Coulson being a dad for almost 4 minutes straight

I've wanted to make this video for forever and I finally did

[@frog4165]

*A man of my age? That's something you say to an old person.* Jemma: 👁️👄👁️

[@daisydayze]

*voice crack* iS iT?

[@othervids3726]

Rat Child leTs gEt yoU somE elEctrOlytEs sHaLl wE?

[@reaganmclaughlin5705]

@@othervids3726 Jemma does the what have i done look

[@daniellanctot6548]

Jemma’s thought bubble: *OK Boomer*

[@reaganmclaughlin5705]

Daniel Lanctot it predates the internet coulson how anything get done back then Coulson 👁👄👁

[@aethei8560]

Phil breaking into Jemma’s apartment in season 2 to bring her groceries and roasting her on her diet is like a dad visiting his daughter at university 😂😂

[@reaganmclaughlin5705]

U really thought I would not find out BEER AND SRIRACHA THAT IS IT WHAT KINDA DIET IS THAT

[@Babbling_Wizard]

Just dont tell your mother [ May ] - Phil Coulson

[@Cali-P]

What episode is that from?

[@morganfrazer7689]

@@Cali-P season 2 episode 4 or 5 i cant remember

[@Unversed333]

@@morganfrazer7689 Episode 3 of season 2

[@elizeholyoake7894]

Him roasting jemma in s2 for her food choices lmao

[@PrimordialNyx]

It could be revenge for her basically calling him old.

[@thatlonewolfguy2878]

Yeah but the way she smiles when he brings her food he knows she likes, he really is like a father to her

[@elizeholyoake7894]

@@thatlonewolfguy2878 Phil Coulson: dad of the century

[@saskia2552]

he is literally like the mom/dad that comes when the kid is moving into their dorm for the first time lmao

[@saskia2552]

he is literally like the mom/dad that comes when the kid is moving into their dorm for the first time lmao

[@diogocasstro]

"dad jokes, it's a glitch sorry" that was so funny he is just the best

[@infinit._]

I loved that scene! Also "Dying, it's kind of my superpower" would have been a good inclusion

[@diogocasstro]

@@infinit._ ong yes, i totally forgotten about that, dammit

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

He's incorrect tho... There not a glitch, They are a function

[@diogocasstro]

@@craytherlaygaming2852 i agree, i think that was just an upgrade

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@diogocasstro As a Dad it's is in his primary directive

[@Flo-cp5qw]

Daisy's true dad

[@skyegrey-lance8004]

Forever and Always.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Sad we'll never see that again aftet the current season

[@stryletz]

Oh, that's why they keep killing him then. We all know what happens to parents in Disney properties.

[@Flo-cp5qw]

@@stryletz this comment SENT ME

[@Trin_Victoria]

Daisy and Fitz’s true dad. Jemma is the daughter in law

[@nxtgarratt]

“Hey mack hammer..... can’t touch this.” 😂😂😂 that killed me!

[@TKDDLJ09]

The way he delivers that line is amazing.

[@ldcommando1616]

I had to pause the show to calm down after that lol

[@kevintravers3988]

One of the best jokes in the show

[@myrkarodriguez2535]

That always kills me

[@TheGamingSpartanA113]

My favorite dad joke of them all.

[@ella2751]

May: You speak Spanish? Coulson: *vacation Spanish.* SUCH DAD ENERGY my dad too

[@beth7147]

coulson confronting jemma about her diet 😂 i was so sure jemma left for hydra or something crazy like that

[@Dogedadogo]

I know right I was so shook when I saw that Hydera logo when she was working under cover

[@cosmonaut5509]

Jemma would never leave for hydra

[@gelchert]

The promo for the episode actually implied that that was what Coulson was talking about when he said "Did you think I wouldn't find out?" Like TvTropes says, never trust a trailer.

[@heidichen7185]

"You always listen to the whole menu. ALWAYS." Melinda May 2020

[@CesarRavenclaw]

Isn't 2018?

[@heidichen7185]

@@CesarRavenclaw It probably is, i forgot which season it was so i put 2020

[@buskids_shenanigans]

I was scrolling thru the comments while watching the video, and this scene came up EXACTLY when I read this-

[@aathiyshsurgunavel6823]

Bruh that’s a clip for the video titled May being a mom

[@buskids_shenanigans]

@@aathiyshsurgunavel6823 ik, it's beautiful

[@wafflingmean4477]

Coulson dropping in on Simmons when she's undercover just to make her dinner and catch up is one of the most heartwarming things any boss has ever done.

