MARKIPLIER & SPOILED MILK

[@Turtle9815]

"It's a little gay" *gets splooged by white liquid*

[@sirdrell24]

Uncertainty Guaranteed Karma baby

[@233dandan]

chunky white liquid

[@VentisEntertainment]

Discharged*

[@devinrouse2811]

Well it depends

[@hillbillypowpow]

He knew it was coming. What a way to take one for the team to be funnier

[@MrFlip2247]

"Its a little gay--" *immediately gets drenched in chunky white liquid*

[@chieffridge5588]

"It's a little gay" he says. I then proceed to watch everything from 4:23 to 6:08

[@TheMrGillow]

bro if your nut is chunky see a doctor

[@Znijik]

Cow Chop: still not officially considered as gay porn.

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

*Yet*

[@christophergramajo184]

"Miss Kobayashi Body Pillow" Brett is way more cultured than I thought

[@breadnigga8196]

Nah nah nah nah nah m8 Kanna Kamui body pillow is TRUE cultured

[@breadnigga8196]

O b s c u r e *FUCKING HERETIC*

[@SnipeZGmod1337]

It's from when his office had a make-over.

[@Darkboy1010]

He has good tastes

[@hebn.]

Youre all a bunch of fucking weebs

[@notworthmytime]

"You spend so much time thinking of what to do that you just don't do anything" me af

[@HalojCOD]

karina I read this comment the same time he said it 😂

[@notworthmytime]

Haley Johnson lol 💃

[@LuminousIris]

When you have procrastination but also perfectionism at the same time

[@notworthmytime]

LuminousIris you just described my life 😖

[@LuminousIris]

Yeah, I know it's pretty intense to have that "all or nothing" attitude that it's mentally draining and leaves you not performing what you wish you have. Hopefully you can arrange consistency to some loose schedule to get things done which I am trying out.

[@TheMartoon]

"The chunks is what gives it the flavour". I don't think i've ever heard a more disgusting sentence... *E* *W*

[@TheMartoon]

Lapass Lassuli I think the word chunk/chunky should be locked away

[@DellSnooze]

The Martoon Along with the word *MOIST*

[@TheMartoon]

Dell Snooze Naaaaaasty!

[@daniel-eq4px]

You must be 5

[@adamdincher9674]

YOU GOT SOME DISCHARGE ON ME MY MAN

[@mumeihozumi-chan555]

Adam Dincher Fucking hot TBH

[@chieffridge5588]

Shhhhhiii my bad dooooood

[@Noobymanfire]

Adam Dincher RIGHT as he said it.

[@yung_ape]

You can literally feel their sanity and dignity waste away bit by bit with each of these videos

[@tendakraut9854]

yung_boichi Read “dignity” as “virginity”.

[@mcraftcannonball]

You must be new. Both are long gone by now.

[@115mrbig]

yung_boichi I know isn’t it great! :)

[@ricardomunoz2010]

if you think they still have dignity/sanity you should see nova take a shit.

[@em_birch]

Hate to be that person, but it's "sanity".

[@adie445]

5:35 yea thanks cowchop. Its great to have watched this without wearing headphones in the living room with my family around.

[@LegendofA]

Rip

[@rizuuu9]

f

[@justarandomguy3969]

well thats your fault...

[@6kine6tic67]

That's on you bud

[@johnanimelord]

You're a braver man than I

[@LemKuuja]

"I'm gonna discharge" > "I'm gonna pre"

[@ShadowLover9158]

never

[@captainbeachboy3413]

just can't beat supermega

[@DietyAwesome]

Aleks should know by now to always keep a spare change of clothes at the warehouse. No excuses are allowed.

[@_CaitlynSmith15]

There will be fanfiction written about this episode 😂

[@CircleToonsHD]

I thought I typed in KZbin, not Fakku....

[@NoNameHasBeenFound]

Another KZbin in the last hour gone wrong?

[@TenaciousBuns]

You watch cow chop too?

[@BunnySunnyification]

nhentai*

[@owlassassin5754]

CircleToonsHD can I touch you

[@milesedgeworth132]

Fakku has become a corporate schlong

[@rizuuu9]

"I can already tell this is gonna be awful" literally every cow chop vid

[@Mike55690]

Lol reading all these comments are hilarious, but honestly i'm glad Aleks and James are still making content, specially in this day and age of KZbin, so thank you for all you guys do, the whole cowchop family as well - out of place comment, but yeah.. thank you !

