He's also able to physically fold each of them in half, and then stomp their brains and guts out simultaneously. Sooo there's that.
@MiniClarity1237 жыл бұрын
I like Brett but I'm scared of him too lol
@spaghe77 жыл бұрын
Oh they're gonna get their buttholes wrecked like a door for sure.
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
I see that Aleks decided that his true passion was interior design instead of KZbin. Good on you, mate.
@NaeSquared01787 жыл бұрын
Maddog he can interior design this pussi
@TheSweetestPea947 жыл бұрын
He was lead interior designer during Mission-Craft
@Cognitive_Fun7 жыл бұрын
Maybe he can redesign his channel
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
During treetopia and creaturetopia he always had A+ hotel decor 👌🏻
@lumiereziton7 жыл бұрын
Cortex dang
@TheNinjaKartoffel7 жыл бұрын
I like how Aleks immediately looked in his pocket after Brett asked if theres some opium to smoke
@p_eabean7 жыл бұрын
He thought it might save him from being beat up later lmao
@chaoticwes4627 жыл бұрын
Once the camera went off, Brett started body slamming people.
@confusedalex56127 жыл бұрын
Wesocracy xd
@FaisalPlays7 жыл бұрын
8:48 that impression is perfect
@CowChop7 жыл бұрын
SHOUTOUT TO MR. & MRS. COW
@Trolololo8617 жыл бұрын
Brett and Cow
@disorderrgv7 жыл бұрын
Cow Chop hell yeah
@okay.melissa7 жыл бұрын
Cow Chop ?
@slaycide7 жыл бұрын
Cow Chop tell aleks he has a channel
@seppukuoverlord25807 жыл бұрын
woohoo!
@zelimpinho7 жыл бұрын
sometimes i think im watching a more fucked up version of The Office
@wtfdion7 жыл бұрын
Pedro Zamith that makes sense
@CrazyVidGamer7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this literally makes so much sense
@cristiannavarroparraguez347 жыл бұрын
wow! That's a great description
@MGD00217 жыл бұрын
So Brett leaves and Aleks becomes a tyrant who's mad with power
@andy-tm5re7 жыл бұрын
With James’ idea
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
"Hahahaha....What the fuck is this." -Brett Shits about to go down.
@overlookers7 жыл бұрын
Bane broke The Bat Brett will break The Aleks
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
overlookers you bet. I can't wait for a "Brett's revenge" video.
@Arcangel29927 жыл бұрын
Lmfao his laugh was so unnerving, like he was about to snap any minute.
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
Kanyime dude ikr. I wouldn't want to mess with him ever.
@llamacebu2167 жыл бұрын
overlookers break
@CarnivorousVegan17 жыл бұрын
Wow... wish Aron was here. He would have loved this.
@Isaac-pm6gm7 жыл бұрын
CarnivorousVegan yeah just cause he's from Australia huh. Racist shit
@atrophos41047 жыл бұрын
CarnivorousVegan i forgot about that guy
@EliteAaron7 жыл бұрын
dont worry im here
@EliteAaron7 жыл бұрын
i do love it you're right
@cyberneticspaceman10767 жыл бұрын
Cowchops almost at 800k, and they did that in one year. Congrats Guys!
@larrythecableguy3347 жыл бұрын
Cybernetic Spaceman They need to do a NASCAR Special
@goonsquad_official7 жыл бұрын
I guess we have different definitions of "almost" and what's actually 1 year. 700k in a little less than 1 year & 1/2 is also an accomplishment though.
@IAmTheTallGilo7 жыл бұрын
Yeah but did they get 5 million in 6 months? I don't think so...
@thez0mbiebooger2447 жыл бұрын
IAmTheTallGilo I was just about to say that
@RobertSmith-qn5ji7 жыл бұрын
+Ben Dover Man, Cow Chop is almost at 10 million subs, and they did that in just a couple months. Amazing!
@lplyon30167 жыл бұрын
Everybody's talking about Aleks not uploading and im just sitting here wondering, when is my main man trevor gonna upload
@eduardocordero38287 жыл бұрын
Lp Lyon he streams occasionally
@theannoyeddog46527 жыл бұрын
yearly*
@Unkn0.n7 жыл бұрын
Lmao me too
@dogchaser5207 жыл бұрын
Anybody know more about Aleks meeting Trevor in a Counter-Strike game? That sounds like a good story
@thatslatinforsuckmydick55547 жыл бұрын
Brett is literally their dad
@p_eabean7 жыл бұрын
Like a bunch of children making up for the burnt living room lol
@shadow_41117 жыл бұрын
I can already hear Brett clapping from Australia
@TheSarcasmSentiment7 жыл бұрын
Trevor screaming into a Didgeridoo is my aesthetic
@macbazzi7 жыл бұрын
Lmao James respects Brett as a boss but when he was in the creatures he destroyed the fuck out of Jordan's office 😂
@derp_40367 жыл бұрын
thats because brett aint no little bitch.
