Covid Vaccines: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver explains why some people don’t want to get the Covid-19 vaccine and how they might be reassured. (Even you, Mike in Baltimore.)
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[@shadowvash07]

When he said "You, Mike, in Baltimore. Get the vaccine", I took that personally. I already got it, John. Go bother Steve in Annapolis. He's being hard headed about getting the vaccine.

[@therideneverends1697]

Fucking Steve

[@poke-talia268]

Needs to call out Dave next

[@lukasbjornendermann9944]

@@poke-talia268 and barry?

[@Stuff_by_Mensa]

Proud fo you Mike! ... Steve get vaccinated! NOW!

[@jii.]

And every Karen.

[@nickmajor6849]

Just thought I'd chime in - I hadn't scheduled a vaccine until I watched this episode. Right when John talked about how easy the website was, I paused the video and scheduled my shot at a pharmacy a 5 minute walk from my front door. That's one less percentage point moved over and helping get America healthy again. Mr.Oliver, keep doing your amazing work.

[@joshuareynolds1545]

Thanks for getting the vaccine man. Hopefully more people follow suit

[@that_auntceleste5848]

Love this story. Be well!

[@erin56329]

Congrats! Thanks for doing your part!

[@randaroo_2193]

Thats awesome!!!

[@shackdaddy7106]

Excellent job. You’re not only help yourself but your family and the rest of the country.

[@SenatorBluto]

What a shame that nobody is allowed to dispute John Oliver's misinformation due to all the censorship.

[@DecoySanchez]

I wonder if John discussed the egg bit with his wife beforehand, or just let her discover it organically. I've seen enough episodes of this show to know is definitely the second one. I can imagine the text messages from her friends about eggs, shes confused at first but then remembers who she married, accepting her future and the inevitable egg jokes.

[@kinagrill]

They might ask if her husband's come back out of his shell yet.

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@kinagrillthat cracked me up

[@elizabethknight7314]

@@sophiathefurbst That was eggsactly the point

[@mammawlee]

😆 😄 😁 🤣 I wonder if it ever gets, 'Oh, it's just his job' or if it's always fresh to Mrs. Oliver?

[@adrianm.6676]

Rarely does a joke shock me these days.. But that Kennedy one was extraordinary.

[@JariahxSynn]

You didn't know it hit you, like the bullet that hit Kennedy.

[@56BBS]

Came here for this!

[@hangukhiphop]

I liked it in isolate but it totally seems out of place in this segment (and perhaps this show altogether) LOL

[@moonshinejack]

Yeah, it really blew my mind.

[@agentstepp]

Right?

[@MarkerKevin]

I was one who kept saying, "I'll get it eventually". After seeing John show how easy it is to find a center, I looked up the nearest place to me and got it scheduled while listening. Much love for all you and your team does, John.

[@mewho8057]

Thank you! It can be hard to move from wanting to do something to doing it, there's mental energy involved in that shift that sometimes can be difficult to spare.

[@beth3531]

Good luck

[@scooooter37]

I got my first one a week and a half ago, after trying to schedule it for a couple of weeks. I felt lucky to find a spot at CVS 15 miles away. Yesterday, I was shopping in my local CVS and they announced on the loudspeaker that anyone wanting the vaccine could get it right then and there.

[@ShastaMusic]

I did the same. It was hard to find an appointment near me for a while, so I sort of just gave up on it. But I'm officially scheduled to get my first dose tomorrow morning!

[@whatevergina9401]

"I got it because my TV told me to." You're paragon of virtue and intelligence. 🤡 It was worse than the disease for these people who became a paralyzed from the neck down www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/bethel-park-woman-paralyzed-12-hours-after-getting-first-dose-pfizer-vaccine-doctors-searching-answers/ZSYTEX4H4FHKDFVSPGS3ILJZUI/%3foutputType=amp www.wsmv.com/news/woman-lies-paralyzed-in-nashville-hospital-says-it-happened-after-she-received-pfizer-vaccine/article_78f1b8fa-a4a0-11eb-af84-3311a4f153c0.html www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/04/15/man-partially-paralyzed-unable-to-talk-after-jj-vaccine/amp/ www.fox8live.com/2021/01/21/lsu-health-neurologist-says-link-between-covid-infection-guillain-barre-well-documented/

[@mikeserot1410]

I nearly spit water all over my desk when he made that Kennedy joke! Holy shit!

[@jonathaningravalle7280]

How did John keep a straight face during the vaccine cicada bit? A true professional. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@rachelrachel9152]

Well the actual thing looks to have been green screened in

[@kidagirl99]

Same thing with the egg bit. Either he fully committed to that bit, or he legitimately is a bird in disguise.

[@Rattrap007]

I too laughed my ass off. The jokes they do on this series are amazing.

[@lw1zfog]

cos he’s not funny now, never was. failing uk comedians always go stateside.

[@slackblabbath8528]

A true sociopath more like it. Watch American Psych ffs

[@emmadipompo2628]

It is 2:30 am. I was about to go to bed. Now we're learning. Thanks john.

[@westonchristensen1158]

Mood😂

[@kitchengun751]

Yo same

[@houdini6465]

Ditto lmao. I’ll stay up to sunrise for Daddy Oliver

[@tylerhackner9731]

Literally same lol, it’s 1:38 AM here in Minneapolis

[@joshuadicapua848]

Same lmao

[@crispy7335]

Holy fuck, that Kennedy joke was the second most brutal shot a Kennedy has taken.

[@nikki5095]

👏

[@TheNoyouyesme]

😂😂🤣

[@eduardomolinov]

Underrated comment.

[@AndersJackson]

I did see what you did there. :-D

[@drew9221]

3rd

[@bruun1974]

This didn't age well.

[@littleredridinghood5092]

​@Jack Smith Bot

[@littleredridinghood5092]

​@Jack Smith vaccine? Vaccines! 5 to be exact, bot...

[@TheFangirlOtaku]

"My mom is experiencing some side effects from the vaccine. What was it you said you were experiencing, mom?" "Bein' a boss ass bitch" Lmao 🤣

[@geterhero]

As a Mike who is listening to this in the background at work on Monday who hasnt yet gotten vaccinated…. Thanks, I’ll go this week

[@tylerburney8576]

Nice! Move your arm around a lot right after the first dose and try to clear your schedule the day after your second. Hope your side effects aren’t too bad!

