Cosmo Based Compilation

[@Darklight65583]

Wanda: "Cosmo, do something!" Cosmo: "I can't. I'm married."

[@hue_jazz59]

And they just stand there as something falls on them ? The memory is there but not clear

[@kingofcards9]

That's actually funny.

[@BandLBestiebros]

AUGHA GG UAUAB i kinda wished Wanda and Cosmo loved each other :(

[@neroatlas9121]

They did originally,​@@BandLBestiebros.

[@petergriffin1331]

He was my favourite for being funny

[@anonymousmystery6071]

The perfect civilisation one gets me everytime cause it's the most based Cosmo will ever get

[@yaoriattz7104]

Istg that was so funny doe

[@MrlspPrt]

1,000th like... it's irrelevant, but it's my achievement this day...

[@krystalsummers1436]

The fact this is coming from someone with an Anonnymoose pfp makes this GOLD.

[@somedude-vp9ti]

@@MrlspPrt your entire profile is basically "I hate woman", Sorry, I mean, "I hate woman rights" lmao

[@MrLeerolljankins]

@@somedude-vp9ti so? Look where it got us they done fucked it up

[@stemen6767]

cosmo was the only thing carrying this show I swear

[@hyperion3145]

His IQ dropped every episode

[@paprizio1073]

Only for the newer seasons.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Until he started to have the intellegence of half a toaster

[@Tommyknocker.]

Even Butch confirmed this lol

[@TAKirbyStar]

And Mr. Turner

[@aguywholikesstuff6602]

"You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible" - Grunkle Stan, 2012

[@pacificsurvivor7418]

Marriage is a sham and love dies.

[@xXdAyDrEaMsXx]

"Wanna hear a joke?"

[@ThisDude234]

@@xXdAyDrEaMsXx "my wife still misses me. . ."

[@idk9790]

@@ThisDude234 But her aim is getting better!

[@simonnachreiner8380]

@idk “But her aim is getting better,”

[@yeetyeet3534]

“You have a perfect civilization, why would you wanna add a woman to it?!” IM DYING BROOOO

[@mermidion7552]

That was the most based/Awesome line in the entire show. fr

[@TylerMcNamer]

I like to think this was Butch's way to tell his wife she kept burning the roast and he's freakin' sick of it.

[@noyz-anything]

i think he was trying to tell her he slept with her ex boyfriend

[@shivansh7152]

@Kevin Cobb the fuck are you on about?

[@ajzeg01]

She was too busy curing autism with prayer.

[@GlobalOutcast]

his roast is runied?

[@NoxUmbrae]

@@GlobalOutcast Egads!

[@Sorrelhas]

It's funny because most of it is "Wife Bad" humour

[@DioBrando-vj9ft]

The profile picture fits perfectly with this comment

[@yoshmaik]

"superior humor" I think you mean.

[@Photops]

The " you already had a perfect civilisation why would you wanna add a woman to it!?" Quote was my favorite one.

[@pencilfck]

based

[@Left4Portal2]

That’s one of my greatest critiques of the show as it goes on, in the very early seasons cosmo and wanda are actually in love, but as it goes on cosmo quickly turns into boomer humor

[@dummy3467]

Cosmo is giga-chad.

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

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[@littlemissemila1818]

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[@kingcassio55]

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[@the_bendy_games]

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[@cookierunner7324]

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[@generalstaal7075]

I think the only reason Cosmo hasn't been canceled yet is because most of his jokes result in punishment from Wanda.

[@sportaflop169]

That and he's got magic on his side

[@lunocura1118]

@@sportaflop169 "Cosmo, Wanda! I wish for Twitter to disappear!"

[@irok1]

@@lunocura1118 Finally, a good wish. Timmy really underutilized his power

[@reddsmoke904]

@@irok1 to be fair, Twitter is younger than the show

[@hayafatimah7823]

Exactly 👍

[@alexanderackerman3807]

I'm not sure if Cosmo actually hates his wife. I always thought that they had an old married couple that constantly argue but still love each other energy which was the source of more than a few laughs.

