"These colors aren't transcending." - A Poem By Alaska Thunderfuck
@k_a_y_l_e_e7 жыл бұрын
*snaps fingers and gently nods head in agreement*
@michaelwilliams90567 жыл бұрын
Alaska in slippers, Courtney in demin shorts that are more rip than material and Willam in a fucking tiny teeshirt that only has half the quote 😂 Love these 3 so much. No fucks given.
@Spongebobs4Life7 жыл бұрын
"Remember, if you didn't pay for, somebody did....probably with their LIFE". Entertaining AND educational. 👍🙌
@user-yh8li2tm8g7 жыл бұрын
courtney dropping truth bombs over here
@jesssecrest897 жыл бұрын
em yea. If this were my friend I would pull his hair and say knock it off and enjoy "the Wal-Mart".
@sindijasevcuka24457 жыл бұрын
This is so amazing , I appreciate your political awareness and how you speak on such a range of issues!! Even things like this that often are dismissed, because they aren’t as buzz worthy or popular to talk about. Love you gurl
@toriandtilly7 жыл бұрын
"Thread count? Atleast 10" WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD?
@grapes36367 жыл бұрын
Courtney speaks so well on these issues and it makes me so happy to see her using her platform to speak on important issues. Love you!!!
@la.uralox7 жыл бұрын
The Pauline Pantsdown quotes had me dying of laughter 😂😂😂 AND the AAA girls song choreo in animal masks was also incredible 😂😂😂
@stephanyevaldez62917 жыл бұрын
All I want in life is to go on a Walmart trip with these girls
@nicoleescobar6027 жыл бұрын
Damn, courtney got real in less than a minute
@t.jackson26137 жыл бұрын
Swag Master yea. So real that they easily dropped a grand in there. lol
@DjinnRummy7 жыл бұрын
Lasky's little dance, so cute
@AquamarinaHeart7 жыл бұрын
That sheet is a nice warm orchid.
@MinaF997 жыл бұрын
Kota Aquamarina yup, orchid. Darker than lilac but lighter than amethyst
@Spongebobs4Life7 жыл бұрын
Was Adore Delano's tiny sombrero a chihuahua hat this whole time?! I'm shook.
@Jon00077237 жыл бұрын
Courtney's voice is just perfect for that kind of satirical documentary voiceover. Please make a whole series of that.
@monalino67507 жыл бұрын
This video made my whole year better, thank you
@Mrsjennaferg7 жыл бұрын
I’m so sad I missed you guys in Austin. These videos help to ease the pain a little. Love you guys!
@nicolegordon61617 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic.
@DirkAustin7 жыл бұрын
The Tuck Tape music at the end. Lol.
@pinkertonlady7 жыл бұрын
I'm living for the Pauline Pantsdown reference lmao
@oysterhunter2767 жыл бұрын
Imagine just going round your local Walmart and bumping into Courtney, Alaska and fucking Willam i'd die on the spot
@hshaffer87917 жыл бұрын
Alaska was actually getting her Life.
@mandala3147 жыл бұрын
I love how the AAA girls got things my 12 yr old daughter has 😂
@Spongebobs4Life7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I was surprised to see that you'd bought the bloody animal heads. 😂
@HannahG-nk2mf7 жыл бұрын
Courtney Act is my favorite drag queen!! I honestly can't love her more
@prunellalefay7 жыл бұрын
It's like "Hard Days Night" with social conscience.Come through 3am Big box runs in rural areas...Im Living for this. Thanks so much for posting.😸✌
@DanniWilde7 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, I’ve been waiting for this! The smile that just came on my face after seeing the notification for this! 🙌🏻👍🏻 Entertaining and educational! It’s not a shopping trip unless you break out into songs and dance! 😂😂 Love y’all! 🐨🐍🐷💜💜💜
@rowanbeth38877 жыл бұрын
The after show AND the Courtney Chronicles are back? THANK YOU GAY GOD
@ActualRachel7 жыл бұрын
3:58 I love Joanne
@ccceeee6 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite video I've ever watched
@beatrizleite80497 жыл бұрын
I love every second of this video! This is the quality content that I expect to see on this platform
@JeremyMYG7 жыл бұрын
Courtney and political awareness. Bless.
@EmilySpitfire7 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to go to a Walmart in the evening and it wasn't a madhouse in there? The two near me are always filled in the evening with way too many people. I try to avoid them unless I need something.