[@BonnibelLecter]

Woo! Drink some water after. If you’re lucky, they may even be giving out stickers or pins.

[@gin6781]

You should Mike, my friends/family all did and now we can visit each other. We hadn’t in a year. I’m very grateful I did and others I care for did too.

[@dhirajbhat4021]

As an Indian listening to this in the background while working on a Monday, I wish I could get vaccinated

[@Footballboy123456]

A Mike who is relaxing after work on Monday but I have already done. Good luck fellow Mike

[@Collin_J]

“you scrunch-faced fear baboon” is quite possibly the nicest thing John has ever called Tucker

[@dannyv161]

Yes dummies dont take experimental vaccines with no human trails

[@thomasr7129]

and it is also way too nice.

[@chrisprilloisebola]

Kinda racist

[@Danilium]

@@dannyv161 indeed you'd need to be a dummy, since there were experimental trials before the vaccine was approved.

[@justinokraski3796]

@@dannyv161 it's a good thing the Covid vaccines had human trials so I can sidestep those double negatives altogether

[@user-fp3yc9hm6m]

Picture this: You’re on the Titanic. The ship is sinking. All the lifeboats are taken. Leonardo Decaprio found a piece of floating plank and made a makeshift floatation device. You refuse to get on because it was “rushed”. You drown.

[@mortuos557]

way better movie xD

[@Strommel1]

It would seem like while he did float, he died from hypothermia.

[@user-fp3yc9hm6m]

@@Strommel1 “Complications”

[@Astraeus..]

You clearly didn't watch to the end of the movie, cause he fu@$ing died anyway.....

[@mortuos557]

@@Astraeus.. you clearly didn't read the comment, cause we're talking about her not him.

[@gwynetharisto2944]

As someone from a third world country, I'm envious that US even have the privilege to have so many unfilled appointments. Meanwhile, countries like us here in Southeast Asia are getting desperate to get more supply for vaccines because so many people are in need of it yet are finding it difficult to get vaccinated because of lack of supply. Then countries like the US still have so many people not going to their appointments...

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

It's because the government shut down businesses in violation of the 1st Amendment at the start with no evidence that closures did anything, meanwhile the ones making the rules continued to go out, getting their haircuts, not wearing masks. So at this point it's not about the Vx being safe, effective, or the right thing to do. They've made proponents of liberty the enemy, so it's their duty to defy.

[@adrianashilling2573]

It is pretty sad. We are a nation of dummies.

[@gungagalunga9040]

Do yourself a favour. Don't get it. The medium and long term effects are unknown.

[@RomanticPhantom0]

As an American, I am disgusted by it too. I truly wish some of us were brighter. I personally hate to waste.

[@RomanticPhantom0]

@@gungagalunga9040 get out of here.

[@abraheem3348]

I love when people say they will wait for more research as if they ever even opened a medical study of any kind

[@goblinwisdom]

They would tap out 2 paragraphs in.

[@tylerrolandmorris]

Met a doctor of Virology earlier this week that EXPLICITLY SAID that these vaccines have not been properly evaluated, but okay Abraheem believe what you want.

[@BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow]

@@tylerrolandmorris I mean. Which doctor? I'd love to read up on that dude. Especially because all the people I know that study medicine are in favour of it. I'm a student in neuroscience myself so I know a bit of the biological med-speak to understand the articles and it all looks safe and well-researched to me.

[@lolroflmaoization]

@@tylerrolandmorris Yay 1 mythical doctor versus the majority of the scientific community involved with vaccine research.................

[@blairbuskirk5460]

So who knows what long term effects may occur ten years down the road? Many folks still remember the Tuskegee experiment.

[@tr1co0]

I’ve never heard a more crystal clear cry for help than “I long to be an egg and/or guinea pig”

[@BeakerButch420]

It was pretty concerning ngl

[@jiaswan22]

After living in an empty void for so long, John is probably desperate for a change of scenery. He wishes to cross the guinea pig bridge to a new world.

[@ladylucia917]

@@jiaswan22 💜

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

🥚

[@RoseEyed]

You know 2020 part 2 is fucked when you go from wanting to regress into childhood to wanting to regress to our pre-mammalian state

[@blopek]

Well, this didn't age well...

[@littleredridinghood5092]

​@Jack Smith bot

[@JK_JK_JK]

@@JackSmith-mk1ru What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

[@JK_JK_JK]

​@@JackSmith-mk1ru You are deflecting. Answer the question.

[@anniespassport6612]

This didn’t age well.

[@ericseanbrotto]

That Kennedy joke was so harsh it actually made me feel like it was ‘too soon’ even though it’s 50 years later lol

[@benjamingardner3314]

It's 60 years later. Yeah, I keep thinking the 90s were ten years ago too.

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

@@benjamingardner3314 Same. *sigh*

[@robertwhite6174]

I spit coffee all over my desk.

[@sarimolta5250]

Agree.

[@RAD6150]

You could see on his face: Imma get a call from headquarters.

[@boland73]

Being a Mike in Baltimore really makes this video hit different 😳

[@Jeridiculous]

John is calling you out, Mike. Someone has to keep you accountable

[@iza-dorabull728]

We know you're a good guy Mike

[@skandiii6868]

Did you get vaccinated yet, MIKE????

[@Jushin15]

Get the vaccine, Mike

[@phutipooe8760]

😄

[@djberryhardkore]

This has not aged well...enjoy your permanent cycle of boosters everyone

[@seigeengine]

You are aware you're already supposed to get regular boosters for certain things, right? Like tetanus?

[@djberryhardkore]

@@seigeengine yeah, after 10 years normally!

[@seigeengine]

@@djberryhardkore And? Last time I checked, the majority of studies on covid vaccination immunity over time show little to no reduction in protection in fully vaccinated persons over a year after vaccination.

[@kappasigma1284]

What do you incorrectly believe hasn’t aged well? The need for boosters comes directly from the idiots who are intentionally refusing vaccination

[@djberryhardkore]

@@kappasigma1284 pfizer boosters are recommended every 6 months. nothing to do with unvaccinated people

[@MazorKuziaki]

I literally answered all of Tucker's questions on the spot without needing to look anything up. Like, all of that information is publicly available. WTF.

[@GJacq726]

I did, too. Be great to have a summary document of links to credible resources, though. Anyone?

[@blueclaws9894]

Tucker isn't talking to intelligent people, like you. He's talking to paranoid people who have been raised to mistrust ANYBODY who isn't a Republican. It's sad, but there are TONS out there.