[@lance.2]

they actually do care about each other. it is pretty much like that. partly since they're immortal fantasy creatures with wish giving wands

[@frankhaha81]

Boomer:"wife bad now laught"

[@nateskate999]

they’ve been married 10,000 years she obviously digs his ultimate savagery

[@EoCA777]

Not to mention Wanda often hands him the business too. It was funny give and take

[@MaxBunny7902]

They were actually a loving couple in the earliest episodes of the series, particularly in the Oh Yeah Cartoons and Season 1.

[@cinemasean2098]

Cosmo is god of the chads

[@SeaStarTea]

fairy chadparent

[@thevarietypacksnaxx405]

fairly godchad

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

fairly basedparent

[@BinglesP]

Odd of Chads

[@Dog-kw9gg]

“The good news is, I’ve named my nickel Philip!” “What’s the bad news?” “It’s a *girl* nickel!” That had no right to be as funny as it was 😭😭

[@mistressgabby1]

Best line in the entire show!

[@Alias_vc]

*SIGMA MALE GRINDSET* : -Always wear a tie (always ready for business) -wear a small crown (remind everyone what a king you are) -don't walk, float (don't waste energy) -Marry the daughter of the mafia boss to assert your dominance (make him look like a beta)

[@Metalkid1500]

Based and sigma grindset pilled

[@Intruse]

I'd think floating uses more energy no?

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Oh right Wanda's dad is the Don lmao

[@doomxprie]

@goofybanana For good luck

[@oxinestechbr7333]

Attention to detail: the small crown represents humbleness.

[@brysontheghostgaming9218]

Cosmo was ahead of his time redpill before it was popular

[@MrlspPrt]

Greenpill...

[@anonymousmystery6071]

Fairypill...

[@noga849]

islampilled

[@ghoulbuster1]

The fairy Kingdom was the based department all along.

[@noga849]

@Shin Shaman ok

[@grangermontag1824]

Wait until Cosmo learns how over represented the Pixies are in positions of power in Fairy World

[@grangermontag1824]

@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 I know!! It's uncanny (or intentional). Ya know Norm MacDonald was the Genie and Butch Hartman is a Christian. 🤔🤔🤔🤔 How much does Butch know?

[@lusciouslocks8790]

If you’re gonna be antisemitic the least you could do is own up to it outright instead of trying to dogwhistle your way around through euphemisms like a sniveling coward

[@lusciouslocks8790]

@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 ^that goes to you too

[@grangermontag1824]

@@lusciouslocks8790 Uh oh Adl mad

[@grangermontag1824]

@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 I'm not entirely convinced the resemblance is coincidental. Dennis Prager and Ben Shapiro were both based in CA. Jordan Von Strangle is obviously Arnold Schwarzenegger. That always lead me to conclude Fairy World is CA. Prager had a radio talk-show before his internet days. And Ben Shapiro was writing for Town Hall in the 2000s. Idk when the Pixies were introduced as characters.

[@willpoweramv]

Goddamn who ever wrote Cosmo's dialogue must've been going thru some shit.

[@michaelmoss9198]

Amen

[@yitzchak3867]

Jesus loves you

[@Metalkid1500]

It’s called being based 😎

[@m7tscircus]

LMAO fr

[@Solo-lf2eh]

Prolly a divorce

[@lawgx9819]

0:08 he was so based even wanda agrees with him

[@Susaku22]

One of my favorite lines are, when Tommy was about to be attacked by an angry mob. Cosmo: "You lived a good life." Timmy: "I'm only 10." Cosmo: "I said good, not long." Gets me everytime. 😂😂😂

[@comac4719]

The fact he treats marriage as a fate worse than death is so freakin funny bro

[@ametisladyy]

I mean he is immortal

[@kinggalactix]

1:16 People: Cosmo is based. Me, an intellectual: He has predicted Chloe, the destroyer of the show, the final nail in this coffin. Cosmo is truly a knower of things. Edit: Why are people giving me stupid like? Give me the golden replies, fellow viewers.

