Catwoman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?

[@samwallaceart288]

“She just kinda forgets about the evil plot for a while and does other stuff.” Probably the only actual cat power.

[@shooby9496]

😂

[@benhaney5843]

"THE POWER OF... DISTRACTI... oh shit, what's the shiny shit over there?!"

[@bhughessr20]

209

[@scottwallbank4794]

Lmao, thats the best comment on here. Brilliant.

[@paulx873]

😂👍🏿

[@devolvy1542]

Upcoming movie: Robin A movie featuring a guy who is bitten by a robin and then starts robbin' people while singing like a bird

[@sleeepy181]

There's nothing I wouldn't give to see that.

[@olserknam]

underrated

[@cj003]

Wonderfully executed comment

[@Wired4Life2]

Don't robins, being birds, peck? Can robins even bite? *_See the film to find out!_*

[@stephonvalentino7020]

i would pay top dollar to see that lol

[@bobbedybob8036]

Imagine making famous actors/actresses act like cats. That's so dumb. It's good that they never made that mistake again.

[@ayhuz]

Oh wait till you find out about “Cats 2019” Edit: people do know im joking right?

[@stephania210]

Oh wait till you see last year

[@IsiahTomas]

They were cats? I just thought most of them acted like shitbags.

[@crablord7934]

Hmmmmmm…not really sure bout that

[@IsiahTomas]

Okay, fine. Though you gotta admit, Jason Derulo makes up for most of that.

[@jacksonandrews8714]

For the record, the skeleton compressing bit is real. Cats can fit through any space as large as their head. I don’t know how… but I can say the same for the rest of the movie too

[@alisaurus4224]

Jail bars are purposely made to be smaller than a human skull though. So unless her skull shrank it’s still dumb

[@g33xzi11a]

@@alisaurus4224 her skull is the only part of her skeleton that can shrink, but unfortunately cat law still applies so no matter how much she shrinks her head the rest of her body is logically obligated to fit, too

[@yisizhang9604]

A cat burps on you and your whole bone structure changes?

[@ranjanasharan4051]

It's because cats have a floating collar bone and they can easily fit their heads

[@chattycatty3336]

Its because of 2 things, 1) cats dont have fully attached collar bones (detached collarbones), and flexible hips, the only part of their body they cant manipulate is their skull, thats why their head is the determining factor for if it can get into a spot

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

I just think it’s hilarious that they tried to make Cat woman a strong independent female superhero and made the story plot about *MAKEUP*

[@Adanijames]

You right LMAO

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

That's pretty much every girls cartoon focusing more on fashion and makeup.

[@spooky351]

Women wearing makeup doesn't make them not strong. Women associating with femininity doesn't make them weak.

[@astralflick]

Big oof

[@anjailbakeer]

Should it have been about the fucking Superbowl? Lol

[@Billy7265]

"Only the second movie in this series." Our boy is going to go insane by the end of it.

[@RowansReviews]

Hope he does ghost Rider

[@katanafourzeronine]

@Jimmy Barker BvS has things you can enjoy (OST, Batmobile, warehouse, Batfleck). SS has things you can enjoy (Deadshot, Captain Boomerang). This movie has nothing.

[@shanechannel7066]

My dad yells at me.

[@DarkestKnightshade]

CVH better take less time to upload the next part of the series than he did this time.

[@playboispidey5511]

Three words: Batman and Robin

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

This whole movie feels like a bunch of cameras constantly fighting

[@ashb7]

The cameramen were told that only the dude whose footage is used the most would get paid.

[@itzadam9359]

that is the most funniest comment we had

[@elishawilson1429]

Fighting like children constantly saying it's my turn no it's my turn

[@j.l.3742]

I am your 1,000 like holy shit

[@jonathangodbolt9134]

Lol fuck you camera 2 this my angel *roars like lion*

[@Krystinelle]

I know it’s a bad movie. But It holds a special place in my heart because I loved it when I was a child. I probably shouldn’t have even seen it when I was a child because it’s oddly sexual, looking back.

[@darlalathan6143]

Well, if you don't have flashbacks about it, I guess it's okay, lol!

[@nilevalleyafrican9451]

I liked this movie, people can f*** off

[@owl.feathers]

The sexuality in this movie is so corny that it's harmless imo. The cringe factor is much more likely to traumatize the children lol

[@owl.feathers]

@VentureAway Hmmm that's a good point, although I think by far the most influential film for furries is Disney's animated Robin Hood

[@owl.feathers]

@VentureAway Oh, no I don't think so.

[@BugsyFoga]

Gotta give Halle Berry props , she took her Razzie for this film with pride .

[@megashark1013]

Now can she apologise for the "Struck by Lightning" line in X-men?

[@inferno9714]

@@megashark1013 Iin her defense, that's a terribly written line that NO ACTOR could deliver well. The writer should apologize for that.

[@zxp3ct3r41]

@@megashark1013 no

[@timothyfinch7295]

I see you in the comments of every video I watch

[@paprica672]

*Halle

[@joe-vg6zx]

Love how the main 2 characters are "cat-woman" and "cop-man"

[@grumpyoldman3458]

When he was at High School he was bitten by a radioactive cop ;-)

[@chimedemon]

Grumpy Oldman it gave him supernatural abilities like going upstairs really really quickly, and smiling at strange women, and being a shitty knock off of Bruce Wane.

[@stelatokugawa6315]

The movie itself is shit but we all know why we watch it 🍆✊🥜

[@oreoshorts2274]

Haha James Gordon

[@nrnehigie7382]

Cop man? He’s my fav hero.

