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[@Fitz]

a few jokes for ya

[@potatoplus1024]

Just a few id say

[@hunterlee638]

Thanks babycakes 👅👅👅

[@LordJuan4]

A blessing! From the Lord!

[@woodster605]

silly ones i hope

[@Unjustly_Confident]

They called jokes nowadays?

[@chrischepa440]

We are so back (see you in 5 months)

[@SevenFlex]

I'm still checking on the podcast every now and than

[@SleepinginAutumn-v7u]

I mean it's getting better, back in the day it was see you next year

[@RowdyB16]

A year and a half later …

[@abelszerepi7845]

Why is this the best comment it ruined my joyness after the first second in the video:DDDD

[@anarkysouls]

fr

[@lautarotoloza7583]

At this point it's like the cool cousin hangout that happens once a year

[@dane4]

Fr

[@anarkysouls]

fr

[@charlescboyle]

fr

[@xBooMzHeadShotx]

fr

[@seby912]

fr

[@McCreamy]

I love you mate.

[@vaultboy5492]

gay

[@eiriknergard]

I love fitzy more

[@daviddoodles8736]

Gay

[@Jadee95]

is that pink gradient man?

[@ericsutton2218]

Is that the icecream from fortnite?

[@ClwkInstnct]

Man it's crazy, last time you uploaded I was just a 6 year old, now I'm 39, have a disgusting wife, 3 failures of children, a drinking problem, a weird kink to spaghetti noodles and live in a box, time flies by man, maybe next video I'll finally have made peace with the rats!

[@PanGatos]

Rats?

[@zdragonslayer2269]

​@@PanGatos he has to pay them protection fees

[@jennywood311]

@@PanGatos rats make me crazy!

[@jordanholliday9163]

​@@jennywood311I was crazy once!

[@jennywood311]

@@jordanholliday9163 they locked me in a room

[@PhoenixPilot]

She count on my strike till I Fitz

[@ReptilianMom]

She count on my strike til I flashbang I know, that made no sense.

[@damaan1243]

hate it when she counters my strike

[@cutchieselby5840]

Please stop

[@Pronzershrecken]

She the GF of my dear friend

[@erictowers534]

Bars

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Ive grown to accept that Fitz posts as much as SovietWomble

[@Dafreshcut]

The difference is that only one of them has a group that doesn't treat them like the family's pet.

[@lschnoeck]

​@@Dafreshcutplease elaborate lol

[@Tobygas]

Not like he is obligated to post more often anyway

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@Tobygas very true, I prefer a high quality once in a while video over daily grind any day. Besides I think Fitz prefers to stream than recording videos

[@SympleSymon]

​@Dafreshcut I'm not sure what you mean, when if anything Cyanide is the pet of that group, lol

[@bionetik]

Fitz's content feels like a relationship where he just shows up randomly and promises to be a changed man only for the facade to crack after a few weeks and him abandoning everything again while I look after the kids at home.

[@bionetik]

The sex is good though

[@TheJohn424]

15:40 the Oktoberfest bit gets funnier when you realize that in Germany, Oktoberfest starts in September.

[@thefatje1lybean]

That shoenice clip felt like a family guy cutaway joke 🤣

[@rakkabane]

The New Zealand accent is always my favorite bit in every video

[@claytondallmann4313]

"wow what a lovelyts monday, and its also 2 pm!" i exclaims "hey there bud" said the midday monday mass murderer

[@PhoenixPilot]

Offlain?

[@LucklessLex]

I can definitely see fitz making this joke, maybe even toby or smitty. Its hard to explain but it just has that kind of vibe to it

[@hippo0457]

toby is genuinely talented comedically

[@demonicdragongod3334]

Always love how it doesn't feel like your trying to make content but more just recording your group of friends have fun and fuck around. Feels very unforced and natural

[@souls1223]

"To master Kung-Fu, one must be racist." Am I.. a Kung-Fu master?

[@uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek]

lo wang approved

[@IntelligenceBuild]

"The Oompa Loompas Unionized" short story prompt right there

[@EvilParagon4]

They get deported.

[@Yan-tz9pn]

Unionised*

[@luiscastro7735]

Please remind me who that dude was I forgot his name

[@IntelligenceBuild]

@Yan-tz9pn no

[@IntelligenceBuild]

@@luiscastro7735 Danny Devito? Willy Wonka?

[@pomegranateoats]

Its like that one friend you go months without talking to and yall hang out like you saw eachother yesterday

[@korganrocks3995]

You just reminded me that I haven't talked to my rocket league buddy in at least two months...