[@Lewisking50]

That timeline is not to be spoken of.

[@oatz8449]

Once they introduce the new they killed off the animation budget as well

[@pokeman5000]

I really think they were actively trying to destroy the show, to just end it. They honestly could have easily time skipped to Timmy's kids having Cosmo and Wanda. Timmy plays an oblivious job oriented likely divorced dad. Leaving the mom roll up for debate. Or just make a movie to end the series. Thats honestly the main beef with run on shows like fairly oddparents, Spongebob, family guy, Bob's burgers, simpsons. They become extremely tiresome. The funniest thing? South Park and Always Sunny out of all of them, are the only ones to actually not completely collapse in on themselves. Yeah they're not the best and the golden years are definitely behind them but they atleast still have some noticeable effort put in.

[@kinggalactix]

@@pokeman5000 I agree with you completely. Also, I believe based on that ending of Channel Chasers, he was married to Tootie, which would actually be a good conflict, where over time, Timmy grows to like her.

[@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923]

I'm surprised none of you guys have mentioned Vanny yet. The entire reason Timmy has Fairy Godparents is BECAUSE of Vanny and the amount of psychological damage she deals to Timmy.

[@iamfry9918]

Cosmo: “He finally learned that women love sensitivity!” Wanda: “Aww.” Cosmo: “And if you can fake that, you’re in!”

[@natanaelconcha92]

After years I finally understood that cosmo tipped that waitress literally

[@MyDogIsYoshi]

Honestly, is no one going to mention Wanda's expression when Cosmo said, "who cares what you think? You're a girl!"

[@jonathanielpringlemaniii]

wanda really said: “>:)”

[@theramblinmahoney2316]

Straight up, “Yeah Bitch, now it’s your turn.” Hahaha

[@chickenfdisoruhg4915]

It’s because in the context of the episode, she was trying to prove a point from what I remember.

[@Arbion26]

@@chickenfdisoruhg4915 what episode was that

[@annapaula290]

@@Arbion26 "The Boy Who Would Be Queen"

[@PliskinYT]

I love how Wanda already started glaring at Cosmo before he even finished his sentence, she knew he was gonna talk shit

[@shooby9496]

Wanda: "I don't want to be a crab all the time." Cosmo: "Eh, it's never stopped you before." LOL

[@xiiistepsforrequiem915]

Cosmo is so based that he can use boomer humor and actually be funny, what a Chad

[@deez2037]

Your humor is centered around randomly generated text which is mainly unfunny, especially to those you disrespectfully call just “boomers.” What do you have to say for yourself? 🙃 (And no, I’m not a baby boomer - I’m 18 and a damn *respectful* one at that)

[@Serani.]

@@deez2037 Now this is peak comedy

[@wellalrightthen3920]

@@deez2037 Yeah gonna call bs on this one.

[@STS232323]

@@deez2037 all i can picture reading your comment, is a farm kid from the deep south, wearing a suit that is like 3 sizes too large for him

[@wellalrightthen3920]

@@deez2037 Actually, gonna go further and straight up point out the fact that you are calling someone out for insulting someone's sense of humohr by directly insulting someone's sense of humour. Nice one.

[@iReadFiction]

Jesus christ, I never understood just how savage Cosmo was until recently. I barely remember much of this show honestly. All I know is the few episodes that I still remember hold up really well. The first few seasons are timeless.

[@badinfluence9199]

POV: You're sigma male.

[@nainorotodox]

I'm a Ligma male myself

[@Noirenoe]

Delta

[@hmm279]

shrigma

[@olivetaster]

I never change my underpants because I don't let shit bother me. -Questionaire Sigma Male Grindset

[@Eduar9191]

Whats sugma?

