BLAZING AHEAD • Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games

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No member is off limits as TEAM Mario and TEAM Sonic face off in this years Olympic Games in Rio. The teams will need to compete in various games such as BMX Gymnastics Archery and even Boxing to see once and for all who reigns supreme. 🐮🔪
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Egun batean mario erabaki zuen maskota yoshi aurkitzeko . Yoshi musker eder bat hizkuntza super luzea izan zen. Mario aurkitu zion eta eraman zuten etxera. Peach zen kanpoan oporretara eta etxera etorri mario esan gabe . ere ibili zuen eta oihu . Mario ikusi zuen bere prakak off eta Yoshi bere zakila miazkatzen zen . Zer crazy mundu bat bizi garen.
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BLAZING AHEAD • Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games
Thank you.

[@clutchhattrick8767]

Wtf Everytime James says anything in his sonic voice I start dying.

[@reman3000]

im fuckimg deaddd

[@paulonion]

"Sonic voice" soNiCs the Name and speed is my gamE. egGMain

[@chaoticfirefox7422]

Haha you're not alone xD

[@TheShadow265]

You should probably get that checked out

[@reman3000]

Logan Peltier AHAHAHHA IM CRINYG OMGGGGGG JAMES

[@dren8346]

ALLIGATORS NEVER LOOOOOOOOOSE

[@seansteward7803]

Find the computer room!

[@SubparPanda]

James' Sonic voice is pretty much just Spongebob impersonating Squidward.

[@jasondoskocz4885]

It's Jaleel White. He was Sonic's voice actor in the 90s TV shows.

[@theramtorch]

"PETITE ASIAN TAKES SONIC AND MARIO AT THE SAME TIME"

[@GOOPY001]

why ;-;

[@hazeequartz]

Great title

[@rawrdino7046]

+Kill Me your name is perfect for that comment

[@Mr.DiughGames]

Yes, Aleks is back as Stalin.

[@josephstalin2606]

He looks just as good as his grandpa

[@nverted-dynamo]

I don't know what's funnier, Aleks Stalin or your goddamn name

[@Mr.DiughGames]

+Joseph Stalin Hey Stalin, at 11:48 of the video when Aleks said " It's not even possible, it's impossible", didn't you say that when Hitler invaded Russia.

[@wansino69]

"Hello, I am a Mario and I have a type two diatities." I'm dead

[@nobodyImportantl0l0l]

rip

[@JayWalkZ]

R.i.p in peace

[@mikepeso8401]

Rip my nigga wansino

[@bearsarecool9148]

Damn, its a shame you didn't get to see the rest of the video, it was pretty funny.

[@alexismorrison1575]

0:16 Instead of Aleks shitting himself, it's James? The tables have turned.

[@thebrightphoenixx]

They sure have

[@endminx9083]

that was great I almost choked

[@ThePizzaGut123]

+EndMinX 90 That's what she said

[@naudalyke]

+PizzaGut 2014 called it wants its joke back

[@SNSimone15]

it turned me on a little bit

[@sethy445]

Does anybody else just watch though the old videos and just get sad

[@Druidy0]

Yeah especially house era stuff. Loved it.

[@DC-vv6ty]

@@Druidy0 stuff never fails to make me shit myself laughin but its also said yeah

[@fremie7667]

"It's no use!"

[@Sherif710]

I WIN

[@user-xq8ok6ch2r]

What's your profile picture?... For science purposes

[@fremie7667]

It's no use!

[@Kyrese121]

Ya science

[@PersonalChannelMikeJ]

I still get nightmares from that game.

[@catbombs.]

Everytime I see James' character at the event selection screen, I feel like dying. It's staring into my soul.

[@catbombs.]

Mii*

[@abashedchainz5563]

+EnchantedGaming Is that Melanie Martinez for yout profile pic

[@catbombs.]

Yeah man

[@chipotle_]

"Where's your thrusters now? I bet they're out there melting steel beams." I fucking love Aleks

[@mattmattmatt13]

"Sonic's the name, and speeds the game" James2016

[@Samsquanch8716]

Honestly, Sonic James is the most fucking hilarious creation these guys have unintentionally made!