[@BEKKNQV1]

funny enough the Oktoberfest in Munich always starts at the first Saturday in September after 9/15 since 1872

[@JaYe-P]

Was just coming down here to drop the exact same info, articulated the exact same as well

[@s1lkyt3kkerz26]

love how Fitz Yorkshire came out @22.53 when he said toast

[@hexocsnl]

21:32 Great slurs, nice selection.

[@MashMoon]

1:08 fucking nearly bursted out laughing in the middle of my college lecture and had to cover it up with clearing my throat 😭🤣

[@CANCEL_ME_THEN]

🇳🇿 Accent Bro!

[@chrisgalad]

yall should be hired by a Rockstar Games to make a podcast radio for night rides im about to enjoy myself rn brb

[@chrisgalad]

so i finnished.. back to the topic. Yea, get hired so we can play VI with nothing but your podcast to complete the perfection

[@OnlyyAutumnn]

7:38 Linus Tech Tips dirty talking

[@EggplantHarmesan]

LinusJustTheTips

[@jonathonrorabeck]

LinusSexTips

[@RedMenace0]

the shoenice bit is probably the hardest ive ever laughed at a fitz video

[@PhoenixPilot]

“The first fetish” is crazy 😂

[@user-qe9mi4ll1q]

Please please please post more of these fitz, they actually make my day

[@magsrom_]

5:08 Needles by System Of A Down reference

[@Validasigma]

bomboclaat

[@alux8515]

9:09 "channel your hate for other groups" IM DYING

[@ItzNeuxer]

Thats funny fitz, now make a 2 hours compilation vids

[@Cheems-S2]

Man, it’s been so long that I aged 20 years, got married, developed back pain, and still came running when Fitz dropped a video!

[@Rasukix]

most south african british accent ever 19:30

[@EvilParagon4]

Tobi's impersonation was amazing, because he's not just doing an arabic kebab vendor, he's doing specifically an arab living in New Zealand. The cultural difference is so slight but it's nailed lmao.

[@SDAVI105]

8:41 never forget California recently tried to pass an anti-slavery bill and it didn’t get enough votes

[@korganrocks3995]

Republicans just got the trifecta of president, house and senate, and already had the supreme court, so get ready for some wacky bills being passed in the next two years. No anti-slavery ones, obviously...

[@AetusThe-th8gi]

rare cali W

[@davidallennorton]

bro thank you it was about prison slavery and California said Sure keep it what the FUCK

[@masonshipley8425]

Nevada held the same vote and it passed😂 shows how insane they are in CA

[@peas42]

if I'm paying for them to be in jail, make em work

[@BrainlessZombi]

3 am humor hit me hard enough to bring me back here

[@hisokadidnothingwrong2232]

24 minutes of SwaggerSouls repeating a joke louder after someone else says it

[@SillyGoofyOllie]

and we love him for it

[@swagonelevenatalltimes]

whats up with the sudden swaggersouls hate recently

[@SillyGoofyOllie]

@ they could never make me hate swaggersouls

[@meatymateo705]

@@swagonelevenatalltimes he's been a gambling shill lately and his schtick is getting old

[@PerryAIIen]

Ayyye!!! A Fitz video, it’s been so long that I forgot I liked these. These are awesome.

[@moneysqueeze7164]

22:00 Andrew W.K. music be like

[@brydant4148]

2 years since last misfits podcast episode. It used to be my favorite thing and I looked forward to every episode but then you stopped. Even just an episode every couple months would mean the world to me and so many others

[@cicolas_nage]

leb oompa loompas is something i didn't know i needed

[@chiseledmedal2634]

It’s so crazy to see boofdelivery in non cscoop vids but I’m here for it

[@Thathomelessguy33]

anyone else miss pink gradient man

[@glitchpulver1337]

6:12 that one cracked me up 🤣

[@swaney968]

Aches was uncomfortably quiet for the eat hot chip and lie for the homeless . . . Lol

[@Moukraan]

The last time I watched Fitz I was in middle school, now I finished university and my kids are watching Fitz

[@ReadDeep]

Fitzy witzy upwoaded

[@jackarkwright1188]

19:22 Korg in the building 🤣

[@bengieDMZ]

He remembered his login?

[@tommyp697]

Thank you thank you thank you for making the ads quieter than the main video

[@IMelancholyl]

“ brother I am on minimum wage” to real 😂, thanks for the laughs fitz

[@OmniMC]

the way that nade flew in at 2:56 and he died has me dying

[@KiloOne]

Fitz remembered his password

[@SibruOfficial]

Fitz is back. See ya in 5 years kiddos

[@Morokahv]

0:15 Willie Wonka 2

[@CharlieWisdom]

Started watching when I was 13, and I graduated high school yesterday thanks for developing my humour Fitz ❤

[@vroreo5019]

15:25 only real ones get that reference to an older video

[@__-tc3sr]

The ship on fire joke was 10/10

[@198.shelly]

where is pink gradient man?

