COUPLE'S CRINGE: Valentine's Edition

[@ladywantstocomment]

What's more classic love story? Meeting 9 naked women in the river, or meeting at Whole Foods while buying celery and rosé?

[@harshwardhanprasad4703]

I know what you did there...😏

[@redfrenchfries9263]

Are words your love language too?

[@sofialindoso8904]

can't beat celery and rosé

[@TheOnlySamyy]

idek no more😂😂😂

[@yusufkadar]

Meeting nine naked women at Whole Foods buying celery and rosé

[@alexc3295]

Let’s be real, if none of these couples met at Whole Foods while buying celery and Rosé and didn’t smash in the parking lot after, then they will never know true love

[@Flyinclutchman206]

Viral tweet lol

[@ashleycalof7342]

Alex C HAHA

[@josieblue]

Alex C I KNOW THIS IS TWO MONTHS LATE BUT PLS FILL ME IN ON THE PARKING LOT I DIDNT HESR ABOUT THAT PART SKSKSKS

[@gonzalovazquezavila535]

RossÉeeeeee

[@tareq5663]

Right

[@isabelcoady5126]

cody choosing to hum Nickelback while tickling Kelsey's palm is the most Canadian thing he's ever done

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

Isabel Coady hahahah

[@tsuki3752]

specifically alberta

[@emilywalsh5372]

I am so grateful you censored that clip.

[@shgds]

I see your comment everywhere I go will you please grant me a wish?

[@emilywalsh5372]

Yes yes

[@pinkpeach414]

What clip?

[@jadeoreo]

@@pinkpeach414 the kissing one

[@mushroomjuice6946]

@@pinkpeach414 all of them

[@MrKlay4life]

i had my vampiric awakening while buying celery and rosé at whole foods

[@neneyamaguchi139]

Lmaooo

[@birdiehusher6740]

GT man.... GT.

[@marylunar832]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nastassjahall9358]

Didn't we all?

[@cesar6956]

omg 😲 i was the 666 like 😰

[@CarFox6]

that hippie dude's story sounds like a russian folktale where a young village lad gets drowned by river demons

[@gen_burke1939]

Young village lad lmaooooo

[@perrilewis180]

He remembered the sirens and mermaids then made it up

[@rachboudreau]

River demons holy fuck this comment actually made me laugh so hard

[@Knishook]

@Imani Nieves rusalka

[@operationallyopaque1257]

tahm kench

[@filippaschytz8746]

I love how he`s looking at her after he made a joke to see if she laughed

[@harssamoanlal2947]

Filippa Schytz when

[@pinguu8010]

@@harssamoanlal2947 literally the whole video

[@zyhru]

Harssa Moanlal dumb ass

[@hopedean6424]

@@zyhru bruh chill

[@joevines3428]

@Ridiculed Victor chill bra.

[@TheReck12]

Imagine putting your money and energy into raising a kid and they say they're a vampire when they grow up.

[@hellothere5843]

I'd just drive a stake down their head, no questions asked.

[@catsplat1272]

Hello There *heart

[@bretteveretthowell3276]

Only a wooden stake into the heart would kill the cringe

[@hellothere5843]

@@catsplat1272 and head, can't be too safe

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

I mean I suppose there are worse things they could turn out like a drug addict, obese, an obsessive gambler, the list goes on. I'll take a healthy kid who can support themselves and thinks they're a vamp anyday.

[@gwenchini9141]

im naming my first born son albatross gooseswamp

[@Italinboy09]

Facts

[@shonarose6615]

Albatross Gooseswamp Frye

[@brown_gurl]

I'm gonna name my first cat that

[@a-m4406]

Grace Frye i saw this comment before watching the video and i am not even surprised they said smth like that skkskssjw

[@elliem7154]

Isn't that, that Sherlock actor?

[@leat9862]

*the 2nd couple is like an updated version of the whole food couple*

[@bleh8789]

A S C E N D E D

[@Penny_Royalty]

Yes!!

[@ariaw4221]

*We literally wake up in the garden of eden*

[@elizabethsaenz6923]

FAIR ENUF

[@casper3105]

Ehem I think you meant Celery and Rosé

[@nicole-if9rc]

0:18 “we’re also in the most romantic city in the world” me: Paris. “Columbus Ohio” me: *oh*

[@emmiko2900]

nicole as I sit here in Columbus Ohio, I couldn’t agree more with him.

[@alanajones9]

That was my same exact experience 😂

[@RyanGe25]

Columbus is great.