[@Ms_Ria]

That's because he's dad

[@danielhaire6677]

Also, stupid and dangerous. If HYDRA had been surveilling her apartment, he would have blown her cover and possibly gotten them both killed.

[@Mega_idk]

@@danielhaire6677I doubt he’d go do all that without checking for any form of surveillance

[@sanyamehta8263]

alternate title ‘dad jokes for 3:51 minutes’

[@joshkirk_hga3321]

This dood

[@axelf9947]

_“Sorry bro, apparently I’m incapable of expressing my feelings or letting people take care of me”_

[@blue00phoenix]

Only four minutes??? That’s like the whole show

[@kaviyakaavs]

😂🤣💯💯

[@OneNerdyAce]

"and my captain crunch." HAHAHAHA

[@bluekitty3731]

I love captain crunch chicken! It use to be on the menu at planet Hollywood!

[@daniellemascarenhas1972]

"That last one really hurt." 🤣

[@danielwang2956]

My favorite line from Coulson is after he landed on the alien planet and rolled down a hill, he sat up, saw the two moons and said "I'll be damned, Tatooine"

[@andruloni]

The writers being big nerds for seven seasons is great

[@dino-pu9nn]

I want him to be my dad

[@janec1097]

Mage giant mood

[@ellatolbert6192]

stella is so lucky

[@K-popLife224]

Same

[@isobeljames6253]

Aka Clark Gregg being an absolute legend

[@outofcommission1428]

0:14 i find it to interesting that that one line alone could establish his character. like the holiness of him

[@Ms_Ria]

He is so wholesome and precious🥺✨✨

[@NagataYuki5]

Amen~ hahahaha for "Thor", I really was more excited about Coulson's comeback to the MCU than Thor himself hahahaha * After-credits about the hammer landing

[@danielruiz8259]

0:57 That's the most dad thing i've ever seen.

[@latersugarpumpkin]

With the sassy/judgy head bobble 😂😂😂

[@Alejandra-tw5js]

You always listen to the whole menu, ALWAYS!!! I love Mommy May too ❤️

[@nick-lv3rh]

We need a video of her being a mom :c

[@Alejandra-tw5js]

Yass!!

[@Alejandra-tw5js]

I love his AdOpTIoN program!! ❤️

[@freedomcoulson3527]

Alternate title: Coulson being a dad with a side of May being a mom

[@cianbarry9207]

Him just standing in a dark corner for that joke is amazing

[@augustcait6269]

General hale , I know you’re bummed the whole “team” up thing isn’t gonna happen , but it still seems kinda petty that you taking away my cot , my chair , my captain crunch . That last one really hurt .

[@agenttriplettt4106]

Mood

[@jackychang9148]

Poor Phil. You're*

[@powerrangersforever7544]

I felt that last one

[@K-popLife224]

Dad vibes

[@kenzie9220]

coulson being a dad for the whole series

[@ImThe5thKing]

"Hey. Mack Hammer. Can''t touch this" the first time I saw that scene I was HOWLING LMFAO it still gets me

[@Multxverse]

"How was I supposed to know there would be an alien invasion option?!" I'm sorry, Coulson but you're part of SHIELD. That's kind of part of their thing 😭

[@agenttriplettt4106]

Phil Coulson is a national treasure to the universe!! SHIELD is Coulson!!

[@orangegirl247]

I bet you were so bummed when Trip died. That is when you decided to join Hydra.

[@agenttriplettt4106]

@@orangegirl247 yes "join" HYDRA.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

And Daisy is the 'Child of the Shield'

[@olliehernandez3934]

"When he gets here, it'll be a whole New Deal, am I right?" I love Phil Coulson and his nerdiness.

[@PyrozPlayground]

Clark Gregg is the most amazing thing that ever happened to this series! If anybody else would've played Coulson, it would never have been even close to what it is now!