[@peter_meyer]

@@GJacq726 Does not matter. Even if you have experienced s/th in your childhood/youth in reality, constant lies about it will change your memories about it. You just have to be told the lies again and again and again and again - you get the point. We are humans. We are manipulable in many ways. *Edit:(Not only)* The USA is a perfect example for this in these times. The funny thing is that both sides claim exactly this definition. And both are right.

[@acechandler6440]

Neither the pfizer nor moderna trials tested for transmission. A vaccine is supposed to stop transmission in addition to providing immunity, whereas these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission and therefore don’t contribute to preventing future mutations. These drugs are experimental therapies, not “vaccines” in the traditional sense. Efficacy data, even from Israel, is based on an asymptomatic response to subsequent viral re-exposure and NOT on transmission. You can still catch covid and have it replicate in your body even after both jabs plus the two week waiting period (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33320052/), (look at the president of Argentina if you’d like an example). The antibodies that you produce in response to the antigen of these inoculations are predominantly “non-neutralizing” as opposed to being mostly neutralizing antibodies like from an ordinary live attenuated vaccine. C-19 Survival rates: Survival rate (age 20-49): 99.98% Survival rate (age 0-19) : 99.997% (img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/99d35b02-a5cb-41e6-ad80-a070f8a5ee17/WhitePaper_ExperimentalVaccinesCovid-19_Feb23.pdf ) If you do a proper risk/reward analysis, taking the experimental jabs being pushed through emergency use authorization (and lack full FDA approval)...should not be in your best interest. Especially for teenagers given the survival rate of their demographic. Personally, I’d rather use treatments such as ivermectin and proper vitamin supplementation (which actually have LT testing behind them). Ivermectin has a ~99% successful treatment rate in early-catch cases and has been studied since 1981, therefore long term adverse effects are weathered out and have been mentioned (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7434458/#sec9title ) This isn’t the case with these types of inoculations. There’s been several failed animal trials trying to innoculate against SARS coronavirus using the spike protein antigen which resulted in long-term autoimmune disorders and endothelial damage. Animal studies utilizing S protein antigen for coronavirus www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7943455/ www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3335060/ -- Potential risks of LT neurodegenerative disorders www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3372647/ pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21358640/ ^Addressed in a more simplistic manner throughout this synopsis: ijvtpr.com/index.php/IJVTPR/article/view/23/version/37/34 ---- If you try to look this up, you’ll see big tech platforms like google shoving “fact checking” websites at the top of the search engine “debunking” this information to try and control the public narrative hoping people won’t actually dig through the studies. They purposefully leave out key information from the papers and misconstrue their content in order to declare a set of claims as false. It’s important to actually go through the research yourself and do proper due diligence. Reuters, factcheck(dot)org, snopes, etc. are paid out under the table from the 1.25 trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry. It’s clear most people didn’t read the studies, because these “fact checking” websites didn’t actually refute them at all and I’ve read through their arguments. They blatantly disregard key information from these papers hoping that people won’t check it and verify it for themselves. Corruption. Imagine how powerful it is to be able to control the public narrative by telling them what’s real and what’s false without them seeing the actual evidence.

[@peter_meyer]

@@acechandler6440 "...these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission..." Wrong. No need to read any further.

[@Who-vt9oh]

Well, mission accomplished, John. My name is Mike and I just scheduled my vaccine appointment. But, I've never been to Baltimore...

[@utezahn3174]

It’ll make a nice trip, then! 🤓

[@JWumbo]

My name is not Mike but same. Its hard for me to get out of the house but I will for this episode.

[@kingfatiusiii4744]

@@JWumbo Good man!

[@geoffreygilsdorf215]

One day you're going to have a layover in Baltimore, remember this, and immediately shit yourself laughing.

[@ECSizemore]

I’ve been to Baltimore many times

[@greyinfinity15]

This episode didn't age well

[@lololettucew4752]

Why does Tucker sound like he’s permanently going through puberty and also a toddler permanently asking, “Why?”

[@ticktock2000x]

Spring of 2020: "Why the hell is it taking so long for these scientists to make a covid vaccine!?!" Spring of 2021: "Why the hell did those scientists make that vaccine so fast?!?"

[@TLombardo18]

All coming from the same people who didn’t want to shut down or do bare minimum mitigations in the first place.

[@jeremiahshaw9349]

Nobody was saying that in the first place

[@chriscarlone527]

@@TLombardo18 Generalization

[@Anna133199]

Who said that in 2020? I never heard anybody say that on TV nor in real life.

[@EdaugEthanbYT]

That’s the GQP for you

[@vvsvlogsYT]

The whole “egg” rant was surprisingly calming.

[@lightlysaltedcalmingvlogsa7286]

We all want to be egg

[@MissSeaShell]

I am egg 😌🥚

[@grayalmeida9622]

Egg time

[@MissSeaShell]

Egg time 10:20 you're welcome

[@khamfai]

I thought it was meant to be ASMR 😌

[@bellingdog]

It is very interesting to see this 2 years on and wonder if John Oliver still holds to this view of belittling those who did question it.

[@MrDukeeeey]

Imagine getting your medical advice from a 'comedian' on tv.

[@FourLightsOfficial]

​@@MrDukeeeeyFaucci?

[@calvindonald2722]

Age well? Garbage from the get go

[@TchockyPuritan]

Congratulations John on the quickest wedding jinx in American history: Bill is getting divorced.

[@AanShovon]

Can you give me the interview link?

[@DelianSK131]

You figure he could just flip on the microchip and tell her "no."

[@MissCalaMari]

I love that a comment on a LWT video is the way I first heard about this.

[@cwsechler]

With no prenup either...ouch

[@marcroberts5251]

He'll be alright, he'll make it up in about a year

[@ayanverma5746]

People *outside US* :- We're waiting for vaccine People *in US* :- We are not taking Vaccine

[@goblinwisdom]

How the US gets banned from travelling to rest of the world.

[@blarblablarblar]

to be fair, we are the most vaccinated country both in flat numbers and proportion of population

[@ikocheratcr]

Some people really do not know what they have, while the rest of the world struggles.

[@BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow]

@@blarblablarblar At the moment yeah, but if those rates keep plummeting you may well be the least vaccinated developed country by the end of summer. The Netherlands are slowly trying to catch up in % of population jabbed. I can't wait to make an appointment for mine.