[@Luigiofthegods]

Meanwhile, alligators are killing all the contestants in the real Rio Olympics.

[@FecalPhenomenon]

Why does Aleks sound like Filthy Frank?

[@thebrightphoenixx]

Shhhhhh h

[@void9752]

+Blind Aleks How did you read that comment?!? Are you a true GOD?!?!?!!!

[@thebrightphoenixx]

+VOID? *X-Files theme plays* I'm greater than a God

[@nickramirez624]

Hey boss

[@salaeir]

No, he sounds like Mario not filthy fuckhead

[@rydougherty1088]

this series has to be among the top five funniest videos in cowchop history like holy shit these are hysterical

[@EliteForceYYC]

After Dark Souls is finished (Which is probably never gonna happen) can we have a co-op Little Big Planet 3 play through?

[@EliteForceYYC]

And James and Aleks could cosplay as their sackboy creations xD

[@burntcheerio775]

It should be Heavy Rain. That's what James said in the stream.

[@mocca3633]

Ride to Hell wakkthrough, make it happen.

[@gummygummybear9876]

Isnt lbp 3 broken asf

[@aculx2639]

+joshua ortega nah

[@SpaztallicA]

3:13 lovely example of a classic 'dramatic eye twitch'

[@leilasodapop]

James' wheezes of laughter makes me laugh every single damn time, and it hurts my stomach because I think about how James finds his own little jokes so funny and wheezes at it and then I start laughing too

[@killsalot78]

james had way too much fun playing this game

[@Elyahsful]

"Fuck you Jordan" - James 2012 - 2016

[@beatlehair6720]

Because of this, I now randomly say “Go to hell, Mario” periodically

[@thebrightphoenixx]

u kiddos wanna know how I became blind?

[@thebrightphoenixx]

+Jon Singh make a guess

[@doggo2545]

did you make pencils disappear

[@kussyalkhudairy]

james hit you in the balls so hard your eyes poked out?

[@doggo2545]

+alchestbrooch no it's the fart that blinded him

[@kussyalkhudairy]

NO HIS EYES FELL OUT AND HIS BALLS TOOK THE EYES PLACE I GOT YOU NOW!

[@Faverelli]

11:56 "Lemme Sonic roll Aron, he likes rolls" what a subtle joke that was.

[@elsmike]

I would go gay for these men.

[@mikeoxlong567]

you're already gay you just don't know it yet

[@SharpAbyss]

That has to be one of the most cringe worthy sonic costumes I've seen

[@noble14]

YOURE TOO SLOW

[@Alfenium]

It's not a costume.

[@julianferguson9212]

+Alfenium Studios its a way of life

[@catbombs.]

If you own it, you'll understand.

[@Whaleboy1987452]

"cringe" is such a miss used word by cowchop's community. If you want to know what cringe is then I suggest you watch Dex's cringe factor

[@Cowmookaze]

Aleks and James really had perfect chemistry. I wonder if the addition of the other members led to them splitting up..

[@r1-le801]

0:20 best sound effects Ive ever heard.

[@jordantang6332]

THIS GAME MAKES 0 SENSE SONIC WOULD WIN EVERY GAME BECAUSE HE MOVES FASTER THAN SOUND I CAN'T EVEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@DirtyVik]

But he can't swim so he would always lose the swimming event.

[@BottleWaterson]

its Sonic '06 Sonic in the olympics

[@Kamikazeconman]

+Dritto1010 Felix Baumgartner (close enough) managed to go super sonic in his iconic jump (because of the lack of wind resistance and lowered speed of sound because of colder temperature) and he ended up fine.

[@Alfenium]

I'm my own original character, Blonic!

[@BellaTheUnitiger]

2:19 "epic plaaaay b0ss"

[@B33fJerky123]

God James's Sonic voice is fucking gold

[@ngrizzlly3413]

People need to wear cups in that house

[@maddie6243]

james' laugh is one of the weirdest sounds i've ever heard

[@siirezzii990]

+vegetable rights activist I fuckin love it tho

[@futuramarox789]

Alligators. Never. Loooose.

[@elsis3576]

When James talks in his Sonic voice I cry of laughter.