@stacia50007 жыл бұрын
Y'all busted the act in a Wal-mart. #SoEpic
@DollfaceNesmith7 жыл бұрын
Listening to drag queens talk about wigs is like listening to musicians talk about guitars:)
@dalyanjohnston66307 жыл бұрын
When you guys walked in it was still light, 0:16 and then when you left it was dark 4:41 ... How long were you guys there!!!?
@susanwyliu7 жыл бұрын
the sun can set in an hour
@HaletheHero7 жыл бұрын
It can set in 15 minutes.
@taran_tella7 жыл бұрын
As a person who lives in Finland (I know this was not filmed here but just saying), it can be sunny at 8pm and dark af at 8.05pm
@Kat-qe7ko7 жыл бұрын
Unicornmafia Come through Suomi!
@erinnicole12057 жыл бұрын
Most Walmarts have skylights and the clouds passing overhead constantly changes the lighting, so it feels like you've been in there for hours anyway 😄
@kellyespar7 жыл бұрын
Alaska auditing the wigs at Walmart
@cupcakes10877 жыл бұрын
Best trio of friends! Love you. 💙
@tiannasouthern50757 жыл бұрын
fan from alaska here, and i dont mean thunderfuck lol, its nice to see yal havin funnn hanging out
@EliseWheeler7 жыл бұрын
"Watch now as the bilby, in its traditional environment Burrows to create a nest for its family" i FUCKING CANT OMG COURTNEY HAHAHAAHAHA
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby7 жыл бұрын
Courtney is dressed like a kindergartener going shopping with his parents for the first time and Willam reminds me of that creepy uncle who tags along with you. Aka: best Walmart PSA ever. 😂😂👏👏
@kdalling1336 жыл бұрын
i wont rest until i find out what happened to alaska's underwear.
@Gemstar_707 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! 😮 I have the exact colour bedsheets which I, too, bought mine at Walmart! Great taste! I love you guys!
@justinefaye87867 жыл бұрын
Lmao courtneys hilarious in this 😁
@AlyssumIvy7 жыл бұрын
these need to be longer ! or more frequent !! or both !!!
@elisepratesi3527 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, that Pauline Pantsdown song is my life :") at a party last night my friend and I made everybody listen to it and they were so confused ahAHAHA
@ansleyrowan18637 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD how do I live in Tallahassee and TOTALLY missed this?!?! Wish I could have run into them at Wal-Mart!
@wingedmonkey22567 жыл бұрын
Animal heads have got to be quicker and cheaper than wigs and makeup.
@VealCalf17 жыл бұрын
To quote Alaska "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, darling!"
@GoRicky157 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaaaaaaas Pauline Pantsdown
@nellierowe33477 жыл бұрын
YASSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING 😂❤️ will you be doing a uk tour? Xxx
@leonjorgh7 жыл бұрын
ohh my gosh, Thank you courtney for that Protools sampling gem of Pauline Pantsdown
@mimmapierrot7 жыл бұрын
courtney's 'australian newscaster' impression is so fucking spot on
@Erik88967 жыл бұрын
Goodnight Courtney ❤️
@jesykahashope7 жыл бұрын
I've learned so much from this episode
@EmilyLouisa7 жыл бұрын
tour the uk pls
@rubixc1017 жыл бұрын
Umm they are coming to the UK for heels of heel, London, Glasgow, Manchester, Dublin. There's still some tickets left
@EmilyLouisa7 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Samuel yeah they arent coming near me 😓
@triumphantsound7 жыл бұрын
I would call that shade of purple "Mystic Heather" after the Manic Panic hair dye.
@robinnorris92405 жыл бұрын
OMG come to the Walmart in Dunnellon!! We have the Rainbow river !! I love youuuuuuuuuu
@momoroman36697 жыл бұрын
3:31 is honestly amazing
@deloreshargreaves40937 жыл бұрын
Three seconds in Courtney is doing doing the mic drop of truth! I just want to go on a shopping trip with these three lovelies..at a REPUTABLE establishment not named Walmart. :3
@katyasdysonvacuum75264 жыл бұрын
I love Willam omg
@wvusciguy7 жыл бұрын
Alaska blended a bit too well with the camo hat.
@jhubeJELLO7 жыл бұрын
Pauline Pantsdown has been feeling down lately, I hope this mention cheers her up xx
@irislouisevdb7 жыл бұрын
This episode is way too educative I came here to relax dammit😂
@jossgreen93187 жыл бұрын
Courtney Chronicles: Walmart ft. Fallout-plum colored sheets
@thekingofhaircuts6 жыл бұрын
If hear willams laugh in Walmart i would just scream William till i found him !!!