[@victortaudinchabot351]

Actually Oktoberfest is mostly in September, all the tourists come in October

[@22buran]

I was thinking they must be high af and there we go 1:41

[@Captrex__]

I can just imagine fitz getting his own flavor and just not naming it so its "Fitz Flavor" or "Fitz's Flavor"

[@rextek5421]

15:38 Fun fact its actually not in october lmao its in september

[@David-fn2rm]

I was waiting for a funny video from you guys finally some of these jokes landed

[@aaronmueller1560]

Bro what the hell was the energy in this session

[@FlameVell0]

idek. side note: these videos might as well be discord sessions rather than cs sessions bc 90% of their clips have nothing to do with cs and the 10% refers to cs

[@ThatBujinSora]

I missed you fitz your uploads help me throughout my depression and just having a good laugh

[@TylerNinjaFortniteBlevins]

2:25 gotta toss the whole upload now

[@Cheems-S2]

She count on my break till I Fitz… peak poetry right here. 👌😂

[@bloomfilms]

anotha one

[@龖]

rich one

[@Agnable]

Perfect day for an upload. Had a shit day, so when I saw Fitz post I waited until my day was done to watch... worth it. Thanks Fitz. You mean more than you realize

[@break1nggame167]

Ain’t no Way this man finally remember his password. We actually got Fitz coming back before GTA 6🎉

[@RiginJustino]

I love this title, it says absolutely nothing about the video but you still understand the kind of video it is going to be

[@ethanhenstock9408]

SYSTEM OF A DOWN MENTIONED!!!!!!!! 5:08

[@IzzyIsntReal]

Ok?

[@katysmasher]

i love getting high when a new fitz video comes out, sometimes I get so high I don't remember some videos and then i love getting high when a new fitz video comes out

[@theyologuys100]

5:09 SOAD mentioned🗣️🗣️

[@nuggetbiscuit6988]

"Actually...you know what?...you really are one of those RUST players, aren't you?" -All I ever hear when she speaks

[@zakkchandler7581]

If you dont bring the podcast back imma... imma... 😤 softly cry myself to sleep # casual Monday

[@adamcarlile5909]

5:08 System Of A Down reference? (Needles)

[@dmorrill]

YES

[@reboot7433]

I love this theme of finishing the video with a wholesome clip

[@mxroh]

3:45 oh hey look it’s me

[@Nickyyy1015]

thats pretty sick

[@kazooke]

@@Nickyyy1015not as sick as what the US government did on September 11th 2001

[@crackingglass6815]

The oompa loomppas in the jonny depp movie were paid in cocoa beans im not even joking

[@willyam247]

5:10 SoaD!?

[@dzakiakmalramadhan5013]

damn i watch you 6 years ago and forgot that you are the one who always helped me cheer up. i mean see you again in 5 month i guess

[@RustyPeng]

Swagger is insufferable, not just his voice. What he says.

[@Cheems-S2]

We are so back… until Fitz ghosts us again. Classic Fitz timing! 😂

[@grahambarton4394]

you know how funny it would be if they have a normal episode like these then halfway through just take the game completely seriously and have those highlights

[@maty5510]

18:50 Immediately knew it was "The Boys" 🤣🤣

[@wiredawgkev]

Shoenice blinked exactly one time that whole unfortunate clip

[@ItsCosmoXD]

Blud remembered his password once again. Love y'all mfs

[@xaf0163]

this was a throwback. thanks for the smiles

[@milkymonkey0189]

“fentanyl back” yeah that’s called fent freeze keep up with the times guys 😭🙏🏼

[@RealSwizzo]

An upload?! I thought I’d have grandkids before this day came! Loved the video.

[@stag5023]

"All homeless people do is eat hot chip, charge they phone and lie" 10:21

[@kolizar666]

Where's pink gradient man? More Pink Gradient Man videos.

[@rremac0001]

another fitz video to get us through the week x god knows imma rewatch this thousands of times until he next posts

[@DuckyVanya]

This video is so outrageous. This is true quality content.

[@mallowalt2240]

a fitz upload feels like a warm hug =)

[@brasananas9679]

this is such a throwback to the old csgo vids, good times

[@R2Friend]

"his heart beat must sound like a cement mixer" - gold

[@ImTheLantern]

favorite part of my day is watching fitz and the lads

[@lonely9599]

I love watching the best parts of your friends videos when you upload

[@Soobas]

I watched this after doing 8 hours of calculus 2 homework and my decreased mental state made it really funny