[@user-xv4id9xx7u]

Meanwhile some prominent politicians, some of whom currently larp as lame duck president and his deputy, told people not to trust the vaccine because it was made while the evil orange man was president so it's inherently bad and untrustworthy. Go figure.

[@mattlpfeiffer]

Oh this didn’t age well…

[@MoeruAcckkountu]

Not really only Anti vaxxers believe that athletes dying suddenly bs

[@cocojeffrey8502]

​@@MoeruAcckkountu😂

[@emiliemanes4995]

"Bein' a boss ass bitch" made me laugh so hard 😭

[@Tenescra]

"It is the worst thing to come out a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head" holy shit John lmfao

[@zeronotdu]

Daaaaaaaaamn 😂

[@kevinhale4921]

I literally laughed out loud....sick.

[@BigLord]

He said that line so quickly and I almost choked on my food when I heard and understood it, fucking hell that was almost deadly!

[@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr]

Cf

[@ahsanhabibj0y]

Shots fired

[@iloveblender8999]

I love how tucker carlson is asking question, where he could just read the research or ask an expert to get answers.

[@Yarzu555]

Its the classic question "Is this person a grifter or an idiot". Hell most of the questions he asked were about common knowledge lol

[@FlareSherbetNatsu]

An expert? Bruh I knew the answers to most of his questions off the top of my head, he can ask freakin google or anyone who’s paid even 1% attention

[@foxymetroid]

He knows he could ask. He didn't because fear sells.

[@VinzRex]

Maybe he actually doesn't know the answer and he hopes people will call him to tell him the answer because he doesn't know what Google is

[@trenauldo]

Yeah, but that doesn't get ratings or play to his demographic. Follow the money. Also, in the words of the late, great George Carlin, "F--k Tucker, Tucker sucks."

[@GeneratorXY]

It's not a vaccine.

[@JamieNoah638]

What is it then?

[@tylerd.5694]

​@@JamieNoah638An experiment 😂

[@joantvedt7878]

Our 28 year old healthy friend died in his sleep after his second jab

[@gungagalunga9040]

You need to corner this guy and ask him for comment. He is complicit

[@softcolly8753]

@Jack Smith vaccine injury

[@UndertheNeedle282]

Autopsy results please.

[@softcolly8753]

@Jack Smith 99.97% survival rate for under 70s.

[@JK_JK_JK]

@@JackSmith-mk1ru What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

[@TiMonsor]

«the man that promised 6 words, said 7 and counted 5» this is perfection

[@oorterentity8095]

...And it was all the same word

[@joshk.6246]

The confidence john described from the guy is a problem.

[@steventhrasher3608]

@@oorterentity8095 well he said "testing" 5 times but also said "and more".

[@kilgoringtroutless6295]

@@joshk.6246 Yep, but I wouldn't want to be that particular guy this morning.

[@reaver0179]

He's going to be so mad if he finds out he's on here lmao

[@HoneyBeeJess]

I've been trying to convince my mother to get her vaccine for a while now. She says I'm "bullying" her because I take the time to explain how they work and counter the misinformation she keeps repeating.

[@a.m.keller3241]

I heard some doctors recommend directing hesitant people towards healthcare providers they trust (her doctor or a family friend) so they can give the most informed and knowledgeable perspective while still being trusted

[@deanyaschempp]

She "bullied" you, all your youth, helping you understand right from wrong. Keep going, girl! Tell her that you'd rather be a "bully" than have a dead mother. We literally had to lie to my grandfather to get him into the car to go to the doctor, when he thought he had a cancerous growth. He didn't.

[@ShamirYukno]

I feel your pain. My mom got so upset with me.

[@anonemous7881]

You should tell her that you won’t “bully” her anymore about the vaccine and then have someone from the funeral home come over and “fit” her for a coffin and talk about her service.

[@nicholashaines4136]

@@deanyaschempp congrats on breaking his trust

[@Cueball3331]

I'm going to use this as a "history of the virus" lecture. This is what we lived through, it changed the course of history... And in 80 years, people will look back on us and say "What a the Fuck!?!"

[@mladenakovic9827]

Mike from Baltimore laughing

[@BruceWaynesaysLandBack]

“The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s Mouth than the back of a Kennedy’s head” gotdaum

[@drewgoin8849]

That was, by far, the most disturbing thing I have ever heard the Toucan of Depression-Inducing Wisdom utter.

[@exsimon]

Ykes, perhaps a bit too far

[@jacobhoth9158]

@@exsimon yeah, its too soon :((((

[@MasterTRL]

THAT was the moment I paused the video to see if its already the top comment.

[@uncledubpowermetal]

@@MasterTRL SAME lol

[@jiajitang]

Now Bill and Melinda are splitting because he didn't tell her the egg thing.

[@javierpinon9443]

The timing of this video was too perfect I think John is a warlock

[@jiajitang]

@@javierpinon9443 Next time on Fox News: Carlson: John Oliver working covertly as divorce attorney. There's no magic and what's the other potential explanation 🤣

[@jewdy8915]

scholar.google.com/scholar?q=peer+reviewed+mask+efficacy&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&u=%23p%3DnRHpkmODDdAJ

[@tmbottegal]

@@jewdy8915 You misspelled efficiency.

[@avimech8546]

@@tmbottegal maybe it’s because he wasn’t spelling efficiency, he was spelling efficacy which is an actual word in itself

[@alecwhatshisname5170]

I fainted at both shots. Not because of the shots, but because I have vasovagal syncope. I feel feint looking at raw meat, and also when I look at blood or even think of it. I have a deathly fear of needles and writing this paragraph made my heart flutter and my legs shake. I got both shots. But I couldn’t get my sister to take it at all. She’s 19 and she just got pregnant and Covid, and now she can’t get the shot because she’s pregnant apparently. I don’t know what to do.

[@yuriGreen94]

You have my respect for taking the shot despite your symptoms!

[@jessieward7340]

The messed up thing was during this time frame alot of people like myself were so overwhelmed at work that we had no time to do anything but work and sleep. We didn't even get lunch breaks. Thankfully alot of the craziness in retail had slowed down and I have since been able to get vaccinated

[@themenagerie5247]

“If airbags are effective than why do I need to buckle up? If buckling up is effective that why do I need air bags? And if my cars has brakes why do I need either?”

[@ikocheratcr]

Similar to saying "chances of getting attacked by a tiger 1 in a zillion", hence I will get into a cage with a tiger.... yeah. Sad that there is people out there not willing to take vaccine, and create fertile land for more virus mutations.

