I Failed Card Swipe 30+ Times LIVE In Front Of 200k People And All My Friends

[@galiad_exe7148]

Corpse Crying: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?! Card Scanner: Too Fast.

[@serenityperez8535]

“alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.” corpse: intensely sweating

[@zolinamohamad2794]

@@serenityperez8535 reactor:am i a joke to you?

[@avasaladino4197]

literally just slow down😭

[@zolinamohamad2794]

@@avasaladino4197 Card Scanner:Too slow : )

[@DLCarries]

Has he got a disability?

[@Cupbeem2487]

Corpse as imposter: *everyone simps for corpse* Corpse as crewmate: *Struggles with card swipe*

[@chloesinclaire7863]

Cupbeem 2487 also Corpse as crewmate: They all think he’s imposter cause he’s been it four times in a row

[@corpsebunnn]

Why is this so trueeeeee

[@yeeted9466]

I simp either way

[@hidinginyourcloset]

He's more used to sliding that knife in than sliding a card

[@pigeon_horse]

I mean...I would definitely simp for him but....whatever 😒🤪😅

[@nadyamali]

corpse as imposter: not nervous at all. straight up murder, can lie easily corpse as crewmate: nervous to do card swipe in front of everyone

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Sometimes the predator is the most vulnerable of prey.

[@mangoncacao3655]

Beginning of the game Corpse as a crewmate: My hands are shaking

[@amyfonex52]

Why does this comment only has 3 replies

[@Iceandmlik12]

@@amyfonex52 who knows?

[@Dylanbhoy_]

Who isn't nervous to do card swipe?

[@cal1925]

Card swipe: too fast Corpse: *doesnt change how he swipes* Also corpse: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

[@annikak1887]

YESS Why?

[@teorautio6269]

So fucking infuriating

[@wishteria_]

@@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

@@teorautio6269 Well there's no need to be like that.

[@teorautio6269]

@@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong

[@haniyaahmed2954]

CORPSE: I fear nothing Card swipe: exists CORPSE: I fear *one* thing

[@MistressCheese]

Omg how dose this have no replies this is f*cking funny

[@loxny8664]

Lol

[@stopkins222]

oh you don't get it... The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...

[@bdilger4357]

And the triangle of trust

[@umhi345]

Did you forget about the true evil ... foil

[@glendavidson6910]

Charlie: “Corpse is the best player I’ve seen there’s no way he failed that much” Corpse: “Audible pain”

[@JJ-yn4cj]

Corpse: *Kills and vents in front of two people and gets away with it* Also Corpse: *takes 15+ times to swipe his card in admin*

[@noblissx]

LMAOOOO

[@raheensajid1443]

lol....i love corpse and i can watch this video 1000 times

[@darkela5507]

Me: well you havent met Smajor

[@Hi_JessHere]

XD

[@jaydenkesan871]

Corpse: -sees “too fast try again”- Corpse: *goes faster*

[@jungkookstolenbananamilk4476]

I thought my phone broke-

[@jungkookstolenbananamilk4476]

@@noob9768 I’m am confused, what do you mean?👩‍💻

[@Linxcypt]

You good? Did you forget to change accounts?

[@candyflossy7549]

@@Linxcypt I think someone deleted their comment

[@wisteriaaconite1132]

@@Linxcypt there's a different @ thingy, someone definitely deleted their comment

[@AlphaSeagull]

corpse as crewmate: i failed card swipe 40 times everyone: vote him out that's sus corpse as imposter: i'm literally the imposter everyone: cool, let's vote sykkuno

[@killerbot3229]

74 likes no comment and also 1 year ago lemme fix this

[@cookies123ajajajajja]

Poor sykkuno 😭😭

[@Gen-ZBlondie]

@@killerbot3229lol glad people still watch old videos

[@Gen-ZBlondie]

@@cookies123ajajajajjait’s always him!😂

[@cookies123ajajajajja]

@@Gen-ZBlondie exactly 😭😭🤚

[@xWinterstarex7]

Corpse: *god tier impostor* Also Corpse: *As a crewmate* His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. His crewmates Sus already.

[@the11thhour44]

He's nervous But from his voice he sounds calm and ready To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

[@rururururu3]

Yesssss eminem

[@Dawesome97]

@@the11thhour44 reactor is melting down Everybody's freaking out The clocks almost out Times up, and now Corpse gets voted out

[@DanteKrystal]

@@the11thhour44 He's failing, HOW?

[@darrionstoute9015]

Bro these verses need more likes

[@clarahaley6098]

i can never tell which is funnier: him massacring his pals while absolutely sweating bullets as an imposter, or watching him struggle to do basic tasks as a crewmate

[@tempsinger7418]

Both, both is good

[@rebeccafrogel647]

*sees “too fast. try again.”* *swipes faster*

[@purplecat6399]

I can tell hes used to being imposter

[@real.snatch]

@@purplecat6399 lol

[@SnorrioK]

"Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.