[@agisuru]

"A magic teleporting ghost cat" So like a normal cat huh

[@aryansarkar6816]

Facts

[@Zyborggian]

I misread this as "Sounds like a normal cat bruh" but I love how that doesn't change the meaning of the sentence at all lol

[@riduanaqil1452]

@@Zyborggian lol

[@jahyamack8359]

@@Zyborggian For what ever reason something about that is super funny to me.

[@dameC5822]

This movie is bad now, but for some reason I actually loved it as a kid.

[@smolfry3438]

For me it was alright but I understand why it's so hated

[@nyiadabrat5862]

I loved it as a kid too but now this video made me wanna rewatch it

[@coledustin1080]

Halle Barry that’s why 🥵

[@docsavage-8616]

It's Cool to say you hate Catwoman. Especially when everything Produced by the DCEU is Complete Garbage.

[@Zyrox_.]

Y

[@makotoplush9776]

Catwoman: A woman who dresses like a cat. Catwoman movie: A woman who dies and is revived by a magic cat and has superpowers.

[@michaelstrong5383]

And acts like a cat too

[@elpotato5011]

Cats: the sonic fandom

[@emceemunchapussy1891]

@Black Ninja she doesn't even have powers in the Batman comics

[@half-lifescientist1991]

Cosmo the blue peashooter So basically the Tim Burton cat woman, but somehow even sluttier

[@smugfortune9977]

Burtons way of turning Selena Kyle into catwoman was more believable than the catwoman movie

[@TheREALGalamineGary]

“...smiling like an idiot at everything she says or does” Marcus that’s just dating.

[@crablord7934]

Was gonna scoff then realized you're right

[@olymolly3637]

Single people: "Unrelatable."

[@alphashitlord1446]

cop man was a simp

[@jotabeas22]

@@alphashitlord1446 edgelords are evolving, watch out

[@SlickSkuddy]

Alpha Shitlord Halle Berry fine bruh.

[@toasterenthusiast8023]

That smiling compilation was legitimately terrifying

[@Legion849]

Hahahaha

[@briankoz6622]

"A magic teleporting ghost cat" So like a normal cat huh

[@notgray88]

im cringing so hard it actually hurts to watch

[@_Rick___Grimes_]

i physically cringed while watching it, my body couldn't handle it

[@toasterbath7189]

Glad to see the return of the anime girls

[@gaymiens]

i can’t believe they made a movie about a batman character and a company selling evil face cream and they didn’t somehow think to use the already existing evil face cream company from the animated series?? why is this not a clayface movie??

[@gaymiens]

like it wouldn’t make the movie BETTER but come on it was RIGHT THERE

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

Let me ask the question: Did they actually license the character from DC comics to produce this movie, or does this atrocity count as legally reasonably distinct?

[@Kingdom850]

@@thegardenofeatin5965 Warner bros distributed it.

[@johanliebert5269]

Selina: trained since childbirth to become catlike to steal stuff Patience: magic cats

[@samwallaceart288]

Only marginally more crazy than Tim Burton’s take on it. In Batman Returns, Selina gets fed up with systemic misogyny, gets yeeted out a window, and then gets bitten back to life by a bunch of normal cats. Also, she literally has nine lives. Because she was bitten by cats.

[@barnabychicken2202]

So Johan Liebert went to KZbin after escaping from the hospital

[@YouWantMyPancake]

@@samwallaceart288 i mean yeah but Tim Burton one was enjoyable ya know like that was cat woman to me ;) hehe

[@samwallaceart288]

YouWantMyPancake - Make no mistake, Batman Returns is a masterpiece; I love it, possibly the most Tim Burton Tim Burton there is when he was at the top of his game. Terrible Batman movie; brilliant Tim Burton movie. Selina played by the most iconic actor; gets her power from random alley cats and hatred of the patriarchy. Penguin is a literal mutant who has a clown posse and weaponized missile-launcher penguins. And then there’s just Christopher Walken, himself qualifying as a villain without needing any modifying features. The movie’s off the friggin’ chain.

[@BTZombie88]

SamWallace Art I thought I read that she was supposed to have survived the fall and just had a psychotic breakdown and only believed she had nine lives. Of course I can’t think of a reliable source for that but I always liked to believe it. Either way the movie is insane and I love it.

[@nathanielschwiebert8515]

Cats 2019: “Ok, let me try the remix”

[@mazimadu]

Fricking cats!

[@macka123grr7]

@@mazimadu always makin remixes n stuff

[@AJGOLDENCHILD]

@@macka123grr7 yeah they fat cats

[@SaadNabil]

Boo to that movie!

[@garfijon1433]

This comment just made my fuckin Day XD

[@jeremyjahns8586]

"Lemmie try the remix" how is this not the funniest movie in the world

[@anjailbakeer]

I fucking love that line!!!

[@fudgesolo6352]

That line killed me XD

[@paperbackwriter1111]

because it's boring half the time

[@nifralo2752]

That's the sort of thing my 57 year old father would say when failing go be modern

[@jeremyjahns8586]

@@paperbackwriter1111 i'd say 35% of the time. the other 65% it's fucking insanity

[@sadgirlhours4088]

Me, watching this movie when I was younger and seeing absolutely nothing wrong with it and loving it: oh boy I hope this doesnt awaken anything in me

[@redgoesfaster5792]

Community reference?

