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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

Жыл бұрын

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I become a teacher in Teacher Simulator and definitely don't have a favourite kid...
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@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
Use code POGRCE120 for $120 off at strms.net/RCEFactorYT Thanks to Factor75 for sponsoring!
@Agge1
@Agge1 Жыл бұрын
Day 11 of asking RCE to play satisfactory
@Agge1
@Agge1 Жыл бұрын
Please play it, it’s my autocorrect
@markbailey5393
@markbailey5393 Жыл бұрын
Wet leg reference, yes please. Are you in your underwear?
@svinsi2935
@svinsi2935 Жыл бұрын
The Text at the bottom at 11:26-11:27 Says: Editors Note: 1776 Loser
@Icefrosto
@Icefrosto Жыл бұрын
I’m a ginger and I have a soul
@loganhart5678
@loganhart5678 Жыл бұрын
“Architects like to waste what?” “Dollars” “YES GEORGE, very good” Made me laugh so hard I had a gut ache. (Because it’s true)
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ Жыл бұрын
My sides hurt after that too
@nukewurld
@nukewurld Жыл бұрын
At this point RCE is basically GrayStillPlays except less sadistic.
@clusslessgamer
@clusslessgamer Жыл бұрын
Facts
@xChikyx
@xChikyx Жыл бұрын
we're losing him gray now only plays lame ass mobile games and GTA
@jonathanramiro100yearsago
@jonathanramiro100yearsago Жыл бұрын
More like less masochistic......actually gray is both a sadist and a masochist...
@Xiangling.24
@Xiangling.24 Жыл бұрын
Yay Let's Ruin Lives
@ruthlesace
@ruthlesace Жыл бұрын
Don't worry he'll get there, the rabbit hole is bottomless
@johnmontero512
@johnmontero512 Жыл бұрын
I love how you changed the picture from the actual strongest shape to the lesser strongest shape
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
Triangle got promoted 😅
@Andyjoe522
@Andyjoe522 Жыл бұрын
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming Don't worry, Matt. KZbin may not be ready to accept it, but all of us true engineers know what the REAL strongest shape is.
@BobMarleythefirst
@BobMarleythefirst Жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone said it. We need to show the Brits who the true engineers are!
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 10 ай бұрын
​@@RealCivilEngineerGaming so, legit question, if you were teaching an actual engineering class and someone drew a dick as the answer to that question, would you mark it correct or incorrect?
@nekto4658
@nekto4658 Жыл бұрын
"As you know my girlfriend is a primary school teacher" Well, you haven't told us the details about your girlfriend (or maybe you did on stream idk)
@Exploitis
@Exploitis Жыл бұрын
*As you know (It's just a joke) Anyway:s I totally agree with you're statement
@nekto4658
@nekto4658 Жыл бұрын
@@Exploitis thanks for pointing out my mistake
@princess_wawa
@princess_wawa Жыл бұрын
He talked about her in the Stickman video
@stijntimmers5765
@stijntimmers5765 Жыл бұрын
@@princess_wawa yeah but only that she gives him a headache lol
@sebastianoceroni3228
@sebastianoceroni3228 Жыл бұрын
He actually said as some of you know
@michaels.3709
@michaels.3709 Жыл бұрын
5:05 - Having been a TA in some Uni classes, my first thought when I saw two identical bananas on two very different questions was, "Were these two sat next to each other during the exam?" Thankfully my TA days are behind me now. I never did like the "witch hunt" culture in our department when it came to catching cheating.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 Жыл бұрын
Engineers and even architects predate the natural sciences. The earliest mud huts had one person figuring out loading and another complaining about feng shui. For every astronomer there is an astrologist.
@hunterlewis5798
@hunterlewis5798 Жыл бұрын
“For every Astronomer there is an astrologist” I have never heard this but I relate to it so strong. “Oh you have a telescope so you like aStRolOgY” no you friggin architect I like Astronomy
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae Жыл бұрын
They are however using scientific principles to do their work.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 Жыл бұрын
@@SylviaRustyFae who is that then? The physiotherapists or chiropractors?
@alakani
@alakani Жыл бұрын
The hilarious part is you can say it like "A peer reviewed statistical analysis finds that individuals born in the same month share similar personality traits" and nobody will bat an eye. As far as the nonsense about planets being the cause, that's not much different from the Discussion section of bio papers :P
@valtterig
@valtterig Жыл бұрын
Volkswagen selling false promises of diesel emissions cracked me, good job.