[@bear_rrr]

Card swipe: *TOO FAST* Corpse: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

[@ivysaro8423]

I heard that he had something on his eyes while playing and he couldn't read properly but I ain't sure

[@angelorolo4308]

@@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it

[@ivysaro8423]

@@angelorolo4308 ohhh it's so sad ;-;

[@soulknight5190]

@@mysterioushadi1774 stop spamming

[@danielnovak5892]

I am literally angry after watching this video...

[@margaretschafer5424]

I feel Corpse's pain, I have to swipe my university ID to get into my building's dining center and at least twice a week I have to swipe it like five times in a row before it works and it's quite honestly the most mortifying thing ever. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have that happen 30+ times and with a TON of people watching you do it

[@m_artroom]

Lol irl card swipe fail

[@cookies123ajajajajja]

Oof I feel bad lol

[@WolverinePlayz2003]

Lol

[@nighthowler5590]

Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.

[@kaitlin1609]

The worst part is that the imposters knew Corpse was failing over and over again.

[@oliviawatkins8235]

Ok

[@Mielbun001]

@@oliviawatkins8235 okay.

[@poltergeese9124]

Ok

[@eppssilon]

@@oliviawatkins8235 k

[@highpeddle9543]

@@oliviawatkins8235 *S H U T*

[@anonsequitur8227]

Everyone: at each other’s throats Corpse: Crying because he can’t swipe a card correctly

[@kyllie4938]

*insert lil kids saying aww*

[@thebush6379]

Crying Cuz he cant read

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

Sums up everyone's residual chaotic energy.

[@amare2657]

If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly

[@amare2657]

@Lilliann Tanner people probably

[@pastelguts6182]

Felix: What are you staring at? Sean: Corpse. He's been trying to do the card swipe for 10 minutes. Sean: ... Sean: He's crying

[@chuichiro0062]

Bsjjajdhdh

[@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788]

timestamp?

[@JOwen-sj2rr]

@@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 not a quote from this. the base format is about tying shoelaces (not sure where it's from) but they altered it to fit the stream

[@sahcureah]

BAHAH THE MEME

[@druebio851]

OML THATS THE MEME XDDDDD

[@sarahreynah2359]

Whenever he sus, he actually a crewmate😂

[@nightsedge6182]

Me in a nutshell

[@nightsedge6182]

I just finish tasks way too quickly and everyone thinks I'm always sus bc they never see me do tasks.

[@foxgamer_6489]

Because of one thing the CARD SWIPE

[@foxgamer_6489]

@@nightsedge6182 same or then i just cant do card swipe

[@the_seeing9005]

@@foxgamer_6489 I am a god at it

[@destroyndecay]

Card: Too fast. Try again. Corpse: *swipes the card as fast as he possibly could*

[@rjvonrete8134]

I think he has issues with vision or was to stressed to read it 😂

[@Ari-rh2zt]

i am steal

[@creispy_chu]

i think he couldn't control it because he said he was shaking.

[@wickedwaters7010]

He got stressed and his hands were shaking sooooo

[@MrDartmania]

He has an eyepatch on one of his eyes and was his first time streaming so he was under alot of pressure

[@agnese3275]

everyone: trying to find the imposter corpse: crying over card swipe

[@laboon344]

😂🤣

[@demonproser6791]

He’s so bad XD

[@x.gacha.x3517]

TRUE!

[@darkperil11]

Same

[@itszestii5697]

@@demonproser6791 You wanna square up?

[@gracecharlie6313]

Card swipe: "Too fast. Try again." CORPSE: Suddenly I can't read

[@vaclavtomasec256]

he has vision problems iirc

[@pikaffe]

hes jared, 19

[@gracecharlie6313]

@@pikaffe Lol nice reference

[@499cents]

Suddenly, I am legally blind

[@henryskehan7052]

so annoying

[@daisy7232]

I can’t decide what’s worse, the fact that he failed card swipe so many times in front of so many people or how deeply bothered he was when he couldn’t do it

[@cassidy399]

*card machine:* you’re swiping too fast *corpse:* this sign won’t stop me because i can’t read

[@gaminggeckos4388]

I was thinking of making pretty much this exact comment, yeah

[@elontusk8018]

He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.

[@crab_striker1961]

Yes, that was very suspicious, he did it faster every time he tried. I mean come on dude you gotta stay natural

[@CaioOleskovicz]

Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.

[@raychu4829]

@@elontusk8018 or maybe it's because it was his first stream and he was anxious so he panicked 😐

[@gabriellekamaka5002]

*everyone trying to find out who imp is* corpse: “have you ever tried to eat a bowl of cereal and your hands are shaking so bad...its kinda like that”

[@gideoniskemp]

That sounds like crippling anxiety

[@bowskee]

nice

[@satyr-3541]

@@gideoniskemp Yeah he has it. It's one of the reasons he doesn't feel comfortable for going out or showing his face.