@elizabethrigby27207 жыл бұрын
The Pauline Hansen bit 😂
@jackierule28715 жыл бұрын
Omg to funny you Ladies saved my life
@glorific7 жыл бұрын
Oh God Courtney I just keep falling for you, a little more every day...
@maddiewarnke84446 жыл бұрын
holy shit i go to tallahassee like 29283 times a year or something and if i saw them at this walmart i would shit my pants
@justinzavala20227 жыл бұрын
Willam - “Omg I’m on Courtney Chats!” Courtney - “Courtney Chronicles” Willam - “Oh,Yeah”
@breathlessmahoney36897 жыл бұрын
Please tour northern New England!
@Catz1a7 жыл бұрын
Courtney spilling the T on Walmart immediately lol :P
@taraharrison93547 жыл бұрын
C'mon VHS Rage clip of Pauline Pantsdown!
@ginaduron59667 жыл бұрын
I love how willam keeps saying courtney chats instead of courtney chronicles
@rato40447 жыл бұрын
the dog sombrero looked like the sombrero adore wore in Season 6 Episode 8 JS
@pablobarrantes55547 жыл бұрын
what's the name of the song that starts at 1:49 ????!!!! please! someone...
@laurenelizabeth93987 жыл бұрын
Courtney is so funny hahahhaa
@pamelagaleano36207 жыл бұрын
i looove this! and i love you
@lucianaborinato29934 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video! Courtney is a Star, politics at its best! Goodnight Courtney! 💜
@venusjlowe7 жыл бұрын
lol i love them to death
@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs5 жыл бұрын
Court needs to hire Chris Lilly for comedy lessons
@katiebee86997 жыл бұрын
cut to me passing out when I see ANY of them in my local Walmart. wow.
@scouser2010ify7 жыл бұрын
Courtney’s spot on rant about Walmart
@princessofpigs5 жыл бұрын
Fosters is from Melbourne from two Irish immigrants and used to be made by the same company as VB but then everyone in Australia just started drinking XXXX or VB and the company almost went into receivership. By 1985 although we still make Fosters less than 2% actually hits shelves, the majority being shipped on a literal boat to the UK and America. I don't drink beer but my Boyfriend tells me Fosters is the worst compared 2 the other two.
@MewMewWinx7 жыл бұрын
So, what I'm getting here is that Courtney really love Wal-Mart.
@kittyblue25557 жыл бұрын
OMG the pillow willam got I have!
@Kay-cp8tg4 жыл бұрын
Omfg this is my college Walmart that I used to shop at several times a week pre-pandemic :/
@char_playbass7 жыл бұрын
come to Brazil!!
@edizzle29217 жыл бұрын
So what happend to Alaska's underwear?? 😂😂😂
@Diana_Fire7 жыл бұрын
OMFG. That rainbow zebra print body pillow I saw 2 days ago at Walmart and I almost bought it. Damnit Willam I should of been impulsive like you 👸.
@lilme924707 жыл бұрын
Er my gerd! No one understood me when I was excited when I saw those animal heads. Of course they didn't, they weren't the AAA Girls😊! Ps, I'm getting that pillow cos Willam got it 😏...yep I'd jump off the cliff too
@deniseharrell15912 жыл бұрын
Orchid, Courtney. Orchid.
@mollykoenig70096 жыл бұрын
Willam and that pillow
@ertiebassy36127 жыл бұрын
already sad the tour is ending in 2 weeks...
@jackierule28715 жыл бұрын
Omg home prem lmfao
@JxRocs5 жыл бұрын
Was Courtney being serious about all that walmart shit. I believe It.
@erikadowdy6867 жыл бұрын
Thats why i try to spend as little for a WHOLE LOT at Walmart!😜(ding!)
@tancalex7 жыл бұрын
That's called "Prince Purple".
@snoopster70667 жыл бұрын
"if you didnt pay for it, somebody did. provably with their life" o-kay
@barryfrederick5967 жыл бұрын
I love you three, but William is bae. Courtney and Alaska, I love you too!
@MrsPinkyChiChi7 жыл бұрын
What the...!!!??? I’m in Tallahassee. Do you know what would have happened if I saw the triple a girls in WalMart of all places? Probably for the best. Personal embarrassment would have ensued from an unfortunate fan girl incident.