[@nasseemnaffaa3266]

This movie was a bad excuse to get Halle Berry into a tight leather suit

[@dorksdomain8355]

Jimmy Padilla no no he wasn’t

[@trewy5683]

Theres no such thing as a bad excuse to get Halle Berry into a tight leather suit

[@sammycoats524]

Yeah so I'm very thankful this movie exists

[@shawklan27]

@@sammycoats524 word

[@ChocorocK]

@@trewy5683 Darn Tootin.

[@joost0133]

This was just the Cats (2019) prequel. How innocent we were.

[@IcyDiamond]

Joost van den Heuvel Uh Meow?

[@Mohamad-m7md]

This is a masterpiece compared to that catshit movie

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Somehow Halle Berry in black leather outfit which shows her 70% of her skins and shows her midriff still look good than CGI Taylor Swift in Cat Body

[@Horrormaster13]

This movie has the absolute worst basketball scene I've ever seen in a movie. That's how bad Catwoman (2004) is.

[@duckman5494]

absolute best*

[@FlyFox10O1]

"oh fuck yeah i am so pro at basketball, look at how i can movETHE BALL BETWEEN MY HANDS SEMI-RAPIDLY"

[@michaelstrong5383]

I can understand her other catlike abilities, but what does being great at basketball have anything to do with being a cat?

[@WiloPolis03]

And magic basketball scenes are always high art cinema

[@bloodshark71]

I found it to be adorable up until the slam dunk part that's were the lost me

[@jacobray5360]

"Where did the money go?" I'd bet it went up someone's nose.

[@elfsieben1450]

Sounds likely.

[@darwincity]

Either that or huge salaries. Bailey got $15 million, it sounds like Stone got $10 million, Wilson seemingly got $5 Million (he once called this movie the biggest payday he ever got), Bratt probably got a similar salary and Pitof surely got a big check. Plus, Pitof’s “trademark” was that he filmed his movies exclusively with then-expensive digital cameras. All in all, at least half of the budget up in smoke even before anything is on set.

[@TheTwelfthCollector]

Some guy named Phillips: So, did you find a good name for our Catwoman movie yet? Writer: Patience, Phillips.

[@drpnasty28]

lmaoo

[@vjthehandsome5659]

this is genius

[@phantom_mist1726]

😂😂😂😂

[@samanthabest8926]

Pitof: Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[@100TBlank]

"Call the cops you're not gonna believe this" Someone approved that scene

[@AnalyticalMenace]

Even worse, someone got paid to write those lines.

[@thisishandlenumber2048]

Yeah Pitof approved that scene... Are you questioning the judgment of Pitof?

[@jccinfinity7019]

You dare question the word of the mighty Petey?!?!

[@lizp5004]

More like, "call the COP..." Apparently, he's the only one on th force, since he's the beat cop, detective, interrogator, handwriting analysis, takes on robberies, murders, suicide watch, problems at your local theater - all at once! - saves kids at carnivals... the list is endless, bc he _is_ the force!

[@margarethmichelina5146]

And he's not even explaining why do they need to call the cops.

[@sebastianbrown2270]

The 100 million was spent on drugs for the writers

[@dameonpounders7211]

*Apocalypse Now intensifies*

[@RaaghavKulshreshtha]

😭

[@cakeboy7782]

Underated

[@IsiahTomas]

So, basically, the behind the scenes version of the "The Black Eyed Peas" period.

[@internettraveler8666]

I thought drugs make art better

[@biospark4758]

This version of Catwoman should’ve been in The CW’s Crisis on Infinite Earths.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Hope No Way Home gives us Dolph Lundgren Punisher and Ben Affleck Daredevil

[@biospark4758]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 and David Hasselhoff’s Nick Fury

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@biospark4758 Lots of jokes to be had there

[@ChiefManny1]

I think Halle Berry took $15 million out of that $100million. To this day she doesnt regret starring in Catwoman.

[@asifallintonothingne]

Right? She got paid and got to dress up as a sexy cat lady and jump around. It was probably a blast to film.

[@scottpodleski5834]

@@aeronmeta Who are you talking to exactly? Not one of the comments in this particular thread mentioned race.

[@Demonically_Inspired]

@@aeronmeta the fuck are you even talking about

[@Demonically_Inspired]

@@aeronmeta nobody bashes the actress...hell most people love her, she's an award winning actress... But if a movie is bad, then its bad. Its not about racism..its about making a bad movie and acting in a bad movie

[@Demonically_Inspired]

@@aeronmeta who the fuck feels guity about a movie.... its not a bad movie because it has a black actress...hell halle berry is loved by most people.... the movie is bad because its bad and thats all there is to it....and for the record "your icon is the epitome of my point' you the guy who ran in here cursing at me like I WAS THE RACIST for pointing out how obviously hostile the white guys were in this thread" im an indian, not a white guy... but hey lets shove race into everything even when unnecessary

[@amberrj.]

"Let's try the remix." Was the corniest thing I've ever heard in a movie.

[@legomemer2479]

We need an Snider cut for this movie

[@Ajaws]

I laughed so fucking hard

[@mikielsahagun6054]

The whole EFFING thing is corny

[@kameryngregory3604]

@@mikielsahagun6054 more than Corny its cringe

[@ryanjohnson781]

Then you haven’t seen X-Men…. “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s stuck bu lightning”???

[@tinymouse.]

YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING THAT IS SIMILAR TO THE COMICS.... SHE’S A WOMAN

[@johnmako3659]

Omg its tiny iroh! Can you give me a tea mr iroh?

[@tinymouse.]