[@elishathomson1184]

Bruh I looked into the comments and read this exactly as he said it in the video 💀💀

[@silencedsunchildsm7552]

Right i caught that too lmao felt that

[@Sharon-fw4rv]

Corpse: “Ok slower, OOH.” Me: *dying of laughter*

[@fpsgamer8494]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 da wha--

[@kyalsin2001]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Be my friend

[@The_island6699]

Everyone:it’s corpse no one can fail that much Corpse:”sitting in the corner as a gost cause it not him” “Crying”

[@user-im5kv7tb4o]

Corpses voice: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION Corpses laugh and personality: AN ACTUAL ANGEL

[@justchlxe]

No thanks

[@Destinnies]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Haha 😐

[@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70]

@@Destinnies true

[@atmywhitson]

Yes 🥰

[@reverendglitch]

He's baby

[@lilgator_3488]

Corpse: *Legitimately trying to do the card swipe but failing.* Everyone: I don't know man that's kinda sus.

[@NathanielSnider1017]

I would be sus of it too I mean... come on lmao

[@spewe4474]

I truly hope that he wasn't trying because if he was I think he might need to learn how to read again

[@chaitea9147]

I was your 1.700 like

[@beminae1603]

How is there 1.7k likes and 4 comments

[@andreamoreno4626]

Is this live?

[@chanyanyanya]

*Corpse* : “What am I doing wrong?” *Machine telling him exactly what he’s doing wrong* : BEEP

[@lfocoap4950ajf8]

yeah❤️

[@smellyfroggy3020]

He was going too fast bruh 😹😹😹

[@booperdooper9762]

@@smellyfroggy3020 Yeah, I think the real issue was that he was swiping it fast but he also didn't swipe the card completely.

[@rajeethanthanikasalam9976]

0

[@kurtchristianbagacina6947]

If ur in a relationship and you ask your partner what you are doing wrong then ur partner says beep...you wouldnt understand that too

[@deprezzed_chimkenn4327]

Game: “too fast.” Corpse: *“F A S T E R”*

[@seungjungbaik5064]

Card swipe: *TOO FAST TRY AGAIN* Corpse: [trys again but faster]

[@stjords]

Ikr

[@blazing_sunset]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.

[@Kay-ei5pp]

@@blazing_sunset this made me laugh way more than i should have lmao

[@axsesss]

@@blazing_sunset Your amazing for this 😭

[@mayflower1108]

CORPSE: **Can murder in front of everyone and get away with it.** Also CORPSE: **Can't successfully swipe card to save his life.**

[@queencewong6333]

Corpse: "I fear no man, but that- thing..." card swipe task "It scares me."

[@asii3]

@@queencewong6333 stolen comment.

[@ImperialCub]

@@fearfulness9721 10 billion people in the world and no 2 people can have the same ideas. NOPE not possible!

[@DEXIFYIWNL]

1,000th like

[@coollogan4840]

@@fearfulness9721 off* maybe you should go to sleep

[@MimiiInfinity]

card swipe: “too fast. try again.” corpse: *suddenly i’m jared, 19*

[@j.d.alfaropoggers4144]

And I never learned how to fking read

[@rarebonedisease6551]

what up, i'm jared, i'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to swipe a card slower than the speed of light

[@farella8547]

i can't- omg hahaha

[@j.d.alfaropoggers4144]

Lol

[@chilled_boi3404]

I like your funny words magic man 👉😎👉

[@Raphael_27]

card machine: too fast CORPSE: im gonna pretend i didnt see that chat: too fast, do it slower CORPSE: *REAL SHIT?*

[@iloveidiashroud]

New airship map: *needs to do card swipe in order to open doors* Corpse: *oh no…*

[@StarXsu90]

You can at least do it at lightning speed should you wish

[@CasemiroSa]

100th like qwqqq

[@luvvemnno]

moarmyyyyyyyy

[@corcor2222]

omg really, poor corpse :(

[@whobrokeit]

@PxstellixKittens MuffinBoyHalo =￣ω￣=

[@ainsleyhariott4353]

Machine: too fast slow down Corpse: "I am speed"

[@cchuuyarx1793]

Lmaoooo

[@zombiening9477]

Hes lightning McQueen

[@marlenchaga9202]

Corpse: b**** u wanna see some real speed....

[@maooui]

"too fast, try again" corpse: "I'll do it even faster this time then. see how you like that"

[@expensivegirl6789]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 LMAO WHAT-

[@expensivegirl6789]

How you like that that that that that , badabing badaboom boom boom 💀

[@gmlune]

*Bed smashing sounds*

[@expensivegirl6789]

@@gmlune LMAO YOU DIDN'T-

[@gmlune]

@@expensivegirl6789 I did

[@MrWizeazz]

I think my favorite Among Us moments are Corpse’s aggressively hilarious card swipe failures, Markiplier’s “I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron” moment, and Pewds constantly forgetting to mute his mike when the match begins (I believe he even said “it’s murder time” right before a match as the imposter). 😂 I just wish there was a game of Corpse, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Pewds all playing together.