[@ninameira1435]

Cosmo and Wanda are such a cute couple, once I saw a person saying "Wanda is book smart, but not street smart, Cosmo is street smart, but not book smart, that's what makes them such an iconic couple" and that's true

[@ItsJenkoGaming]

1:14 “No! You have a perfect civilisation! Why would you wanna add a woman to it?!?!?!” BASED

[@ItsABeautifulDay.]

Image James from Pokemon and Cosmo. This would be the greatest pokemon team. Edit: I'm on about based James and based Cosmo.

[@WonkyTonkBotty]

And savage Ash

[@AmongusBalls65]

Cosmo’s back must hurt after carrying the whole show

[@Spingebil]

0:02 “The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip.” “What’s the bad news?” “It’s a girl nickel!” My favorite part :D

[@dr.brainwash7675]

Holy crap Cosmo is such a savage, I didn't know he said all those things

[@Shinobubu]

This is legitimate proof that indoctrination of minors do not work. our brain accepts things that fits our world view regardless of who's trying to stuff it with rubbish.

[@deez2037]

@Shin Shaman Cults, yes, and untruthful religions, yes - sadly.

[@yitzchak3867]

Jesus loves you

[@Castigar48]

He was a wild man back In the day

[@Ryanmanification]

”Tip the waitress” Aaahhhhh! NOW I GET THE JOKE!

[@TheUniver5e_ofcaleb]

😂😂😂😂

[@aplsed]

I miss Season 1's voice direction for Cosmo. Lot less grating on the ears

[@GameparkGames]

Agreed

[@chrisbarrera7202]

Agreed, though you can thank the writing team for that one. Once the VA noticed they were making him more stupid he changed it up to better fit his dialouge

[@prestongarvey2599]

@@chrisbarrera7202 they gave him the patrick treatment

[@FIgsHw]

@@prestongarvey2599 how dare they

[@haleninman7902]

No Cosmo's Season 1 Voice Sucked

[@MintGamingYT]

“have you gained weight” “aaaa lot of weight”

[@Elli-gl7gu]

"Who cares what you think you're a girl now!"

[@chaosXP3RT]

People think Cosmo hates his wife or he's being offensively sexist, but as I recall growing up from 1999 to about 2011, the husband complaining about his wife was common comedy trope for sitcoms and such. And as for the sexism against girls... well, this show was for kids and it was a pretty common trope for boys to think girls were weird or gross (Or the reverse. I recall the rhyme “boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to college to get more knowledge“.) While Cosmo is being sexist, I think its less mean-spirited and just something that played into Timmy Turner being a kid and some of the comedy tropes of the time period. If you want to analyze it further, you could also argue it normalizes violence because Wanda often rebukes Cosmo with some kind of physical attack.

[@NuclearCanvas]

Im so happy to see how much their relationship improved in the new wish. As if wr speak for the original series, its more likely Butch's fault because he didnt even know how to write couples without those boomer jokes

[@nickieBurke]

damn, never knew a good chunk of his humor was boomer humor.

[@measlesplease1266]

Yeah but boomer humor danced around the subject and was never specific. Cosmo said it straight up.

[@bananaforscale1283]

The differnce is Cosmo was never afraid to tell it straight to Wanda's face.

[@Animenite97]

idk if it's a good chunk persay, this is a very short video.

[@ddawg9224]

Millennial detected

[@nickieBurke]

@@ddawg9224 opinion detected (*) (*) \__/ opinion ignored

[@JoeMama-yj4kb]

based

[@cobean4695]

On what

[@crazytartsrul3125]

Based

[@HenryTheKazakh]

based

[@giornotriestino1364]

Based

[@datfishyboi6932]

Based

[@defaultset]

I’ve never understood the “Tip your waitress!” Joke as a kid, now, that shit is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@gentlemancharmander4411]

Boomers- ha, that’s funny Millennials- boomer humor bad Gen Z- Boomer humor good

[@bluemonk9480]

more like gen alpha

[@svetakuklina8398]

@@bluemonk9480 aren't gen alpha elementary school kids and toddlers? You know, who were born in 2010-2020? I don't think they'd understand. But whatever

[@bluemonk9480]

@@svetakuklina8398 Hmm yeah maybe. I'm Gen z but most of my peers would be appalled by any mean comment towards or aobut a woman. But then when I see young lads in grades 6,7,8,9 they all seem to use a lot of this humour. It might just be a childrens thing really.