[@OneShotFade]

thank you James for that alligator fact

[@YDUUTJ]

I keep thinking there's a real girl standing in the corner of the room

[@jobletv1670]

That's Aro's sister

[@Sharkalien10]

Does anyone know her Instagram??

[@NeggsandBacon]

Lol Aleks' 9/11 reference "where's your thrusters now, I bet they're out there melting steel beams" lmao

[@drewmungus5841]

Yooooou're too slooooooooow

[@mrmcmuffin5588]

actully used the proper "you're". My eyes are tearing up, as no one ever uses it properly.

[@drewmungus5841]

Mr McMuffin55 If only my parents were as easily pleased as people on the internet

[@Monkimode]

The voices are awesome.

[@mikepeso8401]

12:13 What kind of wheeze was that?

[@Nobutehuhh]

He sounded like he was fucking dying

[@joethellama1239]

The best opening 6 seconds of any video ever

[@duanebuchholz3764]

Could someone please mail Aleks a cup in order to protect his privates from James' hands? Seriously, I fear for Aleks' future. XD LMAO

[@magnumAenus]

i have never imagined a bigger nightmare fuel than sonic james creeping into my room in the middle of the night

[@lucasforeman169]

Why doesn't aleks just wear a cup to work

[@kylebetivas8012]

I know everyone's talking about "Pokemon GO," but just imagine these guys playing it! That would be the most entertaining video ever!!!

[@grapex1578]

Yooo are you going to play heavy rain on the channel like you guys planned !? I will sell my soul to see that gameplay

[@dressboy5]

This is funnier than anything they produced in their remaining time in the creatures this year

[@babycabbagegaming]

will aleks and james ever do streams like the aww sheet and the DJ stream?

[@fattybirch5143]

they did one yesterday

[@babycabbagegaming]

+fatty birch oh i didnt know thanks for the info :D

[@alexanderwilliams6301]

+fatty birch on what twitch channel account?

[@ubermenschi1459]

VOD?

[@kaer_morhen6274]

No matter how many times James wins, he'll never make up for that rugby loss.

[@airman6937]

Am I the only one who thinks alek's Mario impersonation kindof sounds like pink guy from filthy frank?

[@ISCREAMFORSCREAMO1]

Exactly. He even said boss.

[@MinimiMax]

I've been thinking that since the first part of this series. That has to be where he gets his inspiration for it because that really sounds nothing like Mario should sound.

[@Eggstaticable]

aleks watches filthyfrank and idubbz

[@Mugetsu_Gaming]

"Alligators never lose! " Loses the first swim match with the alligator. GG

[@Bentley583]

If guns don't kill people people kill people then does a toaster not toast toast toast toasts toast?🤔🤔

[@Bentley583]

🍞🍞🍞🍞

[@Bentley583]

🍞🍞🍞🍞

[@Bentley583]

🍞🍞🍞🍞

[@fattybirch5143]

not this shit again

[@fattybirch5143]

lmao

[@suavegiant]

I swear every video you guys have made so far has ended up in me dying from laughter, good job.

[@poptartcrew8228]

anyone else here immortals 9/11 joke about the thruster melting steal beams?

[@poptartcrew8228]

hear*

[@heckgoose]

No you're the only one.

[@Migantos9989]

Yep, you the only one man

[@poptartcrew8228]

+Mikhael. 8:04

[@poptartcrew8228]

+Heckgoose 8:04

[@iKonakoFrost]

died as soon as james did the sonic roll

[@ayeeyovladi]

So...umm...Pokemon GO?

[@YouRude34]

I love how James punch Aleks in the crouch and then gives a sonic Reference after XD

[@danha138]

Im early lemme think of a joke. James' uploading rate.

[@Maximillian01]

EVERY FUCKING VIDEO I SEE YOU PEOPLE

[@Emmy-gh5vc]

+Max triggered

[@YouRude34]

+Emma Notman *Goes on tumblr*

[@Emmy-gh5vc]

+You rude i don't know what that is

[@YouRude34]

+Emma Notman A place where you can freely write stuff that you hate. I recommend to not go there tbh.

[@morganmememachine466]

"Woah hey there kids!" I don't think children should be watching your content, James.

[@epic1link]

who is here from the animation?