[@OrphanDefenestratorODK]

Agreed that would be so funny

[@cookies123ajajajajja]

Lmaoo

[@OliveTrees04]

I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣

[@elliesart_]

pretty sure he goes "its killing time" but he wasn't even imposter

[@broderickproject8721]

@@elliesart_it’s funnier because everyone thought he was, and then he was the first one dead that round 💀

[@nesconscious]

“what are you guys looking at?” “corpse.” “why?” “he’s been trying to do card swipe for 10 minutes” “....” “... he’s crying”

[@clairiwell7635]

OH NOT THIS MEME

[@jan_draws5268]

I saw this on Pinterest and it made me SAD 😭

[@CarmenRamirezz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIXGmqiBa6p0pZo

[@SillyNep]

I was literally thinking of this meme omg haha

[@alexajade9277]

@@jan_draws5268 what was it called

[@sydneyford6640]

Card swipe: "Too fast" Corpse: does it faster Also Corpse: "what am I doing wrong?"

[@bubbles9447]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 will you please stop saying that I saw it on 3 separate comments

[@bubbles9447]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 yes it does

[@xero0015]

@@bubbles9447 snowflake in yo name for a reason

[@wizardkoala8634]

@@bubbles9447 what he say?

[@bubbles9447]

@@xero0015 YES I love this name

[@aleaal-aidid1850]

Corpse: is the best impostor ever also Corpse: weakness *card swipe*

[@lyxla2579]

*_fastest_* card swipe

[@blepino2636]

xd

[@willybum123]

y e s

[@alex2005z]

Thats why he is a good impostor: impostor dont have to do card swipe

[@ajharrell546]

I feel so bad for Corpse. I actually shouted "YAY! He did it!" when he actually got it.

[@theaw3252]

corpse: i have terrible anxiety everyone: ok but we’re all gonna watch u fail at cardswipe until you get it but if you don’t you’re the imposter

[@jamirasingss6518]

EXACTLY MY HEART IS RACING AND IM SHAKING A BIT THINKING ABOUT IT

[@phiodite7850]

Card swipe: too fast Corpse: so lemme swipe, *F A S T E R*

[@adamruth502]

Card swipe: *so you have chosen death*

[@chloenuggie604]

It tells you whats wrong, just follow the 2 word instructions

[@sarahk3242]

@@chloenuggie604 he probably couldnt read it though, im pretty sure he was wearing an eyepatch

[@isisdarosa9340]

😂😂

[@CreepyPanda69]

Corpse be like-= I AM SPEED Card swipe reader= dude u failed 30 times slow the fuck down

[@charhenry7192]

Everyone discussing who the impostor is: Corpse in the ghost chat: I CANT DO CARD SWIPE IM CRYING MY HANDS ARE SHAKING

[@stagdragon3978]

Scarra: fukin dies

[@zacpointon1423]

Why was he so nervous and shaking like mad?

[@jam8659]

@@zacpointon1423 it's in the desc

[@emilyl444]

when

[@madscafe5154]

@@jam8659 what did it say please tell me

[@misspillow3]

i just got this in my recommended and felt my heart sink the moment i saw it. i used to watch corpse's among us livestreams in 2020, which was honestly a great time for me, but so much has happened and changed since then. i miss you corpse

[@AbbyDean-s3p]

Same here I miss those days

[@matteosoranna3031]

Card: too fast, try again Corpse: *continues to swipe the card like sonic*

[@kagato3]

It even says Bro Read Try Again once.

[@TheLocalVampire]

Gotta go fast

[@pizzariotin]

@@kagato3 no it says "Bad read"

[@cftpafan]

@@pizzariotin nah, it definitely says bro read

[@ositaiza888]

@@pizzariotin it switches between too fast and bad read

[@taylorbritt499]

"I fear no man, but that thing..." *glances at card swipe* "it scares me."

[@gfbbhnhitditditditcitc]

645 likes but no comment??

[@jiajeng2693]

@@gfbbhnhitditditditcitc It's just too good to make people silently like it and walk away

[@taylorbritt499]

I did not realize this had so many likes h o l y- Anyways thanks y'all 😅

[@bred6751]

Ha I’m on mobile I have no such weakness

[@jiajeng2693]

@@taylorbritt499 its a good meme, so accept our likes!

[@banananiel3615]

Its kinda wholesome that he puts “my friends” in the title

[@umidk8552]

awww that is actually really cute

[@amaures0695]

Everyone does pretty much

[@callista4401]

And putting their channel’s link in the description 🥺 everybody doesn’t have to obviously but I just appreciate someone who does it’s easier for me

[@davidmrad4636]

That title is so cute

[@jaydenizzybarreraz]

How? It’s literally his friends

[@castiel8239]

Corpse: " cardswipes are ruining my life..." Catgirls: "am I a joke to you?"

[@nadia3398]

The fact that corpse admits his the imposter and still wins but fails at card swipe is the most iconic shit ever.

[@pvpchicker7858]

He just do everything so fast

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

One like... one like away from 666.. I need to.....

[@salafi.shadow]

do you mean ironic?

[@evelynneclipse2069]

@@salafi.shadow no cause that won't make sense

[@bluestarlight13]

@@evelynneclipse2069 But iconic does?