[@DarkoFitCoach]

In netherlands your analogy of a airbag or buckle killed over 10 healthy females whilst the virus would not have. Danger for example the astra zeneca vaccine for females under 50 is 11x higher for death then from covid itself. Thats why they pulled the vaccine after females started dropping dead. If buckles killed dozens of people then we would think twice about putting it on. Ey chief?

[@comicahmet]

@@DarkoFitCoach source?

[@bobmckoolky5346]

@@comicahmet I would like this 100 times if I could. Your question, I mean.

[@jasonLJ]

@@DarkoFitCoach source or you're lying

[@subishii]

That JFK joke was brutal and he just sailed through it like it was nothing

[@colleenfinnerty2103]

I legit had to go back and watch it again to make sure I heard what I thought I heard.

[@mrwonder8470]

There was something so unusual about that. A guy from another country coming at an assinated, beloved former president of the country he’s now in. It’s almost like someone is testing to see the social media reaction and if it can be squashed

[@joechapman8208]

@@mrwonder8470 How was he "coming at" JFK? The point of the joke wasn't to take the piss out of JFK or to say the assassination didn't matter. It was a joke about the common phrase "the worst [x] since [y]", where the joke part is that it's taken to ridiculous levels. If he was disrespecting JFK, the joke wouldn't work.

[@jackpeterson305]

@@mrwonder8470 snowflake

[@leavingitblank9363]

@subishi, Exactly! It was ghastly, but hilarious! And it only worked because it was barely a blip on the screen. You had to stop and think, "Did I just hear what I think I heard?" which always makes a joke funnier.

[@thetransferaccount4586]

i'd like an update

[@montysloungetv]

9 pages of side effects

[@The867530910]

i hear getting laid is a side effect. You should try it

[@FordFalcon1962nBlue]

ok karen

[@theviewer6889]

1. It lists ALL potential side effects. This includes ones that have a chance of 1 in a million. If I was to list every single possible way someone could get hurt while outside, then being struck by lightning would be on that list, despite it's absolutely tiny chance. The vast majority of extremely negative side effects are the ones that are equivalent to lightning strikes. 2. Remember, ALL side effects. This includes minor ones, like having a sore arm for a few days. Do you really think that feeling kinda groggy for 24 hours is that bad? 3. Have you ever seen the side effects for any medications? My iron tablets have a huge list of side effects. If you want a prime example of a huge side effect list, look at any form of pill contraceptive. Seriously, those lists are ridiculous. 4. Covid is worse. There is a high chance of having permanent negative side effects. Like, we're talking Olympians not being able to climb the stairs without being out of breath level bad.

[@thegreaterconversation]

@@theviewer6889 why are people that once promoted it now denouncing it? Why is there excess mortality now that the jabs have been rolled out, but not in 2020?

[@otterhunter6117]

Please give the vaccine cicada a hug for me. (Also tell the person in the suit they did an excellent job at portraying emotions in a suit.)

[@zachgaskins3731]

I think at one point it was trying to give the folded-up-arm salute but they were too stubby to manage :(

[@Collin_J]

Vaccine cicada should get the Emmy this year

[@oldgus01]

Seconded. Additionally, let's make that cicada a legend.

[@maddietrivitayakhun8922]

I stan the vaccine cicada

[@SoraShadowdancer]

It was the antenna and the big eyes that did it for me, lol.

[@bjornwegener3233]

If the microchip tech would exists: Apple or Elon Musk would buy it, create a hyped commercial for how cool and new it is and people would line up around the block to get it.

[@juliejay5436]

Yeap!

[@Kabcr]

They already have. It's called a Tesla and an iPhone.

[@aJoats]

But will I get uninterrupted 5G?

[@P1ranh4]

Yup, it wouldn't be a hidden tech. We'd already have them for different purposes and know about the possibility. The possibility for this scenario doesn't exist yet

[@armija]

My thought exactly. If at any point somebody decides to put chips into people, they should simply say that it gives discount on McDonalds or smthing like that and all of these anti vaxers would pay to get it...

[@suncoasthoast9479]

Jesus Christ he’s insufferable

[@razzle1964]

He can be. Mind you, I then chose to add punctuation to your comment & chuckled at my “Jesus Christ. He’s insufferable”.

[@lw1zfog]

guinea pigs got played, the buyer remorse is endemic 🐑💉🧬🦠⏱💣🫀💥🚑🪦

[@TheFrankiejohnson]

“That’s the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy head”🤣😂 uhahahahaha he did not

[@alex_penman]

Funniest thing he's ever said

[@littlecheeseburger_51]

Bruh, that's what I said. I don't think I've ever seen John get so dark and I love it hahahaha.

[@Angry5704]

And the worst thing to go through a Kennedy's mouth is the back of the Kennedy's throat.

[@bryanschaefer7616]

That took me a few seconds...I'm like wait I gotta go back did I hear that right?? hahaha!! My god!

[@Angry5704]

@Bahan Simerkh Kinda.

[@azstmpr]

My friend Mike in Baltimore is now getting the vaccine because John yelled at him.

[@makeracistsafraidagain]

It's good to have Mike on board.

[@MegaCadr]

I don’t believe things I read in KZbin comments, but I want to believe this so hard.

[@ChefMimsy]

Whatever it takes. It sux when friends die.

[@azstmpr]

@@MegaCadr you and me both 🙂

[@palbo4]

Lol this is real? I was wondering how Mikes in Baltimore would react to this

[@ShabazzTBL]

Alex Jones: “I got the studies.” *doesn’t show study*

[@martinmuller4635]

As usual...

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

The voices tell him his studies are right

[@myronaustin]

I'm shocked he's still spewing bullshit, but liars never stop lying. . . Especially when they are scamming cash from it.

[@littlemusic4x]

Slaps study to prove a point.

[@bluegravestone58]

But he slapped a bunch of paper sitting on his desk, so he must have the studies!

[@khylerbane4523]

“I would love to be able to shit, shower, shave, kiss my family, and brush my teeth, all at the same time, unfortunately I have only been able to do 3 of those things but I am do close to that fourth.” I spend a good amount of time laughing at both the thought of that, and trying to figure out which of those he was referring to.

[@janelebenson1102]

sitting here reading the comments while watching literally trying to figure out the same thing, hoping "shit" and "shower" weren't both apart of the 3..