@@johnmako3659 here you go

[@johnmako3659]

@@tinymouse. thank you

[@Pyro04]

Did you just assume catwoman's gender?

[@loonahater]

Pyro04 it says woman in the name

[@velvet40011]

ok but we still wearing that catsuit on Halloween period.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Which one, the early suit or the skimpy one?

[@322king]

This whole movie is “Look at Halle Berry’s body”. You really missed the point of Pitof’s masterpiece.

[@junichiroyamashita]

Never viewed in that way,Halle Barry is not my type,but i really liked the movie overral.

[@322king]

@@junichiroyamashita I enjoy this movie as well, but based on the suit I couldn't think of any other reason it looks that way.

[@junichiroyamashita]

@@322king i am not the type of guy that likes revealing clothes on a woman,i much the prefer the original thight jumpsuit Catgirl for that reason. The reason i liked this movies was the overrall "magical/etereal" feel it have,where the cringe parts give a kind of aftertaste. They are cringy,yeah,for that specific reason it feels weird and disconnected,and it helps to convey that she is infact possess by a nonhuman entity. Also,i really liked the brown philter of the camera,almost simulating the haze of a hot summer day.

[@junichiroyamashita]

@MC Gaming well,you can argue that this one of the main characteristics of Catwoman,be it in bikini or a tight skinsuit . She represent a very feminine concept, and so attractiveness is one of her main features. The concept is the same,it is the way that is different. Frankly i preferred the first costume she had in the movie,felt more simple,realistic, and cool.

[@crowwithashortcake]

@MC Gaming you clearly care if you replied my guy cmon

[@thethrongler3070]

Fun fact: this movie has LITERALLY nothing to do with DC comics! The weird frenchie wanted to use Selena but DC took one look at the dumpster fire of a script and said "ah hell nah". So the frenchie, and I shit you not, just removed the space between Cat and Woman in DC's Cat Woman and gave her cat powers instead of gymnastics to slip past copyright. DC wants nothing to do with this shit show.

[@Smith-fg1qb]

Calm down. You don’t need to act like a jerk

[@thethrongler3070]

@@lewiscoacher7781 bruh the actual fuck are you on about?

[@thethrongler3070]

@@Smith-fg1qb I'm not? I literally just reported the facts of production. The movie is god awful and DC is left holding the bag despite not having anything to do with it.

[@Howlhilt]

samuel tschiderer Can’t believe these idiots are trying to defend this movie lol.

[@MFields2178]

JoveeZeeus Airbiter must feel good to attack people behind your computer

[@rohankeegshibe6131]

Plot twist: everyone but cat woman has superpowers and it’s teleportation

[@HoodedFigure420]

Exciting potato pitch meeting

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

@@HoodedFigure420 nah

[@secretlythreeducksinamansu3546]

Didn't he show her teleporting too?

[@rohankeegshibe6131]

SecretlyThreeDucks InAManSuit idk I guess her too then lol

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

She use to be able to teleport until she got cat powers.

[@Samladdy]

I must admit I enjoy this movie, it’s one of my guilty pleasures

[@majestyvondoom]

Halle berry when preparing to play the role of Catwoman ate catfood during months of filming and stole from 13 different jewelry stores

[@carwyn3691]

She also fell from her building repeatedly until she learned how to survive the fall

[@thatoneguymatt987]

“...until she learned to survive the fall.” Ah yes, I too jump off building until I no longer die

[@carwyn3691]

@@thatoneguymatt987 So you know how hard she had to work, such an underrated performance

[@thatoneguymatt987]

Kishibe Rohan Yeah, death is quite the workout regiment

[@snakeboy2017]

Congrats guys, this comments and it's replies made my fucking day.

[@PushyPillow]

Marcus: "I'm gonna be generous because it was entertaining." Me: "Hoooo-boy he's gonna give it bonus points." Marcus: "2 + 1 = 3" Me: "Point."

[@k-samo2667]

This Catwoman and Spider-man have the same initials, PP. That’s when you know they tried so hard to rip of Spider-man.

[@antoinettetaylor352]

Catwoman isnt a rip off from Spiderman first catwoman waa eartha kitt on batman with adam west. They replaced eartha with junie newmar cause people weren't ready to see a interracial couple. It was clear that Adam west had feelings for Eartha. All while that show was on no spiderman. So how can catwoman be a rip off of spiderman. Stan lee did the same initials with lots of characters he laid claim to creating

[@number1kenyan]

@@antoinettetaylor352 omg WE MEANT THE MOVIE IS TRYING TO RIPOFF SPIDER-MAN YOU DOLT

[@antoinettetaylor352]

@@number1kenyan Don't start name calling unless you want me to go there. Im not calling you names. Catwoman isnt a rip off of spiderman its two different people and different people.I've seen ALL SPIDERMAN FILMS! Catwoman is nothing like any of the them

[@badza47]

@@antoinettetaylor352 please learn how to spell you literally make no fucking sense

[@chrissoto7535]

@@antoinettetaylor352 no one asked

[@TwinkleToesLorna]

this movie is a gem. I've watched it 6 times since I was a kid. and it never fails to be entertaining. also, because our tv station is broke and just puts on old movies every year...

[@MeBeCreepy]

Things I like about this movie: - Halle Berry Things I don't like about this movie: - everything else

[@murciadoxial8056]

the one doing the ass shaking during the basketball scene was an asian male stunt double.

[@johnpalermo4466]

@@murciadoxial8056 Ah yes! Niko very talented brazilian martial artist.