[@ExopMan]

His Sonic voice cracks me up lol

[@alexsanchez0700]

Did you guys see my tweet I sent you. It's my second account called lions1993calvin? I told Doops that you guys were interested and they said that they want to contact you guys. Just scroll down a few hours and you'll see it.

[@alexsanchez0700]

I tagged all your accounts in so you should see it

[@SharpVCN]

+CryingMonkey they both have to follow each other to DM one another.

[@alexsanchez0700]

No Aron didn't turn it off so I sent him a dm and proof with the picture.Twitter is stalerender

[@j4gerb0mblitz]

I can only imagine how furious this video must make that sonicfanboy kid that would screech in all of his videos.

[@Bnosunson135]

James has the best Sonic voice I've ever heard--not to mention all the puns. 10/10 would Sonic again

[@E.J.W]

Mario and Sonic have sure changed a lot over the years...

[@eonsislept207]

10:24 I feel like an opportunity was missed to cut back to Aleks picking mustache out of his mouth.

[@oglesby2000]

This is the greatest channel of all time.

[@meatychunk7661]

13 and half mins of pure pain

[@demapples6580]

Prob one of the most funniest videos I've seen In a long time

[@HotsauceYT]

I want a collage of James only doing his sonic voice. Get it done people

[@joshmacfarlane3577]

James is truly terrifying in that suit.

[@AlphaWolf3D]

I wish they uploaded 2 daily but 1 vid of this quality is just as good c:

[@AlphaWolf3D]

And also not even 4 months ago this channel was created c: so happy they made it

[@DreamOnDamu]

You do realize if they uploaded two videos daily then this channels content will turn in to the left over rotting shit hole mess of the creature hub, 1 video every 2-3 days is good enough dude. Especially because of the bombass editing and content

[@AlphaWolf3D]

+Anal Cream dont they upload 1 time a day?

[@simgrouton252]

That sonic roll was the best

[@therealsteezycruz3481]

I can't wait until they upload the video they were talking about in the panel, where he sonic rolls into Aleks and they fall down the stairs 😂

[@BrookesPolyphonics]

james' sonic impression cracks me up

[@idkidkidk2222]

Watching this video is like having a real life fever dream

[@AlphaDog26]

Holy shit. I never thought they would continue this.

[@BatRockerGirl]

Lmao same

[@GUSEonAPEX]

I LOVE ALL OF THE COWCHOP DUDES ILY

[@misspistolwhip7923]

I get so many Jackass vibes from Cow Chop. It's beautiful.

[@hitlersmagicalcarpet5731]

they need to do more of this game

[@DifferenceInBlue]

The ending part with aron and that close up of aleks saying "its a me mario" actually made me actually start crying from laughing so much.

[@iMrHydraa]

BRUH THAT SONIC ROLL IM DEAD

[@lonelyorange9354]

This series is better than the real Olympic Games lol

[@CheezeWuz]

12:40 so that's what a fan fiction nightmare looks like

[@hubihubo]

I dont even need to watch it before I like, because cow chop is the Best!

[@professortree9387]

The ending was just golden xD They should've voiced the characters in Smash and the other Mario+Sonic games

[@JustPeachiiChan]

Holy shit dude James' Sonic voice will be the death of me lmaooo

[@dragonsbreath223]

Day 2: Aleks still hasn't realized his mustache is upside down

[@TheTrueStripedGamer]

this is better than anything so far

[@AlienWithABox]

James went full-Wheezy this episode.

[@kevinserrato4827]

This is my new favorite video of time lol previously holder was Seamus.

[@Touchy7]

There's a greenscreen. There's James running in a sonic suit. Internet knows what to do.

[@xXZeldaFanForeverXx]

"SONIC NUMBER ONE YOUNG CHILD" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??"

[@beeclaws]

James as Sonic makes me crease lmao

[@tomclancysfortnite8789]

I got an ad for the olympics right before this.

[@awsomeDualshock]

The gang harassing Aron never got old... i miss those days...

[@JackGray99]

When he sacks him and goes your too slow I fucking pissed myself haha

[@funtourhawk]

These past 2 videos have been gold, fucking dying lmao

[@zombieslayerz1]

Alligators may never lose James but you lost because Vector is a crocodile.