[@steph-s1b]

i literally live here wtf i could’ve seen them

[@huhdotgov7937]

Columbus is where it's at

[@juliakahrs3722]

Cody Ko: "Everything bad on this earth is in Florida" Drew Gooden: 👁👄👁

[@lee2791]

except for drew and like,,, cr1tikal

[@krakowski_6237]

Everything bad is in florida, not that everything in florida is bad

[@lee2791]

@@krakowski_6237 very wise, bagel

[@pal8542]

No joke. Those emojis look exactly like Drew's face😂

[@spookyho5994]

bagel nice

[@avLATENIGHT]

*Kelsey trying to explain the meme Kelsey- Just put it up. *Cody doesn't put it up

[@matthewkelly1418]

Give him a break he's an old man, he's not up to date with his granddaughters technological generation

[@avLATENIGHT]

Matthew Kelly lmaoooooooo

[@kaylareid6160]

AVLN lmaoooooooo

[@Cloverdew4406]

@@kaylareid6160 lmaoooooo

[@ozzao12]

Cloverdew lmaooooooo

[@darkwadah]

Kelsey’s literally the female version of Cody. They’re perfect for each other.

[@ThisIsNotRelevant]

Except he’s a lot hotter but who am I to judge? 💁🏻

[@kidstax-soundcloud2767]

InfinityOnHigh too bad she’ll outlive him with the 50 year age gap and all

[@appledialed7669]

JustKilla huh?

[@kidstax-soundcloud2767]

Collar Bone she’s like 26 and he’s breaking 80 man. It’s sad but it is what it is

[@lilcolonoscopy4616]

JustKilla I feel like I’m the only one that gets the joke.

[@lygiabird6988]

Why did clarity have chocolate in the river, where was she holding it if she was naked? In summation, that wasn't chocolate.

[@criticalproductions4845]

Lygia Bird 🤢🥴🤮

[@BeruCampos]

In her ass hole

[@EJay8906]

Lygia Bird I tried to ignore that consideration, lol

[@Sky-gu9do]

And I oop-

[@spookyho5994]

WhyyyY

[@leonardegan2883]

had my vampiric awakening at 14 years old when i saw tom cruise as lestat. and by vampiric i mean gay

[@ziadsellami1251]

bruh underrated comment

[@ollieno971]

Me but my lesbian awakening with Alice Cullen Jfjfjfkgkffkkgfk

[@cati896]

@@ollieno971 ah Alice Cullen, a classic lesbian awakening

[@rowancrowder3259]

@@ollieno971 😍🥰🙌ofc

[@thetideishighandsoami3928]

Omg me and my friend were watching interview with the vampire and he turned to me and said “I think I am gay” 💀 he wasn’t wrong lmao

[@uveni3429]

Kids playing with mud: "weeee mud." Adults playing with mud: "We're connecting with the earth goddess and our spirituality with our genitals also tantric!"

[@xLiLlyx98]

Don't forget their wild, primal nature.

[@Alex-ve4ik]

No one ever asks how the camera man is feeling

[@realbiggobruh9989]

Alex b

[@SirScramblees]

Its a tri pod there is no camera man

[@melonx4329]

Heeelll Ye No fucking way

[@welphere4950]

Pre-Malone good name

[@potato2635]

Xx_sexy shrek_xX, the camera was moving and zooming in on different parts by itself, tripods don’t do that, you need a different kind of camera.

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

It's cute when a couple has such a similar sense of humor and give each other space to be funny and work off each other, instead of one person overpowering the other one constantly. And Noel, I support your transition wholeheartedly.

[@nadilee3974]

Imagine Kudryavka 😭😭😂

[@feliciapattinson9591]

OMG I'm dead 💀

[@itssimonebaby8769]

Imagine Kudryavka I never knew him and Noel were cousins

[@matewhatthefuck6516]

Maaate, that took a swift turn, what the fuck 😂😂😂

[@thisusercannotbefound6776]

that comment took a LITERAL U-TURN

[@Ava-hw2wf]

i haven't seen a single comment about cody saying "albetros gooseswap" and it gets me hysterical everytime i rewatch this video

[@rachelcase9900]

FINALLY. lol I was searching the comments wondering how NOBODY was talking about it! I lose it every time he does! 😂

[@mtak160]

lmao fr i look for a comment abt it every time

[@charlieadams5642]

"I kept drinking but was still thirsty." Ok, well you aren't a vampire, you are diabetic sweetie.

[@atheris1641]

JSKSJEKSS “YOU ARE A DIABETIC SWEETY” LMAOOO

[@christinafiore2480]

Same that's what I thought!