[@hoodraccoon]

card scan: “too Fast” Corpse: *scans card faster*

[@Ace69420_]

“My goals are beyond your understanding”

[@p1nkPallas]

XD

[@uchihanaruto3851]

777 likes 😮

[@RCARTAGENA1222]

Love your profile pic

[@hoodraccoon]

@@RCARTAGENA1222 thanks homie 🖤

[@IronVigilance]

Card scanner: *exists CORPSE: *sweats nervously

[@OO-ek8sc]

F

[@devil..cookie1923]

The card swipe is easy

[@ScarletFlames1]

You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!". Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.

[@HiThere-ek3ko]

@@ScarletFlames1 press X to doubt

[@ScarletFlames1]

@@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?

[@warispointless4245]

Corpse on Friday the 13th : "choke me like you hate me" Corpse on among us : "Swipe me like you failed me"

[@tanaysha8223]

corpse during the card swipe : " just smile and wave boys just smile and wave. "

[@sleepipix3l]

Just smile and swipe boys, just smile and swipe

[@dreytonstrickland6302]

His balls were extra sweaty this game

[@rhonda2898]

Lmao so trueee 🤣 I actually feel bad for him though.. XD

[@wesmithoff3211]

Corpse you got to go slow when you want to do the card swipe

[@sukunavxq]

Damn

[@embernyx2564]

I love how passive-aggressive Corpse is "Hey Corpse, about that card swipe.." "Yeah, I've failed it 15 times so far, what about it?" "Corpse is giving me sus vibes" "You give me sus vibes" I love him omfh wededuh

[@AveryCoolKid]

Time?

[@dat1happyferretp27]

@@AveryCoolKid 6:25

[@AveryCoolKid]

@@dat1happyferretp27 thanks!

[@0rxr0]

Ok

[@randysparks1271]

Thats part of why I like this guy, and that killer voice

[@meanyapickles]

CORPSE: doesn't wanna do face cam CORPSE: shows everyone else's face cam to make up for it

[@rebecca_akin]

Except for Toast :(

[@nathaliejovanovic637]

He doesn't do face cam so people can imagine how he looks like without getting disappointed

[@anarobles9795]

@@nathaliejovanovic637 oh? :(

[@eminemisgod]

Bruh its his choice if he wants to show his face, if hes not comfortable then he doesn't have to. Its ok, there are many youtubers that dont show there face. And he probably thinks that people are going to judge him so he lets people image how he looks, he even shows a mask insteed of his face!

[@imnotsmall6917]

@@eminemisgod Im pretty sure it was a joke

[@wetlime8058]

Legend says, you can still hear the beep, snd the sobs of despair.

[@Bubbles-dd8pn]

This man has the world simping for him purely from his vioce, personality, and hands. Corpse has true power that we mortals could never imagine

[@thepurpleturnip534]

Don’t forget the torso pic 😂

[@lauran-s1339]

@@thepurpleturnip534 the what now ?

[@silverhat9956]

@@lauran-s1339 the white tee cover and the tweet of him in tech gear

[@thepurpleturnip534]

@@lauran-s1339 no wait we had a full body reveal already 👀

[@Bubbles-dd8pn]

@@thepurpleturnip534 trruuee

[@LoveJovie]

i actually think that putting everyone’s face and with their names at the bottom is so helpful

[@potat0a1m26]

Sadly i know all these people, some other times i have no clie who the 7 small streamers are

[@honeybutter1858]

He forgot to put toast ;-;

[@fairytalecaro]

It's greatly appreciated

[@juliaroberts4624]

It makes us forget we don't see Corpse himself

[@mia.08.]

@@honeybutter1858 it’s probabaly bc toast didnt film a video with his cam or he didn’t film one at all

[@mgfox32]

Corpse as imposter: Yeah I'm imposter Everyone: I think we should skip this round, who knows who it could've been? Corpse as crewmate: i really am trying to do my tasks, I'm just nervous Everyone: so you admit to murder

[@Emanu3l]

@Enzo Ian R. Evangelista good for you. Nobody cares.

[@plasmaticstone6580]

@@Emanu3l damn bro why you gotta be like that

[@Emanu3l]

@@plasmaticstone6580 Cause I really find it unnecessary. All the comments saying "first" or "second" and all that already annoy me. But I can understand in a way. They're just happy they got early to a vídeo/post and want to say it so the people know and they just feel happy. But in a freaking reply? A reply on a comment saying "2nd". But also. I was kinda in a bad mood + that reply just made me write it.

[@plasmaticstone6580]

@@Emanu3l Thanks for the explanation

[@Emanu3l]

@@plasmaticstone6580 You're welcome. I usually answer when somebody asks me something.

[@NarinsCreativeCorner]

I feel so sorry for this man. Card Swipe is one of the easiest tasks to me, but watching this makes me realize that for some people, it’s a REAL challenge to deal with.

[@chinalebeau8021]

Poki: “I feel like you don’t need to fail card swipe that much” Corpse: *starts crying*

[@Oscar19867]

lol

[@FakDflt]

Corpse never cries

[@chinalebeau8021]

@@FakDflt don’t be like that

[@demdpunkin]

@Pam Martin stole.

[@crawfordbookkeeping9103]

@Pam Martin fr

[@ctotheatotheg827]

Scares the shit out of everyone but fails a simple task.

[@Banana-Boi]

Huh 1k likes but no replies? I guess i will be the 1st one.