[@Diphenhydra]

Well, In trying to figure it out we have to understand that shower and family are probably not together, just like shit and family would not be together. I would also be hesitant to say shave and teeth would be together, though it is possible, would be very hard. Therefore, the logical conclusion is shit shower and shave. Shit standing up while you wash with one hand and shave with the other. I would also accept shit shower and teeth

[@rebekah1101]

I hesitate to think that the first three are the ones that go together (or that first one with any other combination for that matter) so I'm going to go with the most feasible combination, IMO, which is shower, shave and brush his teeth, because I do all three of those at the same time myself. Lol.

[@asherbecker5997]

I think Mike from Baltimore died from myocarditis

[@yourmother9834]

36 weeks pregnant have an appointment for my second dose tomorrow. I was at Walmart grocery shopping and they said over the loud speaker that they had extra doses, so i got one. Moderna.

[@saininj]

I was in CVS buying food, and when I passed the pharmacy they asked if I was interested in getting he vaccine since people canceled. At the time, it was hard to book and appointments, so of course I said SURE!

[@Kalel93739]

Rip you’re gonna have a lizard baby

[@osoiatama3198]

@@Kalel93739 You say that like it's a bad thing.

[@rudolfquerstein6710]

@@osoiatama3198 The Lizard baby also will be already vaccinated :P

[@thrashandburn10221]

I like that tikt*k where the dude took all the different brands and acted like it was the infinity stones

[@andrewschwartz5743]

"Way to fumble at the one yard line, science" Brilliant. Also an English man using an American football idiom. Poetic.

[@jonathanpatch5281]

Right. The "old" John Oliver would have said something like: "Way to find the cow's corner just at grave diggers' biscuits."

[@DismemberTheAlamo]

Hes an American citizen, hes using a Football idiom ^_-

[@tyleralmquist7606]

At least it’s not throwing a pick on the one yard line (goes and cries in the corner)

[@aldobonaso3481]

@@DismemberTheAlamo Hand-egg* idiom.

[@pythonanywhere3392]

American football is the only football.

[@jimsimpson2820]

Your vaccination protects me, my vaccination protects you.

[@innanoshe]

This didnt age well.

[@patchy_the_pirate5101]

We need a new segment: John Oliver non sarcastically answers Tucker Carlson's sarcastic questions

[@DaVe-xb4rk]

Or a Tucker Carlson show EVERY season :D

[@vasimir3183]

OKAY BUT ACTUALLY

[@racheltucker8054]

Totally here for that

[@johnkesich8696]

The stock answer to Carson's questions is, "because you're a nasty idiot."

[@smirky-shrugs]

Well there's a reason we'll never see John Oliver and Tucker Carlson sit down and hash things out, and it's not simply because they hate each other LOL

[@meerars4906]

Damn. Here in India, we're worried because we have a huge demand for vaccines now but not enough doses. And in the US, people don't want it? Jeez. Send it to us then. We'll make use of it.

[@hithere748]

We're oppressed

[@sagichdirdochnicht4653]

Not even "just" that. They also got a metric shitton of those astra zeneca vaccines promised, but they haven't been approved yet, for what ever reason. Anyway, they got promised over 600 Million vaccine doses promised. If they got all of them, they could vaccinate EVERY US citizen - TWICE. Not talking about how many vaccines need to shots, that is counted as one. By the end of the year they literally could have given every single one two complete, seperate vaccines. Also, some african Countries that got a few vaccines are burning the shots they got, a few Million shots actually. Why? I have no fucking idea, mistrust and other bullcrap, but some of those countries are literally destroying those precious shots.

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@sagichdirdochnicht4653 Widespread crises that both isolate civilians and risk their lives make it very easy for authoritarians to play keep-away until everyone is too exhausted to keep resisting. That's why so many countries let it get so bad despite everyone begging and demanding that even the bare minimum be taken up. Lose nothing because you're rich and sequestered and powerful, profit even more off people desperately trying to stay afloat, and then when millions are ruined keep reminding them how they're helpless under you

[@jameskulevich8907]

Sucks to be you.

[@TwiPrime]

I hope we're going to send you some vaccine!! I hope things get better there fast.

[@mrush8129]

Aged like milk

[@mrush8129]

@Jack Smith The good thing about being a conspiracy theorist is that I don't die suddenly from a climate change heart attack.

[@mrush8129]

@Jack Smith what about all the soccer players that died suddenly after being vaccinated?

[@everythingbutthegirlfan762]

Still haven't gotten it!

[@everythingbutthegirlfan762]

@@user-lk4no3vo8q Nice try bot.

[@littleredridinghood5092]

​@Jack Smith Hows the blood clotting?

[@JK_JK_JK]

@@JackSmith-mk1ru What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

[@bakarenibsheut12]

That egg bit in the middle was a masterpiece. Weird, uncomfortable, and hilarious all at the same time. One of the funniest and most unexpected bits on this show in a while.

[@tgwnn]

as a vegan, I unsubbed and reported.

[@Fischstix95]

John is always awakening things in us. Egg time doesn't seem so bad.

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

When he turned sideways, yearning for the eggcellence of the yolk, I swore I could see it ... his beak. It was magnificent! 🥺

[@bobmckoolky5346]

Classic John Oliver.

[@Bluecho4]

And further evidence that John is actually a Toucan. He's simply giving voice to his desire to regress to the primal bliss of his pre-hatching existence.

[@RWAsur]

That man questioning whether vaccine is safe while his mom is in icu for Covid is really tragic... It's like someone being hesitant on seat belts while their child is in icu from being ejected from their car 30 feet...

[@moonlily1]

He said she wanted to wait and see how things played out. Well, that's how the played out for her.

[@btonasse]

I know this makes me a bad person, but I find really hard to be sorry for people like that

[@moonlily1]

@@btonasse I feel sorry for her. I don't feel sorry the son, because he hasn't learned anything and cannot make a simple risk assessment, between dying and not dying, which is the better choice for his life.

[@everythingisfine9988]

It's tragic.... Tragically idiotic.

[@JessiBe]

I remember watching a video during drivers ed that was discussing how people reacted when seatbelt laws were starting to be enforced. People were saying they'd rather not wear a seatbelt because they would rather be thrown from the car. It was insane.

[@guyvizard549]

I wouldn't be surprised if the "Six Words" guy was a local Kia salesman.