[@Tyreniom]

Mike55690 ya.

[@Mike-bm1xv]

@@LeonKennedyRE6 a double whammy

[@phlegmconnoisseur2241]

...

[@joniroooooo]

I don’t know why I was surprised when aleks started moaning lmao

[@drewmungus5841]

In this episode, twink Aleks and daddy James finally play out their fantasies of pumping their blasters until they splooge loads of goo on each other

[@Arcaninebreeder]

The reason the calendar was late was because he sat down and signed every individual copy

[@Cellmate]

11:54 "It's sour as fuck!" That shit always makes me laugh too hard.

[@15aia5]

0:21 james roast aleks and me at the same time

[@TheLionsHeart]

"From black to white or from black to white" lmao.

[@johnknowles1891]

James and Aleks are the comedians the world needs

[@BrandonCMaximum]

Cow Chop is the greatest thing that you can't explain to anyone else

[@marshayame]

*Two men discharge on each other and post it on the interwebs*

[@felipegallegosavina7683]

12:05 James feels threatened and asserts dominance. 12:07 - 12:11 Aleks' brain short circuts and reboots in response to James' ink discharge

[@dragonleader92]

james taking just the berries out was just what i needed today

[@DJPerZn]

*”How you digest this next gift is really up to eeeewyouu”* 12:40 Ahahahahahaha

[@Yeen66]

But was Brett looking for a body pillow of miss Kobayashi or a character from miss Kobayashi?

[@defsouul3127]

Sven Last Name Kobayashi dude them dead fish eyes are sexy af

[@Yeen66]

Jmo or Brett wanted a body pillow of Kanna but knew if he searched that then cowchop would get swatted

[@Yeen66]

Kiddy good point

[@aidanpina1182]

Kanna is best loli

[@Jelly4Telly]

All I’m sayin’ is... thank god for earphones...

[@lolhilolhi1]

5:15 he click clacked himself

[@chalkist1772]

what a *prime* clickbait title

[@chieffridge5588]

* Puts on glasses YEEEAAAHHH!!!

[@metaomicron72]

This episode really is special! Loved every bit from it. Specially Aleks avoiding drinking the milk and James being completely oblivious and munching a full spoon of it, twice.

[@ice5500]

I like how james went from calling alex adhd to saying he's having strokes and sluring his words

[@alexford2122]

why is this channel sooooo good

[@ieatpanadol1548]

I love a good dose of discharge in my cow chop videos.

[@williambarrett1234]

"you spend so much time thinking of what to do, that you just... dont do anything"

[@pokegucci7562]

“The chunks give it the flavor” I’m weak

[@relixnova251]

I can’t breathe. That was so much discharge.

[@ButcherOfBlavikenn]

14:09 just about sums up this video lmao

[@CornerBoothGames]

"Back of Target" Nooooo Seamus 😭😭😭 lol

[@KelseytheLetteredDandy]

y'all gotta put the calendar in the lobby ❤

[@longliveduracell]

I started dying when James screamed “ITS SOUR AS FUCK”

[@tristenyoung1877]

Can we talk about how a puzzle company took time to state that the puzzle is already considered done before you assemble it?

[@keaganthiessen4056]

Yet another cowchop video I regret eating during, thanks boys!

[@MANA98]

How to get my attention : Put Lindsey and Brett in one scene 😏

[@koruchan9947]

6:21 i can relate HAHAH

[@Jake-og9lr]

"Pump slowly till you discharge" The Tyler Durden Story

[@TurnaboutHalifaxHD]

Just two grown men... discharging at each other

[@karasu_vfx]

The reaction is the best part and you guys always cut it off.

[@tristanduke4296]

James instantly describing my life in the first few seconds of the video... That’s how I feel right now.

[@bluryach]

Literally half of this video was either Aleks moaning, James dumping cereal in a bowl, or Brett doing an ad.

[@MrRANDUM145]

"Two beefy guys pump their boom sticks until they discharge all over each other"

[@cliffordmuggah4122]

james picking only the berries for his cereal reminded me of the *TRIGGER WARNING* creature talk where he said he would purposefully put things in the wrong places at stores to make more work for the people working there.

