POWER WASHING THE COW COUCH

[@Boingus_GFC]

James taking back the Payday masks is the Cow Chop equivalent of Karen taking the kids in the divorce

[@mercenario93]

and the game cabinet with horns

[@dub3r5]

You’re not wrong

[@microwave_juice]

Those masks hold a great deal of lore. I’m missing them already

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

The masks were his anyways. He had a deal with Overkill to get them so

[@kevinvo668]

"The magical sofa"

[@blahblahblah002]

1:42 When Brett just looked at the destruction and walked away, I felt that

[@irish1206]

Same

[@VigilSerus]

"aight, fuck this"

[@mishmash6169]

His reaction felt more like just "...okay"

[@doona3235]

and he leaves the fridge open

[@CowChop]

guys, we need a new COUCH

[@kotawota8755]

Well we need you to keep making videos about bugs papa Brett!

[@Brutarii]

Go to IKEA and buy a white couch and paint the cow spots on

[@ObservingProcrastinator]

Buy The Grandpa ImmortalHD couch

[@TheMonsterHuggers]

Set up the ventilation system for the weed tent

[@KniferJ]

Just take one off the street.

[@easaiholivas973]

It’s nice that they keep James in his casket behind the warehouse

[@kosmicpoly3843]

Someone make and send a mask of Aaron, Joe, Trevor, and James to replace the 4 masks

[@pellmelt5471]

I'm on it

[@JohnnyZMunoz]

And anna

[@em_birch]

...Are we not supposed to say Asher's name anymore? Because everyone keeps leaving him out when they make comments about members who've left and it's making me sad.

[@JohnnyZMunoz]

@@em_birch when did he leave? I thought I saw him in a recent video.

[@bananabread112]

Johnny Z. Muñoz he got fired awhile ago like last year

[@SeniorNano]

Thank you for the weed update, thats the content im subbed for

[@purpaturta1645]

I didnt think it would even be actuall weed but that sure is a weed plant

[@robloxlover123456790]

it's actually weed?

[@MattIsLoling]

@@purpaturta1645 im pretty sure thats actual weed bro haha its cali its legal to grow

[@sleepingisathing6598]

@@MattIsLoling chili sprout or weed whatever its still funny :p

[@brandonespinosa5360]

I definitely would like some CowChopOG to smoke

[@anactualtinker7681]

when they play security cam footage of the dishwasher it skips 6 seconds what are you hiding cowchop?

[@wiltin]

the best rapidly dying KZbin channel

[@ElvisRocking1]

Wtf arw you on about?

[@ledbrooklyn]

@@ElvisRocking1 hes saying the channel is dying and so are their spirits

[@alexanderdianov4283]

pretty much The Creatures 2.0

[@ilubyou13]

Nex HD content was much better than the creatures though lol

[@chvse4699]

They said they're going till the end of the year, props to them for actually caring about us tho. Unlike whoreden and his cat wife Stephanie

[@Shibby]

Brett on the security camera had me ded.

[@DietyAwesome]

I feel like them growing weed is the equivalent of the Creatures making Mead.

[@em_birch]

It even rhymes.

[@MilquetoastJJ]

@@em_birch it rhymes

[@vulfiz679]

rhymes

[@JAHKABE]

Brett's bug vids are pretty profitable. Interesting, informative, family and advertiser friendly. Talk about hedging your content equity 💯👌

[@canismori]

Cow Chop: Keeping the cow printed couch business alive single handedly

[@Mortahi]

just incase you all wanted to know his profile pic is a furry getting cummed on.

[@lordstair1359]

Just call it “The Cowch” easier than cow couch

[@yuhhhuhh2579]

Funny enough my friend calls the channel cow couch instead of chop, random but eh

[@MrBoko1234]

When they go bankrupt at least now they can switch to selling weed i guess

[@dudeguy9943]

yes that's the bit

[@zvoa1038]

no the weed is going to save the channel and make them all rich before they go bankrupt were you not paying attention idiot

[@slinic1262]

Not going to lie, I don't want to see the Cow Chop channel die before the end of the year. Hopefully they'll get one million subscribers soon

[@ByakuyaReborn]

Congrats on 914k subs. Been here since 980k subs.

[@chrisc7617]

That’s awful but true

[@ninja_tony]

Enisei they never reached 980, the peak was 938 I believe. Which sucks because I hoped they would reach a million, but it doesn't look likely anymore.