@DatGuy_83
@DatGuy_83 Жыл бұрын
that editor's note got a good laugh out of me
@johndanz625
@johndanz625 Жыл бұрын
The editors note at 11:26 lol *shows up for a split second*
@benjaminw3922
@benjaminw3922 Жыл бұрын
I see you, editor. Can't let the Brits forget their beatings. 🇺🇲
@island_fl
@island_fl Жыл бұрын
Facts
@froggaming3454
@froggaming3454 Жыл бұрын
what's wrong with being British
@judd6740
@judd6740 Жыл бұрын
What did they say?
@yoshi6421
@yoshi6421 10 ай бұрын
​@@judd674011:26
@iano41
@iano41 Жыл бұрын
As an accountant, can confirm that food is the most important thing we work with.
@jareds1515
@jareds1515 Жыл бұрын
As a mechanical engineer, the constant architect/designer slander is cathartic. Thank you for this. We may deal with different sorts of idealists, but we understand the struggle.
@tsm688
@tsm688 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to hear some architect/engineer stories. We see the anger but don't understand the conflict
@essidus
@essidus Жыл бұрын
I quit factor75. They regularly messed up my orders, to the point where I was getting a partial/full refund at least twice a month. On the one hand, sweet, free food. On the other hand, it was annoying. Especially the time they gave me 7 of the exact same meal. So yeah, I quit using them after that.
@legate7158
@legate7158 Жыл бұрын
Hes an engineer, his wife is a primary school teacher, his son is a hard-hat lover and his (disowned) son, YES removed, is an architect!
@ReySilverskin
@ReySilverskin Жыл бұрын
The teacher lets kids laugh at kids who get wrong answers, and you can't punish bullies in any way a school would actually allow (and have to watch an ad to bend the rules in your favor) I didn't expect this game to be so realistic.
@JadenVixe
@JadenVixe Жыл бұрын
Literal bridge made of fish one day - engineers work with food gets an X the next!
@matthewmacrae179
@matthewmacrae179 Жыл бұрын
"Fish are friends, not food."
@nadacs8324
@nadacs8324 Жыл бұрын
I wish RCE would play more settlement survival as I really enjoy watching him play
@sarthak_gupta_2007
@sarthak_gupta_2007 Жыл бұрын
I saw how you are so proud of kids making the strongest shape in twitter .
@krabby8216
@krabby8216 Жыл бұрын
We can tell the suited bird edited this video 11:26
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
He's much harder to tame than Schmichael was...
@luciferblack4768
@luciferblack4768 Жыл бұрын
Four Engineers get into a car, and the car doesnt work the mechanical engineer says "try chaning the spark plugs" the electrical engineer says "try changing the battery" the chemical engineer says "try chanking the oil and the petrol" the IT engineer says "get out and get back in again"
@kathrynkelly454
@kathrynkelly454 Жыл бұрын
"You forgot your keys again, didn't you?" - someone's SO
@jack_madboy679
@jack_madboy679 Жыл бұрын
This Has Really Cheered Up My Day Thanks To The Strongest Shape And Drowning Architects
@frederf3227
@frederf3227 Жыл бұрын
"Come to bed baby... no, keep the high-vis on."
@rudagamer9589
@rudagamer9589 Жыл бұрын
I like how my mother told me two weeks after have been diagnosed with bipolar disorder: you are either gonna be an engineer or an architect
@cramsinatro3107
@cramsinatro3107 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you finish Powerwash Simulator sometime
@nyanSynxPHOENIX
@nyanSynxPHOENIX Жыл бұрын
I love how glasses is the teacher equivalent for a hardhat... I feel attacked.
@Eldarduil
@Eldarduil Жыл бұрын
I love how the thumbnail changed in just couple hours ahahah :D
@FalkyraXD
@FalkyraXD Жыл бұрын
I have convinced everyone in my surroundings that architects are silly show off's and that engineers are the true artist who make the world go round with perfect efficiency 🥰 balance has been achieved
@blimpmaster2592
@blimpmaster2592 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe the strongest shape got removed from the thumbnail, I remembered it earlier, twas magnificent
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
Good times...
@blimpmaster2592
@blimpmaster2592 Жыл бұрын
Really.. 😭
@pauldrice1996
@pauldrice1996 Жыл бұрын
Are there any 'obligate carnist' meal plan options that also include grain and dairy?
@wm-nu1yf
@wm-nu1yf Жыл бұрын
This was far more entertaining and hilarious than it should have been :)
@mabpossible4957
@mabpossible4957 Жыл бұрын
The engineer's prayer made me die laughing.
@aziz7323
@aziz7323 Жыл бұрын
"I expect things from you" Every kid with a bad childhood.
@user-kt3ml7xl7x
@user-kt3ml7xl7x Жыл бұрын
Wow RCE... I'm sitting here watching your video with a bridges sweater on and the dark green looks great with my ginger hair. I HAVE A SOUL!!! and yes I know that the editor was the one who put "its true".