[@WeirdoChocolateLover]

John Oliver: *egg monologue* John Oliver's significant other: ...Do you need to talk about something?

[@staidenofanarchy]

Tucker Carlson always looks like he's trying to gauge whether he just shat himself

[@badibedix]

Love this comment. His two facial expressions are "was that a clean fart?" And "Fuck it wasn't"

[@JB-kp3dh]

Well he does spew a lot of BS so that makes sense.

[@iliesioanalexandru8543]

Tucker Carlson is the literal stereotype of a rich kid from the movies that is begging for a punching. Only IRL he'll just sue you and still somehow peach that he's the one wronged there

[@needfuldoer4531]

It's like he's watching someone at a bucket of mayonnaise with their bare hands.

[@lanapowell]

@@needfuldoer4531 That "bucket of mayonnaise" is named Susan Andrews

[@eljison]

Brilliant. "that guy promised six words, said seven words, and counted five..."

[@HelloMello91]

i spat my water - especially at the end i didn't expect him to call back to it again hahah

[@HawX192]

that was too funny

[@Wenisssss]

In his defense the and shouldn’t be counted really. He was giving his reasons why.

[@alex_enbee]

The sad thing about this video is that I took John’s words to heart. I have two elderly grandparents with comorbidities and both of my parents have comorbidities who all blatantly refuse to get the vaccine. I tried to convince then and was unable to. I got super close to convincing my grandparents and my mother talked them out of it. Then all four of them got Covid, my dad was hospitalized, my grandparents looked like they were about five minutes away from death, and my mother literally told me it is the worst she’s ever felt in her entire life. I had to watch all four of them be so sick and take care of them knowing it was preventable. I was the only one in my family that was well during this time because I got the vaccine. And yet despite the fact that I lived with my parents at the time, and I was spending a bunch of time with my grandparents taking care of them, I never got sick. Because I got a vaccine! Yet somehow that still wasn’t enough to convince them. Because after they were all better none of them got the shot. My parents think that having gotten covid means that they can’t get it again and even though I’ve told them that’s not true they don’t care. It boggles my mind that no matter what I do they are so steadfast in their ridiculous dangerous decision. Watching this video again after all thats happened, listening to John plead To try to convince my family I’m just so sad. I tried and it wasn’t enough

[@garrett7259]

People with the vaccine are getting COVID. Weather they would have gotten the vaccine or not they would probably still have gotten infected by the virus. Do yourself a favor man, and not burden yourself with such guilt. The world was hit by surprise by a manufacturer virus out of Wuhan China. This is not your fault at all.....

[@alex_enbee]

@@garrett7259 i appreciate the sentiment but ur a lot less likely to die if you get the vaccine and get covid. They can get it again and with these new varrients I’m worried they won’t survive it this time. Plus it’s not even just about them, they’re putting the lives of so many other people who also are at a high risk of dying in jeopardy by refusing to get the vaccine. Quite honestly I think they’re being selfish and it annoys me so much that they claim to be such selfless Logical smart people who makes such a dumb illogical selfish choice.

[@kinagrill]

Sadly it's all based on one guy's faulty research cuz he wanted MMR vaccines to be done in parts... cuz he had a stake in such business so of course he wanted more people to purchase THAT instead. and that's from like the 90s iirc, yet people still believe those old, proven-false statements... :(

[@kinagrill]

@@alex_enbee Exactly. I mean you can still get the flu again even if you already got that version... your body is just faster at killing it off before any wider symptoms ends up showing.

[@brianna5183]

I know this exact feeling. Last august my father got COVID and was one of the people who claimed it was a "plandemic" fake, that the vaccine was somehow a plan for eugenics. he did not ever speak like this before getting absorbed into fox news and other far right media. his condition got worse and worse, and i would sit by his hospital bed all day while he was on the ventilator feeling so helpless. my mother didn't even get vaccinated or get my siblings vaccinated after everything we went through. we were told we should move him to hospice because he wasn't going to make it. he finally came home in mid january but he's permanently disabled. i tried so hard to convince them. i thought maybe if he lived his opinion would change because he expressed fear and regret for being unvaccinated right before he was sedated. yesterday he sent me a video from TruNews saying that people who got vaccinated were injected with HIV and have AIDS. i feel so powerless because my entire family is so indoctrinated.

[@finfrog3237]

Never got the money shots. Haven't caught Gain Of Fauci-19 either. Nice ad campaign for big pharma though.

[@FordFalcon1962nBlue]

sure thing chad

[@finfrog3237]

@@FordFalcon1962nBlue haha some of us need to be part of the control group in this medical experiment. I salute you for your service. And I do not envy you.

[@SiddharthSebastian]

As an Indian, this is heartbreaking considering the vaccine shortage in India, only 150 slots were offered tooday in my city and they got filled in 30 seconds 😭

[@BDRmongoose]

just be glad you don't have first world problems, and can't find a GPU for msrp

[@somethingdianne7481]

Indeed 😢

[@susanweaver2866]

India is in my prayers. The world needs to help these beautiful people.

[@bellamaz1972]

That you CAN blame Bill Gates for, that pharmaceutical industry apologist.

[@honeybadger1847]

It IS heartbreaking. Hoping the U.S. shares with you.

[@LaktostheIntolerant]

You know, for a species that has allowed microplastics to enter it's food chain, some of us get suddenly exacting in our standards at the stupidest possible moments.

[@everett6072]

That's because it's all virtue signaling. Dealing with microplastics means drastically changing everyday life, completely redesigning supply chains, and introducing new legislation. IE a lot of fucking work. But these people can refuse the vaccine and act like it makes them superior to all the "sheep" who "blindly followed the scientists and government".

[@lesliejabine1783]

You win the comments section.

[@andreasdima2761]

This video didn’t age well😂😂😂

[@joeylafrond2472]

You're right. It aged beautifully.

[@JK_JK_JK]

@@joeylafrond2472 What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

[@mcr257]

This aged well 😂

[@jackjohnson4386]

You're completely unoriginal

[@MyogaSama]

"The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head." My jaw dropped.

[@bananajome]

It hit me like a cartoon samurai only realized the joke like 5 seconds after he said it and I said out loud, "damn."

[@damenwhelan3236]

That's a good one.

[@texaslondoner7]

And he says it so plainly and casually!