[@kolchian5139]

@@bluemonk9480 bro the only ones that fall under “gen alpha” there are 6th graders

[@bluemonk9480]

@@kolchian5139 It's debatable, generations arent set in stone, and depending on who you ask you'll get a different answer.

[@snakesnake9882]

Cosmo vs twitter feminist

[@arrionarchie2120]

0:09 i love how even wanda smirks after that

[@Somethin5041]

Wanda smiling at Cosmo saying "Who cares what you think, you're a girl now" took me by surprise. I forgot she was just as chaotic as Cosmo in the earlier seasons.

[@salvadormoure5211]

I watch the show when they put random episodes on Pluto TV and now I see why no one talks about the newest episodes with Sparky and Chloe, they completely censured Cosmo

[@rasengdori13]

Damn Cosmo should be a stand up comedian with this much "I hate my wife" jokes.

[@stealthyfir7915]

I’m surprised this show existed for as long as it did.

[@RelentlessSketchStudios]

As a kid, these jokes fly over your head, but as an adult living in this day and age where stuff like this is relevant, these jokes are AMAZING.

[@AymenZero]

Cosmo: * sexism * Everyone: *_A B S O L U T E C H A D_*

[@muffinfighter3680]

It's peak comedy apparently

[@thundersaAscam]

@@muffinfighter3680 That’s because it simply is😌

[@weego2585]

@@muffinfighter3680 Well it's funny due to how absurd it is.

[@Overheated521]

Twitter user 💤

[@dandanger5637]

​@@weego2585 where's the absurd, lmao

[@ethane-dawgwenger4207]

0:50 "And if we don't it'll be really bad, because you're so smart and I'm so dumb and blah blah blah" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shinjigaming7185]

Cosmo the OG sigma Male

[@pradabears]

he originated the sigma male grindset

[@Cappyey]

*_We've come for the creature you call MOM!_* *_No!_*_ You already have a perfect civilisation, why would you add a _*_W O M A N_*_ to it?_

[@derekray1586]

Wanda: “I don’t want to be crab all the time.” Cosmo: “That’s never stopped you before.” 😂😂😂

[@AangTLA06]

I wish Cosmo's voice from sesson 1 stayed during all the series

[@tomachu7899]

Funny enough I dated someone whose family had a tendency to name their girls masculine names...so there was a Grandma Phillip in the family lmao.

[@katemc0885]

"Who cares what you think? You're a girl now!" That make me choke so much omg 💀💀

[@DPowered2]

Remember when Cosmo and Wanda were a couple that loved each other and had chemistry

[@masterofbloopers]

Cosmo and Wanda always gave me Jesse and James vibes, this has made it even more apparent.

[@farcaspaul1487]

"I can't send him back to his planet to get killed... or married" lmao

[@BlitzWalkthrough]

I have the feeling, Butch was projecting onto Cosmo

[@sydneyschmidtke1050]

PLEASE THAT LAST ONE- I WAS CAUGHT SO OFF GAURD

[@Shiroi_Okami_44]

"we have a perfect civilitation! Why do you want to add women in it!?"

[@tankhead2645]

You could never get away with things like this nowadays which makes it way better

[@blastchambers2150]

When this aired I was kinda whatever about Cosmo. Now that I'm older he's my favourite.

[@loganentertainment1814]

The last one always gets me. XD

[@danmeldrum312]

0:52 "Because you're so smart, and I'm so dumb and blah blah blah." 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@SiNKarnage]

No wonder Cosmo got pregnant, it was karma for all his basedness 🤣🤣🤣😍

[@purplebatdragon]

I never realized until now how much of this show I remember. It's a happy feeling.