[@murciadoxial8056]

@@johnpalermo4466 she wasn't the only double though, and this wasn't a fight scene

[@johnpalermo4466]

@@murciadoxial8056 Didnt say it was sit-cho ass down shady pants

[@murciadoxial8056]

@@johnpalermo4466 Then why make the comment at all?, like, in that particular scene niko wasn't the one doing the stunt doubling.

[@TheLegoJungle]

The “acting like a cat” scenes are really distracting, uncomfortable and cringeworthy for me.

[@squarecross7383]

Really? Only those scenes?

[@TrexDrake]

But she’s cat women. Cat women in injustice1 and 2 acts like a cat

[@shoo99ful]

Shizuku Murasaki in a video game it looks less ridiculous by a significant amount

[@porcupinesauce3872]

I thought it was intriguing and cute ..I like how as a " superhero " to my recollection she went around stealing things like that's not a superhero Hun. I saw her more as a sexy badass villian with a good side. I mean don't we all at some point in life kinda wanna move away from mundane "professionally submissive " life to a sexy badass cat thief with the abilities of a cat with a lot more potential and ability than a human. okay maybe not a thief but just a cat lol. I mean the women is literally called catwomen. and I got what I came for and loved it for that. cos there's also a "bad romance " side to it. loved it as a kid and love it now

[@antonymilne1346]

It wouldn't be as bad if it was new comedy based and not arousal based. Maybe instead of her purring and eating tuna out of a can in a sexy pose, she could have been sat on weird and uncomfortable areas, walking on thin areas, seriously miss-judging distances. Y'know, making a bit of fun of cat

[@williamalbatross4677]

The part i dont get with this movie is that, originally Selena Kyle is just like, a cat burgler whose just like...flexible? She wasn’t given cat powers by being burped on by radio active cats...

[@Izrl1]

@DejaVoodooDoll Well I mean, have you seen her

[@straydogbite]

I like " radio active" cats as opposed to radioactive cats. Like cats who DJ your classic rock stations and they were eating some garlic nachos with onions and when heading home after a killer set they find Halle Berry's dead body and burp on her in passing. Much better orgin story actually

[@williamalbatross4677]

Fullmetal Keyblade that is what i meant in fact

[@Anonymous-zd1ow]

That's like taking Bruce Wayne and having him bitten by a bat, so he becomes BATMAN!

[@ashb7]

@@Anonymous-zd1ow or Bruce Wayne gets burped on by a radioactive baseball bat, so he becomes BATMAN and starts acting like a piece of wood.

[@admin-yo1ee]

The CGI shots of the city make this movie look like Killer Bean and I'm crying

[@julianclymer5440]

I'm pretty sure the skin cream made skin as hard as concrete that's why she could break the wine glass and why her face cracked.

[@youknowwhat6873]

I think it was hard like marble

[@flymetocalihoe]

no shit, and also she said "skin like living marble"

[@xinthebox]

@@flymetocalihoe I just had to laugh 🤣🤣

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Yeah, apparently her skins are not affected to Catwoman's diamond nails. I guess diamonds are harder than marbles?

[@hydrolito]

I think the cat powers were suppose to have been inherited as there was a whole race of cat people. I think the skin cream had side effects but had nothing to do with their power.

[@irish_jedi1158]

I have a theory that the majority of the budget went to convincing Hallie Berry to wear that cat costume

[@simplymarvelousliving]

Irish_Jedi 115 She got payed 14million 😬

[@plutossky7534]

Seems plausible

[@JunKazamaFan]

Halle Berry's Catwoman outfit is something out of a porn parody.

[@colonelstarsandstripes5379]

LAUGHS IN BATMAN RETURNS PORNO PARODY

[@JunKazamaFan]

@malcolm watson Not at all. Just stating the facts.

[@salzkuuu]

malcolm watson it’s a bad thing when you compare female superhero outfits to men’s ones

[@anyone4789]

I think that’s where they got it from.....

[@Drauzet]

It looks ridiculous and is about to fall apart from all those flips

[@maximuffin6395]

You didn't mention the handwriting analysis subplot, that's my favorite part

[@reelbignate]

This video is just an excuse for Marcus to say he's got a *nonbinary partner now Edited to support their identity. Sorry for not checking this comment for a month!

[@Cyromantik]

And she's cute as hell! WTG Marcus!

[@FernandoAPrado]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ3PdayDacyJn9k 9/10

[@maxhydekyle2425]

What do you call a non-binary person? A theyfriend?

[@flufflepants362]

*parter. They're nonbinary.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@flufflepants362 Theyfriend

[@daviddamasceno6063]

To me, the editing is the worst part of the movie. So many cuts, SO MANY CUTS, you never really get what is happening.

[@viddork]

Not so much cuts. as slashes.

[@reyaflygunn9243]

thats why the movie is called Cutwoman

[@a.f9234]

I read those "cats" instead of "cuts" for some reason

[@JD..........]

“I’m Patience, but I’m not that.... Patient!” -Cat Stranded

[@mmopronick7443]

It harms me to know how that game can simultaneously have the best and worst writing at the same time

[@dracowar6]

i love how half the stuff you say are variations on 'i swear I'm not making this up' . it's like you're trying to convince yourself this is actually real and not some nightmare

[@somerandolad]

I imagine that that's how most felt when explaining the film to their friends.

[@mynameissarah5117]

As of 2019, Hollywood still can't be trusted with any movie centered around cats

[@Xehanort10]

Apparently in one showing of Cats it was so bad someone in the cinema actually said "No no. Please stop."