[@ever_tinee]

Huh 1k likes but 1 reply? Guess I'll be the second one.

[@crybaby_5540]

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess i will be the 3rd one.

[@pxrisxiv]

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess I'll be the third one.

[@juberthubberly7776]

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? Guess I’ll be the third one

[@tshfbkugo5459]

corpse: *does something* everyone: “aww thats so wholesome” “aww thats so cute”

[@Aawiss]

I mean it's understandable

[@neenerneenerchickenweener7937]

@@Aawiss it is but also ppl need to stop i cant read comments anymore lol. i worry it will make his issues worse i hope hes not uncomfortable 😖💀

[@Phantysm]

Yeah I noticed it too

[@ruckle9807]

This is something to agree with

[@wickedxoxo697]

@allana 23

[@Dipdoo1]

Card Swipe: Too fast Corpse: Does it the same speed every fucking time

[@16dragons]

"Too fast. Try again" Corpse: INITIATE LIGHTSPEED

[@aYamahaGrandPiano]

Graystillplays: INITIATE 1000X LIGHT SPEED

[@justbloomy_]

I wheezed at this

[@lennoxsommerville7451]

How does no one realize this is fake

[@AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx]

The worst part is no matter how many times it says too fast, he never slows down the tiniest bit.

[@florsosa638]

Everyone talking over each other: Corpse: I can’t believe I failed cardswipe

[@tinpangirlk7251]

his little “i’m really nervous guys.” broke me 🥺

[@himari5559]

300th likeeeee

[@iyanubanks100]

Time stamp??

[@iyanubanks100]

@Catherine Alvarado thx🥺

[@ikaname4077]

DRACOOO

[@dumbratbtch953]

IM IN LOVE WITH HIM-

[@miglerindokaite5403]

CORPSE: I'm nervous Everyone: *L E T S W A T C H*

[@MazanX]

I will be second

[@fadziana]

An I'll will be third

[@bakh554321]

I'll be 4th

[@NNNo-Name]

5th one

[@mustafa.m.alnatsheh]

I'll be the 6th!

[@IGNrainmaker]

This was the first time watching this and I really thought CORPSE was impostor when I watched Toast and Sykkuno perspective. This made my day. Thanks CORPSE

[@diyanigam6349]

this never gets old everyone else: 4K pewds with his 107M subscribers: we’re going 144p, take it or leave it.

[@ysejj]

at this point, it’s just a part of his branding

[@nextensi]

I mean Scarra's still filming in greyscale sooo

[@Hessed3712]

Diya Nigam 🤣

[@misha7129]

@@nextensi i think its because hes dead like lily is also grayscale after she dies, idk

[@fractal_mind562]

@@misha7129 Yeaaa editing on this one is just garbage, cuts are poor, and they greyscaled some of the dead but then gave up after 2 rounds... It baffles me that this man is getting millions of views, but her, I just use my own brain instead of following trends

[@gracecalis5421]

Corpse: **fails to do cardswipe in front of chat** Pewdiepie: EVERYONE WATCH HIM Corpse: **fails even more spectacularly**

[@cchuuyarx1793]

The wording is ✨immaculate✨

[@whiskeredwolf4861]

Lmao poor Corpse, his anxiety probably wasn’t doing good things to him

[@tristen9903]

@@whiskeredwolf4861 does anxiety work like that

[@CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy]

@@tristen9903 Wha.. What do you mean "does it work like that"? It was his first time doing a livestream, so not only was he being watched by ten people in the actual game, but he also had 200k people watching his stream. Poor guy probably felt as bad as or even worse than when a really nervous person gets up on the stage. Also, the more nervous you get, the less rational you tend to be.

[@sisypheanmxe8774]

@@tristen9903 wym?

[@katarina2274]

The actual cutest thing was when he did it on his first try one time and just went "I learned guys, I learned!"

[@expiredren]

People: Corpse has SO MUCH IQ IN AMONG US Corpse: *fails swipe card 30+ times*

[@starblaiz1986]

Leslie: "You can't fail Card Swipe that much" CORPSE: "Hold my beer"

[@raaginraj3086]

Should've been "hold my card"

[@kybugasf]

time stamp?

[@juliekristiansen8576]

@@kybugasf for Leslie or him falling card swipe?

[@lepotatopotato9418]

Leslie watching this: *impossible*

[@voltigeurs5069]

To be fair, I always fail card swipe 50+ times every game I get it as task...

[@zachlimb2094]

Imagine if corpse worked in retail. No transactions would go through

[@ines1084]

Lol

[@Zatracore]

n e x t i n l i n e

[@milk4585]

1.1k like :)

[@DAVIDOWNSTHISURL]

Lol i feel like i laughed way more than needed

[@maiakromer1747]

*card reader gives an error* “You’re swiping it too fast. Try swiping it faster.”

[@Wynbis]

CORPSE: I’ve been too nervous to card swipe. Everyone: Well then, let’s add more pressure.