[@dorothyturner6362]

My SAME thought

[@addywhom]

LOL I'm from Austin and someone I know was in a polyamorous relationship with the vampire couple

[@yumiulrich4eva]

@@addywhom not very polyamory if the wife isn't into it lmaoo

[@andreauncheasu4329]

Kelsey: “You’ll put the meme here...this meme” Cody editing: nahh 😂

[@whatifwewould]

Andrea 246789 it be ya own man sometimes smh

[@zampys3299]

fuck everyone else noticed

[@maverickselementi298]

Lol that annoyed me so much

[@CloroxBleach-iy9gp]

1,000th like I think I deserve some likes for that😤

[@HarrisonLongboarders]

It’s so cute how Kelsey decided to wear matching beanies with her grandpa.

[@sourgummiescureyourpain4555]

People who complain about the joke being dead incoming lol. I love it.

[@tonta3983]

that's not her grandpa it's her homeless uncle

[@danielurbina960]

Lucas you finally made it ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@masacatior]

Papa bless

[@matcha.addict4139]

3 year difference....I get it’s a joke but come on

[@sniffboi]

Who tf was holding chocolate in the river

[@big_stinky3776]

she was just holding it waiting for some guy to come along so she could give it to him

[@GrainneMhaol]

It's a fake story. They clearly met at Whole Foods.

[@formeridiot8641]

@@GrainneMhaol fair enough

[@siey2]

Lol

[@lovely8524]

Memento mori my friend

[@casper3105]

That Hippie couple probably saw the "You." Vid and were like *"Hold my Coconut water, we gotta top that"* Edit: Thank ya'll for all the likes , i don't have soundcloud to link but have a nice day

[@solkai7575]

Casper “hold my coconut water” lolol

[@gianna2447]

HAAHHAHA

[@xonlyy0u]

That's what I saidddd!!!111

[@jadetz5152]

Casper i just died ahaha

[@bevinhunter8204]

Obsidian Infinitree sounds like a generated name from Wizard101

[@jasj122]

Oh my god it does 😂

[@soulknife20]

My next D&D character.

[@marilythe2687]

@@soulknife20 YES GET ON THAT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS (online or normal)

[@fatmanjonestv7143]

That's probably where he got it from lol

[@chummyweevil3948]

Bro facts

[@misscupcakelovah]

its low key ridiculous how naturally gorgeous Kelsey is, sis could wear a plastic bag and still look stunning.

[@mytherapistsaidno6643]

Ikr she’s aggressively attractive

[@angiet7380]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[@maryann4691]

for real tho

[@papamilfz1565]

Hassan Amin Hassan Abdellatief BABE GET THE TALISMANS

[@mundaneamazing]

The gap in her teeth reminds me of Hayley Williams. So cyoot!

[@aw2584]

7:40 what accent is this? As a Slavic person living in the UK with friends whom native languages are Portuguese, Spanish, any type of Slavic, Romanian, Italian, Greek etc. I am pretty sure that she speaks with an accent of a person who's american but wants to sound interesting and foreign

[@Niphredyl]

I think she sounds somewhat Central European. I used to have a similar accent it's not the same so can't put my finger on it. So not Hungarian but in the region. Or maybe I'm totally off

[@lisaransom5058]

Its sounds like an attempt at swedish or Danish. But I agree she just sound like she's putting it on.

[@aw2584]

@@lisaransom5058 nah, doubt it. Scandinavian people are known for their perfect accents, very clear and easy to understand, but you can still tell them apart from native speakers based on their vocabulary. There's a certain level of mastery in the usage of a language only few foreign born speakers can achieve and she speaks like that. Like she was just born in the US lmao, it's hard to explain but if you talk to people from random places across the globe a lot you can recognise where they're from like for example I can guess who's korean, Japanese or from Hong Kong/Taiwan just hearing their accents lmao (what a fucking useless skill) even though I've never been in any of these countries.

[@minnie4291]

sounds spicy american to me lol

[@pancakelollo]

she could be german, many germans have an accent similar to this

[@denisefitzpatrick9760]

If they didn’t meet at Trader Joe’s, then it’s not true love

[@chloecollins7513]

or whole foods😂

[@denisefitzpatrick9760]

Kevin Malone or anywhere where a banana costs over $6

[@whatifwewould]

Kevin Malone buying rose and celery

[@urmom188]

whole foods too

[@pauladiane3302]

Whole Foods is where I’m gonna find my soulmate

[@joel.jpgvid]

You know, I've never seen Noel and Kelsey in the same room together. Makes you wonder if...they're the...same...pers- holy fuk.

