Could I Survive Every 5 Star Ultimate in Genshin Impact...

I Ranked Every 5 Star Genshin Characters Burst based on how likely I would survive them and the results were... surprising...
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[@Thejonathon]

This was so much fun :) thanks for watching and let me know what you thought of my list >:) don't forget to follow over at twitch if you want to catch these live! www.twitch.tv/thejonathon

[@user-rg3iw3rj3c]

Venti burst in lore is a black hole with his gnosis you would die if he had his gnosis you might not if he did not have his gnosis

[@dmitry8884]

I saw video like this before from Russian youtuber, but for all characters, not only 5st. Well, that was funny! 😅😅😅

[@dmitry8884]

Albedo btw will be in the next version in the alternative banner from mondstadt

[@dmitry8884]

8.00- 8.06 - wt... are you a singer!? Waiting for your version of wildfire from hsr! 😅

[@user-rg3iw3rj3c]

Bruh Yae’s lightning strike is a lightning strike dragon so can you survive a lightning strike with the force of a dragon

[@natebluefury1992]

Furina’s burst is essentially just her turning on some lights and then throwing an aggressive amount of alcohol at you and intoxicating you - hence the “revelry” state

[@Thejonathon]

🤣

[@leoliuyanhai]

“Nothing some dr*gs can’t fix!”

[@Nezuko_hates_Zenitsu...]

​@@leoliuyanhai 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆

[@Nezuko_hates_Zenitsu...]

​@@Thejonathonhello

[@nameless_moon]

​@@ThejonathonA bit too late, but as a 🤓, I cannot pass the chance to 🤓 out. You cannot just duck under Diluc's burst and walk out of it. It also burn everything underneath and drag you along before throw you upward at the end of the travel. So even if you ducked, you still gonna eat most of damage. Venti's burst create an "eye of storm", so you would have the authentic experience of getting sucked into a storm. Air pressure, lack of oxygen, and the wind blade either cut like real life or you might've ended up being in similar state to Jujutsu Kaisen's Sukuna's victims. I am not sure that is survivable... About Neuvi's burst, he opens a portal to pumped up water from the depth of ocean. If Goblin Slayer's scroll of portal trick is anything to go by, that is essentially a guaranteed death sentence.

[@AiLoveAidoru]

Fun fact: fireworks are technically just decorative bombs. Yoimiya’s is probably what some people expect klee’s to like.

[@lowliethxd1471]

But fireworks could blow off limbs and cause drastic burns

[@Ilovesugaryfoods]

So could bombs🤖

[@stelrex7293]

Its the fire arrow that would most likely kill you.

[@Candidatescaler]

I know several amputees who lost their legs and hands from fireworks and they were tiny compared to that

[@emranao]

​@@lowliethxd1471literally yes. The only chance of survival is Yoi missing the firework which sometimes she does in the game too lol. Just dash fast in real life then u can live without burning and getting smashed

[@saper-qm3hd]

"Would you live?" Nah, I'd die.

[@mosesbenjaminangelouy3153]

The eula part reminded me of him

[@SelenaPond]

Nah, I'd win

[@whoami78103]

I would survive some of the hydro, anemo and dendro characters

[@fatlol8539]

Beat me to it

[@melody_98]

N-neuvillette b-bath water?…😨

[@Thejonathon]

Listen i- i can explain...

[@DimensionWolf]

​@@ThejonathonExplain then lmao

[@caseykirkpatrick9092]

@@Thejonathon Th-There is no explaining, you said it already, no taksies backsies

[@michademski7486]

​@@Thejonathon Please explain yourself then

[@McKaveh_25]

I'd drink it tbh, shit must taste AMAZING

[@lark1252]

“If he coughs one more time he dies all I have to do is sneeze on him” IM DEAD 💀

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Fr 💀💀

[@VijayMarshall]

- Baizhu, Feb 2024

[@adamkazma]

So is baizhu

[@Chaos13289]

😂😂😂

[@LeonMasters800]

Don’t underestimate Neuvillette’s burst, it’s essentially drowning you into the depths of the sea and then attacking you with brutal water pressure force. Definitely get killed by that