@themantis88157 жыл бұрын
Derp box brett is awesome
@clemens17667 жыл бұрын
"what time is it in china"
@offbeat47727 жыл бұрын
Clemens Lohrmann what do you mean? That question makes sense
@clemens17667 жыл бұрын
because brett is in australia
@jordancotnoir33357 жыл бұрын
Clemens Lohrmann Brett was in Shanghai before going to Australia
@berg63937 жыл бұрын
Ahem, china china prime china prime prime prime
@lexierosevideos7 жыл бұрын
Ace Trainer Aleks omg
@coen17727 жыл бұрын
Huh, that's weird, that dude "Steven" walked in with a mic attached on him. It's as if he was wired before Aleks met him at the door. 🤔🤔
@saltysavestate58557 жыл бұрын
Sam Loughlin You've been played.
@cosmicturban27977 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory...
@saulspanco8547 жыл бұрын
A GAME THEORY!
@rocketmik657 жыл бұрын
🤔
@Swagops1017 жыл бұрын
Reese Labbe 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@brutallyhonest72267 жыл бұрын
1:29 *Stares at the camera* i don't know what your talking about
@dedmajor7 жыл бұрын
*creatures flashbacks intensify*
@anthonykrieter92487 жыл бұрын
I mean, while you're at it, why not just set fire to it all
@petramakler87337 жыл бұрын
Antoine The Demon freeze everything and then make cowchop on ice
@slowmicrobe96347 жыл бұрын
He's going to punch a hole in the painting
@lorequestcomics7 жыл бұрын
I like how it reccomended "aleks mural suprise"
@kestopiagaming86977 жыл бұрын
TopPleasureXZ A true classic.
@Cognitive_Fun7 жыл бұрын
Why does everybody seem so genuinely afraid of Brett sometimes. Trevor damn near had a mental breakdown after he spilled his shake. And James is pissing his pants here. What is this man doing to them?
@PsYkoTicxxRipZz7 жыл бұрын
Brett laughing was his mind snapping. We watched a man slowly spiral into insanity. But at least he brought gifts from abroad.
@natamersa98367 жыл бұрын
I feel like they're actively trying to piss Brett off at this point
@CT3LA7 жыл бұрын
If they were trying to piss him off they would have done a lot worse to his office. They were trying to bother him for sure, but the worst thing they did was change his setup so he sits on the floor, and that's not even that bad.
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
I'm excited for Aleks' hair to be completely brown again :D Edit: And Trevor's hair as well!
@okay.melissa7 жыл бұрын
Maddog TREVORS HAIR.
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
Melissa Soun YES THAT TOO
@cerealchef68627 жыл бұрын
Golden Boy Aleks will forever be alive in my heart.
@thecrazyotter48737 жыл бұрын
Maddog when he made it blond it looked weird but now it's normal and when it goes back to being brown it's gunna be weird
@TheOdd7 жыл бұрын
I've got so used to him being blonde that it's weird seeing his hair going back to brown.
@offbeat47727 жыл бұрын
Why tf didn't Australia warn us about 9/11?
@J3fe7 жыл бұрын
we did it
@LargeFather697 жыл бұрын
Factual ^^^^^
@morganmememachine4667 жыл бұрын
Because they DID 911. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
@cosmicturban27977 жыл бұрын
Cus American news doesn't get to them until the day after because of the timezones.
@emmanueldeleon5067 жыл бұрын
You mean Pearl harbor...?
@Bihigos7 жыл бұрын
I love LOVE moist towelettes.
@angelolobo547 жыл бұрын
They feel so glorious on my sweet ass
@afriu10547 жыл бұрын
Do you get to the cloud district often
@themourningsouls7 жыл бұрын
afro216 What am I saying? Of course you don't.
@_focks60467 жыл бұрын
let's get to bashing butts
@ClawsMcgee8207 жыл бұрын
We are men....MANLY men
@jacobjamar6 жыл бұрын
I liked how Aleks walked the long way to the office with the painter, and doesn't go through the door as a shorter way.
@HangamingHG7 жыл бұрын
Did you guys record Brett's reaction to the ashes of the couch
@maki70217 жыл бұрын
he reacted in his own house, check his twitter.
@thatboybigoily7 жыл бұрын
Flametrooper what's his twitter?
@thatboybigoily7 жыл бұрын
Flametrooper nevermind
@horaciolandin53027 жыл бұрын
Flametrooper link plz
@gabechen58207 жыл бұрын
Tusken Jerky twitter.com/HungryHundar/status/891419884151754752
@Octavius1187 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for his reaction to the burnt couch/floor.