[@louizdizon1286]

Ninja Tony if they do more Colabs they prolly can make it

[@QingyiLover]

At 880k now unfortunately

[@callmetiger7186]

Those seedlings look super dry, it looks like you’ve been running the lights constantly...aren’t you using a ballast to control your lighting system? Edit: erm.....I mean, I dunno about growing weed

[@Racejakestar]

They probably are running the lights 24/7 those plants are probably regretting being alive

[@gustafsonseth]

They didnt even germinate the seeds either

[@callmetiger7186]

Seth Gus ...yeah I noticed that too last week

[@cooliobeans7034]

@@callmetiger7186 Germinating is just for checking if the seeds are alive before you plant them, since they sprouted it is obvious they were alive. The light should be on for 24 hours if theyre photoperiod seeds, but it is for sure way too close to these plants.

[@matt5941]

Some ventilation would be nice too.

[@ariooner]

Alex lifted the couch with his back smh

[@GavinKapuscinskiRacing]

GOTTA GET THOSE BACK GAINS

[@oOsillyrabbitOo]

Who’s Alex?

[@TheJulioGulio]

My favorite part was the music, cant get any better then the 1980s Heidi soundtrack played over a Cow Chop video 10/10. Truly inspiring.

[@MichaelMonka]

Best, Brett just caring for everything.

[@Jake-og9lr]

"Watermelon House" is my favourite edm sub-genre

[@samurai85x]

They're editing this BTS during this BTS! WHAT MAGIC IS THIS!?

[@temarishikimaru]

special thanks to Lindsay and Matt for blessing us with their presence

[@JasonRademan-ji2oy]

I love how Brett sees all the shit fell over and just walked away

[@skully-stopstealingmyname]

If this channel ever dies, memes aside, you guys need to make your last video a 1 hour video of all of you rolling up those plants and having a bonfire sesh.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

This makes me feel like I did the end of my senior year of High School, you clean everything and put everything away and throw away everything

[@ELEVATORTHEEYEAOAL]

I'm going to be honest - If in the future, I have millions of dollars, and I bankroll cowchop but you refuse to restart cowchop, I am going to specifically target cows in revenge for the destruction of my heart you have caused. Please never stop it, you are the only people that make me laugh.

[@xxchxx2526]

Haven't watched cow chop in a while, these dudes are growing weed and cockroaches (????) now...love that

[@dylanwilliams5230]

Stoked on the plant updates

[@tinfoilhat6841]

Alex is the only OG Cowchop boy left

[@sar19]

4:44 damn Brett looks different

[@redsol13]

Seeing Aleks effortlessly do chores is what I subbed for. And James...

[@blomblorpf]

Washing Jame's butt sweat off that was the final step in letting him go XD.

[@Anfonya]

This bugs eat better than I do

[@Merrcow]

Is the couch a metaphor for this whole channel?

[@your_average_enthusiast]

The weed growing is the cow chop equivalence of when the creatures started making mead.

[@blandsoup]

They just made their couch, mold. Noice

[@etec8904]

3:54 literally a fucking relic of history meant to be found years later

[@sacrom5398]

Let’s slowly turn CowChop from media entertainment to zoological entertainment

[@TheOdd]

I love how long it took them to realise the hoodies were opposites.

[@MattIsLoling]

5:18 i thought that was a pokeball just chilling to the right

[@malsonrules]

Lindsey is so pretty !

[@NLookeeMusic]

After watching that Offcanny video I’m suddenly concerned for the safety of CowChop’s warehouse

[@logancypret7323]

i love how he looks at it then walks away like yeah fuck that

[@vasiliosdentiste3805]

This video is so relaxing for some reason keep it up guys

[@cookie_roxy_]

Love how there's a casket

[@Zebraghost]

Those roaches will be the last surviving members of Cow Chop

[@tysonfriend8789]

Get some airflow for your grow tent

[@jfr1576]

Bit late man

[@gishthemagnificent]

Y'all should call the weed "cow crop"

[@ADogToy]

Could make some covers for the couch arm. Take fabric from the old couch and sew it together into a new cover. Just sit it on top of the old couch arms. If you measure it right the couch arm cover will fit snug enough, and even if not it ought to cover up the worst of the mess. And you can always make new ones after you ruin them with some sudden violence when the action lulls in the video.

[@rickyravioli1172]

those windbreakers tho on lyn and alec where can one snag

[@relixnova251]

Jame’s ghost knocking over the dishwasher. Just like he knocked his leg out of place. He probably landed next to the payday masks if I’m not mistaken.

[@Bobba_raekus]

4:45 Oh hey bud, could I tempt ya with some Canadian-style kombucha? There's poutine in it, you betcha.

[@maxmcdonald4227]

give those plants a bit to grow and the entire warehouse is gonna smell soooo dank 😂

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

When Brett just shook his head after all that shit broke😭😭😭

[@born_2cook]

The lead singer of the Foo Fighters was really startled to be on camera.

[@mver191]

And they think those plants smell already? Lol prepare yourself boys.