[@nafsii04]

this is why i'll hate for my favourite book series, warriors, to be turned into a movie

[@chimedemon]

nafsii I still haven’t read it because when I was in element school, I was kind of an oblivious kid and would tell my bullies the book I wanted to read. So they’d make sure it was checked out. Every time. For months. Until I gave upon my hopes and dreams... so yeah, what’s it about? :)

[@nafsii04]

@@chimedemon oh basically about forest cats who live in five clans and worship their ancient dead cats. they have clan tradition which divided them into five different clans, and even though they constantly fight each other, they will stand together when facing a common enemy. it's really fun, especially the newest arc (yes this cat book is still running). :) if you want to know more or interested what the fandom is like, give youtube a quick search.

[@SaadNabil]

Not even Catwoman from Returns and Rises! Puss In Boots is great! Don't forget Garfield! And 1 more, a video game character, Blaze!

[@PileOfStones]

The budget went to an infamous mind altering substance starting with "C" That's right.... Catnip

[@chrishansen1842]

Catnip is one hell of a drug

[@Cyromantik]

You really had me there!

[@visdarfrankas]

GGR Makes if it were crack, the budget would have been like 20$

[@clutchcake7717]

When your older and realize that you watched a terrible movie so many times as a kid. Ah, That's Nostalgia.

[@datboi1861]

It hurts me that I used to love this movie

[@asobimo5532]

Yup. Tomb Rider, Spy Kids, and many more

[@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198]

Same, I'm glad I could find a relatable and specific comment

[@MTHSLH482]

I watched this movie a lot as a kid. And the only scenes I actually remember was the cat burping scene and the rooftop scene.

[@Duhgel]

I loved this movie as a kid, it was my favourite

[@jedgrahek1426]

The whole "the webs just come out of his arms" thing... honestly the reason I don't mind it and actually like it is that it makes more sense to me than the canon explanation. He sure always uses them in ways in the comics that feel like it would only be possible if it was some kind of mutant super-silk that his own body made tons of easily... all of it is a lot sillier if this one part of his basic set of powers is actually just something he macgyver'ed together somehow, despite it being a basic function of spiders that easily could have been part of the mutation. And Raimi knew all that, and made the decision consciously, probably for similar reasons. It isn't like it affects his character in any way, like a lot of the stuff in the DC movies have been real betrayals of the character... I really don't see why anyone should care, yet you act like it's the most egregious offense ever.

[@zombie-pt4uc]

this movie actually made me forget that catwoman doesn't even have powers in the first place.

[@star.sznnnn]

I can't lie I loved this growing up and I was inspired by her strength so I refused to re watch it as I know it will look different now lool

[@silveirona]

I also loved this movie and was so sad when the internet told me the movie was bad Recently tried to rewatch it and it can be best described as anti-cinema. Some of the dumbest campiest things in the script could work if the movie didn't have some unexplainable cuts and shots!!!

[@diegob798]

@Hrtr Pms bruh

[@thebadfella5296]

@Hrtr Pms Uh I don't think that's true at all

[@prisonmike6886]

Same here. I remember watching it and being so blown away by it that I would never want to tarnish my love for it by watching it again 😂

[@leoninenoble]

SAME

[@timothymcqueen3408]

I've seen this movie about a million times because when I was younger I thought Catwoman's costume was hot and in my mind, I was getting away with watching porn.

[@kidmods]

Xd

[@samwallaceart288]

There’s no good way to express how much I identify with this value system.

[@timothymcqueen3408]

@@samwallaceart288 I am so sorry.

[@princeszdd9828]

Timothy McQueen young me loved this movie but now when I watch it it’s kinda cringe

[@timothymcqueen3408]

@@princeszdd9828 I think that's a given, considering the video you clicked on.

[@fleeceblanket9515]

12:16 Catwoman murdered my husband! She scratched him to death with that pistol!

[@thedarkjw6219]

Scratch scratch scratch!

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Which honestly pretty dumb because Catwoman is wearing gloves while if they discovered the fingerprints of the gun, they'll discovered it's Sharon Stone's fingerprints

[@faylure9985]

4:00 by naming him "Cop Man" you already wasted one of your ten thousand. Check mate, nerd.

[@zaklig612]

Air horn intestines

[@vampire2318]

_Intestines_

[@PrismZet]

@@vampire2318 holy shit, man, checking random comments hasn't killed me that bad in a while. Literally read yours confused, went back to check the previous, and the idea of air horn intestines has made me cry and nearly pass out from laughter. The fact that these are all several months apart with almost no interaction makes it just perfect. Thank you

[@razjk]

i've honestly watched this movie so many times, it's my favorite bad movie. there's nothing offensive about it because it's so catastrophically bad it's good! i die with laughter every time that basketball scene comes on. there's almost an art to making an enjoyably bad movie, rather than just a bad movie that doesn't work on any level

[@elfsieben1450]

The best thing about this movie is the many cat-inspired moves by Halle Berry in that role. In a better movie it would have been such a cool detail.

[@averagejoe2402]

CATastrophic

[@aguywithaface2094]

I can’t watch it, every time I do I pass out and wake up three weeks later, and when I wake up I can’t stop blinking, it’s an up explainable phenomenon

[@ngotemna8875]

"Witching and bitching" I swear to God, everytime I thought "No way this movie can escalate even further" it immediately made a triple-summersault over this barrier. By far the best bad movie I ever saw. Hands down

[@MR.FREEDMAN]

"WHERE DID THE MONEY GO PETOF?" 💀

[@yanet5906]

drugs

[@b.f.2461]

Yep. Same place half the money spent on Heaven’s Gate went.