@Captain00Chaos7 жыл бұрын
twitter.com/HungryHundar/status/891419884151754752 he did on his twitter
@bummerdrummer16497 жыл бұрын
BRETT THIS IS TREVOR SPEAKING PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME UP
@musclegeek19917 жыл бұрын
lol I love how everyone is scared of Brett but he's such a good natured guy. Walks into that shit and his first reaction is to laugh and play along for the camera. Neil Patrick Harris level of chill.
@zombiehut17 жыл бұрын
Jordan goes out of town: Destroy his entire office When Brett leaves: Interior decorating
@adriana.62207 жыл бұрын
11:59 Brett's laugh gives me life
@Rorschach657 жыл бұрын
After watching this video, KZbin gave me an ad about work violence and how to stop it from happening.
@kestopiagaming86977 жыл бұрын
Austin Smith KZbin is becoming sentient.
@stixelhd20557 жыл бұрын
8:44 best brett impression ever
@enricocecchi48537 жыл бұрын
Anyone else thought Artist Joe would walk through those doors...
@lavishlauren44207 жыл бұрын
Enrico Cecchi ME LOL
@codered928OG7 жыл бұрын
Enrico Cecchi I swear he was I was like no wayyyy
@alphajj45947 жыл бұрын
Enrico Cecchi I thought it was gonna be James since he got out of the frame😂😂😂
@dolfindan1537 жыл бұрын
I was so hoping, cause like he had him on speed dial. Theyll never bring back an ex creature tho
@PCMBOOL7 жыл бұрын
Ruvaak he's from the creatures
@whennoobsplay7937 жыл бұрын
When Aleks said he knew an artist and had one on speed dial the first thing that came to mind was artist Joe, and I got super excited.
@slaycide7 жыл бұрын
I legit like Brett office.....I hope cow chop doesn't destroy it like they do everything else
@lostpopcorns7 жыл бұрын
8:40 that desk reveal was pure comedy gold
@newcowchopcouch60307 жыл бұрын
don't replace me. please don't do this
@p_eabean7 жыл бұрын
You've endured so much of their abuse though
@Madddross7 жыл бұрын
CowChop Couch I'm pretty sure this is an abusive relationship at this point...is there anyone you want us to call?
@atrophos41047 жыл бұрын
Omai waru mo shindaru
@lazzynomad7 жыл бұрын
Brett is legit my favorite member of the cast!
@ponfyb8747 жыл бұрын
Aleks impression of Bret was unfortunately very accurate
@07Hawkeye7 жыл бұрын
you guys are such a great team, i love it. i hope there is never any real drama between any of the cow chop crew ever. keep it real guys, its great content.
@Goomba11517 жыл бұрын
Brett: "Is there opium I can smoke?" Aleks: *Reaches into pocket*
@Jnogzee7 жыл бұрын
I’ve been binge watching this entire channel, and now my recommended is all cow chop
@RandomKiwi37 жыл бұрын
As a person who lives in "BrisbAYNE" i was triggered when how aleks pronounced it.
@a.a6777 жыл бұрын
Jordan Nicholson I live In Melbourne, but that still made me triggered
@ifiliketrains10107 жыл бұрын
13:31 MAN THE HORSES!
@glarthir37187 жыл бұрын
Yo is that guy with the mustache from My Name Is Earl?
@Eldmur7 жыл бұрын
brett office in front of the door is the proof he is in fact the secretary of the office, welcoming all individual who means business with cow chop
@L96A2Recon7 жыл бұрын
If anyone remembers, because I don't see it in the comments... Aleks was referring to a certain 'mural' and he didn't like that... he's talking about that huge Marshall poster James got him 😂
@KimCantDance1497 жыл бұрын
Brett seems like such a chill dude in general like even when he's mad it's not a "loud" angry if that makes sense?
@Nyanboii7 жыл бұрын
*Next video* *Brett Office Destruction*
@jamesstallion27297 жыл бұрын
Aleks at 1:40 with that throwback to the classic mural from 2014.
@user-ic1ic5nb6p7 жыл бұрын
私が生まれたときにブレットは私の父より怒っているだろう
@prettyastronaut7 жыл бұрын
Ninja Aleks konichiwa arigatouu
@morganmememachine4667 жыл бұрын
No, you can't rape little elementary school girls. What the fuck, Ninja Aleks?!
@Ciaron20027 жыл бұрын
Ninja Aleks xD
@DeadRebornKid7 жыл бұрын
XD lol I can read that since I learned French in High School.
@reubenbirch7 жыл бұрын
私は死にたいです
@dboy19407 жыл бұрын
This is honestly so pure
@ishdakfgp92007 жыл бұрын
i thought the back of Brett's shirt said "Despacito"
@firedude14317 жыл бұрын
I think this was the most tame Cow Chop video I've seen.
