excellent Brother ! 👌🏻👍😊☺😆😀😃😄

[@jitendradwivedi3181]

Fantastic bro 👏

[@karanajmani3832]

Spectacular 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@vibhorsharma9162]

Absolutely wonderful

[@anshumanbhattacharyya828]

That was a great set! He should be more popular.

[@kylepeterhines]

Very funny abhijit, but hard to see past sehwag’s bald patch when it’s zoomed out to include the audience 😂😂