[@zankfilms2898]

Cosmo is the last semblance of coolness in kids shows

[@SwellStuff483]

Cosmo spends all of this intelligence points on roasting his wife

[@danialdirty5656]

dangerously based

[@zevac]

Twitter must hate Cosmo

[@iwannaplayssbb6665]

He tried to warn us......we thought it was a joke......

[@Amethiist143]

I actually love cosmo

[@jackgibson511]

Cosmo's voice somehow got higher overtime

[@jaquanscott2249]

Wanda and Timmy were aware

[@novaknight8579]

1:17 *LET HIM COOK!* 😂😂😂

[@MoonAirN]

I just realised that we've gone full circle "Wife bad" jokes are funny again

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

they're not tho, a bunch of people are just trying to push the narrative that they are

[@MoonAirN]

@@elfpi55-bigB0O85 It's the fact that we've reached a post-ironic state that made these jokes less painful to swallow It's a bit like the deez nuts thing, where it's now in a resurgence both because and in spite of the joke being ironic; because of it being memed, the original joke became palatable again

[@wrrrryyyy12]

@@MoonAirN so deez nuts are painful for you to swallow ?

[@soundtheartist9212]

They have always been funny. What are you talking about? 😂

[@gabrielmartines3510]

​@@soundtheartist9212They were taboo for a while until Millennials and Gen Z revived them via shitpost.

[@MaxODrive]

The coin one makes me laugh the hardest for some reason, it's so unexpected lol

[@FloatingSunfish]

At least they still kept him based in the later seasons. 😂

[@Hanzel06]

0:19 This had me rolling when I was a kid 💀💀

[@tylertichoc7330]

Yyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhh, looking back on this show I can safely say something like this probably wouldn't be allowed in fears of backlash. But let's be honest, they've been married to each other for centuries for a reason. They genuinely care about each other. Based or not.😆

[@MrAverageGuy69]

U may call Cosmo dumb But his pretty based

[@idonthaveone60]

even if cosmo got an annoying overly high pitched voice in later seasons at least hes based.

[@tahaelhour690]

You saw how Wanda smirked when Cosmo laughed at Timmy for being a girl. She a freak.

[@DiracComb.7585]

So, Cosmo and James are the pre-eminent players in my KZbin recommendations, I can live with that.

[@DragonSavori]

Its sad that nowadays jokes like these would result in a massive drama and the cartoon would get canceled

[@neochris2]

I havent watched this show in like 15 years. I remember loving it. Almost nothing makes me laugh these days but this was as effective as it was when I was a kid

[@harambe2132]

I never realized how much Cosmo hates Wanda

[@carbonbasado]

i think its just that he doesnt know when to not say something

[@labeilleautiste6318]

He dont hate her lol he is just married My dad alway said to me the nightmare of a man is his wife and "you'll understand later" and he was right the person you really love and really know can be annoying to you some times lol Like " i dont want to watch movie I want to go out eating in a restaurant" but you dont want going to restaurant but you do it anyway lol When you really know someone you love it without filter so you know the persons defaults and his real personnality and if you love someone for real this person also annoy you

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

Makes me wonder how they stayed together for so many years without getting a divorce

[@labeilleautiste6318]

@@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers bécause they love each other

[@frankhaha81]

@@labeilleautiste6318 Or because of social pressure, the real reason why boomers who hate each other stayed together.

[@CookerX32]

"Who cares what you think you're a girl now hahaahhaahhhahaah" - cosmo

[@jwilson544]

The perfect civilization one made me laugh out loud 🤣🤣

[@aboxthatdr0x0ls]

Cosmo is the backbone of the show.

[@sportaflop169]

Dang Cosmo really had no chill

[@LolhorseGibleAnimates]

Cosmo carried this show

[@night1hal1]

Damn, I never knew Cosmo was a gamer.

[@furbi917]

My interest for this show has skyrocketed

[@Uhh-meme]

what a chad

[@kokroughtoss1257]

0:20 My God! Cosmo has no chill!!!😂😂😂

[@ness6714]

The joke is that woman bad.