[@crypticmrchimes]

People really underestimate water pressure and just how much water can weigh…

[@artaizen1613]

pfft reminds me of the first time i got into a pool I thought I was gonna die.... then I remember I can stand ... that was so embarassing

[@emranao]

Neu stans at it 💀

[@NortherrorZaGod]

Btw, Xiao’s mask canonically would literally give you something like stage 2-3 cancer if you’re near him too long

[@NortherrorZaGod]

Also, Yoimiya’s burst at the start is just a firework, the effect however makes her deal more damage and if someone else hits you you explode

[@annalise9011]

I think he completely forgot that Diluc's bird DRAGS YOU ALONG.

[@alexprus7953]

Not if it misses

[@x.Laura2023.x]

It drags those tiny slimes so I don’t think it matters how much you duck

[@ft.jackjimmy7282]

And the ground around him actually explodes picking up large rocks from the ground. So unless you know how to dodge the explosion then you gotta worry about the giant bird.

[@Lununguis]

He slashes, the bird drags you along, and then it explodes. Everyone misses that part.

[@zackerymunar3733]

10% chance of surviving after being struck by lightning Yae: “Are you sure little one?”

[@tstandbeme]

also to get the probability of living assuming like he saod the chance to live through a lightning strike is 10% then you take it to the power of 4 for all attacks and it's 0.0001% chance... but sure 0.5...

[@games-dan]

The look of amused contempt she makes would be enough to take him out, let alone the lightning.

[@lumilight4242]

The chance of surviving a lightning strike is 90% kek, 10% is the mortality rate

[@ozancan722r4]

Actually if you read the Google search, it says "Only about 10% of people who are struck by lightning are killed" .d

[@cool.kid.ig-]

the fact the obliterated section was called signoras ashes before 💀

[@DefinitelyNotAWatermelon]

Venti: summons a blackhole Jon: maybe cuts and bruises spaghettification is NOT optimal for surviving

[@kingkanky9933]

A black hole that big would suck up the whole planet tho 😭

[@user-zm5sp2vy3m]

Brotha im a venti main. His burst isn't actually a black hole or anything like that but instead just strong wind currents just pushing everything inside, the black core is likely an design choice so it doesn't look weird. In reality, it would throw you, hitting around and would probably cause your head to spin for a long time or something. Some broken bones at best. So if it comes to staying alive, it would be mostly surviving (unless you slam on the ground straight headwards which would be a rare position in such currents)

[@SHSLDetective2.0]

​​@user-zm5sp2vy3m its kind of a vortex

[@DefinitelyNotAWatermelon]

@@user-zm5sp2vy3m I am not exactly an expert when it comes to details of the characters' attacks, so I'm not very sure exactly what the black thingy he summons is, but it just doesn't look very safe to me.

[@130pawel]

Does noone here know of dust devils? They are small tornadoes that usually last several seconds at Best but can RIP out an entire roof or cut a person into two. If Jon can survivor six seconds of that except that instead of spiral motion we get suction that gathers all wind around a person then it like being attavked from all sides. You're bot surviving that.

[@sirme457]

10:23 Just a firework? A group of kids at my school got together and set one off, and didn't run away and a few of them were in the hospital for weeks with third degree burns, and that's a few fireworks so it would do even more so i don't think you're surviving.

[@plaidhatter1674]

My dad had put one down the pants of one of his friends, and the explosion was devastating.

[@elicz1235]

@@plaidhatter1674 What the hell!

[@HappyXID]

​@@plaidhatter1674 What type of prank is that?!?!?