[@macewindex8410]

They were such a true family. I loved the show so much because I never had that. Colson: Dad May: Mom Daisy/Sky: older sister Ward/Mac: Big Brother Fitz: little brother Simmons: little sister I mean just focus on the scenes without action and they fit these roles perfectly.

[@rasa4545]

I'd say that Grant Ward is the funky Uncle.

[@nrh1511]

1:16 Is it just me or does Coulson saying fingerling potatoes sound really satisfying.

[@thelgiver5844]

I love how Phil getting Simmons groceries starts out looking as if Jemma is secretly Hydra, and Phil just caught her in 4k.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Coulson *injured*: "Help I need a medic!" Daisy: "Whats wrong?!" Coulson:"Too late, im already Dad inside" Malinda: *facepalms*

[@Ms_Ria]

May would punch him😂

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@Ms_Ria yes... yes she would, but it is kinda Coulson's job. being a dad is hard no one understands or appreciates the shit ass jokes your required to make

[@LBF522]

I loved that scene where Coulson and Jemma were on a mission as father and daughter. That was fun to watch. I could see her as his daughter.

[@cherryrose5514]

And the outrageous things that came out of jemma's mouth!lol

[@JokeCubed]

lol "Get to know each other in tiny, slow, annoying pieces." What a line.

[@diogograca5194]

I read this wrong. Coulson being dead for 4 minutes 😂😂😂 It worked too.

[@dramaqueen16ism]

He is their dad, especially to Mack, Daisy, and Jemma.

[@reaganmclaughlin5705]

fitz and jemma are like cousins mack is a cousin on another side may wife Coulson dad daisy daughter

[@Lowkidoe29]

Nahh Fitz is like a son to him too. The hurt in his face in the season 6 flashback insides Jemmas memory, he looked pretty devastated seeing Fitz body. it just gave me such hurt dad energy. Also Fitz dad was trash, that’s his papa too lol

[@GosieKin]

Coulson is my favourite!!! @1:32, I get a little déjà vu and keep hearing, (Tony Stark's voice) "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!"

[@Sammy-li4ez]

is it just me or does coulson have the perfect smile

[@rosalinesmoon]

He could be a cute baby and a real cool dad at the same time. I mean, how that's even possible? 😂 ahh I LOVE HIM! 🥺

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

Thank you for putting emphasis on his face in the lighthouse 😂😂😂 I never noticed he made that expression 😂😂😂😂

[@CharlotteN555]

“-And my cApTaIn cRuNcH, that last one really hurt.”

[@GH-kh9sw]

That scene in s4 when Fitz,Robby and Coulson r stuck in that like place and Fitz starts freaking out and Coulson has to calm him down was so cute! That’s when Coulson really acted like a PROPER father to Fitz ~ in my opinion 🥺💗

[@mryoungandbrave1]

I can totally see Coulson bringing Fitzsimmons groceries, and the babysitting, so they can have a night off.

[@srayj]

I seriously love the fact that he is so cool and such a nerd at the same time!

[@kazuhasgloves]

Coulson being a father??? I love how ironic this sounds, cause it's true!

[@elliedavis4744]

I love the scene between him and Elena "You know nobody likes a smart ass"

[@maggie4028]

Dad Coulson is my hero. Thank you for bringing this awesomeness into the world!

[@danielle6881]

I needed this in my life so much.

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

2:21 probably his funniest line in the entire series 😂

[@Banestudent21]

Still kills me 😂

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

​@@Banestudent21same lol

[@Unversed333]

3:23 that was a "bumbling dad" moment for Coulson.

[@notlaracheyenne]

Coulson is just one of these people that are a blessing to have in your life

[@elliedavis4744]

Next video idea: May being the mother of the team (Or May-Yo being a iconic duo)

[@ameruzamaki]

Everyone needs a Dad like Phillip J. Coulson

[@Ms_Ria]

1:45 did- did may just make a pun??

[@johnnyoliver1602]

1:23 Is why Bobbi Morse aka Mockingbird is one of my favorite Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. characters

[@mishkamaheshwari2652]

1:10 Jemma just looking at him like, "yup, that's my dad!"

[@schloofers]

Coulson is the Dad May is the tired Mon Daisy, Fitz, and Simmons are the chaotic children Ward is the evil step brother.