[@waterbearforever]

Aleks screaming in every video is what fuels me everyday

[@gmb893]

Why doesn't RT get some of those arrow hoodies in Cow Chop colors?? Then just have a logo tag at the bottom hem of the hoodie. Bam, new merch. Discreet, flashy, and stylish. Thank me later.

[@JBlackout]

Not gonna lie, the cow chop shirt Brett was wearing in the beginning of the video is super dope. Would definitely grab if that's part of the new merch (and sad if it was an old merch I couldnt get anymore)

[@em_birch]

It's old. I remember it being in the store back when I bought a shirt last year.

[@JBlackout]

@@em_birch Aww damn. I just recently started watching Cow Chop so I was unaware. Thank you so much for letting me know tho!

[@theninedivides6851]

also yes the plants will save cowchop lol xD

[@spread2081]

setting fire to a car vs washing a couch : )

[@LUNACYCL]

The behind the scenes episodes really exude depression.

[@matejarastoder220]

Alec with the cdg chucks

[@theonlyotherclone]

For the masks put the faces of everyone that left I guess you need more than 4...

[@TemmiePlays]

it would be easier to just mount the heads of the remaining members now.

[@IntegrityCleaning]

How much fun is this !

[@SkruffyPretzals]

How is Lindsey so cute yet intimidating at 6:04 ?

[@sna7l]

Cowchop's new weed business "cowcrop"

[@ash12345195]

I hope the pay off for the plants is Aleks legitimately trying to smoke them.

[@LesGrossman999]

Ayeee laaaaads, is seamoose here yet? I’ll be waiting...

[@franciscoreyes7653]

James took Seamus in the divorce

[@hugotinoco9803]

This is the most California cowchop video ive ever seen

[@MaryJanePSO2]

james is at 5:05

[@xlpizza007]

Where?

[@juanpicasso7943]

That jacket is actually something I would wear

[@dude2bam]

Lindsey is so pretty ❤️

[@AliciaDresser]

Oh I just thought they were lil plants lol

[@teefreakinghee]

Excited to see the new merch!

[@vissist]

4:44 I was like wtf happened to Brett

[@almightydiaz]

Cow chop I love you thank you for curing my depression

[@MrMasterx33]

4:44 i thought that was brett then it wasn’t brett and it scared me

[@NicksKnives.]

watering the weeds with dasani is probably not a good idea, they add salt to it

[@theninedivides6851]

Alecs hair is like Aleks at one point lol

[@ArcaneEclipse]

I hope these plants save cowchop I want it to stay

[@MrStatistx]

WHOA!!! What is on the other side of that back alley? Looked like a totally different warehouse that I'm pretty sure we've never seen before. At 05:30 ...is that from a different owner or is that some storage that was never mentioned?

[@ninja_tony]

MrStatistx a different warehouse, it has nothing to do with Cow Chop

[@hommartrujillo5164]

Ur supposed to use soil that doesnt have to much nitrogen but more phosphate cause then theyre gonna start dying when they grow bigger

[@dakotaeldridge642]

Cannabis Chop will save everything.

[@thebutler2525]

James would be proud.. *Member James?* *Member Aron?* *Member Trevor?* I member...

[@timeslikethese52]

Y’all should start a countdown clock until the very last chow chop video

[@RespectedSpice]

Oh my how far has cow chop fallen :’(

[@JESSWURDGAMING]

You guys need to put a fan and ducting into that tent before those plants die from mold if you are gonna keep em

[@MikeRKO316]

Time to get some Brink masks for the hooks.

[@jameslastname9006]

What company makes the couch? I really want to have one made for personal use. Cow Chop pls respond

[@molforteneliere3216]

James Last name The couch is irrelevant, search for custom printed couch covers.

[@1188jordan]

James Last name it’s custom honey

[@jameslastname9006]

@@1188jordan no shit I want to know from where

[@goblintime6426]

happy birthday brett

[@brendanaksamit4493]

Y’all need to put small fan in room to make stems stronger

[@Cattydust]

It's proven, ghosts also live there - and they're out for the kitchen snacks

[@hicanihelp4025]

nice work proud of you

[@bleekersburg]

Aleks is Ricky. Brett is Julien. Alec is Bubbles.

[@MiSHy1121]

When Brett asked if we wanted to see the roaches that still don’t do anything, I thought he was gonna give us a showing of the CC staff. lol jk Also, Aleks and Alec looking like Tweedledee and Tweedledum or Thing One and Thing Two of CC.

[@fuhanwatzando8806]

After cow chop, Aleks should make his channel a weed growing channel lol

[@DrStovepipe]

Where can you get the jackets that Alec and aleks are wearing? I’d love to buy one

[@hommartrujillo5164]

They dont know that miracle grow is the worst option for growing 🤦