[@alexprus7953]

​@@HappyXIDthe "1st degree murder" prank

[@violet9530]

Good video. Small things to point out. 1. Third-degree burns can cause you to die. It is possible to die if you don't get treatment for burns, because they're that serious. Not to mention his burst drags you along with it. Diluc should be would likely die. 2. Venti's burst might not be a black hole, but it is certainly an air vacuum, which already causes lack of oxygen. If you add in low air pressure and the possible factor that there might be wind blades tearing at you, you would die. would likely die. 3. YOU ARE NOT SURVIVING FIREWORKS, THEY ARE LITERALLY PRETTY BOMBS. ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE FIREWORK EXPLOSIONS WITHOUT IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY CARE, STOP COPING. 100% DED

[@cryptidsystem890]

‘Venti’s hole’ noooo

[@violet9530]

@@cryptidsystem890 NO HORNY

[@Akio_prosekaifan]

Wriothesley's burst instantly dead, but I would let him tbh.

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Mood 😆

[@gyxxaru]

Real

[@tsugumu-mugu]

you're so real for that

[@abceckswhyzee7169]

...

[@soham4741]

most normal genshin simp

[@_Rabbit.Lori_]

5:21 I mean Qiqi’s skill could put like a seal on you, and everytime she attacks you, she’s get HP. So it like she’s stealing your life source.

[@Opprxssor666]

Itto's burst has a 100% survival rate - that is, if you brought beans...

[@1au.kor4]

THE THUMBNAIL IM CRYING

[@ToltecSunGod]

okay but the thing with yae miko's one is the lightning is purple, which is 5 times hotter than the sun so you're gonna be instantly vaporized

[@opswhyyou7216]

That's not how it works. Lightning colour is mostly determined by the properties of air it travels through. Red and purple lightning indicate heavy moisture in the air, that's why they are the most common lightning colours.

[@ToltecSunGod]

@@opswhyyou7216 oh well the more you know i guess

[@opswhyyou7216]

@ToltecSunGod But you're right about its temperature. Normal human probably will get vaporized by miko's lightning. That shit's WIDE. Real world lightning bolt I think is only a few centimeters wide. And miko's lightning can sustain longer than a real lightning bolt.

[@real_rutmen]

It doesn't even matter if its hotter or not. The electricity would still definitely kill you, especially if we consider 4 consecutive strikes

[@kirby69813]

14:01 Itto literally punched through a dimensional barrier. Imagine him with a Club

[@stressedhaish69420]

Itto wasnt even serious... full potential Itto could be on par or even greater than Xiao

[@kirby69813]

@@stressedhaish69420 all you would need to do is say you have Ms. Hina

[@massimilianoreali4398]

​@@stressedhaish69420je was definitily serious kuki stated that he used all his strenght for do that and he passed out for the drawback

[@BHDefender]

But imagine if he had murderous intent with that punch​@@massimilianoreali4398

[@swordman4916]

​@@stressedhaish69420well...he fainted after doing the 1 punch and was knocked out for the rest of the quest 💀

[@Pxe4]

Nahida’s doman expansion line literally says “make yourself at home” I mean don’t mind if I do

[@snakeluvr]

"Can a man live without his lower torso" I dunno, ask Gojo

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

💀

[@JfkdjfklJdjodkfn-wh5wq]

I love that you were considering dying to frostbite the moment you got hit by Ganyu's ice shards and not the fact that you'd literally get impaled by them. And isn't Xiao letting his karma run free once he dons his mask? Because if that's the case, I'm pretty sure you'd die to the karma immediately (considering that you don't have a vision). Nevermind the spears. But I always love such 'what if' scenarios

[@ginaran8921]

yep, that Karma is a deadly poison to anyone who doesn't have a vision, his Karma is so tainted that just being near him when it's not suppressed is enough to get you lethally ill. even if you survived his attacks afterwards and ran away, you're already poisoned, you've just consigned yourself to a slow and agonizing death

[@user-rf6fz9lh6y]

"Daddy Zhongli, hmmm this is gonna be a hard one chat." *waits patiently* *moves him to 100% would die*

[@Sukiato]

Ayato's slash is just so fast, if you go frame by frame you can see the petal getting split lmao

[@novzk4774]

I love how he thinks he could survive literal gods' blasts. 💀

[@szngenshin]

Literally 💀 bro thins he cant survive klee but can survive Venti💀

[@silentwarriorts5779]

The categories for me: Absolutely Annihilated 99.99% Death Might be dead Clap and Dies 50/50 Could be alive Definitely alive Clap and you live