[@MrBlackLenses]

EnchantingManiac chill out bro don’t do that to me

[@orlevz]

Noelsey

[@vajrazayara]

i was thinking about this i can't stop thinking about this what is the tea

[@AmsiMusic]

Wait...😶

[@Kiki09012]

Im laughing so hard at this i needed to stop the video jejskskw

[@KURRDA]

Forget David and Liza, if Cody and Kelsey break up then love isn’t real

[@alexlestrange8662]

If Cody and Noel break up, my faith in humanity will finally run out

[@quackkith]

ùnú

[@katyo5578]

Hope is still alive, my friend.

[@jennybenson4922]

No one is talking bout infinatree’s sharpened fingernails

[@AN36]

Thank you! I was waiting for that and was disappointed they didn't comment on it.

[@terriblename4084]

It's to claw his preys guts out to make it easier to eat

[@digitalharmony26]

@@terriblename4084 checks out.

[@sssydneyfree]

CORRECT

[@katja8373]

Those are his coke nails

[@keenzw]

you didn’t meet Kelsey while her and her friends were bathing in the river and it shows...

[@sickassperro]

1k likes, 1 reply.

[@gurmanothi6446]

6

[@سيليا-ش1ل]

??

[@gravelor78]

Or met at Whole Foods and she was buying celery and he was buying rosé

[@LLLadySSS]

OR WHIKE BUYING CELERY AT WHOLEFOODS

[@breakmybbpleasenoahd7250]

Bro that hippy couple was having a full on mating ritual

[@lotus-eater]

*Bruh I cant*

[@janeeyre1990]

More power to them, probably makes the sex better. Just wish they realized it's something that's meaningful to them mostly and everyone else not so much.

[@janeeyre1990]

Oh, actually, seeing how they do the deep diaphragmatic breathing and she sits with her pelvic open and he massages her ... Those are great ways to prevent vulvovaginal or pelvic pain with sex, which is super common for people with vaginas in (post-) industrial countries. At some point in their lives, up to 28% of women in these countries will have vestibulodynia (pain in the vulvar vestibule, just inside and outside vaginal opening, that lasts for 3+ months with no known cause). As someone with vestibulodynia and vaginismus and general pelvic floor myalgia, I would take this hippy nonsense to your typical hookup jackhammering.

[@drakefromsickomode5286]

"I'm in direct sunlight for 1 hour every week" me: Those are rookie numbers

[@sweecose8631]

Elisa From Wii Sports Oh hi Elisa, I thought you'd be training in tennis so I couldn't level up to 2000? But hey, at least you're a Mii of culture

[@omega9251]

Sweecose SHUT

[@omega9251]

Sweecose THE

[@omega9251]

Sweecose FUCK

[@omega9251]

Sweecose UP

[@addyreischman7489]

It still bothers me that he didn’t put up the meme for Kelsey

[@fishpiss_inthesink]

fr.

[@kaylamclaughlin7818]

THIS

[@naivenitara]

I lost it when Cody started tickling Kelsey's hand and started singing Nickel back 😂😂😂

[@tornn8847]

Why are there no comments?

[@elhopper3735]

I died. it’s so funny😂😂

[@CristinaDiaz]

Couples that react together stay together😩😎

[@lucindaj2134]

don't forget about david and liza

[@namikasekamanya3839]

DIZA didn’t tho....😢🥺

[@jerryg1692]

Cristina Diaz Head ass

[@thecrazygingey3692]

@@deadmane466 You're the type to say 'oh yeah yeah' and think it's funny

[@chase7447]

Chode Masterson ew.

[@vgabbieb]

I’m so angry you didn’t put up the meme Kelsey was talking about oh my god

[@megan4102able]

Gabbie Becker YEAH

[@thesaxophone9227]

thaNK u i was looking for someone commenting this

[@heidif7000]

When?

[@jacob910able]

B

[@vgabbieb]

Heidi F 2:49

[@S0L12D3]

I love when she says a joke and looks over to Cody to make sure he approves and when he does she smiles. that's really sweet actually. Cody, she loves you bro

[@haloum]

he does the same thing

[@S0L12D3]

@@haloum im sure

[@Burialofagod]

It’s not her seeking approval you fuckin dunce. She’s just waiting for him to laugh and/or keep the joke running

[@S0L12D3]

@@Burialofagod look at you perceiving my comment in a negative way and immediately insulting me..... why do you think she is waiting for him to laugh?? furthermore, why would he be laughing?? because he approoooveesss.

[@jesuscarter4048]

@@Burialofagod its both cuz thats what people do, its just human nature to look for someones approval/validation after doing something

[@PiffPeterson]

if this is couples cringe... where is noel??