[@jonandra678]

Yeah I nearly fell to the floor in shock

[@MrDraygoX]

I just got it and my ja fucking dropped at how casual it was. Low-key thought it was some weird sex thing but it's far worse. Naughty naughty John Oliver 😭

[@luvslagos]

John, you have no idea how much I appreciate the availability to watch your show on YT. Some of us don’t have the disposable cash to spend on HBO. 💯👏❤️

[@savannah9903]

Same!

[@Pimpadeus]

me 3!

[@kaylynn600]

They really are cool for letting the show post on YT

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Amen.

[@kingssonZS]

Or can’t even get HBO in your country..

[@antwan0201]

Hahahah, this aged well.

[@rockinrob6853]

Awww…. I used to like John Oliver. Too bad.

[@abbybrown8252]

Someone give that poor intern in the cicada costume an acting award. Literally cant make facial expressions yet conveyed so many emotions in 10 seconds that had me crying due to laughter

[@richardkanemusic]

I love that comment so much

[@bakenkilla4808]

I seriously don't know why HBO lets him spend money on shit like this lmaooo As soon as he started talking about the cicada I knew what was coming lol

[@Esteban_Abarca]

He makes a great addition to the Last Week Tonight Mascot league. Yeah, give him a chance to prove himself John. lol

[@FALCO64125]

While cicada mascot was indeed funny, I can't help but feel like my sense of humor may be a wee bit too dark as the Kennedy joke is what did me in for three minutes straight...

[@ariadventures2289]

So many emotions!!!!!!!!

[@distractedgaming4526]

"It's the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head" Holy shit dude. That got a genuine dark humor laugh from me.

[@jamesfquinn]

That line came and went so quickly I doubted I had actually heard it. That’s dark!

[@kyriaemegawatt8397]

I wanna say too soon, but...nah😎

[@TreebeardsHome]

That was rough. I couldn’t believe what I heard.

[@Kesh_Keeeesh]

I had to sit with that one for a few! I chuckled but YEESH!!

[@uhtredsonofuhtred779]

I thought I misheard it. That line was straight savage. 😂

[@love.one.another]

Stop requiring it for college students and to keep your job!

[@Dontworryaboutit961]

Years later and you’re still mad. Just get the vaccine. Or move to a different country

[@JK_JK_JK]

@@Dontworryaboutit961 What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

[@JacintaColvin]

Can I like this multiple times? Good on you for explaining this so clearly.

[@gungagalunga9040]

How are the jabs going for you?

[@PIXPromosMore]

Calling it now; The Season Finale will reveal that John's "Void" this year was the inside of an Egg all along

[@marching27]

OH DAM you wrote what I thought... but he lacks the fluid.

[@Angie_Onaleta]

I'm gonna revisit your comment when it's revealed to give you a emoji hi-five.🙌🏿

[@thatrandomswedishperson]

Its been an egg this whole time? Always has been **cocks gun**

[@maschaorsomething]

@@thatrandomswedishperson Cocks gun, but the gun is actually the shape of the animal.

[@PIXPromosMore]

@@thatrandomswedishperson Not always; last year he was inside the year 2020 (before he blew it up)

[@michaelrighini4369]

as a mike in Baltimore, I have to say my vaccination is already scheduled

[@AJ-nb9pn]

Good job, Baltimore Mike. Proud of you!

[@cf453]

You're awesome Mike. Keep on being you.

[@laganm21]

wow this did not age well

[@blib6205]

It aged perfectly, the fuq u on b?

[@littleredridinghood5092]

​@@blib6205 the fuq u on b? People are questioning the vaccine more than ever

[@stocktonjoans]

"That was the worst thing to come out of a kennedy's mouth since the back of a kenedy's head" has to be one of the funniest lines i've ever heard

[@Smellanie4121]

My father died last Thursday and John Oliver helps me cope with the grief I am having right now. Edit: I didn’t expect so many responses. He died from stage four colon cancer. He was a fighter and survived almost five more years. Five years after being diagnosed with this cancer is super rare.

[@rebeccafreeman9883]

So sorry for your loss..

[@stephaniefitzsimon1021]

Sorry you lost him, friend.

[@KelbenArunsun]

Sry for your loss

[@tonirivera3693]

Prayers for dear

[@KenMcKim]

So sorry for your loss.

[@Fiyaaaahh]

The writer who made the Kennedy joke deserves a bonus. Damn that was dark. I love it.

[@stevenherr4716]

I wouldn't be good if one of the Kennedy family was watching.

[@JustinAndCars]

@@macmcskullface1004 right . If you wanna get technical .. nothing is a new idea... everything is recycled & refreshed

[@Monster-st7cr]

@JCT check it out, it's the buzzkill that responds to all your memes with "yeah, I saw it on reddit"

[@sabriandf.4612]

I had to take a moment after that one. FFS that was dark.

[@earthcandleco]

@@stevenherr4716 Senator Kennedy isn’t related to “The Kennedy’s”

[@kaz5150619]

Had my 2 Pfizer Vaccine jabs and no bad side effects a bit of fatigue for 2 days after but otherwise fine

[@rzwitdauncut]

you forgot your booster shots. also im very curious on the having baby part. go see if you procreate. let us know how it went.

[@tylertracey8207]

That Bill Gates joke about not telling his wife things aged perfectly

[@ryanholloway9645]

Yes the irony of not microchipping Bill.

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

The pressure of telling things can get to people so much that they could get suicided in a heavily guarded prison cell

[@iamprasad88]

Bill gates would like to live in that egg now

[@kissthesky40]

Soy

[@cynthiavaldez5941]

@@iamprasad88 This is such an underrated comment.

[@CreedK]

"Bill and Melinda now divorcing" What have you done John!?

[@jackstraw4129]

Pretty sure he's raised more money for charity than you have.

[@IAmHereForeve]

Now we know the vaccine doesn't have mind control.

[@suen5006]

John did it

[@jonathanthorpe4228]

This will not age well

[@orangechicken5479]

Lol half these people who shilled in comments probably have myocardial issues

[@spshkyros]

2022 checking. Omicron is like, record case counts? Hold my beer.

[@bluorb]

Omacron is like, record level immunity that not even the vax could provide? Put that beer down & loose some weight. That would be helpful in preventing severe covid. What do cases matter if deaths are down? It's May 2022 and cases, death & hospitalization are lower than they were in March of 2020.

[@morganmuldoon]

Very happy to be here, I was worried I would sleep soundly tonight.

[@ForeverMe543]

Underrated comment

[@lildemon666.2]

Lmao

[@neosmith3633]

😂