[@user-fc7st1nu9m]

Funfact: Winds going fast to the point of slashing your skin will probably suffocate you more than anything like if we want to include air pressure and velocity😭 (I'm talking about Venti btw)

[@cookiekuk2136]

Fun fact when Hu Tao’s ult hit the enemy there will be a double image of the enemy which implies that Hu Tao’s ult can directly burn your soul That sounds like instant death to me

[@aileen139]

I loved whenever you leaned back after a definite kill ultimate as if there was a chance 😂

[@RenaDeles]

Kazuha and Kokomi both suffering that their ults are buffs, like Kokomi's ult is how i start slapping enemies in half while also healing you, which can cause more damage depending on what's on her. But the moment she casts isn't when you're getting hurt.

[@kitamibu]

Except Kazuha's burst is called Kazuha Slash because he does a huge slash at the beginning that would definitely cut a person in half. I think people are seriously underestimating the power of the wind.

[@sparkled-malice]

@@kitamibureallll aloy shouldve been in obliterated imo

[@SaitamaSacanakkk]

Venti and Diluc are 100% death, Venti literally summons an black hole, And Diluc... Well, if you look at his burst animation you can see that before the phoenix starts to appear, he hits with his sword, then the phoenix appears, he would burn you only for the part where the phoenix goes up, you receive fall damage

[@leowlbx]

Venti dosent summon a black hole, he summons a wind vacuum, still you would probably die from venti's, diluc is also 100% death, a fire phoenix that drags you with it, throws you up, and then you fall down, 100% deceased.

[@Cucko0]

Bro... Xaio kills you 100%of the time. I am sorry. But in his story it says if you WITNESS him fighting you die as collateral damage

[@Casual_gamer223]

Agreed

[@chuuxsan]

Fr!

[@LilacSk13s]

he’s not doing this lore wise.

[@ZovyKaslana]

If you have a Mitachurl’s wooden shield you’ll live anything

[@Jillie842]

I was crying when he said Scaramouche’s burst is a black hole and Venti a vortex😭 VENTI HAS A BLACKHOLE SCARAMOUCHE IS A VORTEX😭 You would die either way by both lmao

[@leowlbx]

Neither has a black hole lol, venti has a wind vacuum that would still kill you.

[@McKaveh_25]

Neuvillette bath water? You know id guzzle that shit like its the best thing in the world 💀

[@TheRealCookiez]

Slide 7

[@Psyk0h]

I don’t think we really have any chance of survival for Venti. It’s not “literally a black hole” but the wind is strong enough for light to struggle to escape it, given that it’s almost completely dark in the center.

[@sofiacopley]

“My cheeks would be clapped by Zhongli’s meatball”…… hm

[@ilonasasmonaite9078]

10:25 MY BROTHER IN CHRIST... A firework IS A BOMB

[@jellyteaaa471_]

3:19 "Can a man live without his lower torso?" ...well I think Gojo showed us the answer.

[@Astra7Light]

First two characters in and I already know this video is about him trying to convince chat he can survive a nuke

[@adityabirla59]

No because daddy's -I mean the Otter Archon Neuvillette's burst is instantly killing you, high pressure and high speed trucks of water hitting from below you and knocking you up in the sky and then the fall too. You are most definitely ded. Also Neuvillette can hit me like a truck🫦👅

[@LeonMasters800]

Facts

[@heppelhopv2]

The otter archon?

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

​@@heppelhopv2 Neuvillette and Fontainian otters are both creatures of hydro and have exact same coloring.

[@massimilianoreali4398]

​@@MoodyBluesRequiem80but would'nt better call it otter sovereign? the sovereign are above archon

[@Kkuroshiro]

Would love to see you doing this for their elemental skills next

[@therranolleo468]

Nahida is 100% dead, you'll have plants bursting out of every hole in your body Alien style for the next 30 seconds

[@dursu_x]

"If i sneezed on baizhu he is dead" bro didnt even hesitate which made it even more amazing

[@dapur2694]

I mean lore wise Baizhu’s would at least leave you extremely fatigued - _if_ Changsheng’s ability can be used in reverse, as in stealing life force

[@Jdogrey1]

If you got hit by Keqing's ult, you would not be sashimi, you would be thoroughly cooked.