[@Maya-ij3zu]

piff wdy mean.. he’s right there

[@carmenximenacadena4808]

We stan polyamorous true love

[@breadtoastin]

i follow you on tiktok

[@daydreamishh]

The people want to know Chodey

[@numberoneloser8930]

I was wondering the sane thing *_huh_*

[@kiwikoopa6806]

Finding 9 lesbian witches in the river sounds like my kind of party

[@Nick-nx4ye]

Kiwi Koopa TRUE 😂

[@jasj122]

I’m dead 😂

[@wishingwell_333]

i'm wit that

[@RafaelaSouza-mi6gl]

well, if they're lesbians, they wouldn't want a guy to come in and ruin their party

[@tiger83014]

why? if you're a man, they wouldn't want to fuck you

[@representationmetaphorique]

Kelsey makes the best reaction faces.

[@Sugashow209]

erin h kelsey is the fucking goat

[@HilariousPranksYO]

I GOT A VIDEO ON HOW MUCH UTUBE PAYS ME FOR A MILLION VIEWS

[@Sugashow209]

Kyle Boland we dont give a single fuck!

[@natashahaley8058]

Skinny Dipping: _exists_ Clarity and Sideon: *you could make a religion out of this*

[@24FramesOfNick]

Noel’s really changed

[@kieranseggie1441]

24 Frames Of Nick mate I watch your videos, you’re pretty cool

[@lybo1581]

Yep... Hormones...

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

24 Frames Of Nick he’s now Nash Grier

[@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter]

Noticably more... *_GIGGLY_* And that's sayin' something.

[@chewmytrashcan1625]

Yea he can shape shift depending on codys mood

[@heather_doestruecrime]

"how'd you guys meet?" *I was wondering through the woods & found her in a river* lol k

[@lala_lakeypoo]

He just left out the part where they were at a musical festival campground trippin balls on psychedelics lol

[@omnical6135]

@@lezley8465 since when was a whole foods called a river?

[@bridgidthepirateelf4135]

it just sounds like a weird fantasy novel

[@elitefifagamer7581]

I was eating celery and she was drinking rosé

[@lezley8465]

@@omnical6135 I was talking about different ways people met

[@fjrew]

It irked me how Kelsey said “you can just put up the meme” and held up her hand and you didn’t edit it in..

[@jillianm7009]

josselin_n_v yes!! What is it??

[@sharoneniye2550]

josselin_n_v he forgot. Being an old person

[@Ily19593]

The disrespect smh....

[@allieyoung5349]

If anyone ever tickles my palm and hums Nickelback to me, it’s over. I’m cuffed.

[@rachelmorrison4969]

i feel like the sexual nature people would be good friends with the whole foods celery and rose couple

[@moirathreads]

I thought the same :D

[@joanadams7014]

Rachel Morrison wow I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@elliejoanna5925]

OMG I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THAT VIDEO FOR A DAY NOW! Do you know the title of celery rose couple?

[@scarlettbraunschweig2229]

Ellie bon the videos name is “you.”

[@saylessleshi]

that's literally what i just commented before reading this lmao

[@leagueoflanky]

This is super wholesome because Cody always zooms into Kelsey's responses because he clearly values her humour, often times more then himself.

[@katiet8629]

Who's Kelsey? All I see is Noel with a new haircut

[@philippegauvin4127]

That's so true when she reacted to the freak's alien made up name he showed her on full screen and I was wondering what he was doing but he never cared to show it

[@thisismyusername4569]

omg yes it's the little things 1!!!

[@TheSwampsteve]

I like how she said "somehow find water" on a beach

[@AN36]

In. Florida.

[@squeet6831]

Lol good point I didn't catch that

[@Gabi-tp7fz]

Why were Obsidian Infinitree’s nails so long

[@hheinous]

cocaine, my friend

[@briannatracy3543]

Because nature

[@littlejon213]

I didn't notice but it could be for guitar

[@MaidenHelll]

Growing them to *Infinitree and beyond* 💀

[@Morganne]

wtf did they promise damn

[@CS-di1dt]

To take care of each other when they get botulism from licking each others fingers

[@rotaercehtrelyt3796]

Never to do that again

[@godofultraviolence]

they promised their soul to satan.

[@JMac-27]

Funnier than the video

[@thatscupcaketoyou]

Definitely something homework related.

[@matthewsarantakes5579]

On behalf of all of Austin, Texas, I sincerely apologize about the vampires. We were unaware about them and their activities and they will be dealt with immediately

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

Scroggus Froggus actually I found a vampire in Saint Denis

[@laurenrice4153]

Haha us Floridians are used to the weird shit by now and hand out apologies like candy.