[@michigames1201]

Alcohol

[@J.O.H.N-The-Second]

Where's the money, Petof? We want that money, Petof. Barry said you were good for it. WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD?!

[@ryanm.8720]

The money went to the camera (as in the actual camera, not the special effects), the props, and Catwoman's outfit.

[@RedYoshi-ct1wx]

That intro is so Unintentionally Headbanging that it's awesome.

[@maskdude6914]

Batman & Robin: “I’m the worst comic book film ever made!” Catwoman: “hold my milk.”

[@murunjargalsaikhan7227]

The Blogsman no fantastic four 2015 is the worst comic book movie ever

[@maskdude6914]

murunuu jargalsaihan that bad?

[@willclapp1845]

I actually liked Batman and Robin

[@viddork]

At least she didn't say, "Hold my pussy"!

[@bigstunna2049]

Idk catwoman is boring and has bad cgi but batman and robin has bad effects, bad dialogue, and bat nipples so idk both r equally bad in my book

[@NotHardik]

I found the budget: Director: 99 million Actors: $999,997 Extras: $1 CGI: $1 Editing: $1

[@josiahdavistv1216]

Halle berry got paid 14 million

[@Sam-rf3ss]

Don't question Pitof

[@NotHardik]

@@josiahdavistv1216 yikes

[@GreatfulGert]

I’ve never before seen a movie that makes me want to throw up. The cuts and color grading are just so horrific.

[@japroject1]

Mmmmm idk about the color grading but there are way too many cuts at times.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Especially the cuts shown from 2:42-2:48. Who the hell thought that entire part of the movie was a good idea??

[@boortek4082]

ye but dem tiddies doe

[@rasseabreeze6246]

@@boortek4082 She's literally topless in Swordfish, cmon dude

[@TheWinjin]

Actually Cosmo mentions that he had to tint half the movie or the video would be taken down. Guess you can only see original tint on trailer shots and promo shots - these shots that are publicly available.

[@naledimyabi2686]

"And they burp on her"😭😭🤣🤣this part always cracks me up.

[@ernestmoulin8962]

The director of the movie is still interesting because he made Vidocq, the first movie made in digital. But Vidocq is one of the worst french movie ever made.

[@duckman5494]

what does "movie made in numeric" mean?

[@HeadacheCentral]

....explain

[@infantjones]

@@duckman5494 I think it's a mistranslation of digital

[@JustStop19]

@@infantjones numeric. loooooooooooooooooool

[@Valordun]

In french, digital can be translated as "numérique" for some reason. So yeah ^^

[@sicksadworld765]

Suicide Squad: *Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary*

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Justice Leagues:* [wheezes in J. Jonah Jameson]

[@JohnDonovan1968]

*Iron Man 3: So... You Have Choosen Death?*

[@bea4828]

@@JohnDonovan1968 iron man 3 is not even close to being the worst superhero film of all time, not even the worst MCU film

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

John Donovan cosmonaut loves iron man 3 he talks about it in his MCU ranked video

[@madnizz1511]

John Donovan Iron Man 3 is one of the best and most underrated MCU films ever imo

[@moiz_0125]

Are you kidding me. Have you seen the basketball scene??? That alone makes it a masterpiece

[@jaelie8398]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe Catwoman is a badass blockbuster that spawned a media franchise

[@naleekdrahcor3841]

lmao "NO TIME TO THINK SHES STEALING A BIKE" "IM GHOST RIDING THE WHIP" "CRAZY TAXI"

[@Anonymous-zd1ow]

Best quotes of 2020

[@anthonylamonica4110]

Pitof created the most influential piece of CINEMA through this movie

[@inferno9714]

Well, if nothing else, it's a great example of how not to shoot, edit, write and direct a movie.

[@chesh1re_cat]

"This movie kinda just does whatever it wants, it doesn't care if things happen for a reason" Yes, that's why I love it. It's the perfect awful dumb movie. Hale Berry being super hot kinda helps tho

[@nickoffury]

I enjoyed it at the time, it’s definitely a product of the 00’s, and people seem to forget that comic book movies weren’t what they are nowadays

[@mosthated.e.2422]

The rami spider man era

[@KariIzumi1]

This is true, but even for the bar of quality being so low James Cameron would need to dive down to pull it up, people in 2004 were ripping it to shreds

[@neitherlink6612]

I think the whole jewelry and confidence thing was like this: since cats do whatever they want, Patience, liking jewelry, just went and stole it... because she does whatever she wants now, the same thing with her boss.

[@sofiaskeppstedt8897]

neitherlink wasn’t the jewelry something about egyptian cat thing and like the specific necklace. And that’s why she is attracted to it?

[@bryceharrington6254]

I feel like a lot of the movies budget was spent on getting drugs into the writers room

[@jamiewcarney]

Probably true

[@jamiewcarney]

Or alcohol to keep the actors drunk so they wouldn’t question anything they’re doing, because even the worst actors would know what they’re doing in this movie is stupid

[@babylacc9734]

Right when I think I’m out of things to watch on KZbin, here comes cosmonaut variety hour to save me from boredom

[@Heldstar]

I'm convinced that Pitof did some "The-Producers"-scheme....