[@res6148]

People underestimate just how dangerous high water pressure is

[@_c_y_b_e_r_]

the fact that childes burst is acually salt water miiiiight hurt. . .

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

It is??

[@-alovelygaycat-]

12:57 I love him underestimating his chances. The article says only 10% of people struck by lightning are killed, giving him a 90% chance of survival. You’ll probably suffer some neurological damage though. Also there was a guy who survived being struck by lightning seven different times. Obviously over the course of many years, but Jon surviving 4 isn’t as unlikely as one may think. It’s been done before.

[@michaeljosephtumamac468]

But 4 lightning strikes at the same time? No way he will survive

[@sofaqueeen]

@@michaeljosephtumamac468 ikr, if you got hit by lightning you would suffer neurological brain damage, but you could recover, however directly after the blast i assume you are either blacked out or paralised, afterwhich 3 more lighning blasts await you killing you while your body is trying to put you on life support, but tbh unless you can withstand being made fun of aka being a class clown (like me) you would prob die from emotional damage before the lightning

[@BamaMophi]

What’s even funnier to me is that when we get to Shenhe and she does her burst, I immediately got a Genshin trailer for Xianyun. Xianyun’s trailer starts out with Shenhe

[@felixx7h]

Ventis burst as a fart …I can’t unsee that thank you.

[@gabrielecalabrese2906]

Just so you know, if you get hit by a firework, you die.

[@long_dennis]

Or at least very very badly burned

[@Shuhkky]

Yooooo i remember watching this on stream!!! Sick to see it into a video!

[@GabgaminStartime]

never let bro cook again 💀

[@KyoheiKinoshita]

He didn't notice Ayatp's swift swipe at the end pf his animation. Man's would've been donzo

[@mikii278]

Yeah, he cut it so fast you can barely see it

[@joeymag593]

For Cyno's, I think you should count the attack you use when that eye icon flashes on the screen, because that would END you

[@harshjeetsingh8478]

Raiden literally says torn to Oblivion 😂😂

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

And cuts through space and time💀😭

[@elarianasky]

this was so fun to watch and i feel like this could absolutely become a bit of a trend in the genshin community. i hope it does!!!

[@lightning_11]

Dehya not only kills you, she also buries you six feet under!

[@zulanthekiller4043]

Would you live? “Nah, I’d die

[@arvy7513]

“Signora’s ashes” WOW AINT NO WAY

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

7:57 That could be the name of his emo punk rock band

[@fantasticpandamania2303]

I love science experiment

[@ItsOkayToBeThis]

Idk. The dendro would probably trigger my allergies and I'd be done for 😔

[@sirdonutman6252]

This watches like an ultimate smash-or-pass tbh

[@Uwf7]

"Can a man live without his lower torso?" Gojo:

[@kunoichiotaku]

I love it when Jon made videos like these and challenges and co-op and collaborations or sth (i.e not just reaction videos). As much as I love his reaction videos he has so much more potentials. It’s not easy to make a tier list video entertaining like he did in this! Hope to see more of your contents.

[@lepavo5959]

"It's just a firework" have you ever been hit point blank with a firework mortar? They're just bombs, the only difference is it's with fancy chemicals

[@axlphoenix7942]

10:24 People neglected that fireworks (Types that had to be directed to the sky 🎇 )& bombs 💣 🧨 are the happy family of explosives.

[@WaitBurrIt]

I need a word with your editor, compliments to the chef man

[@Aozora210]

The way you didn't realize Nilou's burst places a time bomb on you 😢 You get flooded by her cute watersplash then you'll explode after seconds.

[@mrsquid_]

"it's just a firework" yeah but the difference is that this one is exploding pretty much with skin contact and not high up in the sky. you would be torn to pieces and/or be crippled for live, as well as a burnt ass face

[@angeldude101]

"'That's a firework'? That's a bomb!" Fireworks are bombs! That's it. Fireworks are just socially acceptable bombs.

