Corpulent man sitting on sofa stands up from sofa & decides to sit back down on sofa ad infinitum

Things I should not have to say, but I am going to say in case you are slow:
1. You should be wearing headphones while listening to this stuff at the loudest volume that is comfortable for you.
2. You should manually adjust your video settings so that you are watching in the highest available resolution.
3. The government, or perhaps KZbin, has recently been placing ads on some of my videos against my will. I would prefer they stop doing this, but what am I supposed to do about it? I am just one primate. The jokes on them, though, as hardly anyone watches my videos anyway.
4. It is in your best interests to subscribe to both my KZbin and Bandcamp pages.
5. This space is reserved for future things I should not have to say, but I am inevitably going to say because you are slow.
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