[@pattykrabbies]

Why do I have a feeling that it will be the furries that will face off the kin vampires. Like I have a vivid picture of it

[@ZachzyGames1]

Scroggus Froggus l

[@chrisw.4318]

I remember when I drank blood the first time. I felt strange, like an awakening... the doctors said it was something called “hepatitis C”

[@hey_lavenderboy4208]

Underrated dude 🤣🤣

[@haneenafarhath4820]

💀💀💀

[@henryrothert6160]

Fun fact: their parents weren’t at their vampire wedding because the dude hooked up with every single bridesmaid.

[@gabbiehernandez7390]

NO 💀

[@fawnieee]

Omfg 🙃🙃🙃

[@garnet9788]

I believe it 😒

[@marknung751]

Dead 💀💀

[@mugdhapataskar8013]

What!??

[@bruv3891]

Always good to see old people who are still in love Really warms my heart

[@Ds-hb2lr]

kanye's MAGA hat 💀

[@pinkiojade4107]

kanye's MAGA hat it's beautiful 😭 too much for my eyes

[@Imwalkinhea]

😂😂😂

[@prachisharma6043]

Couldn't stop myself from crying

[@daniquech]

honestly looks kinda creepy to me such an old ass man with such a young girl

[@InternationalSpaceForce]

I'm telling Noel you're cheating on him.

[@ian-hm6cx]

2k likes and no replies. h o w

[@anesumukuwane5100]

@@ian-hm6cx everyone agrees

[@Lynnphedema]

That’s great great great granddaughter.

[@darshanmegchiani6356]

That is Noel

[@ldpanter8265]

No that's just the fresh blood, it's part of the awakening

[@Cristian-ng5cj]

Cody isn't fooling anyone trying to cover up his grey hairs with the beanie. It's nice of his daughter to put on a beanie to make him feel included

[@smar05]

granddaughter*

[@johnpasiecki3555]

Cousin*

[@aashilr]

Oof

[@Bandit-mo9qx]

@@smar05 he's to old for "grand". "Great grand"*

[@Bandit-mo9qx]

Too

[@bigacornlavafla1310]

“What was his name again?? Albatross Goose-swomp?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@courtneycollinsworth2529]

As an Ohioan I can vouch for the fact that it’s the most romantic place on earth- the heroine crisis really brings people together.

[@Girlbffr98]

So romantic 💓💓💓

[@camdenadler235]

Tons of courageous female protagonists, huge crisis

[@seandersg]

ahem, its spelled 'heroin'

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

Facts

[@AlleeKeene]

I can second this

[@skypho9946]

“everything bad happens in florida” _well he’s not wrong_

[@memedreams8558]

l a s a g n a it b like that

[@skypho9946]

Victoria Strauss oh god don’t get me started lmao

[@memedreams8558]

Victoria Strauss the only thing we’ve got going for us is Publix (not Disney though)

[@memedreams8558]

Victoria Strauss a grocery chain in the south, it’s pretty great

[@GeminiCricket21]

At all, omg. I’m ready to leave lol 😂😂

[@NicoleRafiee]

I'm shocked an older man like this would be watching these inappropriate videos with his granddaughter...pretty sick if you ask me.

[@kimgonzalez3921]

Nicole Rafiee i laughed

[@kianaking6337]

can this joke die

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

@@kianaking6337 Cody will soon.

[@aaliyahdouglass2166]

OMG he look so young I hope your no lieing I'm going to report for sexual misconduct

[@enzoivory5974]

nah fr this shit would be so uncomfortable to receive from 100,000+ people AT MINIMUM on a consistent basis. Let this shit die for real.

[@salemcvlt]

"These two have a craving that can only be quenched one way" Yeah, medication

[@pumpkinprincess02]

Cody's girlfriend: this meme. Cody: *doesn't put in the meme*

[@fluteisland]

lmaoo I was lowkey pissed bruh i wanted to see the face

[@willsharp4241]

oK hOW dO YoU NoT KNOW KELSEY

[@emilyjohnson9435]

how you gonna disrespect kelsey like this

[@Gettingmoney801]

this video sponsored by blue ass water

[@zaynbabway9157]

i love how cody always turns to kelsey when he makes a joke just to make sure she's laughin its so cute

[@UltraVideoz123]

zaynbabway sugar gay

[@chiwiria4342]

I have a friend that does this but I don't like him as a partner

[@gabrielsvastha7807]

He does that with Noel too

[@zaynbabway9157]

@@gabrielsvastha7807 i think its more romantic with noel

[@rezmis]

i think its just a human thing to do.

[@perrilewis180]

Cody was so lonely when Noel leaves so he produced asexually to not be alone.