@adalbertomania
@adalbertomania Жыл бұрын
the AD is much more funny with paddy
@Ethan.YT.
@Ethan.YT. Жыл бұрын
I shouldn't sleep from 10:00 am to 19:20 because I miss this
@Andyjoe522
@Andyjoe522 Жыл бұрын
Won't lie, just looking at the thumbnail when this first popped up on my subscription feed earlier today, I thought GrayStillPlays had uploaded early. This is exactly the sort of game I'd expect him to play. lol
@TheMoonRulesNo1
@TheMoonRulesNo1 Жыл бұрын
Matt.... Didn't you build a bridge out of food? Surely engineers work with food.
@zakaryjaynicholls9867
@zakaryjaynicholls9867 Жыл бұрын
As a secondary/tertiary educator my main criticism would be that the pencils were not sharpened enough.
@jimmymcgoochie5363
@jimmymcgoochie5363 Жыл бұрын
“We’re going to have to watch an ad” *KZbin immediately inserts an ad into the video*
@saityusufbulur3366
@saityusufbulur3366 8 ай бұрын
I love how you give Matt high grades because he is a future engineer but ironically Matt will be an architect because he is learning all the subjects wrong.
@michelkruip2855
@michelkruip2855 Жыл бұрын
Lol the thumbnail!
@euphoniumbaroness
@euphoniumbaroness Жыл бұрын
As a high school teacher, I can confirm this is what we do. 😂
@SergeyPupkoMusic
@SergeyPupkoMusic Жыл бұрын
That ad segway was perfect.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
That kid will be engineering the next super projects
@gabrielecattaneo5361
@gabrielecattaneo5361 Жыл бұрын
E
@sebakdhungana406
@sebakdhungana406 Жыл бұрын
Damn, That ad transition was epic.😂😂
@josephmatla1743
@josephmatla1743 Жыл бұрын
Nice transition for the add mat.... Smooth
@bogdanboata2836
@bogdanboata2836 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail alone is gold 🤣🤣
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri Жыл бұрын
That was weird... When you said they were all sniffing their pencils, I could suddenly smell a freshly sharpened pencil for a few seconds. The power of suggestion!
@whitepfp.c
@whitepfp.c Жыл бұрын
9:01 i got an ad after he pressed it 😂😤😭😭😭😭
@ElysianAura
@ElysianAura Жыл бұрын
"What objects do architects not want you to use?" Your brain?
@donatellocarboni7395
@donatellocarboni7395 Жыл бұрын
We all know what shape would've had an A++ in the thumbnail :)
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
You have passed the class
@gagaplex
@gagaplex Жыл бұрын
Taser or fire extinguisher? That's so messed up! I love it!
@davidpritchett855
@davidpritchett855 Жыл бұрын
Just saying an obelisk with a pair of flying buttresses is a very structurally sound piece of engineering.
@silveralpaca6037
@silveralpaca6037 Жыл бұрын
You make engineering look fun. I do not think my father had a lot of fun when he was working for his engineering degree, but welp nice video anyway
@haruka0002
@haruka0002 Жыл бұрын
This isn’t teacher simulator. This is teacher simulation if the teachers were kind and fair. Almost
@Hello-vm8db
@Hello-vm8db Жыл бұрын
The sharpening pencils sounded sarcastic
@captaindelta43
@captaindelta43 Жыл бұрын
RCE trying games which comes as ads while playing games . Been there done that. Expectations were never met with reality of these games 🤣😂.
@brianhanna3128
@brianhanna3128 Жыл бұрын
Cows with sunburn can be pretty pink, bit harsh there RCE! :)
@natanimansudono3461
@natanimansudono3461 Жыл бұрын
7:02 It's actually a good pray... 😂😂
@blavena
@blavena Жыл бұрын
dude... I really really wish we had that food thing from your adds here... Those are possibly the first sponsor I'd buy stuff from LOL (leopards of letonia)
@Fuckyoubloodymoron
@Fuckyoubloodymoron Жыл бұрын
10:45 I think she should have drawn a drowning beaver as "flooding" now always makes me think of Timberborners!
@jacobpugpoirier3350
@jacobpugpoirier3350 Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend goes to a primary school. "BRO WHAT?!" Yea, she has to deal with a lot of little kids. "ohhh, ok nvm"
@windzswept
@windzswept Жыл бұрын
Might be worth mentioning that Factor 75 is US only…
@TheMk114
@TheMk114 10 ай бұрын
I will have you now that as a chemical engineer I actually can work with food :)
@xxportalxx.
@xxportalxx. Жыл бұрын
Liked that random music reference lol
@Ancano
@Ancano Жыл бұрын
11:45 They got New Zealand on the map but not the UK.