[@jans.g6033]

Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣

[@jans.g6033]

Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣

[@YukonYuki]

Lmao

[@cookies123ajajajajja]

Loll

[@YoutuberGrudge]

"I'm not ready to be imposter, my hands are shaking." Awww corpsie~

[@trinity7689]

corpse: genuinely failing card swipe for 4 rounds straight everyone else: "um that's weird... that's suspicious"

[@damien5601]

"That's suspicious.... that's weird"**

[@Sømẽ1OneRäņďòm1]

Are you trying to say that failing card swipe 4 rounds in a row isnt sus

[@trinity7689]

@@Sømẽ1OneRäņďòm1 no it is LMAOOO but im saying because we know he was genuinely failing it so it just made the whole situation funnier

[@irenaveksler1935]

Trinity how was it funnier?

[@mr.potato5631]

Card reader : "too fast try again" CORPSE : so u have chosen *FASTER*

[@nomnotfound3652]

I-😂

[@yourmotherdoesntapproveofy6827]

@@nomnotfound3652 you what?

[@nomnotfound3652]

@@yourmotherdoesntapproveofy6827 ha?

[@milksoop]

HE IS S P E E D

[@mr.potato5631]

@@milksoop speedrun

[@mariagestiada6790]

9:17 Corpse failing at card swipe: "please murder me". Lmfao he'd rather die than do card swipe

[@cookies123ajajajajja]

LMAOOO

[@HallowedGreaves]

Jack: *watches Corpse do trash* Also Jack: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

[@velynnec]

visual tasks are probably turned off so jack didnt see it

[@depressed_khaleesi]

@@velynnec could still see the bar go up tho

[@depressed_khaleesi]

@trix o still, he could've asked but probably forgot he saw it. It was also unlucky that the card was Corpse's last task.

[@nyx8642]

No that was early on the game, and Corpse died. That wasn't the time when Corpse literally failed card swipe 4 rounds in a row XDDD

[@arkaik.]

Britt Visual Tasks was On

[@lovelynightshade]

CORPSE: "Lemme just do this card swipe" Card Machine: "I'm bout to end this man's whole career"

[@SeekerX145]

Comedy Gold dude perfect #1stComment2UrComment

[@Jade-in9xn]

The trick is to go slowly for the first 1/4 then go fast

[@ObitoUchiha-fn1is]

I get it on first try

[@welljewelry3166]

Ah yes bout not about but bout

[@sprinkleman8103]

Theres a trick to it too. Go slow on the arrow, then fast

[@awesomness602]

I hope this doesn’t come across badly, but I’ve never wanted to pat someone’s head so aggressively before. Give this man all the love in world

[@deziraecabrera1669]

he deserves all the love and happiness

[@Toyhatty27]

Hehehhehehehheheheh

[@painterpikachu3530]

Simp! Jk

[@justcallmez8403]

Absolutely

[@azulinrose7936]

yuck

[@suidxe]

can’t let gang know i still fw this

[@gabriellecalebq4410]

Ong dude

[@kzoxk]

theyre not gang if you can't let them know

[@marystellapangan5159]

🙏🙏

[@YurLocalNerd]

Me too man

[@_holliej]

@@kzoxkmy gang is normal ppl 😞🙏

[@toinkyfloof5637]

“If we fail, it’s on me” Corpse: “It’s on me. Can’t fkin swipe cards” My man will you ever recover from this?

[@eatingbeansfromthecan]

Fkin?

[@user-qr8pl1tn6z]

@@eatingbeansfromthecan she/he tryna stay family friendly

[@babidavi6910]

@@eatingbeansfromthecan .....yes. Say it out loud and you'll figure it out, lol.

[@fuwakurawr]

@@user-qr8pl1tn6z say they instead of he/she cause it’s friendly to all genders and not just male and female :)

[@user-qr8pl1tn6z]

@@fuwakurawr oh sorry i forgot unu

[@KoongYe]

It's like watching a buff ass body builder not being able to wash his face.

[@krittikapaul355]

or worse, remove the sticker off his back

[@type-moonarchive8878]

@@krittikapaul355 i understand that reference

[@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613]

Your profile pic is just divine lol😔👌🏼

[@nitya404]

@@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613 is that Asian Nick Fury??

[@AlvinaYunoa]

Lmfaoooo these are gold, I’m dying!!!

[@Awildkarasunonumber10appears]

I love how when corpse plays imposter he's like "lolol, kill machine go brr" but when he's a crewmate he's like *_"i don't think i have the facilities to swipe, bigman ;-;"_*

[@redhotmcr]

i read that in the meme voice I'm crying

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

Pewds: Oh no, you murdered Jack. Jack: _Silently screaming and gesturing wildly._

[@Tyyy0]

Corpse: **Does cardswipe** Cardswipe: *Im gonna do what's called pro-gamer move*

[@randomdude4578]

Aha ha you're so funny omg

[@flinggonza5688]

Mate you just used a dead meme thats been brought out of its grave and raped to death jesus christ

[@baqirzaidi6024]

@@flinggonza5688 oddly specific

[@franciscobravo5748]

@@flinggonza5688 Why so specific?