[@czar2977]

He cloned Nash Grier

[@ameera6508]

That donor blood could be used for people who actually need it dude

[@sadboithot6639]

"sorry pal we kinda gave the blood you needed to live for your transplant to some vampire chick in texas, better luck next life'

[@spencerstarosta8912]

its prolly an excuse of them drinking a lot of red wine

[@hewrising]

Ameera im ur 1k like lol it said 999 befor i liked it

[@or9422]

I'm hoping the blood they get is excess

[@watchyourprofanity8032]

_Albatross gooseswamp_

[@vanessacarbajal9867]

I'm a cry baby I was reading this comment as he said it!!

[@Rezzy0369]

I can't find it, wheres it at??

[@watchyourprofanity8032]

@@Rezzy0369 I’m four years late but it’s at 5:59 😭

[@Alex-yd2fj]

imagine not being single on valentine’s day

[@MrNightpwner]

Don't have to, done.

[@suhdude9560]

Ew gross

[@tetia8922]

done

[@kaiserwilhelmii1827]

Man that'd be great I imagine

[@sad-womeninthehouse4249]

imposible

[@watercoloureyesssssssss]

The way the infinitree dude talks it’s like a high schooler trying to reach the one thousand word limit

[@tiffanyleraa9975]

😂😂😂

[@crocsandfannypacks8941]

The couple at 4:30 seem like they would be friends with the couple from “That’s Cringe: you”

[@robertlyons8154]

facts

[@friedpeanut8689]

it's fun it's flirty it's whacky it's wild it's weird it's cheating on noel

[@I.luv.my.choppa]

Tommy Davis 😧

[@I.luv.my.choppa]

Tommy Davis i wasn’t judging you silly!!

[@twitchyitchy918]

@@I.luv.my.choppa r/woooosh?

[@czar2977]

@@twitchyitchy918 stop

[@twitchyitchy918]

@@czar2977 fuck off

[@paintedinbrown4625]

I’m so glad they blurred that long ass kiss out

[@Triathlete1996]

I find it so funny when it cuts back to Cody and Kelsey’s facial expressions and I realize I’m making the exact same face 😂

[@Leo-dx2gn]

The face they made when they heard clarity and sidian infinitree 😂😂😂

[@meggd__2168]

On Valentine’s Day you should post a video with your REAL girlfriend, Noel

[@jake27schannel]

this isn't his gf?

[@sierrak350]

EXACTLY!!!

[@janicegrailmer912]

Coel for life

[@delaneyguin6260]

@@janicegrailmer912 you mean codel????????

[@tumorous_weeb6935]

@ 7:49 the dude's got sharpened finger nails.. poor girl 😂

[@nellyioannidou5612]

That's what I thought too😂

[@tashacook8847]

I bet that's why he has to do this all fully clothed and via "energy"

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

😂😂😂

[@FunctionallyFeral]

I'm really happy someone else noticed those nails, too Y I K E S

[@omsnaga]

You really think he even TRIES to satisfy women? XD nah..

[@brittnydole9840]

That last bit with the vampires made me really sad. That poor girlfriend lets this "vampire" excuse let her boyfriend openly cheat and mentally abuse her.

[@kallih4650]

Kelsey: “put up the meme” Cody: does not put up the meme Me: doesn’t know what meme it is and is very confused

[@neareee4224]

that story about him meeting cLaRiTy sounds quite familiar... "Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying... I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment. She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition. I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life. And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water. I didn't follow her, in fact I turned around. I knew there was nothing else we could experience together that would be more perfect than that moment...and it still remains the most profound experience of my life" --joey tribbiani, season 8 episode 4

[@anahitamem7799]

ales i appreciate you.

[@preternatural3231]

pls say sike its from FRIENDS ???

[@ingalaksafosssimonsen964]

preternatural lmaooo yea was thinking the same thing like tf ahahah

[@user-vm1nf4mv5p]

ales this is beautiful where is it from

[@neareee4224]

@@user-vm1nf4mv5p friends!

[@LenaDanya]

Ok I live in Florida and fire ants are no joke. I’m scared to even have a picnic on the grass. Those 2 are on another level

[@tea-dc4or]

Another reason why Florida should be removed as a state

[@gogomarioloshi]

Yea I was saying the same thing.

[@soumyasharma7993]

OMFG dude I LOVE your art!!!

[@Adrianlovesmusic]

whats with Florida People doing dumb shit, like yalls have a dedicated subreddit for that

[@Pop013]

They call it "spicing things up".

[@Ronin_Sensei22]

Thanks for blurring the kissing I wasn't quite ready to loose my visual vriginity yet

[@s.a.8548]

Same

[@Aditz3345]

Pain I can tell.

[@jalapeno1119]

Saving your visual virginity for marriage?

[@Ronin_Sensei22]

@@jalapeno1119 just as Jesus intended for us

[@energyshock6038]

Clarity Brighten and Obsidian Infinitry are the two most hardest names ever

[@theworldaccordingtochase]

Noel looks a little different today. Is he sick?