@N355137 жыл бұрын
Brett's laugh when he saw the office was the laugh of a man who is considering suicide
@TwinkleToesLorna7 жыл бұрын
I love Brett. his reaction is so cryptic. like is that a good or a bad laugh?
@stever4717 жыл бұрын
The strokes are real
@cherryboys53317 жыл бұрын
8:44 Aleks' impression of Brett with the clapping holy fuck
@shockedaleks96457 жыл бұрын
THAT'S EXTREMEEE
@Eira_7 жыл бұрын
"Remember that time you got a mural" We will never forget the mural Aleks, that thing is a legend
@ari63457 жыл бұрын
Fucked up revenge idea: Brett hires someone to paint the creatures logo in Aleks or James office
@TheZaaaander7 жыл бұрын
Aleks' Brett impression had me crying
@bigrig61667 жыл бұрын
And then he saw the couch
@DucksAhoy7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha James keeping everything seemingly legit on camera xD That office is so much fun! I would love mine to be as obnoxious as this. Love that they showed the reveal at the end, complete w/ CCTV xD
@t.m85347 жыл бұрын
So.... Faceless IS HowToBasic right?
@DiegoPerez-my1lg7 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that one Creatures video where they destroy Jordan's office. Although, I really like Cow Chop since it's basically just a bunch of friends instead of a business (which is what the Creatures became). This is why Cow Chop has been rising and how the creatures have disbanded.
@Kawber7 жыл бұрын
well that was incredible
@StormsFantasy7 жыл бұрын
lol
@dickbutt47117 жыл бұрын
I kek'd when Aleks mentioned the mural that James got him years ago lol.
@doodoodeelittle7 жыл бұрын
after viewing this my recommendations for videos down below had "filmed my boss firing me"
@alicatz7 жыл бұрын
Brett's small giggle as he walked into his office killed me.
@tribal_houndz7 жыл бұрын
1:41-1:46 *vietnam flashbacks*
@Milesofgaming7 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit they did a good job decorating the office. Like wow.
@dn74227 жыл бұрын
*Alex: And Don't Talk To Her Cause She Can Be uhh, kinda wierd-ummmm...* 4:28 Me: SAVAGE!
@trulyinfamous6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of many things. Including the huge picture of Aleks in the Marshall outfit and Kootra's office destruction.
@tjsneverland69047 жыл бұрын
waiting on ep 2 of amibo betting.......
@JJ-mm4pw7 жыл бұрын
I hope one day Aron comes to the Office and can be introduced like this
@xXJavaMongyXx7 жыл бұрын
Aleks Mural Suprise reference😱
@eduardomeza59187 жыл бұрын
They should've brought Aron into this and be like "And here we have an authentic Asian boy."
@secondhandlions45327 жыл бұрын
MOOOOOORE
@jonas123jrc57 жыл бұрын
1:40 lol he mentioned the mural back in 2014 at the creature house
@superduper51077 жыл бұрын
This video was Super Duper!!!!
@jawasalem7 жыл бұрын
I love how when Brett asks if there's any opium to smoke, Aleks immediately reaches into his pocket.
@EliteForceYYC7 жыл бұрын
Too bad Aron wasn't there to give his Eastern wisdom
@AwesomeX7 жыл бұрын
1:42-1:46 *flashbacks to James' video*
@pyromaniacaleks68557 жыл бұрын
Not enough fires
@corynn.l51467 жыл бұрын
10:50 you can already tell that by this point he is having a mental break down lmao
@mullsh7 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, the creatures were still a thing.
@LunaAlphaWolf7 жыл бұрын
Brett's laughter is just filled with great simmering revenge.
@AR-ez7qy7 жыл бұрын
You guys are going to have to introduce that new Hispanic twink eventually.
@TheiPodTouchPenguin7 жыл бұрын
I love how Aleks' first reflex was to reach into his pocket when Brett asked if there was any opium he could smoke.
@Thetruthiscosmic7 жыл бұрын
Aleks' channel is more dead than Tupac #bringbackimmortalhd
@Infinite64657 жыл бұрын
"Time to do my daily prayer to the ghost of Mao." Brett, I love you
@skylarquestionmark7 жыл бұрын
I broke my right arm yesterday and also sprained my left wrist a while back....so does anybody have any improvised masturbation techniques? Thanks
@fortnite994907 жыл бұрын
Skylar just hump your bed
@nou87047 жыл бұрын
Skylar use your other hand
@jacobdunn89767 жыл бұрын
use your mouth
@vuelkarr91837 жыл бұрын
way to fuck my other reply
@TheSlimyMiner7 жыл бұрын
Have a family member help you because your family is always there for you
@Justbadluckman7 жыл бұрын
Bretts reaction was honestly the best thing ive ever seen