[@moony3083]

Oh I miss Phil. LMD coulson just isn’t the same 😭

[@Lowkidoe29]

Yeah he’s a new character and I like that. Gives Couslons death that much more weight, because it still hurts 😭

[@PyrozPlayground]

The "Did you think I wouldn't find out" part at 1:00 is the greatest thing ever! 😂🤣

[@spicynoodlesarefire]

"cant touch this" LMMAAAOOO

[@JJ-ml7pq]

“You always listen to the whole menu! ALWAYS!” May saying that gave me flashbacks of my mother lol. She (my mom) always hated it when I wouldn’t wait through the whole menu.

[@pennhmwiatt.6687]

Just finished this show. Coulson was the soul of the Avengers and SHIELD.

[@thejulescreations]

Read this as Coulson being dead for 4 mins straight lmao 😂

[@jorgeluisdejesuscruzromero535]

3:46 We all know it's not a glitch.....

[@carolcao0623]

2:20 was untouchable

[@miagrace6275]

Coulson is great! I say if he was an animal, he'd be a mouse!

[@AlexIsModded]

Coulson was the ultimate nerd.

[@blackwidow746]

Thank you for ur content, I love ur videos so much!

[@joshkirk_hga3321]

Wow black widow likes fitz

[@isaackim7675]

2:23. Cue music

[@quinnsteele2444]

Just looking at Ward gives me chills.....

[@orangegirl247]

And I can't never really decide if the chills are good or bad. Agent Ward is actually really cool and hot. Hydra Ward is really bad. Anarchist Ward is just plain insane. Hive Ward is an entire new level of evil. And then there is Resistance Ward. He is the ultimate guy. Would die for Daisy/Skye or Shield, helps Inhumans, wants to save lives, strong, hot warrior. I like that that is the last impression the viewer gets of him.

[@chartreuseorigami1759]

Your videos always bring me so much joy

[@shanilka_wariyapperuma]

How could I missed this channel all this time... 🙊🙊🙊 Happy to see someone obsessed with shield like this. 😍😍❤️

[@bridgetbinion8494]

"That's something you say to an old person."

[@lucydrexel3073]

Thank you for including season 7 too it’s refreshing 😆

[@aeptiennai]

What daddy issues, I know Agent Coulson would love and accept me and that's enough 💜 I can't think of any imaginary father figure better than him

[@insecdroid]

“This is the coolest we’ve ever looked” -Season 5, Episode 1

[@akacozymint]

yessssss this is what i needed today. glad you uploaded 💖

[@kevinstull8552]

No! Don't take away the Capt'n Crunch cereal! This means War!

[@valediction9174]

I watched this show like 5 times entirely over and over again wished I could see it again for the first time

[@Marvel_Fan_Forever]

Thank you uploader for this video of my favorite tv serie Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. thousand times thanks

[@smortiago7349]

the way that your videos remain the best>>>

[@rachelblenkin437]

You forgot "Let's go see what we can dig up. See what I did there?"

[@gogglesucks8a11s]

You missed when he's a hologram and he does the Star Wars bit in the middle of taking down Hive.

[@willgeorge1099]

who else still pissed at Ward?

[@user_3610]

we need more of these

[@ajc2901]

I love the jokes... but what I love more is seeing the immediate look of disgust on everyone’s ( mainly May’s) faces

[@laracroft003]

Wow, I haven’t watched agents of shield in forever! This video reminds me why I stuck with the show for so long, Coulson is such a cool dude.

[@augustcait6269]

Coulson is the best dad ever

[@Ivan_Berni]

Hyped for today ep, and see the direction quality of Henstridge

[@hortz8867]

"There's gonna be a whole New Deal" Okay, that one got me. That was funny

[@cherryrose5514]

Ok that one I didn't get

[@thatslife2857]

3:13 omg his face

[@crashvds777]

The ultimate dad We love Dad-Coulson

[@MrSharkBait561]

0:21 I wish he told the same joke to someone else after giving up on telling it to Ward

[@PyrozPlayground]

I friggin love this show! Coulson is so awesome! 😂🤣

[@jonnybox6001]

Clark Greg as Agent Coulson is like Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. Nobody else can pull it off!

[@smortiago7349]

omg i’ll always love the mackhammer joke 😂

[@soffgem8985]

i just want to hug him i love him

[@marvellover6233]

Such A Dad