[@liaranejatorres4248]

Chase Johnson THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAO

[@aname1857]

Chase Johnson I think it’s the beanie

[@Kate-n2310]

How rude. Just because he has acne doesn’t mean he’s “sick”

[@ihatesakuraharunofromnarut9920]

LMAO

[@ahmedalmatari9758]

Kate r/wooosh

[@Misguidedghostz]

11:56 That's the most yee haw looking "vampire" i've ever seen

[@Royal__Kitsune]

the fact your name says ronnie as they played falling in reverse made this comment even funnier

[@Beebz29]

I mean, he is from Texas

[@chloeeechloeee9235]

But have you ever seen True Blood

[@AtheistGamerz]

True blood but not good. Lol

[@cabbage8189]

As soon as that picture came up I got an ad for Country Jam

[@haydenkunz3843]

how are any of these romantic if none of them happened in whole foods?

[@LivinLifeWitYanna]

hayden kunz wasn’t it whole foods? 💀

[@kerri6011]

Ayanna C it was whole foods

[@Ytbsjsns]

900

[@RedMoonSolitary]

I'd really like to see a That's Cringe with Cody, Kelsey, Noel and Aleena all in one video.

[@amityislandchum]

IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT INFINITREE USED JOEY TRIBBIANI'S FAKE BACKPACKING STORY WHEN DESCRIBING HOW HE MET CLARITY?!?!

[@ally7690]

sharksandsheep I didn’t know that 😂

[@nathanwood2369]

I mean, it was just the woman bathing part and he added more women. So, not exactly but I see where you're coming from.

[@hellolamby]

sharksandsheep Oh. My. God.🤯

[@alainajohnson8442]

Oh my god

[@jennaclaire2770]

THIS IS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR

[@laurentoombs3430]

It brings me joy to see Cody spending time with his granddaughter

[@dramuah4891]

subscribe if you want to be cool pls come up with smth new I’m tired of reading this now 😔👇

[@inertia1713]

Im totally gonna say " thats his gf you idiot" Cuz i dont know what Reddit is

[@isabelp.4811]

Yes such a great relationship 2:23

[@laurenrice4153]

subscribe if you want to be cool it’s kinda weird how he calls her babe...

[@NfamousKayeGames]

subscribe if you want to be cool so wrong 🤣

[@juleskumiknox2987]

I honestly hate cheaters so much. Noel doesn’t deserve this 😢😢💔💔

[@samshipley2431]

That's Noel right there next to Cody! 😂

[@mmeeoo0w]

um that is noel

[@narkopop6608]

@@mmeeoo0w No that's Cody's Granddaughter

[@abbiemueller5052]

Watching this in 2020 for like the 10000th time it still irks me that Cody never puts the meme on the screen when Kelsey says “you can just put it up here”

[@mintee988]

Cody secretly doing an extra greeting because he knew kurtis would mess up one day

[@christina8866]

lmaooo

[@spookyho5994]

*gasp*

[@lmcc8622]

he has predicted the future

[@clowntim1]

Cody and his gf with beanies are like a younger version of Ethan and Hila from H3H3 Productions lol

[@elyt5732]

benadryl cabbagepatch wtf man

[@Ethan-cp4rh]

benadryl cabbagepatch bro chill tf out

[@roman-ly3md]

benadryl cabbagepatch gotem thats a W

[@spacepear9403]

What are you talking about? Younger? Cody’s like 102 years old, so glad he’s still holding on.

[@zzz-tg7mn]

Affaan M i made your comment 1000 likes you’re welcome :)

[@ashley._.marisa]

“what’s his name? albatross gooseswamp?” i-

[@littlepowerpuff]

ashley marisa 😂😂😂😂

[@kitkat66766]

Would drinking human blood fall under cannibalism somehow? Cause it seems like it should

[@SkySilver777]

8:25 *"I was wandering through the forest..."* so you were hiking bro?

[@DROCTAGANAPUS100]

He's also just describing the bathing scene from "O Brother..."

[@sadekahossain4688]

Im the 600th like

[@desireeromero2384]

Sky Silver my thought exactly

[@nadinetalks]

cody never put up the meme. w h a t w a s t h e m e m e

[@iihiistudio1204]

Valentine is next week.. I'm single too

[@jwh17]

damn the tour is making noel look... different..

[@makatiea]

He's looks a little like Nash Grier now

[@Senihmo]

How so?

[@fr4nc3ssss]

Senih Okuyucu r/whoosh

[@isadore7221]

The psych write up of the vampire couple would be absolutely fascinating.