Courtney's Confessionals (China)

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[@jonathanlee3776]

I love the fact that Courtney signed up for Survivor for the sole purpose of being voted off first and getting a free vacation, but then made it to day 39 and was two jury votes away from winning the whole season, spending pretty much the entire time shit talking people and dropping one liners. Survivor China is such a constellation

[@anthonymort5202]

I literally just made the same comment

[@bruja2591]

At first I was worried she was just mean (based on first episode impressions) but she’s actually really down to earth, blunt, cool and fucking hilarious

[@savannahyeah5470]

She is so hilarious. Her confessionals are my favorite of all time

[@movedaccounts1825]

Todd is a good winner and all but Courtney winning wouldve been legendary

[@luisitoffl_1994_YT]

Courtney first plan was get boot first and had free vactions for the prejury trip. If Todd didnt have a great FTC speech, Frosti and Jaime probably would vote for her instead. That would be iconic and funny

[@kaiheaton4858]

Would’ve put China together with Gabon in the funny bad seasons

[@totaldramatyler4484]

Just remember. We live in a world where Courtney has more immunity wins than James. She is by far my favorite female player. Her one liners are hilarious. Could you imagine a Courtney/Jonny Fairplay alliance

[@SteelersFanEv]

James and Courtney are polar opposites: James is a big dude very optimistic very friendly Courtney is small girl very negative very sarcastic

[@ryanmeneo6301]

You notice the specific groups she mentions in her 2nd confessional ended up being her closest allies

[@UnknownUser-fj1cg]

Jean-Robert's snoring sounds PRECISELY like a boat engine!

[@quinna5537]

Courtney: I'm voting for you because when you snore at night it sounds like someone's choking a walrus.

[@candellathecandle1787]

QUEEN. ICON. SHOULD’VE BEEN A MENTOR IN ‘ISLAND OF THE IDOLS’

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

Island of beans and rice

[@iyshaunrice2943]

the queen of cofessionals

[@rudohk]

Honestly, she saved this season. China without Courtney would have been boring as hell.

[@jamingrythm584]

China had many other good players like James, Todd, Peih Gee, and kind of Frosti that made it interesting. It just think it was a fun cast in general.

[@snakeking5009]

James was better then her as comic relief.

[@justicepunch8758]

@@snakeking5009 Courtney is more relatable (and I'm saying this as a skinny guy from rural Michigan), but James is funnier.

[@snakeking5009]

@@justicepunch8758 I honestly didn't find her that relatable she came off kind of whiny. James though, his commentary was a treasure lol.

[@austincalloway8745]

I loved Todd, Denise

[@golden_i3374]

this is exactly what the people wanna see

[@anthonymort5202]

I love how she went on the show for a free vacation and then stumbled her Way backwards into runner-up of survivor China how do you not even want to be on the show and then get runner up

[@Ryan_Tiziano]

After the boring season that was Fiji, this season was next and it was such an iconic one. One of the greatest seasons of survivor

[@Regrettable-Username]

11:08 that face/presence is such a mood™

[@kat8559]

Zero dislikes, as it should be

[@jamesritch5245]

One thing I will give Courtney credit for she is absolutely beautiful

[@katherinehoward1884]

“Little David and Goliath and his slingshot” how tf-

[@harryhealey4298]

This is why Courtney should return AGAIN! We could’ve easily been sisters, we can both be shady bitches. FYI, Bitch means Being In Total Control of Herself

[@saskia7605]

i love her

[@sit2go]

This girl missed her calling. She should have been a standup comedian not Bill. Every thing she said was hilarious.

[@Robertthededicatedninja07]

All Courtney wanted to get voted out and get 1K but she ended up playing a whole game she doesn’t like to get 2nd place and 100K

[@birks2180]

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[@pjmclaughlin844]

+Eager turtle I have more cringe suggestions or you:

[@pjmclaughlin844]

+Eager Turtle I got more cringe suggestions for you: 1. Ethan putting Silas Gather in his place before tribal council. 2. Kat fucking up at the balance beam challenge in One World. 3. Blake being a frat boy (and not Friar's Frat Boy...I mean Fat Boy! get that?) in Guatemala. 4. Ghandia & Ted snuggling. (The night time scene) 5. Jon & Lil on the boat reward. 6. Shawn losing the fishing spear. 7. Chris & Eliza fake-starring at each other. 8. The set of tensions at Drake in episode 4. (especially Burton pointing at Rupert's skirt) 9. The Morgan males getting naked in the Pearl Islands. (Which somebody suggested before) 10. Helen harking on her husband at the gross food eating challenge along with CeCe refusing to eat her grasshopper.

[@hollyobaby6949]

John rob was awful tbh