[@Eiji_loveyouall]

15:48 this was a good part, probably one of my favorite parts

[@vir6226]

Had this much fun after a while much appreciated ❤❤😅

[@Wonderhoy347]

YAY I AM HERE! ❤ I love your videos! Thanks for always making me smile! 🎉

[@ChibiMoyashis]

If anyone ever expected to survive against Shenhe in combat, they'd be in for a rude surprise. And I love her for that

[@TSUKASA_N_AMANE]

NEUVILLETTE BATH WATER!?!?!? That’s mighty SUS of you Jonathon…

[@Thejonathon]

i never said that i don't know what your talking about...

[@TSUKASA_N_AMANE]

@Thejonathon 🤨📸

[@ImTheMostViralDealWithIt]

Venti's ult will rip you to shreds while you are unable to move you will scream in pain as venti's ult tears off your skin and since it can't go anywhere your skin will also bruise same with your eyes and organs until until the ult ends and youll be a bunch of raw meat on the ground

[@Aizen11507]

10:24 there’s a case around where I live that someone literally blew their lower arm off It’s not ‘just a firework’, it’s like a mini bomb

[@Idomilkb4cereal]

Not the thousand yard stare thumbnail😭😭😭

[@FlameLOLz571]

Hutao getting a lot of service today

[@wlm174]

Venty's attack is not a blackhole. For an actual blackhole you want a Herrscher of Earth/Stars, a Herrscher of Finality, or Welt using Star of Eden, Zhongli's attack isn't a planet, "just" a meteor / big rock thrown at you at high speeds. So dead anyway. Also nowhere near as big as the mountain spears he used in the Archon Wars. Wanderer can't cut through spacetime nor use blackhole. That sort of attacks are reserved for much stronger characters. Ei/Shogun attack just kills you ultra-dead. That attack canonically cuts through spacetime and left a 200 kilometer long slash through an entire island.

[@Hlebuw3k]

it looks more like a 200 meter slash in the actual game, so about 1000x times smaller

[@user-ry9yw3nh6k]

Yes chongyun 5 star cyro archon, was worried he didn't make it

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Bro is Tsar

[@CRYO_ZEN]

Me personally if I got alhaitham'd I'd be so happy, I'd be like "please take me", then explode into tiny little pieces

[@andreibirisu4280]

nahida's burst would lore-wise be terrifying xD cause she's gonna wreck you mentally with it.

[@Phoeni0xSaido]

U would disagree with diluc the reason how will u duck? its tailis almost touching the ground

[@brainrot7956]

Jon is always so happy TT True Chongyun main!

[@jyotipatil2190]

Thumbnail - would you live Me - nah, I win

[@kazuhastan280]

Wriothesley: Punches Me: “Death”

[@pandiprakash8135]

Zhong li and Raiden is not even a question.....

[@dragongamer4210]

HuTao ghost smack your soul. If you look in detail when she hit the enemy their soul almost leave their body.

[@jellyfishwitch]

Do 4* stars next please!!!

[@sofiacopley]

My day is always better when Jon posts haha

[@npc4169]

considering how fast the fire disappears, you would definitely survive any fire based attacks. Also, all genshin characters have a red/orange flame, which is least likely to hurt you. (the lighter in color the fire is, the hotter it is)

[@noelmichael4332]

in reality each and every one of vision holders attacks can obliterate you with 0% survival rate and for venti his attacks are capable of cutting and shaping the mountains even before you may be crushed in that condensed air to nothinghness

[@Shane_A_M]

Jon: “Now, I didn’t survive that because I’m so strong… even though I AM!”

[@JooshTheBoss]

I enjoyed this you gotta do StarRail ults!

[@mintyyling]

gotta say that thumbnail is GOLD LMAO

[@Limit_Void]

Arlecchino giggling in the corner...

[@tiredcloud3741]

please a firework is essentially a colorful bomb, lots of cases where im from where people's fingers and even ears ( a friend of mine actually) got cut off just cuz they fired it too close