[@Maxisamo1]

Imagine seeing the creators of Cats try to get Halle Berry on board and she just gets triggered as soon as they bring up "acting like a cat"

[@omniframe8612]

“GHOST RIDE THE WHIPE -CRAZY TAXI!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alexisj1991]

I need that on a shirt branded from Marcus lol

[@darrengordon-hill]

@@Alexisj1991 With the fade out like he's disappearing into the distance

[@s.w.d4010]

“Since when can cats teleport.?” You obviously have never lived with a cat before 😂

[@anakyangbudiman8497]

Dude literally has a cat

[@Pyro04]

*literally has a cat and shows it in the video*

[@bleak9157]

Bro you played yourself holy shit

[@Outlawchief-cq4xy]

You really didn't think this through did you?

[@gxllis1791]

Did you finish the video before commenting this?

[@obseed3041]

When I was a kid I loved this movie. I never understood what it was about and at the time I hated cats (because they ate most of our baby chickens, it's a long story) but for some reason I loved it. When I discovered that catwoman is a villain of batman's, I immediately thought that this movie showed her origins D:

[@davidlegkodukh6969]

This movie looks like a *Masterpiece* Compared to CWS Catwoman.

[@somerandolad]

Her costume is atrocious.

[@davidlegkodukh6969]

@@somerandolad Well it is the 2000's. Nothing was good then other than animated shtuff

[@sicksadworld765]

@@davidlegkodukh6969 Star Wars Episode 3: Am I a joke to you?

[@ethanhatcher5533]

@@sicksadworld765 yes it is

[@febreeze8976]

@@sicksadworld765 Revenge of the Sith is one of the best Star wars movies.

[@aldoesagood5316]

My god. All the cutting in this movie gave me so much anxiety that I can’t deal.

[@shineayandrews1869]

It's a good bad movie to watch when you're bored tbh.

[@anjailbakeer]

It's charming

[@kbg12ila]

I wouldn't turn it off if it's on TV on a Sunday Evening.

[@WiloPolis03]

If I was chained up and thrown in a prison and unable to move my arms and legs, then I might watch the SW prequels. But if that isn't available then I might pick this as an alternative, on a good day maybe.

[@TopTierTrashman]

Either that, or ye can watch it if you’re YMS

[@johncorr7154]

I'll be doing that a lot in self isolation with the outbreak ongoing

[@danielskrivan6921]

16-year-old me went to the theater to watch this movie for one reason alone: wardrobe. I knew it was going to be bad. My friends knew it was going to be bad. But we wanted to watch it anyway.

[@ZinxTheSlayer]

"Except we actually like Spider-Man" too true

[@LILGHETTI]

As a kid that didn't understand anything, I enjoyed the cinematography!

[@codyp49]

Same tho

[@rookV1.08.4]

Thank you, Tony Stark

[@GoBuckeyes554]

I bet 20% of the budget went to paying Halle Berry I also would bet on the fact that Pitof only heard the name Catwoman and saw some comic book covers and said "yeah I think I got it"

[@confusedcat-sm9cy]

And 1 comic he read that was bad and was the entire thing behind the story

[@Carabas72]

To be fair, Pitof didn't write this. The goofballs from Terminator 3 and Terminator: Salvation did. They gave Patience the same origin and superpowers Selina Kyle had in Batman Returns.

[@ashb7]

@@Carabas72 seriously, how dare he slander the good name of Pitof, smh

[@MrCarlosandres94]

Wow. I literally had to watch clips from the film to really see you weren’t altering those clips. DAAAAAAMN. Thank God my 8 yr old self had no idea how editing works.

[@BalkanyeWest]

That "women" edit with Saoirse Ronan cracked me up way too much

[@ygitor]

Imagine how fast the movie would end if the magical ghost cats burped on cop man

[@MajicMarco]

Read this comment before watching the video and needless to say I don't understand.

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

It's not a burp, it's super shit breath

[@gokbay3057]

"Worst Superhero movie?" No, the Supergirl movie still exists.

[@brandonlyon730]

And Fant4stic

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Barb Wire is probably worse

[@michaelstrong5383]

And Batman & Robin And Spawn

[@lusians3]

@@michaelstrong5383 superman 4

[@darthsand1085]

What about Steel, Howard the Duck, or Elektra?

[@vitoc8454]

If Pitof were asked to create a "Batman" movie, he'd have made Morbius 18 years ahead of time

[@venttress60]

See this was my favorite movie when I was little I didn’t realize how awful it was

[@IcyDiamond]

Isabella Negron don’t worry about it, I made my Dad suffer through Alvin and the Chimpmunks with me and only now do I realize it’s crap

[@Aditi77828]

Same. Only kids would find this enjoyable

[@HowlingWolf518]

Could be worse - made my parents sit through Jurassic Park 3. Twice.

[@daboi8734]

soo, when you were little, your parents let you watch this movie where the main character wears an outfit that looks like it came out of a pornstar's wardrobe?

[@juliajones2318]

catwoman is so overhated

[@peblezQ]

Cat woman is one of those bad movies my family enjoys watching every few years when we suddenly remember this movie exists. Thanks for the reminder that this movie wasn't a fever dream.

[@sirewucky89]

when you realize catwomans not a hero or a villain lmfaoo

[@darlalathan6143]

She's a rather awkward, indecisive antihero, lol!

[@alimations5226]

So basically a cat huh?

[@Boobalopbop]

I wanted a Catwoman movie, starring Michelle Pfeiffer. She ATE that role up. I thought she was the sexiest woman possible in that movie.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Considering this one is ALSO killed to coverup a corporate plot, that was probably the original idea

[@cynicat74]

She also released videos recently showing she still knows how to use a whip, from back when she specifically trained to use it while wearing high heels, so she could accurately portray Catwoman Absolute legend