[@thebeav6898]

I'm freaking out here... what song was that at about 6:12 I need to know.. (I like lofi music don't judge)

[@elatedshamanrose8149]

This is *EXACTLY* the content I came here for: *SPLATOON BUKKAKE*

[@vanitymirrorss]

Now introducing "Captain Crunch: Deliberately All Berries!"

[@ImStark-Dot]

Don't know why, but this is the best CowChop video I've watched in a while.

[@lowtierjerry]

“I don’t wanna play anymore.” Why were you playing in the first place lmao

[@Yemmer]

The reason it took so long is that markiplier had to sign all of them before he shipped them out

[@frikinrikin]

7:00 oh no cowchop honey is not good…

[@dissociativealeks]

Markiplier in the thumbnail makes this way funnier

[@aceaann3624]

You can just see Aleks contemplating giving James the bowl of spoiled milk 😂

[@manillafolder216]

I don’t know why but I completely lost it when aleks started furiously shaking his hands while the rest of him was offscreen

[@mrblue251]

Sound clips from this episode will be found in the next Cow Chop Dating Sim, guaranteed.

[@KadBaine]

Crossover episodes always bring out the best in the both channels.

[@Zethrae]

LMAO to think one of the thousands of signed calendars went to James

[@Nick789F]

where did the goblin come from at 5:06

[@DunlopPride]

That cow silhouette painting in the background looks like Count Olaf

[@AJ17206]

My fucking stomach hurts from laughing

[@yushatak]

Gagged three times almost to the point of vomit over that spoiled milk pour Aleks did after they both knew it was fucked. Damn.

[@Juurrgg]

When they're playing with the guns just close your eyes and listen lol

[@morglyne]

*picking out all the berries from captain crunch* “you are the worst. you are just the absolutely worst.”

[@cloudsweater]

Just two bros discharging on eachother

[@darksidewhovian3301]

When I saw the title I was hoping it was going to be that calendar.

[@megasalty123]

*Includes paid promotion* YESSSS!

[@hiruko1]

I can't be the only person that prefers soggy cereal...

[@Traster_Bean]

Cow Chop Bebop is my favorite youtube anime.

[@Ale-wl6sy]

All that discharge talk got me 😩

[@AtlasIsLost]

"It's a little gay"*SQUERSH*

[@skyex7787]

5:37 i’m so uncomfortable i had to turn my volume down

[@megamadic]

I don't know what this is like sober yet but this is hella funny to watch drunk.

[@megamadic]

I'm hungover now, It's just as funny

[@PandaJNiccals]

Props on that lo fi in the transition to the sponsor bit

[@ryuukasai3713]

That milkbTHICCC

[@Goldfish_Vender]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@deftones_enjoyer]

I like to think that Brett always types in all caps

[@justseizurealeks]

Gotta love those blue jeans

[@insuebabe87]

I love you guys lol it brightens my day to see a new vid every day! Specially Aleks stroke tude ;)

[@PastaxPA]

James said they got a community strike for the tide pod skit and now i feel like that “discharge” bit will be the next one

[@ifitwontrunhititharder]

I’m surprised he didn’t molly wop him with the jug haha

[@ColdNomNom]

prime★★time★★

[@TheBeastlyBronco]

“You got some discharge on me dude”

[@ObbyTheBird]

It should be a crime to make a kid's toy you have to pump and wait for "discharge".

[@happyaleks3690]

Being real here for a moment, I wish we could see them be more open with us. Though I know it'll never happen, I'm still holding onto hope. Anyway, this episode of APT was something else

[@MrGenuyasha]

Only Cowchop can make you laugh in the first 30 seconds of a video. Lmao. Fuckin Aleks with his awkward stupidity, and James' reactions to it.

[@00spaceissocool00]

Ok, I saw Markiplier in the title and then wondered when he would be mentioned/involved, then James brought out that last gift and I started to slowly understand before it was even opened.

[@larry7521]

5:36 watch with headphones 🤣

[@slytek8537]

I can already see the james and aleks splatoon fan-fiction ;)

[@izzycampbell6933]

i've got some discharge as well after seeing aleks covered in that splooge

[@nameless2633]

LOL this episode was great all the sploogeing going on

[@D3MONtheDarkone]

Maybe using the bathroom and having "you got some discharge on me my man" wasnt the best sounding thing

[@BlayeArt]

12:50 Aleks is mood