@rare5x
@rare5x Жыл бұрын
This video was funny AF
@TheWagonroast
@TheWagonroast Жыл бұрын
Hexagons are better than triangles. They are the bestagons.
@mmckeeha
@mmckeeha Жыл бұрын
Man that school is filled with Architects… maybe they will all end up working in an OPEN SEWER
@BobMarleythefirst
@BobMarleythefirst Жыл бұрын
RCE: That's not a very strong flag. America: Pull's out guns, tanks, nukes, A10 warthogs, the American spirit, the us army, and superior engineering skills to show Britain who's boss. Britain: Pees itself.
@luisjesus2276
@luisjesus2276 Жыл бұрын
6:08 I died in this part
@a_zure_
@a_zure_ Жыл бұрын
There will always be a teachers fav.
@El_Fling
@El_Fling Жыл бұрын
I love how if you google "Do architects suck?" it actually is true. XD
@jmile69
@jmile69 Жыл бұрын
Architects < Engineers < Physicists
@enderbladeguy6736
@enderbladeguy6736 Жыл бұрын
Circle is the best for withstanding big pressures thats why its used in submarines
@thekandyman.
@thekandyman. Жыл бұрын
Was that a reference to wet leg on the architect question ?
@markbailey5393
@markbailey5393 Жыл бұрын
Only if you should be horizontal now!!
@SmallKingCrab
@SmallKingCrab Жыл бұрын
He had to change the thumbnail from the real strongest shape to a triangle lol
@tapferer1kater34
@tapferer1kater34 Жыл бұрын
Did the suited Bird edit this one? Something remembered me of him.
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
Yep!
@terragame5836
@terragame5836 Жыл бұрын
Haha, you edited the preview and changed the strongest shape
@ArrukShallam
@ArrukShallam Жыл бұрын
Coming from spiffing Brit’s 0.5x video - my god Matt sounds so drunk on 0.5x speed 😂 I will give timberborners a try with „architect level wasted Matt (tm)“
@noterix1164
@noterix1164 Жыл бұрын
for the question "architects like to waste [blank]" I said out loud, "time, money, space, air...."
@mysteryfinds
@mysteryfinds Жыл бұрын
I love the prayer!!!
@bahattinmay2853
@bahattinmay2853 Жыл бұрын
okay okay so... • "LOL" stants for "Lauhg Out Loud" in English. • "Lauhg Out Loud" means "Sesli Gülmek" in Turkish. • but "SG" means "Siktir Git" in Turkish. • "Siktir Git" means "Fuck Off" in English.
@visheshok8676
@visheshok8676 Жыл бұрын
Fun shape: strongest shape with A+
@Dj_VRYT
@Dj_VRYT Жыл бұрын
1:17 that was clean
@giulianogiunta9250
@giulianogiunta9250 Жыл бұрын
I'm a teacher. I'm not sure that these methods will work efficiently
@vortexcv
@vortexcv Жыл бұрын
i think these methods should be employed at schools 🤣🤣
@danielh.9010
@danielh.9010 Жыл бұрын
...nor that they work effectively! 😉
@squidge903
@squidge903 Жыл бұрын
4:25 Did Shelly just change race?
@Agge1
@Agge1 Жыл бұрын
Day 11 is asking RCE to play satisfactory
@captaindelta43
@captaindelta43 Жыл бұрын
Studies, schools and methods of teaching have changed tremendously now a days , isn't it ?
@SkaldLE
@SkaldLE Жыл бұрын
When he said we have to watch an ad to use the extinguisher, as soon as he clicked it, a f*cking ad popped up. So I literally had to watch an ad
@michelkruip2855
@michelkruip2855 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the strongest shape is back!
@ur_local_nintendo_ds
@ur_local_nintendo_ds Жыл бұрын
"As you know, my girlfriend is a primary school teacher" I don't.
@drewhickcox4611
@drewhickcox4611 Жыл бұрын
"Christ the Redeemer" picture came out of nowhere. Is that a normal school thing?
@appleeatingextraordinaire570
@appleeatingextraordinaire570 Жыл бұрын
Lmao editor’s note
@Ueq8k3
@Ueq8k3 Жыл бұрын
Where did you put the "tick" at 9:15, matt?
@_Richu_
@_Richu_ Жыл бұрын
Love your video
@AMV12S
@AMV12S 10 ай бұрын
7:13 Food engineering? Hello?
@RegebroRepairs
@RegebroRepairs Жыл бұрын
I did not know teachers get stun guns in some countries.
@mysteriousman311
@mysteriousman311 Жыл бұрын
I wanted to be an architect when I am older lol
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