[@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70]

Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

[@FreaKCSGOHacker]

Corpse: "i'm nervous" everyone: "CARD SWIPE"

[@Vivi_anne23]

😅😂😂😂

[@MercuryBlackN]

You're ruining his life

[@Liebert6869]

Thats a lot of like in 7 hours😂

[@lemonade_spice]

@@MercuryBlackN the best part is that the girl in the pic is a lesbian lol

[@nevinlim7721]

@@lemonade_spice who?

[@el.the.mushroom.gal.]

CORPSE: **swipes card as fast as lightning** Machine: *TOO FAST: TRY AGAIN* CORPSE: **still swiping as fast as the Flash** Machine: *What part of "too fast" did you not understand?*

[@TheRandomizerYT]

Fast... Thought it was slow instead...

[@LL-tr5et]

yeah exactly its like.... i love corpse but *_can he read_*

[@abigaildyer4410]

@@LL-tr5et he has problem with his eyes plus he was nervous

[@matteegarff76]

I ruined your 666 likes....im sorry🤣

[@legendarynhgaming7063]

@@matteegarff76 we really don’t care😭also 666 is associated with the devil

[@DEFIB7]

Card reader: “Too fast.” CORPSE: *doesn’t once try going slower*

[@jacobdittmer6586]

Watching that made me want to bash my head in

[@fadadapple]

I need to see him acknowledge this

[@TertiaryQuota]

He should try the card swipe trick,he rlly needs it as he sucks ay card swipe like me lol

[@DEFIB7]

Ur papi the what?

[@ezra-jacksimas9613]

I mean, he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the words clearly. He had something to help him see when he finally went "all I had to do was swipe slower??!!"

[@lazy1126]

i think the cutest thing is him calling everyone his friends. like full on wholesome shit here.

[@makedachang6829]

r u saying their not his friends i-

[@noepaezzzz]

but... they are 😀🤝

[@lazy1126]

@@makedachang6829 where did you read that???

[@makedachang6829]

@@lazy1126 u implied that. ur saying hes assuming that their all his friends. why would it be cute if they were acc his friends

[@KOFFIIX]

@@makedachang6829 the way that doesn’t make sense 😍😍 your mind 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

[@karac8669]

“Yea I failed card swipe 15 times. What about it?”

[@Metahydrix]

It’s actually easy

[@kimapr3817]

@@Metahydrix to fail

[@Metahydrix]

@@kimapr3817 nah, I can do it once and it work

[@kimapr3817]

@@Metahydrix still easy to fail

[@taratate2170]

@@Metahydrix exactly

[@Eatheraii]

Pewds saying "You DO that CARDSWIPE" while laughing at Corpse while the alarms are ringing never fails to make me laugh

[@BirdGod]

Everyone: I fear one thing ... *CORPSE* CORPSE: I fear one thing ... *card swipe*

[@Vivi_anne23]

😂😂😂

[@ginaliu28]

How can you have a fear of corpse impossible His voice if perfect 🤤

[@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70]

Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

[@arisssssss]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 What😃

[@darcyam]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 I JUST SAW YOU On JAMES CHARLES'S POST sorry I'm just laughing about how you are travelling everywhere GHREJKW

[@xcusemehi4907]

Us: *sees a man fail to swipe their library card 50 times* Also us: "Oh. Cool. Hi, corpse." Corpse: "Oh shit-"

[@kamilahlyesogorovaharti1889]

Lmfao this is the only comment that made me laugh hard

[@mellomochi5115]

PFFFFFT- IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HELP

[@Will-gf4sg]

😹😹😹

[@Will-gf4sg]

LMAOOOOO

[@sadgreenelf]

Lol

[@BloodRaven324]

When you're an SS tier imposter but a C tier crewmate.

[@Khaereis]

Even worse, E tier

[@kungolaf4499]

People need to remember that this was his first every stream ever. Suddenly his audience grew from 7 (players) people to 200K. That is why he was nervous and sweaty.

[@iifrostysk]

@@kungolaf4499 “people need to remember that this was a joke”

[@sorenjensen3863]

Lmao!!!

[@jtgaming8230]

very accurate cause corpse is so used to being impostor he barley knows how to do card swipe but I still love this channel

[@kellyrussell1877]

10:36 felix defending him and telling the others to back off though 🥺😭

[@kimi_ro8811]

It's so sweet to see him laughing and having fun with his new friends, melts my heart. I'm glad he can finally be happy or at least feel better because I've heard he's gone through a lot.💜

[@crazyleber0185]

Ikr it's super heart warming!

[@yeeyee7850]

istg whenever he laughs i automatically smile like an idiot without even realizing it hahaha he is so damn cute

[@exvorish]

@sentinus Go listen to some of his music, I think it might explain a bit.

[@damarishurtado2901]

@TottysLePeak is that a bad thing ?

[@deadaccountlol340]

Kimi ro I see you everywhere-

[@anyanaylor]

"TOO FAST" Corpse: That sign can't stop me because I can't read

[@charlottemills8610]

IKR DID HE NOT SEE THE TEXT

[@ilovenoodlesoup]

DW???

[@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70]

Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

[@keylus4950]

Gas, gas, gas I'm gonna step on the gas Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover)